Another Below Deck Podcast - Caves and Stain Removal | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S5 E9

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

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Pokemon Blue to these people. Welcome aboard. What's up fuckers? It's another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. That's Pat. Hey, great to be here. Permission to go aboard. Granted. I'm a changed man. Okay. I Saw wicked. Oh you did I can't even tell you it looks delightful I can't even tell you you saw it at the man's Chinese that theater is magic. Mm-hmm in The film is magic. I can't I'm waking up I'm holding space for defying gravity I all of the crying and all the the lunacy in the press tour, I completely understand it. It's in my heart too now.

It is? Oh my god. Oh, that's nice. It's just so nuts when you see somebody that talented executing at that high level. It just makes you cry. It's just unbelievable. You know, film is still, that's the one thing

that I'm very proud of that America outputs or whatever. We do that the better than anybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm sure that the French and the Italians and the English would say that theirs are better. But theirs aren't. We are the best. The best at it.

Okay? You guys didn't make Cable Guy. We did. Yeah. I mean, Hollywood's a bunch of drug addicts and self-absorbed assholes, but I'll tell you what yeah They know how to put together a movie hell Yeah, and many people think there are pedophiles rings of pedophiles. Oh, they are they would but um but listen I saw a movie called the substance with Demi Boyle. Oh, I want to see that I heard it's really tough. It is stupid I

Can't believe it's two and a half hours. And I can't believe I got through the whole thing. We also watched a movie called Conclave, which we're going to talk about it on APS at patreon.com slash another podcast network. One of the craziest fucking movies. Should I see it? Yeah.

OK, I don't think you should see the substance. OK, well, I have a huge crush on Margaret Quigley. She is very, very hot. She's so beautiful. Great actress. She's fully naked in this movie. Oh, that's so wicked. So is Demi Moore. Okay. And, uh, but I got to... That's wicked too. I got to ding, uh, ding her a couple points. She dated Shia LaBeouf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's nuts. And Ashton, right? Kutcher? Yeah. No, I don't think she dated Ashton. Demi Moore? Oh, Demi Moore did. Yeah,

yeah, they were, they lied and said they were married but they weren't. Yeah. And, and then he used to blame her why the relationship wasn't working because she was allowing him to have too many threesomes. Shame on her. He's a real jerk. Yeah. I don't like Ashton Kutcher. Absolutely. I mean, we watched another movie called Heretic, which stars not Tofer Grace, but Tofer Grace is in it. We all thought Tofer Grace was the nerd. He was the black sheep. He couldn't get along with everybody. No, he was just not a fucking sicko. He was like, all you people are doing sicko shit. We're talking are doing Leo had his own little gang of dudes.

No, I'm talking about that 70s show hanging out. Danny Masterson and freaking Coochmeister. You know, he was like, you guys are freaking sick puppies. You know, it's funny. And we'll get to below deck in 40 seconds that Danny Masterson. I met him at we were at a at the Hard Rock, the House of Blues, doing an election event back in 2000 with the boy band. And I get introduced to this douchebag. He couldn't be more dismissive because there were girls there.

You could tell he was a creep even back then. Real creep. Big fucking creep. I still do want to get audited very badly by the Church of Scientology, just to see what my Phaetons are at But that's we'll talk about that later tonight this morning right now whenever you're listening We have to talk about below deck this season is

There's something magical about this clown car of a boat hmm I Don't know why but every season season, Sailing Yacht, it's the best. It's the best. And it's odd, because sometimes you think more is better. More crew members would make for better television. Because this, of course, only has generally a couple stews, a couple deckies, right?

But yes, I'm enjoying the season. I'm shocked by it. I can't believe they sat on this season for as long as they did. Casting, casting, casting. Now I all about casting. Now I don't want to sat on this season for as long as they did. Casting, casting, casting. Now I- It's all about casting. Now I don't want to get ahead of myself. I like Chase.

I believe he's a friend of the show. He's a friend of the show. We've communicated. I've watched him do that rebuild on that boat. It's a- Yes. It's a- Yeah, it sounds-

I think when we talked to him, I was confused as to why anybody would subject themselves to what he's subjected himself to. He's passionate about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, I don't know if he is gonna be a good addition to the drama on this boat. Why do you say that?

Well, he's just, he kinda lays it out there that he's here for a paycheck, right? He's gotta buy that motor for that. I get it, but did you see the scenes for coming up? I did, did he hook up with someone? Yeah. Oh, Danny, right? Yeah. Boy, poor Anthony. You know, she said he hook up with someone? Yeah. Oh, Danny, right? Yeah. Boy,

poor Anthony. You know, she said he was a 10 out of 10. Anthony. Yeah. After the next morning, she said 10 out of 10. I don't think a guy that gets 10 out of 10, uh, eight hours later has her horny for another dude. 10 out of 10 is d-tized. I love Danny. Danny is such a fucking pro, right? Danny, the morning after, the texts were my favorite. Just great job, would love to see again. Absolutely not gonna see it, but it's this, you know, it's like a hitman lays out a tarp, you know what I mean? Of course. It's just amazing. I'm loving the season. I love this episode. Four pots. Okay um I some parts of the episode were problematic. Um Captain Glenn suddenly channeling Captain Lee. Well it's a big deal. Was it a big deal? Yeah they disrespected the boat and they disrespected themselves. I'm sure I was shocked what I didn't hear him say he had a pocketful of

Plate dickens Glenn stay in your lane. You're the nice guy that people take advantage of it's fine Yeah, maybe yeah, it's fine Glenn. I liked the episode We'll get into him being disappointed by the Sea Rats, which I'd argue is Most of the results are easily predictable, Can I tell you something? Yes. You're 100% right. How do you not know that these people are going to get black out and bleed everywhere? You have to know that that's going to happen.

But when Glenn did channel Lee, he saved us. Because we didn't need to see the sea rats at the caves. It was so much better to just see Glenn at the caves. Having a great time. And we'll get into him. Because Glenn, I know you're listening. And I know we're playing this little cat and mouse game. You know that we've accused you of killing prostitutes

in Europe. Yeah. That little nun story in the cave, I know that was a wink and a nod letting us know that we are on to you, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, how many beds of flowers can one little rabbit hop? I mean, you kill someone, you skin them,

you throw them in a cave, you move on to the next cave. It's like cubbies. Sorry. Go ahead. That's OK. Go ahead. All right, so because I want to get into the episode, do we have anything we need to plug, by the way?

40 Nuts. Salt Lake City is at Patreon and we are it's movie season. I I'm so I watched like five movies last week. The holidays are movies and we're going to be doing a lot of movie talk at patreon.com slash another podcast network. Pat sees a lot of movies. I see a lot of movies. We have opinions on them.

I'm just so looking forward to a ward season. It's my favorite time of year. Oh yes, buckle up. Three months of people showing up to large theaters to be cheered on for. Because of their art. That's right. Yes. So excited. All right. May I begin the episode? Of course. I don't have my notes pulled up. Okay, the Sea Rats are at it again and at some point I think Davadil almost lost a goddamn eye so this is serious business. Yeah. But I must say this everyone is drunk. Yeah. And it's Captain Glenn's fault. He let the Sea Rats off the leash. What? These are not Captain Glenn's fault. No baby it's not his fault.

Let me tell you something you buy the ticket you take the ride you let these sea rats off the leash, you get what you deserve. Yeah. You know that meth head that went up to Alaska to hang out with grizzly bears? I think they found his thumb. Oh, you're talking about a grizzly man. That's right. The crystal meth head that went up to Alaska to hang out with grizzly bears. Yeah. Completely predictable that they were going to eat him.

You be the grizzly bear and I'll be him. Arrrr! Get away from me Stop that and then he eats. Yeah By the way, did you ever see cocaine bear speaking of movies? No, cocaine bear should have actually been on the grizzly bear guy and it called meth bear Uh-huh, and after he eats them the whole movie is him like taking apart electronics and mopping the floor for days on end. You're saying there was so much crank in that man's system that it would have turned the bear into a crankhead. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. You need thumbs to work on electronic gear which bears that's why

I'm not afraid of bears they don't have thumbs I'm really not scared of anything that doesn't have a thumb you're not afraid of a shark no hey do they have thumbs no not scared of them hmm well anyway a point here simple rule for my life you give sea rats too much time on their hands they break things end of story Captain Glenn this is you. So Gary threw a tub a tub. Do you remember these lollies? I saw one on the floor. They used to be, they were ubiquitous in my childhood. I don't know where they went. It was as though they've been erased by the memory police or something, but they still exist in Ibatha. And Gary threw one at Daffodil's face, and he bled all over the place.

So it was a lollipop that he threw in his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's shocking that that can do that amount of damage. Yeah, I mean, I told you last week, I threw a water bottle at my producer on another show. His eye was bleeding for a month. Wow. I mean, these things happen.

You better listen moving forward, right? You know, my buddy, Sally, we were fighting over gambling debt, like in the eighth grade. And I said something to him. And he threw his pen that he was wagging at my face across the room at me. And it's stuck in my eye. It left a blue spot in the like in my eye. Yeah, I beat the shit out of him. Right? Right? He had it coming. Yeah. He cried. He said I can't believe you did that to me. Yeah, well, you threw a pen in my eye. You should have paid him back though. You owed him four grand. Okay, so Daisy is she's got a cool head about this whole thing. I thought, you know, she

was for being as drunk as she was, she I thought she was pretty cool customer. She was like, just put some shit on it. There's nothing we can do right now. But Glenn wakes up and he's like, how dare you? So. Yeah. But don't get ahead of yourself, because the Sea Rats,

rather than attend to that blood spatter, Sea Rats be Sea Rats, they go hit the coos and pour themselves a couple more cocktails. Yeah, but the girls have to clean the couch up, quote unquote clean the couch up first. And I'm just thinking like, this is why Gary King is. God, oh, I did it again. Hello. How about you grab the bottle? Huh? Fuckface? Why do they have to clean up your mess?

I think Gary is one of those guys. He has very specific gender roles. Yeah. I love those guys. What's next? Are you going to own a slave? Sorry. You know, I mean, my God. So, you know what I'm trying to say? Like, he's not, we're not living in that world right now. He is. He is.

And I'm not saying that there are gender norms. There are, they exist. And we're slaves to them to a certain degree. But you don't have to be Kerry King. I'll tell ya, Quentin, he's one and a half years old. All he does is play with trucks all day and he goes room room Yeah, and he's telling your mom to get in the fucking kitchen. That's right. He said that he said bitch Go cook me some eggs. He said that to Bonnie

And Bonnie didn't take it. No, she backhanded. Yeah put a cigarette out on him. She still smokes right? Oh, yeah All right. So We get to the next morning. Oh, no, no, no people are trying to get wet people are trying to get fucking Keith pops that top off in front of Daisy and there's a spark here, right? He is a priest but there's a spark we get in the hot tub and the priesthood starts Immediately just this weird fucking you know, I know that people hate Gary King, I kind of like Keith is pissing me off more than Gary consistently. Now hold on. Thank you so weird and rude to Danny. I have to say this, though. He got pulled into

that very positive game called Tell Me Something About Me. Yeah, which always results in someone crying, I think. Yeah, but there's a way to do it with tact and not be a weird priest, you know, man of the cloth who who who absolutely despises promiscuous women, you know, I mean, it's so weird. I forget what he said. He said he's well, he was accused all about you a bad flirter. And he says, Well, I'm only a bad flirter when I'm not into the person. Not true. You're just a bad flirter.

It's all about you. Well, you have to be in this. Shut up. By the way, this is such an awful game. Why not just play? It's a housewives game. Oh, yeah. It's a housewives game. You know what I mean? This is just designed for drama. All right. So we hit the sheets. Okay. So get this Dylan,

I cannot watch this show in front of my four and a half year old daughter. They do some stupid B roll of Gary peeing as he's talking to himself. And my daughter is filled with questions. Yeah. Says, why is he P standing up? Yeah. I'm like, Oh God damn, I got to deal with this now. Well that's not such a mountainous thing to deal with right? Well then you have to explain body parts and why someone stands up because she says if I stand up it will go on the floor. Yeah. And I said that's right honey. Right, right, right.

But he it'll go on the floor with him too. Him too. I should have said that. Right. Don't be like that guy on television Okay, so we hit the sheets Daisy has what she wasn't able to sleep all night She was tossing turning and wakes up at 6 o'clock in the morning and immediately starts cleaning. I mean, she's just Daisy annoys me, but she is Quite an accomplished Sea Rat. Yes. She's good at working. So Glenn gets up, and he is fury, fire, and brimstone. The day hath been ruined. Now he pulls the, I believe he pulls,

does Dany grab her tits in panic before or after they're dressed down by Glenn? I didn't catch that one. You know what I did catch though, Dil? after they're dressed down by Glenn. Mmm. I didn't catch that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I did catch though, Dill? Is Glenn, he asked her like, why didn't you clean the couches last night? I think she lied to him. I think she said, oh, no one told me about her or something.

No, Daisy, Daisy says, and very bravely so. Sorry, I'm looking for something. She says, uh, yeah, I was essentially, she was like, I was way too fucked up. There is no way I was cleaning that last night. I couldn't stand. If I tried to piss, it would have gone all over the floor, you know, Gary. So Glenn, um, tells the crew that... Emergency meeting. There's an emergency meeting, everybody get up.

Gary says, is everything okay? And he says, no. They have been, they've had their cave privileges revoked. Okay? No caves for you guys. You're gonna stay here. You're gonna clean the entire boat. I love

this. This is when the little rascals, you know the little rascals got into lots of mischievous things, right? And if you find a kid hanging upside down from his ankles, you got to go, all right, I know that you guys like to get into stuff, but we can't do live booby trap testing on children, okay? So you're gonna clean up the tree house, no caves. That's right. And, Dill, I went online, there's the added footage, you know, to the episode. Glenn didn't stop there.

He also said they're grounded and no Game Boy for a week. Yeah, and gosh, I don't think you were, you were too old for Game Boys, right? I don't know, what year is that? I hate video games. 96? 97? It's probably the first one. And then Game Boy Color came out.

I mean, the colors, you wouldn't believe these colors. I mean, they were unbelievable. I beat Super Mario Bros. and got bored with finding different ways to beat it. And then I was just like, I haven't showered in three days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm disgusting. I don't want to be this person. God, imagine, I mean, the fucking, the k-hole you would fall into nowadays.

What with the rich narrative driven storytelling and the game mechanics that are. Dense. Just dense. Mm. Ha. Where were we? I'm not sure really. Oh, you know what I thought, Dil?

It's too bad Emma hadn't extended for one night because she was already fired, you know? Because when Glen asked what's up, everyone should have just like pointed at her. And even if she denied it, she'd just go, sorry, you're already fired. Turn her into the piggy, throw her off the fucking cliff.

She's fired and all she does is smoke. Problem solved. Problem solved. That's it. You know that's where, that's your 48 laws of power brilliance working in full effect. Okay so Glenn goes to the caves and he's at home there. It's 20 degrees, perfect temperature to stave off the nasty effects of decomposition. And the Sea Rats clean the blood up. Yes, yes, yes. But we did get a little, are we at the Sea Rat history with Glenn? Well, he just says he reflects on his time living in a cave for a month when he was traveling through Europe in the 80s and he makes this little detail that you know up

Just one hill up in another cave a bunch of nurses were hanging out He failed to mention that he'd killed them and hid their bodies in there And then he mentions the sea rats are really missing out today. Yeah. Yeah, and the crazy thing is that This was still early in his bloodlust, but he didn't kill one of them. And she's still there. And she's become a story, a fable. Children tell their parents that she's real, but they don't believe them. Right? She is a cave witch that Glenn birthed through his violence. No, but the townspeople occasionally when they have a really naughty kid,

they bring the kid up there just to look at her for a little while, to scare them and to be in a good person. Yeah. And it works flawlessly because when you when you come into contact with something that is beyond our realm, it kind of it humbles you because you realize how small you are and how powerless you are even if you have thumbs. What are you gonna do with a cave witch at night? It's so scary. Thanks a lot, Glenn. So...

Oh, meanwhile. Sorry, I'm so bad with the pregnant pausing today. I'm so sorry, but Gary goes around and apologizes Oh, yes the apology to and I love that the apology tour is A necessary thing it's accepted by many, you know, and what are apologies, you know, I've never been a big apology guy I don't really give a fuck if the poll let's just whatever the damage is done But apologies are nice for a lot of people. My wife, are you kidding me? It's like a Berkshire Hathaway stock,

an apology for this woman. I mean, it's unbelievably valuable. So anyways, Gary goes around, says sorry to everybody, and Deanna is the only person person Deanna is such a wild card I don't know what world she's from I don't know what land she's from she was making out with someone right in now not oh she's just staring pensively at Danny make having a party and this is where I'll turn on Danny later in the season girl code you can't not with everyone not you it's not they're not all yours

Danny I mean my gosh but Deanna is disgusted by Gary she she wants nothing to do with him I think is absolutely hilarious so Glenn gets back to the boat and hangs the guillotine over their heads for quite a long while yeah the suspense was very intense I have to say I'm does the inspection of the boat here and it's worth mentioning what's at stake here.

More drinking at a club. That's what he's holding over their heads. Yeah, which the Game Boy doesn't mean a lot to you. You're tired of it. But to a seven year old, it's everything. And going and getting blackout at a day club in Ibiza tired of it. But to a seven year old, it's everything. And going and getting blackout at a day club in Ibiza is Pokemon blue to these people, you know. So he says, I want you guys to have fun together off the boat, you are free to go to Oh, day

club, we hit the club and proceed to get fucking shit faced again. Dill, they don't wait, miss a beat getting out of that van and drinking alcohol. And I was thinking, it's like a newborn to a mother's breast. It's nature. It's nature. Sea rats, they do what they're going to do.

And this is why we speak about them as though they're a different species. This is a weird thing where there's a natural call to the bottle, you know what I mean? And that's a social construct, but it seems as though it's a biological impulse for them, you know? They've really elevated or deflated past a certain human level. They're different creatures, is what I'm trying to say. So, past a certain human level, they're different creatures, is what I'm trying to say. So, Sea Rat history with Deanna, she is very shy.

She's so beautiful. She is beautiful. So beautiful. Well, I have some theories on this before I- She's a fucking alien, that's probably why she's shy. I'll get into the Sea Rat rating scale. But first, the reason why Deanna is shy is because she's attractive. Attractive

people never have to develop the skills that homely people have to develop. Sure. Dani is very outgoing. Dani's not homely. I didn't say she was. No. But I'm saying that Deanna never had to work that skill, that skill set. Therefore, now when people are kind of just doing

their own thing, she's just in the core. Yeah, I have a different take. You know, we've been confused about whether she's from the Ukraine or Portugal or Iceland, you know. I don't think she's from any of them. I think she's from Planet X. She was dropped down here maybe two years ago, and she's still figuring it out. Because she's just a, I mean, who cares? Who cares? I've been on it for four minutes. I'm sitting here talking about aliens and shit, and I'm examining it. I'm like, well, it doesn't matter, though.

So we can just move on. Well, we can, but I think it's a good theory. Let's get to her Sea Rat sad story. Right. Okay, she's shy because one time in class when she was talking some other kids made her feel insecure. Yeah. Okay, I have a question for her. Did a plane crash into the building when you were giving that book report and for the first time you saw a dead person When your favorite teacher had her head leveled with a plane wheel well and scarred you for life Did that happen? Then shut the fuck up

That's not sad at all. That's something that happens to all of us right minus 20 points May God have mercy on your soul. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Horrible story. Even her stories are lame. So, okay. So in order for that to chart a five while she was bullying, a plane would have had to have flown into the classroom and the wheel well would have had to have killed her favorite teacher, decapitated her favorite teacher. Okay. Yeah. That is sad. That is sad. Yeah. You always go with rather blunt, um, hypotheticals. You know, well, let me ask you this. Yes. Okay, let me ask you this.

Where does this land on the Sea Rat's head scale? I'm good at this. Go ahead. Okay, so she's being bullied in class, right? OK. And she's crying, and she looks up at who she thought was her favorite teacher. And the teacher walks over, sees her crying, and taps the children that are bullying her on the back. And she said, continue doing it.

You deserve it. Where would that land on the back and she said continue doing it. You deserve it. Where would that land on the Sea Rat Sad Scale? 0.5. No, I don't think so. I think that's really, really sad. Okay, so Keith flirts like, once again, a man of the cloth, him and Daisy. Sig it up. And Keith is just, he's just a, he's a cinder block. I want to talk to people that know him. And I, I want to know if he's not attempting to leverage himself on this television show for going for the bigger target.

Dancing with the stars? No, no, no. Daisy, she's the star of the show. Why not just, you know, go for the star of the show? Oh, you think that he is, uh, Machiavellian? I perhaps that's why I want to talk to some people that know him. Is he just this shy guy or is he a little bit more outgoing than he's showing us on his television show? He's a snake. You're calling him a snake. That's right.

Still don't have thumbs. Danny is ready to get wet. Okay. She's ready to turn it the fuck up and she finally gets out there in the ocean with her man. She has one of the nicest butts I've ever seen. It's insane. It's such a good butt. We have these cuts to Glenn that are like, I guess they're necessary. Glenn's a character on the show.

I don't really recall what he's doing. Oh, he's like, time to get the bath going. Yeah. Okay. He's the toad of our Mario Kart game. Yes. All right, so. Oh, it's worth mentioning that Gary interrupts Daisy and Keith

talking. He's quite the cock block, this guy. Well, this is how Gary's insecurities go with women. He will sabotage a woman he's not even into if she's talking with another male. We get back in the van, and he's like, you know, he's trying to cock block Danny. He's saying you got to watch out for this person. And he looks like Steven Tyler and Anthony is not, he's not diverted by any, in any real

meaningful way because he's about to go have sex with somebody. Yeah. He's a young man that works at Oh Beach Club in Ibiza and this is his manna right. But you can see for a moment he does have a little pause in his face when a drunk guy who works with this girl tells him stranger danger look out. It's based off of absolutely nothing, other than Gary being a cock block. Yes.

But when you're a guy, you don't really want to hear that. You go, uh oh, what am I, what's going on here? Well, old Patty wouldn't have been back in the day. I was probably warned a lot of times about women, but I'm just thinking. Who cares, we're not hurting anybody. We're just gonna have meaningless cheap sex and then I'll pretend to give her my phone number and I'll never call it again right right

I sound like Gary you do you will you work Gary for a long time I was never as bad as Gary Gary's mean to girls oh that's right mm-hmm and I am apologize for putting that on that. That was not right. So the nighttime activities are quite hilarious to me. Diana is furious that she's not banging anybody. Glenn is watching Predator. And Keith is white knighting and cinder blocking in Daisy's fucking bunk.

He's doing this bizarre thing where you can track his hand and where he's, he's, um, God, why am I not forgetting it or not remembering his name? Will Ferrell and Talladega Knights? Get in the comments. Let us know. What was his? Bobby? Bobby? Yeah. I don't know his last name. Anyways, he doesn't know what to do with his hands and Gary comes in and says, he says woman, he says woman mm-hmm Keith turns into Jane Fonda in two seconds he's he's very very offended by that and he tells him not to speak like that okay fucking I understand we've had conversations on the show before if a woman doesn't want to be called a girl or whatever you call them whatever you want

But but Keith doesn't give a fuck Keith is trying to slow roll his way into Daisy's Vigene And it's disingenuous and snake-like I do think he's a snake. Thank you. Okay, so Next morning next morning. We've got a hydraulic leak that Daffodil needs to fix and Danny kicked Anthony out hydraulic leak that Daffodil needs to fix and Danny kicked Anthony out Pretty early in the morning. Yeah, I didn't want to get in trouble with this is where Daisy is like a cool boss Yeah, tax. They're like, hey, just get this guy out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah wicked cool boss Danny tell Daisy about Gary being a little bag of shit. I believe. Not really sure with that note. Well then they just talk about how annoying he is because he tried you know sabotaging her the night before but then Daisy chats with Gary about being blackout and

right he may need to reflect on his drinking. Yeah yeah yeah she tells Gary that he's a drunk. Yeah. Do you have any thoughts on his drunkenness and his possible chance of... Oh, I did it again. Do you think he's going to be able to pull back the next time they go out? Absolutely not. And it's no surprise to the audience, we've mentioned this, if you're into the show, you know he's been thrown off the show.

He has taken a page out of Colin's book and has started his own web... whatever the hell they call it... video log or whatever. Yeah, Banging with Gary. Yeah, Banging with Gary out on the open sea. He's already started. That's really cool. Does he have a Patreon? I don't know if he has a Patreon. He's got to get one. Well, we'll talk to him. Alright, so it's time to find out who's coming back. We are getting a second deck or third deck hand and it's Chase. I love Chase. Chase is the man. He's, we've talked to him before. Sweetest pie, this guy. Okay. And more importantly, he's hot. He's hot.

I don't care that he's a nice guy. He is a nice guy, like I said, but that is, that is no currency here. We need him to be six foot four, built like a brick shithouse with tattoos all over the place. That's what we need right now. He's also got a cute little ass on him. Oh yes he does. You know? Yes, yes, yes. The women objectify him like. Oh I couldn't believe it. It's disgusting. It's crazy. Yeah. So let's see here. Okay so we look, he hasn't arrived yet but we learned that and then Danny and Deanna chat about her hookup and Danny really rubs it into Deanna. She tells her the sex was so amazing and so intense and so loud they

couldn't hear her crying because nobody wants her. Where does that try to see Ritz? That's a one. Really? Yeah. Okay that's pretty good. When someone like they're so embarrassed with their crying that they smother their face with their own pillow. Only their pillow knows their tears. Yeah, and pillows are inanimate objects. They can't know. Triggered, I know, Kathy Lee Gifford, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She married Frank Gifford. And then he got caught on tape in a hotel room

asking a flight attendant, how about some anal? Yeah. And she wrote a whole album about it. And one of the songs was called Only My Pillow Knows. Well, again, your pillow doesn't. Kathy Lee Gifford, Hoda's co-host. Past host. Yeah, she's been gone for a while.

She's retired, I think. Semi-retired. She wrote an album. She did an album, a pop album. Yeah, it's pretty great. That's amazing. Yeah, because it was one of those first really salacious, in the dawn of like, I mean TMZ wasn't around yet. But why it was so kind of schattenfreude for all of us was she sat on her pulpit talking

about how amazing her marriage was, and how great her children was, and how wonderful. You find out cheating rumors, that really kind of hits that. But how about some anal? That's a different thing entirely. Yeah, that's a nuclear weapon. Whispers that your husband's stepping out on you while he's calling Monday Night Football.

I think you can get past that. Actual audio of him saying, how about some anal? Sure, sure, sure. That's painful stuff. It's like Jared Kushner's father. You know what this sick puppy anal? Sure, sure, sure. That's painful stuff. Yeah, it's like Jared Kushner's father. You know what this sick puppy did? No, what he did. Oh my gosh, this guy paid a prostitute $25,000

to go fucking entrap his brother-in-law into a hotel room with cameras everywhere. His own brother-in-law. His own brother-in-law into a hotel room with cameras everywhere. His own brother-in-law. His own brother-in-law filmed them having sex, said, you're out of the company, I have this, I'm going to give it to your wife. This is real? Very real. Wow.

Dude, these lizard people play sick games, you know what I mean? Jesus Christ, that's why I just want to be a regular person. Me too. All right, so we've got a bunk issue. Gary and Daisy. Well first off, Danny says that it was tough to clean up after Anthony. I didn't know what that meant either. What could it have meant? No, I can tell you that Kendra from The Girls Next Door, the reality show about the Playboy Mansion, back when she was still defending Hef and Holly had stepped out and

was starting to talk shit about Hef, she said she's only talking shit because after we were done in the bedroom she was the clean up crew. Well, what a beautiful place that was. Well, what a beautiful home. House of Horrors, if you ask me. CC DeVille from the guitar player for Poison, because he almost died of drugs, he said, It turned from the House of Horrors into the House of Horrors. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. And you could ask the question was it ever the house of anything but

horrors? Right? I mean, if you've got an old man telling a woman to jerk off a dog, I can't really he said dogs have needs to bad guy. Bad guy. Great magazine. complicated history complicated. His son's trying to buy back the IP. Good luck. So. Oh yeah, where are we? Well, so there's blood and cum everywhere.

She says it's difficult to clean up. I would imagine she's correct. So Daisy and Gary have to sort this whole bunk thing out. Now Chase is coming in. He's going to need to go into the room with Cloyce and Keith. Gary's gonna need to move out and move into Daisy's bunk. Now Daisy, being the professional that she is, recognizes that Keith is in a closeted gay kind of way, which I don't think he is, but flirting with her a lot. And she's picking up on that which means that she

should not be bunking with him. Very very responsible of her. What what Keith doesn't know is that this is a death knell regardless whichever way you cut it because now Gary's in that room. I mean nothing's gonna happen in there now. Yeah Gary's in there. He's never. It's like a fucking cloud a boner-killing cloud in there. A cloud of bummer. Okay so I love the level of commitment between Anthony and Danny like I said at the top of the show. They just send each other off, were never gonna see each other again, but had a great night with them.

Ah, yes, how quickly they move on. Yeah, it's really beautiful. I wish I had more of that in my youth. Your ability to dithatch? No, just more strange sex, but I don't think that I could have handled it. God only gives you what you can handle. I don't think I would have been very good with sleeping

with multiple partners. Can I tell you something it really diminishes the actual fun of it the more deeper you get into your catalog. Yeah yeah yeah. By the time you hit 50 then it's just you know boring. Why am I even doing this? Well, that's the point of it. That's right. But I couldn't handle the messiness with the communication. You know, I mean, how do you cut somebody off?

Oh, you just ghost them. You just stop answering back. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so Chase heads back to the boat and is already dropping hammers. I mean, these women are just completely, I mean, get more buckets out, right?

Because Chase is here. Now, he, one of the reasons outside of him being hot, that I think he's gonna be a great cast member, great English, he is more competent than Gary King is. Or equal. That's why Gary hates him. Or equally as competent Or equal. That's why Gary hates him. Or equally as competent. Yeah, that's why Gary hates him. So Chase says, I learned my lesson.

I'm going to do things the way Gary wants in front of him. And when he's not looking, I'm going to do it the right way. Looking forward to it. He wants to be dependable, and he wants to be a leader. If I hadn't seen him and Danny in that jacuzzi, I'd be very worried about Chase's Boy Scout attitude. Also, we only got eight episodes left, so he's got a, he's got a, can't waste any time. We'll see what happens later on in the season. Yeah. Join us at Patreon.com slash another podcast network. Oh, we just did what we've titled our worst episode ever. Which was us

watching Salt Lake live. Yeah. A lot of people liked it. Yeah. Mary Cosby is staging an intervention on her son while she's hopped up on my kid. Which is like, you know, we talked about the whole thing. I appreciate Andy's brave choice to show a mother helping her son on television. Or exploiting a person at their lowest moment financially for all our entertainment. Right. Yeah, I mean, poor Robert will need to get a job eventually and this footage will live on forever

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