Another Below Deck Podcast - An Easel That Speaks to You | RHOBH S15 E2

Episode Date: December 13, 2025

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Yeah. Can I just really quickly have to say. So the first thing she says, Pat, when she sits down, I thought of you immediately, Bose goes, so how is life? And Rachel Zoh, quite literally,

responds and says, it's been paralyzing. And that's why we know we don't check. We don't ask. You don't do it. Right, right, right. Yeah, I don't want to know. I'm still walking bad, but still.

And never to hear. Hey. How are you? Great. It's bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's Pat. That's Ruby.

Great to be here. Hi, Dale. Hi, Pat. How are you? Coming off my great call of the split or separation of Todd and gout balls. That was a call that no one made. I made it several weeks ago. I was made fun of.

I was mocked. I was correctamundo, and now I'm reaping the benefits. Many people have reached out to me, said, wow, are you an Oracle? Okay, got it. Two, congrats. Two, who attacked? Oh, many people. They're like, because someone put in the K. Casey group, reality life with K.

What do you think is going to happen to them? And I, of course, posted. I predicted it all. Oh, I didn't know that about you, that you're commenting on posts in the KKKKCCi Facebook. Like, I post everywhere. I post in juicy scoop up, whispering aliens or whatever. I'm all over the place.

Right, right, right. Well, congratulations to you. You are an Oracle. A couple months off. Half a year off. Divorce hasn't happened yet, just to be fair. I didn't say divorce. I said separation.

But that's what I'm saying. I know. That's what I'm saying. I'm still, like I'm still, I'm holding him to be right. Dylan is nitpicking. But it's just a half a year off. I said separation announcement in the summer. That leaked because she's going to say it at the reunion,

which will probably be in about six weeks. You know what, boy, picky, picky, picky. No, but that's very sad. And our heart goes out to their family. I don't care. They're both going to be happy. Kalin is here as well. It's an exciting day.

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dot com something another podcast what is the Patreon another podcast network okay so we have an episode of Beverly Hills Housewives to talk about it's episode two of this

certain season um ruby while you look around for the little mice that are crawling by your feet pat why don't you give us your what is it babies all right our babies i am going to allocate my babes normally i do it about the episode i instead will give my babes about the show overall and why i like oh wow we usually do that like at the end of the season no i'm going to do it now um this season can't do any wrong because Rachel Zoh's on it, Bose is on it. These people actually have money. Now, something occurred to me because Juicy Scoop had a guest on about two weeks ago. He was the EP for the original first five seasons of Orange County.

It's an amazing episode. Go back and check it out if you haven't already. He divulged what the producers back then were really thinking about. And one of the components that really were a key thing for the franchise was aspirational. people watching the show wanted to see people that live lives that regular people wouldn't have. Let me bring it back to Orange County now versus what we see on Beverly Hills. When we watch Beverly Hills Housewives now, I'm seeing Doreet walk out of very expensive stores with bags that, I guess, have expensive stuff in them.

Yeah, she took the bag from her house, and then she walked into the store, and they were like, ma'am, we don't accept returns. And then she was like, that's okay. And then she walked out and the-caughts got it. That's fine. We get to look around in Rachel Zoe's closet, which is, probably bigger than my entire house. Right.

Fine. I like it. Bowes' wardrobe closet. Her glam, everything. It's aspirational. It's aspirational. Now let me bring this back to Orange County. That's why I can't stand, Gina, hashtag meatball and Emily.

They are both regular, boring people. If I want to hang out or watch regular people, I'll watch, walk out my front fucking door. Well, you'll find regular people, but also irregular people. um zombies oh well those two but i don't want to hang out with a person that lives in a track home i live next to people that live in track homes right they're boring they're just like people like me i need aspirational and that's why i'm making the case we need to get rid of gina and emily we need rich people in orange county and i'll make it better beverly hills can do no wrong it could be better the most boring beverly hell season is still better than a mediocre orange county this

season is off to a great start. Hot start. 14 babies. No, I agree. I mean, literally anybody, well, not anybody, but most people can go to get a spicy tuning with crispy rice and drink a Diet Coke and yell at their friend. I mean, you know, we can do that. Exactly.

Okay. Ruby, your ba-beys. I'm very excited. I love being in Rachel's. house, as we said. I want to rob it from her. I think this new girl, I mean, I am very excited about her. She seems like she's going to be a perfect dose of spice. Let's pump the brakes really quickly. Rob it from her. Now, last week, we discussed you robbing it and living there said we had to go back to the drawing board because you would go back to the scene of the crime. Now you're

attempting to pull off something, I think even more impossible, which is, dropping her own. Dylan, Dylan, quiet for a second. Ruby, I've been meaning to talk to you about this. I watched the entire episode, Rewounded back.

I think I have the complete floor plan. Next time she's in Paris for Fashion Week, what do you say you and I go over there? I'll throw the rock through the window. We'll run in there and we'll just take all the jewelry. Yeah, Dylan, you don't get to come, Pat. That sounds great. We'll do our own Oceans 8 Louvre heist.

And then again, she'll come back. She'll be like, who pulled this off? This was so well done. I'd love for them. to live here. Pat's Aquafina. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Okay. Your ba-beys. My ba-beys are as follows. Also, P.K. I know that we embellish stories here. I know that we do. You are, even if we are embellishing,

boy, oh, boy, fat man, things are coming for you. And I don't feel bad about calling you fat anymore. Karma, I hope, eats your whole butt off. you bad man, okay? I don't think karma comes for a beluga whales. They can swim deep in the water. He has the body type of a Frito pie. Yeah, he's a walking Frito pie.

It just sucks. Does he print monopoly money? How does he live? Right. Because I've tried it before. You can't walk into stores and just give them Dylan bucks. They won't take it. Keep talking about, oh, it's not legal tender.

And they get more and more people to the register. And I'm like, I don't care. Mind blown. So how many Babes? I'm going to go 79 Babes. Babes-wise, you know, I address this later on, but when you see obscenely wealthy people, you're rarely not thrilled that they're the ones that have that money. Like when you look at Mark Zuckerberg, you're like, oh, God, that guy? has all that money. He's like, he's like just wearing like champion sweatshirts and he's like a dweeb, you know, and he's doing bad things. When I see Jennifer Tilly having obscene amounts of money,

I'm like, you know what? I'm good with it. I'm happy that she has that. Okay. Jennifer Tilly and the nudist colony was such a fun little snippet. The one guy was just had struck such a plump post. And he has to be a bottom, just has to be. I love this episode. I think it's really, like Pat said, hot start. How many? God, I didn't get that far. At least 40 ba-beys, I think, for you.

Yeah, 47 Bay-Bets. By the way, we'll get to Swamp Rat. Yeah. She angered me again. I just want him to die before he goes to prison. Yeah, you and him. By the way, you wouldn't have 24 civil lawsuits against you if you had cooperated. Cooperated.

They're my earrings, baby. We get some, yep. Oh, I was about to do it. No, no, no. She's just, she really, when you really think about it, when you really actually sit down and noodle your brain on it and don't think about anything else. Oh, my God. Yeah, you're saying, I think I'm saying she's a very, very bad person, I think is what I'm saying.

And I don't think I've ever, I've been kind of like, yeah, whatever, people are bad. No, she's like really awful. Yeah, you're saying to be present with the crimes of Erica Jane. And then you'll know that she deserves to have her butt eaten off. Can we get into the show? I was just going to say, go see that fucking walking corpse just for the sake that he bankrolled your fucking flimsy pop career for 20 years, right? just for that it's expensive to be her i don't think she can though because of that maybe it looks bad for lawyers because then she's like can we start okay well shut up fine we get some taglines

um oh yeah derita's unburdened we'll we'll dig into the taglines as we go along but i'll not be i'll not be fucking gaslit into not having them every episode okay that's not okay in times like these running a business means your IT must run smoothly and efficiently that's where we at Innovate come in. As a trusted IT managed service provider, we keep your system secure, efficient and ready for tomorrow. At Innovate with the support of Dell, you always get world-class technology powering every solution so you can focus on growing your business and we'll handle the IT. Innovate. IT managed, business empowered, supported by Dell. For more, see Innovate.I.E. This Christmas on Sky, you can turn a silent night into stop.

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Rachel Zos rental six-bed, nine bath. There's always too many baths. Once you start getting into the four or five thousand square feet, it's like there's too many baths in here. Okay, but when you think about it, you need one, you need powder rooms for like, I imagine when you come indoors from entertaining in your backyard, you need to have one there.

Okay. You need to have one for your staff to feel comfortable taking shits in. And then you have to have one like near the front door of your home to look at yourself before you go. So that's already, those are the three that aren't on suite. She has two kids, I don't know. and rich people have people stay with them because they can. Okay.

You know what I notice about rich people? I've been in a lot of my ginorous. The guy who ran guest, started guest jeans, they had this ginormous, they had an underneath garage like fucking thing. Anyway, where the family all hung out is just the kitchen. That's all where I ever saw them. Gigormous house, basketball, court, tennis court, movie theater.

They all just hung out in the kitchen. Yeah. I mean, if you have to text, where are you in your home? They did. It's too much. Okay, so there's always Are we moving on? Because I have a point of contention at this house.

Okay. I can't burden myself to pronounce this kid's name. I'm just going to call him Ted. What's his name? Who cares? His name is Ted. If people have a problem with it, we'll call him Little Ted if that makes you feel better. I bet that will.

It makes me feel better, Pat. I would like to call him Little Ted. Bose heads over to Little Ted and Rachel's house. Little Ted ignored. her. I'm scared for that day. They sit in the beautiful backyard of this rental and assistant Dana brings out some glasses of water. Now something I... Wait, Rachel Zoh's renting that place? Yeah. Yeah. She's getting a divorce, Patrick. What's that thing cost? 20 grand. Doesn't matter because she, Dylan, no. No, no, far more. That is what at Mo's house is. Mo's house has

to be 20 to 25 grand. Moes, I bet that he's, nah, that's just like a, that's a top of like Benedict Canyon or something. That's a three-bedroom two. Now, he's probably looking at 20 grand a month. What is? We don't need to get it. It's very expensive. Okay, okay.

So Dana brings out two glasses of ice. And despite Rachel Zoh's closet, the nine bathrooms, the rental, little tad, if we're going to be wealthy, we have to pay attention to details, okay? If I had this voluminous amount of money, you would never see a cloudy ice cube anywhere near anything that I was consuming. I mean, the, the eye. Ice cubes are so cloudy. It's like, are we in a fucking trailer park, Rachel Zoh?

It's disgusting. Wow. Dylan is Heather Debrough when it comes to ice. And that season where she has like hexagonal ice being printed in her home, that is Dylan when he has money. Okay. So, Bose, yeah. I was going to say, this is where I think Rachel points out that she loves Bose because

she's so confident. And Bose has no problem hurting people's feelings, you know, saying whatever she says. And I was thinking, Rach, don't minimize yourself. last week you told a woman that you almost got set up with her cheating piece of shit husband, right? That's pretty hurtful. Well, Bose has a super candid moment. She goes, I didn't ask how you felt about Kyle who you don't know and her husband who you don't know in the pictures that surfaced. What do you think about that?

And Rachel Zoh says, well, that happened to me too. Slow newsday when they're printing that kind of stuff. Am I right? Can I just really quickly have to say. So the first thing she says, Pat, when she sits down, I thought of you immediately, Bose goes, so how is life? And Rachel Zoh quite literally responds and says, it's been paralyzing. And that's why we know we don't check. We don't ask. You don't do it. Right, right, right. Yeah, I don't want to know. That's bad. Now, Bose is, oh, so you're going to say something to him.

Okay, Bose is very interesting to me because she is in the mud just like the best of them. However, she does it very diabolically. She'll go, what do you think about Kyle? What do you think about Kyle and, you know, her not sharing and stuff? How do you feel about that? because I love Kyle. I just wish she'd share more, but, you know, she kind of keeps her to herself. What do you think about that,

Rage? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's really trying to extract her to talk shit about her. Right. She's like, I don't know if I can be a friend because she's not sharing enough.

Yeah, it's a well-intentioned cross-examination. I don't think it's a well-intentioned. Well, no, no. It has a veneer of well-intensions. It's well done. I have to say it's so lovely. It's, let me rephrase this.

It's hilarious to me when women are shocked at how stupid men are. because Rachel's always like, how could you kiss somebody in public? You have a fucking company and children. Note the order of that, but she is like blown away that he could be that stupid. It's like, Rachel, we're guys. We're dumb. Speaking of Bose, okay, I, I, she has to be very careful here, right?

Because Heather DeBrow, in my opinion, is the only one who's never been destroyed on TV as far as a housewife. everyone else has at some point had their character destroyed on TV. Not Bose, not yet. Not yet. But Bose isn't being as careful as Heather DeBrow has been. She's being a little careless, in my opinion, and she has one weakness, and we all know what that weakness is. In times like these, running a business means your IT must run smoothly and efficiently.

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But she will be destroyed Her flank is one open. That's what I'm saying. So you watch, Dylan, do you have any idea about Stacey and Potomac and just having her, her boyfriend from last season just was a paid actor? And there's like, just everyone has confirmed it. And she just says, that's not true. I don't know why he's trying to hurt me.

Have you seen her do that yet? No. Oh, God, I fucking love her. She quite literally says, and that's where I believe the, and still I rise comes from. And may we all take that confidence into the weekend. I'm sorry, continue. And still I rise. Let's get to fuckface and Kyle Richards.

Mo is living in the slums, three-bed, three-bath in the Hollywood Hills. $20, $25,000 a month, no big deal. Selling family homes to Saudis and private equity, no big deal. Mo, Mo, do me a favor. Fall down that hill. I don't want death, but I do want like a Jay Leno kind of like, oh, I didn't even know. It was that steep.

So Kyle says this house and his dishonesty with this house prevents us from fixing things in the future. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot more to this story. He's fucking a new person every night. Yeah. By the way, I love how she treats everything that he's done or they've done like he's an Amish kid

that like, you know how Amish kids, they leave like the log cabin town to go out for one year to go do drugs and like fuck everybody. Do they do that? Oh, yeah. And then they come back and then they decide whether or not, you know, they're going to like churn butter for the rest of their lives. You can't put that cat back in the bag. Sometimes they do, though.

They go out and they go, I have. Can you imagine an Amish kid with a vape and a Red Bull? He's never going back home. Well, Ruby, correct me if I'm wrong. There was a ton of shows about it. Wow. I have never heard of this, but I would be shocked if you could get any vape-loving Amish boys or girls back in their bags because woof.

The glooming. They just go out and they... Reality TV was obsessed with Amish kids for like five years. Yeah, I mean, the country is, you know, remember we had big love. That's true. They have great dogs. Not Amish? Mormon.

Mormon. Mormon. Rest in peace, Bill Paxson. All right, I'll give a better example. Oh, he passed, huh? Heart attack on the table, getting surgery. Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

I love that guy. Really? Mm-hmm. Was it heart surgery? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Well, that's great actor, nice guy. It's so scary.

What was it like he was like, so we've got aliens. He acted with your dad in a couple movies, Kaelin. We were very good friends. We've got, um. Oh, Kaelin, I'm sorry. It was a while ago. Kailen didn't. I met him twice.

He met him twice. I'm allowed to extend my condolences to Kailen because someone who met twice died, you assholes. It's true. You can't. You can. And you should extend condolences to Kailen. But it is ridiculous. All right.

This conversation is stupid and sad if it really was what it was. But the reality is at the tail end of this episode, when Kyle finally concedes that she was in love with Morgan Wade. Oh, shut up. I want to say this. What are you going to say? We're just, our eyes are falling out of our heads right now. And they broke up because Morgan didn't like the show, which, by the way, three seasons ago, completely enjoyed all the free promotion.

We wouldn't know you, Morgan, if it wasn't for this show. Well, I just think people are in my DMs a little bit too much. I can't do this no more. Or as Andy pointed out, that wonderful story. about her featured in the New York Times. Like, shut up. You would be filtering through SoundCloud comments were it not for this show. Okay.

So, yeah, Kyle, go ahead, Ruby. I was going to say filtering. I don't think there would be a need to filter through the three. You can see them all on one screen. Thank you for saying that. She asks Mo about him being a moron, making out with people in public. And it's very clear that he just inhaled a blunt. I mean, he's so stoned.

He's so stoned. He's not even wearing shoes. No, he's laughing completely unselfaware. And he wishes a lust and an addiction to coming for Kyle as well. And she's like, you understand that that's hurtful, right? And he's like, I don't know. Do you want to Coke? I feel like I really want to Coke right now.

When you're happy for the person that you're married to to have sex with other people, it's over. It's over. All right, so Erica is at Maison Demire, and it's in the valley, and she's there to hang out with her best friend Sutton. Now, we go through a carousel of their best mems, and from the mouth of Pebe herself says, this is me extending an olive branch, baby. Take it or leave it.

But they get massages. Sutton and Derreet are giving one another some grace, right now. And let's check back in on that in about five episodes. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think we're giving grace to each other. I think Sutton has made the decision because she has no friends and she is alone on this island that she cannot afford to do anything but give everyone grace. Also, again, me and my new, wow, Erica is so bad hat that I'm wearing. Yeah. When they walk in and she's checking in and Sutton says Sutton and Erica goes brown from the back. What did that mean?

I didn't get that. That's her actual name. Remember, her husband took her, took her, uh, took his name back because of the annulment. Yeah. And so I want to put us in a little, in a little scenario called what if the roles were reversed with something similar? Right, right, right. I, Erica, I wish that Sutton were a little bit more confident and vindictive like you

and she would use her millions of dollars to actually go out of her way and like plant little stories about you to just ruin you. so bad and mean, okay? Bad woman. And has somebody to eat your butt off. Eat your butt off, okay? Sutton has set forth a goal to extend grace to Doreet. Now, I love that you said she's doing this because she has no one. This is a little bit like, I'm not the biggest fan of 7-Eleven tuna fish sandwiches,

but I've actually, I've been in the desert for five days. So I actually will extend the grace to Doreet. It's, it's, I don't, I don't mind Sutton being in this position for the narrative of this show. I think it kind of works. Um, like we mentioned last week, it's much better than her just closed off with everybody except Garcel going to the oil fields and talking about nothing. In a you all. So, um, we talk about Tom Girardi. I haven't gotten over that, baby.

I feel like I'm doing the voices and I feel like you need to do the voices. Oh, baby. That guy fucked me over, baby. left me with stuck with 21 civil suits baby 25 i would have gone and seen him baby but he really really screwed me over so he's going to die in prison baby we have a wicked look into our talking heads for erika who is wearing like a carman san diego meets the illuminati kind of dress i love that she's talking about her husband dying in this look it was the richest thing that has come from this entire thing her saga with tom them discussing his death his imminent prison death with that

fucking hat on is the book end that they deserve but also when sutton is sitting there and she's kind of like taking in that this situation is real and she just says out loud because she's she can't help it she's just like oh my god he's going to die in there and she goes i know babe i know it's just amazing also hey can i quickly say uh seven years for tom gerardi Not enough. Not enough. Death penalty is enough, I would say, but seven years is not. And I'll tell you what, they say that for us and then we forget.

And about two years, he'll be transferred to arrest home. And that'll get into it. It's like, what are we talking about? He defrauded burn victims to the tune of millions of dollars. I mean, what are we doing? Come on. Those are the stories we just know. We don't know what he's been up to for the last 50 years.

Yeah, what did he do to Aaron Brockovich? What do you do to Julia Roberts? We have no idea. All right. So we get to Doree and her parents. Her father, Shalom, is there. Can I say, little Jewie, right? Let's back that up a little bit.

Very, very common Israeli name. I believe they, there is really. You were referring to grandpapa? Oh, his name. Zada or whatever his name is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something has changed in Zizi Top. He is removed.

He is crestfallen, and he wants his grandfather. Hey, Pat. Yeah, buddy. You know how Moe was acting when he was up at the house? Ridiculous. Way out of pocket. In times like these, running a business means your IT must run smoothly and efficiently. That's where we at Innovate come in. As a trusted IT managed service provider, we keep your system secure, efficient, and ready for tomorrow.

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And it's January 25th, 2026 at 1159 p.m. Eastern time. Let's get back to the show. Well, how about his little brother, Pete Townsend? He's pissed, too. Yeah, they're not happy at all. He cried for his grandparents, and Doreet held him for an hour. And this was heartbreaking. It made me think about my daughter getting hurt when she's older, and I imagine the world just opens up underneath you. But how long do we think Doreet actually held? Six minutes. It's, well, Xanax makes time feel longer. Right.

Right. No, it was six minutes with the Xanax, Patrick. But that's sad still, though. So in a usual suspects type twist, P.K. is being a piece of shit in the divorce. He's not paying her or anything. But interesting little catcher from my darling, Cecilia. Guys, I think that this is a hot take, a very, I'm going to stop building it up right now. So we're watching it and the subtitles are on, right?

because the little demon is sleeping. Now, we hear her say he's not paying me anything. But the subtitles read, except for the mortgage and the kid's school. But they cut that out of the episode. But in the subtitles, it's still there. Really? How crazy is that? Pretty crazy.

Well, I thought that it was pretty crazy that she said, he's not helping me with anything. And then he just decides when he wants to stop paying things. And I was like, I thought he doesn't pay anything. Right. So, so either way, either way, either way. He is awful. He's awful. He's awful.

And he is awful. Well, I caught something else. I'm just happy she's not bothering with that obnoxious fake English accent anymore. She's not. It's gone. She's too sad. She hasn't been to London in some time. Do you think that he actually is paying for the mortgage and the tuition, though?

I think so. I talk to an insider. He claims he is paying something despite her claiming he's not. I think P.K. is the kind of guy that's like, well, one, he doesn't have any money, so it would be difficult. But I think if he did, he would probably, I don't know, 200 grand a year is enough for him to never see his children and his ex-wife. Like, it's worth it to him to just pay so that he can be away. I would love to get his itinerary. Oh, it's just restaurants, sleep in a hotel.

Restaurant, get jacked off by somebody who was sex trafficked, another restaurant, another sex traffic. But at some point, he has to have a meeting where he finds a way to talk an investor and to giving him money. It's biweekly. He has one or two a month. I, a lot of shoestring fries at those restaurants, too, exclusively. He has the sex trafficker call before he goes down. But also, the greatest part about this is that I think that he will end up, not because Doreet will lose her mind, but it will get him kind of like Megan King Edvin's husband who just Jim Edmonds is just fucking around, getting all these women pregnant,

getting married, getting divorced, getting married, getting divorced, having all these kids. Don't forgets the three sons. Yeah, well, she lost her mind. Now he has three little kids he has to take care of. Whoops. Can I get you guys water, sparkling still? Do you have any shake fries? fucking fat pig

I hate him you're a hungry little boy I love texting you PK I love texting you where it's not going to happen anymore all right let's get to Kyle registering at Ruby where is this place okay

Geary's I don't know what the fuck this is this is the type of shit I will very inconvenient no one should do Geary's can't have a good online interface I hope this is a rental place

no one needs to by wedding forks. Patrick, oh my God. Oh, no. You haven't gotten married in a long time. This is insane.

I think you should just be cooler than this, you know? I think so. Get your great grandma's wedding forks or something. Don't do this. That's silly, right?

Well, so this was pretty boring, but we do meet our Amanda here. I love the setup of this because we always have to have kind of a smooth kind of transition and how a new housewife is. Smooth transition. Get this.

So Kyle and her daughter, Alexis, are fork shopping, right? Well, I'll try to shopping. There you go. And it just so happens that this random person that bought Kyle's house, who she's been alerted to because people are in her DMs saying that she's hammering her horrible, well-dated floors with a jackhammer. Yeah, the Creole de Vill panels. Just happens to be showing up to the same store that they're at right now.

Smooth transition. And Sutton happens to be there too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's all meet up and talk. Well, they talk, they do. And a lot of things to kind of dislike or be annoyed by right off the rip with Amanda. First off, and it's not unique to her, I'm starting to really loathe the Birken. I understand it's a very, um, it's a clean look.

I get that it's like an iconic look, but it's also extremely bland and kind of just. Well, there's a bunch of different styles. No, they all look the same though, right? Right? Yeah. The frame is the same. They can be different colors and sizes. I thought you meant bland. I thought you meant color scheme. I stand corrected. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, of the Birken bag is very bland. And it's just a symbol of people that are willing to throw money away for image. And that's completely fine, but kind of like, kind of also gross. It's like, be Jennifer Tilly with

your money. And instead of getting a Birken and a Cartier love bracelet that actually looks like something that a man who works with his hands would wear, get like a vintage Chanel piece from some princess that she does, right? Like be a cool, rich person. Don't have a burkin, you loser. Right, right. Okay. So the other thing that is a little, I don't know, we'll just talk about Amanda and let

Amanda speak for Amanda's self. Amanda says that she's really good at manifesting, but her British husband is better at manifesting and he manifested her with his witty bans. He better be from England. If she's just pulling out witty banter and he's just from Oklahoma or something, that's ridiculous. Patty the Oracle here. This is different from catty patty. Okay. This this premonition is going to take a long time. Okay. This is five years out. Okay. But I think we're going to be around for a while. Okay. Five years to this day, she will be sentenced for some financial fraud. Right. And she will be sentence to some jail time. Now, do we think it is going to be a hock to a kind of rug pull or were you

thinking fraud? Some kind of fraud. Okay. Fraud for sure. Well, she's presenting fraudulently right off the rip because she says that she is the author of a bestselling book. What list are we talking about? Des Moines bestsellers? Like what? We're certainly not talking about the New York Times because no one has ever heard of this fucking book. I guess that she's kind of big. But again, you, could slap bestselling on a lot of stuff. One thing I will give her credit for, when Sutton says, oh, Oklahoma is just where you fill up to get gas. I mean, a real cannonball of a shot that was fired.

She kind of wears it well. And it goes to show you that there is a lot of judgment and animosity, dare I say civil war between the residents of the southern United States. They're just, they really think not that. well of one another, I would say. A little insight into how she made her dough, which is legit. She's self-published and she sold 100,000 copies. So imagine hardcover, 20 bucks times 100 grand.

All right, well, egg in my face. A lot of egg in my face. But that doesn't make it a bestseller, does it? 100,000 is kind of a lot. International bestseller. I asked AI. It's kind of a lot. Yeah, a guy I worked for, he put out his own record and he sold a, it went platinum.

And he no AR, no record company, sold a million. and it was an instant millionaire. Yeah. Yeah, you can make a good amount of money. All right. So let's get to Bose and her daughter, who is my favorite person on this show. She wants Murray or whatever.

What is his name? Keely. No, no. It's definitely you knew it wasn't Murray. Okay. Come on. I know, but I didn't know. But Murray?

Like, it's just interesting. I didn't. I didn't know what it was. And I was trying to write the notes very fast. I wrote down Murray and I shouldn't have done that. Oh, you wrote it. Murray. Hey, Ruby, let's have some real fun.

Ask him to pronounce her daughter's name correctly. What is it? No, no, no. Ask them. No, no, no. How do you spell it? L-A-E-L. Leal.

Leal? Leal. I think it's Leyal. Lay-all? I don't know. I don't know how both says it. Okay. You know what?

Crucify me. Put the spokes through my palms and my feet. I wrote Murray. Okay. Let's go, Mur. She wants him. to ask for her mother's hand. I love it.

No. She wants him to ask her if he's going to ask her mother. What? I thought it was, I thought it was, I thought Dylan was right. Let's move on. Were you also writing Murray?

No, but this was important because when, when Bose was like, wait, you want him to ask you like, oh, girl better say yes. Otherwise I'm going to be like,

and she was obviously joking, but I was like, Bose, don't, don't joke about that. Please help me. Is me writing Murray, is that bad? No.

It was just hilarious. Okay. Me calling a little kid, Ted. Okay. Right. It's the same thing. All right. Let's move on to a long sequence of glam first.

Let's lose the glam, please. But I am blown away that these women still have money. I mean, Erica, what? You're living in a pool house. Rachel, your husband's trying to steal all of your money. Doree, you have negative money. How are you guys doing this? But let's get to Jennifer Tilly's house.

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in Blanchardstown and Dunleary. tickets and gift cards now at ice skating. Ie. Am I made out of money? She asks her assistant. Yes. Yes, you are. You are. You are. You have Simpsons money. Yeah. They'll be sending checks to your corpse in a box. And there'll be $27,000 checks. And it's like she can't use this. She's dead. I love her so. These small doses of her really make me appreciate her a lot. Are you kidding? She's holding a, what does Beverly Hills hold? What do they hold a fucking diamond? She's in the lineup.

What? I know, but I'm saying that she's a cast member. Like, O.C. holds an orange. They hold a diamond. She's got a diamond. She's in the lineup of a housewife. Oh, I thought she was a friend of. I thought I saw her in the lineup.

Well, we need to keep her at this dose because too much till, I think is too much till. But this is a good amount of till. Fair enough. So Amanda heads over. She was born in 1985. very cool she has four children two stepchildren boz is not a fan of the phrasing boz calm down well i want to say this to boz it depends if the mother is completely out of the picture and she's been raising the phrasing was that amanda had said she was raising her stepchildren and that she was

technically the mother of those children bows took real issue with that by the way boz you will be the first one to try and convince your daughter to call keely dad let's let's not right please spare me Spare me. Well, maybe. And, you know. I would not put it past her for a second. She loves, yeah.

And she's in, it's her weakness. Her weakness. Her flag is exposed. Where's that self-esteem? He's weird and he will do something very bad that will probably reflect poorly on her in the near future. I also do think this was weird.

And I think it's weird even if moms aren't really in the picture. You don't, you should preface it. And you can say like, we have two step and I don't know but to say you have four that's kind of that is kind of weird right I don't know if you're living in your house why not to each their own um you guys want just a regular 12 ounce cold brew that okay yeah that's fine keep it simple okay okay take it away okay uh naked dudes um swamp rat uh Erica Jane baby says she wants a bag of dicks can I put

vanilla in it I'm gonna get vanilla in mine just make it all the same dude don't get it well is that okay my wife screws up orders i'll get mine without mayo well well it's a coffee we have there's no mayo i'm just saying that would ruin a sandwich i want sprows tell them um just can they take the cheese off and um ask him if they'll just put half bacon on all right let me just see let me just ask you guys a couple questions okay so we've got a cold brew with vanilla syrup okay do you want any hazelnut syrup Dylan, I'll have it just like you're having it. Don't.

Do you want any strawberry syrup? Whatever. All right. I'm easy. Okay. I would prefer no syrup. Okay. Well, you're getting syrup.

Dylan, keep ordering. No. I'll take care. I got to finish the show. We got a thing we got to do after this. I know. Okay. By the way, you'd think that these women had never seen a penis before.

They're acting like teenage girls. If you show you had a vagina, I'd be like, if you see one and you've seen them all. No, you wouldn't. You'd be like, Holy shit. There's a vagina right there. Fucking cool guy. Goose.

I'm cool. All right. I think it's more so that they were just so young and fit and they just were, I don't know that the ladies were expecting to see penises. But what I did appreciate was one during the glam, all the ladies we saw were like, I'm not fucking doing the shit. And two, when Kyle rounded the corner and saw that bowl of fruit

and thought that's what they were painting, she literally looked at the camera and was like a bowl of fruit. And I like that. By the way, when they did the reveal, Kyle, she is not an, artist at all. Her rendering looked like the fucking elephant man. I would have been offended if I was that dude. Like, what the fuck?

What does he say? What does he say? Do you see me? Okay. So, we should have known Michael Jackson was up to something when he bought that guy's bones. I just want him. Yeah, I won't. I just don't want him.

Why are you guys asking questions? Everyone doesn't want them. No one wants them. Well, I do. Okay, so Jennifer Tilly says, Find an easel that agrees with you. Just a marvelous Jennifer Tilly line, I think. And then, yes, I love that this is non-consensual.

Till just throws this upon everybody. Now, many are happy about it. Erica Jane, Baby, says, I'll take a bag of dicks right now. I love it, baby. This is fun, baby. Should have seen what I was up to last night, baby. Well, and Erica is really too hopped up right now because Amanda asks for a mocktail and she calls her a fucking loser. Yeah.

And I didn't know, like, until she clarifies, like, I want to play a game called what if she were newly sober, right? So she's newly sober from being like Taylor Frankie Paul arrested, just ruining her life. Sure, sure. And Erica says, boo, you have to drink alcohol. Boo! Let me tell you something. Amanda, if she stays sober, this will suit her very well on some of those drunken nights in Palm Springs

fighting with these ladies. Right, yeah, exactly. Stay lucid. It's the only way you can't be victorious. Yeah, like I said, my favorite guy was the guy that was just bent over. Just bent over with a baboon and ass just straight up in the air. He did. He was presenting, as they say in the wild.

I think it was Tilly that walks over and she said something about the position and he very honestly said it hurts and I appreciated that as well the reason I think so much Amanda is going to be fun is because in her cutaway I just want to say

after she says Erica says the boo you sober loser she says am I just being like punished for making good life choices or something and I said to myself in that moment here we go I think she just put her boxing gloves on because she's not, she's, she just threw, she punched Erica Jane in the head as she was walking

away. Sure. And she was like, uh, okay. Filed. Filed. Um, so the ladies talk about dating and the divorce and eventually we get to P.K. blocking Peter Frampton from a visit to his grandparents. Okay. So he's blocking the child. Peter Frampton. Absolutely piece of shit. Now, Doreet has a tough moment wherein she asks a bunch of of divorced women if they know what it's like to see their children go through divorce. I love a show called Real Housewives where absolutely no one is married. And I feel bad for Doree. It's sad, but it's impossible not to wonder why there are never tears when she's sad.

And it's always so uncanny and it makes me want to throw up when she's sad. But still, also, sorry that you're going through that. And I'm sorry about the mean thing that I just say because it must be hard. Now, Kyle presents a little workaround to this whole situation. Robs, what is this this workaround? I believe that they basically, she says to her, you should just let P.K. go to Florida and stay in a hotel and then make your kids stay in the hotel with P.K.

And they can, like, see your grandparents while you're there. And the ladies all kind of give a version of this. Like, I think Amanda says, you just tell them that he's going to stop by. And I said, oh, no, don't do that. and then say you have to sleep here. That's not going to go well. Everyone was wrong. Kyle, I think, was probably the most wrong, but she was not super, super different than everyone

else. And it, Doret refused to hear her. But also because Kyle is a horrible person and then says, P.K., might be doing stuff to hurt you and might not. I don't know. And that's not true. Here's the best advice everyone in that room should have given none. Agreed.

Keep your mouth shut. I agree. What I do think is true. Somebody said, I think it was Rachel Zoh, was like, oh, yeah, no, it was. I believe I wrote this down. She was like, Doree, you say, okay, you come down. It'll be one night. He won't last longer than that.

You go to San Trope, you come back. Love. I was like, oh, my God. Yeah, I love her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. But also, don't ask how you're doing. Never.

Paralyzing. Never. You never know. what you're going to get. It's like that box of chocolate. Bebe dooboo, boo-boo, I'm glad you're awake. I don't know what happened when you were down. Okay.

Kyle is a hell of a mediator. We'll move on. Let's get to Erica and Kyle. Kyle drew a penis and Kyle is tired of people asking her about dating. And it seems like Kyle might actually be dating for a moment. But then Kyle, I, It's a real contest. I don't know that there's really a close third.

In the race to say absolutely nothing and use the most words to do it, Doreet and Kyle are unmatched. It's unbelievable. Kyle talks for about four minutes and says, one, something that she's said before a thousand times. Two, something we don't care about. and three, not illuminating in any way, shape, or form because you don't really say anybody's

names, but we know you're talking about Morgan Wallen. And it's all really fucking useless. And that's how we end the episode. I love how she couldn't even muster up the balls to say her name. Okay. I have something to say about this. I don't want this, this to me is the same thing as Salt Lake City talking about the plane for this long.

I don't want to discuss things that I didn't see anymore. If it happened to you off camera, you can talk about it and then shut the fuck up. Kyle, this was, what just happened to? I just snatched a mosquito out of the air. Incredible. Wow. Mr. Miyagi did a fly with chopsticks. Oh, my God.

It's so satisfying. I hate them. Dieter is not real. Okay. You can't retroactively come back and then say, you know, this relationship ended because of all the gossiping, which. I don't think it's true. I think it ended because she didn't like you.

I also, who knows what anyone's sexuality is these days. And she got famous and didn't need you anymore. I think that you didn't love her. You are just very, very sad that Mo and that your life is imploded and it isn't what it's going to be, what you thought it was going to be. And I think that I don't care anymore and you don't get a free pass. I don't feel bad for you because it's happened a year ago and you wouldn't talk about it. And you lied to us.

So no, cry. Oh, I almost got two. I mean, you guys have to cover your. rainbows, okay. Get in the comments. Let us know what you thought about the episode. We love you guys very much for listening. We will see you next week with more Real Housewives.

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