Another Below Deck Podcast - A Love of Spit | Winter House S3 E4

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

Pat and Dylan are back to break down spit, The West End Sports Grill, sending it, Bollywood, calling your mom 15 times and how it's really sexy and more from Bravo's Winter House.To learn more about microdosing THC go to Microdose.com and use code: (badtv) to get free shipping & 30% off your first order.Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbachelorpodcast/

Sorry. Everything does right. Yeah. So we head out to the West End Sports Grill. Yeah. Yeah. For a crazy night out with some hush puppies and a rack of fucking chewy ribs. Can I just tell you the Bravo celebs are in their motherfucking at feeling themselves that van, those van rides over there, Kyle, he's sending it. There's a lot of stuff on TV, but not all of it's good. Gin cracked, a lot of it's bad TV. Hi, hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV Wow, it's like it doesn't exist. Well, I'm very excited to recap this episode.

What was this? Episode four of season three of Winterhouse? Boy, they're really- Oh, it's the sheepdogs. Laid back. Well, there's also laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind, but that wasn't what I was thinking.

But the important thing is that we're not here to have words or a sequence of words trigger associations with songs. We can't quite bring to the fore of our mind. We're here to talk about Bravo's Winter House. Winter House. Yes. But first, we have some public service announcements to get out of the way firstly papaya dog girl is not here not feeling well she just got back from

mexico and i think is suffering from a little bit of montezuma's revenge her boyfriend had to throw up on the flight right before they landed i tell people not to drink the water and they still do it. You know, I don't know what happened to him. Maybe it's the Chile. Maybe the Chile didn't mix well with their white white stomachs. That's I'm not sure, but she'll be back next

week. Buy it. Our girl will be here next week to break down all of this wonderful stuff going on in it's it's like the name of the place they're in is the place that that cars took place. The cars franchise took place. It's like speed master or some shit like that. I don't know where the fuck this place is, but I'm having a great time there. Good more public. Sure. Okay, so boy, this is on the bad TV feed. This is also on the,

another below deck podcast feed. I'll tell you what you can't lose by listening to this on either feed because there's always an extra show. If you're listening on bad TV, stick around for our coverage of, uh, of golden bachelor. We have overnights coming later this week. How is that going to work? You know what? Can I share a story with you? Yeah. My grandfather, now that I think about it, he was much younger than Jerry. And I used to, because my mom wasn't around much when I was a kid. Did he fight in any wars?

Nope, he didn't. My Grammy said he had a bad ear, so he didn't get into World War II. And his name was Al. Al was a nice guy, but I'd sleep over every night with my Grammy and Grampy, and they'd make these little cushion bed next to their bed, and I'd sleep.

And Grampy, right around 10 o'clock, he turned the TV off and he'd go into the bathroom and he'd be in there for like 30 minutes every single goddamn night. And I used to think old people, old people, like before they go to bed, they have to go in the bathroom for a long time. And it turns out he was beating off how do you know that my mom told me that someone's done now my mom told me someone walked in on him and he was beating off well that doesn't mean that he was doing it every night i mean i don't know people have uh sounds to me like you're sullying the legacy and the memory of al right now anyway i thought it was well i'm looking forward to the golden bachelor and you should too sorry jesus christ sorry anyway and then also if you're on the below deck feed you of course know that not only do we cover winter house but we also cover this uh season of below deck med med at

patreon.com slash another podcast network correct um can Can't get to reviews until papaya dog girl is here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Did she get some reviews? Yeah, she's ready to read them tonight and then she she you know listen, we're going to have a conversation with papaya dog girl because this lack of professionalism and we're not going to stand for it anymore. You know, we'll

have Brian our agent speak with her. Yep and he has one arm and half a face. So that will be a horrifying conversation. For her. Mm-hmm. So Winter House. Yes.

What an episode we had. I'm going to go ahead with snowballs if you don't mind. Okay, please do. The first half of this episode was a lot of snowballs. Okay? We had so many things the thing that's so lovely about this show is what makes a lot of really good television centered around the dumb youth uh they're so overconfident in their stupidity that they're very open and transparent and and paint so much of this canvas with their their dumb dumb brushes

like brian saying that he is uh he's won over many a lady with his cooking then proceeds to call his mother 15 times because he can't figure out how to get through the recipe and there's no way that that tasted good it didn't look good at all. It looked a little thin and we'll talk about it. Corey continues to just be... I don't think Corey is going to suffer any of the consequences of being nationally embarrassed

because there is nothing that penetrates the German tiger tank that is the self in image of himself. He's just fucking having a blast, but we don't need everyone to be brought to heal for their you know their their their their malpractice. You know what i mean corey's not hurting anybody, except lots of young women. It was just a fun episode, and then we hit her out towards the end. I get to like the thirty thirty five minute mark of these shows, and I'm like,

we're going to another sports bar, and we're going to have more minestrone soup, and we're going to talk about kissing each other, and that's why this show should be 15 minutes. Maybe no, it should be 30 minutes. It should be 30 minutes, and we usually say that about shows that are two hours, and that's a testament to winter house that we're saying make it shorter okay uh dylan i have lots of and listen that's not to say this podcast is again i mentioned it on it's about a celebration of winter house the show that is

about nothing this is some of our best work i have such a good time talking about the show but there is you know let's have no qualms about it. This is not a good television show. 62 pots. 62 snowballs. Okay. I'll just get out of the gate. I enjoyed the episode, but I must say this. I despise Alex. Oh yeah. Yeah. Gross pig. Right. A friend of the show, Kate Casey hit me up today cause she knows we cover this and she said, I't uh i'm not familiar with him on below deck but i'm interviewing him tomorrow give me the dirt and i said well uh you've seen him on winter house on below deck he either got an amazing edit or he was just not in his element i think he was just stoned. The entire time. I think he was stoned, yeah. Okay, so he is an absolute pig. I fucking hate this scumbag.

He's so gross. Yeah, he engages a lot with our social media content. He's a big fan of the Below Deck podcast. Oh, he is? Oh, great. Hopefully we get him on one day. Oh, yeah, we can have him. The other person, and Dylan,

this didn't affect your snowball score, the queen of a show about nothing arrived this episode. Speaking no other than our Amanda. Yeah. And I hope she's got a lot of rest in between seasons because no one sits on a day bed or a couch and watches other people get drunk like Amanda. I mean, one uh has turned

observing things and saying the obvious uh into an art form like she has except for page uh i don't think she deserves to be paid uh for this episode she showed up late she didn't talk to anybody and then the next day she said she wasn't feeling well wouldn't participate in boollywood. So I hope Andy didn't let that check leave the accounting firm. I'm so over the OG summer house girls. Yeah. And guys like the Kyle's fun enough, but Carl with his gaunt runners, sober face and his big teeth and Lindsey Hubbard and Danielle and page who is attracted to Greg, who is a boat shoe bro from fucking. They're all just. I just saw a clip of Shep.

He is now making the transformation into the kind of thin faced southern good looking frat boy into the fucking gray-haired, bloated, just drunk, red-faced weirdo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's starting to take a turn there. And one could say he's always been in that form. Fair enough. Fair enough.

Well, anyway, I enjoyed the episode because of Sea Rats. We need to thank Sea Rats and the casting of Sea Rats. Riley shows up late in the episode. And also, I want to give- Does nothing. Fair enough. But Dylan, she's only been on the TV screen for like 10 minutes,

so we can't evaluate her just yet. And she's a homeless person, so I mean- That van that she arrives in has been parked in front of this house. Yeah. Yes. So I have to say that the Sea Rats are doing a great job. And Danielle, great job for what you're doing here.

Oh, yeah. You know how to make your money on this franchise. Yeah. Unlike Amanda, unlike Paige, unlike Sierra, unlike endless others that have shown up here and just really- Eating Cheez-Its. Eating Cheez-Its and sat on a daybed

and then show up to parties and give us no entertainment. So anyway, I thought it was a decent episode of 50 Snowballs. So last we left off, Jordan had broken down Tuesday, March 14th, 913 a.m. Last we left, Jordan had broken down about Malia's apparent attempt to kiss Corey, but was assuaged when Malia clarified Jordan. I didn't try to kiss Corey. I tried to spit in his mouth and Jordan is again. I'll say assuaged by this, but what she doesn't know is that that's first base with these kids. It's a handshake. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, handshake for millennia. Yeah, well, so so Malia is, you know, that wasn't what I'm trying to say.

It wasn't nothing. She was trying to spit in his mouth. So Katie is smitten. She says, you know, when you just meet a really good human. Yeah, I guess it depends on who you ask. Season one, Swartz emptied a entire Heineken bottle on Stassi's head in a violent manner. And that was heroic. And that is an example of being a good person.

Right. Well, a kind human. And then in season two, he dumped an entire drink over his fiance's head, Katie, in a violent manner. And these are things that he did on camera. To be fair, though, Stassi Schroeder is worse than many of the villains in uh i don't know pick a comic book movie you know uh stassi belongs at the negotiating table that the joker walks into and splits that queue in half she's that fucking awful i agree i agree but um

but back to katie and crushing hard on uh yeah uh he's not her usual type her usual type is a verbally abusive person uh with six packs and swartz is a nice guy with a dad bod although he is verbally abusive so that could be a turn on her malia is just like so Again, she's kind of like mean without being mean. She's like, I don't know. Malia rubs me the wrong way. She gives me serial killer vibes. She just does. She just gives me serial killer vibes.

Her performance thus far is she is very hyper aware of her surroundings and how she's engaging with the other. We got to come up with a name. Obviously, if they're on the ocean we call them sea rats i don't know what we can call these uh bravo celebs or whatever the hell they are at this point yeah well uh can i do a meanwhile yeah okay so malia explains as you put uh explained on that kiss not being a kiss but in fact her spitting in cory's mouth yeah uh that explanation, which is a fair explanation, Jordan is not moved in any way. Corey's cock and balls are now like a loaf of bread with mold on it. It's expired in her mind and she will not be spitting in Corey's mouth anytime soon.

Yeah. She internalizes her failed love with Corey in a very, very, I mean, I'll say it again. It's just a Simone Bile-like beautiful gold medal routine of mental gymnastics. She says if my vagina said no, so Corey's done. What are you talking about? Your vagina didn't say no. Your vagina said yes over and over and over again. That's why you're crying, right? But before we move on, I just want to talk about the state of this kitchen really quickly. Okay, these people are in their late thirties and they're in their early forties are green beans on the floor and loose eggs in the kitchen.

I'll say it again. These are people on the brink. I know they're being paid to do this, but in what world does it kit and listen? I'm not a verse to having a good time. I don't want to play flip cup anymore. I don't want to stay out past eleven anymore, but that's just me. Okay, I don't want to be a curmudgeon and make other people do that. I just I don't want to do flip club cup. Sorry, I can't even say it. This kitchen is honestly worse than some of the frats that I went to. I say some of the frats, many of the frats, I think had human shit in

the hallways. So they weren't this, they weren't that bad, but it's just an outward expression of what's going on internally with all of the sea rats, the land rats, et cetera. I agree. Yeah. Now Dylan, while Danielle's cleaning up the kitchen with Malia,

I believe it's Kyle, um, who chooses to spend his time before Amanda arrives to comfort Jordan about being 40 and, uh, you know, occasionally, you know,

losing control of your emotions. And, uh, I thought I'd just play a clip of him comforting her. The most picturesque pastry I've ever seen in my life. Slid up by some fucking can of that. You know, Dylan, with time comes wisdom. It's nice to hear from someone who's been there

and can share their knowledge of what it is like to be human. You know, many people travel to Calcutta to find sadhus and learn about life that way. I would say you could save yourself a couple of shekels and just listen to Kyle. He'll do Instagram lives from time to time. Tune in and fucking open up the universe. So Alex and Danielle are up the universe. So

Alex and Danielle are not doing well. He describes her as lovely. Not good. Not good. All right. So this is great. All right. So Malia inquires if anyone got any dick last night and Danielle without a beat raises her hand and says me

and then she walked over to the microwave and she told it. She said, Alex hit it last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Malia was like, what are you doing? Yeah. And then she looked out the window at a snowman and his son and his widow.

And the snowman was telling the two of them that if he ever gets back into human form, which he's not sure how he's going to do, he's going to turn things around. He's going to be much more committed to both of them. And she tapped him on his shoulder and said, hey, what is up with the child? That is insane. Movie plot. Yeah, that is insane insane what was that called again jack frost jack

frost yeah good job keaton all right so kyle has been sending it and again someone that speaks like that does hold the things that unlock the mysteries of this existence.

So he's been sending it as a forty one year old man, and he is welcoming Amanda to real him in. She is so awful. I'll get to it in a bit. We got to give her a little bit of patience. We'll hate on her for the remainder of the season because she'll be eating Cool Ranch Doritos and watching Netflix for the entire remainder. No one watches other people drink and talk

and observe them doing that better than Amanda. But we've got a little bit of a sticky situation that will come up later. Casey called Sam a psychotic bitch. That's right. Last night. And she's a little bit worried about it. But before we get to any of that good news, we've got our theme for the episode, Bollywood.

That's right. Batman will be producing a Bollywood night. Now he is really proud of his culture, which is a beautiful thing because going to Catholic school can really whitewash pretty much anything that is a vibrant or smelling of curry. You know what I mean? So I'm glad to see him embracing his, his heritage.

But first Amanda has sent her entire closet ahead of her. I don't know why that annoys me so much. And I wish Papaya Dog Girl was here to back me up on this because I do feel as though Papaya Dog Girl probably feels the same way. Well, I have a theory. It's because she's showing up late to filming. We're already four days into this. There's only, I think, seven, a week left of filming. And still, she's going to send her entire life to, I guess, also the master suite where her and Kyle will be staying. It's quite obnoxious.

And we don't use that term anymore. We say the primary bedroom. That's what I meant. So the thing about Amanda sending her entire closet ahead of her i get that snow clothes are tough to pack but with her showing up dressing like justin bieber and her having too many clothes to fit in three or four suitcases I am just saddened by what certain people have materially. It makes me sick. Well, Dale,

if it, any consolation to you, I'm going to do a, an estimation on how long her and Kyle's marriage lasts. And I have that date and figure for you. It's exactly 18 months after Andy stops paying these two idiots to show up twice a year to get yeah, yeah, I think it's a theory. I think you might be right on that that I

cannot talk tonight. So Amanda lands, She's already not happy about seeing her husband. And she goes to bed early so that he can. Well, she likes going to bed early so that he can do his late night thing, whatever that is. She's got to let him burn his energy off. Which begs the question, why are you here? What are you doing here then? To cash a check.

Let me back up and digress for one second dylan because there's a meanwhile uh while the bollywood uh thing was being explained because this day there's a day where there's gonna be horseback riding and some people do horseback riding some will do buggies in the snow whatever and this is when danielle tells katie that she uh had a full penetration with alex yeah And then she walked outside to tell an icicle. And Katie said, Danielle, please don't. Right. Right.

Oh, yeah. Oh, Amanda, by the way, what a sad attitude. I know we're beating up on Amanda, but she's here, so why not? She walks in and says her energy level is a two. A two. Yeah. And then despite that, as she enters the house, there's a line form to apparently kiss the ring.

Yeah. I guess when you're an OG of a franchise, people do that. Kyle and Amanda chat and he tells her he misses her and she laughs because I think she knows, as I pointed out there, marriage will last exactly 18 months after Andy stops paying them to be on TV. Yeah.

Are you looking up something? No, no, no. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Okay. Danielle tells Amanda she hooked up with Alex. This is her telling Amanda. And I was going to make a joke

about her walking into the bathroom to tell a shower curtain. But then I realized you've driven this into the ground. Yeah. So I'm going to stop. No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine.

I think that we should keep doing it a lot more. So Amanda and Danielle have gotten closer since Danielle released herself from the toxic claws of Lindsay Hubbard, who let's just go ahead and say it is just a fucking and I mean Claude. She is a Claude kind of labor of Hercules kind of fucking monster, and I don't know why Carl thought that he was ever going to keep his sanity being with her. I don't think there's anything short of a lobotomy that could make Lindsey a palatable partner,

but I'm wishing her well. Summer House is going to be. How about that broken engagement? I think it doesn't happen until the very end. Probably it's a big build up to it. Yeah, she says that he ambushed her. He said, come out to the living room. The cameras are here.

I have to break up with you. I mean, these people are fucking scum, so we hop in the car. Amanda is very low energy. Cool, I get it. She has nerve virus. Jordan is a ribbon winning equestrian. You know who else is you know who else is always shocked, a lot of blue in their cabinet, swarts now. Papaya dog herself. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

A lot of ribbons on the back of champagne on ice. We were privileged. We get to the horses and the snow and we meet Grandpa Westwood. I mean, this guy. He was cute. We then get a crazy story

that I would never have guessed in a million years. Corey got into a motorcycle accident and almost died because his father is, of course, the kind of person who would buy his 18-year-old son a motorcycle and raise that child to be as fucking disgusting as he is. I don't think I didn't think about this, but it would make sense that, yeah, I hate multiple generations of Corey because that's the way that this Russian nesting doll of douchebag works. I was shocked to kind of do the math and realize he's 33 because he looks so much older. We also get a... Well, that's what binge drinking will do to you. Yeah, it will. By the way, good luck, Corey. You got about three more years left. Swartz talks about his horse riding as a child,

and apparently his affinity for horseback riding ended when a horse tried to kill him. And then, oh, I have a note here. So half the group goes on a horseback ride with that nice old fella, and then the others ride in Decepticons. I honestly don't know which one i would rather do i think both look like so much fun you probably want to do the horse just because of how fucking

grounding that is but uh we get another let's gather around and talk cast well this is the split the two groups uh trope that we must always have right so this is how you get someone to talk shit about another person um alex who can probably still smell Danielle on his forehead, flirts with Jordan during all of this. And I will say this, you scumbag. I know you're a fan of Dylan and I, we probably make you laugh, but there is a law of conduct that states when you have sex with a girl, you're not allowed to hit on another one in front of her for at least 24 hours. Yeah, that is real scumbag shit from Alex. So Corey finds out that Sam is trash and Corey is not happy about this, but we'll get to that later at the Bollywood dinner. We Sam that someone was talking shit about her in the house. And I forget who Corey's talking to.

But she's like, hey, are you going to talk to Casey about what she said? And he's like, yeah, I'll bring it up at dinner. Yeah. Because he's a seasoned veteran of this medium. He understands how this is played. And good on you, kid. He's also not a gentleman in any way, shape, or form, so that kind of lends itself to this fucking scumbag ambush

that he pulls on Casey, but we'll get there. Batman asks a question. Is it attractive when I call my mom 12 times and Tom and Katie say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And categorically and objectively, the answer is no. It's weird. It's sad. It's weird and sad.

It's not in the cards there, Pat, man. Meanwhile, Danny tells Katie she's going to need to be more aggressive if she wants to make out with a dude who has a 5% stake in Tom Tom. Okay. Yeah. And lives across the street from Wienerschnitzel. So Batman getting back to Batman says, mom, are you proud of me? And she said, I couldn't believe this. And I'm happy that she parents this way, but she says, no, I'm not proud of you. You're almost 30, and you've called me 15 times tonight as though I'm not doing anything. I'm trying to blow your father for the first time in five years,

and you ruined it, and he's not here right now. He left. Live it. I'm ashamed of you. So Katie needs to make the move. Yes, Corey is waiting to ambush Casey, and Amanda is taking off her Bollywood clothing. While I understand I would not want to be in a Indian bear midriff

while I was dealing with a virus, it's just so Amanda to just be like, yeah, you know what? I'm not going to do this. I'm out. So bit man sits down to dinner. Sorry to interrupt you. Yeah, what's up?

All right. So Jordan shows off her Bollywood look, and Alex walks up to her and says, wow. And right in front of Danielle. That's really gross. I love how he excuses it away later. He's like, hey, she said, man, just treat this like we're on vacation, bro. Yeah.

And listen, however true that is, Jordan looks unbelievable in that Bollywood outfit. There are certain things you just don't say in certain contexts. If you are in hospital, you're visiting your grandma in hospice care, you may think, oh my God, she's going to die. Does that smell? Grammy, is that you?

She's going to die any second, but you would never say, you look like you's going to die. Grammy, is that you? She's going to die any second, but you would never say you look like you're going to die, right? If you see a little person at a renaissance fair, you wouldn't go up to them and go even here. It's weird how small you are because that's just rude. Has anybody ever paid you to

throw you at a wall? No. Have you ever? Are you open to that? Because I had a good year. So, Casey. Oh, for, oh my God. Oh my God. All right.

So, Alex chooses to sit next to Jordan at the dinner table as Danielle is about opposite side of the table, about three people down. Just really gross stuff from a girl you were quote unquote inside. You guys said it 11 hours earlier, you fucking pig. You said it a lot. I did. No, I was talking to them. So Batman says that he came to Winterhouse to find love, I think. Oh, well, also just to find somebody you can get weird with and also a person that has big balloon boobs that produce milk.

His words. His words. Okay. Casey wants to have weird kids and Casey's going to have weird kids. Just as Corey's parents were going to have the kind of children that they had.

And we see our knight in shining armor pick up his sword at this moment. Tuesday, March 14th, 926 p.m. And his witch benefactor is right by his side. This is the worst of Danielle and the were the stupidity of Corey. I get the Danielle sticking up for her quote unquote friend who Sam, who she doesn't know, but take it to Casey. She is way too

in a flow state when she's in this kind of drama. She you can see she's. She's just too composed and like she's on like it's like she's on fucking molly when she's ambushing casey. You know she's just really feeling it and then we get to corey who I have no words for the lack of tact here and the bold face lying that he's somehow allowed to get away with. He has said the entire season he is in a gray area with this person. And it's limbo. And is now saying, how dare you talk about my girl? His girl. And it should stop. But I love what Casey did here because it's masterful neutralizing what could be something bigger and would beat up on you more.

She says, and I quote, I woke up this morning, I regretted all of it. And then she leans in on being immature. And I apologize for that. And I've learned a lot here. And apparently we all learned that Corey's no longer in limbo. Cheers to family. Cheers to family. Let's take a quick cheers to another thing.

And that's something that me and Pat have been cheersing all the long day. It is microdose. So we can I talk about Bollywood this party? Sure. It doesn't come together. Maybe it was the meal or perhaps our host is not up to par, but we don't see synchronized dance of 30 people in a public square. We don't see crazy high-flying martial arts on the back of elephants. No, we get pajamas

and I think I'm going to call it early. That's what we get. And I don't like that. I don't like it either. This is probably the best theme they've had all season. Much better than Sexy Pirate. Can I tell you they missed up? They should have had another person from Family Karma here. A female, preferably. Yeah, I think that would have been a good move. So Jordan and Alex start to flirt a little bit her know. Wait, Alex farts with Jordan and she lets us know she loves French fries, all types of fries. She especially loves French fries with vinegar. And if Alex was a French fry, she would need it because that French fry pork Danielle. Yeah, 100%. So a snoozy little night ends and we wake for the next day.

Tom wants Katie. Wednesday, March 15th, 913 a.m. Tom wants Katie to change her name 913 a.m. Tom wants Katie to change her name so he can hook up with her and we play flip clap outside and the red snapper arrives. Yes, very, very well

known. Well, a good friend of us. She's actually peed in my house. That means your friend Riley Gerber and she peed in the toilet. She didn't like just piss in the no living room. So they make food after Riley arrives and I say food in quotations because I wasn't really sure what the fuck that was. It was like a munchies box that you get from Jack in the box. It was just fried everything thrown into an oven and reheated and Batman and Casey continue to flirt all over

the place. I don't get what's going on with them, but I kind of ship them. Corey and Sam have a really, really cool conversation that just reminded me that these two are not only was it was wrong for Casey to say that that about sam these two should be protected at all costs and they are head over heels in love wrong clip this is the right clip We're going out. We're going in a steamboat. We're going in a steamboat down to the Royal Rager. It's going to be a f***ing rager, man. I'm sorry. Miss you. I'll talk to you later.

Okay. You know, pardon me to judge, but that conversation comes off kind of vapid. Right? It has no substance, no emotion, no caring. No, because the thing that bond Corey and Sam is spit and when you're just talking and you're just face timing, you can't spit and they've

attempted to spit. No, don't get me wrong. When they FaceTime each other at the, you know, the witching hour, they do spit on the lens of the Facebook, what the FaceTime and, and it, it kind of gets them closer to one another, but nothing, nothing can replicate the thick fucking frothy love that they have for one another that they exchange mouth to mouth to each other. Yeah. Are we going to head out to uh what's this dump called oh the west end sports grill what's it called when uh when women in porn they they swap uh semen what's that called i don't know if they're i don't know the name of it oh it has a name sorry everything does right. Yeah. So

we head out to the West End Sports Grill. Yeah, yeah, for a crazy night out with some hush puppies and a rack of fucking chewy ribs. Can I just tell you the Bravo celebs are in

their motherfucking at feeling themselves that van, those van rides over there, you know, Kyle, he's sending it. It's yeah. So we order some cheese toast to

jalapeno poppers and we toast to Riley being there and amanda chats with cory about how much he loves the girl who two weeks ago or three days ago was saying he isn't really in a relationship with and the reason why he is so in love with sam is because there is no one here that he wants to fuck badly enough to prevent him from crossing that line. Right. Yes. Yes.

He's just, he's, he's in the blonde dumb as they come. He's in the blondes. I think he's got a type and the type ain't here now, or he would be fucking Malia's close, but I don't think that she takes the spit the same way that Sam does. Right. Yeah, there's an art to that. So, yeah.

I was going to do one. So Riley inquires about Swartz's hat. It turns out it's kind of an homage to his dad who owned a bar in the 80s. And that's when Katie interrupts to order Swartz to, quote unquote, stop pondering. And I wonder what deep, complex thoughts were swirling around that head that she was calling pondering. And I think it was, do I say Sandoval told me he kissed her once, or do I go full fucking nuclear? Yeah.

Which one will make me look better? Yeah. That's what he was pondering. I was, I think he was, I don't know. I think he was probably. He was trying to think of the name of the, what was that blue cocktail from Sandy and Swords? No, Baby Shark.

It's like, I got the name. Or he was thinking about, you know, the moral fabric that kind of rips apart in nation states when new kinds of government come up, first as ideological movements, then as real, solid governmental instruments of control. And then Katie- I think he're trying to find the name for the baby shark drink. Okay, so

let's just call it baby shark. Riley carries a knife, obviously, and obviously Batman says he doesn't chase anyone. Just say just call her an ogre. Just call her an ogre to her face like you

did with Maliaia because this is like what kind of game is that like he's sitting there talking to a girl that he's obviously okay with having sex with because he's okay with having sex with pretty much anybody and says I don't chase people and Riley correctly says well you're a

guy so you should work on that. Yes, Kylie Riley would eat you up and shit you out of her asshole. Katie, Kylie Riley would eat you up and shit you out of her asshole. Katie and Tom finally kiss in the car and that is what we will spend the next five minutes of the first episode on. Can you believe it? I absolutely can.

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