Another Below Deck Podcast - An American Eagle Rebrand | Love is Blind S8 E9

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

Ruby, Dylan and Ruby are back to break down Aerie, Nutrigrain bars, love, rumors, faith and more from Netflix's Love is Blind.Traitors at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetwork YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_

Last time I fucked this dude on a grocery store floor because it was so fucking hot was Was we just 14 days just knocked over neutral grain bars. It was just crazy and After I cleaned myself off. Yeah, I said now I'm ready to meet the love my right Why not do that? Is that because why but you don't owe that to this? Well, that's crass. It's just not it, are you? That's true. Yeah, it's not it, or, and also, I don't think they did that.

Right, right. Maybe, you know. She did say they were banging. They were busting it out. So, I think that he was being rejected for maybe about 14 months, and in that, he said, I'm looking for my wife, and I'm being intentional about dating,

but what he was really experiencing was just flat-out rejection from everyone so that's what it was. Hi and welcome to another Grand Spang You know, episode of bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Hey, and Ruby is here in studio. I know all the way from New York City, Hudson yards, baby. You can see the Statue of Liberty and we can see episode nine. We saw it and we're here to talk about it. And it's of Love is Blind,

our least favorite show. I'm done complaining about production and how horrible this is. Me too. What I'm going to start off with my blindfolds is at this point, all I'm here for is waiting for these relationships to crash and burn. And this episode gave me some hope of there's gonna be some amazing crashing and burning. Because these couples deserve it. I had to listen to them talk for hours and days. It felt like weeks. And now it's time to enjoy them imploding.

And so I'm here for it. No, it's really exciting. Zero blindfolds. Why don't you go next? Okay. I agree. This to me was like that we started to get the breadcrumbs because like Pat, these people are too nice. They're too normal. They're too fucking boring. I don't care. The only thing I care about is their demise. And I want it to be bright and fiery and make us all watch. And like Pat said, the time we had to put in,

we deserve fireworks. I hope we get them. Realistically, like 64 blindfolds. Can I tell you something? I know that I've been kind of a poopy diaper about this whole thing. Well, it's not your fault. They did this to you.

These last two episodes, you know, not only have they really turned me around, this episode had a lot of heart in it. Danielle and Taylor, like we mentioned last episode, they're going to be together till they die. I think so. Hold on, Ruby. What a beautiful relationship.

Ruby, I wanna ask you this. 100 pots. I don't think we're done this Instagram hunt. Well, we know that we're not because she said there's too many people for me to look at right now I'm gonna put it to bed because I want to stay here and go to Honduras and get more followers that and that's why we who would say she actually had said Dylan Ruby at some point and they skipped right over it I saw that we had mutual

friends when she was doing the investigation and then we just moved the fuck on he absolutely did that he absolutely did do that and that's stock you know that did you we should look back at him making your excuses I mean I didn't do it and she well, I think I saw your face and the Taco Bell and how I have this really white trash tattoo on my lip. Yeah. And you love Taco Bell.

That just seems too random. And he's like, well, maybe, you know what? Maybe there's a possibility that I might have done it. Right, right, right. And the only trashier tattoo you can get. Is dying of fentanyl. Well, dying of fentanyl. But the tattoo

would just be the years the person lived and they died because of fentanyl that's the only white trash thing more more white trash thing that's right okay um we got to speed through this oh yeah let's blast through it but I agree with you I don't know that that's put to bed I think if it is it's just because she finds out and she looks at him and she says you never fucking bring this up and I won't bring it up either. And that's it. And then it's a slip up.

Well, we have to commemorate her because we need people to look past glaring red flags. OK, is it a red flag? This is a small city. If you mutually kind of know people and you follow someone on social media, I don't know if that's weird. The reason why we congratulated Lauren is because David is

a massive red flag, which was like, you know what we got to. Here's the thing, him not owning it. If he did, in fact, to it, that's where I have a problem. Agreed with you there. Here's another thing really quickly before I forget it. I was listening to someone or read

something or something that said it's right. The vile one of the no wasn't it was I think it was right. Because somebody said that one of the reasons that Dave was immediately starting to put all these escape hatches in was because he saw Molly on Instagram when he got his phone back so who knows love it love it all right well I guess I I'm gonna hold out hope for the barbecue people Lauren's beautiful I know I just want her to be with someone else. I know me too. I thought she

was evil. I don't think that she's evil, but she might be. Even if she is great. Be with someone else. Yeah. She's boring. All right. Taylor and Daniel, we meet his family. Dad wants to know when they clicked. She tells him it's when Daniel would frame everything in terms of his wife being the mother of his children. Yeah. I mean that, that actually was quite powerful platitudes. I mean it was, it was moving. Are you, I don't know if you're being a sarcastic, no, no, no, no, I'm not being poopy diaper. I thought it was beautiful. Okay. I did too because it was very, and then she said like,

like when he said I'll be right there with you, you know, I thought that was lovely. Well, I think it's lovely because these people always go like, oh, it's just and then Taylor actually spoke like we're in the goddamn notebook. It was really beautiful. I'm going to zap him with some truth serum. I was going to say she had a meme on her Instagram when I was stalking her and it said pretty much something with the same sentiments. I just made that up, you know?

OK, but I'm not sure. Yeah. His sister is seeing impaired and she loves. That's blind. So I just made that up, you know. OK. But I'm not sure. His sister is seeing impaired. And she loves the experiment. That's blind. Yeah. Yeah, seeing impaired. Right.

She loves the experiment, you know, because it's kind of new for him. And then mom loves that Daniel got to see Taylor's heart. And mom gives me family therapist vibes. Oh, yeah. He said seeing impaired. And then we both kind of hammer fisted blind together and I feel bad about doing that because seeing impaired is good with me. I'm good with that. But I think that that, that, that kind of indicates something else. You know what I mean? I think it's like blurry vision. Right. It's confusing. Right. Blind is them too. She was really really sweet and it's so crazy to me it is like a god damn who what okay what are the what's the family from Nutty Professor? I never saw it.

Really? I hate I don't like movies like that. I don't why have you seen it? The Nutty Professor? The original? Hell yeah. With Jerry Lewis? Not the the original Eddie Murphy with Eddie Eddie Murphy, okay? Get the comments let us know anyways. It feels like sketch comedy that he is saying I want to love his blind. I just so happen to have a blind sister. It's like what? That's crazy though, right? We're just gonna that's nuts She's seeing impaired and his mom I thought was lovely when she basically said, you know, this has been our life Friends have never been able to be just friends because they're fucking hot. They always had to be nice So now I'm happy that my non seeing impaired kid had to do this, too

Yeah, and I believe somebody says I'm very happy that the other loser brother is fucking seeing it, too Yeah, okay. Fuck that kid. Well, fuck you Michael dad says God No, I'm kidding. Probably willed this and he thank God for Daniel. Yeah, God is very involved in this Specific relationship and then dad and mom welcome her to the family. So that goes well Yeah, and then we jump to Lauren and David he joins her in in that psycho class. And then this was a kind of a, I would say advanced, like maybe a 401 on how to piss off your girlfriend's friends or make them hate. Hey, you, it was crazy that he, this is where where the wheeled part comes out because he is so fervent in the face of these two women about this thing and it is really confusing to me because I guess you would like kind of in society be concerned about what other people think of you but he's behaving in a

way that is like really really it just doesn't even acknowledge that. Was that well said? Yeah. So what I'm saying. So clearly a few days have passed and he's really, this is stuck in his craw. So this whole scene is presented as her defense. I have two friends that clearly know me, know this scumbag that I quote unquote dated. I will say this. When she basically says, look, this is later on in the episode, she's like, we weren't dating. It was meaningless.

We, I didn't even, he didn't pay for dinner. Like we'd literally meet up and bang on the floor. Yeah. Okay. And then it was hot and then he'd leave. And then like, I didn't care about it. It was just like about getting off on each other and coming. You know? And so it was nothing.

That bothers a guy, but that aside, who cares? That would be really like, whoa, okay. You don't need to, okay. Right, yeah. So I get it. Thanks. Anyway, so this is her yeah. So I get it. Thanks. Anyway, so this is her mounting a defense with her friends and witnesses.

And then, let's see here. She didn't do any of that stuff though. Well, even if she did, it doesn't matter. But I mean, she didn't tell him about none of that stuff. She did. Later on the episode, she basically says, look, it was just a hookup, it meant nothing. We never went out, we never had a date, we would just a hookup and meant nothing we never went out

We never had a date. We would just basically hook up And and I don't want to sound like him like a slut shame or anything I'm just saying as a guy boy that stings Another thing too that may sting a little bit more if you have never done that ever in your life Maybe it seems way more foreign to you for somebody to be able to actually just fuck somebody and like come all over the floor, squirt your heart out, Lauren, and then actually meet someone a week later

and be like, wow, I actually want to date you. Maybe you can do that. But I don't want to have sex with you. Well, you haven't been here for a week. Also, maybe, maybe, maybe she doesn't think he's fucking hot either Okay, no, I think she's like weirdly like Loves him. I don't know after this because he's basically said she's a big fat liar and said to her two friends I made her cry many times and I don't fucking care. I can't believe how hard she's staying in this

This is crazy. All right So this is finally something interesting with this goddamn show after nine and a half hours television Alright, so the guy Lauren was dating who she's not dating is brought up her two friends defend her in her timeline Which is very important and that little pixie looking friend Says he's a thirst bucket and he had hit her up on Instagram Apparently when Lauren got booked on the show and said, are you ready to blow up their wedding? I thought that was pretty telling. And so to me, it looks like this is a small town.

This girl, Pixie Friend, has another friend who in 2019 dated this guy. They probably went on a couples trip with like seven other couples and everybody followed each other on Instagram and then he's a dumb dumb big dumb dumb, or they aren't actually as close as they are you know pretending to be in this episode and he was like I'm gonna fucking hit this girl

up and I'm gonna get on TV and then unfortunately she went to Boran Lauren and said he's trying to slut-shame you you know? I can't even really keep track of all of it. That's okay. That's okay. Well anyway, David's using this as a get out of marriage free card and it's stupid. Cycling looks very difficult. He said he was, he had a hard time with it. Very hard. Well, anyway, she wants him to trust her.

We move on the friends leave. Then Dave asks himself, what does Dave think? I think that's how it ends. Anyway. All right. So Devin in Virginia, we meet her family. Devin explains why the process works. They discuss the age difference. His family. I believe his sister says, it's his family. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I believe his sister says, you're old. When are you going to start having kids? And she says, well, a couple

years ago, I thought about freezing my eggs. So like I'm open to anything. And then, and then everybody has a moment where they say, well, but that you didn't do it though. I don't think so. What are we going to do? So what is the fuck does that mean? Maybe, you know, these are some good questions, but a more important question is who the fuck announces they're going to have five kids before they have a kid as I have lots of people say, I want to have five kids.

Well, they're idiots. I have two kids. Wait till you have one and it ruins your life yeah okay okay but yeah people like aren't there yet so they say like yeah they say stupid things some people say they want six kids yeah and like Virginia Virginia and then some people say no no I just want five kids but I want each of their names to have the first letter of my name and then other other people say, well, that's not true because I was so young when I did that.

What I actually want them all to do is be named after Kobe Bryant. Oh, right. That's another. And that's like, ha ha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Well, he plans on calling all his kids Willie.

I think that's like the George Foreman thing. But then that got dispelled because that was a young idea that he had. Then they discuss his parents moving in when, oh, his parents might have to move in with them later on when they're drooling on each other because they're old. And then the family shows off their family pig. Love that. When Virginia goes to take a leak or a dump or whatever.

And then the prenup comes up. And his sister's not a fan of a prenup. Once again, fighting over nothing. It's quite, right. Yeah, this is like, wait, but are you sorry, are you? You're just like, regular? She goes to pee. And the sister's like, is she fucking rich? No, no, no, no, she's not. She has a lot of debt, actually.

Yeah. It's funny to hear people discuss Preen up over zero assets and a leased car, right? Yeah, but here's the thing Patrick He only buys two pairs of sneakers a month and he apparently has enough money saved when they want to buy a house He's down ready. That's right So what I have to say is I should be, I wanna be a basketball coach who only buys one, two pairs of sneakers every month. Well, to be fair, they live in Minnesota. Harth. Harth.

Harth. Harth. You fuck. I bet you can buy a three bedroom there for 160,000. I wanna move somewhere that I can get a house. So is that so much to ask for? How do you spell Harth? H-O-T-H.

Hoff. Okay. What's the Star Wars song? The main one? Do it. Main theme? Yeah, what's Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Dylan? I didn't say we're... I don't think you slept with any of them. Okay, fine. Maybe the guy in the middle. Okay. Oh, that's fine. That's okay. But I can't even, I didn't even say it. All right. I know you didn't say it. She brings up her gay sister again and she was happy to hear that he was a big supporter of that. And Sarah goes to church. Did you catch that? No, she doesn't. No, no, she said she would. Oh, she said she would? Yeah. She said she's spiritual. She said she's open to faith.

And she grew up Catholic. And then her sister was a gay. And she said, this is no longer me. And now I care about George Floyd. So I don't go to church anymore. And I'm spiritual. Well, I don't have this line. His drunk friend says they talked.

And he's definitely not religious. Where do I get that from? Well, because, Pat, he doesn't like the word religion. He doesn't like the word religion. Oh, that's right. He prefers the word faith. That's right. Oh, that's right.

It's a kind of like American Eagle rebrand. Airy. Of faith. Right, right, right, right. That's exactly, Dylan, that is exactly what it is. They took American Eagle religion. They said, let's go to the boardroom. Let's work this out. They came back. Mr. Beast was the head of the marketing campaign. And they said, we're going to call it airy spelled in a way that nobody will ever be able to Google properly.

I actually still don't know. Is it A E RRI what and then everybody left the meeting and mr Beast was just there by himself and he was like I think people should have to kill each other for money And then he looks at the camera and he says yeah you start And then it gets fuzzy and cut here the two Cameramen having to kill each other like that scene in the dark night when he breaks the pool thing Yeah, we're really good at ideating is what we're trying to say so anyway. I have to ask you this What do you think of Ben and Sarah? Is he faking this? I think that he is the scariest one on the show because we get that clip at the end,

the way in which he not only is able to like whatever he knew about it, he knew about it. I'm sorry. He actually in this moment meeting with the friends. Are we there? not yet. Well, Oh, we have to say family but hold on. Can you imagine your meeting? His friends and he is realizing on tiktok some girls blowing him up for being a fucking Misogynist whatever is an asshole because later on she's like i've been been looking at this TikTok talking about a guy's like, oh, that's me. Yeah, she's pretty much talking about me and I blocked

her because she fucking blocked me. So that's why I did that. But I wasn't going to tell you. Not remember her. I don't really know. I just don't. Yeah, I, I, I, we're going to get there. We'll get there. Okay. Okay. Let's move it. All right. So, uh, bet. All right. So, uh, Joey and Monica, uh, you know, she's always barefoot. Oh, because she has a sock bin, but it's not with her. So what's she supposed to do? Wear socks and she does not have an attractive being barefoot. A lot is wild to me. Barefoot. A lot is wild to me. And I think that that's sad. I think that barefoot's better, but I think that barefoot all the time is crazy.

What amount of time do you spend barefoot in your home? Really? Always wearing socks. Always wearing socks. I think the only time I'm not wearing socks are shoes, shower. Yep. And then finally sleeping in bed.

But then also while I'm sleeping, but not the whole way through, I'll kick them off at some point, but it's definitely not the whole way through I'll kick them off at some point but it's definitely not the entire way so basically not very often no when I bathe that's it yeah she's pretty gross yeah so anyway they discussed meeting the family he admits her sister is a real hater and I am so happy that he brought this up me too and I think he was really great about it. He did it very well.

Yeah. He was a little sassy. I sense that she hates me and I don't know why. And then she explains, well, she doesn't know you. She's just whatever. He kind of pierced through her kind of conditioned defense of her sister. Right. And that's a messy thing to do. Right. And he did it almost. kind of conditioned defense of her sister.

And that's a messy thing to do. Right. And he did it almost, he would kind of, he would mount the defense before she even could comment. He was like, do you, if I did anything wrong, like do you have any constructive criticism for me? Cause I'd fucking know I didn't fucking do anything wrong. Oh weird, I didn't do anything wrong.

Why do you think she did it? No, Tarzan's emotionally intelligent. I didn't do anything wrong. Why do you think she's emotionally intelligent? I think he also hinted at I think Trevor used that flute on both of them. You know what I mean? Jesus. Ask him about Sister. When they were in the room.

Very caught up on that. With the families. And he was like, he's still trying to get to Monica. You want to know why the sister doesn't maybe like you? That's right. Right. Right. Yeah. But I love that. He fucking said that. Yeah. All right. Taylor and Danielle, we meet her parents. She's concerned. Oh, this was crazy. Okay. Her parents are mainly her mom.

I have the big problem. Yeah. the mom's a real droopy dog. I'm just saying, I'm not saying like, I'm just saying her. I'm droopy dog. Yeah. She is poopy pet. And her dad is so nice. He's just sitting there broken down, broken man.

Yeah. Well, also I think recovering from a lot of chemotherapy. Yeah. Very, very happy that he's there. But here's something I have to say. And I think it comes one, because I love my fiance so much and because I love Dylan so much, moms and dads who think that their daughters are inherently more important in the marriage process because they're girls, shut the fuck. Oh, I don't think so.

These boys, no, no. It's important, both parties need to. Both parties need to be, your husband's family to not be equally as considered in your family because you're a girl, you're no, you're wrong. Neither child is more important than either child. Are we talking, what couple are we talking? Drupi Dogg.

Daniel and Natalie. Daniel and Natalie. Was very just like, well you have a lot to prove to us. And his family was like, we're so happy to support you. All right, so let's jump to that. That's two different familial opinions on the matter. So I have to say this. This is one of the odder interactions,

but I think it worked and it made me think. I thought it was compelling TV. That's what I had to. OK, so what we're referring to is when Daniel's parents meet, randomly show up to make the case that these crazy two kids can make it work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?

They were kind of like... I think they were like cult people, like join the cult. Yeah, they were like cool kind of Midwestern like guardian angels. And they were basically saying like, look, we were good parents, our son is good, and then you're good parents because your daughter's good. We can all be like the overseers of this. I think this whole thing shows that the two of them are very serious about this, very rooted in what's important. I think the two of them kind of led production along this

charge. These freaking pedophiles from Los Angeles producers, they're not gonna say, hey, maybe we should, no, this is all led by them. And I think they're going to be married for eternity. I hope so. When he was talking to her parents and he just said like, I'm just gonna love her the best I can. I'm getting choked up talking about it. I'm not even making sure.

My eyes are welled with tears. I have to tell you though, I am always suspect of hearing two people that have dated for a week. Now Patrick, it's real fucking love. Okay. Patrick, his sister is blind. Okay. She's blind.

You sold me. Think about Castle. Yeah. Okay. You don't think they're going to last? Castle, Patrick. You got to be together for like six months before you even know who the person is.

Why is Castle? That's the seeing eye dog. Do you really believe that? Cause there are so many people that I feel like I know that have been married for 50 years and they started, like Aunt Lynn and Uncle Ben. It can happen, yeah, they got married very quickly. I do think it's generational though,

no longer our generation. No, no, no, we can't commit to a company or a relationship. Can I tell you something? Well, you've been married for five years, dude. Can I tell you something too?, you've been married for five years, dude. Can I tell you something, too? What are we talking about? Seven. That, uh-oh, don't listen, Sheree.

When her dad made a comment about how he was shocked that she could do this long without a phone, and she was like, you and me both, whoa, that's not good. Oh, no. He's an old guy, though, and he's not used to seeing his young daughter. I don't think it's good either. Oh, no. He's an old guy though, and he's not used to seeing his young daughter. I don't think it's good either. I cannot go.

My phone, I misplaced my phone the other day. I just couldn't let it go. I couldn't let it go. It was crazy. Well, that's because all your finances are in there. That's not just like... You're not Instagramming. You don't need your phone because you want to search the ID.

It was so frustrating. You lose a phone and it's just there somewhere, and you're just like, where did it go? I think where Ruby was going with this is she stares at her phone at Instagram. You're concerned that your bank information's on the fucking thing. She has an app that says, you used to follow me

and you don't anymore. That is so unbelievably crazy. Does that app exist? I am not the one to ask. It does. Elena Leona left it in our. Hey, Elena Leona. We love Elena Leona.

She left it in the comments. It exists, yeah. Oh, that's nice. That's a crazy thing to have as just a civilian. Why would you want that? I think so. Yeah, it's so crazy. All right, so are we past this?

It was a lovely meeting. I think they convinced. Basically, mom, get over it. It's going to be great. Yeah, dri's so crazy. All right, so are we past this? It was a lovely meeting. I think they convinced that. Basically, mom, get over it. It's going to be great. Yeah, drippy dog, turn into happy dog. Christmas, you guys will fight. It'll be fine. All right, let's get to the two final scenes.

David and Lauren is the first scene, and then we'll get to Sarah and Ben. All right, this is where they're preparing for her, sorry, his friends to come over. To come over and answer to these salacious accusations. Okay, all right. The plan was, let's have the guys who have been spreading

surreptitious rumors about me come over and interrogate me in front of my fiance. Can I make a call here? I don't think those guys are engaging this. This is not guy behavior to go talking to him. They keep telling me they're hearing info. I think they would have. What world is this in Minnesota where guys are,

go ahead Ruby. I don't know what kind of guys engage in gossip and fodder. No, no, no. Not at this level. You would just go, hey bro, I know the dude and he said this and that's it. We don't need to go out to lunch, dinner, text each other. Patrick, there's more info, bro. Patrick, Patrick, Patrick. He's not getting it. No, it's fine. But I

think there's also they put these, these weirdos come out of the woodwork on this show. I mean, people show up and just want to be on camera. Like what, what? I also think that it's like when, when you're in a smaller city, maybe you, if you have one degree of separation from these people, and he literally did, he dated her best friend, you know, not that long ago, you,

you see yourself as being like, attached to this. Like you know that this guy was waking up every day looking at Instagram, checking TikTok, seeing who was tagging him in videos and shit. And it may have happened like 11 to 24 times over the last year while they were filming. He lives in the building that they live in, in the compound that all these fucking apartments are in.

It's really close to home. I think they were on their way over there. And I think that I cannot imagine what that scene would have looked like. Can I they would have cut that scene out. I think I can I say something the fact whether if this was actually gonna happen. The fact that she was willing Oh my god do this for this mother. Oh my god. Save this relationship. We we we we'll do what the fuck do you owe this guy get out we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we,

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Right. Yes. Of course. Why not do that? Is that because you don't owe that to the satyr? Well, that's crass. It's just not in her. Yeah, it's not in her.

And also, I don't think they did that. Right, right. Maybe, you know, I did say they were banging. They were busting it out. It sounds like he was fucking nobody for a long time because he couldn't fuck anybody because the girls that were coming up to him at the bachelor party, he was shooing them away. That's right. So so I think that he was being rejected for maybe about 14 months.

And in that he said, I'm looking for my wife and I'm being intentional about dating. But what he was really experiencing was just flat out rejection from everyone. So that's what it was. She was just kind of living her life. She met a hot guy on him. She fucked him near the NutriGrain bar.

She just knocked him all over. Cleaned herself up with that grocery store mop. They borrowed that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they went to the fucking hot bar. Exactly. And then he said, so what are you looking for in your husband? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clean yourself up with that grocery store mop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They borrowed that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they went to the fucking hot bar. Exactly. And then he said, so what are you looking for in your husband?

And she was like, well, I hope that he's tall. I hope he's nice. And then she met somebody who used to play baseball and doesn't like that she fucks any other people. Well, I thought you were going to say it doesn't like women. But I didn't, so. That's what this is all about.

And I think they leave this where he ends up saying, I'm going to leave and spend a night somewhere. The fact that he, he's so awful to her. Yeah. He's so awful to her. Can I tell you, it's the fact that she says, despite all this, I really want to be with you tonight. And he's just like, yeah, I'm going to meet some done and just oh I hope this girl that I mean that that Boran Lauren and this guy I want I hope that there's a sex tape of them too and I hope he sends it to Dave and he says

watch this. This was five minutes before she actually showed up in those plans. This is between your first and second date. He's like ah man they're freaking knocking over all the cereal bars. I mean, that's crazy. She's getting a mom. Oh my God. I got to call my sister. Fucking we auto. Okay. Okay.

So he leaves and that's where he ended there. I think I see them. Did we see them going up to the altar? Those two are no, I did not. I think we saw Devin and Virginia Joey and Monica and another couple but we'll see yeah all right let's let's get to the drama of Sarah and Ben they're just so in love they're so Lou Ann what happened she's drunk again when she was gonna marry Tom. We're so in love. I'm gonna go clubbing the night before our wedding. Yeah. And she, Tom, they can't believe, uh,

they've waited 28 years to be this happy and in love. And then, uh, Sarah, she's looked over that tick tock thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, okay. So, uh, this is how this goes. No way. What? Oh my God. So what look just don't't do that right but um Okay, I Don't want to I don't want to catch too much heat for this Is this your opinion? Yeah, maybe I mean who knows

Sarah is a bit of an archetype a caricature The way that she's spoken about lots of different things. I don't want to dismiss her feelings. Okay, for her to believe or put too much stock or steak, whatever it is, in this girl rambling on TikTok is a little nuts. I don't think that it's a... Listen, it is worth exploring. It's worth exploring.

I do think that the damning portion of this whole thing is how he interacts. Oh, I love it. So what was the nature of the relationship? I don't know. I'd be at a bar and we'd pass by each other. So you never went on a date? No, no, no, no, no.

Okay. And then we like, I don't kind of remember, you know, but I think I did drop her off at her house and then we never hooked up, but you kissed. Yeah, we might've kissed or something. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She kissed my butthole.

Okay. You think he's lying about the entire thing. I think he's lying about the entire thing? I think he's lying about the entire thing. And you think he did what to this girl? I think that he probably, him and his, and this girl probably fucked each other for a couple months. It could have been maybe very casual

and then maybe there were feelings that developed. Perhaps he said, I'm fucking out of here. But also maybe he wasn't a dick to her and maybe we shouldn't believe all women. I genuinely don't know. Do you remember what her accusations, like there's a guy on Love is Blind right now. She's an asshole.

She said, I'm sick of Netflix like giving people this fucking platform and they're casting these shitty men and like basically like do your fucking due diligence because these girls don't deserve this and this guy was terrible, he ruined my life, he was a liar, all this shit. But how would you do due diligence on this guy's fucking hinge interaction?

Also, maybe you did. And that's why he's here. Oh, right. Right. Exactly. Also, you many people will unfortunately, girl, probably maybe date you, maybe sleep with you for a long time and then out of nowhere, just say, never mind. And they won't justify it. And they don't necessarily owe it to you. I do think that you should try to if you can. Yeah it's a decent thing to do. It's a decent thing to do. I think but but you you are allowed to post the video of you crying. Sarah is allowed to um investigate investigate it while also saying well she basically knows this girl and her fiance for the same amount of time. Right. So she can say, I'll flip a coin and decide

who I'm going to believe. But right now my sister is gay and women need to be believed. And George Floyd was a tragedy. So I'm going to stand here. And I think that we need to address this standpoint again. Okay. I did see them at the altar. Okay, if Ben turned out to be lying about this entire thing any Massive douchebag like just beyond American Eagle rebrand of faith. I'd like bad guy Yeah, it would not surprise me in the least. All right, so old Patty. I've talked about this We've been doing a podcast for almost 10 years. I dated girls would have sex with them And then goes them old Patty goes on Love is Blind. Yeah.

The golden Love is Blind version. And then I would have girls go, he was a douche bag to me in 1999. And I go tough shit, get over it. Sorry. We all ghost each other. Four years ago, I met you on Tinder. I fucked you for a couple months.

You loved me and my big, big dick. And I didn't like you anymore cause Cause I wanted to fuck your friends who were hotter. Nice. Maybe not. No, but not certainly not a crime. So that's where we end things. That's right. And I'm, I don't know what they're going to do for three more episodes before we get to the, it'll be this. It'll be this. I guess we have, uh, dresses. Oh my God. That's the thing.

Barbecue. That's okay. Here's the thing about the show. And I know we gotta wrap up. When you get to the end of it, the real like guts of the operation, only one time has it ever really been good. And that was the first time.

The majority of them are just like, we're hanging out with the groomsmen just talking about butterflies and playing pool. Your mom is here and my mom is here and we're trying on what are we do? Get out, don't show the dress. You basically need the first seven to nine episodes to really deliver that's right before we get to all the stuff so

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