Another Below Deck Podcast - A Two Course Pairing | Below Deck S10 E15

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

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Call 800-333-4-Kia for details. Always stripesafely. So we have to get to the second course. I think it's BuzzModdyRace with Prawn and chili oil. This is paired with rum punch and This is where the lunch Get this get this now. It's just over Welcome aboard! Another brand spanking episode of another below deck podcast my name is Dylan I'm settle up next to one pad hiki great to be here permission to come aboard granted that the chords wonky

Can you hear that I can hear it now I can't hear it. I can't I won't leave it alone man I am way too high right right? You're high? Way too high, right? Oh, man, I hope they don't... I know. I hope they don't ding us in the reviews for that. You know what? Let's get to public service announcements.

There have been... We get there now, right? Yeah! Okay. Our Facebook community... Can you hear that? I can't hear it now. Okay. Our Facebook community has been so vibrant of late.

And it's actually quite a badge of honor that we have been infiltrated by haters. No, Bangladeshy hackers. There are people that are posting these fake articles that give you viruses and I want to thank our new moderator who's been helping us out with that. Go ahead and vamp. I got to pull the name up. Oh, okay. All right.

So, yeah, go on that Facebook, another below deck podcast, Facebook group. Also while you're at it, why don't you go over there and follow a bad TV Facebook. Those two things pop it off. Oh, and last piece of business before Dylan has his business. We are on the cusp of hitting 1600 reviews for bad TV and 1500 for below deck. So get on over there right now

and help us get over that mountain. Still is our new ad men. Still it. Still yeah. So like he's really helping with stuff Mean to say it's a lovely community will be we're being infiltrated by hackers now, which is a sign that you've made it You know what we're getting bigger and bigger we can't thank you guys enough for that jump the iTunes ratings reviews five stars Kind words I actually will read a couple at the end of the show and join us on patreon for ad free

You you had it out with someone on Facebook over the weekend I was monitoring our Facebook group someone named Nikki is really mean and she stated that every we don't get things right. I think she said I think she takes this show too seriously quite honestly. I don't want to be dragged in the muck with Nikki okay. My energy has already been polluted but I did tell her on Facebook that she was now my sworn enemy and that she was not ready for this smoke. Now, I don't feel like delivering it quite yet.

I think she blocked me, which is totally fine. Anyways, get to Facebook. There's lots of fun stuff going on. We fight with the fans, there are hackers. I've said that, let's get into the show. Okay, Lyn should say hi too, right? Hey, can't say hi Hey, everybody so big hit people like them

Look at that Mm-hmm Keep going no no For a good preference. Okay, hey, all right, so we have to get into the show We have to talk about pots and we have to talk about our general thoughts. Lea's back, Pat, how are you doing? Oh, Lea's doing it. Oh, not too good. Lea's back.

All right. First, I want to say Lea is a wonderful addition. Great addition. Bring your egg game when you're going to come on this show. Oh, yeah. And she is, in fact, bringing her egg game. How many sea rats do we get that just come on, and they're just crummy?

They're like mopping the wooden floors, they're squeegeeing things, they're not having sex with anybody, they're not trying to break anybody's relationships up. Now that one guy on Adventure came in a purple shirt, he looked like a magician, he tried to take over the boat like a fucking pirate, and everybody's like, what are you doing? It's really weird.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, at least he tried, Dylan. Yeah, the red-headed girl was lovely. She just had a Lisbon, she didn't really do a lot. That's right. So anyway, this episode was titled The Stud Sales Again. Oh, gosh. Well, if he's such a stud, Andy,

why'd you fucking fire Lee, Andy? Yeah, I want to know that too, Andy. Was it the whole ass eating thing? Because I can switch over to Beaver, if you like. It's just that vagina's reminding me of, it's in Lee Hates baseball. God dammit. Hey, by the way, I want to say this. Uncensored tier at patreon.com.

12 bucks. Hey, I want to say this to the haters, I don't know, Dylan's going to read this review at Apple Podcast. Someone said they found us from reality gays. Thank you. Then you came over, Listen to a couple episodes. Okay. And you had this to say. You said, uh, patty, old patty was referring to old people, old bags. And then you hated my Lee impression. Oh, hey, well, I

can't take a joke. You blew hair. Okay, listen, I don't want to air out any more dirty laundry. We have with the fans tonight. Okay. I don't want to do it But I will say what a mean person and also your Lee impression is Absolutely horrible, but it's great because I mean he sounds nothing like that How many pots do you give the episode 14 I give this up? Do we have him Yeah, he can do it. We're trying to integrate more people said they miss people laughing and stuff, you know, yeah Go ahead. What do you think? No, I don't I don't want him to go now. Okay

No, you know what actually I'll round it out. I'll round it out go ahead. Caitlin. What you think of the episode? I thought it was horrible. Okay. The terrible episode, very boring. I guess like nine is that? That's perfect. Nine knots. That was a perfect amount of talking. Now you don't want the audience to turn on you, Dylan, if you start giving this young man a hard time.

It's not about giving him a hard time. This is me getting ready. This after all is my podcast, okay, it's a change to my environment. And I'm, you know, I'm in my trials. Okay, okay. All right. It's mental health. You can't come after me. Flaw. Zero pots. Horrible episode filled with meanwhiles. And these guests are rude enough to not really like them, but not rude enough to actively give a shit about them. They're just like kind of broy people.

You got that. That angel guy's a prick. He's a prick, but I don't know. Like, Laquiche. Give me that towel. Laquiche had a unique and wonderful brand of rude to the servants, you know? This is just, we've seen it a thousand times.

We do have that sister-in-law thing going on at dinner Which was really fucking weird. I want to thank Fraser for getting down to the bottom of that you gossipy bitch So your pots we have to get into the episode right now Pat will you begin us? Okay? We begin. Yeah, yeah, so Lee's back and right out of the gate, he's coming in with one of those infamous one-liners. He says Lee feels better. Then a dog getting his belly rubbed. Right. Well done Lee. This one makes sense. Dogs like their belly rubbed and Lee likes cameras. Okay. So I was going to ask though, what happened to the more incoherent, you know, one-liners

as per the usual arrangement? What happened? No three-peckered billy goats nailed their asses to a piece of wood or something dumb. You know, when you said, I had a question. Yeah. I knew that it really was just to set up something that you wanted to say that was funny, but you weren't really asking. Right.

You know? But yeah, you're right. The new music budget that we've seen this year is really on display for a lease or this studs triumphant return. There's like a cool, like a kind of club song and then Lee opens like a thermos and he's like, I can't figure out how to work that. You're like, oh God. He's back.

I'm not happy he's back. He's so negative. So we began with a meanwhile, I can't figure out how to work that. You're like, oh God. He's back. I'm not happy he's back. He's so negative. So we began with a meanwhile, I guess. Meanwhile. Rachel cries at Lee's return. We learned that Ben likes to sleep naked and... Yeah, well, we'll get that. Okay.

One second, Ben, what the fuck? I mean, in the privacy of your own home maybe I don't know not when you're bunking with someone a fucking loose pub can go flying in someone's mouth it's very very dangerous because of the pubes but Rachel crying at Lee there is some co-dependency thing here I don't like it it makes makes me, I don't, I'm joking, of course, but, but he is her sensei of like bad expressions or Nonsense'l sayings because she's got quite a few this season Rambling so let's move on to Frazier who is called up to the lounge Which is not a lounge is just a room that lees in and he's lounging because

He can't do anything but lounging because he can't do anything with lounging. I mean the man is still severely hobbled. Yeah, I should not be calpening this vessel. The lounge is where he lounges. It's not like a lounge. It's very literal. So we also find out about Leanne and Ben matching. I was disappointed in Haley here. I feel like she really blew up his spot. Not so not a ginger-spice thing to do for him, Haley. She really blew up his spot. Hey, I did you catch that Lee was kind of being a pig here.

He said he thinks Leanne's gonna be a great asset asset. You know, when I was at North American Insurance, the first week, they put me in a room. I had to watch a video, a training video on it's not sexually harass your co-workers Yeah, and one of the scenes played out was like some supervisory pulls in like Nancy He's like Nancy. Welcome to the team You're gonna make a great asset

Because I get a gross So I learned from that video. I didn't want to sexually harass any co-workers. It lead did that same thing. Yeah, yeah, he did. Yeah. So we've got a cocktail pairing and steel drum coming up. Frazier asks in a steel drum performance. And Frazier asks, I don't know why we ever listen to the guests.

And it's his thing where it's like Frazier the vacation is already so bad like you have to do what they tell you to do Yeah, I mean what would the C-Wat vacation look like exactly We've seen it in the industry. Yeah, it does it in well usually blackout So we're gonna have a steel drum player during lunch. That's not something I'd like Cocktail. Boop, boop, boop. That's nice for, okay. Dude, I actually love the tonal winds that come out of the steel drum.

I find them to be so beautiful. We had a steel drum band at my high school. Oh, wow. That wasn't in it. It was good. Go figure. I was too busy shredding the skins. That was an in it. It was good. Go figure. Well, I was too busy shredding the skins. I was learning how to play Mars Volta.

It was cooler back then. Go ahead. Well anyway, so yeah, so they're gonna do a cocktail pairing. Yeah. By the way, it seems like they're falling all over themselves and maybe get ahead of myself on G's. How are they gonna match the food that Rage is thinking with these cocktails? Yeah. You know what, I should give the food that Rage is taking with these cocktails?

Yeah, you know what, I should give this show 50 pots just for this scene. Because this scene is amazing. I don't know if we can get there now. Well, a couple things. A couple things. Hey, Lee's coaching up, Leanne, on what girls Ben's been porking. And then also, Reminder, she only has eight days to kind of make fake tap. And I appreciated that. And then Fraser notes he's a little concerned that Leanne has a little more experience than him and might take his job. And then we cut to that sky-louge meeting. Lee says he was matter than a pissed-on chicken. Two for two!

That would make sense. I'm pretty sure a chicken would get mad if you peed on it. Chickens are always mad. Chickens are fucking always mad. Fans know full well my fear of roosters because they've attacked me before. Well, you were throwing rocks at it. Well, still, that another example of them being really angry. So I was very young, this wasn't five years ago.

I just think we're throwing rocks at a bird. All right, so yeah, he has this arbitrary thing where he goes like, I'd rather be dead than not finish his charter season. It's like, how have you plucked that out of the air and then made it mean so much? Yeah. You know, you're injured and you're an older guy.

Like just chill out It's nothing finishing the charter. I do want to say this about me because he came back as a change man We'll get to him having dinner with the guests. I mean one man kissed him on the side of the cheek and he had a smile from ear to ear That's a new Lee I haven't seen that before. Yeah, yeah, yeah No, he's he's awesome and he's a little bit more chilled out I gotta say he just magnificently will it dinner? That's what I'm saying. Did you just say that?

Basically, yes. I didn't want to get a head up. As I did go into a bit of a hole, I didn't hear anything you just said. That's okay. So he's back though, the good thing, because he would be dead if he didn't finish the charter. He's back, he's more chilled out, he's still hobbled,

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Yeah, Frazier's like, it doesn't matter. You're bleeding. Why are you bleeding? All right. So the guests arrive, they're douchebags. Katie thinks they're Florida trash. Right. She'd know.

And an indication of, what, hey, she's from there. Okay. I love Katie. We had her on the show. You love her? She's fun. A lot of people thought she was a little too measured in that interview. Well, I asked all the questions you guys submitted to me. So shut up.

Yeah. I can't twist her arm and tell her how to answer. Yeah. So the strong indication of how bad a show is or an episode is the guest B-roll. We'll tell you if it's a good or not. Like if it's color and it's just a funny moment, you're probably in a good show. If it's people talking about career switches from IT to real estate, I mean they really have and not got it tonight. But we do have the lunch and cocktail pairing. Now this was seven star service at its finest. Oh yeah. Hey, I think Rachel, Rachel's salad has cucumbers in it. Why don't we make a mojito?

Well, it's even worse, Patrick. The first chorus is heirloom tomato and to pair it with a gin and tonic. And he says elder flower at the end like it's... Like it makes it not a gin and tonic. It sucks. It totally sucks. Yeah, it totally sucks. It sucks. It sucks. It totally sucks. Yeah, it totally sucks. Now we have to get to the sucking process.

How about a bloody marry? But in between courses, also the guests say it works. What do they know? They're black out drunk and they can't hear themselves with that fucking steel drunk. But also, how does it work? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Why do you need to do that? That does not need to happen. You are just setting yourself up for a crappy couple of days Hey, can I tell you something little personal story here? Yeah back in 2002. I'm dating Lebanese Lana and I'm totally falling for it. We're together for six months

But I had held a little secret the night that we had met I randomly hooked up with a girl and banger So then I went on a date with Lana the next week. Can you tone it down? Fuck, man. So I'm dating Lana for six months and I'm like, I think this is the girl I'm gonna marry. You know what? I need to confess to her that I slept on a girl the same night that I met her. Yeah.

Well, we go over to Hamburg or Hamlet. Right. And that's when I, probably after the cheeseburgers were ordered, I, sorry, sorry, go ahead. I said, Lon, I hate to tell you this. But the night we met, because we had been, we had set that as our anniversary date. I said, I slept with a girl in the bathroom at the party

after you left, did not go well. Anyway, she ended up being a psycho. I wish I never told her because it ruined like two weeks and hanging out with her. Yeah, that's what you learned. Lie. Never copped to that. Ben, he'd my advice.

Whoa. Whoa. Why was hamburger ham such a hang? I don't know, man. It's so weird. It's like you go on like dates and you're you're gonna want to pork and Look the food is like thick baseball steak cheeseburgers. Yeah, I know what he better. I was young, but it was you and many So we have to get to the second course

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I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Okay. So, sorry, I'm a little lost. I want to be a little lost. I'm a little lost. I want to be a little lost. I want to be a little lost.

I want to be a little lost. I want to be a little lost. I want to be a little lost. I want to be a little lost. I want to be a little lost. I want to be a little lost. I want to be a little close to his vest. He's like, yeah! His fucking balls and a naked girl was getting at every night on the top bunk in front of me. Okay, all right. Dude, I'm trying to, I'm trying to find where we are. This is what happens.

The merit, there's marijuana involved. So I'm not good at this. So I'm trying to find my notes, right? And then I kind of hear you just going off and I get concerned. And then I am stuck in this place where I can't really do either. Well, let me know what I mean. I be talking about things and goals and stuff. And I'm just looking at the screen. I feel helpless. I'm going to help you out. It's dinner time. I know it sounds weird because we just had lunch. But they they have a quick cut that just goes

right tonight and it's time for dinner bad episode There's a brief moment where Ross and Katie have different perceptions of what their relationship is. Oh, okay It's coming up Katie thinks there's something there and he thinks she's a home. Well, yeah pretty much I he let she lets us know that her and Ross are getting closer and closer and Ross lets us know that his penis hurts because Katie hasn't been giving it up lately. I should use that one of my wife, honey, if you don't have sex with me, my penis might die. Yeah, it's like a sixth grade or like my penis will fall off. All right, so the I guess I have a fun day in the water you we did the whole thing then we get to dinner okay So Caprese salad is up next what that's

Caprese salad is the first course Which is How do you feel about Caprese salad Pat well I like it but that if I was at all of guard Yeah, but I'm on a boat paying $60,000 a day. I'm gonna throw it into the ocean. Yeah, can I have another gin and tonic? Yeah, yeah, yeah, can you pair that shit with another gin and tonic, please? Here's the thing In the culinary world, obviously simple as beautiful, right things that you can't hide behind

But if Pat can make it, and I mean really make it, don't serve it, not on this boat. All right, so let me do a meanwhile. Josh is girlfriend. She looks tired, bored, and wasted, and I'm pretty sure she's gonna barf. They keep cutting her. Oh, okay.

So there was this weird thing, and as lazy as the Caprazias, it was a beautiful salt baked, brands you know. I mean, that's some pomp and some circumstance. Oh yeah. Seven stuff. The salt actually cooks the fish, does it not?

Yeah, kind of insulates it and seasons it. And the kind of circumference of glaze on the bottom of the plate was a beautiful plating from rage. She's telling the demons not today. But then we get to this weird thing, right? Where where Lee is just crushing it. Oh, he's so jovial. He's crushing it. And he usually doesn't really bad job with these dinners. Like he usually just kind of sits there all puffy and takes himself very seriously. Two seriously. But here is where we learn this strange like the guy's wife is at home,

but her sister's here and they're in the same cabin. Well, not fully. He keeps referring to her as his sister-in-law. It's not his sister-in-law. It's not? No, it's his girlfriend's best friend or his wife's best friend. So it's not a, there's no blood relation there with his wife. Okay, but my wife was like, yeah, right. Like, she would let that happen. Okay, but what's going on?

Because this can't be really, I've been too crass tonight already, but I think he's having sex with uh... no no obviously they're totally bangin yeah but is this a upside down pineapple kind of swingers allowance or is this

brazen public infidelity i think it's probably the former because this is insane. I wouldn't kick her out of my bed or off my couch. Crystal is hot. Of your couch. When she's sleeping on the couch in the cabin. Oh, okay. Okay. Hey, boring Lee tells us recounting of how his wife doesn't remember where they meant or the night or whatever. It's first time he's ever shared I think.

Yeah, so that was nice. He's great. So we've talked about this that kind of triangle of sadness there, but it was odd when they're breaking that whole dynamic down. And then that girl is like, they keep cutting. Was it because she was so fucked up? I think she was fucked up. Oh, okay.

Yeah, she was out of it. And at first, I just thought she was a board, because why was so fucked up? I think she was fucked up. Oh, okay. Yeah, she was out of it. And at first I just thought she was a board because why wouldn't you be? No, she was like, it looked like she was either pained by what was going on or she was on heroin. Right. Yeah, it was really crazy. So we get to some night drinking

and fat tree fall hard. They're absolutely tanked it's tequila it's little tiny sandwiches because Rachel's gone to bed it's fat tree fall hard what are your thoughts uh... well i think it was to me that's uh... they said hey how about some food and he said hey man i'm a dad can't i was a chips and tequila or something

i think i was bad yeah well you know still i think rage before she goes bed to make like uh... i don't like uh... mini uh... cheeseburgers or something. Yeah, I think it was Ben. Yeah, well, you know, still, I think rage before she goes bed should make like, I don't like many cheeseburgers or something and put them in the oven. You speak people's sliders? Yeah, sliders. Yeah, yeah, yeah, something. No one that these people are drunk and they're going to need something. I just think it was dereliction to duty.

No, no, it's always such a fascinating element of the vacation, which is why we always caution people to never pay this money because like, you're going on vacation, what adult does not want to consume food after a night of drinking a special if you're on vacation? It's the best meal you'll have. That's why Taco Bell created the fourth meal. So you're fucking wasted.

You're coming home from a bar, you didn't hook up with anybody. Right, right, right. And just anything on the menu works quite frankly. Oh, quite frankly, because it's like a magic trick. Anything on the menu is everything on the menu. It's all good. Yeah.

But yeah, no, fear not the the chemical kind of Acredness of the food that you can taste when you're alert lucid and sober when it's fourth meal It tastes like French laundry. All right, so better than French laundry 100% If I had epic meals a taco ballot to in the morning. It's so stupid. What's an epic meal? No, we can't do that. Next morning, so begins with a shirtless Lee looking for something and saying, damn it. Yep.

So he's fully back. We get to this beach picnic thing. So we're going to be heading to the heroin needle beach and we're going to pair down things and Frazier is laid back now because he can delegate to competent people and not Millie Elicit because if he tells Millie Elicit to go to a beach Nick, she may just start skipping rocks for an hour and a half. So he feels at peace, but he shouldn't, because young Leanne is here to take over this boat. That's exactly what we need.

All right, so what do we have up next? Sea rat history with Leanne. Oh, yeah, Leanne shares her Sea rat history. Here we go. Parents divorced. Then she dropped out of high school. And then she became a beach bum, which is actually hitting rock bottom

because she lived on the street. Hold on a minute. Yeah. Hey. Yeah, yeah. Hey, shocking. Okay. Oh, wow. I was wondering. I was going to ask you guys, hey, I didn't think Leanne ended up working on these yachts. Yeah.

Now I know. So she was a child to divorce Patrick. Jesus. She then became a beach rat and then a sea rat. It's almost like she was quietly dragged out there by the gods. And she found herself on the beach, which she was not ready. Much like Jonah refusing the journey. He was thrust into the Leviathan's mouth. It'd come out report. That's like Lee. Okay. So we learn more about how the guests

are fucking each other. And then we get back to the beach. They've evidently not brought the canopy because of the wind. And then it's all of a sudden there. I don't know what's going on. I think this part gets bad. All right, yeah, this does get bad because it's not a lot to talk about. So, Frazier, Frazier, here's to the radio that the request for the gazebo's come in. And it gets a little under his skin

because once again, he thinks Leanne's coming for his job. Which, if you're doing the math, it's only gonna last seven more days. You know, so I don't think you're covered, Frish. Yeah, I think you're gonna make it, buddy. We get more C-Write history with Tyler. And listen, I get it with what a today's struggle. And it's an important struggle.

But how many times are we gonna go back to this boring OCD kid who's talking about how he's gay and like not everybody knows, and especially not my dad, who's really tough. It's like the fifth time we've heard this. Like good luck on your journey, seriously. Yeah, dad, the three pictures they showed him with his dad, his dad was hawking them.

He didn't seem like that bad a guy. Oh no, he is likely a horrific bigot. Oh sure. Yeah, no, he's part of the patriarchal structure in South Africa. So, you know, not to say all South and look at me, I just fell into that trap. He's the one that's hate filled. That may go ahead. Oh, yeah, I was gonna say about Ross, because Ross has

thoughts about this lean, uh, phrasier thing that might be coming down. He says, and I quote, he thinks her asking for that gazebo is a power play. Right. Yeah, it's like an episode of billions. Yeah. Well, what's that other one that begins with an S? It's the same kind of a succession. Yeah, it's like an episode of Sesseshit. Yeah, it's called Sesseshit. Yeah. Order the gazebo. Power play. That's coming back.

What is that's coming back, huh? Final season. Yeah, the final season. You know, I'm glad they do that. Did you watch Piki Blonders or something? No, yeah, it's on my list, dude. What's above it? I got what's above the list? Oh God, let's see. Seeking sister wives, seeking brother wise. Oh, hey, little tease here. Let us know in the

Facebook group on bad TV or another below deck podcast, Facebook group. I think I convinced Dylan that we need to do brother husbands. Okay. Seeking brother husbands. We will Seeking brother husbands. We will talk about new shows on bad TV at a later date. Okay. We have to get to bags being plain and potato sack races. That's right. We have more important things to talk about.

You're right. It's a, this was like the last day of school in the fifth grade. You know, this is what we do. Yeah. But it's not. It's a vacation where they're paying $60,000 a day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, hey, we're paying a lot for the vacation. Do you guys have anything for us to do?

And they throw a bunch of potato sacks on the floor. And they go, get in. I'm in race. And then they go swimming and fuck each other. I mean, it's unbelievable. To be honest, the guests seem to be enjoying themselves. So who am I to judge, you know? They're drunk.

So Captain Lee notices that the crew has a cohesion and says, did I hear him say, I think he says, I've done something right. I think he said Sandy did. Oh my gosh, thank God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought he said, I've done something right here. And he's sharing this with his adopted daughter

Chef Rachel by the way when they catch up. He says he loves that cohesiveness to the crew and Weas he uses it says it's like dicks in the dirt now that one didn't make sense Dicks in the dirt. Yeah, he said he's used to he's used to dicks in the dirt referring to his last nine seasons on this show where everyone's a fuck up by this point of the season he asked a fire a few people yeah you that one didn't make a sense no one likes their dicks in the dirt it's a i'm trying to think on like the the origin of that thanks in the dirt it's like a cool like maybe you're getting dragged by rope by a horse drawn carriage. Yeah, maybe that.

I was thinking like a cool wartime experiment. Interesting. You know, well, I think it's just something dummy said probably that it's probably actually that. So we round the episode out. This is the best part of the show. Things that happen on the show. Okay.

You're going to say him? No. Oh, Leanne is hot for Ben. Yeah. And she says no offense, but he's hot. And she's going to, she gets what she wants. Yeah. I cannot wait for their night out.

Oh, me too. That's what I was like at the end of the episode. I was like, listen, these two want to ravage each other. These people are just boring drunks. Can we go out and see what happens? Maybe Tyler will have fun. The sea rats need to get off the boat for a while. I feel like it's been too long.

It's been too long, you know? Cause the last time they didn't go out, they stayed on the boat for Haley's birthday. Oh, that's right. So we're like three, four episodes past. They gotta let loose. Gotta let sea rats do what they were born to do. And what's that?

I've get blackout drunk and enter one another. Do what you're born to do. Get in the iTunes ratings and reviews. Leave five stars, kind words, and of course you're born to do much more than that. But if you wouldn't mind also going to patreon.com for ad free episodes and uncensored episodes. Join us on YouTube, subscribe to the channel. Watch the video there they're free I mean it's just a it's a lot of

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You've been watching it with your girlfriend. Oh, yeah, I've been watching it. Okay, I found, all right, all right, all right. No, I found the reviews that I want to read. Okay, this is from Christmas, Boo, Five Stars. The title is podcast, which is very accurate and very brief and simple. Yes. Love listening to this podcast is the review. Very, very simple. Love that one. This is one that we just can't see anymore guys. I mean, it's ridiculous. Stanky

Jankles said kind words, not racist. Stinky Jiggle. Yeah. Yeah. And then we have this one where this woman says that Pat is an agist and needs to describe, stop describing middle-aged women as old bags. That's it for us. We'll see you next week. I'm Dylan Sangerby, Pat Sangerby. Bye everybody. Kaelin Sangerby.

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