Another Below Deck Podcast - Austin Powers 2 | Winter House S3 E3

Episode Date: November 9, 2023

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Plus get every sixth free on a tasty selection of Circle K products. We're talking piping hot pizza, fresh coffee, ice cold fountain drinks, and more. Join Inter Circle for free by downloading the Circle K app today! Terms and conditions apply at participating locations visit circlek.com for details. That's crazy Casey right now. Yeah, and you know, really, really will have none of this is Kyle. Under a protest, he goes outside and actually shotguns a fucking can of lover boy takes a piss and says this. I've never seen a press P stream I've ever seen in my life. It's lit up at some fucking candlelight.

That was his, uh, that was his Rosa Parks moment, Dylan. Can you not fucking do that? Can you not equate the water, the bravery that Kyle demonstrated this evening to what Rosa Parks did? Please. to what Rose apart stood, please. There's a lot of stuff on TV, but not all of it's good. It's in fact a lot of it's bad TV.

Hi, hello, welcome to another Brands Banking Upside of Bad Television. That is long for a bad TV. Have you had a couple pops? Because I'm coming from a drinks with friends. I'm a little toasted. I've had a half a claw. Okay. Well, I am, like I said, a little toasted, and I'm

dealing in a whole lot when that's hollow, that's Pat. I couldn't tell. You're a little frosty. I couldn't tell. Really? Yeah. I had the last word. What's that mean?

Well, it's Jin. Excuse me, sorry. It's Jin and Green Chartreuse and Marisino Lacroix and lime juice. Was that based on your, that cocktail on your ex-girlfriend? Because that bitch always had the last word. So you had a cocktail, a cocktail last word. You know, it was so, and this episode, and thank you, because I could not talk

about the show for a long time. But when I saw something like that, it just reminded me to not be so cynical about things, because on the outside, obviously, one of the dumbest things that, you know, any group of friends could ever gather around and do, but one of the dumbest things that you know any group of friends could ever gather around and do. But one of them grabbed trash. Well cases, I mean, she should be institutionalized, but she's hilarious. She is kind of funny. She hasn't belonged on

this show. She said in the episode, hooking up his fun, but what she's really here to do is ski. So you can get the hell out of here with that attitude. You can leave, but they all, they did such a great summer camp enthusiastic job with that insanely dumb thing that Tom laid out for everybody was really sweet. It was timed.

It made no sense. And Casey did grab a bag of trash. I think that extra alcohol had been sitting there for 12 hours had to answer it. Yeah. I don't know. All right. All right. Public service announcements. I don't know. All right, all right.

Public service announcements. We're getting ahead of ourselves. That's my fault. New you go. No, public service announcements. Yeah. Oh, head on over to patreon.com slash another podcast network. If you're enjoying our coverage of Winterhouse and you like us talk about sea rats,

we're gonna give you more talk about sea rats with our coverage of Below Dex season two of Below of below deck met and we start covering that next week a season one is Episode one is amazing. There's a guy named Bobby on the boat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You remember Bobby So we got a patreon.com session other podcast network donate a little and if you can a little more I Feel like I'm not paying winterhouse the respect that I'm not sure if it deserves or not. Right. You know, I've just shown up in here. I'm a little tipsy, you know, which is unprofessional. I don't really ever do that. I'm drunk every episode. Right. Well, this is a show about, you know, nothing is a very kind of, it can be a philosophical concept.

And many would argue that, you know, in the halls of academia and the highways and byways of Oxford and whatnot, there are people that are mulling over is there less than nothing. And many of them, I'm sure after reading, I don't know, Heidegger and whatever the fuck they read would arrive at the conclusion that no, there cannot be anything less than absolute nothing. And to them, I would say tune in. Tuesday nights and watch this show because he's like quantum breaking about nothing this show. It was a crazy episode. Again, not enjoyable, but I can't wait to get into it. Zero snowballs.

Those pictures are as pee stream I've ever seen in my life. It's lit up at some fucking candlelight. I think that encapsulates the entire series. I really do. Are Dylan, I enjoy this. You see what I'm saying though, right? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.

This, so this was episode three, what I find fun about the show is just the hierarchy of the guys. Women are gonna shoot their shots. But what I find fascinating is there is definitely an alpha and there is definitely a run. It's definitely a run. Yeah. And that's Batman and Batman's picky. And I feel bad for Batman because Batman is picky. Yes. Yeah. And there's a whole bunch of moves going on here. I'm going to key in on Alex. I don't think Alex is nearly as into Danielle as he is putting on.

I don't even think he's putting it on. Well, yeah, he kind of... To hurry is to everyone else. I think he's coming in here with the game plan to exploit his 15 minutes on whatever season of below deck he was on. And kind of get himself as one of these revolving door cast members that either end up on summer house or winter house. So, uh, a for effort, you're still

a creep. Um, okay. I, I know he grosses me out because he got, he got the most amazing edit on below deck. And then he comes on here and is opening line the first 10 minutes is he doesn't like to wear condoms. And then you realize he won a flirt of biggest flirt in his senior year. And he's really just a crash, a crash idiot. Okay. Okay. So whoa, am I being too negative?

No, no, no, listen, I just, I am having a visceral reaction because I don't feel that way about Alex. I feel like Alex is, he doesn't have great strategy when it comes to women. It's a little, he literally throws everything at the wall. Yeah, it's a little too full core press, but he is nothing compared to Corey. He is not. Nothing compared to Corey. Corey. A tight navaful, Corey. Here's the thing. Corey for a lot of the cast members is obviously a eight or nine in their eyes.

He is four more years and a few more cases of Bud Light from being like a three. He's not a really good looking guy. He looks like a bowry boy. And it's right now it's working for him. But oh my God, it's so crazy because the confidence is, it's this kind of like law into understatedly, like I'm not a douchebag kind of like, lull into understatedly, like, I'm not a douchebag kind of thing. Maybe I'm an onion, you just gotta peel back some layers.

And then once he starts to feel himself, and listen, I don't wanna sound like this, but the fucking misogyny and the ivory towerness and the self absorption is just It makes my fucking head explode to me. He's Mike the situation and we all know how Mike the situation turned out He literally looks like a guy that was catching those little rivets and then pounding them into the Empire State building You know carry his lunch in a little fucking bucket You know what I mean? He's like 90,000 feet in the air and he's not afraid of heights.

Right. And he doesn't fall. He just lives and develops a drinking problem. Correct. Yeah. And that just mic the situation looks like. Cory. Yeah.

Well, to put it, Ruby put it last week and we'll move on. But he went up to a girl who was changing into her comfy clothes and said that she wasn't doing it sexy enough. Yes, that's, that's cool. When girls are attracted to you, you get to say misogynist things like that and it comes off as flirting. Yeah. Anyway, this episode was fun. I love the show. It's about absolutely nothing. 40 snowballs. So we last left off, sorry, March 12th 11.58 PM.

Um, it's the sexy pirate party as that is a theme of party. Right. Uh, Jordan is hitting on Corey. And I'm sorry to see it Jordan. I really am. I like Jordan. Um, Jordan's having a pressure cooker kind of mental breakdown. I mean, at the end of this episode, what we witnessed was again, nothing short of a full blown mental breakdown. You've been drinking for four days straight.

You're in a house with idiots and you're losing your mind. And that's what happens. That's the very end of the episode. Losing your mind is the understatement of your year. I, of course, do not want to get ahead of myself, but I will. I do want to point to the end of the episode in the drama. Jordan was crying because she wanted to do a little smoochy smooch

with a guy who has a girlfriend. And then kiss another girl. Also, Jordan, curious no interest in smoochy smooching with you. And all you're gonna do is try to do this thing where you kiss him and then you say, no, you're gonna have to earn the rest. He's gonna face push you, go eat a sandwich and go down on Malia and then call his girlfriend after How's your day

Not care about you. So all right. Can we get to Daniel and Alex? Okay, so where we last left off is they were sucking some face in the coos Yeah, now something interesting happens here Daniel in an Austin powers part two type of way has lost her mojo. Oh, okay. Yeah. And Alex is merely a vessel to get that back. And then she'll prompt him to go on his first crush. Uh, Jordan. Yeah. And the mojo is a, um, a silver tipped beaker of purple goo. It's what she's lost. Yeah. She says that she's blown away that she made out with a sexy pirate. You didn't. You made out with a searat.

Easy to confuse, but very, very different, very different. Tom and Kyle are both ready to pour one another's hearts out onto one another. Oh no, to respective parties, Malia and I think. So this is so okay, so this is where Swartz and Katie are getting to know one another. And Kyle and Malia, who are now the matchmakers, sit in the corner because they want Katie and Swartz to hook up.

But we learn that Katie is attracted to emotionally unavailable men. Yeah, well, you wouldn't work on yachts if you weren't. That, I mean, wow, is that true? And then Tom lies to us. He tells us that he's never had a bad breakup. Did he really say it? Yeah, he said like amicable, like three times.

I watched the show, dude. Yeah, I don't think so. Katie hates you, but to be fair to him, he has no idea what's going on generally and Katie hates everybody. True. So with those two things in mind, it seems pretty amicable from Tarno's perspective. We get to meanwhile.

Meanwhile, Danielle and Alex are sucking face in the closet. This is getting hot and heavy pretty quick, huh? Yes, it is. Just put it in, see how you like it. It must go. It needs to get her mojo. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Now, I want to take a dive into Malina's story. This, there will be three occasions in this episode where the female cast who'd love to fuck Cory, want to just really get down on what his relationship status is. And that's beautiful that what the women are trying to do is figure out How broken their moral compass is gonna be should they make this decision and you gotta give them credit for that because Cory wouldn't ask those questions Men don't care about that the way that these women do so it's it's adverb. Are you dating?

care about that the way that these women do so it's it's adverb. But we know what you're doing. Are you dating someone? I'm not gonna ask that question. It could ruin the moment. What if she says yes? Well, anyway, Corey once again dances around the question and only way that he could get away with this stating that they see each other every month and then they just spit in each other's mouth and that's pretty much it.

Yeah. Yeah. Then we get to crazy kids. Oh, yeah, this is awesome. I mean, it's just so funny how the kids are just... You know, I mean, it's just nuts. The core in Sam, they just get together and they spit in each other's mouth. They do once a month. That's it. He says they're in limbo. So crazy crazy, he goes around telling people to hydrate. And it's done so in a manner that you would see in an insane asylum.

So let's say everybody has break time, right? And everybody's in the fluorescent lit room where there are the vinyl or leather chairs and people are drooling and shit. And there's that one guy that keeps walking up and down the hallway saying, I'm not gonna babysit anybody tomorrow on the slopes. And they just know that that guy's fucking crazy

and no medicine in the world will help. That's crazy Casey right there. Yeah, and you know who really will have none of this is Kyle. Under a protest, he goes outside and actually shotguns a fucking can of lover boy takes a piss and says this. I was picture-esque, P-, I've ever seen in my life. It's lit up by some fucking candlelight. Ah, ah, ah. That was his, uh, that was his Rosa Parks moment, Dylan.

Mm-hmm. Can you not fucking do that? Can you not equate, drink water? The bravery that Kyle demonstrated this evening to what Rosa Park did, please? It's very fucking insulting. So okay, tell, sorry to be talking a lot on this. Okay.

There is, you know when a pattern starts, you're not talking a lot. Oh, I'm not okay. Okay. You're busting me up right now, man. Okay, so Kyle's out there taking a piss, painting the snow, having his moment. And this is when a pattern starts to form with Danielle, or a pattern in my mind starts form.

Do you remember when last season when she was going through the drive through a jack in the box, and as soon as she ordered her two monster tacos, she told the guy that took the order. She couldn't believe Carl and Lindsay didn't tell her. They were getting engaged. Turns out Danielle shares aspects of her life with everyone. Did you see post making out with Alex?

She walks around the entire house. And she'll tell anybody who will listen that she kissed Alex. And when she ran out of a live human, she went outside and told those lights Kyle pissed on. Yeah. And the craziest thing about her doing that to that Jack and the box employee is that he was able to weather all of the nonsense she was talking about and then recommend that she doesn't get the monster tacos because they're really there's no point.

They're not better than the regular tacos. There's just there just what even is a monster taco Jack in the box? Isn't that the one where they put the piece of American cheese on it? No, that's the regular taco. That's the regular taco. That's the signature of the Jack in the Box taco. That's the, you know, people are drawn to pure individuality, people who are themselves.

That's why we love Casey because she's a nutback. Right. Jack in the Box is taco succeeds on that principle. It is what it is unabashedly. So they put a piece of American cheese in a taco. I mean, think about how insulting that was to the entirety of Latin America. Anyways, you're right, man. Yeah. Anyway. And maybe that was insulting because Latin America, not all Latin America has tacos. Let's just say Mexico, but then more places might have tacos. So I don't want to offend those people.

Anyways, I am the Paul that Jagged Box has done what they've done. Can we get to something else? Alex and Danny and Daniel end up in her room and he sprawls out on her bed. I thought this was going to completely gross her out because he takes off his shirt and basically insinuates like, hey, I'm sleeping here. And to my confusion, it appeared to be quite the turn on for her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she needs her mojo back.

That's right. My mojo, baby. If you have been panning for some time and you haven't come up with anything. I mean, you'll pan a puddle, right? Just to see if there's a little bit of mojo in there. When Danielle is going around telling everybody about Carl and Lindsay and her and Alex, Batman over here's, well, not over here, he's told explicitly. And he says, and we should, you know, it's not all Danielle, Alex went around peacocking as well. But at some point, Batman catches wind of this

and he calls Alex a legend. Let's, I wanna do this. It's like a fun segment. We're big. Let's like a fun segment. We're back. Let's list some other legends. Okay, yeah. You know, like really legendary people. Michael Jordan.

Michael Jordan. Achilles. Certainly. Abraham Lincoln. Yeah. And Alex. Right up there in the pantheon. Yeah.

Legend. You know, Batman slash Brian, I really feel bad for him because I think he's going to have, I mean, it's only the third episode, third day or however they split this up. I think he's still, he's going to have a rough go. I think he's going to be the pest that in any other environment would be completely shunned, but because they're sequestered, he's going to finally become like the screech of the group. And there will be some love for him.

Yeah, Psalms got to happen for him because there was a scene in here not to get ahead of myself where he, uh, he welcomes himself in the jacuzzi when Malia and, uh, Jordan are in there. And they pretend he doesn't exist. It was like Bruce Willis talking to anybody in that movie. They just, he was not having the same conversation, but we'll get there. Um. But he's got some, listen, there's something. Nice guy though.

Great guy. And I think within the Indian community, his isms and idiosyncrasies work better than with a bunch of fucking sea rats and bros. He's off his game. Yeah, yeah. Because did you see that girl that he was, I mean, my God was she stunning.

But I think she dumped her. I think he might have dumped her. Oh, he dumped her. Okay. Yeah, I was confusing. I mean, I of course didn't watch family karma. Why do you say, of course? Well, I'd mentioned it on the show.

Oh, okay. Bay, I dated to Indian girls for years ago. No, that's why I was confused. My wife, my wife, my wife knows I dated to Indian girls. No, that's why I was confused. My wife. My wife knows I dated to Indian girls and I'm still in contact with them and my wife, if she sees me watching family karma, I'm going to get in trouble. Yeah, yeah, it won't be good for you. So Danielle and Alex, I thought fucked each other, but they don't do this until later.

They fall asleep on one another while Kyle Slam's pat tie and Jordan and Casey talk about how she wants to fuck Cory and that Sam is this psychotic bitch. Now I covered a lot of things there. Yes, all right. So let's zero in on this one. So Casey telling Jordan that she knows someone who knows Sam, who's Cory's girlfriend. Yeah. He's not admitting that. And that friend thinks she's a trashy, trashy, basic bitch that likes spit. Now, there's this thing that kind of exists outside of the realm of Winterhouse and Summerhouse, which is this kind of code that there's an ik on a guy who's showing up to a party flirting, knowing that he has a girl, whether or not he admits it, if you even think that

he does, you don't touch that guy. But shockingly, those rules of etiquette do not apply. No. Don't get me wrong. All the guys are, you know, manhors to and it's, it's Cory, but there'll be quite the reckoning when Sam does finally arrive at this house. By the way, genius producing producers. You don't let Sam come on this season,

but you let Cory go up there, and life is fucking ass off. That is smart. We're in some kind of limbo right now. Yeah, yeah. Well, we'll see. It's almost though, like, we might give them too much credit because I don't know if you, let's

say you have an aunt eater and you throw a bunch of termites in a pin with them. What's he going to do? He's going to eat all the termites. So it's an eye. They look like ants. Yeah, exactly. So the other thing that I glossed over is that Kyle is in true form again. He is up at four o'clock in the morning slamming food.

Yes, he is. And that is a true expression of wonder and joy. Some would call that a state of grace or heaven, but that's the place that Kyle gets to so often, and I'm so envious of him. He's kind of in a self-like prison, if you think about it, because he's a drunk, and he likes the party. But his, you know, how he makes his money, is he shows up on this show, and he is the only married couple right now.

And so his only enjoyment is getting black out drunk and then eating food at foreign the more. Yeah. You really think about it. Yeah, but a lot of people would be crushed by the kind of dour bummer of that existence, but not God. No, no, no.

He's having a blast. So Jordan picks up a head of steam. She goes over and knocks on Corey's door. And Corey does not answer. And it's good on Corey that he acknowledges that A Kia SUV is capable of taking you far. But when you use it locally to help your community, that... Do more with the Kia Sportage, Kia Telluride, Kia Serrento, or Kia Salto's. Kia. Movement that inspires. Call 800-333 for Kia for details. Always drive safely. depending on model 10% below NSRP eligible vehicles include Jeep Gladiator and Compass, Exclude Sport 15% below NSRP eligible vehicles include Jeep Renegade, Compass Latitude 4x4 Grand

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Anybody, if he wanted answer to, he would have had sex with anybody. And he would have had that door. But I think his concern was Jordan had been talking about not having sex for a year and a half. And apparently her vagina needs a maid because it's like one of those closets that hasn't been opened. It's kind of dusty and might have spiders in it or something like that. Maybe that was the turn off.

I don't know. Yeah. Like a box of sorry just falls down and hits you in the head. You're like, who got me that? That was my mother-in-law, that was a wedding gift. Was this game good? I can't remember if it was good.

Well, I'm not gonna play it. I used to have a closet in my shitty apartment, I called the closet of doom. It was all shitty gifts that my mother got me because she didn't know what I wanted. So she'd send me out like didn't know what I wanted. So she'd send me out like, I don't like labels, she'd send me out like a shirt

that was Nike on it. And I'd closet of doom. I just throw it in there. You couldn't throw it away, huh? I couldn't throw it away. Because she'd asked where it was when she'd visit. Yeah. So it's in the closet. Yeah, of doom.

She has a void? Nothing. It's just a closet. This is the thing. Yes, all of the women are beautiful and in that analogy, yes, all of the suitcases have a million dollars in them. But what he doesn't take into account is that four of the suitcases do or five or however many girls there are, the rest are just Kyle.

That could be called bad boy wanting to go outside and piss on something. The fact that Corey is constantly in that state of like somebody's knocking on my door, it's probably some bitch that wants to suck my dick. No, it's Kyle. He just warmed up a burrito and he's wondering if you it's he's knocking on my door. It's probably some bitch that wants to suck my dick. No, it's Kyle. He just warmed up a burrito and he's wondering if he's, it's he's, it's all a lot of. Illusion. That's true. I didn't think about that.

And also, whatever karma, whatever good karma he acquired there will be gone in, I don't know, two episodes when he hooks up with Malia. Sam's got to be pissed off at Malia for something. She goes straight to her. She does. And I'm wondering if it got back to her about that whole confusion about not being a kiss, but it's a good thing.

They have to go spit. They have to go further. Or Malia's just flirting in front of her. Malia's a shits her, and I don't know if she's a girls girl, and I think she would slit Katie's throat in two seconds. Yeah. I don't know if she's a girls girl and I think she would slit Katie's throat in two seconds. Yeah. I don't know. Snap judgment.

So, we get to the next morning. There was no next morning, no penetration. But before we do, maybe we don't hit an ad read after that word. Let's just get through some stuff that happened this morning. That man is raising up crazy Casey. And by that I mean, he, God, it's so funny. He is Bruce Willis. I mean, he's just not speaking to the people that he thinks he's speaking to. You know, if I were his pickup artist, I'm mystery, say I'm mystery, you know, they teach guys how to get laid, you know.

I would be like, dude, stop what you're doing right now. Just be the friendly kind of half not paying attention kind of friend. Stop hitting girls are being perceived in that way. Be the bro, start just hanging out with the guys. Ignore the girls., ignore the girls, ignore the girls, and then see if you can get some kind of vibes going where they start getting attracted to you because you're not paying attention to them. I know that sounds very pig-ish. No, but that's, that's what you need to do. And like, perfect example, Alex versus Corey.

Alex immediately goes for Jordan, starts hitting on everybody. Corey pretends like he's there to hang out with his bros with a constant addict like periphery obsession with what he's gonna fuck next. But you can't see it, it's there, but it's just, he also, if you'll notice, he flirts enough to get a girl kind of interested

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some people are professionals, I guess. We, the thing I wanna discuss is in the car with Batman. Yeah. Because he continues to have less than zero game. Again, it's Bruce Willis. He's in the front seat. He can feel his hands, but anything he's saying is not, it's like he's not there.

Okay, so he attempts this little game, which I think he probably read in one of those books that you know, teach guys how to get a girl into it. Yeah, yeah. He says, hey, hold my hand. No, let's let the fingers feel each other in between. You know, that kind of a hand holding. And, but she says, I prefer ass grabbing.

And not by you, Batman, of a handholding. And, but she says, I prefer ask grabbing, and not by you, Batman, by Cory. Yeah. And then Jordan takes a sword, which is dangerous, cause Batman's driving. She stabs it right in his heart, and turns around and says, Hey, Cory, I knocked at your door last night, cause I wanted to, F, yeah.

Yeah. She said, I mean, again, Batman was slain by a student. He didn't pay enough attention to. She's literally telling Corey she wants to fuck him in front of the guy who tried to kiss her two days before that. Yes, I mean, it's just unbelievable. You gotta feel for him, man.

You really gotta feel for him. We get some people doing lessons and we've got some advanced people too. And I am just so jealous that they get to do this. I miss it so much. Casey describes skiing as freeing in the ultimate release. She's 100% right.

I mean, that's just what it is. I also think this is where she basically lays out that she's not here to have sex with randos on camera. She's here for the free skiing. Into that, I say, get lost. So the searads are not good at skiing. They are good at working 18 hour shifts and binge drinking in the sun, sometimes the rain, but definitely not the snow. Correct. They do not do well in the snow. Their hair, their coat is not thick enough.

Okay. It's right. You don't see rats in the snow. No, no, no. You see them scurrying about near sand. Right. And vessels, not in inclement weather. Okay.

They go to cities, but there are cities that are called to. Anyways, I don't know what I'm saying. So we head to the lodge after, well, can I say this whole slope thing with them on the slopes, it's so, and I'm having a great time tonight. We've had a lot of funny moments, but this is just useless footage. And it's almost like the producers had to say, we need you guys to get together and talk about this now,

or this is gonna be a one-minute monitor. Absolutely. We do, I will say, we do need a break from the night activities, and it is pretty boring. I would honestly say, how about sending them out to a winter wonderland wine tasting or something like that. But yes, it is pretty stage where they have to set them up in various groups and cover

what we all just watched that took place the night before. So the two groups catch up, this before we head to that wonderful lodge where they serve nachos. We learn that Danny and Alex did some heavy petting that in bang. That's a very old person thing to say some heavy petting, that in bang, that's a very old person thing to say heavy petting. We learned that Jordan wanted a little make out session with Corey, and then Casey makes a third attempt to get to the bottom of Corey's relationship status.

And he once again, defers the answer, but he says he'd feel bad if he's spitting someone else's mouth besides Sam, you know? And then he elaborates. And that right there is a little, almost like a congressman kind of trick. Oh yes. He would feel bad about spitting

and anyone else's mouth. Yes. But he'll still shove his cock in you. Well, he elaborates that while Malia, Casey, and Katie stand there, he says, I pretty much, I'm down to DTF, you, you, and you, and Jordan. And so, wow, he has a type. His type is attractive and alive.

Yeah. Yeah. And listen, that's a lot of people's type. So we had to the lodge and we order a Joey Chestnut on the 4th of July amount of food. I mean, what? What is going on here? We get three plates of mac and cheese, four lobster rolls, three burgers, three orders of filly cheese steak egg rolls.

It's just like, I, a day on the, I don't know why I'm so hung up on that. I just reality television stars, you don't think eat. They didn't, I'm losing it, I'm losing it. It was insane how much food they ordered. Oh yeah, and they did eat it, Delan, and look, if Andy's paying for it, I'd fucking order them. Yeah, me too, me too.

So Jordan sits down and says that she's not getting vibes from Corey, but also she's not giving vibes. You told him in the car that you knocked on his door last night because you wanted to fuck him. So I think you are giving fuck. I'm with you though. I don't think you're getting any. Jordan's confession has now officially friend-zoned Malia.

She only sees Cory now that Jordan has told her, her feelings for him as a brother who she flirts with. That's right. Alipses and Will bang into absurd. We don't know what's gonna happen. We don't know. So the X games is the next theme to party. We're going to be making shots based off of our X's because that's what the wheel hit tonight. All right. So we get back to the house. Couple of things happened here.

This is Alex being a real scumbag. He walks into Jordan's room and asks if he can take a shower in there. He strips down completely naked. It takes a shower. This was Harvey Wants, this is Harvey Weinstein. I'm not kidding. This is what Harvey Weinstein did.

Yes, it's really gross. And I'm telling you, Alex is a complete fucking scumbag. That really is a scumbag. Jordan consented to the... You can use my likelihood of the outcomes, but it's just what Harvey Weinstein did, but just with hotter people. It is different when it's a a gnarled old fucking troll who's lording opportunity over somebody with a penis falling off and gangrene. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you imagine that, bud.

No, fuck that. Well, meanwhile, also, Jordan and Mulea hit the coups and this is when we discussed this earlier. Brian joins so he can be Bruce Willis in the sixth sense. Yeah. Hey, I'm here. Hey, I'm here. I think I feel like there's a presence here,

but do you hear something? No. I'm kind of into Cory. What do you think about Corey? I, we talked about you saying you were into Corey. I don't, I heard you, but I just, I think you like there's, I keep hearing like a little, it's like a net that can talk, you know, yeah, I kind of feel that too. Well, you guys probably aren't talking about me though. You would talk about me like that.

I'm fucking cool. You guys want to fuck me. I heard it again. All right. So Tom views this game as a call to the universe to bring Katie back to him. Oh, thank God. I think he's referring to the entire experience.

Maybe this game, I'm not sure. But we get home, Kyle Scream's Mother Nature, we hit the hot tub, this is when the Bruce Willis thing happens. Monday, March 13th, 9.47 pm. And then we play the game. Everyone isn't, you can see the, and this is, who was this palpable for me.

I have, this is one of my greatest fears, is being Tom pitching a group activity and having almost everyone go, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, Dylan, I want to do that at all. Tom Swartz at this point was at the center

of quite the controversy, and I think there are all ears and eyes. I don't know. I think people were like, if we weren't on a television show, I would not do this. But then everybody really, really gets into it. Danielle makes a Misha Lada.

Oh, first off, we have to begin with Tom's contribution to this game. Oh, yes. Which, judgmental X, so my cocktails, to kill a straight everybody take a shot. Yeah, we're going to be making cocktails tonight that represent our X's. She told me that I had to please everybody.

So because of that, I'm going to make you guys all the cocktail, the tequila shot. It did set the tone for this, this kind of metaphor where I'm not going to please everybody like tequila does. You know, this, this was all like a wedding toasts this entire thing. It had the same energy as a wedding toast. Yeah, it was very drunken and sweet. Yeah, well, or if you're Cory, we can jump around, I guess.

Cory takes the time to insinuate his ex was a whore. His cocktail is called pass around. Yeah. What a gentleman. Yeah. I mean, he's just a sweet guy. And like Batman said about Alex, I would say that Cory is a legend, you know.

My cocktail is a bag of wine that everyone can slap and then suck out of like my fucking Horax girlfriend. He's a real catch. Listen, when people think about, when people get off on the thought of having somebody spit in their mouth, you have to think that you have to know that not everybody is as good as Cory is at spitting in your mouth. You think that it's this easy kind of carnal thing that everybody can do. But my sniper of the saliva. Yeah, he's a saliva sniper. People can have dribbles, they can have bad accuracy. Corey wads up something that isn't too viscous

and isn't too thin and he slams your tonsils with it. That's fucking cool. All right, it is a thing by the way Dylan. You know, I caught the whole spitting thing last season It apparently it is a thing for the kids. I don't want to get ahead of myself. We'll discuss in the next five minutes Malia Spit in his mouth. It's a thing. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry Okay, so it's a thing. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. Okay. So, um, Casey makes a garbage bag cocktail and we can move on. Well, yeah, Casey did it because it's the leftover booze found in the trash bag because

Rex treated her like trash. Right. Um, you are pretty weird. Oh, there's another odd thing that happens. Kyle makes a daiquiri with other alcohol because Amanda has multiple personality disorder. Well, he starts off that way, but it's supposed to be about your axis.

So he said for legal reasons, he can't really get into it. Oh, got it, got it. Right, because Amanda is not his ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex- his wife. Yeah. All right. So we move on Malia and Kyle piss on the snow. Corey misses his not girlfriend Sam and Danielle and Alex begin to just slam into one another in the countertops. Yes. Jordan and Corey and Malia, this little permute a triangle of nothing happens now. Jordan unfortunately has to watch on while Malia tries to eat something out of Corey's mouth. Are you talking about her brother? You're talking about? Yeah, because they have that relationship, the brother sister relationship. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what was going on there. I'd have to review the footage further, but it looked like they did in fact touch lips.

But this is the thing. Malia, I guess we can roll this into Jordan's breakdown because when she sees this, she begins to really cry. Well, it reminded her of a bitch friend that stole her necklace. Remember that? Yeah. Well, it reminded of her bitch friend that stole her necklace. Remember that? Well, at this point, Dylan, so this kind of sets stage for the emotional breakdown.

I think it's late. I didn't get a time signature or a chiron at this point, but everyone just starts falling in beds. For some reason, Alex, who was the first one to pass out, is suddenly revived. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was upon hearing a sobbing Jordan in the hallway. Yeah.

Anyway, he's the first one, Bracer, and get a little cozy up with her. It's so true. It's like a Commodo dragon who has been without food for a little bit. And he hears water dripping or something. Yeah, and he hears like a fawn,pping up water and really has no interest, but is kind of called to go try to fuck the fawn. Of course, he must survive. You know, and he does that and it's Jordan and they embrace and then others suddenly

awaken from the dead and they decided to do a group hug. And not before, you know, so funny, I was like, poor Jordan, but also I'm so grateful that in her time of need, she has Alex, who will welcome her with open arms so that he can, again, try to either bite her on the ankle with poisonous saliva until he can have sex with her or just have sex with her tonight, but either way, it's not genuine. He's trying to have sex. Yes, he would love to have sex with her by comforting her. Right. And I do want to remind the audience. I know I said this at the top of the show, but he embraces Jordan to comfort her because she's very upset because she didn't kiss the guy who has a girlfriend, who kissed another girl. Now listen, I don't think that Malia and Cory kissed, but I do think that Malia is knowingly

deceitful about what's going on with her and Corey. And she can, with all of the, you know, these are like, you know, people think like, you know, it's like, it's what law abiding citizen with Gerard Butler was all about. Oh yeah, I didn't see that one. Wow, you haven't seen it. I'll go watch it tonight. Is it good?

Oh, it's fantastic. Little gory, okay. By the letter of the law, justice is not paid out often times. And people can hide behind that. And that's what Leah, what's her name? Malia is doing, she's operating in the swamps of technicality. But she knows what she's doing.

Well, because she denies the kiss and laughs. Right. That wasn't a kiss. I spit this mouth. Yeah. So I don't know. Listen, we'll find out what happens next week. But we do end the episode with Alex saying,

just can I put it inside? Yeah, just the tip. All right, jumping the iTunes ratings reviews, we said on below deck we would do this, we would give Papaya.gov girl the reviews. Papaya.gov girl, she's driving up from Miami, isn't she? How did we not say that at the top of the fucking show? Oh, we missed Papaya Girl.

Papaya.Girl will be back next week. She couldn't make it tonight. Honestly, I think we didn't mention it because we were hurt. Exactly. Yeah. Next week, Papaya.Girl will read the reviews and keep leaving them. Go to patreon.com, such another podcast network. Do a little if you can, and a little more if you can.

Two. Um, that's it. I'm Dylan Sayagabai, Pat Say, Goodby. Later dudes! There's a lot of stuff on TV. Even not all of it's good. And tin cracked. A lot of it's bad TV

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