Another Below Deck Podcast - An Egg of Mango | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S5 E10

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

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Now, the wind picks up and they are moved downstairs from outside to outside. And Glenn is telling a story about a lionfish that fought back. Now, you, I, and pretty much everybody who's a fan of the show knows that this is not a story about a lionfish. This is a story about a woman. He needs to tell these stories to burp his conscience, otherwise his heart will explode. That's right. Yeah.

And the poison was she actually got her hand on a weapon to start fighting back. Million percent. Yeah. Be it a broken bottle or a fork or whatever it was. But it wasn't a barb, it was a weapon. And it wasn't a fish, it was a victim. Hello you beautiful people and welcome to another BrandsPak. A new episode of another below deck podcast.

My name is Dylan and my notes are on that table over there. Pat, tell them how you're doing. Oh, I'm doing great. Permission to come aboard. Ah, Dylan, I don't know what, I watched the same episode as you. I don't know what the hell you're gonna have to talk about. This would be a very short recap.

I know we always say that and then it's an hour and a half long. I think this time it's gonna be less than a half hour. So I take it you didn't like the episode. It's not that I didn't like it. It's just there's not much substance here I mean if I can just get into my thoughts congratulations to everybody over at the substance for the Golden Globe nominations I mean, did I make fun of that movie on this show? No, I think you Well, I think you said you weren't a fan I wasn't a fan until I talked to Ruby and then I understood something a little bit better about the

film it's you don't you didn't understand that it was very deep no no no no I understood what they were going for there it's you just didn't get it no no I got it I just think the movie the third act I think it just throws the whole premise out the window well it's it's award season. It's movie season. We're talking about all of it at patreon.com session of the podcast network. So like also another podcast network. This week, Mary Cosby shut up late to a bat mitzvah and kind of like stalked around the proceedings like a golem for a while.

Lots of stuff of just a wonderful season at patreon.com slash another podcast network. You know, you just triggered a story out of me, Dylan. Hey, Pat, that is my favorite. So when I was walking home from a party at like midnight when I was 14. Yeah. So when I was walking home from a party at like oh by the way I was 14 yeah four shots of espresso on that so oh daddy be careful okay I'm gonna take these cuz I already have a drink you know what when I ordered it I said this is too much who needs four get in the comments let us know is that a ridiculous amount

of espresso go ahead and maybe so I'm 14 I left like a camp bonfire party or something. I'm walking home through the woods. Had you hit puberty? Yeah, I think so. And I see this station wagon rocking and rolling in the woods. Two people having sex. Yeah, so I walk up to it and it's really heated in there. So I go, you know, I scrub the healing.

What a little creep. Yeah, and I just sit there and I just kind of observe these two people having sex. And the girl goes Hey, there's a kid watching us And so I got scared I ran the guy got in the car in the front seat naked and chased me down Like I was some kind of started he started he started the car and backed out a hundred miles an hour I ran into the woods. Oh my god. It's like gosh gosh. Yeah, it's very, very, it's very difficult to chase people in the woods in a vehicle.

But you know, when you're all hopped up on Nut, it's, you're not thinking clearly, you know? He wanted to kill me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got away. That's why you have to be, you have to be in a safe location when you're cracking off. Because it's an extremely vulnerable state. I can't imagine a home invasion during that time of intimacy or something like that.

I mean, you're out in the woods in a station wagon. I mean, it's a fair game for passerby. I do. Well, it's not a fair game for passersby. It's very creepy if you see a car rocking and rolling. Right. But it reminds me of that. Oh that horrifying scene in Zodiac. You remember that scene in Zodiac, beginning of the movie, those two youngsters are kissing? So creepy. What a bad guy that guy was.

They never got him. I know. What do you call that thing? Cypher? I don't know. All right. So you did not like the episode. Ipher? I don't know. All right. So, you did not like the episode. I didn't say I didn't like it.

I'm just saying. I can't imagine what you could have thought if there's nothing to talk about. Well, I think the show now is starting to suffer from some cast members that are not doing their job. Davidell is a perfectly lovely, weird looking character, but he's absolutely useless on the show. The whole, see, Colin was good looking, liked to party, friends with Gary.

He liked to gossip. And gossip, that's right, he was a gossipy bitch. And that's because you haven't responded back to me, Colin, I know you're doing a show in town here with Marcos, or a party or something, anyway, you should probably promote that on our podcast, I heard there's lots of tickets left. Anyway, can you not voice your frustrations with DM ghosting on this platform? Please, can I ask you to do that? Yes. So anyway, but Colin offered a certain interesting aspect on the show

and I think casting thought, oh, we'll just put Davadil there, some guy who fixes things on the boat and occasionally kind of chimes in like a friendly neighbor on an 80s sitcom. But he does not fill that void. So he's kind of a useless character. Keith, the priest, whatever's going on with that guy. Oh, he's a priest. Also a snore fest and barely on the show. Yeah. It's not that I want a bunch of sex addicts on here because that archetype is pretty tired

and boring. You do want that though. I could just use someone more interesting. Well I mean look at the real world Las Vegas. You know that was a great season because everybody was a sex addict you know. Is that Chanel season or whatever the hell she is? Trishel. Trishel., she's so annoying You know, she was on like three reality shows right around that period and I think she was on surreal life So I these were my party days in Hollywood. Oh my god Was she at every bar and every club and boy would she let you know that she was there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah how Just make always the loudest person in the room. Yeah. Sparklers. Yeah. Walk around with sparklers everywhere. Fun update on guests.

I don't know why you reach out to these Sea Rats, right? What could come from the correspondents, right? But are we at War with Bravo? We're still at War with Bravo. OK. I may have a surprise for the Barnacles next week. We'll see if I can put it together. Okay.

Keep it a secret for now. It's under wraps. Okay. Because Bravo listens and they send out memos like don't respond to another below deck podcast. Okay. How many pots do you give the episode? Zero. Okay.

So you did not like it. Dylan, when the main storyline is those two girls in heat fighting over Chase, there's trouble in River City. I mean, look at these two. What's better than three hot people in heat? That's lovely. Because it's absolutely ridiculous. They live on that Wonder Woman island with all those Lesbos.

And this is the first time they're seeing a meat popsicle Well, they're not they're not Lesbos. They're Amazonian warriors. Okay, there's no men on the island Yeah, it was pretty uh, it's pretty homoerotic comic that that origin. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I Liked it I gave it four pots. Let's get into the episode, huh? Okay. So, we start off with, I think, the point of contention with you. Chase is kind of hot, thick ass. These women are just drooling over this man. My wife is disgusted by men that have juicy asses. That's one of the things she said that was really hot about me is I have no ass.

She doesn't think men should have asses. I disagree. I think men should have asses. Your power comes from your ass. Your glutes are really everything in survival and combat and while it is a rump, a nice round celestial lump is a good thing to grab a hold to and look at. It's really much more practical than meets the eye. Ah, so you're taking this from an evolutionary standpoint. Like a woman looks at a male in tall, big arms.

She sees this as, I could mate with this person because they protect me and my family. What I'm saying to you, Pat, is when she's doing that ocular pat down, it's not about the arms. The arms are eye candy, and then, yeah, they mean something. But what's really registering in the subconscious mind is that rump. That's what they're looking at, okay?

And Sheree's a little bit different, you know? Sheree's been softened by modern society, but I think subconsciously, deep down there, she's still longing for a rump. So I think you should start doing some squats. I mean, she was big into Jonah Hill, right? Oh, she likes fat guys. I don't know why.

They've got big, juicy rubs, you know? But more like fat. She thought Artie Lang was really cute. Wow. I should go marry him and fucking be addicted to heroin. Yeah, just have hypodermic needles and half-eaten chicken fries laying around all over the place.

Can you believe he outlived Norm MacDonald? Crazy. I don't know how he's still alive. I don't even know what he's doing. He pops up every three years and starts a podcast, and everyone gets excited, and he does six episodes, and then he disappears again. Artie Lang is so funny, right?

But also so angry and addicted to drugs. But he's one of the only human beings to have his nose caved in from good care. That was gross. That was really disgusting. All right, back to the show. Gary and Chase have to work together. And we'll remember from last season

that Gary and Chase don't work together well. Gary doesn't like Chase. Why? Because he's good looking. Because have you seen Chase get sweaty? You know, I mean, it's like the beginning of a porno. Now, Gary will tell you it's because he talks back a little bit well chase does have um chase is a little extra and he does have a higher register that he can tap into voice wise but uh at the end of the day it

really just comes down to that uh that rump you know what i mean okay um all right so it is time feels like we haven't had one in a while. It's time for a Reference Shape Meeting! All right. Got a couple of Cougs coming aboard. Couple. Was that a question?

Six. Okay. All right. Six Cougs coming aboard. Yeah, love them all. Okay. We're going to be doing a 50th birthday party. And we...

We're gonna go sailing. That was one of their requests. Okay, I think we can do that. And then the big ones. I love this glassware. Well, it'll be a grenade in a second. But we're also gonna be doing a themed party around, what was that club that Trump couldn't-

Studio 54. Studio 54. Oh, come on, don't play coy like Captain Glenn did. Okay. No, no, no, I know Studio 54. My mother has told me stories about Studio 54. And I do think that Glenn was playing coy. He was playing coy, which is absurd. Dude, you had a full Afro in the seventies. You were the seventies. I'm serious. Is that cultural

appropriation? Well, a lot of dudes had it. My dad has a photo looking that. I mean, but Glenn, you were walking around with those high heel shoes with the fucking goldfish in the shoes. Were black guys the coolest in the seventies? I think, I think every, the seventies are horrible. I have horrible memories as a child living in the last couple years of the seventies. Seventies were awful.

They really were. Really? Because I lived, I was a child of the 80s, so all the furniture was bought in the 70s. So the fucking floor is green. The walls are painted orange. The furniture is all weird. My mother had a bunch of plants hanging with macrame

from the wall. You had the, oh god, it's so absolute. And the fashion was terrible. The disco started in the 70s. Late 70s, yes. And it made its way into the first couple years of the 80s. The 60s were really where you wanted to be. Well, if you talk to my mom, it was the mid-50s. That was the best time to be in America. That's where Greece took place.

Where post-war... Your mom wasn't a hippie. No, my mother was not a hippie. Because who wanted to? I think I think Bonnie's wrong. Bonnie loved the 50s. Bonnie loved the 50s. She loved the 50s. Yeah. Okay. Let us know. Get in the comments. Let us know your favorite decade.

Anyway, Glenn looked like and I've said this before, he looked like Welcome Back Carter. He was Gabe Caplet. That's the teacher of the television show. Huge Afro. Now a white guy. Was the teacher white? Yes.

Okay, and Welcome Back Carter was? The John Travolta main television show before he got Saturday Night Fever. Oh, I thought it was about a black people. No Interesting some students in a high school. Okay. All right, not sure where my wires got crossed up there, but we're gonna do a Smart cookies these women they want midnight snacks You're gonna have to order those ahead of time put them on the preference sheet meeting Otherwise these see rats gonna tell you to fuck off They'll serve you two courses a dinner and tell you to fuck right off. We're

going to have a boat procession. I think that's when a boat is tragically killed too soon. And then a bunch of, I don't know, we've never seen it before. But anyways, provisions arrive and Chase is just a thick slab of dick. The women are still just really, really hopped up and Danny is paying attention. Chase has best in show energy when they're flirting a little bit he's like you don't have to worry about me it's the other way around I've got to worry about I've got a high up I have a real I have a great time when I go out he's so awkward but he's so hot. Well I I think he's playing this perfectly, which is he's putting in the feelers out there that there is a possibility, but then while hinting at, oh, there isn't playing a little hard to get. Now this is right.

He's playing it exactly the right way. Good on you. What chapter in How to Close Ass for Less Money is this? Let's see. There are so many chapters that reflect on this topic. And how many chapters are there? 12. 12? Short book. Yeah. I think it was the chapter called Baiting. I think that was the one that I think would, because you were luring girls in. Sure, yeah. Do you start the chapter with like a fishing metaphor? No, that one I use the bachelor because you can have a really ugly lame looking bachelor for the show and because he creates a little thing called competition

he is a desired asset. Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well good for good for ugly bachelors. So um McClwise is going to be doing molecular gastronomy. Oh, hello, 2011. They want their food back. It's mango. Gary and Daisy are doing well. Now, they're bunking together. She wants them to stop being such a belligerent drunk, right?

So she's in a caretaker position for him right now. And it's very platonic. The thing that I noted about this is, and we've had discussions about shoes inside, shoes off when you come to the house, definite no-no is shoes on the bed. I mean what kind of heathen... Yeah, no, no, no, no. ...pops their dirty shoes on the bed. It's disgusting. Yes, now, Dill, it is worth mentioning, maybe you did touch on this, but I was flipping my page on my notes. These two are on different pages.

Daisy is not attracted to him anymore, which is why she can live with him and kind of keep an eye on him because he's a drunk. And Gary sees this as a practice run for when they buy a house together and have the white picket fence and start crapping out little baby sea rats. Yeah, white picket fence, babies, mortgage, bunk beds. Mm hmm. Bless. You know, they really got to work on their syrups at this place. You see how it just sits at the bottom?

It's Dylan's referring to the coffee. It's too heavy. It's too viscous. I like it so far. As you'll notice, I've taken it easy. I can feel the caffeine pours through my veins. Yeah. I think, you know, since we've been at war with Bravo And since we've been doing our morning recordings, I think I'll never forgive them for this by the way I think the leader of the clubhouse for Patty is probably matcha, right? Yeah, I did

I was it was green. It was odd tasting But it is so far of all the offerings that you've brought into the studio, my favorite. Your big matcha guy, because it made you feel like you were back on Kratom. Well, I'll say this. It's something that I'll just have every once in a while. Something special. Pat had a Kratom phase. There was a while where when we were working at Corolla, there was a Kratom sponsor and

they were just dropping off- That was a- Pallets of Kratom. A barrel of Kratom. I couldn't believe it and The thing about the thing about kratom is you can buy it at a head shop And if you take 40 of them, it'll make you feel like you're on four Xanax. That's right. Yeah. Yes crazy. Mm-hmm. So the women arrive

espresso martinis for 45 plus five The women arrive, espresso martinis for 45 plus five. I don't know why we have such a stigma on age in this country. I know. Maybe it's all over the world. I'm watching this show on Netflix called Later Daters. It's all people in their 50s and 60s going on first dates. You'd be shocked at how fun it is to watch.

Yeah. People are getting better looking in their 50s and 60s when I was a kid Now I look back. I'm like, oh my god, that guy was 40. He looks like a fucking old grandpa You know what? I think it is people stop smoking Smoking watching their weight all that filler and Botox you can buy now. Yeah, it's true But smoking really kills the skin. I think it does. Yeah. Ravages the epidermis. So now, just a couple of sinal or sinacy sounds for you guys. We look, we love to give you guys those sounds. Um, here is where Deanna says to Danny,

Here is where Deanna says to Danny I'm horny and I need sex this is when as a girlfriend I Mean come on. Don't be a pro turn your phone on do not disturb. This is one as a girl You've had sex, okay, you got with O Beach, had your L. You don't need to step on Deanna's toes. You can let her have sex with Chase and perhaps get sloppy seconds. I mean, I don't want to be too accusatory or too, you know, inflammatory, but I mean,

sorry. I don't think that Danny is above sloppy seconds I don't know why you can't just let Deanna throw her a bone throw her a fucking bone oh well minutes later after we go sailing when Danny and Chase get on her phone and start flipping through those pics yeah I mean Deanna was so dejected she was begging for a flying bottle of Pino to you know, hey kill Danny take her out of her misery. Yeah. Yeah Um, well, let's talk about that for a moment. Yeah, Danny. I'm like why you gotta be so rude, you know She plays the window

She really does. She's a ruthless competitor, but Danny needs to remember that this isn't squid games No, no, there are no lives on the line, only orgasms. And that's not a guarantee. You know what I mean? Orgasm games, I like it. You like it? Netflix will buy anything. I was at a Christmas party this Saturday.

Ugh, I had to leave early. Come to find out about 15 minutes in when everybody is a complete asshole, I'm like, what the hell the fuck do these people know each other? Like, oh, they're all upper management at Netflix. I'm like, ugh, these are the people deciding.

They're all self-important miserable people at Netflix. All 45 white, angry, snobby, dickish. It's because they work 80 hours a week for 150 grand a year. That's not bad money. No, it's not, but it's a lot of hours. I don't think Netflix pays well. A lot of these companies don't pay well. Yeah?

You know? As we were talking about at Disney, I was so shocked that that guy had so much money. Because Disney just, Disney, oh, they just don't pay. Well, they're cheap. I've heard that. Cheap. All right.

Where were we? That is Inside Hollywood with Dylan and Pat who are outside Hollywood. Okay, so Chase and Danny looked through some photos. This was a little odd to me. I think if it was any other girl, but Danny, they'd be a little weirded out by this. Chase kind of takes the reign of her phone and reigns and starts flipping

through that's a no-no. That is a big no-no. It's a no-no. Don't do that. I have this guy I used to know he kind of worked for me occasionally we were out at a bar having lunch and he goes hey let me show you something in my phone and I looked at he goes whatever you do don't don't slide over to the next photo well now I have to do that and he wants you to and he wanted me to and of course it was him accepting fellatio from sub girl staring up at me what is going on with these people taking this was 12 years ago by the way what's going on with these people taking these pictures on their phones I mean it's nuts how many people

have naughty pictures on their phone I can't believe that I have zero me too zero I know we're squares and we're married happily but like even these people who are out and about you know flipping tabbies and smashing holes and stuff it's like what do you got to have it on your phone I hooked up with a girl like twice this is again 15 years ago I hooked up with a girl like twice, this is again 15 years ago. I hooked up with her twice and I'm out with my boys and she sends me a text and says miss you and she's got a vibrator going down there. Yeah. And I looked at it and then I said I'm gonna delete this. Yeah. But first I'm gonna send it to an email. Oh

no. Yeah, but then I forgot about it Oh you and then I looked at it again, and then I'm finally I deleted it Now now that is that I said it to myself in an email. That's the kind of man that we're missing in this culture brave honorable good men You know Yeah, I was brave, honorable, good men. You know what I mean? Yeah, I was. All right, anything before lunch?

Answer, no. Well, all right, whoa, whoa. Answer, yes. Oh, okay. So, oh yeah, we'll get to the rosé thing, sorry. Yeah, let's start lunch. So, watermelon and feta salad, and then we have no rosé. I gotta say, I love the glassware.

The wine glasses are spectacular. You know, what the the wine drinking experience can really be killed by the vessel. Oh, yes. Somebody serves you some fucking in a plastic goblet or a plate. You know, I agree. Just like my wife will only drink wine out of the thinnest of of wine glasses. Yeah, I do want to say this about the Rose. glasses. I do want to say this about the Rose. When you do make an order with the provisions company or whatever, I would put Rose up there as a priority before water. Yeah, oh yeah, big time. Big misstep, big misstep. Yeah, it's a Rose, Kaluwa, Vodka. Oh Kaluwa. Well all these all these people want espresso martini good point. So but what we're saying is alcohol before water

Second course is a crab and avocado salads salad two salads for lunch. Keep it light Keep it classy. I Don't like crap. I don't either I would throw a bunch How did I see bucks? Yeah, that's what they used to feed prisoners I don't either. I would have thrown a bunch. I would have like sea bugs. That's what they used to feed prisoners. Yeah. I don't want that. Dylan, it's really the only sea bug I like is a shrimp. I think those are disgusting as well. I love a shrimp cocktail. I used to have to devein them at that seafood restaurant I worked at and you'd pull out just you cut under their belly and

you'd pull this long string of poop their belly and you'd pull this long String of poop. Yeah. Yeah, and and we've talked about it before and I apologize to to kind of indulge in this again But when I went to college in New Orleans is these crawfish boils, you know Everybody thought they were the you know, the best thing said sliced bread Disgusting the jokes on you. I'm disgusting. We're all sitting around this filthy Plastic table with newspapers strewn all over the place Eating fucking shit strings out of tiny little sea bugs or worse mud bugs. It's fucking disgusting I agree, and I don't like corn on the cob. I get stuck in my tea. I hate corn on the cob Two peas and a poppy at you. Mm-hmm

Now Dell the ladies mentioned that they're not a big fan of this seating thing and I agree with it It's like eating your lunch sitting on a bus. You have to turn to your side to talk to somebody Yeah, yeah, it really they got a I know this boat's small and I'm amazed at how many people can live on it and function on it Yeah, but that being said there should be a second area where people can have a nice. experience. Complaining about the kind of like the orientation and layout of this boat is a little bit like complaining about the wardrobe that got you into Narnia, you know, but there is a sterility to this table that feels very like it kind of feels like a nice bus. Yes. And I hadn't even thought about the head turning aspect to it.

Yeah. You're, you're right. Thank you. You're completely right. Let's move on. Unfortunately, chase and Danny are given time together to go and find this Rose. I can't tell you how much I'm rooting for Deanna. I think she's going to lose out cuz she's just too shy, but

They cannot find rosé, but eventually do and Danny. I think it's two bottles in a bag That is not gonna be enough. Yeah, I will give a trade secret As someone who's thrown lots of parties and run out of certain boozes Take that rosé And just splash a little little white wine in there. They won't know the difference. Their taste buds are blown out from all the other booze they've been doing that day. They won't know.

That's a really good take. All right, so dinner is going to be... Sexy. And Asian. Nice. A lot of people's favorite porn category Asian sexy and Asian. Yeah. Well most porn is sexy. I would say some is

Yeah People are into some weird stuff though. Yeah, you know some stuff. You're like I I don't find that sexy Driving around in a van. Fucking graffiti all over the place. Hitting speed bumps driving by fucking homeless vagrants. I don't like the van one. All right, so um Danny is openly talking to Deanna about how sopped up she is and De Deanna, this is where like, I'm rooting

for you, but in order to pull the manna from the simulation that we're all in, you have to speak your truth. You have to speak up for yourself. You have to say what you want out of life sometimes. And this is where she's got to say to Danny, you got your O from the guy that worked at O Beach and I beat the baby. Let me have him. Yeah. She's a field mouse. Yeah, I think she really rubbed it in for Deanna. She told her that Chase and her had a good time locating

that Rose and an even better time Chase locating her G spot. I mean, it is fucking war. She's trying to get Deanna to jump off this god damn boat to end it all. It's really sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is very, very sad.

And again, we don't know where Deanna is from, so we can't tell if she is culturally, like, really, like, I don't think she, if she was Ukrainian, which I'm not confident she's not, there's nothing you could say to get her to jump off the boat. Deanna, what are you? Deanna, what are you? Did you see that Trump 60 minutes interview? Trump 60 minutes? No.

Oh my gosh. Is it recent? Yeah. He can make the most horrifying things sound so funny just accidentally he's like this Ukraine thing it's ridiculous we've got beautiful soldiers beautiful hundreds of thousands of beautiful soldiers just strewn dead all over the place have you seen this woman at Gaza this little girl she got ripped out of a van like a sack of potatoes she She's dead. Jesus Christ. OK.

No politics. No politics. Let's get to dinner. First, Keith is sleeping. He always looks like he is dying when he is sleeping. I need them to not cut to this scene anymore. I know. I'd rather just cut back to that.

That Deki a couple years ago, he was always beaten off in his bunk. Who was that? Oh, god. It was like four years ago. I can't believe how many times they cut back to that uh the decky a couple years ago he's always beaten off in his bunk. Who was that? Oh god it was like four years ago. I can't believe how many times they cut back to him he was always flinging his little putt around. Yeah that's a filthy activity. All right first course is Tune On Crispy Rice. Fan favorite always a crowd pleaser. You like Tune On Crispy Rice, right? Yes. Oh, I went to the grossest restaurant this weekend. I won't say their name,

but they have lots of five star ratings on Yelp. Why would you not say their name? Thai Show. They're on Ventura. Oh, Thai Show, yeah. The place is beautiful the way it looks. I like, oh my God, I spent 250 bucks in there that I'll never get back.

Yeah, how was the service? It was okay. It was just okay. Snooty? The air of the service was kind of like, I'll get to you when I get to you. Did they want to get you in and out quick? Was it a quick meal? No, that wasn't the problem. It was just, I think they were perhaps short-staffed, which is always a side the place is going under. What'd you eat?

Well, we started out with tuna, with crispy rice. That was nice. And then we had this like, almost like, it was the oddest kind of salad. It was almost like freeze dried and it was dry. And then when it went in your mouth and it met your tongue, the oils were released in it. Those two courses were good.

Everything else that came after that was absolutely disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. We had this rice dish with an egg that you cracked over on top of it and it had like three pieces of god knows what kind of fish strewn about haphazardly. Okay. That made me want to throw up. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then drinks? I liked my drink. I had a pineapple margarita. Uh, three of them actually. Okay. That was, that was the bulk of the bill. Actually they were 20 bucks a piece.

I would imagine so. Um, because you could order just a cocktail that every bartender can make for 16, but you saw the specialty cocktails, saw the China margarita and ordered three of them. That's right. I also hate pork skewers. The waitress recommended that and I couldn't eat one. My teeth touched.

Oh, okay. So you hate pork skewers. Yes. But the waitress recommended them so you ordered them even though you hate them. They came with two other items on a taster plate Interesting. Yeah, am I boring the audience? Forgive me. Yeah, it was my bad. I asked. All right So second course is sashimi One of the women clearly doesn't like raw fish

So he blow torches One plate to an opaque kind of dead one plate to an opaque kind of dead quality. It's like a 28 days later kind of fucking sashimi. It's absolutely disgusting. Now the wind picks up and they are moved downstairs from outside to outside and Glenn is telling a story about a lionfish that fought back. Now, you, I, and pretty much everybody who's a fan of the show knows that this is not a story about a lion fish, this is a story about a woman.

He needs to tell these stories to burp his conscience, otherwise his heart will explode. That's right. And the poison was she actually got her hand on a weapon to start fighting back. Million percent, yeah. Be's a million percent. Yeah. Be it a broken bottle or a fork or whatever it was, but it wasn't a barb, it was a weapon.

And it wasn't a fish, it was a victim. Now in the meantime, the guests are not at the table and the cod goes up. Now Cloyce is pissed and I couldn't care less. Yeah, me neither. Yeah, who's that fall here though? Who cares who cares? Maybe the audience though Okay, the audience might care. Do you think they do? No, I don't think they do. I can't believe we've made it to 35 minutes. I Think it's,

I think it's Daisy's fault. But you know what? That guess, you know Family Feud. Love the Family Feud. Number one ass on the board. You know when the board's pretty much filled out? Yeah. And all of the answers have been insane.

Right? So someone said, you know, assless chaps and it dung or a dinged and then jeans was on the board and they got the point for some reason. And there's that fifth one that hasn't been flipped yet and you haven't the faintest fucking idea what it is. Me saying Daisy right now was really just me just kind of trying to summon the muses and figure out the answer to this question that I really haven't the faintest fucking idea the answer of. I don't know. I've been watching the Family Feud for a number of years and a lot recently and I don't know why people take the game. They should always give it

to the other family. Can we say Family Feud, one of the greatest shows on earth. It's creating race wars. Oh yeah, and has done for such a long time. That's not why it's the greatest show on earth. Oh, okay. That's it's only drawback. But yeah, how's Steve doing? Is he still under fire? Well, he's getting in trouble,

the way he's talking to contestants, you know? I'm a one-asshole. Yeah. Well, at least he wasn trouble, you know, the way he's talking to contestants, you know, I'm one asshole. Yeah Well, at least he wasn't kissing underage women. No, no, no, no, that was Richard Dawson. He was awesome. He was. Yeah, he kissed a woman on the lips right next to her husband and her children. Think that's awesome? Well, it was another time. It was a different time. It was the 70s. And 80s. Did he get arrested for anything no he got fired because he went and did a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger called

total recall in which he played an evil host of a game show where people die and he broke his contract and that was put some bad blood then the next guy they hired lasted a total of eight months and he unfortunately hung himself well stresses of the job you know there's a lot Well, stress is the job, you know? There's a lot of gang taping on that show. That's right. You know, you're looking at a day with many, many different shows.

And when you come face to face with the stupidity of the average American family, there's really nothing to do but kill yourself, you know? I don't want to live anymore. All right, so the last course is a miso cod. And Chloe said that he wanted to play with the colors black and white, which I don't think anybody's really ever said that.

Because those aren't, I guess they're colors, but more like the absence of color. Okay, so Danny, rats to Daisy. You know, I'm a fan of Danny's professionalism and her gumption, mainly in the arena of men, you know? Yeah. But I, you know, there's some stuff here with Danny that, you know, I'm just not a big fan of.

You know, this did not need to turn into World War 3. She basically reported to Daisy that Cloyce was bitching about her. And even Otter was when Daisy confronted Cloyce. And I've never seen a conflict resolved this way. He just got really turned on. Yeah, he got really horny. Let me quickly say, 77 pots, now 69 pots. It was a fine, smooth, uninspired, sexy dinner.

Oh, we didn't talk about the dessert, the molecular gastronomy. Mango congealed egg yolk with, gosh, I'm not doing my job right now. What is this fucking dessert made out of? Bunch of chemicals that make- Passion fruit foam, coconut semi-frita, mango solution. Yeah, I mean, listen.

Every restaurant that was doing this hack bag of tricks back in 2010, 2011 is now out of business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People want rustic food. People want food with heart. They don't want cotton candy that tastes like a hot dog. It's disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like a bad fantasia. So Daisy and Chloe scream at one another. And yeah, he just gets erect and uh, things pitter up very quickly. We get to the next morning. Next morning. Deanna and Chase get something going. Um, I'm just like, like, let's go Deanna.

Come on girl. You're, you're a lap behind, but she might blow a hamstring. Uh, we have debates with coffee. It was like, it was like a Goldilocks and those three goddamn bears. Oh, this is too cold. Oh, this is too hot. Oh, this is too hot. Oh, this is too sweet Oh, I wish this one tastes like sweaty feet, you know You know, I talked about it with the greats team triple-a on conspiracy social club, but um

Goldilocks just a horrible woman Horrible woman. Hmm. Imagine going in breaking into someone's home and then being snooty about the temperature of the porridge that's left out for you. Just eating bites of all of it. I mean, make yourself at home bitch. You know, it's disgusting. Oh, yeah, the only streaming service you have is Netflix. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to have to sign in to Peacock? Awful.

Davide notices something that he can fix, and someone gets stung by a jellyfish. Now, we hear over the walkie-talkie noises of Anguish. They piss on her leg, and everything's fine. Now, the end of the episode happens with Daisy, Danny, and Chase. I love how they do this now with the credits rolling almost as though it

doesn't matter. Yeah it's the only good thing that happened in the episode. I'll set up the scene here. Yeah. Everyone that works on the boat is in the galley and Danny's just in their minor own business and Daisy points her in front of everybody and says hey did you guys all know she's a hoe? Yeah. Yeah. And, and Danny's pissed about this, right? Danny's rather upset about this because Daisy did not need to do this. I'm a fan of it because I'm rooting for Deanna, but, um, get, let me know. Danny strikes me as, okay, she says that she is not a fan of, she says this is not, let me take this again, she's not friends with a lot of girls. This is why she's not friends with a lot of girls.

And I think one of the reasons why she's not friends with a lot of girls is because she's a pick me. Now, I don't understand what that word means, so get in the comments, let us know if she is in fact a pick-me. But Dani's sex and love addiction seems to override any code or allegiance or friendship or loyalty that she could have with the same sex. So I think that the main reason why she's not friends with other women is because she doesn't give a fuck about other women and Only cares about the golden goose, right? So anyways, we'll see what happens next episode get in the comments Let us know. What's your favorite decade? Have you been to studio 54?

I Knew a bartender there. Yeah, he died of AIDS. So we'll be back next week. We love you very much patreon.com slash podcast. I bet I mean, you know, Jeffrey. He fell into hanging Christmas lights. He only had to work three months a year. And then he started not looking good. And then his partner, he was a nice guy too he said you know Jeffrey's gone did the AIDS get him or did he fall hanging Christmas I don't know he was getting pretty skinny towards the end there I'll say that yeah it's so funny that's it's such a fucking bait and switch had a friend had AIDS he he

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