Another Below Deck Podcast - A Murder Mystery Scavenger Extravaganza | Below Deck S11 E8

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

Pat and Dylan are back to break down a new deckie, a murder mystery night, breakfast specials, Eileen listening to the podcast, feels, envy and more from Bravo's Below Deck. Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbelowdeckpodcast

So we're dropping the guests off and we are picking up our new crew member today. That is Dylan good-looking motherfucker. My god is he handsome? He has golden doodle energy He's ready to go rip roaring tearing ready to go and he is also as we mentioned he is hot. I Mean everybody's sopping aboard this vessel. Well, not just the women women. And I'm sorry to be crass like that. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I am saddled up next to one Patrick, aka permission to come aboard. Granted, I sounded a little sicky poo tonight.

I apologize for that. Pat and I have both been hit with, um, what do you call it? The big C. I think so. No, that's cancer. Right. We have, uh, colds. Yes. Um, but fear not. Fear not. Sorry. Fear not. We are here

to talk about below deck. You know, we'll do it. But before that, let's get to public service and certainly we just wrapped up. Love is blind. A wonderful season. The reunion kind of sucked. But that coverage there, all those episodes, I think it's 12 that we have behind the paywall at patreon.com Go back there listen to that and I think I don't know what we're gonna put behind that paywall coming up till I guess We haven't talked about it. No But fun stuffs coming. Well, we got to wrap up that horrible season of the single-life 90-day We still made it funny. But once we're done that we've been promoting this we are gonna start our made it funny. But once we're done that, we've been promoting this, we are going to start our,

another podcast show on the bad TV feed. That's Dylan and I just bringing in stuff from our personal lives, funny things we found on the internet, whatever's in the news, we talk about it on another podcast show. So go subscribe. Yeah. So like perfect example is like, I went to stay at a series of yurts in Big Sur this weekend and I could talk about that, you know. You know what I can talk about? One of my pet peeves, and I didn't realize it was a pet peeve, is that when someone you're talking to doesn't pick up on your body language that you're ready to end the conversation.

Oh, you need to find out. People need to be responsible to see and find out. Dill, I was talking to another parent at one of these birthday parties. I'm literally outside the door of their house. I'm turned sideways with my head not making eye contact with them. You gotta let people go. And they kept still asking questions.

I couldn't wait to get out of there. Pick up some body language. Yeah. Well, I can't wait to talk about Big Sur and in little kind of mores and grievances like that. You know, I went to a pot store on my way over here and it was just one of these things. You know, I didn't go to my usual spot, right? So I had to stop by a new one. Well, I form a new relationship. I hate the attentiveness of desperate businesses. It makes me feel so uncomfortable when people are

just like, it's like a unicorn walked in and they start so uncomfortable when people are just like, it's like a unicorn walked in and they start drooling. And it's like, just leave me alone. Oh, Dylan, very cynical of you. How about if they've just been trained properly to provide great customer service? No, it's not great customer service.

If I tell you what I want and then you walk me over to the wax table and ask me, do you smoke concentrates? No, I don't smoke concentrates. I have a job to do out here. I mean, who the fuck is sitting around smoking wax these days? I don't want to throw up when I smoke pot. I mean, it's a completely different drug.

So go to patreon.com. I mean, these yurts I stayed in, I can't wait to talk about. Or go to BadTV and subscribe. So tonight we have an episode of Below Deck to break down. I can't wait to talk about or go to bad TV and subscribe. So Tonight we have an episode of below deck to break down lot of stuff going on we've got Fissures of love we've got murder. We've got My namesake coming aboard. Yes

Did I say fissures of love yes Yes, you did. Okay. So. Hey, you know, Dil, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention this because it was an oversight on our part of the last week. Ben is absolutely flirting with Vampira and he's been doing it for the last two episodes and we haven't mentioned it. And some of the barnacles have brought it up like, hey, how come you didn't mention that?

No. So that was the only time I saw it. Oh no, it's been happening quite a bit. And Ben, if you're listening, you are very good at your job. You are a professional, but you're also a professional male pig. And that's why we give you shit. Oh wow. A PMP. Yes, he is. And this is from a formerly a former old man, pig old Patty here. Yeah. I mean,

Pat and I were just talking off mic about his life of hedonism. How empty that was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, you know, staying up till three in the morning, doing blow, hooking up with two girls in a hot tub. Eating fruit loops. Sleeping in till three in the afternoon. Yeah. Thank God I got married and have two kids. I never need to live that life again Dylan. Yeah. Sounds like you are a little nostalgic right now. Not at all. I mean adults can't eat Froot Loops you know. Sure you can. No not really though right. I see the whole box. Why when you were in the in the throats of hedonism. Yes of course. Right.

I was up all night I'm'm tired. So, four pots. Oh, from you. Yeah. All right, I wanna talk about, cause I forgot to mention this with the last episode. We pick up with Kat's departure in this episode, but I've forgotten to mention in the last episode, it was titled, Kat's Out of the Bag.

And I was thinking, what a quaint way to acknowledge a person leaving their job because they're overwhelmed by deep sadness and loneliness due to unspeakable loss followed by years of trauma yeah and you guys call us assholes right I mean think about the lack of sensitivity on the titling team over Bravo that's disgusting I agree so how many pots would you give the episode you know not, not a lot happened. Yeah. I do like Dylan coming aboard. We've been going back and forth with him.

He's a sweet dude. Can't wait to have him on. Yep. He's got a little too much energy for me though. Oh my God, yeah. He high-fives complete strangers. Yeah. I don't like that.

Can't do that. You don't wanna, you know, yeah. Oh, you know what though? It is kind of nice to have someone every once in a while, like if you're at a baseball game or your team's win and some guy turns around and gives you a high five. The only time it's unacceptable is if they have a leprosy. Cause then if they smack your hand,

your hand will get diseased, it will slowly rot away and then it will fucking fall off. And then you got one arm. It's like, I shouldn't have high-fived that guy. Yeah, and you can also argue that it's kind of inappropriate to do it funerals or wakes but I don't know depending on the kind of energy you know maybe it's a celebration but yeah no if you're a leper don't don't be high-fiving people. So you're gonna have to spit out your pots at some point. Oh I'm sorry, 40

pots. We are two crew down and a resume comes in. Kerry's looked over it he said, uh, looks good. Yeah, looks like a good resume. So Vampira notices that Barbie is participating in an act called spinning. This is when you are hyperactive but under productive. It's like being on an Adderall bender. You know, there's a lot moving, but it's not forward. It's just all over the room. Moving around a lot and not getting a lot done

Um, you know vampire I really take issue with you trying to co-op the word spinning because it's a close cousin to spinner And we don't need to do that. No, no, no, I want to remind vampire the word spinner already has a definition It's when you have sex with a little person and you rotate that little gal on you like a sit and spin or a guy or a guy or a Guy like a sit and spin little people around the world must have been up in arms when they heard vampire try and take that term I'm sure yeah because they have so many cute little words that are theirs and It's fucked up to take that away from them

You know we I think we talked on Patreon about that, that bagel guy, do you remember that bagel guy? Ah, remind me, remind me. Well, he was the unfortunate height of, not quite a regular person, but not quite a midget, you know? Yeah, that was, oh yeah, that was crazy, that guy. He wanted to fight everybody in there. Well, he did fight everybody, essentially. You remember how upset he was? Yeah, he was crazy. Yeah, he got he wanted to fight everybody and he did fight everybody essentially you remember how upset he was

Yeah, he's pissed. Yeah, he Completely out of pocket. I mean people are in line for breakfast. He starts talking about how people Swipe whatever direction is bad on him because he's so small. Yeah, he got pissed you want to play the clip No, no, no, and he says, you know, you can't tell me what to do You are not God or my boss. And just the fact that he said or his boss makes me so sad too, because like, that's like an out loud, aggressive kind of realization

of another man having power over you. Yeah, and also your boss is Santa Claus and you only work a week out of the year. Yeah, that's a good point. He's more like a work colleague. Can you imagine a Santa Claus having like hierarchical power over the elves? You know, it's like, but hang on.

Hey, Saint Nick, this isn't actually the North Pole. It doesn't exist. Okay, so sorry. Frazier, he's a little nervous. He's down a crew member and he still needs to set up I don't exist. Okay. So, sorry. Frazier, he's a little nervous. He's down a crew member and he still needs to set up that drink party on the beach. And all that murder mystery game,

which I love and hate those in episodes because I guess I get to put down my, I don't have to write notes because I just watch what happens because it's not interesting. But we'll talk about whether or not this was a murder mystery evening or a scavenger hunt. Spoiler alert, it was a scavenger hunt.

Yeah. So yeah, we're gonna have this game of Clue tonight and Frazer's beginning to lose his mind. He says something about the boat having to run aground and them having to pretend like the ship has sank. Well, it's- You don't have to do that, Frazer is hard enough. I mean, yeah, that's quite a tough pot I believe what he was referring to was there's a sacred device that all sea rats Utilizing yachting when shit goes sideways and that sacred device is to lie. Yeah. Yeah

Interestingly, you referred to it as a sacred device. Well, the Sea Rats have things. Yeah, the Sea Rats have things. Sacred things. It's an interesting thing to say. Well, you know, we've been thinking about T-shirts. For years. Yeah, I know, but lately, I mean, the conversation is really picking up steam. I think Sea R rats have sacred things.

That's not bad. I'll tell you what, you guys get in the comments section. Maybe we'll try and get this out for like the holidays or something like that. Here's the artwork. It's a sea rat wearing like a skipper cap on a piece of wood that's drifting in the ocean. Right, right, right.

So if you want that and I have- And he's at a club on the piece of driftwood. Fair enough. We're still in the pitching phase but I'm telling you this is really picking up a lot of steam so we scout the beach. Captain Carey asks the question is the risk worth the reward? I'll do another spoiler alert. No it is not. No no no. He speaks on Krakow, pristine race, not quite the mangroves, but it's a beautiful, beautiful, sexy island. I think he refers to it as sexy. He gets real chubbed up to go to these places.

Yeah, look, I'll agree with him to a certain extent. I love the idea of a private beach party with a few cockies, but not to risk my life. Yeah, no. Barbie vapes, and Tony begins prepping for the ocean-themed dinner. We've talked about it before. The pure mark of an amateur in the culinary world

is disorganization in the kitchen. Well, he's definitely guilty of that, because it looks like a fifth grader had a fucking food fight in there. Oh, my god. It looks like. Are you familiar with Tasmanian Devil? Absolutely. I call my daughter that occasionally Yeah, it looks like Tasmanian Devil and like Bam Bam You know like got into a fight in there and I know those are cartoons and that they're not real and could never really have

A fight in there because they're not real but that's what it looks like. Absolutely. And so that to me just screams, you know, Anthony is a boat chef, but even boat chefs of the past have had better organizational skills. I think Anthony may be, it's between Anthony and Barbie who gets shipped off. It might be Anthony though. I don't think so. It's worth mentioning that his galley is such a mess that he has trouble finding the garlic. Yeah.

And then he admits to us that he spent his entire life looking for things. Has anybody seen my wife? Yeah. I think she's fishing with your uncle. Oh, cool. He's the best. Yeah.

I mean, you really bring up that uncle quite a lot. I find it fascinating. What's so fascinating about it? Trusting a family member, especially someone that's older than you. It's not like it's a second cousin that was stooping your wife. Sure. There's a fucking Christmas party. There's a certain amount of like wisdom of the... Yeah.

You taught him how to play baseball and he also banged your wife. Yeah, it's, hey, Pat, I gotta tell you, that is pretty fascinating. I mean, the human condition is such a sloppy mess. Telling me. I need to find a Lighter really quickly. They're always behind the amplifier over there if you want to keep talking. Yep

All right. So this is where we get to Carrie and Ben They drop off guests and I couldn't figure this out. Did you find a lighter? Okay, I couldn't figure this out or not Was this kind of Frazier's fault because he's standing on the beach as Carrie and Ben come there and he's like closer closer and Ben knows better than to get this tender close to the beach because it will suck up sand which is ultimately what happened and made the the vessel inoperable. Yeah.

We use a podcast don't blame things on Frazier. So I'm going to call that back channel Ben's fault. Okay. There you go. That's pretty that's pretty easy way to look at you know, these types of conflicts, right? I think so Yeah, by the way Barbie who we had on as a guest. Oh, yeah, when are we gonna release that later this week? It's good. She gives us she gives us some dirt She did deny in that interview that she hooked up with Kyle by the way And then we saw it in the teaser trailer for the rest of

The season and by the way Bravo. I don't want to see Millie Missy Elicit whatever the hell Camille. She better not be back on this boat There are some rumors that she is the stew that they hire that would make zero sense seeing as she got shit can last season No, that's not gonna be okay better not I'll be mad at you guys bring someone new and we need new blood Holy smoke and aces. All right, so, sorry, sorry. Let's take a bit and let's talk about an incredible company, Microdose.

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The sea dog. Ah, yes, but he's gone. He's gone. Yeah. He's off doing something. He's like journaling about Daisy. Yeah. He's out in the open ocean with a dog. Yeah, Seedog really got quite catty and melodramatic towards the end of that last season. It was so heartbreaking to see our Gary and our Colin and our Daisy.

You want to talk about running aground. I mean, those three. Those three. That's a throuple I don't need to see another season. Seriously, we got fatigued. So Vampira and Barbie. I mean those three those three that's a that's a throuple. I don't need to see another see ya seriously We got fatigued so vampira and Barbie These two are really going at it And we've got a laundry camp this is yeah

Oh never have that before you know there was a New York Times article that a barnacle shared with me And I read the whole thing and it was talking about how they hired a new Person to kind of like produce the show and add new elements to it You know what? Dill? Well, did I bring my phone out here? It's right there my second. Oh my second phone. Okay, good I have it. I have it. Okay your second phone. Yeah, I have a second phone Why do you have a second phone? Well, I got businesses dude Are you a fucking gun runner? So it talked all about those new kind of shots

and how the look and of course the addition of some music elements which we'll get to shortly. Okay. So we did talk about the laundry camp and how cool that was, right? Yeah, it's cool. So we've got this double boat maneuver that we have to pull off Ben almost gets speared in the back

and we have this thing where we've got to take all the stuff back from the beach, then get back before sundown. I mean, it's a really double of seven kind of maneuver. So this 007 kind of Maneuver so this When the second time happens and the people have to get picked up Is this when Carrie got a little aggro with one of the charter gas carry flips? Carrie gets real rip shit pissed off and starts flipping a little bit. Yes. He did and and this is a mark of a captain

Just safety pigs, you know, just like, would you guys calm down with the safety stuff? If we get to talk to Kerry, I wanna ask him about this, cause I felt like that was a little impolite at its. He'd say, you know what? Things are dangerous out here. Then why the fuck are you having a picnic there? Yeah, that answers the question, was the risk worth the reward?

No. Don't pick this fucking Mission Impossible beach. I don't know why they do this. It's like we have four hours before the water takes the island. These people can't tie their shoes properly sometimes. Why are you attempting to do this every season? I agree. So we get ready for the murder mystery dinner. Someone will die tonight. Who will it be? Anthony struggles to say extravaganza and the first dish

is served. It's a raw bar to start. Lobster, mussel, and crab. We head down into the interior for the bits and bobs and the overwhelming responsibility of this murder mystery on Frazer's shoulders. So he invents a plan, comes up with a scheme. Delegate. Delegate. And he says, is the shirking of responsibility

onto unwitting and unwilling people part of the job? Yes. That is what being a chief stew and a leader is. You know? It's not doing everything yourself. I mean, the guy doesn't put a foot wrong. It's pretty nuts. So, we get to, and we should mention that Kyle who

played rugby when he was a child. Fought eight years and he's a drunk. He's the savior of the murder mystery party. I mean without Kyle who is quickly rising to dark horse MVP status of the season. I mean the guy is just absolutely unbelievable. He is Steven of Braveheart. Yes, he is. The second course is Blue Marlin in Papillote. Dessert is of course a chocolate lava cake. This is a fine dinner. It's a good dinner, I would say.

What are you laughing at? Nothing, I agree with you. Yeah, I know, it's a good dinner. would say. What are you laughing at? Nothing I agree with you. Yeah I know it's a good dinner. Yeah I think so. You know fish and paper is one of those things that is romanticized a lot. I don't necessarily need it but um it's cool. So I'm gonna give it 70 pots. Barbie comes out, head butts the ground and announces the murder. Now I want to comment on this her running out there look less like a Murder victim falling to her death and more like someone on crack that wants to steal your car. Oh, it was terrifying. Yeah Yeah, if by the way, just anybody ever visiting Los Angeles keep your windows rolled down

No, I mean if you're moving at a fast enough speed they can be Keep your windows rolled up. You mean Well, that's what I meant. Yeah. No, you can take them down if you're driving 70 miles an hour faster. Anything slower, keep them up though. But yeah, no, I mean, this thing is seen quite often in the bowels of different neighborhoods,

the city's streets. These people fall to the ground. They turn into John Carpenter kind of monsters. Barnacle Rachel Griffith shared a, go on to our Facebook group, she shared a clip of an actual person becoming a zombie and running around the streets of LA biting unsuspecting. Yeah, no, I mean, it's really, really quite crazy. So this was a little triggering for me and Patrick to

see Barbie try to headbutt the concrete and turn into a kind of dazed tarantula of sorts. But yeah, she announces that like, it's time to do the game. And we find out that Fletcher, the man who people who aren't assholes call Fraser, is dead. The way they got to Fraser was by finding clues and the way they found out who the murderer was was by turning a cup upside down. So this is not really a murder mystery evening. No, no, I wouldn't pay for this. You know, I mean, a murder mystery evening

is kind of a social experiment of sorts. You know, you have to have, you know, democratic results. You have to have collectivism. You have to have gumption. You have to have collectivism. You have to have gumption. This is just leading a bunch of drunks around a boat. It's a scavenger hunt, man. Yeah. So I'd give the game, I'd give it 12 pots probably.

I'd give it less. I've never even reviewed a game. That's how cheesed I am. So night comes to an end and we credit Anthony because after we hear this royalty-free hip-hop song about giving it everything you got, Tony really whips the galley in shape. Yeah, yeah. It is worth mentioning prior to this, Ben again flirts with Vampyra.

Okay, so then we get another one of those music choices, I'm suspecting from that new producer. This was played during Chef Anthony cleaning mashed potatoes out of a pot. Yeah. Was there a garage sale for unused music from a Creed movie? Yeah. And we will, um, we will try to play better audio than that in the future. I apologize. And you know, some of you may be thinking, man, that's stung parts of my brain, but you know,

you had to hear the music. It sounded like some rock. The rock would insist is played when he walks into a party. Yeah. A hundred percent such a douchebag under percent or he's like I'm gonna get like a fat fan in my gym, right and we're gonna cut like a wicked social video Oh, yeah And there's all these like kind of drone shots of him like working out with like a fat fan, you know Oh, yeah play this music and then they stopped by in and out burger.. Yeah. And he says, I'm trying this for the first time. What a psycho that guy is.

Why would you lie about that? So strange. And you did OK with Jumanji. I got to say, I mean, millennials were very, very scared of what that that first sequel was gonna do, but it was actually pretty good. We didn't need a second sequel.

And The Rock just ruins everything, I mean. Eventually. We get to the morning. Next morning. Let's get to the breakfast special. There is no breakfast special. No, no, no. Maybe it could be an omelet with onions, Dylan.

So Anthony says, what should we do? Which is not a question he should be asking. He's getting in this pocket of familiarity with Fraser. It's a kind of... And I don't wanna be rude to Anthony just because of what his uncle did You know what I mean, right, right, but it's this kind of clinginess or Finding the the groove of friendship a little bit too quickly with Fraser there's still you know professional environments here and

too quickly with Fraser. There's still you know professional environments here and Fraser will run your shit up a flagpole in two seconds. Don't suggest sausage McMuffins for breakfast. Yeah well he says we should do an omelet. Fraser says okay thinking that's trash it's got to have a special ingredient. Anthony says I the to that question. He answers onions. OK, so Anthony is having a tough day. But his uncle took his wife and is having sex with her. It's a heartbreaking story. Oh, also his dad died. So we're dropping the guests off,

and we are picking up our new crew member today. That is Dylan. Good looking motherfucker. My God, is he handsome. He has golden doodle energy. He's ready to go, rip roaring, tearing, ready to go. And he is also, as we mentioned, he's hot. I mean, everybody's sopping aboard this vessel.

Not just the women. When he got on- I'm sorry to be crass like that. You ever see when you're out at like a nice spot, like a restaurant, and you just feel someone good looking just walked into the place? Yeah. It's like that with him.

It's like smoke just permeated through the room, but it smells like cotton candy in a new car. Right. Very powerful. Yeah, and it's trying to high five you. You're like, I don't know you. Yeah. But that's OK.

You bring your hand into the air. It's a strange phenomenon. I don't know you. Yeah. But that's okay, you bring your hand into the air. Yeah, it's a strange phenomenon. But listen, Ben, Back Channel Ben is already kind of, oh, he's rolling out the deal already. Well, I think he realized there's some competition here. To Dillon's though, turning the name into Dill, I mean listen. I knew you for years before I started short. Yeah, I mean you have to earn Dill. You can't just throw Dill out within two seconds and even weirder, you can't just throw out that you haven't picked a lead deckhand.

This was this bizarre kind of Machiavellian motivating kind of thing where he's like, hey, welcome aboard. I haven't picked the lead deckhand. Let's just get past the first four minutes there back channel bad. I mean, my gosh, being awkward. So we play Christopher Nolan music, which would kind of signify that a successful docking is coming up. That's right. One of no real import or any real obstacles but the boat will be docked and Batman is returning. Yes. So the guests depart, Leslie cries. Ah well they made her bucket list come true. Well, it was on her bucket list. Epic vacation like this.

Where has Eileen been? I think that was last charter. Was that last chart? Okay. By the way, you coward, you drunk. I offered you an opportunity to come in here and explain yourself. Yeah, I wonder if she's still listening. She's probably passed out.

It's after eight o'clock. Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, I don't want to get into the minutiae of podcasts, but it really is quite on demand. I mean, you can listen, you know, that's what's so great about it. You can listen on your way to work. You can listen at the gym.

You could listen at 7.30 before you binge drink and black out at 8.30 and there will be- Oh, I listen while I do mundane things. Yeah Yeah, exactly. So I don't know Eileen probably is Tip to tail just wasted all day. So who knows if she's listening But if you're her family and you're listening, please get her help because she's aging and her organs They can't speak for themselves But they're dying and her organs, they can't speak for themselves,

but they're dying and they need your help. So Ben and Sunny make out in the bowels of the boat. Some competition, you gotta keep that little Canadian mermaid on the line there, Ben. Okay, yep. We get some Sea Rat sad history from Dylan. I don't know, man. His story is he was a chubby kid that got bullied. I mean, yeah, maybe I can't speak for everybody, but who wasn't bullied for something, you

know? Yeah. Now, Dylan, if you had said in the story that someone threw poop on you, I'd add one point. But right now that's a two. You got two points. Really? Former fatty gets the two. Well, he was a fat kid and he got bullied so that's two

I just added one point for each. I don't even fatty and bullied. All right Okay Maybe we can talk off Mike. I think you're allotting too many points We've to take the scale pretty seriously true But by the way, if you want to see the full Sea Rat Sad scale that Sean created, head over to our Facebook group, another below deck podcast. We have the full Sea Rat, of the history of all Sea Rat Sad stories. Yeah, he's, he did it at work. I mean, it's a really unbelievable thing. And he was listening to a podcast. Kind of

a matrix of sadness, you know? Yeah. But yeah, he tells Sonny that he's got stretch marks on his ass. I would say to Dill, I think the kids call that trauma bombing. But listen, it's impressive to suck the skin back into place. We've talked about the Japanese art of something, I can't pronounce it, where they crack the ceramic and then they bring it back together

to show that the imperfections are what make us whole. Wow. Stretch marks are beautiful, they're signs of life. So we get a little fun, unless it's like really out of hand and it's like yeah this isn't it like you have kid this is like you know you're perilously close to having a camera crew in here then it's not cool you don't want Terry Terry Debrow showing up in your house yeah he's like I could cut this off and this off and this off and this off

So we get a little phone call with Vampira and Ben and this is the first time I've really recognized the vibes and the steamy Yeah, yeah, and Ben trying to gaslamp everybody at the end like oh we have been Then you're playing the field like a boss and I mean you're all coxswman. You're all sex addicts. You know, they miss me with the bullshit. You say, are you implying that you wouldn't? Do you know what I mean, though? I agree. I mean, he's long through his teeth.

And because I picked up on this, because I know the flirtatious nature of just those subtle putting your hand on someone's shoulders or their waist, he's been doing that all along. He would definitely like a little taste of vampire. Yeah, I mean, who doesn't? Especially that vampire Josh,

who's been hunting for a millennia. He's exhausted. I think his name's Josh. Let's get to the tip, Pat. Oh yeah, this is, I think 32,000 is the record, but this is solid 30 grand Jesus fucking Christ So, you know, it's it's halls like this that I'm like, yeah, I could be a C rat. Yeah, it's 2730 That's that's a this is like two days. Yeah, it's a lot of money and they even the crew agreed to give Dylan 550 bucks

Yeah, I like that Carrie Carrie Carrie's a great leader. Yes. Yes. He's a little bit like Marcus Aurelius, but if he was Australian He says straight away we're not gonna have a fucking mutiny on our hands, you're not getting any money You know and and what that does is it it takes the heat off of Dylan immediately places him in kind of a recognition of the hierarchy of the professional environment, and it makes sure that the Sea Rats don't resent him immediately. Let democracy speak for itself. Yes, yes, yes. Absolutely. Carrie is once again a Mitch. Let's get out on the town. We get to dinner. The girls want Dylan to stop speaking. Sonny holds his face down and pretends to ride him, my God. Now, I want to say this to Sonny and Barbie. Shame on both of you, okay?

Because you basically point out he's so hot you don't want to hear him. You just want to ride his baloney ponies like he's some mute sex machine. Yeah, he's not that. Disgusting. He's good looking meat. Right. Yeah.

You okay? Yeah, yeah, I just had to say that. I gotta point out when the rules are reversed, Dylan. Totally. Hey, Dill, after dinner, or during dinner, it's followed by cigs, which means two things. And I'm starting to kind of figure out how this goes. So this is what the sea rats do.

When a sea rat goes to have a cig break, it means two things are gonna happen. Shit talking, strategizing. Okay, got it. That takes place here. Okay. Chef Dylan, Chef, I'm sorry, Chef and Dylan, and I love Dylan stepping out here being completely vulnerable.

No, no, no, no. He was being, what do you call it? You're not hiding anything. Transparent. Transparent. Him and Chef come up with a plan that they're not going to try and bang anybody yet. Yet. Oh, okay. Because a new stew is coming. So don't make your choice too early because that new stew could be super hot. Right, right, right. Right? And then meanwhile, Frazier, he's talking smack about Chef Anthony's organization. Yeah, Fraze calls him a slob. Yes.

Basically says he's a slob. And we get to the club. This is when we get very touchy feeling with Zandy and Ben. And I would caution Ben, you do not want to do this with a free-spirited Québécois mermaid. She will, I mean Sonny, Sonny is a powerful, she's spright. Strong woman. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't stop her from laying in bed with him that night. No, and that's very, very disappointing. But I feel like if we were in a cage match

and it was Sonny versus Ben, she could beat him. I think it'd be even odds, you know? So the Sea Rats turn up, there's twerking, there's dancing, there's flirting, and Ben is all over vampire like a cheap suit. And I want to remind Ben once again,

I said at the top of the show, this is why we say mean things about you. I can't talk about your work, because you're amazing. And it's like, it's this crazy thing where it's like, you know, okay, so boobs are out, right? Obviously there are more boobs this time. And he's very touchy feeling. And it's like like we can try to

dance around you know the intricacies of what this is but it's it's just boobs and alcohol but we're friends still right so we get back to the van and Kyle and Fraser have a kiss I love both of these two so much mm-hmm gosh I hate when dudes are weird about their sexuality. It's just the oddest thing to me. You know that typical, you know, that's a gay kind of thing? Shut up.

So we get back to the boat. And Ben is starting to do that thing that coxmen do, the sex addicts do. They bail out pretty quickly. You know, any kind of friction and they're looking for the exit door. Yeah, it's just easier to do that. But also they realize that it works for them because what you're pointing out here, Dill, is that Ben, rather than try and comfort Sonny and explain away why he was absolutely flirting with Vampira, goes and

meets Vampira up on the deck there and they have a sig and they're continuing flirting and that causes Sonny to actually find him, which is exactly plays into his hands. Right. So he eventually does break down. Plays into her hands. To Sonny what is going on between them. So he eventually does break down. Plays into her hands. To Sunny what is going on between them. I don't really buy it. I don't think anybody buys it but while the two of them are kissing, canoodling and making up in the top bunk, Vammyra is outside throwing an absolute

torrent. Get off my tits. She literally said get off my tits and we'll find out what happens next week. The season preview looked pretty good. Yeah were you a little concerned? About what? And it seemed like they were kind of turning the volume up on things that didn't seem to be that exciting. Well we'll see. Old old editors trick there. We still have a Stu coming let's see how that plays out. Yeah. I think there's fun I think at least one possibly two more people will get the axe. Yeah All right, five stars kind words join us at patreon.com slash another podcast network Socials we love you guys very much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye Pat say goodbye Yeah!