Another Below Deck Podcast - A Secret Romance | RHOBH S15 Reunion Pt. 2

Episode Date: May 3, 2026

Ruby, Dylan and Pat are back to break down the Family Dudden, love, gifts, Avi, NDA's, vacation, Dorit and more from Bravo's RHOBH.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

I'm a mic. Thank you, Mike. Hey, Kyle, it's Morgan. I just want to let you know. I still don't want to be on TV, but I was going to tell you, if you want to promote that I'm going to be on FamilyDutton. It starts on a TLC channel on 5 o'clock on Eastern Standard Time.

Five o'clock. That's an early, early block, huh? 2 o'clock Pacific. Yeah, don't worry about that, babe. Just plug it. Looking at a bad TV. My name is Dylan. That is Pat.

Good to be here. Ruby. is crying because this season is coming to an end. I know that you're upset, but please say hi to the gang. Hello, gang. How are you? Hello, gang.

Hello, baby. Hey, baby. PSAs. Don't talk to me that way. Take it away. No one talks to me that way, baby. Take it away. PSAs, baby.

PSAs. Okay, we got to find out what our next show is going to be after this. So we are welcoming submissions on our Patreon comment section. Thank you for all new patrons. We're not listening to anybody else. Yes, that's right. And thank you for all our ride or die patrons.

My God, the numbers are up. Thank you. We are covering the Valley on this free feed, of course. And then, of course, behind the paywall, we are wrapping up Summer House. Oh, my God, all these good shows are kind of, boy. We've heard the leak audio, but we will be covering, I'm sure it's going to be a three-parter of Summer House. Yeah, I'll be in Italy during that.

I got to join you guys for the reunion. Oh, that's right. So Ruby and I will be. handling that and then you'll be calling in from Italy. Yeah, I'll be in Italy. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Ruby, are you going to be in town or are we going to be doing the Zumi thing?

You know what, Pat, I don't know. I'll let you. I'll noodle on that. I'd love it to be in person. Go ahead and noodle. Go ahead and noodle, babe. Okay, go to patreon.com slash another podcast network for Summerhouse, Rhode Island, and more. Pat, how many babies would you give this episode and why don't you let Ruby go first?

Okay. All right. I do not. Ruby, take it seriously. Okay. We don't need to be giggling right now. Just give your babies. It's her babies.

I think she can do what her time, what she'd like to do. You know what? You're 100% right. I rescind my, uh, uh, uh,

a criticism of you. Thank you. I will take your time and not yield. I think that this episode was highlighted by our friends of. I want Kathy and Jennifer, like we've said 30, thousand times get them on their own show make them travel um i think this could have been a great two part bang bang uh now it'll be a three part bang bang bang and will slowly bleed out we'll die

slowly we won't say good enough goodbye to any of our loved ones and um yeah nothing will be resolved in part three i don't know what else we could be doing like there's no big something that we're waiting for uh 13 ba-bays yeah this episode stabbed us under the the armpit and we go, oh, that hurt, hurt really bad, but I don't know. It's not lethal, is it? And it is. It's a, it's a Komodo Dragon bite. And we slowly are just watching Durit and Kyle fight about something that they're never going to resolve. And we see Erica going, ah, that baby. And for that reason, I give it 91 babies. Wow. I'm going to give it 100 babies for Kathy Hilton taking a phone call. Jennifer Tilley.

You're right. Jennifer Tilly wearing herself. That was awesome. Only Kathy Hilton can take a phone call during a reunion. And he didn't say a fucking word. He wouldn't dare. Good for him. Who was it?

We don't know. There was some guy coming over to hook up speakers. It was an Uber Eats. Yeah. Yeah. It didn't matter. But Kathy Hilton had the balls to do it. She did not care because she's Kathy fucking.

Hilton. And it's important to remember what was happening at that time. It was her sister talking about her divorce. That's right. Yeah. It was on loud, on ring. Um, couple highlights. Uh, of course, this was really, this was the bout that we've been waiting for. The true, the true feelings of what Doree and Kyle think about each other. Like, it was, it was just out there for all of us to see. Oh, it is worth mentioning P.K. is on the I'm Being Honest Now tour, if you've seen any of those cuts from that interview. I think he's, he's stopping short of saying I'm a con artist, but he's rubbing right up against the line about basically saying I'm a liar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Ruby, any thoughts on P.K's PR tour? I think that what he's doing is what they did with the movie Michael. What's that? That's, he's kind of highlight. and he's failing to mention a very, very large, important part of the story, which is that... What did I leave out? What did you want to see?

You know. What part of the story didn't we tell? I couldn't talk about that because legally, I can't say anything. Well, more importantly, it wouldn't be fun. This movie's about fun. That's right. Maybe in part two, which will never happen. Michael Jackson, the two towers are the two little boys in my bed. All right.

We shouldn't do this. That's right. It's just, we've done it so many times. I want to say this, though, in what other world does a 35-year-old man sleep in a four-year-old's bed? And we go, that's totally normal. Totally normal. I know. And all these people that are like, oh, it was, you know, it was, it was, he didn't really have a childhood.

Okay. So once again, all right. A 38-year-old man sleeping in a four-year-old's bed. Right, right, right. And then sleeping in his bed. That's normal? And normally, he didn't have a normal childhood. Five. Now, you know, a lot of people are blaming the Jews for this. Oh, Candace Owens had something to say? Well, I'm sure Candace had something to say. When we, when we talk about Epstein Island, our aunt constantly just says, I don't, I don't understand it. Where were the parents? Where were the parents? Where were the parents? It's crazy. That's all. Okay. Their parents, they were getting, they were looking at their bank accounts. Yeah.

Okay. Ariet Lynn refers to 2003 as pre-pandemic, and she also asks, where were the parents when we're talking about Epstein silent? Okay. Okay. A couple highlights here. Okay. One was Dorit's reasoning why she was so mean to Sutton.

It was those eyes that she saw. I've seen them before. Ah, wow. That was ridiculous. Bose continues to look like a fucking idiot. And I think we can start the episode off with Bose looking like an idiot. I don't want to be too hard on Bose because I do love Bose, but Bose is made sense. We mentioned it last week that Bose was suffering.

Oh, I'm going to give it 100 babies. Yeah, you gave it 100 babies. Yeah, we're going to start. Okay. Yeah, Bose suffers from an inconvenient video evidence of her saying all of the things that she claims. that she didn't say and all of the things that she claimed Amanda said, even though she didn't on the tape, correct? Yes.

Is that correct, Ruby? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So Bose continues to lose her mind against a pretty easy foe. We've said it many times before I am and is a reprehensible human being. All you have to do is stay in the pocket and don't fabricate. But Bose does that. She says that Amanda accused her of having a failing business, which she didn't. just said that she doesn't make as much money as me or that she's losing money, which

Bose said, you know, plainly. And then we get to Bose's accusation that Amanda left a cult to start a new cult, which is right on the money. Her words, not mad. Now, I will say this, that accusation does not land. No, it doesn't. What she could have said is, uh, what she has is a scam preying on people's dreams. Okay. Welcome to the world of motivational speakers. A more accurate and actually fireer line would have been she left a cult to be a cult leader, which that makes more sense and that's kind of truer. The cult thing, though, using that, I think that's a misuse of that and it's not fair. Because she's a motivational speaker preying on people's dreams.

Right, like Keith Ranieri. Cult is a much different thing. I think that a motivational speaker. That's where it starts. get in the comments. Let us know. No, no, no. Ruby, you give your thoughts.

There's no, like, first of all, she's not, there's no sexing. Okay, so there's no sex. That's, that's big in cults. You don't know there's no sexing. Allegedly, there's no sexing. Also, there's, like, way too much free will here, right? Like, it's not like she's going into, like, areas where women are in cults. And the only way out is through this book getting rich as fuck.

Right. And they have to use their cult money or something to get. It's like if you're, and again, maybe for some women, they have gotten rich off of it. And to those women, you're richer than me. So good job. If you want to buy it, buy it. We fuck, I don't know. We buy and waste our money on dumb shit all the time.

Go for it. Yeah, for sure. Point being, Bose, not a good. Well, and not a good accusation. Erica tries to lance her with a similarly foolish thing. Andy asks Amanda how the book is going. and she says, I just finished chapter six, which is more than Derreet has written. And she says that she's been turning over pages to her editor.

When Erica leaps on that and goes, oh, you got an editor, baby? Trying to compare the condemnation that she had towards DeReed for using a ghost writer, aka not writing a single syllable of her book. And it's this weird thing where it's like, Erica, Erica, every author has an editor. That's right. Not every author has another author. Yeah. What are you guys doing here again?

Amanda, she's rife for the takedown, but you guys are just fucking, you know. What's interesting about Amanda, she does not get shook during this entire thing and they are coming for her. I mean, one of the best accidental things ever happens to her is she gets pulled off topic where it's meant to be her in the hot seat

and Doreet and Kyle completely derailed the whole proceeding. Because, well, first off, we moved over to Sutton where we see unseen footage of Sutton saying that she wants to sign up for Amanda's classes to, I don't know, see what's really happening. That was really nice of you, very good of you to support women. And then she claims that she took out a $2 million loan before filming, which was not proven and gets just, you know, these are some horrible things going on here. If you ask old people. You don't like the energy? I don't. Okay.

Because also what Bravo did is they, for two episodes, they ended the episodes with cliffhangers with that accusation of taking out a loan for $2 million, which that all gets stuck in her head. Wasn't she the housewife that made it look like she was rich by taking a $2 million loan out before they started filming? Like they get that in your head. But did she? No. Exactly.

She didn't. Yeah. She quite literally says, I would never. Yeah. Well, fancy Drew's strike. again. I mean, she failed to dig up any dirt. And we get to the chat, UPT, of it all, Amanda versus Bose. Bose has this moment where she says that there's a lot of turnover at the CMO position.

I can actually speak of that. Okay. Let me, before you do, you have more experience than me. But any chief officer at a company, at a network, to say that the goal of anyone at that level is to be brought on so that they can quickly be fired or let go is what I would call in my limited business experience a lie. You bring on consultants. You can contract people. Those are so then it's like, this is what you need to do and you have this long to do it. That's not a chief anything. Yeah. And it's beyond just like, it's beyond intimate like inside

baseball. Like let's just look at this reasonably and use common sense. What it may. makes sense for any business to have a lot of turnover at the, at the sweet level of the company. No, it doesn't make any fucking sense. Ruby, uh, anymore. No. We can get to Pat. Go to Pat now.

I, I, I try, the danger twins have spoken. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gosh. I really do have a lot of respect for Bose.

We do too. But she, these last three episodes have really, boy, she said some really stupid shit. that was, I think that has to be one of the stupider things she's ever said. Most companies, if they hire you, they minimum, they're looking, the forecast is at least three years because shareholders, like, they don't want that kind of turnaround. They would never hire a chief marketing officer with the intent of you being there one year.

That means you made a bad choice. Like, just think about a shakeup of putting someone in that position where you're thinking, like the way that she framed, like the intention is you're going to be like a scapego. No, the idea is that you're hired and we're going to try your ideas, your vision to work. Absolutely insane. Look it up. I bet what you'll find is like. Disney hired Kevin Feigy to come in and just do a good Ironman and then they wanted him out.

I guarantee the average of whether it be a CFO, CEO, I guarantee it's at least a half a decade, if not eight years for most of these positions. Yeah. Guarantee. Anyway. That was stupid. Sorry to harp on it. Dead horse. but Kyle has a really good point.

Why are we shitting on each other's businesses? And coming from a person that does not need to work ever, it's interesting that she had the wherewithal to go. Why are we going after each other's bags? That doesn't make any sense. Right. What was the accusation for Amanda? Because she had something she had to defend on AI too.

Was it the reviews? Oh, yeah. It was, she thought that they had looked up specifically negative reviews of her and they didn't. and she says it's all source from Reddit. And Amanda's running a cult. There's,

you know, anyways. So Kyle says, stop shitting on the way that we as women earn money. It's not an okay thing to do. And I completely agree with her. And that's when DeRite says, well,

what about my fucking book cover release party? Okay. Derreet makes me, it's like Mussolini versus Stalin. Okay. You're going to make me pick here? Okay. I'm going behind Kyle because Kyle correctly says, Doreet, I have been to so many of your fake business launches. Please miss me with the bullshit. Okay. What even was that God forsaken Peter Pan vomit at Bucca de Bepo? What the hell was that? That was when Dorete got a big, big business deal because she's a business woman with Bucca de Beppo in Encino. And she had first left.

I believe Beverly Hills and moved to the valley. And she got to redo their capri room. Huh. So. Now, Bucca to Beppo, if you're not familiar, is, uh, it's a family style restaurant wherein they, they, um, they serve buckets of food. KFC serves buckets of food as well. And Bugo de Beppo is kind of like an elevated version of that.

No, it's not fried chicken, but it is, like I said, buckets of overcooked pasta with a lacquered ketchupy tomato sauce, and people pay absurd amounts of money for it. Yeah. So there's one a universal. Theme park. Yeah. So you know what's good.

But that's big for Dorit. I'm actually proud of Dorit for that in the room. Eight years ago. Yeah. Let me actually say, I know I said like it looked like Peter Pan vomited. It was this kind of pastel Easter-colored nightmare that was going on in that capri room. It was the stuff of nightmare. So you liked it.

I loved it. Go ahead. Oh, I was going to say there's a couple other things. So Kyle defends her being supportive and recounts the history. And then Doreet accuses the girls of just being jealous of her bond with the new cast members, that being Rachel Zoe and Bose. And then they end on kind of agreeing that they haven't been friends for many years. Yeah, yeah.

And that's when Kyle asked Andy, would you shut Doreed up? And I thought that was very telling of what Kyle thinks of herself on this show. What did you think it told? Kyle clearly thinks that she is much higher ranking than the other cast members. To think that she'd even presume that that would be a thing. Yeah, she is, though, right? Clearly not. Andy said, no, I'm not doing that.

Give me one second. I've got to plug the computer. She she thinks that she is. I also think when Kathy is around, Pat, she's quite emboldened to, she does, she acts a little bit differently. I have noticed that. I think now that it's her and Mo versus, or it's not her and Mo versus Kathy anymore.

And Kathy and her feel like they're back on good terms. She acts a little bit more emboldened when Kath is around. I swear. Yeah, that could, yeah. All right. Well, let's get to the dead sun party. Well, hold on. Kyle then runs down the list of defending her.

She defended her fake accent. I love how that's like the third time that she's brought that up. That must drive to read fucking nuts. She then abandoning the dog. You remember that? Yeah. I'm shocked more people don't hate to read for that. I, again, I've said it many times.

People who do that should have to go to the pound themselves. crazy and then of course the stage burglar which i don't think they've ever caught those two nope there's no one to catch right but uh there's simply nobody to catch because they were contracted 1099s um all right so um we get to kathy hilton's arrival there are so many flowers why are there so many flowers it's her birthday she brought all the flowers with her i i think they were sent to her dressing room probably dylan you think yeah i think no i think you guys are wrong i think she brought them all okay kathy yeah no i think she had them sent there probably brought them all in the back of they got

sent to her house she took them all with her so she can enjoy her she'd have her assistant set them up yep so we roll um for lunch yeah we break for lunch and then the two real stars arrive the two real stars arrive and we get back to filming and our irreplaceable friends join us on the day. Jennifer Tilly and Kathy Hilton, Jennifer is wearing her face on a dress. She says that this is a standing dress, not a setting dress. My face looks like something from scanners when I sit down. So it's not good. I don't think she's seen scanners.

She said this substance. Oh, okay, substance. I bet she's seen. scanners. Scanners, your, your face explodes. Substance, I don't think it looked like substance either. It was pretty close. You're a melted piece of weird.

Hmm. Okay. Before your face explodes and scanners, though, it kind of like starts, like, doesn't it start like, or does it just go? It just goes. Really? Yep. Like someone put a stick of dynamite in your head.

Oh, wow. That's crazy. You know, I haven't seen that movie since film. class. Is it good? No. What about video drone? Is that good? Oh, David Cronin. No. Okay. Can I...

Ruby, what's your favorite Cronberg movie? Don't. History of... History of violence? Is that? Huh? Oh, really? Yeah, Ruby just loves the Patriot, even though she's Jewish. He didn't do that film.

No, Mel. Mel did. notoriously not a fan of he acted in that film yeah he did very well get in the comments let us know your favorite the same dude that did uh Independence Day uh did that movie directed it

I thought Mel directed it what he did Braveheart no okay what how much are we betting five dollars okay five dollars go ahead okay all right now Kyle is on the hot seat next. We look back at Kyle

visiting her old home. I owe you $5. We look back at Kyle visiting her old home where her and Mo raised their beautiful daughters and after watching it, I'm going to agree with Andy. He said and I quote, that was tough. Not for Mo. He couldn't have

been happier. His balls deep and a Bravo fan at he met at Craigs. But for the rest of us, it was tough. Gosh, this guy's got quite a CV. I mean, he only does disaster movies. So he did Independence Day, the day after tomorrow, Independence Day Resurgence. He also did 2012.

He did the Matthew Broderick Godzilla, and he did Stargate. Those are all horrible movies. Not Independence Day. Independence Day is great, and so is the Patriot. Okay, I want to apologize to you, to you, and everyone listening. Okay. Let's get back to it. Well, I thought the, oh, I meant to bring this up in my, my baby.

is at the top of the show. One of the most interesting parts of this reunion was the revelation of Mo at that Christmas party. Well, did we, but really quickly, did we talk about Kathy Hilton falling for an AI Jello hoax? Yeah. No, we didn't talk about it. We skipped over it. Okay. It's very important that we discuss that now. Ruby, go ahead. So, Kathy Hilton saw AI something somewhere that said, Oprah. that said Kelly Clarkson, Dr. Oz. All these people had done a cleanse. And the cleanse consisted of jello and baking soda.

And she lasted a day. And then she shit her brains out. Yeah. So let's just double check our diets, guys. So what happened to Kathy Hilton is Kathy Hilton was on rumble.com, where she's watching her favorite deep platformed political pundits. Okay. and she saw an ad featuring a very clearly animated Oprah telling her that she needed to get jello,

baking soda, and vinegar and start eating that and she would lose weight. Now, the people that advertise on Rumble are doomsday preppers and people that just want to fuck with people. And so Kathy Hilton essentially turned her gastrointestinal tract into a third grade science project. And she shed her brains out. I'm surprised that she didn't die, but the diet didn't work out. Oh, I didn't fall for this one time, but I misread the instructions.

There was this diet where you would just eat cream of wheat. Yeah. And because it didn't have any fat in it. Love cream of wheat. So I, I don't know, I bought a real cheap box of it. And I was, you just eat that for your entire diet, right? You'll lose weight, no fat. And I got too lazy.

I didn't want to cook it. So I, uh, I just ate it whole. And what I didn't realize, it's like a volcano experiment. Yeah, for sure. It went in my stomach and then the acid in my stomach actually cooked it. Yeah. And I ate half the box. Right.

I don't know if anyone knows this. It expands. Right. So it expanded in my stomach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you took, it's important to, it's really important to bloom the cream of wheat outside of your body, right? Right.

Because then the space is the space. But if you take half a box of cream of wheat, you could make conservatively a paint buckets worth of cream of wheat. That's what happened. And that took place in you. Yeah. For two days, I don't even know how you shit that out. It took days.

I couldn't leave my bedroom. It was rough. Anyway. Can you imagine the sweat shop going on inside of Pat's upper intestinal trek, just a bunch of people going, I mean, overtime's not worth it. I can't even. How do you think? how do you form that into stool?

Oh my God. It was, it's two days I don't want to remember. I sometimes when I'm in those situations, think about like what happened if like something crazy, like crimes happen at all times of the day, right? So what if like my neighbor right now is getting murdered and the cops are about to break into my apartment while I am trying to expel this

cream of weed and this is how I'm, how I enter, you know, my thing. I thought about it. Yeah. Yeah. When you're in extremely compromised positions, you think, thank God, nothing's happening at a crisis level right now because I'm completely incapacitated.

I've eaten half a box of dry cream of wheat and it's expanding in my body. And now I'm getting robbed. Let's talk about it a little bit more. And get in the comments, let us know if you're a big cream of wheat fan. I really love, it's a nuisance to cook, right? Because it sticks to the pan after you, you know. But a little maple syrup and salt and cream of wheat. just to die for.

That's what I thought. I thought like, man, this is going to cost a lot. I'm sophomore in college. I'm like, I think I can survive on like $100 for the rest of the year. Right. Ruby, final thoughts on Cream of We. we added a lot at our divorced father's apartment.

It's delicious. And if you, honestly, if you don't think that it's good, you aren't making it right. Give it another try. Yep. Okay. So a humble food, a food of the working class. of food of the proletariat of food with rich traditions in the southern United States.

I mean, it's just an important thing. It's the American polenta, I would say. All right. So we roll to Kyle getting a divorce, and we do talk about Mo's emotional disconnect. Now, I'm wondering if Mo is this stupid or Mo's just trying to get back at Kyle for the I'm going to make you love me period. Hell no. She was getting back at him with I'm going to make you love me.

Yeah. Exactly. He doesn't need to get back at her. That period of time was one of the greatest for him because he was like, thank fucking God she is doing something that occupies her time. And he was doing dancing with the stars at that point and trying to boink his dancing partner and probably trying to have sex with every other girl at cranks. I would imagine that Mo is getting a lot of action,

but I think that his batting average is probably pretty low. He sounds like a gross pig and he's just openly hitting on a lot of people. And can I say this? Because I've heard from multiple people. podcasters tell stories. He is at Craigs multiple times. And I think Rachel Zoe was touching on that she sees him multiple times. You don't just turn into that guy at 55 post-divorce. No. That's you almost your entire life. Now you're allowed to openly do it. And Kyle's seeing it, which I think she said she was seeing it. And it hurt her. No, I think it, I don't want to speak for her,

but in my mind, she was hurt that her friend, Zoe, was getting to see her being treated that way. And that's why she's saying I was hurt by it. Robs, what do you think the Christmas party looked like? They were there. Kyle thought that maybe they'd get, by they, I mean, he would get a little drunk and maybe a little sad and kind of like reminiscent. And instead, he would just had his head on a swivel the entire time looking out for his 31-year-old gazelles that he would. can eat and she was not happy that it was going on so publicly. Kathy at some point compares Mo and Ken for some reason.

Could you believe? She says that he is like more attractive. She said, stop building him up so much on TV all these years. And then she was like he's attractive, what compared to Ken? I guess. I mean, you know. Can you believe Sandy and Patsy? getting the jacuzzi?

I miss those days of Vanderpump. That was a fun season to recap. So, Kathy, um, said that awful thing about Ken. And then we get to Kyle and Moe, who are, um, waiting to fall in love with someone in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, that's going to be the catalyst for the divorce. Right.

Great strategy. Really good strategy. Now, Kyle says this. whole thing about how, you know, they're in a good place and, you know, maybe she doesn't want to move on because she doesn't want their trips to Aspen to change and that a girlfriend would really cause a big cataclysmic shift in their life. And Dorita asks her if she's waiting for him to come back. And Kyle says, no, I don't think so. I, in one hand, I believe Kyle, but then, and then I have all of these other hands. I'm kind of like Goro from Mortal Kombat. So I have more hands that believe

she's 100% just waiting and hoping that he comes back to her. This is my thoughts. I don't think Kyle is even close to settling down or even inviting another man into her life on any level. And I also think the same of Mo. I don't see him getting nailed down by any female. I think that guy could play the field for another five years and not have any woman get him to go,

all right, yeah, let's move in. no and that fucker is ready to go out and play the field and i think ruby agrees with with us in terms of kyle we mainly the agency mo will to give up half the agency would be suicide rubs go ahead is kyle waiting around for their love to reblossom yes but she's going to need to wise she's going to need to grow out of this waiting phase because this cannot last forever this is insanity Take half the agency. Half of it is yours. The only reason he could do any of that was because you were raising his children.

And do you let me in or down. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Think about these two people in their stage in life. They've had their families. What is Mo going to get married and have another cycle of kids? I don't think so. Is she? No.

Why are you getting married to another person? you can just have a life partner. What do they say? First marriage is out of love. Second one is for security. The third one is. I forget what it is. But anyway,

he doesn't need to fucking get married again. Come on. What is the saying? Do you know what the saying is? The first one's out of love. The second one's out of, I don't know. I thought they were all for love.

But the third one is out of, it's more of like a partner. Like companionship. Companionship. Hey, what do they say? The first marriage is for love. The second one's for blood. and the third's for companionship or something?

What do they say? Yeah, there's a saying along those lines. It goes something like the first marriage is for love, the second is for security or money, and the third is for companionship. There you go. We don't need the robots. We just need to talk to each other.

That's all we need to do. Well, I don't think either of them will remarry because there's no need for it. Therefore, there is no need to divorce. Right. I've heard of couples that are married and don't even live together. like these two, and they end up dying.

No way will anybody respect. Here's the thing. Kyle is not going to just be a single woman the rest of her life. She's going to have some type of serious relationship. I think Moe eventually will too. No respectable person in the brackets at which they will be searching for partners will allow themselves to enter a relationship when they're actively married. Like, get divorced.

Also, don't act like you're the – you guys are the only couple in Beverly Hills that have a lot of assets. That's all. Okay. Oh, okay. Grow up. Bitches. I think that will be a conversation. Look, and things change,

but I think Mo will tell the 32-year-old girl that he's dating, just so you know, I have a vasectomy. You're going to have all the money you want, but we're not getting married, and I'll hook you up, and then that thing will just run its course. Kyle will tell whoever she's dating.

Oh, yeah. I mean, Nithia Rahman's going. going to come in and give a no-bid contract to Mo to build affordable housing. He's going to be worth a billion dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it won't work out. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um, let's get, sorry, I brought in politics. That's okay. We're not supposed to do that. Um, okay. So, um, Alexia got married and Kyle is in the middle of an emotional recounting of the marital failure to not be with one another when their little girl got married. And her sister takes a phone call. Now, it's from a scammer. Um, I think she says, I haven't purchased the gift card yet, but I'll get

back to you. Hi, Kathy. This is Robert from HK loans. We have secured your $60,000 loan approval. I don't need that. Who, you're from what? Yes, HK loans. What is this? H.K. loans. Tell me about it. She's like, I'm sorry, I'm recording the reunion right now. I'll call you back. Oh, very fun. What reunion? Ah, it's the real housewives of Beverly Hills. I'm here. the day. It's actually in the middle of the shoot right now. I'll call you back. She is out of her fucking mind. Let's get out of here. This gay slur want to play Michael Jackson. Lunatic. I never said that, Erica. Okay. We talk about social media hindering relationships. And Kyle is revealed to have been dating someone the entire season who did not.

want to be on camera. Who was this person? Do we have any leads in the rumor mill? No, none. Wow. Bye, Mike, Hey, Kyle, it's Morgan.

I just want to let you know. I still don't want to be on TV, but I was going to tell you, if you want to promote that I'm going to be on Family Dutton. It starts on a TLC channel on 5 o'clock on Eastern Standard Time. 5 o'clock. That's an early, early block, huh? Two o'clock Pacific.

Yeah, don't worry about that, babe. Just plug it. I do agree with, I do agree with Dorit, though, for quite a while. Kyle would say, we're done. And then you'd hear that they're still on because people would photograph them at her concerts holding hands. Yeah. So. I'm a mickey love me.

Oh, Mike you love it. All right. So we'll find out who this mystery, man, is. Eventually. I bet it's Wolfgang Puck. Okay. So, we get to Sutton and Doree.

And Sutton had to do a little internalization with her relationship with Hooch. She was a drunk. She was blacking out and throwing Shidnavi, and that's why she fired him. But she says that she is reformed. has a new relationship with Hitch.

And we get to the split with Avi. Now Sutton doesn't really answer any questions. She says, you know, as with every termination, we both signed things. Okay, so we can't really talk about it. Okay, that's very convenient. And then we get to, like, like, like, like, like, like, I know we have to ask the question, but can we, can we do a little bit of pre-production here? Let's try to get something out of the questions that we ask.

so we're not just firing paintballs at a wall, right? And it's just nuts. What was the why Garcel hates Sutton 2? There was a reason. It was because on the dais, what was the reason, Ruby? That like, no, but she didn't defend her or something when they were, I was over something stupid. I'm pretty sure, but it was like overall.

Yeah. But not, it wasn't stupid. Let me rephrase for her to lose it. It was the straw that broke the camel's back, I think, was like her. She was like talking shit about Derrida and nobody was agreeing with her. and then Sutton didn't defend her. And then she was like, I'm not taking a cas photo. She also said, my very close friend or something in Garcell.

No, no, no, no. Garcel accused P.K. and Derreit of staging the robbery. Yeah. Very based. But nothing that anyone is going to go along with, okay? Now, Sutton should have gone along with it. Who knows? But Garcel was very offended by that.

Sutton, in her word, says that Garcel was very pissed when she said the most surprising thing of the season is how close her and Erica were. Now, this is a little bit like Erica getting pissed off at Doreet for saying the Bose thing. The only difference is that Sutton said the most surprising thing was how close her and Erica was. She wasn't surprised. I'm not surprised that I have a close relationship with you or my sister. There's no surprise there. We have a close relationship.

So that's not anything that Garcell should be too plused about. Okay. Is that the right word? Yes. Yeah, that was the right word. But also, I liked how Sutton. I'm pretty sure she said, you know, I wasn't drinking for those three months after that. I was having wine and champagne with dinner. And that was it. And then I felt like, oh, wait a second.

Wait a minute. I genuinely think we just heard you say that you were actually drinking every day at dinner, right? Is that I am asking. Is that what she said? Yeah. Well, if I was getting $300,000 a month in spousal support, I'd be slugging it back to it. I don't even know what you do with that money. Do you spend it on booze? Huh. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, like the most elite tequila taste is just pick, pick an alcohol every night.

You just have elite tastings. Yeah. Yeah. You do flights of tequila and guacamole every single night. It's heaven. So we get to Jennifer and Sutton. Well, actually, it's Doret trying to spin why she was a demon to Sudden. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry. This is where. Jennifer Tilly and Sutton. fine. There was a little blip in their relationship and they're completely fine. But then we get to Doreet and Sutton. And Doreet and Sutton are not good. They hate each other. And Doreet noticed that she had those eyes and she was coming for her. And then Doree points- This is a bad reunion. It's not a great reunion. Well, I actually, Dorete and Kyle, the bigger question is, and I've asked this before, I think a lot of people are like, one of them needs to go, right?

First off, I think Sutton really needs to go. I've said this the last two seasons. I think we've gotten all we need to get out of her. Kyle needs to go. Kyle is the one that needs to go. Thoughts, Ruby? I think that they both need to go or they both need to show. Kyle's never going to show us anything we want to see.

So I'd be fine with her going. Sutton has got to start dating and we've got to start seeing who she's dating. Yeah, we need the neuropathy flare-ups again. and we need to laugh at that. The reason why I say Kyle needs to go is because she's not going to be forthright about what's actually happening in her life and she's going to lean on,

I've shared enough, which she has. So if you've shared enough and you feel like you've done your job, then leave. But she's also the worst thing about Kyle is she's the engine of all of the melodramatic horse shit that can't be resolved. It's just a tornado of nonsense that is on display at the end of this reunion

where the two of them are just fighting with one another and not resolved. anything. It's just this constant ping pong of animosity. Here's one good thing about people leaving the show for a while and then coming back. Go live life. Thank you. Last note. So Andy has to point out to Doreet when Doree says that, you know, Sutton didn't go to my book cover release. And I had gone to her fashion show. And then Andy goes,

well, you went to her fashion show and then you openly mocked it. That's a bad analogy, Andy. That's a horrible analogy. No, it's a perfect analogy. You weren't being supportive at all. Yeah, that's, yeah, he's just, uh, Robs, go ahead. I was going to say, I was, Andy being like, I actually thought it was a pretty good one. I thought, yeah, way to defend yourself and get in there, Andy, throw some punches.

Yeah. This was something that I would have not, I wouldn't have faulted him at all for getting up, walking off the dais, handing his cards to some PA that he doesn't know and saying, just go do what you feel is right. Because this is not going anywhere. And we got the, we got all the packages we need. Well, we wrap. I don't know that we can break down Kyle and Deret fighting.

There's the, we've seen it 75 times this season. So we end with Dorit and Erica. Derreet is one of these like, like clinical narcissists that, nothing gets through. There is not a syllable, not a drip of emotion or empathy that can take in her soil.

Derreet and Erica get into why Erica felt so hard done in Italy and that she had sided with Bose over their long friendship and when Erica says

I was really hurt by that Doreet says, you came after me to save your storyline on the season. That is a lunatics interpretation of what transpired. Erica is being sued into the ground for a quarter of a billion dollars. She's got enough of a storyline, okay? She's also been very funny this season and forthright about domestic abuse in a really, really heartfelt and beautiful way. Doreet, she's not coming after you because she needs a storyline, okay?

She's Erica Jane, baby. She is swamp rat. Okay. She doesn't need you. Okay. You need her. Final thoughts before we get out of here. Um, I don't know what the hell they're going to do in this next episode.

As Ruby pointed out, I agree with her. What is left? Roobs, what's left? I'm actually trying to rack my brain. Like, I, you know how there's that? We still have to see like Carl and Kyle get into the fist fight in the driveway from the preview. I don't remember anything juicy from any part of this reunion that we haven't already seen. We've already gotten our Kathy and Tilly Phil.

So it's not even like we're going to get laughs next week. So, you know, maybe everybody will, maybe they have a dance to show us or something. Yeah, I'm excited for the dance. Maybe they'll do a little choreography. Until then, get in the comments. Let us know what you thought of the reunion, what you thought of our recap. And we love you very much for supporting us. go to patreon.com for Summerhouse and Rhode Island.

Until next time, I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat. Say goodbye. Later, dude. Ruby. Bye, bye, bye.