Another Below Deck Podcast - Buckets of Weird | Below Deck S3 E7

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

Dylan and Pat are back to break down flies, bats, work ethic, love, tips, sore feet, bundt cakes, broken hearts and more from Bravo's Below Deck.Patreon - Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_/videos

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these goddamn millennials what a break is. Can you believe these kids? I can't believe it. I think they're Gen Z. I don't think they're Millennials. Oh, not like my generation. We worked. We knew what a break was. That was, you know. Wake up at six in the morning, Dylan. I didn't even have shoes. I used to have to like tie tape to the bottom of my feet. I'd have to walk to school in snow six miles. Can you believe that? Yeah. Not like these goddamn Gen Zers don't even know

what a goddamn break is. Drinking coffee all the time. I didn't even know what coffee was. You know what coffee was for me? I'd squeeze whatever fruit was rotting in the backyard into a cup and I'd drink it. Yeah. That's because that's what my generation did. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not like these goddamn shine axes. Do you have a cold? No. Yeah. Yeah. Hi. Hello. and welcome.

Welcome to Bad TV. I'm Dylan, that's Pat. Welcome to Bad TV. This is us recapping Blue Deck. I, dude, I got a, you mind if I blitz up a little bit? Go for it. I've had like three coffees today. Oh, I just had my first energy drink.

Hey, I'm going to turn that microphone off cuz I don't want any room noise Go ahead. Do you hear room noise? I think I hear something. Maybe it's that gigantic fan behind me He's nasally everybody. He's getting nasally guys girls ladies gentlemen and Everything in between we are here to break down below deck. What is going on with you? cowboy Between we are here to break down below deck. What is going on with you? cowboy Hmm. That was a can I take that back? I wanted you to talk about housekeeping when I said that very unclear very vague directive. I got it. Yeah Okay, so we are recapping. I think we're on to the last three episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills It's been a decent season

Dylan thinks it's been a horrible season Anyway, we've had a lot of fun recapping it, but what's coming down the pike is a show that we really enjoy. And that's a show called The Valley. I think that's gonna be on the free feed just because so many people love it and I think it's gonna be a very popular show this season. But we'll be recapping that and we'll figure out where we'll be placing that. But behind the paywall is our recap of Summerhouse. So you can head over to patreon.com slash the podcast network pay us five bucks and you can hear our recap of Summerhouse and also a couple times a month we do a show called another podcast show. Five bucks a month is easy to come by. There are lots of ways to come by it. Scratchers. Take 50 bucks, right? Go buy 10 scratchers. One of them will get you five bucks. Yeah. So

I'd say that's a pretty easy way to go about it. But listen, if you throw yourself in front of a bike list, throw yourself in front of a bike and go, I'm going to sue the hell out of you. Yeah. And then he goes, hey, I don't want any lawsuits. I got a house and all a bunch of assets. Go hey, I'll make it easy for you. Give me five bucks. Yeah. You know, people love our zombie corner.

I saw one today. Well, actually three a collection, kind of like a network of spores, you know? And they were at a bus stop. And they'd really taken over the bus stop, right? I mean, God referring to our unhoused neighbors. God forbid anybody has to actually take the bus. You know, you have to sit next to a guy who is he was doing some kind of yoga

maneuver. He was self-help, self-care. the problem is he was probably like 280 stained scarred track marks burns I mean anything that could happen to the skin you saw it a real kaleidoscope of awful on his back Well, the good news for us still Yeah, is that it was just released yesterday that Los Angeles County is in debt one billion dollars So I'm sure they're gonna have enough money to solve all these problems that they've created. Yeah, so move to Los Angeles everybody we Love it out here. Let's get into the show guys It is guys gals ladies gentlemen said everything in between it's time to get it to below deck. Oh We have an episode boy everyone loved that chef Serena episode

Well, we're just gonna be booking rando sea rats from the past, present, and future. We have Haley Pinto from that epic season where it was Alyssa fighting with Camille, and it was Frazier's, I think, first or second season. Kermit was the chief stew. We're having Haley on this week in the studio. And we'll see what her future holds. Oh, gosh.

Yeah, no, that's a great plug. Sorry, I pulled up my phone to get my notes out. And Instagram was open, as it is. And it was a picture of a video of a mukbang of people throwing up all the food. Oh, gross. I know. What have you been looking at that your feed is moving?

See, I don't really like this, this algorithmic accusation, you know, something surly is on someone's for you page. And all of a sudden, it's because I, you know, imbibe and I don't watch people fucking puking up carbon R. I don't do that. The algorithm said, you know, we've got a we've got a little curious monkey here. Let's throw them. Let's throw them some vomit content. You know what I mean? It's not my fault.

I don't like that. All right. Thoughts pots. I love this episode. This season has not really let us down once yet. Weehan really has not let us down once yet. He is a surly little butt plug man. He is very averse to a lot of the kind of commonplace responsibilities

of the environment. Not only that, I'm not trying to take over your thoughts and not still. Well, you're doing that. Yes, you are doing that. He is a character in an Adam Carolla movie. Getting a text that is to apologize. Did you just say an Adam Carolla movie? Sorry, Adam Sandler. Now that Adam Carolla character took 300 grand of PPP money. Did he really? Yeah.

You shouldn't ever take any money from the government except when I did it. Yeah. It was my accountant's fault. No, and he's had a lot of really good movies that went directed to Adam Sandler. Oh, Adam Sandler took now the other guy. Did we cut this out? No, we don't need to cut it out. Adam Sandler movie. Okay. So we hand get V hand gets a text to apologize for telling him to go fuck himself and make

his own cheese board. He proceeds to process that as this chick wants me. Yeah, really quickly before we move on, let's do a which would you rather watch? You're at home, right? It's Friday night. You had a couple different ideas, right? You got two movies, you got happy Gilmore, right? Okay. Or you could watch road hard. Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus. All right. Yeah. So I give this episode 90 pots. I mean, we enter is really kind of the the the kid Atlas of this show. I mean, he's carrying so much on

his back. He is at the he's at the focal point of so much on his back. He's at the focal point of so much drama on this boat. And his kind of delusional, unearned hubris is really a lovely thing to behold. Ninety Pots. Yeah, he's living in another dimension. We talk about the walls of this festival talking to some, mostly people that are cooking in that galley. Yeah. But he's he's in a parallel universe of his own. He's hearing and seeing things that the rest of us are not. Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean you know imagine you know somebody comes up to you and they go, hi do you know how to get to La Brea? And your response is, I actually

have a girlfriend. You know, it's like, are you in Fantasia, buddy? Like, what's going on here? He's on Mars. Yeah, he's on Mars. All right. I like the episode too. The walls are closing in on V hand. I think there is a possibility this man does not make it through the entire season. I'm willing to put a couple shekels on Wee in Getting Fired. Hmm. Enjoyable episode. I give it 50 dots. All right. Well, we start out with the rotting frittatas and yeah. Well, if you don't mind let us start. The curdled clotted cream. There was some fun editing here. The show begins with quite the visual representation

of all the beautiful life that we have on this planet. The stingrays, one of them took out that. Steve. I love money. I'll take all the money I can get and I'll put every cent back into conservation. How are we gonna take that guy out? I mean, what's going on? God, it was fucking with its tail.

I know it's stab him too. Hey, why are you messing with me, dude? Well, anyway, we have cute tortoises. We have some beautiful birds and then we also have flies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Flies. All right. Right. Right.

I think those flies were treating that croissant like it's a condo. I hate flies. Yeah, I mean, you know Kind of a plug for another show summer house, you know how emerald treats women at Sex parties. That's kind of what the flies were doing that clotted cream, you know You know Peter needs to give us humans some wiggle room on on flies I think I think they should allow us to kill flies and not look at them like they need to be respected like the rest of they hobnob on a pile of

dog shit. Next thing later, they're walking all over your potato salad. Kill them. Yeah. And and and I've done this hacky bit before I think. And I'm sorry to the people that have been listening to us for years. Again, I love you and ask how could you be listening to us for this long I am flattered and confused how did we give flies the entire verb it's such a beautiful thing I mean think about the things that fly Eagles Falcons dragons the verb of flight we give to this bug that bounces around on logs of shit.

Come on, God. And your potato salad. And your potato salad. If it was just dog dookie, I'd be like, okay, live, you know, to each his own, right? But nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. The wide spectrum of places they like to hang out. and let live kill kill kill alright, so the editing is doing we and dirty I mean he is lazy, but they really lean into it Sorry, Dilly. This is I've got to create a new segment where Patty helps out see rats

Regarding the flies and then we'll move on yeah Oh, you're really up on that I am well because I actually had this happen to me once It's a hundred 106 degrees there pretty much every day. Add mesh food covers to the provisions. I would say so. Yeah, they're fairly easy to acquire. Be it amazon.com or otherwise. They're pretty cheap, too. Yeah, they're pretty cheap. We had a crab boil in our backyard three years ago. I know. I know. I know. But we had like 20 guests over.

The guys cook it all day with that pot. And then what he does is he just dumps it on the table. Sure. Like it's a pile of garbage. Yeah. And then within three and a half seconds, there were 20 flies buzzing around the shrimp. And anyway, fortunately for us, we had purchased food mesh covers. Can I tell you something? And I mean this with love and respect, it's the most chuggy

LA white thing to do you could ever imagine. You know what, I want to feel like I'm from Maryland. You know, let's bring Maryland to our backyard in Studio City. It's like so stupid. We're always trying to find new things to do. Okay, so speaking of handsome, William looks in the mirror and says, oh, I'm so handsome. Poor Alicia.

I feel a little bad. I went a little hard on you with the whole crab boil thing. I think it's a great thing to do. Hey, we had a good time. I mean, you guys, did you do the hibachi thing? We didn't do that. I think we're going to do that this summer. Too expensive, though. A lot of metal involved. It's a hundred and twenty dollars a person that seems a little expensive. Yeah

Yeah Yeah, that's not even a tip Not even the tip you got to tip the guy guys. Yeah, or girl. Yeah, you can bring bring Benny Hannes to your backyard. Yeah Hey, don't back to the show. Talk about the show. Yeah, I'll talk about the show. Yeah. So Brianna radios Lara for her ETA. And I feel like this is my life playing out on this television. Yeah, this is one of your biggest pet peeves. She goes, when do you think you'll be here? Lara's

answer. I'm leaving now. Yeah. Great answer. Because you provided zero information regarding my question. Yeah. Hey, honey, when are you and Elliot going to be home? Well, I'm going to Trader Joe's. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. You know, I had to go to that godforsaken goddamn fucking parking lot yesterday. Which one the one on Ventura Blvd? Yep. I hate that. I am so anxiety ridden driving around that parking lot. I went into Trader Joe's cause I needed to get beer for this baby shower we're throwing.

Mm hmm. I go to Trader Joe's. I get these cases of Stella. I've waxed furious about Trader Joe's so many times. They don't operate like normal stores, right? It's just a snack factory how's your day going pal nope nope you can all uh find everything you needed in there have a great and sunny shiny day yeah you know what go fuck yourself okay so i get the case right

two cases is still she scans the bottom of the box but this isn't a normal store right they they can only this this discounted bulk buy it doesn't make sense to these people they're not at any other place so it doesn't make any sense so she scans it she goes oh what's going on do you mind opening them I need to scan the bottles shoot I go okay I, I cracked the thing up, but she takes one bottle out, she scans it and types in 40. I go, hang on, I just want to make sure you're not charging me per bottle. She goes, well, that's what we have to do. I go, okay, so how much is a case? She's like, it was like $45 for a case of beer. And I was like, this is not how this is done. If I get this many, it's not, it's not how it's done. Can I tell you something, just an observation

I've made of Trader Joe's, take a look around Trader Joe's the next time you go there, you'll never see more unhealthy looking people. Whoa. Their skin looks like it's ready to fall off. Okay, all right. So she goes, well, I can ask. I go, yeah, ask.

She takes an X-Acto knife and just with a languid wrist, smacks the bell like she's pissed at me. Oh my God. All right, Alicia feels very bad. I think her name's Alicia, but I'm not one to correct. Let's call her Sue. Fine. So Sue gets a text or fires off a text. Hey, feel bad, go with your heart, right? And

Wien interprets this as not only she's into me, but this is kind of the Bobby Fisher paranoia of, I would say Bobby Fisher. He thinks that not only is she attracted to him, but that she is trying to make him and the other women aboard this vessel jealous. In a mere second, he has built the scaffolding around this woman. That is, it just doesn't exist. And you can't convince him otherwise as Harry tries to. Oh, yeah.

It's pretty crazy. Hair Man is just having such a good season. He's so great. I love Harry. I think we're going to be talking to him pretty soon, too. Now, and Alicia tells us that the intent of that text was because when she came on this vessel, she wanted to make a good impression and she's already ticked off head of department. Yeah. And I want to say this.

You've made a very good impression on the people that are important. And that is us. I loved when you told him to go fuck himself. Yeah yeah yeah that is that is the most important. The audience is the most important. Fuck the the sea rats you know what I mean? All right so fajitas are on the floor the boat is rocking Jason has to head up find another anchorage but we get back to the beach picnic and Serena has brought England to the Seychelles Can I say I don't I don't really have any idea how to say that I don't really have any idea What it is where it is and further confusing. I have no desire To unearth this mystery of where we're at. It's fine. I mean, I'm in the faintest idea

I mean even when we go out to the nightlife on this in this particular place, I have no gauge for Are we in Africa? We are. Okay. Yeah. We're in Africa. We are. Okay. Yeah, it's just crazy. I want to say this and I'm sorry to harken back to the flies I feel like I'm beating a dead horse here But does the chef or the staff owe it to the paying customers to let them know that a fly has gang bang that bund cake for the last 20 minutes? No, definitely not. Gotta keep that quiet. Then you watch yourself eating it on television months later,

like, hey, oh, man, we tipped you 24 grand. 24 grand, you let me eat that part of that bund cake where they're like three flies there. I mean, there were it was it was like an egg burst and there were just, it was so gross. Did I ever tell you this when I broke that girl's heart and dumped her ass and then she was- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's soften the language up a little bit given the 99% female audience, right? I apologize.

You know what? Let me go take a look in the mirror. Okay, I just did okay anyway as as luck would have it I had noticed that my toothbrush was at a different position what I because we were still living together as we were breaking up she was using my toothbrush to clean the toilet yeah I wish I didn't know that yeah well you're doing fine, right? Now I am. What did you contract something because of now I scheduled a cleaning just in case. I'm pretty sure I caught it before she did that. Yeah, that's a good idea. I got to get into the

dentist after that. Alright, so people are pretty peeved at we hand because he is fairly useless. The crew is there at the beach setting up. Meanwhile, back at the boat, you know, he's getting texts from Alicia. You know, Narcissus drowned in his own image. Really? Yeah. Wee Man is not as pretty a name but I feel like he could fall to the same fate. I mean this man is obsessed with himself. Johnny says something later on, which I wish I had written it down. But it was basically like he's a good worker. He knows what he's doing, but he will eventually destroy himself. He

has the toxins in his head. That's right that he has to purge. So we had back J man's hot ass is joining for dinner and the passion fruit rum is flowing. Now bat curry. I don't ever want to eat a bat I love bats. I'll say this. They're so amazing. I'd eat cow balls before I'd eat a flying rat which is what a bat is. You want to talk about things that God gave wings? Why'd you give a rat wings? Because rats deserve to fly too. We all do. I love bats.

Get in the comments. Let us know if you love bats. Was that really a bat or were they fucking with us? Oh, no, that was a bat. So when did they serve the bat? Was that during the fear factor? That was during the fear factor. So they were feeding them fake hippopotamus eyeballs that were blueberries. Well those are tough to source. Then they snuck in an actual piece of bat. Yeah. And if these fuckers say that it tastes like chicken I'm gonna lose my goddamn mind. Well I mean a lot of things do taste like chicken. I've heard that alligator tastes like chicken. Alligator, frog tastes like chicken. I've had both.

Snake tastes like chicken. Really? Mm-hmm. I wouldn't think snake would. Yeah. It's just white meat. It's white meat. I wonder if we taste like chicken.

You know, I wonder if we do. Maybe we'll get in a plane crash with a soccer team and then we'll get stuck on a mountain. I'll have to eat some. How many days do you think it would take you to start feasting on a rump? Eat like my sister or something? Yeah, long pig. I think we can survive two weeks without eating in three days

without water. Oh, no, we can survive way longer without eating. Really? Oh, yeah. Uh, I don't know, a month. Month? Mm-hmm. But then I'd have to live with myself.

And what kind of life is that? All right, well, what about this? You're nine days into being stranded. Your sister has succumbed to some exposure, right? She's passed. The environs are humid and corrosive to uncured flesh. And if you are to eat a rump, you're gonna have to get after it pretty quick. And my luck, there'd be a fucking fly on it. And I'd say

no, boy, no, right, exactly. So do you partake in the rump? No, I think I just died. Yeah, you just think I just die. I take a long I go, I go, Hey, everybody, I'm gonna go take a walk. Like, where are you going? It's freezing out there. I know Can I tell you too if I was with my wife then maybe I'd fight to survive a little bit more but like God would I give up so fast? Well, people are like you can you can look, moss grows north on tree, all these survival tips.

I'm like, what, there's moss all over this stump. What are you talking about north? I mean, what are you talking about? I'm gonna walk into the mouth of a goddamn grizz if I don't just sit down here and give up right now. Good God. Well, I got young kids, so I guess I gotta stick around for a while.

All right, Serena has to make back her and the anchor isn't going down. The gang is sitting around looking at turtle picks while Johnny, I mean, I'd rather eat fucking long pig than shove my hand even for a second into that chain. I thought about that for a second. That is definitely against protocol. No, that is no bueno.

You can rip your hands off. Yeah, I mean, good God. So, um, we in is growing on a dare a little bit and I couldn't believe she said that. What part? What part? It's sad to see, but I think that a dare knows what she's doing. Yeah okay so

there's there's two aspects of this one for sure psychological garbage compactor right but two we and if he's trying to enter you we'll let you get a wait with murder I mean she's going getting coffees. She's she's got free reign. I like this take I like this take she just what do you call it where you just keep someone going thinking? It's hamster wheel hamster wheel now. Yes keeps playing the sucker. Yeah. Well, let me tell you what's going on in V Hands parallel universe which is inside his head. Yeah, he's saying, Look out, Elisa, she's coming for your man. Yeah, that's what he thinks. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and he's also like, so how are you doing? And

she's like, Good. And he's like, not we can't do this in front of everybody. You know, I have to keep my pants on. Dill, that is a great take. Oh, thank you. She's playing the motherfucker. I hope so, but I don't think that... I hope so. The J-Man gets a little info on the beach picnic,

and it turns out that We-Man is in... hot water. More on that later. It's time for the jungle safari. We have games to get ready for Harry and we are tasked with, excuse me, getting paint buckets of loose spaghetti ready. We and his, he just kind of drifts off into the mirror and leaving everybody else to do the task.

And Harry's, you know, Harry's really stepping up. His woman, Big Red, is still very confused about what's going on. Does Big Red just want like, does she want sex? No, I think she's, and I need this now with my wife. I need constant kind of letting me know how much you love me, how much you care about

me. I'm very insecure about my marriage right now. So I need constant, I don't know what the hell word it is, but anyway, she needs that. Affirmations. That's right. That's your, that's your detachment style affirmation. Yeah, it is now. Yeah.

Okay. So I think she wants to get detached. That's funny. So you guys are getting divorced? No, never I never let that happen What do you mean? You'd never let that happen. I'll kill her. No, no, no I don't want to be on a 48 hours. That'd be the worst thing that ever happened to me I'd be like in jail. I'd be like, hey, let's check out this 48 hours. Oh, yeah me. Yeah Yeah, and then your cellmate would be like, hey dude, you're a star

Just killed my wife. Hey, dude, you're a star. Yeah, just killed my wife. Yeah, I told you that. You know? Well, everybody get in the comments wish paddled good luck. Tell him not to kill his wife. Alright, so she's gonna kill you know, 100% she was looking at that insurance policy the other week Yeah, I'm shocked about it before you're worth a lot more worth a lot dead Is there any way for me to get my name on that policy, how would you do that? I'd well I would I would need you to do it for me Then I got two people coming for me. Well, we wouldn't be coming for you. We would be supporting you.

You imagine me and her ro-cham-bowing over your death? No, no, no, no. If I die under questionable circumstances, I have it in my policy. No one gets squat. Well, it won't be questionable. It'll be a perfect crime. So, oh, God, I can see it now.

I get you into a slightly adventurous hobby Bird-scootering for example, right and then one day, you know that we have the I take the videos I put them on our stories Pat's getting into bird-scooter and one day he's thrust into the middle of fucking road Pretty brutal. All right, Big Red is still a little confused. We mentioned it. Johnny is laying it on thick with Alicia.

Oh, yeah, he is. So my god, this Greek. And we're doing fear factor dinner, cockroaches, fingers, eyeballs. We're going to manage, and we're going to rummage around in paint buckets. Now, Serena pulls the bats. They're moist.

And Johnny and Weehan are listening to tortoise orgasms. Well, they're supposed to be down there working and they are in fact technically doing housekeeping, which brings me to my point. Men have fought wars over women, though. You know what else we've done? We've cleaned a stranger's urine off a toilet seat. That's how powerful women are to men. They can get us to do anything they want. Anything. Literally anything.

I mean, I know these fat cats up on K Street and Wall Street. You know, they'll plunge the world into disrepair. But us normal folks, we're essentially prisoners to our wives. If my wife is upset with me, you know, they'll they'll plunge the world into disrepair. But us normal folks, we're essentially prisoners to our wives If my wife is upset with me, I mean really upset with me. I Mean really anything I can do to remedy that situation, you know, cuz that's just not a fun spot to be no No, I want to be able to watch television and not feel uncomfortable. Mm-hmm. Yeah Do she severance yet? No, but I heard the finale is fantastic. Is it really? hmm. Yeah. Do you see Severance yet? No, but I heard the finale is fantastic.

Is it really? Yeah, yeah. You know me. I get bored so I went on Wikipedia. No spoilers. No, I won't give spoilers. But I read the whole second season. Okay, well I'm excited.

Wow, this one's a real fun one. You said it wasn't good. No, it's been complete fucking nonsense. Really reading it on the paper, it sounded like a fun one. Well said it wasn't good. No, it's been complete fucking nonsense really reading it on the paper It sounded like well, I haven't watched finale yet. I hope it really ties things up But I think it will it's a bunch of goddamn nonsense Because what you're really hoping for is what's going on with his wife, right? Well, I want to know what cold harbor is. I Don't even need the goats at this point who gives a shit about the goats

All right, let's get come on dinner. Roast chicken and prawns. Where is the bat? I thought this was going to be bad. I thought it was too. Meanwhile, Jason says coconuts are more dangerous than sharks. This is something that we really have to use our platform to get out there. Sharks are not dangerous. Hey, Pete, Oh my god, I'm so sorry. listens because they thanked us for

sitting on that lady that was keeping that poor chimpanzee in her basement and feeding it McDonald's. Hey, Peter, I know you listen. How about we make a deal here? We're gonna get the backs of great white sharks who barely kill anybody. Right? Yeah. But let's how about a green light for killing flies uh-huh because they have this famous advertisement it says if you like to pull the wings off flies then I bet you like to kill too and who's pulling the wings off that's what I'm saying I hit it with a fucking beach towel is what I do yeah yeah I eviscerate yeah you know

great white sharks have been really cast as this great villain of nature. And I blame Spielberg for that. Oh, he got blamed quite a bit for it. But you know, it's so funny, the misconception that we have of these creatures. You know, my wife the other day was we were talking about an orca versus a great white.

And it's literally no contest. an orca will eat you an orca outweighs it by you know, I don't know 800 to 1200 pounds It's much more nimble. It's much more intelligent. It's much more sadistic. I mean the great white shark I mean look at the great white shark with pity in this circumstance the great white shark can do nothing Compared to an orca it is not the apex predator of the ocean. It is chum. Yeah, can you teach a great white shark in a pool in front of 400 paying guests now flip around and let you ride on its back to dumb. They're essentially the quasi moto of the ocean.

That's right. We're advocates for great white shark 100% Okay, so there is no schedule and no anything from Weehan. He isn't a fan of working. And then they can't get him on the walkies because him and Adara are talking about their fucking feet. This guy's feet are sore constantly. I don't know what the issue is.

Can I tell you something? Veehan is trying to walk a fine line here, which is the laid back management style. But also you can have that, but then you have to make up the difference and not give a shit for your laid back management style. So when the team starts to slow down or kind of have more of a good time than actually focus on work, you need to make up the difference. And so he's committing two crimes here, laid back management style style also a lazy asshole right right right and and you can't be

petulant mm-hmm and you can't be petulant if you're gonna be you know the Fonz all right that's not the Fonz wasn't petulant the Fonz was the Fonz water off a duck's back you know most of the time all right so he heads back in and tries to Mack on Serena who tells him that he fucked up. And that's when he sits down with his team. And this is an MVP moment for hair. We and starts rattling off these defenses that mean absolutely nothing. And Harry just tells him straight to his face. That doesn't make any sense. What you're saying

doesn't make any sense. He's he's he's it's like a Roman candle of this doesn't make sense and it's Lara's fault and I'm not responsible for this and you don't need it's it's just like this man is perfect for this show we're perfect you're referring to Harry no oh we and we and Harry is too but I think Harry more so because Harry is able to navigate kind of the the troubled waters of back channeling and Kind of backstabbing a little bit one would say and also come off as likable because he's doing it to the right people Yeah, remember he spreads information quite a bit on this boat. Sure. Sure

Yeah, and he also calls balls and strikes as he did in this particular conversation He says he cites communication is the main problem with VN. Yeah, well The J man ropes Harry into the bridge and he drops a dime But he drops a dime under duress a little bit, you know, the J man really squeezes it out of him. Yeah Hot Captain Pants. I was like he's like it was like that moment where Robin Williams Realized that the Matt Damon character and goodwill hunting was probably sexually molested as a kid sure it was exactly like that Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay. I Don't know that it was like that no no no no I saw something it

Yeah Kind of. Stakes are a little lower. You think so? Here? Yeah. So Wien overhears this dime dropping, and he begins to spiral.

Now, the editing made it look that way. Was he actually listening to them? I think he was. Yeah, it's a possibility. we get to the fear factor test This is gross also cut this out This is so dumb Who wants to do this on vacay? You know what I solemnly swear to never ever accuse Bravo of

Needing to cut things or God, I'm, I'm gonna eat my words here. But one thing, maybe I'll amend that. One thing I'll appreciate about Bravo, and Below Deck specifically, they're not love is blinding us. It's 42 on the button every time. Sometimes they extend it a little bit, but it's never, I mean, these love is Blind episodes were, I mean, like the Severance finale.

But about Sarah and Joey talking about politics. I hated Love is Blind. That was so bad. I'm still traumatized by it. Me too, I don't think we're ever gonna do it again. Well, I think we'll, I'll watch the first three episodes when it comes around again and we'll see if it's good. Or maybe we'll get screeners by that time.

Yeah, screeners. I do wanna to say you know a good show Dale that we're not watching that our our friend of the show Mark Wahlberg is hosting actually doing a bunch of guest interviews and here with people of the show. I'm five episodes into that they're already cheating on each other. Oh really? Banging in the shower and then the person they're cheating on has to watch it on a video. Oh, that's great Yeah, I never realized Mark Wahlberg on there is like a relationship therapist. Oh, I'll navigates the young Thotties through their troubled really. Yeah marks great. He was very confused with my energy when we talked to him He thought I was angry and I was like I am but calm down

Yeah, I was uncomfortable I was like calm down. Remember, it's really uncomfortable. Yeah, it was uncomfortable. I was like, calm down. Him and I had a great time. Yeah, yeah. No, you guys had really hit it off. Okay, so we do this fear factor test. And the next thing I have is Gary getting a little or Harry getting a little guest suite permission. Yep. He basically asked Lara on the night off, can he come back to the, you know, the fun room? Those rooms? Yeah, those are

roles could talk. Yeah, or the banisters where the handprints are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the flies. All right, next day. Next day. Happy birthday, Marina. This is really sweet. A lot of sea rats don't do this for other sea rats. This is a good mark for Laura. I agree. She had a tough week on our podcast. Well, I mean, you know, nobody's perfect. The only person that was perfect was who Jesus? Yeah, he died on the cross for all our sins. Yes, exactly. Okay, so Adair is really warming up to Wee-In and this is where, where case in point she gets to slack off entirely

She goes I think I'm gonna get a coffee. He's like no problem. I haven't bed you yet So absolutely go get that coffee cuz what's he gonna do come down on her? No, you can't do that right now get back to work now, and this is when Captain hot stuff I got to give it to him. He has to explain to these goddamn Millennials what a break is Huh, can you believe these kids? I can't believe it. I think they're Gen Z asked to explain to these goddamn millennials what a break is. Can you believe these kids? I can't believe it. I think they're Gen Z. I don't think they're millennials. Not like my generation. We worked we knew what a break was that way. You know, yeah, wake up at six in the morning till and I didn't

even have shoes. I used to have to like tie tape to the bottom by feet. I'd have to walk to school in snow six miles. Can you believe that? Yeah, not like these goddamn Gen Zers don't even know what a goddamn break is. Coffee all the time. I didn't even know what coffee was. You know what coffee was for me. I'd squeeze whatever fruit was rotting in the backyard into a cup and I drink it. Yeah, that's because that's what my generation did. Yeah, yeah. Like

these goddamn. Yeah actors Do you have a cold? No, you know, I do have a cold. I Do have a cold. I'm not feeling well great Got a baby. I didn't want to say that got a baby shower tomorrow. I plan on coming. Okay Well, can you just can you do me a favor? Can you just elbow bump my wife? Don't hug her too much. I won't. Okay.

You know what coffee was? And by the day I'd go outside, I'd squeeze a friend into a cup that's like this fucking gen Z's. That I would have gotten a break is I had to take my shoes. What? Who are you? I'll tell you what I'm gen X. I think a break What am I what am I? I think you're gen X. Okay, a break is It's pure exhaustion

It's it's whether it's psychological and you're in an insurance company or you're on an oil tanker, it's a moment where you need it. You go, I got a break. That's the American dream right there. You know what I mean? Where are we as a country? I mean, it's just crazy. Gen Z's got to figure it out.

When I worked at North American Insurance, it was so fun because I never had this type of existence. Prior to that, I had college and I did work study. I oversaw the recording studio at the school. I also delivered pizza and that were my jobs. Then I get a corporate job in a cubicle and you'd have to show up at 730 and they'd be keeping track of your hours and you get written up if you showed up five minutes late. And then at 10 a.m. a bell would of your hours and you get written up if you showed up five minutes late. And then at 10 a.m. a bell would ring. That meant you got 10 minutes to yourself.

People would all walk around. And then at 11.45 a bell would ring and that meant it was five minutes till you got to go on lunch. It was 40 minutes and you better not go over that. And then at two o'clock you got another 10 minutes. And then on Fridays you don't get off and rip your clothes off and have public sex and chillies.

Fuck each other at TGIF's parking lot. I mean, it's disgusting. It was the blue drinks that did it. Weehan and Laura, someone needs to take control, Weehan says. He goes, I don't know what's going on here. Somebody needs to take control. What's hilarious is she's like, that's literally your job. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Tony Robbins, can you jump in for me? Yeah, no problem. And then he comes in and he goes, it's you. That's why Tony Robbins, it's you. I think his voice is a little gravier too. If you wanna take the, that's my Tony Robbins. Boy, is he talented. How's he doing? Is he still around? Yeah

Yes, he has really helping people alright so dirty little dirty little bitch Let's get to breakfast Johnny wants to take Alicia out for a drink and he goes up and he asked Captain J man now I would say you might want to check with her first but I think that she's in like with the big Greek. Oh she's more than in like. Yeah. I think she wants to have his baby. Me too.

So the guests depart and Weehan has a little sit down with the Captain J-Man. Yes, yes, yes. He reads him the riot act. I enjoyed this. He was right on the money here. He tells him to quit bitching or he's fucking fired. And how does Weehan respond to this? I am a good leader.

I am a good leader. Well, he says, how does he respond to a reasonable request about tempering his negativity? He walks down the stairs and says, he doesn't have time for this bullshit. Yeah Yeah, I mean he's a bad egg. He is a bad egg. Let's get to the tip meeting Pat. What do we got? Wow 24k biggest tip of the season

18 and change each that's a lot of money. Why did Marina get the helmet? It's a birthday. All right. That's a dumb captain. Jason said he sure birthday So I'm gonna give you the helmet because your birthday even though he should have given it to win. That's right, right, so The heads of department sit down This was hilarious captain hot pants goes. All right heads of department. Let's all meet up. Let's have a chat here Yeah, all right now that three of you are sitting there. Okay, great. You guys figured out I'm gonna'm gonna go take a piss. Yeah, I love that too. It's a little bit like the Joker snapping the pool queue in half. And he just goes, you guys sorted out. Um, great seat. We in is obviously on the defensive and obviously tells the women that they're not strong enough to work on jet skis.

And obviously takes no accountability for the mistakes he's made. So we'll see if that improves. I think, you know, if you want $5 to go to patreon.com slash another podcast network, I'd say find some illegal online book that has these odds and bet that Wien's gonna not get past episode nine and a half I would say. Love you guys very much get in the comments. Oh quick time for you know the reviews have been coming in we really really appreciate that. Any good ones or bad ones? No we got some good ones. Yeah we got some great ones and really appreciate that so let's take a moment to read this one from little Al. Love you guys five stars

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