Kill James Bond! - Alissa Walks the Plank | Below Deck S10 E13

Episode Date: February 22, 2023

Dylan and Pat are back to break down just turkey clubs, gold leaf, how there's only one beach here and it has needles everywhere, corrupt judges, Alissa getting fired and even more from Bravo's Below Deck.OUR NEW SHOW BAD TV IS LIVE AND WE'RE COVERING LOVE AFTER LOCKUP! - Subscribe right here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-t-v/id1193077828The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Check out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.com

She departs the boat and Frasier in a Gosling McAdams kind of way runs out to her and bids her adieu. And she gets very, very teary eyed. And here is where we can see the, I don't know, the story of someone who hasn't been loved enough, I don't think the, the story of someone who hasn't been loved enough. I don't think because Alyssa, yeah, this means the world to her. And I think Frazier hates her. Yeah.

You know, he almost got him fired. Right. And he said his head smelled like a dead codfish. She didn't say that. And she didn't specify the kind of fish that she didn't say his head smelled like. Right. his head smelled like right welcome aboard what another brand spanking new episode. Well, it's just very complicated.

We got a new video set up tonight. I mean, do we introduce the, what do we call him, the producer of the show now? Has he earned that title yet? I don't think so. Videographer. We should kind of temper. Because who knows? I mean, he could fuck this whole thing up.

You never know. Right. But anyways, we are back for another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck Podcast. My name is Dylan Ren. I'm saddled up next to one Patrick Hickey. Permission to come aboard. Granted.

What's up? Hey, I do want to say this. You know, Dylan, you just mentioned there's someone in the room. People might not understand what the hell we're talking about. We're trying to get the video to you. So if you guys only listen to us and you want to see what we look like, you can go over to YouTube right now and you can check out another Below Deck podcast on YouTube and watch the whole episode. It's ridiculous because there's like a hundred thousand times more people listening than

watching. So you should just, you know, listen, however you get it, get it. Join us on Patreon. If you're not a cheapo, if you have $5 to spend, spend the $5. Don't be a cheapo. Ad-free episodes, tons of fun stuff like that. The iTunes ratings and reviews of late have been absolutely magnificent. And next week, we're going to read like five of them, but we're going a little late. I was a little late tonight, so we're going to do it next week. We'll read your reviews. We love you guys very, very much. Keep up the good work. Five stars, kind words, nothing about racism. Pat, how are you? Doing wonderful. And just one last note on that. We're 23 reviews out from 1,500

reviews on that podcast. So get in there this week and just wrap it up for us. Will you please? What is that about? About people, it's like, if it's 23, then they feel like they can help. Exactly. Strange psychology, but we're grateful either way. You know what I'm grateful for? What?

Alyssa's gone. Oh. And now we don't have to squabble with our Facebook group about defending one, not defending the other. We have a fan named Nikki who I just cannot stand. I mean this with all due respect. I find you incredibly annoying. I don't know why you're in any of our Facebook groups.

I want you to leave. How about the insane person on our Instagram? We'll just post a video and then there's, I don't know where she finds the time. There's like four posts on there that are like eight paragraphs manic tomes don't start a podcast all right don't ever do it so we have a lot to get into tonight as i said alissa is gone this evening and captain snap is snapping all over the place we've also got squishy Squishy or LaQuish. I can't... It's not a microaggression. I don't have my notes

in front of me, okay? Calm the fuck down. Patrick, how many pots do you give it? Alright, this was an amazing episode. I do want to ding post-production just a little bit because, you know, last week, Captain Sandy called Alyssa up to the bridge. I assumed she was going to give her the axe, but I didn't know. You were holding out

hope maybe Alyssa couldk her to death or mk her way out of uh getting fired oh thanks babe thank you well thank you uh i thought she might be able to wheeze her way out of that and uh i turn on the episode to watch it you know i gotta watch the show to talk about it you know in the how's that work yeah the episode description was uh another one bites the dust well that's the title the title yeah i'm thinking either a big fan of queen whoever wrote that right or someone's getting the axe so uh you minus uh four pots for that one apropos of nothing i'd just like to name the episode tonight after my favorite band nobody gets fired

we can't call it that yeah but i love queen exactly okay go ahead okay okay okay so the other note here i just want this for all the sea rats sea rats there's been a dozen instances this season where those walls are apparently made out of paper in that goddamn boat okay you gotta watch where you talk it was really fun the end of the episode when uh hayley and i think uh tyler were in the guest cabin talking a little smack they got caught you know they might get fired here's what how you gotta think well also definitely not right right right all right uh sea rats this is just for you specifically okay think like you're in the film the quiet place and one of those gigantic cockroaches is gonna uh rip your fucking head off if you talk too much or coda exactly so uh or coda decent episode really fun watching the hit job on lakish boy they can't stand her yeah yeah hey lakish just a note to you also you know i like

to talk to the fans directly uh lakish uh i understand first off order turkey sandwiches at four in the morning you totally totally, you get whatever you want. You still got to be polite. You're not a queen the first and they're not your subjects. Okay. Well, we'll get into Lakeesh. 40 knots. I thought this episode was actually quite a bit of fun.

I don't like to see anybody lose their income. It's a very stressful thing. But the life of a sea rat is already stressful, so it's kind of a drop in the bucket. This ragtag team of... What's the word? When you're grabbing onto the past with every single fiber in your hand?

Is there an expression for that? I love these people. I thought they were so much fun. There was a ton of fun stuff going on tonight. Rachel is in full Shutter Island mode, which is a lot of fun, too. We had a bizarre Camille. We're going to need you to fly to Los Angeles for another pickup. Great episode of Below Deck. 92 pots, dare I say. are uh camille we're we're gonna need you to fly to los angeles for another pickup uh great episode

of below deck 92 pots dare i say wow dare i say 92 pots so let's get into it uh we begin with firing of alissa the problem child alissa she reacts really the only way that she possibly could thank you oh my god so funny that's it's not funny you're you're terminated yeah yeah yeah you're not gonna make any more money you're not gonna make any more money and and contrary to popular belief or or conventional talkings about this show you don't make that much money so you do need need this job. So it's actually not that funny. Yeah. Ross says that it's awkward because of the history that he has with Alyssa. Ross, you listen, we're going to lay off Ross for different reasons, but it's not about

you and don't use the word history with you and Alyssa. It's not applicable. What you and Alyssa have It's not applicable. What you and Alyssa have is meaningless. It is nothing. So this is not awkward because you guys smoked cigs and rubbed each other one night. But there's been a lot of chatter online about the straw that broke the camel's back being the thank you sandy i mean captain sandy now i think you and i can be monolithic about this no one should ever be fired for this now captain snap had a tyrannical meltdown absolutely she felt disrespected which is interesting because captain sandy had so much patience

and wanted to give Alyssa a lot of rope when she was just disrespecting and being condescending to everybody else on the boat. Such a good point. Until it hit Captain Snap, and then that was the last goddamn straw. Well, slight disagreement because it hits Captain Snap in the face quite a few times.

I mean, the thing that was so crazy to me, and like this is the delusion of toxic people where Alyssa has this goldfish kind of amnesia about everything she's done in the past. She's like, I got fired for nothing. It's so cute, baby. It's so funny, right? And it's like they sounded like Sammy Davis Jris jr there all right babe next up candy

man yeah it's weird he's gonna be he's gonna be laughing it's gonna oh okay that's caitlin it's gonna be weird that he's laughing yeah it's good it's like an audience you know all right i don't know how i feel about it i don't want it to laugh that's okay all right I don't know how I feel about it. I don't want it to laugh. It's okay. All right. Fuck.

It really threw me off. So there is a moment very, very early on in the season when, dare I say, Captain Sandy or Captain Most Improved was on the boat. This is before she had deteriorated into Captain Snap. She was speaking to Alyssa about Camille and said i need you to you know communicate and the sass back was so fucking crazy oh yeah i didn't recall it because we watched too many shows and we cannot be mentally well if we remember everything that we ingest so when i saw her go oh yeah no i have talked to her and actually it's good that you talked to her because you haven't talked to me and the whole sun tanning conversation there is not a shred of doubt in my mind that alissa should be terminated i don't want to quote apocalypse

now and say with extreme prejudice because the show has a little bit of an issue with black people, but terminated with extreme severity over her shit attitude, but definitely not over the Sandy, Captain Sandy line. It's cumulative. It's cumulative. Yeah, yeah. But this is where not having an HR department, because old Patty was late for work one time at that North American insurance job.

It was like the third time they caught me running in 10 minutes late, you know, because we had those little punch cards. And Barbara, my supervisor said, you know, I love you, honey, but you got to come in. And they made me sign this document. It was my first strike. And if you got three, you got fired. So they didn't really, they don't have records like that on these goddamn boats. You know, I got a demerit because one of my first job, I think my first job ever was cold calling old people to remind them that they had appointments coming up or they were going to die yeah and i would say have a good one and the woman that ran the thing was a texan and to her that was disgusting and she told me that you can't say have a good one and i kept falling into that that kind of pattern and so she wrote me up she said i can't i can't have you say that one more time and then i believe that i did not quit i just stopped going in so anyways fuck you old

lady yeah you fuck you fuck you have a good one it's a fine thing to say to people i agree we're cold calling people about their fucking appointments this is not you know anyways hey, you know, I did take issue with Sandy with the whole having to have Ross escort Alyssa around. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's not like she got caught stealing a box of pencils out of the office, you know, the storage unit. Right.

Because that would warrant someone doing that. Yeah, you're stealing stuff. Why do you got to follow her? What an insane thing that you just said. She called you by your first name, you witch. She didn't fucking steal a ream of paper right i thought you were going to say violently harmed somebody but the crime that you laid out as a hypothetical for escorting someone that was stealing writing utensils pencils yeah so captain snap gathers the rest of the team and speaks on how their steps will be lighter

now that Alyssa is gone. And I am at my wits end with the Tony Robbins-isms and this bullshit. Now, Frazier does say later that he does feel lighter, but I feel as though that's a little bit of Stockholm syndrome and a little bit of intimidation of this very mean lesbian. Yeah, I agree with you. Also, Sandy, come on on you got to watch your tone and your choice of words here okay patty and dylan have gotten a little trouble with this in the episode you uh you said that uh frazier's head smells like a dead catfish and alyssa is basically a virus that infected the team yeah yeah i mean her attitude's the next worst thing next to herpes, but she's not infected. You know, I went to Las Vegas this weekend, and it was very dry.

And also, we'll talk about it on another podcast show. Listen to that on patreon.com. Inflation has hit Las Vegas. I mean, the minimums are just insane. Oh, don't go there. The strippers cost exorbitant amounts of money now, and the minimums are all $50. I mean, it's just nuts. The wife asked me last week, hey, I love Vegas.

When are we going back? I said, never. Dude, but it's also such a dry and inclement climate, so I needed a bit of chapstick, and I didn't have one because I couldn't go to the convenience store and pay $17 for a thing of Blistex. So I asked somebody if they had it and i and they were a stranger i hadn't seen them in 15 years and i said have you ever gotten a cold sore and they said yeah everybody's gotten a cold sore and i said not me i can't use your chapstick

so uh he was a little offended by that anyways i don't know why i brought that up moving on um she departs the boat and fraser in a gosling mcadams kind of way runs out to her and bids her adieu and she gets very very teary-eyed and here is where we can see the i i don't know the the story of someone who hasn't been loved enough. I don't think because Alyssa, yeah, this means the world to her. And I think Frazier hates her. Yeah,

you know, he almost got him fired. Right. And he said his head smelled like a dead codfish. She didn't say that. And she didn't specify the kind of fish that she didn't say his head smelled like. Right.

So anyways, what's next rach is told and frage has a little meeting with his team um i'm a little lost on where we are well i will say this you must hear how alissa her final uh how she uh internalized the firing she said i was the only one to stand up to Sandy's bullshit. Right. I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's terrifying. I've been defending you quite a bit, Alyssa, that you're young, and that's why you're behaving this way. Please do not take this into your mid-20s.

Yeah. Learn from this. Yeah, no, it's disgusting. Behavior, it's monstrous behavior. She was fired for very good reason. Goodbye. And I love how the lessons have taken root too because she said that yachting is for people that want drama. I just want to work. You're a monster currently. Yeah.

Maybe you'll improve. Likely not, but you are a demon. And also, hey, Alyssa, if you're listening to the podcast, we'd love to have you on again. We would love to have you on because we will not sit idly by while you kind of volley bullshit at us. And we have a PR rep on where we can't really be that pressing. But now we've seen your crimes. Sorry, Patrick, you can't ask that question.

Oh, I'm sorry. I can't ask that. Okay. Hey, all right. So Sandy talks to Frazier. This was an interesting conversation because Sandy says, Frazier, I'm really happy for this opportunity for a reset,

and I really admire that you're a pussy. She actually said that because he doesn't talk back when he absolutely should, and it's appropriate. So we reach back out to Camille. It looks like Ben and Camille are heading to the DR, but Ben needs to keep Camille abreast of the execution of her most fierce enemy.

And she's thrilled about it, but it was nice to see that they're going to be vacationing to the Dominican Republic, wherein there are pockets where Occidentals and Indigenous Australians alike are allowed to go. Most of the country you cannot go because you will experience serious harm.

But within the walls of the all-inclusive resort, they are going to spend some time making out and filming an iPhone 13 kind of music video for Millie Elissett's next hit. I think it's going to be a really fun vacation. Yeah, she's been pretty busy on that Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Millie Elissett's got talent.

She's got bars. She's got flame. Yeah, yeah. She's also got a hashtag. Hashtag justice for Camille. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'd say slow your roll there. You were both horrible. You were both horrible.

You were both awful. Jesus fucking Christ. So we get to a little pre-crew meeting, or pre-charter meeting, which includes Sandy saying, let's do our jobs. And that's quite literally it. That's quite literally all she says.

Well, she also says, firing people's just part of the business. It doesn't have to be Captain Snap. Right. I mean, one she also says, you know, firing people's, you know, just part of the business. Doesn't have to be Captain Snap. Right. I mean, one of your peers, Captain Glenn, I think he's fired one guy in three seasons. Yeah. I think that was Parker. He fired Parker.

And Parker deserved it. Well, Parker kind of said, I'm out of here. Yeah. Captain Glenn. Captain Glenn is, you know, he is our favorite captain because he does find a way to modulate his emotions. He understands that there are unconscious elements that are in control, and he satiates them by slaughtering whores. And listen, we don't want anybody to do that,

but it is seem to be working for his style of leadership. I mean, if you're a guest on the boat, what do you care? It's five-star service. Exactly. It's five stars. So let's get to the charter. right five star service exactly it's five stars so let's get to the charter it is often foolish to prejudge people uh you never know what's going on with somebody you know somebody cuts you off you assume they're an asshole but you know you never know right um people often

surprise you with that being said when these these charter guests walked onto the boat, I hate them. I hate them. I hate these people. Now, that turned out to be incorrect because really the only person I hated was LaQuiche. And I didn't really even hate LaQuiche. I just thought she was an annoying gnome of a human being, but the rest of them were quite nice john was very forward with sexuality but that's the thing with these fabulous gays i mean they just to sexually assault you all the time and that's you know that's kind of fun i don't get it but yeah yeah yeah if the rules were reversed and everyone's like hey fraser who you gonna fuck right right jesus fucking christ you can call me whatever you want or i'll call you whatever you just call me by my name, John. I mean, my God.

So anyways, was that too? Was that? I don't know. Ask the producer. I mean, the videographer. No, no, it's fine. Listen, we love all types of people. Every category of human being splits into 80, 10, 10.

10% are horrible. 10% are very good. 80% depends on the day. There you go. And that's with everybody. You know, certain gay people are very forthright with their sexual desires, but certain bros are very forthright with their sexual desires.

I find it to be very overwhelming in both cases exactly um so sandy says um as they're walking onto the boat that's confidence right sandy have a little bit more contempt for annoying people who cares that they're paying you okay they're not even on the boat yet stop kissing ass so like i said rachel is in full shutterutter Island mode again. She is not speaking to anybody, which is an edict that always lasts about two to three minutes after she's delivered it. She does this thing where she's like, don't talk to me. And then she goes around.

She's like, I've been in the cooler. What's going on? Yeah, so naughty. I think she rubbed her vag curtains on that turkey sandwich too. Yeah, yeah nutty. I think she rubbed her vag curtains on that turkey sandwich, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm excited to get to that point because it really was very confusing what she said. Yeah, I guess my next note is the fabulous have no compunctions about telling strangers that they're going to put them on a plate.

But anyways, let's move on. Haley is a little spooked about working the bar because she knows how to drink, not make drinks. Haley is a little spooked about working the bar because she knows how to drink, not make drinks. The pressure is going to be put on the interior because however massive a bitch Alyssa was, she was very good at her job. Great drink maker. Very great drink maker. Lunch is going to be salmon and or oven roasted chicken breast with not a lot of salt.

We've got people who are doing anti-inflammatory diets i wonder if you have an anti-inflammatory diet uh my tummy hurts if i eat anything besides turkey sandwiches yeah well that's not true though right it's kind of true well you love paneer pollock right uh what's that oh yeah i do but you know i you enjoy it and then you pay for it you know right nachos nachos my favorite food group that hurts my tummy as well right right i can't just live on turkey sandwiches dylan i gotta live man right right that's you know therein lies the kind of split definition because you could live on them but you wouldn't live on them no uh so rachel begins drooling over the uh over john's

penis when she sees it um she turns into a bit of a pirate and says you don't think i can see that massive cock or something it was very odd um and that is when we begin to witness the true horror of Laquish, who orders a turkey club 30 minutes before lunch. Now, as insane as the request is, the problem that I had with it was calling it just a turkey club. because it's not, you know, uni and caviar, but I don't know if just a turkey club is the right way to phrase that request. You know, if you say just some chips or just some crackers, that makes sense. Just some nuts. You got to fry some fucking bacon and whack up a fucking avocado. Yeah, exactly. You can't go, oh, I just want some bow tie pasta salad. You sound absolutely fucking ridiculous. You sound ridiculous.

It's a common food. You can get it at every diner, but you can't say just a turkey club. I think this was Lakeisha. I think she was testing the waters here. That is when we get excuse me to Rachel saying something about putting her labia.

I don't know if she specified Majora Menor menorah but she did say that she was going to put her labia in the sandwich all right gotta bleep that will you hit that flag because i'm gonna bleep that hit the flag on the screen we just learned this new functionality i don't even know if it works we tried it one time i i didn't see it in the audio way but anyways what the fuck so the quiche begins screaming for lunch lunch lunch lunch Lodge! Lodge! Lodge! Lodge! I don't know what to say about this. It's going to get me in trouble. I don't want to talk about, you know,

if I was this, you know. Oh, yeah. Well, it's the service industry, man. You're going to have rude customers. You got to deal with it. Kill them with kindness. Kill them with kindness. And then wipe your pussy on their turkey sandwich.

Yeah, exactly, I guess. So I have to say, these people are kind of fun. The gay guy saying he wants to tuck Frazier in his dick and saying, I'll call you whatever you want. I mean, you know, it's all kind of fun. So can we proceed to the evening? Sure. All right.

So dinner is going to be a tricky one. No salt, no gluten. And Rachel is going to have to mentally apply herself, which is difficult considering she is being screamed at by the man that murdered her family, which does not exist. I mean, we've talked about the difficulty staring down the barrel at that kind of horror while you're cooking gluten-free meals. It's tough.

So we sit down for dinner, and it would seem as though John has been through some shit. My God, what a story. I thought it was going to be a pretty light dinner combo. One of the ladies was saying, well, I want to buy a dress in Brazil. And the other lady was saying how she had four kids. And John's story had a little bit more to it. do you want to tell the story oh yeah he was married he thought so sad yeah he thought he had a kid i think he was probably looking at the kid and he was like hey you don't have a shaved chest and bleach hair didn't look anything like him you know right got a dna test doesn't have a shaved chest yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so uh he got a dna test it wasn't his kid but it's doesn't, you know, everything happens for a reason, his words.

And now the kid no longer calls him daddy, but he calls him Papa John. Well, it looks like we got a little Scandinavian. He came out with bleached hair and a shaved chest. Common genetic makeup of that region of the world. That's how he knew that so um we've got uh up first butternut squash soup and a warm sauteed salad this is a shutter island kind of culinary ad lib here because those words should never follow one another when dining warm sauteed salad i mean she's losing her mind down there man unbelievable the next dish is chicken

and the one after that is salmon and john, seven stars. It's just unbelievable. It's crazy. Dessert is going to be with the drag show at 11 o'clock, and we get ready for said drag show. Ross says that he likes dressing up and role play, but technically not in this environment and i'm just like you know i'm over the sex addict shit yeah we get it you're you like fucking well i think his role playing was oh that's my best friend's wife over there mate and then he bangs her you know

that's his role playing he asked the girl he took home from the bar hey do you mind saying you're my uh you're todd's wife so i come yeah exactly because if sick person if you do not i cannot come otherwise you're just the nine thousandth and twelfth woman that i fucked and it's not enough for me and this is enough for me this whole ross being a sex addict thing it's like yeah okay i get it you know it's a little weird with me and elisa having this history okay yeah we get it so uh let's get to trossy twats oh i thought it was toffee twat no trossy twats comes out the queen cape draped around um i think john goes by him or in this situation maybe her i think it's her um tyler um finds tremendous amount of inspiration in this expression of one's gender identity sexual identity and um it's really um quite a beautiful moment for him because he was you know we we are

reminded once again another very boring c-red history wherein he tells us that he was raised in a methodist environment that's the boring part not the inspiring part we've already already heard that he was from a methodist environment and he's still straight to his parents but he says that this has given him the courage to come out to his parents which is really sweet but i would say and i think he knows this i would find a middle ground because if you go this route from what i know about south africa i know that, you know, you're their son, but they, they could kill you.

If, if you, if you're this loud about the announcement, I had lots of thoughts on this seat. First off, forgive me. I thought, uh,

John was, uh, his, uh, alternate, uh, personality was toffee twat. I was going to create a theme here.

If I was a drag queen, my name would be a butterscotch, uh, camel toe, you know? And, uh, and,

and also, uh, uh, uh, drag queen, my name would be Butterscotch Cameltoe. And also... This is dumb. It's so stupid. Okay, okay. And then Tyler, as far as looking for guidance or someone to give you... Look at this person living their free life. Has he ever seen RuPaul Drag Race? Yeah. I mean, if you're going to look up to somebody

in their dragness, look up Trinity the Tuck. Yeah. I mean, if you're going to look up to somebody in their dragness, look up a Trinity, the tuck. Yeah. I mean, fantastic. Yeah. And, and while I do think that South Africa may have whatever a FCC

counterpart cutting off that signal ever reaching that country, there is a lot of stuff on YouTube. I mean, Trixie and Katya, I mean the, the, the talent of the drag world is very on display.

They're very, very funny. And yeah, there's plenty of inspiration out there. I thought Toffee Twat, I thought that performance was lazy. I thought so too, yeah. Yeah. I thought so too. Sloppy choreography.

Sloppy choreography, and we get it. You know, there's a cock under there but there has to be more to it than that you know what i mean um so uh laquish steps up for another order turkey sandwich and a sprite taken to my bedroom and also a steak with gold leaf on it now i think she is in the throes of um browning out so the steak with the gold leaf i don't know if it was um distinguishes that though it needed to be tomorrow the whole thing confused me she was kind of starting i think we will see that on a plate i think so too but um listen i don't care for this woman at all um and whatever beauty pageant she won was judged by um let's not go there but this turkey sandwich thing it's a fairly simple request rage and she's she's like i'm gonna kill this woman

it's late night this is this thing that i don't understand we always tell people not to go on these vacations because this is met with such animus it's it's like oh how dare they ask me to make them bagel bites that they brought themselves onto the boat at two o'clock in the morning after an entire day worth of drinking. It's like I don't got a problem with it. Yeah, chill out. Chill out, Rach. So we then

get to the sleep thing wherein Laquish can sleep in a bar. Yeah, it was literally where sleep in a bar. Yeah. That was literally where they were serving drinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That place was dirty and scary where she was.

Yeah, and that couch has the kind of quality that it, like, it could be in a hospice ward in 10 years. You know what I mean? Like, it has that kind of floral patterning that you see in, you know, old folks homes. But anyway, she wants to sleep on that. Seems a little bit scratchy. She does request a sheet for it in a really gross way. And Tyler says she has no class. Chris Tucker and Ice Cube lean to the left and they say, damn, I mean, my God, this, this guy, I mean, my God, this guy, that was wow.

Tyler, oh my God. All right, so next day. Next morning. It is raining. It is pouring, and they are thinking of dumping these people on another mud-soaked beach with used needles. Why is this the only beach they can go to? It's so bizarre to me. I can't figure that out.

Well, he did survey the land, but it looks like it's probably the only place where you can get one of those little tenders, drive up to it. Oh, okay. Well, here's an idea. Get on the boat and then go somewhere else and then look around for other beaches. I don't understand how Frazier,

and I don't want to get ahead of myself, but he literally walks up to these people. They're in a network of islands. And he goes, the beach that we've gone to is disgusting. And if I was a paying guest, I'd be like, well, there's got to be more than one body of sand going into the water in this environment. And by the way, when someone's trying to get you, they're leaning towards one way. I actually have the transcript. He said, ladies, I can take you to a beach

where your feet will get AIDS or we can stay on the boat. Yeah, just your feet. We don't know how it works, but just your feet will get AIDS. So... Gee, what are you going to choose? We get to breakfast and the request for gold leaf.

Rachel equates a Delmonico ribeye to a piece of shit. Yeah. Again, whether it's Beaker or whether it's the guy with all those facial scars sticking out of the bars. speaker or whether it's the guy with all those facial scars sticking out of the bars something's going on we love rage when she really blows up at bravo and i don't know how when and how it's gonna happen after filming we had her on remember she said fuck bravo i know i we're gonna have her on again soon and we will ask her about what she was seeing down there. So, Frazier pitches the beach thing. We can either do things on here or your feet can get AIDS.

And LaQuiche says, we just want to be happy. Shut up. All right. Can I tell you that kind of response? Because he asked them a question. He gave two options, right? It's like when I asked my wife, hey, what time are you coming home? And she goes, well, I'm leaving work now after the electrician calls me back. Oh,

thank you for the clarity on when you're coming home. Say that again. I tuned out. Oh, it's someone you ask a direct question when you're coming home. And the answer would be in two hours or something. Okay. Okay. I want to be happy. Oh, okay. I wanted to answer. but what's the problem with sheree's answer oh she'll go well when you're coming home honey she's like oh i'm uh uh i'm probably gonna leave after the electrician calls me back oh okay thanks okay now i know what time you're coming home okay so so god knows when the electrician is that's my god Long day. Oh, me too. So the events were actually a lot of fun, I thought. John and Ben are two in the pink. Which is not actually applicable to gay intercourse, I don't think.

I mean, the expression refers to uh vagina oh yeah two in the vaginal can have a kind of a one in the butthole it's called the shocker on uh on junior high playgrounds across america or at least in southern california um first up draw me like one of your french girls i thought a very fun sure very fun nautically themed event um second up we got a little uh three-legged race which could only end in bodily harm but first captain sandy looks to be correct in that the team is feeling a little bit lighter now that alissa the albatross has been cut off their necks um the three-legged race of course someone hits the shit you know of course you know it's a bunch of um old der pageant queens you know so one is going to fall and hit

their head and they will get off the boat and have some kind of blood clotting but it will not be part of this show um ross is the judge of the diving competition he's really the judge the entire competition and i can't help but feel like it's you know like the russians holding up scorecards so you know he wants to fuck katie so obviously he's going to give her better marks um so with that being said a really fun competition is completely thrown out of the window because the integrity in the scoring is completely unreliable do you ever see the footage of Putin playing hockey and then the other team

they just let him score because they don't want their family murdered that's the danger of dictators there's something bad going on do we tell him because he could kill us no let's not, well, do we tell him because he could kill us? No, let's not. So, um, let's do lunch

and let's end the show. Laquish, excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. Laquish demands mint, strawberries and berries in her water. I'm totally fine with that. demands mint, strawberries,

and berries in her water. I'm totally fine with that. I'm fine with it too. She did say it was a seltzer though. Does that mean you have a little gas in there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little gas. I'm fine with that too.

It was kind of a hit job, wasn't it? Yeah. It was kind of a hit job. So she had a was kind of a hit so she had a couple bad moments the one was the uh yelling lunch at the table but you don't know her sense of humor and not eating the turkey sandwich at all uh well then she pushed off food and said take my plate away without saying please but you know i guess uh oh she's a she's a disgusting human being oh yeah yeah yeah um and then the worst crime of all is calling it just a turkey club, which is just insane.

So vaginas are out. Filthy martinis are poured again. Easy John. That's not what they're called. Just so just like just nonstop with these gays. I mean, my God, Haley

and Tyler begin then laying on one of the guests beds. I think it was Haley. Tyler does not traffic in any sea red. Professional. Tyler needs to go work for 11 Madison park. He's like way too good. He's a company man. What do you mean?

I mean, he, he, he does his job very well, and he follows leadership. Yeah, but I feel like he needs to be in an elevated environment where attention to detail is much more paramount than this. I mean, this is just,

this is a school of runaways on international waters. I mean, anyways. And then we unfortunately end the show with some important news. According to who? One of the worst pieces of news we've received all season. The important thing is, how are you, Lee? Well, I talked to the doctor, and I have some important news.

Oh. What is it? I'm coming back. Oh, damn it. God damn it. But listen, Lee will be gone soon enough in a permanent manner. You know, I keep saying that we're going to do this Requiem, and I don't really ever think we are,

but we probably the best bet is going to be at the end of the season, though I don't think we will. best bet is going to be at the end of the season though i don't think we will um i think the biggest faction the biggest kind of tension we have for growth in this space is these lee fans i mean i know these lee fans just they don't get it they don't get us they see the black and the blue dress we see the gold dress you know and we love the rest of you who see the gold dress with us but if you see whatever color you see we'd love to have you jump in the itunes ratings reviews tell friends tell family subscribe join us on patreon and check out uh the youtube channel subscribe there comment comment comment lots of stuff we need you to do each and every one of the

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