Another Below Deck Podcast - Alcohol, Now | Below Deck Med S6 E8

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

Dyl, Nick and Pat are back to talk middle age blackouts, drinking and swimming, a classic combination. Sandy's leadership and how come it's so Hilton Conference Room B and even more Below Deck Med.  Video of this episode: https://youtu.be/24p5CmDgr0E Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2 and our coverage of Love is Blind https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork Merch: AnotherMerchStore.comThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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look at out i'm almost a hundred percent certain your wrong shy support is a big thing in Germany. What's that? It's like poop being involved with it. Shit. You know, Harry, Kari started in Sweden. Welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one mute my phone, real Nicholas Davis.

Oh, hey, matey. That producer the podcast over there behind my glasses. Hey everybody, how are you? I'm not good. I thought it was a bad episode. Don't want to get ahead of myself though. PSAs, what's wrong with you? Just making sure those are repressed,

those are recording and yeah. Check us out on YouTube and other podcast network. We'd really go there because that's where all our fun videos are. We get to see us, we get to see the studio. We got to Brian, our editor is fantastic. He's a phenom. I'm going to call him a co-producer I mean he's kind of like another part of the whole artistic endeavor that we're on here

yeah and Nick's only paying him six grand a month we we that not know don't call him a producer though because then he would demand that that would that would elicit more money he's an assistant editor no. No, he's, yes, he's an, just doing a great job. You're doing a great job. Just watch the video. Go to YouTube, any other PSA. Yes, I want to thank our audience.

Oh, he's got his finger on it. Just that rough start, guys. Just that he said, go to another podcast network YouTube. Also go to another below deck podcast YouTube. That's where you can see video of this episode and where those numbers are climbing. Really, yeah. Well, you know what, other numbers are climbing?

This podcast, you guys delivered us our greatest week and downloads for this particular podcast in our history. So, God, we're growing. Just when I think we've hit our plateau, right, another infusion of listeners. The podcast game is a tough game to roll. Baby, it's a tough game to roll, baby.

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Lots of good stuff. One last plug. Get into the show. What the show sucked. One last plug. We've been trying to grow a show where we don't talk about reality shows. And it's. Get into the show. What the show sucked. One last plug. We've been trying to grow a show where we don't talk about reality shows. And it's a podcast that's free. God damn it. Just search out another podcast show and start listening to us.

We do like 35 minutes. And it's just us giving and get jibbond and you got it. Yeah. Us talking about stuff. Jibberjabbery. Yeah, other than stupid shows. And that show, that podcast is growing too much. Yeah. If you want to hear us twice a week for free, get over there and do that. That show is so funny. There's a free one on another podcast network. We just released an episode that I'm actually

very, very proud of. I talked about my aunt Tina and Uncle Treby catching the Creek variant in Craig County, Virginia. And we talked about some characters in Nick Sumpton, Pat Sumpton. We also broke down what's going on with Goldberg and how terrible the movie whiplashes.

It's just a bad, fair, yeah. Goldberg, the goalie from Mighty Ducks, not Goldberg and Jewish wrestler. All right, so let's get into the show. Thoughts and knots, we've been talking, Nick hasn't. One of you go ahead with both of them things. Okay, I'm hearing some Iyer from Pat about the quality of this episode. And again, guys, I think there are gonna be

ebbs and flows pun in seasons like this when we have great episodes like we've had so far. This, there was good stuff here. We met these charter guests who were drunks and were graphic teas with slow guns. Oh, get another tea shirt. And I don't know, I thought it was decent. 72 knots.

My most popular rating. Pep. Well, I am going to disagree with Nick. He did have a good point. We do our ebbs and flows with this show. I mean, it is 16 episodes. It really should be whacked down to 10. There's no need for this.

Sure. That's many episodes in a season. This is the middle point. And this is where we've pretty much gotten as much drama as we can out of whatever is happening. Very boring episode, nothing happened except for Lexi being a terrible employee. But other than that, I mean, there really wasn't a lot of meat on the bone. I rate this the worst episode of the season. I'm going to give it 10 knots.

I have a peripheral panic going on right now because we have these new fucking mosquitoes that came over in that goddamn of, You know, that those crates from the fucking orient and these things, their bites are just ridiculous. It's buzzing around me right now. You brought these. I didn't bring them. I just said, crates from the orient. What are you talking about? Shipping containers.

They came over on. You think they came from there? Well, there have been, Sorry, that was too. I thought I could get them. That's why I was so grateful. Dylan, what are you talking about? Do you see any mosquitoes around Nick? I saw one by his head and recently I've been getting bit.

Not just here, recently I have been getting bit. And now I'm, now I'm blaming the container, so I see I am going to side with Dylan on this one, Pat. Sorry, I'm just hearing about this. But I just developed a whole, they had child sex slaves and dangerous mosquitoes in the shipping container, and it came over from the Orient, 12 pots.

This isn't for this episode, but I just developed a whole new conspiracy theory that to distribute the Wuhan virus, the Chinese have put it in mosquitoes and said to Marway, just developed that. That's out of the my brain, TFC. Yeah, Nick is going to be speaking at the Mike Lindell symposium next week.

All right, so I get a great night's rest after. Okay, so we've again 11 hours before the next charter and while David received really bad marks on his follow-up survey with Malia, he seems to be moving on quite easily. He's got his hand casually on Lexi's beautiful ass. Did you see that? That's the quick shot. That type of a pda. You're only comfortable with if you're not

attracted to the guy if you know he's gay. And I think David might be gay. I got a better gay to our than you do. I don't think he's gay. Him and Lloyd belong together. All right, so David has given up on Malia clearly as he's hammering barbecue lays in front of her. You know, well, that's the mark of defeat by the way. Yeah, 100%. When you, every guy, especially who thinks he's gonna get later, a shot,

you're going out to the bar with a great attitude and an empty stomach. You're not going to town on sliders in front of her. No, because you don't want your belly to be full while you're on top of Or making love to okay? I was gonna say you don't want to look like a pig but once it is decided you will be seeing no pussy It is this was his version of hitting that jack in the box in order everything the one two three or four It's the it's the old lion laying down

conceding to time Okay, so um it's astounding how intoxicated these sea rats get when they get some Arnold It's almost like they're sprinting away from something. It's crazy Z is munching on stinking meatloaf and running into walls and Courtney is puking on her own back like Emily fucking gross It's crazy. How drunk? This was a reminiscent of me at Pat's House one time. One time. Puked?

In your bedroom, I believe that was one time. I've been super fucked up here a number of times. Right. But puked one time. And it even brought me further back to college, not me that did the puking. But I came home to my college door, my bunk beds, and my roommate Hunter Fritz puked down the side of the wall when I was gone

for a week and I came back, got in my bed and took a nap and there was puke all over it and he threatened to kick his ass and told him to clean it and it better be clean when I come back and it was and me and Hunter actually started to get along with it all. You know it's interesting, I guess I'm very fortunate enough to have developed quite a tolerance to alcohol. So I'm pretty sure I'll never be vomiting again the next morning because my body won't allow it. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, the drink until you vomit is a very stupid activity that I think it should remain. Yeah, I think the last time I did that was when I was 20 or 21,

Marty Groud drink a fifth of tequila, woke up in a bathtub with puke all over myself. Yeah. I was young though. Yeah. Pat being sub a great point though. It's never going to happen to him because throwing up is your body thinking it's under attack. So it needs to expel it. Whereas pet's body is like, give me more.

It's sensational. Yeah. It's sensational. It's genetics that have been suppressed and repressed for thousands of years yeah, sensational. It's genetics that have been Suppressed and repressed for thousands of years your people Also my people kind of but my people are kind of a lurgic down call that also my people I actually that's not who I met when I first said that I am 1.2% Congolese. That's not a job. Everyone is. I know they're not. Everyone is.

They're usually 0.2. 0.3. I'd love to look at yours. There's no way you're 1.2%. But my people, meaning the, the, not the Congolese, the European Hodgepodge that I come from, I just know my family's a long line of drunks in our workers.

So Lloyd is once again emotional in the morning. He shared more about himself with these people in two weeks than some of his closest friends. And I was thinking, well, of course, you've found kidnship in these people. They're, you know, they're sea rats. Your friends are land well actually.

You're not. I mean, also you're going through a lot. He's very emotionally unstable right now. I would tell Lloyd, just cry, cry, cry. Get it all out. You know, so your bottom lip is paralyzed and that hideous drama face thing you do, just get it all out.

Thank go get laid too. Hey, some other things that we should mention, which is, before they went to bed, I know we're at the next morning, Z invited Courtney to his hometown, which is essentially the kind of way of gesturing, can we fuck now? Because now I promise you, I'll introduce you to my family and friends.

Women will normally fall for that. Well, we'll talk about that a little bit later on, but back to Lloyd, I've said a thousand times, I'll say it again. You know, Lloyd, being by is one of the sickest fucking things, you know, it's rad in the human spectrum of existence. I mean, especially for men, I mean, Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Harry Styles, Muhammad Ali. These are some of the coolest motherfuckers. Most of the actors in the 50s, 60s and 70s.

Oh, yeah, Lawrence Olivier, Marlon Brando, come on. Paul Newman. Oh my God. These are some of the coolest motherfuckers. Fever. Now Lloyd, you are definitely not that. Sure. Well, look, think about your chances when you're going to a bar.

You just automatically double them when you're ready to put your Yeah, exactly. Yeah, your math is off you have it's a hundred percent I pretty sure By understanding it level just so you know who isn't confused about sexuality that is Maverick and Chloe I want an alter ego to blame stuff on. That would be fun. Would it be easy? Yeah. Explain what you did when you were blacked out, black out drunk. Or just, or just, you know, just normally I didn't eat a bunch of fucking food over quarantine and get a bunch of fucking weight. That was di-lon. Wasn't me. I know this. I know this isn't supposed to be a symposium on my mic.

See it? You see that was cute? No, China did. This isn't supposed to be a symposium on my mic. See it? You see them as cute? No, China did. This is supposed to be a symposium on my college years. But I did it up. I have an alter ego. I was down cravings. And it's so disgusting. There's some guys from Milwaukee that would still see me call me. Hey, what up, crave?

They saw me to this day. Those are dark times. Those are great times. So Sandy catches up with the crew. Anything on that? She's got a lot of downtime tonight. All right, so Lexi and Katie are trying their best to get along with their common disdain for their careers.

And then we get to the pre-French-it-mitting. Tadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadad again shout out Brian our lead editor for I don't know if you guys saw the preference sheet meeting Animation that used all 25 seconds of the theme music on the way in and the way out. So good job Brian Yep, our primaries Jennifer and Patrick they are of course repeat charter guest That's really quickly was there a directive to use the entire Preference him music to Brian by you? Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

And the forum is our lead editor. And I told him, just freeze frame us and have preference sheet meeting up. And he like, Brian doesn't push back a lot. But he's like, this feels a little long and awkward. Are you sure you want all of the music? I was like, yes, I do. And then he went above and beyond and did all those animations. I'm so grateful for you, Brian. Yeah, all of the music. I was like, yes, I do. And then he went above and beyond and did all those animations.

Yeah. I'm so grateful for you, Brian. Yeah. All of us are. But Jennifer and Patrick, they have a course we're on season four. Of course. Who could forget? Jennifer, of course, the CEO of Posh Puppies Spa. Do we? Do we cover that season? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. You don't remember Posh puppy I'm sorry posh puppy both teak not posh puppy spa. Yeah, you don't I don't oh well, I'll I was probably the year that I was drunk Maybe a long year well these two are from Rockland, California a beautiful place and

These two are from Rockland, California. A beautiful place. And sorry, it's a preference for you. They're coming back because they had such a good time with Captain Sandy two years going season four of below the Dachmetic Drainian. This time, they're bringing with them their most free spirited, high energy friends. No one who was on the last charter with them made the cut.

They get a whole new group of drunks with them. Lindsay and Tanner, they live in Germany. Lindsay is a fitness professional, and Tanner is an entrepreneur, both extremely vague. The second couple joining them are their good friends, Brian, a CEO at a communications company, and a stay-at-home mom whose name was cut off on the preference sheet meeting.

The final pair are Diane, a real estate investor, and her daughter, whose name starts with S, but that was also cut off by the preferred sheet. She was hot. The daughter. Yep. And she knows that she's an NBA dancer. She's an NBA dancer.

That's right. Yep. She knows how to drink, too. Because she's an NBA dancer. Jennifer Patrick had planned a trip to October Fest in Germany this year. But for the first time since World War II, it was canceled. Did not have their annual giant October Fest celebration.

I, of course, am no stranger to October Fest celebrations. La Crosse, Wisconsin, my hometown of 50,000 people, currently has one of the top five October Fests in all of America. It's the biggest tourist weekend of the year. They tap a golden keg at the beginning of the top five October fest in all of America. It's the biggest tourist weekend of the year. They tap a golden keg at the beginning of the four days and people get pissed drunk. The best day, Saturday morning, the maple fest for aid. Good times at October fest.

How long has it been? It's been craving comes out. Are cravings. It used to be 10 days, so it would be two weekends. And killed a lot of people probably. Killed a lot of people probably killed a lot of people smiley face killer to just it was untenable for children downtown for two weeks they cut it they cut it down to four days which increased the reverly like the revelry

Did not subside it all got squashed in those four days. It's a pretty wild four days one day I dream that another podcast network goes there. It was a great time. I don't like that much beer. I don't talk about German cuisine. Do they have German hard-seltzers? They... It's feasy. Because of missing out on this giant festival in Germany, they want to transform

the boat into their own October fest celebration and on day two They would like to the crew to put together a beer game obstacle course And that's really all we got about them specifically what they want on the what they want on the boat But to give a little bit more insight into Jennifer and Patrick and how they're gonna react to the type of service they receive Why don't we dive into the type of service they give, specifically, Yelp Reviews from Jennifer's Posh Puppy Boate. Oh, that's right.

So when we checked in two years ago, it had 99 reviews and only three stars. That's not good. That's not great at all, especially for a place that's like an online shop. Like, how many Yelp Review reviews, who's reviewing that? Right, right. But they have improved, 37 reviews since then,

and they have improved to a three and a half stars. That's not good. And we know the struggle, once you get beaten down in those rating systems, like on Apple Podcast, it's a really hard climb to get any higher. So I respect a little bit of improvement, but I do want to read this help review from Deborah C from my home state of Wisconsin, Milwaukee specifically

Congratulations on your championship. Yeah, just saw you guys playing summer league Jordan, Nora looking really good Do not buy from this store unless you are into lousy customer service and snottie sales reps who yell at you Sure their items are cute, but that doesn't make up for the incredibly rude staff. I don't want to I don't expect a want to be Valley girl with attitude to yell at me when I am expressing my displeasure with an order that is late That was a one star review if you couldn't tell. I'm sure it would do in zero stars if you could So Jennifer can't run her own business. So she better be happy with any service she fucking gets. And that concludes the preference sheet.

Spoiler alert, she's not going to be happy with the service and who would be happy with the service. So let's get to Lexi, I think. But this is kind of outside the confines of the preference sheet meeting. I just wanted to discuss Matt's enthusiasm with me of October Fess. He's done it all. Well, the reason why Matt's enthusiasm is through the roof is because this kind of cooking is right up his alley. It's hot dogs and potatoes. And if you want to get fancy fried breaded beef.

German food is fucking delicious. I honestly I don't understand how they stay so thin. It's like a Stein of beer. Are you fucking kidding me? A Stein of beer? Maybe they don't want to eat their own fucking food either. That's why you answered your own question. Food is disgusting. So no one eats there. No, they devour it though. They devour the pretzels and the potatoes and the

the bratwurst. It's also heavy. They just fucking bubblegut all over the place in that country. But Matt also said he's war leader, hosin he's drank giant beers and he's thrown up in the street like a tourist. Do you know bucokey started there? That's how uh... That sounds strange. Depraved to me. No, no, no.

That's how depraved they are. Look it out. I'm almost 100% certain you're wrong. Shy support is a big thing in Germany. What's that? It's like poop being involved with it. You know, Harry, Kari started in Sweden. I'll look it up later. Okay, so that's Toyota.

Katie, Katie, that famous German company, Hyundai. You can't beat their engineering. So Katie sits Lexi and courts down and says like we've been doing the entire season you guys are going to switch and in a devil inside of me kind of way Lexi says this. I don't want Katie to like stir up me odd seconds do and get Courtney more seconds to do these just because she doesn't like me. Plus being the breakfast girl max difficult to work with like I am beyond his dog

Okay, so Lexi's calm down a little bit. We haven't seen her screaming at people call them scum But this is like a you know kind of a profound insight into the darkness that exists in her brain. Not only have you been doing this the entire season, Katie has hugged you multiple times. She's trying to have small talk with you. She's trying her best to make things as affable as possible. And because you go, you continue with the rotation, you now are convinced that she's trying to fuck you because she doesn't like you. Lexi is a disgusting human being.

Yes she is. I will say this with respect to Katie and her manager. Was that too much? Oh absolutely not. Lexi is a horrible person. Hey Lexi, how do you think you become a second stew unless occasionally you're rotated so the other person that's third stew can learn their job then?

Right, right, right. But that doesn't happen when she's on board. That she's off. Well, also, I want to give Katie props because she did point out the reason that she was going to allow Courtney to take the second stew job and interact with the guests more was because they're fucking filthy drunks. Right but they won't know that she's horrible. Exactly. Great point. Good job solid logic. Just stars of a line.

She doesn't know how to make any of the drinks. They're asking for, but they're taking it, because like you said, they're, they're, they're swine. Well, Tito's and T is a pretty easy cocky to pull off, but we'll get there. Lexi also, with all her shortcomings of being a stew, she has a tenuous grasp of fairy tales because she called herself Cinderella, but it was actually Rapunzel that lived in the high rise.

Well also, you're not Cinderella, you're more like those evil step sisters. You're not Cinderella. She's the hero in the story. She's the one that fucks with Cinderella. Yeah, exactly, you're the mean girl. So. And Rapunzel also had real hair.

Anita, meanwhile. Meanwhile. David jokes about getting rejected. Lloyd jokes about being gay. Provision's arrived, including the classically German ingredient lobster. Sandy compliments Zach and the crew arrives. Excuse me, the guests arrive to a heavy rock sting and inshirts that no adult

should ever wear. One quick note before the guests arrive. Yes, you mentioned Captain TimeShare does visit her second home to inspect the chopped carrots and cracker plate and apparently they meet her expectation. Sandy, will you get the fuck out of here, please? Yeah, I say she compliments Zach. She compliments Spass. Spass. The pigeon, Matt. Not Zach, bad hosting get the fuck out of here please? Yeah, I say she compliments Zach. She compliments Spaz.

Spaz. The pigeon. Matt. Not Zach. Bad hosting. The fuck out of here. So let's talk about these two shirts. And just like the character of these people.

The shirts say alcohol now. I think three to four of the men are wearing them. One, are you, what do you like, 45? Two, there is no gratitude in the copy on the shirt. It's very demanding. It's very rude, alcohol now. Three, why are you so proud of the kind of alcoholism that you should be aged out of 20 years ago.

Work hard, play harder, Dale. Fuck yeah. Well, Dale, I want to tell you though, nothing, they literally are wearing their personas on their share. Sure. I once, when I was in charge of my first kegger party, freshman year, I wore a shirt because memory, I don't know if you guys, the door was always five bucks and it was all drink all you can. beer king no my shirt said fuck you pay me because everyone was trying to weasel out on paying

The door guy here such a douche bed and I'll tell you there's a picture of it. I'll post it. Oh my god Yes, it got me paid dude. Yeah, I paid for that a Cagorator in the first 15 first 15 minutes. We got three more We'll use send me that picture tonight so it can be included in the video? Sure. All right, so moving on. No, when I would, in a horrible instance of mixed messages,

my grandma, who's always devastated the plethora of times I got caught underage drinking. When I was 19, she got me a Corona beer shirt that said, save water, drink beer. And I would wear that sometimes and feel pretty silly about it. Okay, so Malia is tasked with threading the needle of the poorly named dolphins.

We've talked about it before. Why are they named that? How come they're named that though? Yeah, they have to navigate through two dolphins, not two concrete poles in the water that should be called pizzas to alleviate confusion. Lots of dumb people in this industry top down. Come hot dogs, come anything else. So do it. So tragic of Malia, Brandon and those two pizzas. It sounds better. So the hot captain is being groomed. We will see Sandy phased out maybe two years. So one of my hottest days. The booze, fiends are already hitting

the bottom of their glasses. When you consume tea doesn't tea at, you know, at the rate of Joey Chess that and hot dogs, the staff's gonna have a tough time keeping up. The primary follows his wife down the stairs like fucking golem, hunched over and thirsty. Katie's like, I was just bringing up the drinks. He says, I know I could hear them. My precious. I get boozing on vacation, but dude, you have a fucking disease. It's a serious, serious thing. So lunch

zucchini fries Alongside the show-stopping repeat of tomatoes and cheese We've got two flat breads and John Dory with a lemon burblanc the burblanc was thin and white but All joking inside. I thought that this looked like a lovely lunch. Boy's feeding pigs though, Della. I know, but this is one of his best lunches. Credit where credits do, I give it 74 pots.

The guests hop on the jet skis and because of all the T-dos and T, they do not stay 300 meters away from shore and in any use suspects type twist. The big moment that was teased last week amounts to a warning from the Croatian police. And very polite warning, I'm gonna say. This one had me on the edge of my seat because I thought these police were gonna come on board shut production down.

Right. And I didn't even know if we'd have a blow deck to cover. But sure enough, nothing happened. Nothing happened. They also did this really stupid fucking thing where Lexi set off the alarm. And what is the point of this? Is it to confuse people that Croatian people can send

a siren to the boat? They're like, what? K.O. Too cute by half. K.O. Regardless, gentlemen, it was very important for this show that takes 100% of its time on the sea and did you know that based on a report by USCG

6 to 700 jet ski accents are reported each year resulting in 40 deaths. Yeah, although this tendency has been declining over the past decade since they've Noted that you can get a DUI on a jet ski. Yeah. Yeah. Did you know that guy? Mr. Wonderful on Kevin O'Leary Kevin O'Leary him and his DUI on a jet ski. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know that guy, Mr. Wonderful on... Kevin O'Leary? Kevin O'Leary, him and his wife were on a fucking... Yad, his wife was driving the boat, she fucking killed someone on a jet ski. Did she really? Yeah, they're in big litigation right now.

Regular old fucking Caitlyn Jenner, huh? You got it, baby. She's a murderer. Okay, so Kate asks Lexi to slice up some oranges to try and stave off the... Kate asks Lexi to slice up some oranges to try and stave off the gallons and gallons of vodka that the crew has consumed that the guests have consumed. However, a futile that may be Lexi is tasked with it and she doesn't like that one bit. She says that she's the Cinderella of the charter and like we said

You're one of the mean girls just peel the fruit of it. Here's the shut the fuck. Odd thing, Lexi is kind of an anti-social person by nature. She's reeks of only child. If I'm in her shoes, I fucking prefer being down in that laundry room. I put my headset in, I'd sneak a little pino and like a cop. I do laundry all the time. Policate chest in. Oh yeah. Queen of the sea. I have-Chastain, Queen of the Sea.

I have a good old time. Friend of the show. Girls, I'm sorry, I Kate listens, you know. I don't know if I should say that. I don't think, I think she was nipping booze the whole time. They all are. I mean, K-Chastain works smart, not harder. Work smart, not harder.

Whatever the saying is. Have fun, get drunk at work, that's the saying. I have an alcohol problem. What's that mean? I can't work on one of these saying. I have an alcohol problem. What's that mean? I can't work on one of these votes. I need to polish off two bottles of wine at night to be able to sleep, right? It would literally put people in danger

if he's working with a shaky hit. Sure. Exactly. But, because one of his jobs is surgeon. He can't have the yips or the scalp on his hands. Like Jack's dad in lost Great so Sandy is once again checking on her crew Katie tells her that Lexi

Has been quiet lately and this is where we get to the portion of the episode. That's just Snoring that was good at one point spaz says that the guests um, I don't know what when this was But he goes when guests come aboard They immediately come up to me and they say you're why we came Crazy yeah, you idiot. There's nothing else to do on a boat Fucking eat yeah, but also they don't do that. That too. Some baby barnacle in the Facebook group,

gotta start writing these people's name down, but pointed out that we should be calling that, Chef Spaz is great. Share Bears, hilarious too. What's Share Bear? He wants to be a share bear, because he wants three sums. Oh, that's right.

To fuck a lot of people. I liked it, but I think Chef Spaz has been solidified but good try out there on named baby particle uh... so let's get to dinner before we do two things one I think I'm gonna lose this bet that we've got uh... z and quartz I believe will make sweet sweet love on another and it would could be problematic because I think the only way it happens is uh... court needs going to be in a severely intoxicated state there could be criminal charge as well yeah we're gonna be in a severely intoxicated state. There could be criminal charges. Yeah, we're going to get in a tough place.

And it's not a good look for Z. He has to be, hopefully, Courtney takes advantage of him. That's hopefully that happens. Yeah, I thought he was Gary Coleman, but maybe he's Bill Codd. Yeah, exactly. In this episode, they fornicate and possibly create a baby C rat. Yeah. They wake up the next morning She does the same shit. She's done two times a row

Which turns him because what tonight do you last night? Yeah, all right, so number two tough going into this Treat but we got to talk about a little magic mine Guys do not drink bang do not drink red bull do not bring what? Bring bad energy into your day with you know bang and red bull drink magic mind Go to magic mind.co and you're in promo code below deck. I turned my phone off Jesus do not disturb is on but I think because my phone is a Illuminated right now all the texts are coming through. It's so frustrating. Sorry Don't get distracted like me drink magic mind in the morning. It's got matcha

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publications will keep you up at night. I remember, I mean to keep the theme going when I was in college and for a local came out, we do four local hands. I have two of those in a night, and I thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest. But if you have one of these early in the morning, you'll be consistent throughout the day and be able to party like a rock star

without thinking you're gonna have a heart attack. Your college stories, I'm, do you have any more? Cause I'm just, I'm so grossed out by them at this point. It's just so disgusting. I sometimes want to dive into them on APS, but they're not really, there's no arc to them. I blacked out and then that was the night.

But just kidding, they're shenanigans that happen. I just need to talk to people and get some specifics. Right. Right. Hey, one last note today, I came home, I was exhausted. I sometimes I'm not watching the kid, she's 17 months old now. She's running around, she'll put anything in her mouth.

She fucking drained my magic mind. The wife comes home. The kid sounds like she's 17 months old now. She's running around, she'll put anything her mouth. She fucking drain my magic mind. The wife comes home. The kid sounds like she's speaking gibberish, but I listen closer. It's fucking fluent French. Do I say she's speaking fluent French? I got a baby genius on my hands. Yeah, and why do you have a baby genius?

Because we had magic mind in the house. Exactly, go to magicmind.com and turn promo code below that could 25% off their biggest discount Ever and give it to your children dinner infants even call a fire soup with basil oil and a Parmesan crisp the Stish demonstrates thought Technique and it's an appropriately light start to a meal. I thought it smelled of olive garden all over it I thought it smelled of Olive Garden all over it. That seems like something that all- All-Ainr you in right now.

Huh? I thought you're in my lane right now. I always am. I thought you're in my lane. That description of that soup sounded like something Olive Garden would brag about, an offer in those TV ads. While the interior or- All you can eat breadsticks with spinach and crusted parmesan soup and they

get all the fucking gross normies that pile into that place. That put your fucking blinker on and get the fuck out of my lane. While the interior are redoing Lexi's work the drunks pour their own wine out of the decanter and get ready for the second course Which is the chew-kissed horse shit? ever It's for the type of palette that come aboard these vessels that is surf and turf with roasted veggies and a fucking Jew Can we do something fucking else? Please God. What are you fucking wedding?

40 pots for dinner and you know the soup had me here and then we just absolutely kills it was soup and surf and turf he did fine oh well sorry my notes are all about the place almost a bad tonight but we get a uh matte fucking killed it from from the guests this is the second week in a row well they're drunk again soup and surf and turf he He did fine. I don't know about killing it. To be fair, the guests also prompted him up to speak to him, to praise him,

to pull an audible on dinner. Yes. When else are they gonna find Chef Spaz? But right now. So he pulls Chef Spaz aside and says, this is the best food I've ever had in my life. And that is because he's fucking shit-faced. He says, German flair for the day time tomorrow and a regular dinner for night time.

That's a bad idea. I'm sure he's probably gonna change it in the morning because you're just gonna hammer signs of beer and weener stencil and pretzels in the middle of the day and then get ready for dinner. Just, you're talking about it. You have to come to La Crosse, October fest, Dylan. That's exactly what you do. I'm just so not into it. It will ruin dinner. It'll ruin dinner. You ruin dinner. The wife doesn't allow me to go to Laurel Tavern for happy hour anymore,

because our thing on Friday nights is we always order out and we pick out. And it's just been blowing that up because I've been killing an entire chakootary plate. Yeah. Right before a rise and cheese pissed. Like, you're not gonna have dinner tonight. I'm like, yes, I will.

Let me eat my cheese and my fucking... Right, my salumi. Yeah, yeah. Please, leave me alone. And then dinner time comes around, I'm like, I'll pick something up for you. Why can't she just also eat there? And then you guys just drink?

I told you my wife is an insane person. With food, yeah. That one, I listened to that one back. It scared me about you. It should, it should. It should. Let's get to the next morning. Next one, Lexi is wondering whether or not

she's going to get the bad side or the good side of Matt. How about you take your fucking medication? Let's hope Mrs. Hyde doesn't come out of you, okay? Jesus Christ. Lloyd gets to drive the boat out of the marina. I can say he has that in her contract. Hey whenever I'm you know acting as a mentor for all the coming sea rats can I want I need at least that put in the show please put that in the show. You want to come upstairs, put your hand on the wheel.

And there also, of course, building the narrative arc. So Malia can be the captain on below deck down under or below deck Iceland. So Lexi delivers cappuccinos and not the tea that was asked for 30 minutes ago. And there are no plates. And there is no cutlery. And there are no plates and there is no cutlery. And there are no mimosas. And Chiefs Ducaiti looks like a fucking dumbass.

But Lexi got some beautiful shots of the sun rise. Sunrise. Sunrise. Yeah, the sun rise. It was a stunning reminder of how small we are. And how insignificant your job Okay, so Sandy no, I know no, I know You know we're watching the hundred foot wave documentary the other night you guys seeing that you I've seen the trailer I don't know if I'm gonna jump in it's I hate surfers. It's to yeah Yeah, they're stupid.

Yeah, they're culture of altars. But, you know, these hundred foot waves in Nazare Portugal really do remind you that we're on a planet, you know? I mean, these things are just, it's unbelievable how big they are. I'm wondering if it might have been an excerpt from this, but I saw a shot the other day of the top of wave mixing with the clouds.

And it like, it changed, it was incredible. Oh, yeah, it was cool. Well, you know, the fascinating thing about Nazare is that there's no real channel that things break into every time, you know, and Hawaii a big wave zones People can just hang out on the side take pictures smoke weed shit like that, you know surfers shit Mm-hmm, but here they break all over the place I mean, it's like daggers of 60 70 foot waves everywhere

So you can't really like post up and watch things. It's just a terrifying place and these morons jump right in the water Anyways, what am I doing? We have to talk about below deck. Sandy with a little downtime on her hands. It realizes that the fun factor is slipping. I don't care. She sees someone, a warthog of a human being, not make it all the way down the slide,

so she immediately runs up and approaches David and says, I don't care how much of a battle this is. You've got to make sure the fun factor doesn't slip to which he replies. Why are you using the word battle? Fucking William Wallace, what's going on here? We're talking about a fucking slide. This was the flaky. I have a theory.. This was the flakey. I have a theory

She was losing her shit out of the title. She was obviously Matt must have chef spas like accidentally locked the door to the galley So she had nowhere else to go to waste someone else's time right the fuck out of here You're an insane person. So Katie confronts like No, hold on. I want to say this. I know. Yeah. Yeah, Sandy Three charters ago you allowed people that fold towels. Circle K's new free Inner Circle membership program is all about making it easy to reward you with the things you'll love.

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She probably listened to an episode because she's a narcissist. I hope so. Listen, we don't hate Captain Sandy. No, we don't know Captain Sandy. It's just a fun bit. So if you are listening, we'd love to have you on the show. So Katie confronts Lexi and the beer Olympics begin with Sandy documenting the entire thing on her phone. You guys ever participated in a beer Olympics? Another big Midwest thing. I've participated in backyard barbecue rally races, stuff like that.

You know, you got to eat the hot dog on the floor with your hands that behind your back. Dare I say, forgive me, I'm not a, you know, a nun. Let me take my nun hat off, but, uh, this seemed a little dangerous within toxicated people. Sure. The element of water. Yeah, classic safe, safe pairing. Oh, yeah, none of these people should have been allowed on those jet skis ever.

Right. The way they were like, bragging about drinking or doing any of the other dangerous activities that this Super fun looking obstacle course entailed Did you guys want to do as much as I did I've always loved obstacle courses since I was child and once you could start incorporating Drinking into them. This is my kind of day. I'd rather sit down with a glass of champagne to look at Lexi's ass if I great if I were them, I would have told them to run that shit back

because this looked like so much fun. Also, I'm very competitive. So if, you know, we lost because someone on my team was like, fucking shooting the shit when she was supposed to be running downstairs, I would have been furious. I would have said this isn't fair, we have to do this again. Or some idiot with horrible flip cup technique.

And you're like, come on! That's me, I'm so bad at flip cup. Luckily, we're adults. I'm kidding, it's still fun every once in a while. So I was also very pissed off at them calling it Edward 40 hands when there wasn't a 40 inside. No, there's one can. It was a tall boy at best. So we've got another issue with Lexi, the cleaning supplies

are left right by the bed of one of the guests and there are no towels, Sandy once again with plenty of time on her hands. Jatsworth Katie about what's going on with Lexi and in a Hilton conference room, B kind of way says you can't give up on people. You have to lead them and then begins to kind of blame Katie for this. Come on Katie, you can do this. Hey, why don't we apply this to your fucking job, Captain Time Share, you're driving the boat and someone else drives the boat and they're steering it into the fucking, into the side of a fucking

building. Right. If someone comes to you, are you going to say, what's going on? Right. No, they're fucking with you and of a fucking building. Right. If someone comes to you, are you gonna say, what's going on? What's going on? All right. No, they're fucking with you and they're fucking with everybody else and it's ruining the charter. And it's not their fault and fire them.

Put down all those guru books that you're fucking reading and start doing your job and being a manager. You sound like an imbecile. All right, that's it for us. We'll be back next week. Remember iTunes Reddings and in reviews. Patreon. At patreon.com slash another podcast network.

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