Another Below Deck Podcast - A Love of Mayonnaise | Below Deck S11 E10

Episode Date: April 9, 2024

Dylan and Pat are back to break down Fraser losing it, the Comanche, Paris, Captain Jill, drunk employee reviews, sex addict Ben and more from Bravo's Below Deck. Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbelowdeckpodcast

Just I wish Jill would have shut up because I want to get to know the other Charter guests more There was a Charter guest named Jennifer. Did you see her the yogi? Was she the only she looked like a classy porn star? Yeah, like she loves sublime only does solo Film right right which you know, I mean who is who has the time for that? I mean, it's I agree. I. I, it's like, what are we watching that? Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one Patrick Hickey.

I'm looking like a real drunk here, Dilly. I got two white claws open on the desk. No, that doesn't make you drunk. It makes you I think a basic bitch. Yeah. So tonight we have an episode. I mean, the fact that you still drink that swill is just unbelievable. I know. And that you haven't graduated to any of the new kooky flavors that

they've got. I mean, they've got other kooky flavors, you know? So anyways, we have an episode of Below Deck to break down, public announcements go. Oh, uh, head on to head over to patreon.com slash another part. Yeah, we're going to be doing the valley soon. I'm glad you announced that. Let's just announce it. We're gonna, we already cover Vanderpump rules. And people really enjoy that. We just had Amanda and assistant Anne from Vanderpump Rules and WeSigned and NDA and it was a wonderful collaboration. Can I tell you how inspiring it is to meet two unbelievably intelligent and wickedly funny young women. I'm just, it's so good.

It's so good to have them in our lives. I'm just so beyond impressed with those two ladies. So go listen to WeSigned andDA. And yeah, we'll be doing the Valley at patreon.com slash another podcast. We should probably warn them. We're not going back to the beginning. We're just going to pick up where they are. God, no. It's just something for us to do because we know you guys love us talking about that. So listen, tonight we're going to be talking about Factor. And tonight we're going to be talking about, unfortunately for us, this is a conflict of interest, but I would not, I

don't want to cheat the audience, you know, we're good friends with Fraze, but I mean we're going to skewer that young man tonight. Well, alright, so I'll say this, why don't we just get in our thoughts and not... Frazier, absolutely losing the plot. Go ahead. If, all right, so when I was a little kid, I wanted a little brother. I had two older half-brothers and they were total dicks. And so I asked Santa Claus for a little brother. If Sandy had brought Frasier,

it would have been the greatest gift of my life. That's how much I love Frasier. Frasier is a friend. That being said. We love Frasier. We call balls and strikes here. 100%. And you're kind of a dick. Yeah. We can blame it on the booze. The heat was pretty hot. Yeah. I get it. But you were out of line. Yeah. I mean, my God, Ben. But

everyone has, everyone gets to have a couple missteps, right? No one's perfect. No, only Jesus Christ. And he died on the cross for all our sins. Yeah. Yeah. So how many pots would you give it? I think I like this episode because it's funny how Below Deck is now kind of figured like formats out. There will always be a day club, little excursion

where the quote unquote owner of the yacht paid for. Yeah. And it's the worst day of your life. The banker from dealer no deal pays for this vacation for these people. And you would think that a day with sea rats drinking in the heat, fucking and sucking would always be like the best thing to happen in the season, but it's always kind of a let down. It's all well, it's some good television, but if you are the Sea Rats there,

this is the last place, last thing I'd wanna do on my day off. I'd rather stay on the boat. Like, we have gotten some incredible moments from these excursions. Gabby and Marcos, the chef. Yeah, I think Gabby got like, some kind of Muay Thai strike to the face.

I mean, she was gravely injured, but we also had Rachel kicking off a steel drum band so that she could start demanding people play. Come on, come on, on one and three, one and three. One and three, one and three. Stay in the pocket, bitch. You know? But yeah, so this one, it was fine. It was just a lot of Barbie and Frazier fighting and with us being such huge Frazier fans it was tough to see it was and I will say this this crew is it's it's falling apart It's crumbling. Oh, and I will say I like Paris for her to come in at such a late part of the sea for Paris and

kind of Dominate right on dominate dominate because she's the only level headed one. She hasn't been in this POW camp for as long as these Sea Rats have been in. So she's approaching this scenario with a clean head, a clear conscience, and is immediately like, why is my boss complaining to me about this child over here? I mean, it's absolutely insane.

Yeah, it was a little crazy. Um, so how many pots? Uh, I thought it was a decent episode because remember this is supposed to be the worst part of the season right now. We're like rounding episode 10 or 11, wherever we're at. This is normally where you're just kind of creeping to the final couple episodes. Yeah. It's still entertaining. They're doing a great job. I love Captain Carrie. He's the best. He's the best.

He's great. Yeah. I think Captain Kerry has launched up past maybe even the flesh taker himself, Captain Glenn. Um, both nice guys. Yeah. Very similar in many, in many respects. Yeah. Not in one. Uh, Kerry doesn't have a blood lust like Glenn does, but they are similar. Um. If you don't give your pots I'm just gonna... Oh I'm sorry, 60 pots. I'd give it 62 pots. We're still with Jill Zarin, which is great TV. I don't think Barbie would mind if I said this. I was like hey you got any good stories about horrible Jill Zariness and

she's like I love Jill Zarin. Oh yeah I horrible Jill Zarin is? And she's like, I love Jill's Aaron. Oh, yeah, I love Jill's Aaron too. You do. So yeah, does have people that love her because are you looking at her as her putting on a performance on the show? A little bit, a little bit. I'm more accustomed to it. But she's just She's obviously Clawing and awful. Yes, but you know, so is Larry David and everybody loves crazy. Did you watch that last episode last night? No, I'm watching. Okay. I was kind of curious but I thought sorry Were you gonna play the video? Oh, no. No, I'm setting something up for later. Okay, great. Chef Anthony, just, you want to talk about a death spiral.

I mean, my goodness. Oh, yeah. When you're having difficulty with getting courses out to a lot of different dietary restrictions, let's not do this. Let's not turn the entire operation into a diner, right? Because you will surely drown then 60 whatever pots, let's get into it. Last we left off, we were in the throws

of a raw fish mistake, which as big of a disaster as Anthony has been at times this season, this was not his fault, we mentioned it last week. Okay, so it was all Jules Aron's fault. It was Jules Aron, but it was Chef Anthony's fault for taking direction from Jills Aaron. So I wanna say this. I won't even go that far because the primary

is sitting there next to Jills Aaron, meek and quiet and not saying anything. So he just- Melissa Springer, I believe that's your name as a primary, kick rocks. When you let the monster come on here with and be the sole person on the planet that interrupts, distracts, annoys, sabotages everything, Rocks when you let the monster come on here with and be the sole person on the planet that

Interrupts distracts the noise sabotages everything you bought the ticket take the goddamn ride. Also, where's the gorilla goo glue? Where's the cinder block? I can't stand Jill's that was a mouthful. I apologize Wait, oh, so you okay. So let me get this straight You want to glue cinder blocks to just Aaron and kick her off the side Oh, that's how much I just like well, she's a strong swimmer. I think that you would make it out of that. She met So BCB aka back channel bad aka Ben says that Frazier has always been a Stewed down and that's just true. I mean the past two seasons. He's been dealing with absolute horror in his department But agree that one one more thing on this dinner thing before we really get in. Yeah I mean, the past two seasons he's been dealing with absolute horror in his department.

But agree. One more thing on this dinner thing before we really get in. Yeah. Yeah. It's worth mentioning the sushi requests was an add on. Yeah. There are still five courses to come. Yeah.

Or like three courses in one bowl. It's like, it turns into like camping. It's like, just put the curry and the patty in the same bowl and throw it on the table. It's just insane Chef Anthony says that Jill's Aaron is such a terrible person How does that feel Jill's Aaron? I mean, he's the sweetest guy ever That's right here and him say you're awful I mean good Lord Barbie says she's going to be fake and nice and smile all night and she commits a bit too much to the routine. She's got like a Nicholson at the Overlook kind of vibe. That was what my note here. Yeah. Looks less like a smile and more like

someone pretending not to hate Jill Zarin. Yeah. Yeah. For some insane reason tonight of all nights we decide to take orders for dinner we've literally we've literally never done it in the history of the show we're gonna be doing half curry half pad thai we're plopping hoisin on the rim of the plate it looks like a fucking sick bowel movement I mean it's all so wrong yeah even Captain Carrie said it sucked. By the way, it's worth missing. A poor Captain Carrie has to not only sit here and eat this Thai fireside cuisine, he has to sit there and soak in the fumes of Jill and the gang's displeasure.

I would never accept an invitation to sit down at dinner. Absolutely not. Think about this. So you got, not only is there the horrible small talk, oh, how long you been a cabin? Yeah, yeah. Mm, right.

Oh, what do you do for, like, if the chef fucks up, you're on pins and needles. Pins and needles. I wanna say this, I wish Jill Jaren, Just call her, just, just, just. I wish Jill would have shut up because I want to get to know the other charter guests more. There was a charter guest named Jennifer. Did you see her? The yogi? Was she the yogi? She looked like a classy porn star. Yeah, like she loves Sublime. Only does solo films. Right, right. Which, you know, I mean, who has who

has the time for that? I mean, it's I agree. I it's like, what are we? I'm not watching that. I'm not watching that. Solo. Yeah. You know, it's like, I respect my time better. Yeah, it's like, listen, I get Lawrence of Arabia is a good film, but I'm not going to sit here and do this. So we learn a bit about Dylan.

He's a naughty boy. When he was younger, no one said he was hot. Well, it's because you were fatty. Hey, cool it with the Snickers bars. Yeah, I mean, you know, but then he found the pump. Ah, yes, the pump. And the pump is powerful. It feels like coming.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Is this when, was this when, is this when him and Ben were chatting? And Dylan admits, no one told him he was good looking when he was a kid? Yeah. Okay. But it all worked out because now everyone he meets wants to use his hog like a pogo stick so it all worked out for him. Yeah or maybe like like a less violent act. Yeah. Dylan, can I tell you a

fun fact about Dill? I got quite good at the pogo when I was younger. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I could do 360s on the pogo. Yeah. Wow, are kids still into those? I don't think so, and the only reason that I developed a skill for the pogo is because I was relegated to other extreme sports, because I couldn't ollie. The foundational element of any skateboarding career is the ollie, I couldn't do it. How about the double ollie?

Never heard of it. But, you know, so because of that, I had to rollerblade and then I got called gay too many times for that. And so I went to the Pogo stick and I was called gay further. So I stopped and I always told people that's a compliment, you know, that you're paying me, but it still didn't didn't. If you were saying that I you get a point five for that. Hey, let me tell a little story to Dylan about about one time a guy who was really good looking and he had his pick of beautiful women. And then he lost his looks and became a drunk.

Who are you talking about? Chevy Chase. Wow, yeah, because that story could apply to so many people. Dill. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to go back to, sorry, digress for a second because- Yeah. Well, we've been talking about Chevy Chase, so I think the digression is here. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I want to say I have a note here- No, I've heard he's a real dick on set. Oh, yeah, I heard he's an asshole. Yeah. But Bill Murray's a real dick on set. Oh, I heard he's an asshole Yeah, but Bill Murray's a dick to a Frazier and chef II. This is when Frazier notes that Chef II is probably not up to the task once again Yeah, and I want to remind him that there have been worse dinner services Captain Sandy famously saved some charter guests from some

Crudely putogether nachos with corn over them. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Still with the viscous kind of, what would you call it? It's like, you know, when the corn is in the can, it's submerged in a kind of solution that's not water. It's kind of gummy and it needs to be washed a little bit and it's like that with many canned, you know, legumes and whatnot. I mean you open a can of garbanzo beans and you don't wash that thing. It's gonna be slimy in your Greek salad. But what the Russian spy did was she dumped all of that, all of the ectoplasm and all of the

corn onto the nachos and Sandy did kind of cut that off the pass, but we get to dessert. It is a, there was some trickery before dessert though, Dylan. Yeah. Which is how do we buy 20 minutes? Oh, let's make a signature cocktail. Yeah. Here's rum and milk. Here's blended up rum and milk.

So we get to dessert, a French souffle with Hershey's draped over the top. And sorry. You know, I'm starting to understand where Jill's coming from. Yeah, of course. We wrap the meal with Frazier and Barbie and the tension is rising. Obviously, the dinner is two pots. I mean it was absolutely horrible. So, Fraser and Vampira chat a little bit about Barbie's sassy little attitude and Barbie is rightly pissed because it would seem as

though, and I know that the lenses can kind of lull us into a false sense of understanding the workings of this boat. But it seems like Barbie is doing a lot of stuff and Vibe Vampira gets cut off quite early. You know, she's smiling like Jack Nicholson. I mean, the whole thing is bad. Yeah. Yeah. It's just not work. I do want to mention, um, if you look at the scene where Barbie walks up on Frasier and Vampira's at the bar. Yeah. Vampira was drinking a cocktail. Yeah. She's off. Okay. But it's still charty. No, well totally, but oh I thought that you were pointing at that she was really doing a little R&R. You're saying she was drinking on the boat.

That's what I'm saying. Oh, wow. A grave crime in the world of Below Deck. I believe people have been fired for that. Yeah, 100%. Oh, anyway. Hey, so they docked the boat, Dill. And that's always boring. And you'll never guess who has thoughts on the dock. Yeah. Jill Ziaran.

Well, okay, before we get to that because wow What are you on fucking PCP right now? You're getting straight to the dock. Yeah. Sorry. Holy shit It's my least favorite part of the show So Ben and Frazier have a chat about who is going to be the lead deckhand and of course Back Channel Ben is thinking about the old Wes and Malia thing back channel Ben is thinking about the old Wes and Malia thing. This is the trouble with sex addicts and boys in general. If there's a competent female on deck, maybe don't fuck them so you can utilize them in a professional environment. Because, you know, we've got this thing where Ben recognizes that Sonny is probably the best person to

pick for the role, but because he's such a hedonist, he couldn't help himself. He had to have sex with her. So now her ceiling is hamstrung by his horniness. It's horrible. Yeah. So, um, Oh, so, uh, before we get to the next morning, Dill, if you don't mind, it's chef Tony is just he's so sad.

He's falling apart here. He's the judge. He tells us he wasn't cut out for this. He's not trained for all these preferences. But he's not giving up till now. And look, Chef Anthony, you can get through this. One know how I know you'll get through this. You didn't hurl yourself hurl yourself off a building when you found out the guy who taught you how to ride a bike was banging your wife. I think that's way more of a hurdle than jolting.

Yeah, I know. It's such a good point though. Like if you can get through that, you can really get through most of anything. 100%. You know, like, let's say you're in line at LAX and TSA is like just giving you a real tough time. Um, you know, the people you're traveling with may, maybe like, wow, are you okay? And you could say, yeah, my uncle stole my wife and then began having sex with her. That's absolutely nothing. There's nothing compared to that. Wear that as a badge of honor.

Right. Right. Nothing can stop me. Right. Yeah. It's a little bit, it's like my father is rather unflappable because he saw the horrors of the jungle of Vietnam. That's right.

Nothing could be worse than that. So, we get to the next day. Next morning. Breakfast burrito, veggie omelet, salmon benedict is on the menu as well as wind. Frazier and Barbie are at each other's throats and like we said, we love Fraze. He's the number one C rap, but he's a stew down.

Why are you forcing her not only to work more, but have your desired emotional state too? Now I understand that Barbie, you can feel the fury radiating off of her. All right. So that's the only thing that I can give Fraze is he put up with 24 hours of that fake Joker smile. That would drive me nuts, especially when I think he warned her a couple times like, hey, can you stop doing that? What's wrong with you? Trying to shake her out of it and then she would not break character. Yes, and this is only Fraze second charter, as chiefs do,

and he'll probably get better. But this stuff as a- This is only the second charter? Second season. Oh, sorry. So ideally, you would let this stuff water off a duck's back only because of the situation you're in. You're one stew down.

Let's not make any rash decisions. Let's not go nuclear over a charter where we were stew down and had one Jill Zarin. Like that is a powder keg, right? We can't make any reasonable decisions in that setting. So we've got a difficult docking here and to make matters worse, we've got Captain Zarin playing play by play the entire time. We've got Captain Zarin playing play-by-play the entire time lots of thoughts on this now Dylan this word came to mind when I was Watching her do this Dunning-Kruger effect. Yeah, are you familiar? You're familiar with this play? Yes, I fall victim to Dunning-Kruger all the time. Okay when you have a little bit of information about something and that makes you a master of it Exactly. I'll give the definition here It's a cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities. It was first described by

Justin Kruger and David Dunning. And in 1999, some researchers also included that the opposite effect for higher performers can be a tendency of underestimating their skills as well. Got it. Got it. Got it. Yeah. But not Jill Zarin. She's always over underestimating their skills as well. Got it, got it, got it. Yeah. But not Jill Zarin. Yeah. She's always overestimating herself. Right. So Jill Zarin is standing at the helm of the boat,

and she's saying, up, he's in trouble. The wind shifts. I'm not sure what he's doing. Because the reason why she's saying all of these things is because, as you'll remember, she's kept in the vessel before. She has. So at least worn the hat.

The guest apart. Yeah, Dill, did you think it was weird? You know how Below Deck has added in that new fancy music, new production team came in to kind of like. So they have a royalty free music library that they go to and they just type in Macklemore slash white guy. And that was all of the music that we got for this evening yeah except for this one this one was an interesting choice yeah Joe was walking off the dock okay

yeah it was a celebratory occasion you, these little people were plagued by the switch for such a long time. That's the odd part is I didn't see a single little person around. Yeah. It kind of like didn't make sense. No, you can actually in the background of one of the frames, you can see one of them hanging. Yeah. That's sad.

It is sad. You know what else is sad? We're saying goodbye to Jill Zarin Jill Zarin says to Carrie I hope I wasn't too much and Carrie does not say it's okay. He says it's yodding. I Love the guy he does not absolve her of anything. He says it's yodding. So, um Carrie and Anthony have a chat this was says, it's yawning. So, um, Carrie and Anthony have a chat. This was pretty intense straight from the rip and Carrie's pissed. He says, um, I've got to tell you last night that dinner was bullshit. It was hard, but you know what? No, he also called the meal appalling. Appalling. People are paying for this.

Yeah. And he says, I'm very disappointed. And Sheffy says, I'm triggered. Yep. I was born a loser and I'm going to die a goddamn loser. I was born a loser, born a loser, die a loser. Anthony, come on, man. You've been through much worse than this.

Your uncle, I mean, your uncle still your wife. That's crazy. So, Dill, I had a note here after hearing that line, he was born a loser and dialers are like, I was touched by that. No more uncle jokes. Right. That's what that that did to me. I'm happy because we've done one or two or three every single episode. So Fraser and Barbie finally have the chat that they need. Again, Fraser, am I crazy? Leave her alone.

Am I crazy? Leave her alone. Yeah. You know, it's easy for us to call, you know, say these things as we are watching the show. Yeah. Pat, let's get to the tip. All right, boy. Couldn't believe it.

20 fucking K to put up with her bullshit. All those preferences. I mean, inflation is a real thing. I remember when 13 was like, ugh, that's a bad tip. Now we're at 20, and they're bummed. Well, this is a bigger boat, larger crew as well. So that's 16.70. I rounded up for that.

That's 16.70 each. Yeah, and quite literally out of nowhere, we find out that Kyle is a Comanche. Oh, this is okay. So he bought a 23 and me, and now he's part owner of a casino in Montana. Yeah, I always it's interesting how America works, you know, sometimes they were able to sweep some problems in history under the mat. Yeah, yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. They got all those like chiefs in that room. They're like, all right. All right. We admit we decimated your entire population.

We admit that we came here and you guys were in tune with the spirits and the gods of this land. You understood how things worked on this continent. But let me, let me just throw this out there. How about a casino? Yeah. Now, continent. Yeah. But let me just throw this out there. How about a casino? Yeah. Now, listen, we understand- What do you say? Are we square? We understand that you welcomed us in with varying degrees of hospitality.

Well, some of them threw arrows at our heads. That was for the fucking Comanches. I mean, it was the four-hoofed warriors of the Southern Oklahoma Plains. But some were nice and to those nice ones We did eradicate you with disease and advanced weaponry, but have you ever seen a slot machine? They are It's like there could be very basic ones right where it just says bar and those are big but then We can give you guys these crazy buffalo ones.

You know the animals that you used to worship that we slaughtered so that we could beat you more easily? Now we have slot machines. Okay, I see a couple of you in the corner. You don't seem like you're getting the picture. We've got some booze for you, chill out. Have you ever heard of Pau Gow? I see you smiling over there.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, there's a briefcase in the back room. Right, right. So yeah. I mean, it's just a complicated history. But Kyle, yeah. Hit us up, Kyle. All right. So should we get to an ad break? Sure. Yeah, let's do it. Eating on the go is impossible to do healthily unless you have factor. Um, factor is, is something that you can eat stress free with. Okay. You can choose from a weekly menu of 35 options. Popular options include calorie smart, keto protein protein plus, veggie or even vegan. That's the last one that I did was the vegan one.

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your first month plus 20% off your next month. That's code bad TV. Nope, below deck 50. Add Factormails.com slash below deck 50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box while your subscription is active Alright back to the television program Frasier tells vampire he's um, yeah faith and Sheffi totally a Lot of this look I think Frasier gets it and by the way Fras's going to be on this show for a while, so get used to him. I think he understands possibly talking shit in trading and back-channeling is necessary for good television, but he's doing a little too much of it.

Well, we learned that that will continue because tomorrow we have off. There's oh, I'm the top dog. I'm the top dog. I'm the swaggerest. When I step in the room, nothing else matters. Bravo you, you can't. That was a song. You can't do this anymore.

It's just ridiculous. It's clearly that was as uh, as the Sea Rats were getting ready to go out for their night out. Yes. Yes. So we get to the night out. Good energy, good energy at umbrellas. Ben orders a plate of chicken tenders. God, that's the sign of somebody who has consistent sex locked down. Because you wouldn't do that if you were trying to court somebody. You wouldn't behave like a child at a bowling alley. I'll take a salad.

So we meet our new stew, Paris. The ex of one of Fraser's very dear friends, the hedonist himself known as Jake. She sets down for a margarita and tells us a little bit about herself. She says mayonnaise. Yeah. She says that she's outgoing, loves mayonnaise and we can't talk tonight, but she's devoid of serotonin as well. Happiness. Yep. You know, can I back up to the mayonnaise thing? Yeah. Maybe I just learned this from undercover brother or I'm married to a black woman.

Yeah. Black people hate mayonnaise. Yeah. It's disgusting. I even hate mayonnaise. I will not eat mayonnaise. You know, I eat turkey sandwiches for the most part. If I order a tuna fish sandwich every six months,

it will be made with mustard. I hate mayonnaise. How do you feel about- The very sight of it will be made with mustard. I hate mayonnaise. How do you feel about it will make me throw up. How do you feel about an aioli? An aioli. Yeah. The lay lowly. Aioli.

What would an aioli be on? Uh, like, you know, Oh, okay. Like a pastel aioli. Yeah. Something like that. It's hidden enough where I will put a, uh, pastel aioli on some turkey. Okay.

Sandwich. All right. But I am grossed out by mayonnaise. I don't know why, but it just makes me want to throw up. Well, I mean, you know, the mayonnaise that is commonly offered to the people of the United States is, it's weaponry. It's culinary weaponry. Can I tell you, the only time I'll ever send food back and it happens like two times a year because I'll order my turkey sandwich at like a bakery or something.

I go no mayonnaise, mustard. And then the bag gets handed to me. I go in my car. I open it up and there's mayonnaise and I'm like, yeah. And I go in there with such fortitude. I'm like, oh, it has mayonnaise on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did that the other day. Well, a couple months ago, I went to McDonald's, and I said, I need so many sauces. They charged for them. And now they just didn't give me any of the sauces. And I went back to the guy.

I was like, did we not have a conversation about all these sauces? And he was like, what are you doing rolling your eyes at me? It's a very odd thing that I've asked for this many sauces. Arguing with a robot in about 18 months. Well, bring them on. So Sun, Sunny is jealous already. Sunny, we love you.

I have written here, don't turn into a nut bag because she hasn't done anything. You know, you can't just be jealous straight out of the out of the gates. But oh When did Sonny and Ben shag in a bathroom? Oh, so that was the night and then they've been shagging in bathrooms This you know for a while now, but we head back to the boat. We learned that laundry gets Paris off I can see Paris. Yeah, we're not gonna get into the the okay from from the night. Sorry. I'm jumping around here No myself you're on PCP. I am so um Paris is not gonna make things easier for Barbie. I thought in this moment because

She's sleeping with vampire. She's friends With Fraser, but we would come to find out that Paris is lovely. She's so lovely. Or a good study of reality TV. Right. I mean, it doesn't take a dummy to go, don't be a villain. Right. Right.

You can make a choice. Do you want to be a villain? Do you want to be a traitor? Or do you want to be, what are they called? From the show Traders? Yeah. What are they called? I don't watch the show. I'm gonna watch it season three with you Okay Faithful. Yeah traders in the faithful Okay

So Sonny and bed head Sonny and Ben head into the bathroom to bang it out once again when Barbie interrupts She needs a tampon. I these two They're water fuckers. Yeah. Well, it's the only place with no cameras still. Yeah, no, I know. But still water fucking is awful. We've talked about it before. Yeah. So we rise for the next day and we get ready for the day off.

We ride over and hear of the penis of the echidna. And I looked it up and it's horrifying. All right. So this is a kangaroo that has a penis that is like four different. I wouldn't call it a kangaroo. It's more like a porcupine. Well, regardless, the penis has four different heads or something. Yeah. You know the treats wishbone? It looks like if a wishbone was split in half, and then it kind of just goes out and you have these like four little tendrils that make it look

like a paw, but it's a cock. If you're a guy, which one do you masturbate with? I think you masturbate with all four of them, but I don't know that a kitten is getting to that kind of trash, you know? And it is red. Why do they have to be red, God? So Fraser and Paris saddle up and Fraser, Fraser, Fraser, he immediately begins shitting on Barbie to Paris. That is a no-no. While we understand Fraser not being happy with Barbie's hot fury and creepy smile, going directly to a new employee and slandering another is just-

He's better than that. He's so much better than that. He's so much better than that. And Paris rightly says, this is very awkward. He feels like he can vent to me, but he is the boss phrase. What's going on? Is that the heat is it the margarita what's going on? And yeah, I think he's losing it So the two of them finally have a chat He says essentially if you don't like it you can fuck off Barbie that was about right And by the way, this is why employee review shouldn't be done on Margaritas. No, Barbie nails it.

She says she just doesn't like me. They just don't like each other. And I understand why Fraser doesn't like Barbie. She came on little spoiled, lot of spoiled, has, you know, a little bit of bristly personality. But you know, as you grow more in managerial roles you got to realize that you can handle this stuff. This is not anything that should ruin the foundation of the interior. You know. So she, he tells her that she's rude, that she's horrible, and that if she can't handle it she can

fuck off. Now little loser Anthony is floating by himself on a goose floaty and he talks about how when you're in restaurants there are all these different departments there's a Saucer and whatnot and as though he's struck by an epiphany he's he realizes that he's the only one cooking. I don't know what to say I mean This is not revelatory in any way shape or form not only have you been doing it for some time you applied for the job So Paris goes to check on Barbie Fraser says she's fucking awful and Paris is so sweet she goes over there and does her best to cheer her up and You know just thank God for Paris who's trying her best to figure this out. And you know, just thank God for Paris, who's trying her best to figure this out. She's the only sane one here. She says maybe drinking in the sun and having

these conversations isn't a good idea. And that's when Fraser decides while drinking in the sun that he's going to pull the kill cord. Does he go find he tracks down Barbie again at this point, right? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Um, okay. So Barbie says they trigger each other. Barbie suggests not triggering each other.

Which is a great suggestion. Yes. And then Paris notes the booze isn't helping. Yes. I think we covered that. Yeah. Um, that, Oh, back channel Ben. Yeah.

That's when Ben and Fraser chat and he's like, give her one more charter. Right. And that is pretty solid advice Yeah, of course again, you've been a stew down and you just had the charter from hell So let's not judge anybody based on that Dylan begins to hit on Paris. That's cuz he's the golden retriever of ecstasy He's a delight but he has no game and that's what happens when you're good-looking zero game zero game To tell somebody Okay, so to go up to a very pretty girl and

identify the most Stereotypical thing that you possibly could identify from her country of origin and then say because I Partook in that, I should get vaguely credit. And Paris has been hit on way too many times for that bullshit work. Her brain needs to be stimulated at this point. So, uh, and stimulated, it will be Ben heads over to chat with them. And I jumped out of my fucking skin. The caressing of the leg, the hand on the knee,

the hand on the arm. Not only does it make Sonny feel uncomfortable, I think it might make somebody else uncomfortable, the person that you're fucking touching. I will say it does not though she reciprocates, I believe. Doesn't she like touch his shoulder or? I don't know, I don't think she touched him back. I think she was just dealing with the advance.

Ben, haven't liked him from day one, still don't like him. And I understand that if we ever talk to Ben, you know, people are people. And the show makes people. He's a good looking guy. And I was a scumbag worse than him. So who might a judge but just always with the Let's see what where this could let's see this. Let's let's see what this one tastes like. It's just

it is I Don't want to say demonic it's not to not it's not it's low energy. It's a low-frequency bullshit I don't know how old Ben is. I think he's probably in his early 30s. Yeah, at some point as a dude, you gotta you can do this in your 20s. And it hurts some people and makes people jealous. You got to cut it off at something like early 30s. You roll this into your 40s. You're the creepy old motherfucking guy at the bar with the gray watching me right now. And and

they start doing that because they still think they got the, you know, the juice from the 20s. Yeah, the mojo. So we wrap the episode with a tear-soaked call back home and Fraser shitting on Barbie some more to Paris. And he's going to fire her. Next week we'll see what happens. I do think Barbie may be on her way out given that Bravo let us talk to her It's good point. Yeah, so that's it for us jumping the iTunes ranger reviews leave five stars kind words Join us patreon.com slash another podcast network for the valley for a PS for PMZ and for live meetups We will let you know when the next one is coming. It'll probably be Beginning of May. Let's have Ruby in town when we do it. Yeah, that's true.

Okay, that's it for us. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat, say goodbye. Later dudes! Love