Another Below Deck Podcast - A Woof in Sheep's Clothing | S10 E8

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

Ruby, Pat and Dylan are back to break down love, conflict resolution, sheep, boobs, tears and more from Bravo's Summer House.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

Well, all right. So the theme of the party is going to be the elderly. I hated this. I loved it. I want to rip it up on a scooter so badly. I'm here. I watched this show to see hot bodies. I got my first real six string.

Oh, it out till my fingers bled. Was the summer of 16. Hi, hello, and welcome to the Patreon-exclusive recap of, dude, that looks like a fucking lobster. You're so sunburned. Does it hurt? Not at all. I'm used to it. Not at all.

All right, I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Great to be here. Ruby is calling in from Hudson Yards. Hi, Dylan. Hi, Pat. How are you? Doing great.

Good. I got my first, sorry, a little personal info. Tomorrow night is the beginning of guys movie night. I'm hosting here with some dad friends. Oh, wow. We're going to be watching the film Carnal Knowledge, starring Jack Nicholson, Candice Bergman and Margaret. And I want to say, who is Simon Garfunkel?

decided to act in 19th century. Why was I not invited to this? I'll get you in. I'll get you in. I'll get you in. It's hosted at your house. Small club right now. We're going to do cigars.

And I'm not a fan of bourbon, but that will be here. All right. I don't want an invite. Oh, no, no. You're going to want to come. No. I'm going to get you in. There's very important people here that you need to hang out with.

Do you think I would do well? Yeah, it's a networking event. Can I tell you, I went to a networking event over the weekend? I took an edible. I don't know why. I walked into a thing that I knew two people and I didn't know anybody else and I was alone. I saw the one person that I knew pretty well, talked to for about five minutes, then went inside and saw the person that I know kind of well, but not that well, had a really awkward exchange there. and then I looked around and I left.

I did the same thing. I worked for a company one time. I was there for maybe seven minutes and 30 seconds. A company paid for me to have a VIP ticket to go to a like seminar, meet and greet to go talk up people about the company. Yeah. I walked in. I checked in.

I got my badge. I stayed there for about 20 minutes and I walked out. Yeah. Yeah. And they asked me how it went. I said great. Yeah. Yeah.

Exactly. I texted both of them and I said I might have taken. edible marijuana on accident. But also like, I didn't feel welcome. So I left. I understand. You know what I'm talking about,

Ruby? So our mom hates this about me, Pat, but I won't go. I won't go to them. I've never been to one. I can't go to them. I won't walk in the door. I've never felt more sad

about the prospect of doing something than a networking event. I haven't. So good for you. Do you want some Jeter juice? No, thanks. I had a company send me to BeautyCon at the convention center one year. Me, a dude, BeautyCon to mix it up.

And I had all these tickets to take pictures with influencers. Yeah. Oh my God. Get in the comments. Let us know your networking event stories and if you like them and if they're good. Guys, tonight we have Summer House episode. Who knows? Who knows?

It's almost, I think it's coming to an end. You can see Amanda's ramping up. Yeah. So I don't think we need. We've done any housekeeping. Yeah, we've plugged enough. Yeah. Robs, what are your turkey sandwiches for the episode?

All right. I'm putting emotional sadness away because we know that they're both like doing okay. I thought this was a fun episode of TV to watch. This was very dumpster fiery. It also made me very sad. I'm not sure how Kyle recovers from this kind of like ever. um lindsay hubbard is a producer of reality tv yeah like i've i she just she can't help herself i was so oh no you're gonna be all up in your head about that huh oh i'm sorry i mean wow the wherewithal

to just find him in that kitchen and say hey i don't think i know you or maybe i i don't know yeah hey how about uh you're dating that girl right hey i think she fucked that guy in that room uh no Oh, I don't want you to be all up in your head about that or anything. Oh, man. Yeah, anyway. Well, what's for lunch? It's going to be a good party. Ribs?

You were saying, sorry. No, yeah. She's outside. 39 turkey sandwiches. Go ahead. I have so much to say. All right. Let me do a quick, quick hit.

These boys are gossipy little fox. The boys on this show, does this sound weird to you? Does this sound weird to you? Not at all. you sound great. Okay. West, Jesse,

KJ, Ben, love a little gossip. And quite frankly, it's unbecoming. It's very catty the behavior of some of these guys. Now,

I know that we're on reality TV and Carl has a great moment where he says, KJ, if you're dating somebody, you know, it's important to remember we don't have televisions.

So we have to fill the time. Now, Paige and Amanda and Sierra have opted in the past to go and just raw on their phones. But there's not that much to do. So we're going to have to talk about each other. And it's a little bit tricky. Sierra, some good moments, some really fucking annoying moments.

And Kyle, some really cogent moments. And also, what a colossal fuck up. I mean, it's just nuts. It was a fun episode. 14 turkey sandwiches. 14. 14. Well, even though I think Kyle and Amanda have been engaging in a fake TV marriage for a number of years,

I was reminded that they've been together for about 10 years. That's hard to fake. So there has been some love there, at least at some point. And then at some point, I believe it was fake. And they were doing it for the cameras and for the sake of, well, the money rolling in. But at some point, I think Amanda decided, Well, let's just keep this fucking thing going. I think there was like, in the beginning, it was about TV because he was on TV.

And she thought he was hot because he was on TV. And being with him meant she could be on TV. Then there was like a little bit of time where they were like, we actually really like each other. This is great. And then it was like, this is bad, but we're on TV. So it's been mostly TV. And you're right about that. And then maybe we'll make a TV baby.

And then she's like, I think this little drunken leprechaun is going to be drunk every night. And I don't want to procreate with. him. He has alcohol problems. And now, yes, he does. Yes, he does. I mean, only a person with alcohol problems would dump $4 million in a sinking company like Loverboy. I have to say, sorry, forgive me for this little tangent I'm about to go on. Who in their right name would co-sign their personal, their personal name on a loan for $4 million on a seltzer? A seltzer. what is what is original about lover boy this is what's really dangerous about the kind of gary vainer chuck instagram short motivational wisdom uh you know somebody like kyle if he's let's say

hung over in the morning uh crushing a bacon egg and cheese could see something that says like bet on yourself and then like really go way too far with that way too far okay um nine companies own 95 percent of the alcohol beverage space right they will crush you like a little cockroach that you, a drunken cockroach that you are. Or acquire you. You are not, or acquire you,

but why they can just buy lover girl and or make up lover girl and crush you. Yeah. There's nothing new about that company. I don't, for all I know there's like Buzzball. Why is Buzzball new? It's small. It's got all that alcohol content.

Buzzball's also been around for a very long time. Buzzball's been in the game for, 10 years probably. Proof of concept. You can take it to, I don't know, live concerts. It fits in your pocket. That's what I'm saying. Sometimes it's something stupid like that. It makes you

innovative. Right. But anyway, I digress. Yeah. I want to get on to West. West was interesting this episode because I hate him even more than I've ever hated him. Me too. He pretends to be a caring friend, but he is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Ruby, Ruby, and I know this is hard for you to hear, but, you know, there are certain things like, you don't, we don't understand the things that you understand from the female perspective. From the male perspective, I think that we can easily spot a wolf in sheep's clothing and West fits the fucking zone. Thank you, Dylan. Thank you for co-signing on this. You should not be attempting to care for some other dudes, no matter. All right. Short of Kyle throwing a. metal bar chair at her. You should not intervene.

That is for her girlfriends to do. You can check on her, say, hey, you okay? Then you leave. You don't tell her. You love her in her bedroom like he did. You do not, when she walks by, attempt to grab her and hug her. That is crossing the line as dude code. Yeah, I think.

By the way, he was on watch what happens live last night. Andy, by the way, great interviewing skills. Great interviewing skills. Andy asked him, uh, anything you know, a lot of people have been asking. anything between you and Amanda? You know, just friends, just friends hanging out,

friends, just friends. Oh, okay, moving on. Hey, Andy, Andy!

That was not convincing. How about asking a follow-up question? Friends, huh? Does friends involve kissing, making out?

Benefits of any kind. Benefits of any kind. Have you smooching-smooched? I'll tell you why. Because he's going to answer that fucking question, Andy, you wanted why?

You sign his mother fucking paycheck. Yeah. Okay. What the fuck?