Kill James Bond! - Andy, Give the Reunions To Kate | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S3 Reunion

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

Dylan, Nick and Pat are back to talk about one of the worst reunions of all time filled with questions like, Tom how did you feel about that rope you dropped?Glenn how do you feel about Gary making out with girls? Collin, you're in a relationship... right? Marcos are you in a car? And much much more. Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Down Under, Below Deck Sailing Yacht seasons 1 & 2 AND Love is Blind Season 2.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetworkVideo of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw?sub_confirmation=1This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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stop and balance on required finance agreement, do $35 per line connection charge apply, ctmobile.com. Just the most massive ego ever, I'm not going to let Bravo use me as a puppet. Ashley, you can see by the only fans numbers. People don't really care about you, right? So just chill and also if you do show up you stand a chance to defend yourself because

What it would seem that Andy and Bravo did when they knew that she wasn't going to be there was Just open the arsenal she was slaughter Slotter. Welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of another below deck sailing Yod podcast. I'm Dylan,, saddle up next to one real Nicholas Davis, a hoi matey, Patrick, the producer of the podcast over there behind my glasses. How is everyone? Christmas should have come aboard. Promised granted. I don't think any of us are doing well.

I mean, I don't want to speak monolithically, but I don't think that we should cover reunions as a podcast anymore. It's such a tough thing, thing though when you have ad buys. Like I certainly have no passion for the subject material. But they're paying us. It's quite the conundrum. Wait a minute. You guys didn't need to know Scarlett's thoughts

on Ashley's promotion the last two episodes of the season. All right, I did this to us. I launched us in to some negativity. We got time. I was just having a conversation. Right. And that's what pod. That's what great podcasts are. We have to get to PSAs before we get to thoughts and pots. We have a live show coming up July 13th with Kate Casey and an unconfirmed housewife. Again, that's going to be fun green room. But it wouldn't even more fun show.

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I would like to start. First off, I appreciate the Bravo producers who are all big fans of ours by taking my advice. They were threatening a two-parter up until about, last week when I went on air and said, if you don't have the goods, don't spread this over two weeks. Why don't you just make it a longer episode for the episode, right?

Just graph 30 minutes on. Well, wouldn't you know it? They took my orders verbatim. They made this exactly an hour and an hour and an hour. They were orders. And dare I say, 45 minutes more than we needed of the reunion. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'll say this. And Bravo, I think the only juicy part of the episode because there was almost nothing to buy in here. Would have been, if you got to start doing these 360 contracts with these C rats, where you basically say, here's the deal, you can not show up to reunion, but we will take a piece of whatever you do for the next two years. Can you imagine Andy calling, smashley and saying, hey, we didn't get our 15% of you showing your ass all this week.

We need some of our eat and ash. They do that. When I signed my reality TV, when I signed my reality TV show deal that never actually manifested itself, they made me sign a contract. Well, what I call means to a restaurant. There's called to a war. And in this contract, which was the size of a fucking phone book, it said everything that I did for the next three years, if I wrote a book, went on another tv show if i got a radio gig they got thirty percent

yeah and you did write a book well still waiting to be white white you think he's waiting to publish it i'm almost out of that i'm almost out of that window of that contract um so you're saying that they should be uh... very greedy right contract signed in blood the way that american idol contestants have to sign or bachelor and bachelor at contestants. Exactly, exactly. Because Ashley, now these people are just like,

nah, I'm not showing up. And what's Bravo guy, they can't do anything. Ashley, I want to ask you what happened in that bedroom with Gary. Oh, and other things. But anyways, pots, hold on, I'm not done. How could you not be done? Well little thing i'm pretty good uh... telling people uh... when they're lying uh... very important question asked for

to be i think you only spoke for a total of uh... twenty two seconds the entire episode of the i don't think he's ever met the obama's i think it's a liar zero not okay uh... where there's a lot to get all my my thoughts are, Don't get distracted by his. There were good thoughts, and I don't really have that many. So I'm gonna go off his. Ashley definitely got to make her show up.

Even though they didn't make her show up, she should have show, it was a bad move on her part, not showing up. Oh my God. Go there, be the villain, say, I wish I would have fucked more people on the boat right and sell that Eat next right right right her whatever. I don't know how people sign up for only fans Just put it right behind her break all conventions sell it baby. That's a great

Salah baby point that she should have done because she she was saying and she actually did an IG live where she answered Questions because she said she didn't want to be used as bravo's puppet any longer. But they could edit out if she's like, oh, hit me up at EatinFans.com slash, what if only fans.com slash EatinSash, but they couldn't censor a giant sign behind her. So that's a genius move. Scarlet, I thought actually Scarlet and Tom were my most improved players. They really came off classy. And I just feel like I've been talking too long and said nothing.

72 knots. Yeah, that's the danger of covering a reunion. This entire episode will be what you so feared you were doing right there. All of us will be doing it. So buckle up. And I get ready for some magic spoon ads. So my thoughts, pots, just astoundingly bad television. Reunions for flagship shows like Southern Charm have breathing room. There are questions asked. They stay on the question for a little bit. They fight. They move on

This is Buckshot nonsense queries into things that no one fucking cares about. I mean There's a question every 10 fucking seconds and nothing is illuminated. People forget almost instantaneously what the question was or who said what? It's just so fucking bad. Marcos is at a gas station for seven minutes that hops off. Eat Nash is just not even there.

I don't want to just don't want to cover these anymore. Zero. You didn't appreciate that Michael zero four two. Got to ask a question for Winsonsonson, Wisconsin, whether what, why Daisy promoted Gabby before Ashley? Well, I was riveted. I was, I was proud of my fellow statesman for that solid hard-hitting question.

Question about the Southern Charm or Summer House? Which you say? Southern Charm, yeah. The reunions, so they have them in studio for the reunions, because you called them flagship, but like, as we know. As we know, I was kidding. Oh, yeah, I was being sarcastic about that.

But they do still get to go in studio. I don't fucking get it. I, Andy, is just better. He didn't invent this show. I, I, I, makes me mad. Andy, I, Nick, I did the math. Half the people that are on, on that Zoom call were in Southern California. Get them on a plane. Get them on a plane.

Good math. Is this fucking Christ? Give Kate the reunion hosting responsibilities and get the fuck out of the way. And here's a, I, here's an idea, Del. Here's an idea I had last night about the possible out of the way. And here's a great idea, Del. Here's an idea I had last night about the possible future of this franchise. I mean, they're really spitting out these contestants who are going off and doing their own things,

starting podcasts, what have you been in? But if Bravo, their little kitty. If Bravo wants to capitalize on the small amount of cash-aid these people have, and the myriad of seasons, they can draw from. Why not a challenge? Ask below deck TV show. Yodding competitions,

similar to the semen competition, we saw those Canadian subject them to. Show a split. There could be a, it would be in split, like a house types house, that's like kind of like split. And a cooking competition,

each team would have a chef. There's a lot to be mine right right right God I want to do it. I want to do it. I'm not produce reality television. We have to at some point I'm literally reaching out to the one of the producers of road rules this this week and see if he'll chat with me I want to make this happen Okay, I don't I don't so I give it zero pots. You gave it how many pots? 72 class and it's a total score of 72 I gave it zero as well zero. Okay, so

24 like we said this is gonna be tough there are many topics of little to no import So if I move past anything, please just say let's go back. I have a joke or whatnot Andy is back to phone this whole thing in we've got to introduce our sea rats and I feel like that means it's time for a roll call. I didn't take any notes on that. Everyone's there except for Ashley. And if I could just speak with Nick for a second, please do. Just turn your ears off. How do you feel about what's happening right now? Any punitive measure? Do we just move on? Because I know you've probably got it. I mean, whoa, whoa, have you heard any of this? I thought you hear yours off though. I just hear you mouth moving there, Dale. First off, if every single guy on this day has, doesn't have the respect to show

up, dressed up in a dress shirt, rather wearing a ripped or torn t-shirt, if they don't have respect for the process, neither do I, sir. One guy called in from a car as you pointed out. Do you wanna give him opportunity to answer or do the roll call that we need? Part of me, I'm not mad at him because we've never done it. Part of me, I am mad because we need stuff for this episode.

And part of me isn't mad because I wanna try. Okay, looks like we got a roll call Captain Glenn killer of horse Daisy she's Irish or something Colin He's single and ready to mingle Marcus fucking one of the producers got a hero's edit Gabriela kicked off the show Kick off the show because she was an enemy of Marcos who was fucking one of the producers I got a hero's edit Kelsey the weird one Tom Pearson Most approved player on this reunion. I really like the kid. It's time for North Ireland in Scarlett real classy real classy. She's hot and classy. I like scarlett Barnaby doesn't hang out with rich people or the Obama's zero knots

I would give that 95 pots is that right? Have you heard the magic that I put down on that bachelor podcast over the last five years? Not for months actually. So yeah, recency bias and things. Oh, remind me ony to that quick plug. We fire up bachelor at start next week. Housewives is a patreon.com slash another podcast network.

So Markos, well, there, there is a lot of tea in the intros It's really one of the only portions of this reunion where we mine anything First up days and Garber are dot dot dot staying at daisies flat in London. Oh my gosh Daisy call the police or just don't Don't be with him make him wear a condom yeah Maybe you don't call the police just yeah what making wear a condom okay So the big news is that the spaghetti boa herself Ashley is not here now her reasoning was that and this only comes from

just just the most massive ego ever i'm not going to let bravo use me as a puppet actually you can see by the only fans numbers people don't really care about you right so just chill and also if you do show up you stand a chance to defend yourself because What it would seem that Andy and Bravo did when they knew that she wasn't going to be there was Just open the arsenal she was slaughtered You didn't see what Andy did at the top he leans into the camera is like look here ass lay or whatever the fuck on yourself Right now you probably show in your asshole like 15 guys beating off. Yeah, I remember I'm saying we're gonna make some real Hey, how are you and make you look really bad? So Marcos takes the call from Wilshire and Vermont are you looking up her only fans?

Never mind. No, I was trying to see if there was anything from her Q&A on. I don't think she did it, coward. Uh, so Marcos takes the call from Wilshire and Vermont. And Andy flames him a little bit for it. Um, he's like, this is the first time we've ever had somebody calling from a car. Well, you're not fucking a producer. Are you Andy? I am, right.

I bet Andy's fucking producers. Well, also like, hey, Jesus said it, produce reunions the way you would wanna be treated. And, you know, Marcos is a busy guy, I'll take it and create it. I'm surprised it wasn't at one of his restaurants. So, the weird one is in one of the worst places in America, second only to, you know,

opioid ravaged parts of West Virginia. She is in San Diego, California. And everybody in our Facebook group, I've explained this so many times, okay? I don't need to clarify why I don't like San Diego. I don't think any of us like San Diego, right? You've had a couple bad bachelor trips down there. Well, it's just a boring little town moving on.

So Gabby is dating Wes anything on this guys. Yeah. Well, actually, you know, oh, little tease here. We know hot people. Yeah, you know, have a good time. They met on Instagram. I think that comes up later. We love our little Gabby.

She might be on the show this week, little parting ways before I think she's going to maybe break out some breaking news of what her future is. And it's a little different than how it ended on this reunion Which was taped three weeks ago. Did you say breaking or did she say breaking? I know what what she's up to so I think it might be fun for the audience and I will say he says might because as always when we deal with Thea Rats there are no absolutes zero and Zero right and oh yeah, she's not picking up her phone right now. Oh, she fell asleep Also check out if she saved it and put her on her wall after the reunion tonight. She did in the IG live

She also posted it in our another below deck Facebook group anonymously, right? I'd said check out Gabby's life tonight, but it shows the moderator. So sorry Gabby Gabby's live tonight, but it shows the moderator. So sorry, Gabby. Hey, hey, she's hey, hey, she wants to build her, you know, her platform as well, sir. I, I, I kid, but I just don't know if she knew that I would see it, but she's helped us. I knew she posted that. She, her platform is surpassing ours. As we speak, we keep her as an ally. She, We've helped her out. Show up. So there you go. Is that too much of a peak behind the curtain for you, do? I hadn't thought of it, but 100% yes, but two, I mean, a big conflict of interest with you having such a soft spot for Gabby. Oh, you're attacking me. Yeah, I mean, you are not, there's no impartiality with you. Oh,

well, we're friends. I can't talk bad about her. That's right. Yeah, right. That's Nick, what he thinks about Kate Chastain if she does something bad on a TV show. Oh, I would never let my personal relationship with Kate get in the way of how I cover her.

Luckily, she's never done anything wrong. She's a model employee. And probably the best television character that's ever been on a TV show. What a dumb question. Yeah, just ask Tim. That I would let, oh, that's ever been on TV dumb questions. Yeah, that I would let That's the thing. All right, so the biggest news of the first five minutes of the show and then we'll move through the following 55 very very quickly

Is that C dog it would seem is now available My god does this have huge implications for season four of Bullock sailing? He'll be there. Colin, please for Craig's sake, just stay single. I know there's women throwing themselves at you right and left, trying to be a permanent fixture on your boat. Damn it. What's it?

Parley Revival, but hold the line, man. We want to see you fucking on a boat. Damn it. What's it? I want to show parlay revival, but hold the line, man. We want to see you fucking on that boat. Well, Andy definitely pulled them in an office at the conclusion of the season. Look, man, I can't legitimize you being here anymore. You really don't have a role on this boat. Love this take. You're not on the deck scrubbing barnacles off the side of it. You're not in the interior

washing dishes. Yeah. Why are you here? Yeah. Why are you here? Well the sad thing is that while it will be entertaining that Cedog is single ready to mangle I do think it will mean certain doom for he and Gary's relationship because Gary is like gollum when something comes in between him and his mana, so to speak. I think I think Bro Time may be impacted a little bit. Oh, big time. They'll be fighting over the same girls. Yeah. Pranky. So, Eddie, that's on that Nikki.

Or we move it on. Just that I could, that is definitely a danger, but I could also see them being a cohesive unit and I, Pat and his buddy. Yep, I think I'm gonna believe that, but it's not that bad. All right, so the first package we roll is this very weird montage of Marcos.

Andy Intro's the package as Marcos took a bit of scalp off his head, but it wasn't that. We bounce around like an insane person between Marcos working hard, talking about how he... I'm all noodle brain tear. I think the package rolls, then they cut back to him and they asked him questions on all the kind of Just gobbledy gook they stitched together Well in his car he's like who gives a shit about that? I'm opening four restaurants. There's the one on Melrose and Fairfax named this. There's the one on this named X

There's the one on basically it was free promotion for Marcos and all the restaurants he's opening up. Well, we've talked about the reasons why. He got in heroetic and got a can't talk. So Marcos says just a quick run of running these down, he would have unleashed his former skills that he honed in Venezuela on Chuck if there were no cameras around. And also to no one surprised Colin

thought the molecular gastronomy was pretty cool. Markos, do not beat up Chuck for free. We've got a spot on our car, Dylan, Mitch the hammer McConnell, Pat and that other guy that came with Chuck. Or was that a different? Oh, yeah, that. I hated that. That do Jersey trash. Yeah, Pat versus that guy and Marcos, first simple truck and Nick versus Aaron Carter on a different card.

We wouldn't mind. Again, we're both that's a main event fight. Got it. Okay, so Gabby seems to be still really fucking pissed off at Marko s actually. What is happening with the tongue, Dill? Is there still a racist thing here? Were we? Was there racist stuff going on between the two of them? Yeah, I think we know who time and Gabby? No, Mark is Gabby. No, the racist stuff that we'd ever heard about was that at one point, Tommy Gabby, you know what I'm saying?

This was a blind item. I don't have any blind item. This is from DuMoi. So I don't have any insight info. Jane Doe. If in fact this is real, but the scuttle butt on the interwebs, the unvetted blind items were that, even though they're cool now, water under the bridge, on the interwebs, the unvetted blind items were that,

even though they're cool now, water under the bridge, time at one point said Gabby's hair was like pubes and she took offense to that and confided in other people and knowing really was like sensitive to how she might have felt. And that was the only rumblings of racism. God, I can't believe those sites. You can't, you can't, you can't. Or, make sense.

Yeah, yeah. Make sense. Um, although it doesn't though, because this show has such a rich history of tolerance and really handling things. We had a full investigation. They went to the chop. I didn't know what you're thinking about it. Got a job. Can we move on? Yeah. Okay. Absolutely. He said, yes. Captain Lee. So, um, again, I'm not sure why Southern Charm is a lot of the decorated studio. It just makes no sense. So, let's get to Gary, but before we do, let's take a quick little break to talk about better help. Better help. Thank you for being a sponsor of this program.

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Respect women. You know, when I was watching this package of Gary being a whore, it really naturally them making her out to be there, are going to be a lot of disappointed parents watching this clip. But as I've pointed out before. Hey Diane, holiday shopping. All done. Everyone's getting the new iPhone 15 from T-Mobile. And T-Mobile's covering the cost. Plus I got four lines for 25 bucks a line per month. I got to get to T-Mobile. Get four iPhone 15s on us with the eligible

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Sure. I don't want to be running from that void. I feel like some of some this may be over some people's heads. Uh, I believe Pat is saying Ashley's dad has already killed himself. Oh, no, he's a rat. Oh, uh Yikes, well, yeah, you know begs the question. How can you run from something that is within you? You can flee to Mallorca You can flee to you know the bottom of a bowl of spaghetti, but it's always going to be there But I don't want to get distracted.

I want to talk about how rude this show is being to actually right now. They switched Tom. And I believe they asked Tom, were you interested in her? Or did she just have giant breasts? And then everybody kind of has a laugh about how Tom really just wanted to see her breasts.

And everyone is, oh, ho, ho, and chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, and listen Ashley is a, she's a snake in more ways than one. But let's not be sex negative. And let's not be misogynistic here, Heidi. I mean, my God. Take the poor girl alone. You just triggered a thought. You know we can jump through a lot of fucking hoops with Bravo PR with all the questions we're gonna ask and what we can't. Hey you know what this fucking reunion was really Lucy Goosey. This is a very special show on Bravo

and all bets are off with the fucking content and how they covered this episode. You hear some of the questions and say later on in the episode fucking Anti-ass like. He's stuttering, he's so upset. What's happening? I just, it was really an appropriate question. I was like, how dare you? Yeah. Question R questions of the people that have been on this show.

Sure, great question. I now get, I now get your point. They had shitty questions, and we were restricted from doing some questions that were definitely better questions of their shitty. Yeah. Yeah. I get it now, but yeah, but yeah, that was pretty gross talk about her Tata so I am Sepatical with Tom. Love to see those fun. Okay, so calling us thoughts. Daisy doesn't remember anything from the night where she hooked up with everybody and Captain Glenn wants to go slaughter sex workers. Let's get back to shitting on Ashley though. They talk about how she was, oh my gosh, it's just so problematic,

the coverage of this 23 year old girl. They ask Gary if she came on as too desperate and if that's the reason why he didn't fuck her. Is this, is this Bravo? I mean, this is Old Bravo. Before Old Bravo got coached up to be a little bit more careful. This is TLC right now. Yeah, this is TLC.

I mean, there is a learning channel. Bravo still is all about protecting women and defeating the patriarchy, but if you don't show up to the reunion, that is out the window. Right, right. At one point, does Andy or not ask the question, hey, can we all discuss why we think Ashley banged Tom

and then they just bounce around. They flip the question, she's not here. So why do you think Ashley? Why do you think that little smashley, fucked a portal, Tom there? And I think it's a mystery that will never be solved. It's just like who killed Jimmy Hoffa. I think we'll be bothering for some time. Yeah, I mean, it's the same thing with like who killed J.F.K. Same thing.

It's definitely Alan Dulles, you know? Definitely Lee Harvey Oswald. I think Jackie probably had something to do with it too. Fidel. Fidel. No, probably not Fidel. So, they, something about the Bay of Pigs, I read a book once, I didn't retain it a lot, I was 19.

They, they, well, that was a, that was an amphibious operation that, um, you know, top amphibious experts pulled off almost like it was doomed to fail so that they could set up a sting JFK, but they killed him instead. That would just move on to more shitting on Ashley. I mean, unbelievable. They asked Tom. Hey, you think it was cool to throw a drink in her face? And he was like, no, I don't, but it was pretty hilarious.

And they just move on. I love Tom from North Ireland. MVP. Yeah. MVP. Board Windomir. And then we move on to Daisy speaking of Tom being gasslet by both Ashley and Gary being used as a pawn. And we spent a good amount of time on Tom.

And it's one of those things where if you're just watching this at home you're certainly on TikTok right now, right? Don't get the pleasure of doing it but what we do get the pleasure of doing is making money talking about below deck so life is about balance. I did find it interesting and I used that word loosely that Colin. This is how you know he's a good friend. He called out Gary on his shit and agreed that Gary Gaslit Ashley. And I just think it's another tally on the side of Seedog being a good person. Well, you also Gaslit Tom because Tom was like, hey, what are you doing? He's like, oh, nothing. She's just massaging me, man. Chill out. I'm not going to fuck her.

But, but he was, uh, shh, gas, gas. So Mary, uh, some meany named, uh, Mary calls, uh, writes in, but I love Mary. She goes, hey, what's up with, uh, everybody having sex with Gary, because Colin is so much more attractive and just a better human being now It was finally a question that I I felt needed to be asked the America's been wondering why does everyone want to fuck this little short Fucker well, okay yikes, but it's very simple He won't uh, no you got it. He won't leave them alone He won't he won't leave them alone Sound like it he breaks them down definitely that but also C dog is in a relationship at this point He is not on the table, but season four my gosh. What a bloodbath. This is gonna be

All right, so moving on it was a hilarious moment one Andy congratulated Colin about going public with his relationship in January and then Colin was like thanks but that's over. Yeah, fun time. So they speak of Gary's big dick energy and then they joke of his small small penis before we get to the role reversal conversation about sexual assault. The penis talk could be considered juvenile, but I actually thought it was impressive editing to have so much visual stimulation on a Zoom meeting.

I mean, yet everybody doing their different sizes of Gary's penis, I really appreciated the editing. It was like a variety show. He kept it exciting for me. All right, so yeah, I think that I don't know Why why are people confused about this? There is a double standard for this kind of thing It was absolutely uncouth let's say for Ashley to go ahead and

force Gary inside of her for Ashley to go ahead and force Gary inside of her, but there's a double standard for a reason. Gary can he vashley up off him and throw her against a wall. She could not do that to him if the roles were reversed. And that's pretty open and shut. Yeah, I agree with you. The only thing is I felt Gary owed a little bit more of an explanation if he was in fact

Feeling that Ashley was not to blame Because generally it involves a hard penis to in fact enter into a vagina Well, I don't think it necessarily needed to be hard I think she could have taken it, you know inner tube inflated or not but um there were Scenes played that kind of reminded me that it wasn't really sexual assault. He was like, oh, roll it, go ahead. It wasn't, you know, it was murky.

But there's a, yeah, it's murky, yeah, yeah. What I heard is that I was definitely raped, but don't do anything about it. It wasn't that bad. Right, right. But that's what I heard. Oh, that's what you heard. He's finally, actually, he didn't really clear anything up. It was Davey's prompting moments later,

said, but Gary, she didn't sexually assault you, right? The first but Gary, like, you turned into her. That was crazy. And then I got in my head. Yeah, it'll happen. You heard it too, though. That was crazy. But Gary, I can't do it.

I was gonna ask how many of our guy friends have been raped, but I don't know that. It was gonna ask how many of our guy friends have been raped But I don't know that we need to talk about that right? I mean, I've woke up with a girl out with her hand down my pants before I guess that would be considered she uh nice she um Mario Vitality Vitality she battalied you oh women would wake up with his hand down their pants. Yeah, yeah, that's right Yeah, he's like hey, sorry. I smell like spec So um

We move on to Gabby and roll a package of her slowly slipping into mental oblivion and it makes me sad but it did remind me of the only real crime that this little fucking snake Ashley committed, the most disgusting move of the entire season, the... BL's a bug like hug, and then going immediately to Daisy and saying, hey, she just confided in me that she's having a tough time and she's thinking about leaving. What a disgusting move from someone who, you know, you can say, oh, she's young, she'll get over it,

but much like that little rat who ratted on me and dusty on the first hole at Glen Annie, if you've got that in your heart, you've got that in your heart, it's not good. At a certain age, yeah, especially females, their brains are developed that like, like, 19 or something. Doomsday, like, 32. Right. Yeah, we get leeway. That's why we can be the shit in our 20s without exactly the consequences. It's not our fault. Yeah. And also, actually, sister, if you're listening, I'd still, I would like to talk to you on air. Oh my god

would that be such a great get so um actually take shit once again Gary makes a really really good point um hey Daisy it must have sucked that Ashley was just constantly undermining Gabby you think that uh your crappy management had anything to do with that um And I just love that point. Adore that point because he's so right. I love Daisy, huge fan of Daisy. I think Daisy's been good for the show, but I think Daisy got off easy on this reunion. She did a lot of stuff wrong. She was really hands on just there to have a good time. Meanwhile, there's strife happening underneath her that she could have prevented. I am in a little bit of a panic because I just realized that I skipped an entire page of notes.

I don't know if you guys. I think we covered. I was watching what you were throwing down. I was paying attention. I think we're good. I think we're at the point where Andy predicts that the two sea rats will have sex tonight. Nope. That's a little bit later.

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Stop doing this to us. And not us, America. It's just not fair. People tune in for 17 weeks then you just take a dump on all of our chests. Dylan, only because you prefaced this with we're getting to the end there. This is one of those at this point in the reunion

where I feel it was starting to go off the rails or being very inappropriate if I can say. Andy did, tell me crazy, did Andy not ask the entire day is, hey, do you think Gary will fuck Daisy tonight or something like that? Yeah, no, he definitely did. He did do that.

Very problematic. And then they did a straw poll, who thinks Gary wants to fuck Daisy, who thinks Daisy wants to fuck Gary? What is this? It was basically unanimous that they all raised their hand. I mean Gary and Gary and Daisy were fucking that night. I guess so and also like, why is this so cutesy? They're living together in London. They've been fucking non-stop. Who cares? Jesus Christ. He did say he got there 10 minutes ago, which I kind of believe.

I don't doubt that he's staying there, but she said he's been living with their fur. Oh, really? Yeah. Hey, this was the one hour mark. It's two consenting adults who are in their 30s. Why do we care that they're having sex with each other? And what are you going to do with that poll? Everybody, you know, six out of the four, ten of them raised their hands. He's like, rules of rules. Go fuck. That's a funny. Exactly. So Glenn speaks on Tom. He says that he's like, rules are rules, go fuck. That's funny, right? So Glenn speaks on Tom. He says that he's not pissed off, that he almost threw up on him the first night. He's just mad that he let himself get there,

which is six or one half dozen of the other, I think. He also says he likes Tom, but he would never, ever work with him again. Sure, they speak on why it was okay to fire Tom. Once again, you're on tiktok we then pivot to gary and it will do we want to cover what tom did and why it's so i almost killed everybody and he's finally acknowledging uh... that the reason you got fired was because

he almost killed every what right i want to say this at this was the one hour mark and i remember it came back as normally i'm used to stop uh... having to take notes at uh... at minute fifty 55 and then they came back and like All right, and now let's get to you Tom. I was like what? so a lot of time was paid to Tom Who was on the show for four and a half episodes? We get a moment where Andy asks Tom and Gary about how Gary

felt when Tom said that he set him up for failure. Now remember, this was a 10 second scene in an episode that no one remembers, and it was about a rope falling off the boat Now I don't know what producing these reunions look like I don't know if they're I don't know if Andy is handed 20 fucking pages of questions. They just ask all of them and they cut what they want but I don't think and is watching the show. It's just,

what did we, why would this question ever be asked? Ever. I'm not gonna agree with you, Dill. I'm not gonna agree with you. Horrible producing. I will say though, the answer I was like, is this Tom from North England or Jack O'Willock Talk about extreme ownership

Right, it was his I'm telling you I don't play the warrior Tom. I don't think Andy does watch the show I bet he had his both his agents from CA off there and they were inviting another agent That's new that's gonna work with Andy and he takes a rail of coke right off a table before he goes on the end of the, like watch the magic that he's gonna lay down here. And then secretly. Yes, he's watching the show. Genius. Now, we should say that this is satire

and we are not capable of being sued for liable or defamation. We just can't do it, because parody law. We're so funny parody law. Thanks Pat so Let's end this show by shitting on Ashley a little bit more I'm doing agreement that Ashley is a backstabbing snake and that she received her promotion via default Everyone makes fun of the fact that it was meaningless and she is once again not there to defend herself.

Andy, though, he doesn't give a shit about the show. I did enjoy it because they were talking shit about Ashley being too familiar and airing out crew laundry in front of the guests. And Andy's like, for someone who goes on boats, we actually love that. So I don't think that should be a knock on her book and I think that's the The view many rich people will take fight see rats fight Fight see rats fight. I think we have an episode title so we end with did Erica and Chuck tip poorly on purpose

Barnaby what's up with night shifts Gabbyby, how was it being black and stuff? And then we Would who would Gary hire to do this all over again? Then we end with everyone Kind of letting us in on what their careers are looking like They're all on fucking boats We're all on fucking boats. Marcos is at a gas station, and Barnaby is turning Land Rover's electric. Don't ever do this again, Bravo.

Well, there was one little quick note here. When Gary was in fact asked a glen, sorry, when Glenn was asked who he would keep on next season or who he'd fire, whatever, I'm pretty sure he'd fire Tom, but he says it in nice way. And he definitely also not a welcome Ashley back. But I believe Glenn had a little crush on Scarlett. On the weird one. Oh, on Scarlett.

Yeah, and I think he'd love her for her to sell her body. So he could legitimately kill her. Why did you have to do that at the end, right at the end of the show, you had to do that? Well, I just want everybody to keep an eye on that relationship of Scarlett's ever invited back. So let's end with a little bit of optimism, a little bit of silver linings,

the thing that we, Shneep up on a regular basis, while the reunion was bad, while there were moments of kind of drought throughout the season. Overall, I think I can speak for all of us when I say, this is the best cast that has ever been assembled on any of the seasons that we've watched, maybe below deck two, just because of the shot and Freud and how insane it was. But everyone gets along so well, the vibe of the boat is incredible. It's the best captain. It's the

best version of the show. Derek say probably one of the best seasons incredible. It's the best captain, it's the best version of the show. Derek, say probably one of the best seasons we've ever seen. I don't know if I disagree with you there. We had a baby seerat from last season, Dylan. Right, but Patrick, it was a horrible season. I thought that it wasn't a horrible season. I would have to watch back in its entirety last season to really give my true opinion.

But even though I'm aware of the reasons he biased, I think this was the best season below deck ever. And the fact that we like these people so much and they got along is what led to the shitty, useless stupid reunion that he shouldn't have done to us. And that is the silver lining. The only lines I sort snort are silver. Okay Andy.

That's it for us. And we are just so funny. It's all parody. Paradella. Jumping iTunes ratings and reviews. We're gonna take a little bit of a break, I think. Are we, or does Med start next week? Yeah, I think we'll put a, maybe we put out the first season

for a week before the order. No, no, no, the first episode of sailing out season one next week. Cause we got ads, we need an episode. But wait, when does Med start? It starts on the 11th. I just got the screener today, so I can watch Med right now.

But the first episode is available on peacock on the 7th and it airs on the 11th. Okay, so we're gonna take a week off. We'll see you on the other side. We'll give you some content next week. We've got an interview with maybe. Dude, don't want to see. I wouldn't say it. I don't know. We might have some fun surprise for you this week.

When you're dealing with C-rats, there are no absolutes. But in the meantime, go to the iTunes rating interviews, leave leave five stars and on Spotify It's so easy. Just hit five stars. Walk away join us on YouTube join us on Patreon join us on Facebook See you July 13th and Irvine love you guys very much Thank you for listening to the entire season. We'll see you soon I'm Dylan saying goodbye Nick say goodbye. Bon voyage. That's a good bye permission Goodbye! Permission to win. Hey Diane, holiday shopping? All done.

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