Another Below Deck Podcast - CHARTER GUEST INTERVIEW: Duska's Victims, Terez and Lee

Episode Date: July 1, 2021

Nick, Pat and Dyl chat with Terez and Lee, the two primaries aboard the season's first charter. We talk Duska, steak, Impractical Jokers and how they were on the nautical version, standing up to Sandy and so much more. For the full interview head to Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetwork 

Hi there, new or old listener. This is Dylan, one of the three hosts of another Below Deck podcast. Guys, unbelievable news. We talked to Therese and I believe his name is pronounced Lee, the primaries aboard the maiden voyage of Milady Michelle or whatever the fucking boat's name is. We talked to them about so much cool stuff uh duska's uh cooking and whether or not they were uh fearful of it and uh what it tasted like and you know stuff like that we also talked to them about what captain sandy said to them at 6 30 the next morning after you know they kind of reamed her for you know having a croatian gypsy try to poison them on vacation you know, they kind of reamed her for, you know, having a Croatian gypsy try to poison them on vacation, you know, tons of stuff like that. To hear the full interview, you got to go to

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Joining us on Zoom, because, you know, how else do you talk to people nowadays? The primaries of the first voyage of what's the ship's name? Lady Michelle? Is it Lady Michelle? Lady Michelle in a full history recap is coming on our episode two recap. I'm going to talk a lot, go in depth on Lady Michelle. And the hottest primary couple I think we've ever seen yeah very attractive couple yeah you guys are beautiful um i mean barry and that sex slave were lookers too but they were dudes well the sex

slave was looker was a looker but anyways um some people are into barry barry looked like a manatee i want to start this out by saying it's an honor to speak with Therese, my fucking hero, who took fake Captain Timeshare Sandy to task. No one has ever done that before. And you had her dug in on her heels. And I can't wait to get into this. Well done. Well, you guys tell us your names just in case we're mispronouncing them. No, you're spot on.

It's Therese. The Therese Lord is so funny though that's my IG handle but I guess that's my new name but I do go by Therese and are we pronouncing it right Lee yep nice okay great so um anyways we have got a lot to get into with you guys um we said in our first episode that you guys are why people tune into the show uh people like to see the wealthy suffer at the hands of incompetent people um and that's exactly what happened to you guys um i i think i'd like to to start with the food yeah that's what i want to hear about yeah i'd like to start with can we start with lunch though? Yeah, that's what I want to hear about. Yeah, I'd like to start with the food. Can we start with lunch, though?

Well, how was lunch? It seemed to be both light and filling. According to Clint. Yeah, lunch was good. I mean, here's the deal. Are we allowed to say anything we want? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

We prefer it. Let me preface it so that we give the audience a little bit of understanding of where we're coming from so we don't of where we're coming from so we don't sound like we're all just on our period first off you came off great you don't have to defend anything yeah i don't i don't think so either but i'm so we're super chill so they just got like the high maintenance side of us but you're paying sixty thousand dollars a day you get to behave how you want all right all right let the woman talk just quit screaming at her patrick she's i'm a passionate man.

But yeah, no, I feel the passion. I love the passion. So we had to quarantine because of COVID. And we have children. All of us have small children. And so not only is that expensive, AF, to have to get three weeks of childcare, but we also had to spend three weeks prepping for this before the vote even happened, you know.

So by the time we were quarantined for eight days with eight people, you have to think about this. We had one kitchen. So we had to cook breakfast, lunch and dinner for eight adults by ourselves before we could even go. So we were ready to chill the fuck out. We didn't have our children. We had quarantined. We had cooked and cleaned. I mean, we usually get to go out to eat, you know? Couldn't even do that.

So when we got on, we were looking forward to just chilling out and being able to like eat and be catered to, right? Like, yeah, the boat was great, but we just wanted to do some help. right like yeah the boat was great but we just found you some help so that was why we were like whoa it was more of a gut punch than normal sure um lunch to your point yeah yeah i mean it was lunch right like it wasn't anything special but it wasn't terrible it was good okay so i'm i'm sure people uh will shout first world problems right about this moment. But opportunity cost has been sunk into the vacation. You get there and then you have a Croatian gypsy overcooking steak for you.

With her hands. What's funny is we never heard it. Where have your hands been? Did you wash your hands, Duska? Like, I don't know. Duska's pretty clean.ushka's pretty clean. Dushka's pretty clean. We think we're pretty sure she's actually the janitor.

Or the engineer. That was a microaggression on my part. I think Lee is just about to tell us they just found out about Dushka with us all. Well, so I went. The funny thing is, is Captain Sandy, when we were all huddled up and she told us we didn't have a chef she's like i understand you can cook i was like okay well if it's just for one night i don't mind cooking steaks and stuff and that's when therese was like well if that's the case we're gonna tip ourselves they cut that little right but i went in the galley and i saw the uh i forgot her name of the third stew actually courtney i don't remember courtney lexi courtney no it's courtney yes cute blonde

and i offered to cook and i said hey i really don't mind you know if it's just for one night i really don't mind you got lobsters you got oysters you got steaks we'll make this shit happen right we've been doing great days i don't mind doing this it's better than than just butchering these poor lobsters and cooking oysters. All you had to do was open those oysters and put some olive oil, salt, pepper on them. I'm going to talk for a second and add that they didn't read our preference sheet. Because had they actually read it, we asked for steak, surf and turf on the wedding night. Even I took screenshots of your preference sheet.

We're like this is the wedding night food yo like y'all could have made us nachos and we would have been okay but here's our wedding night food getting butchered lee i know why you didn't end up cooking in that kitchen it's because you insisted that captain timeshare sandy who obsesses on micromanaging in that galley you would have no part of it and that's when she allowed the janitor from another boat to cook your food for sixty thousand dollars if you're going to be uh you know thrown into a culinary battlefield you definitely don't want to have any micromanaging going on so what a misstep on sandy's part by the way she could

have said look if you cook tonight, you know, please do it. And I feel bad about doing it, but, you know, do it. And then we promise to make the rest of this trip kick ass for you. Everything would have been fine. I would have been fine with that because we already, you know, we'd already been drinking. I was feeling good. They had good food. And I don't mind cooking some lobsters and steaks for my buddies.

Yeah. So, but then it's a little overstepping boundaries when Captain Sandy's like could you make the crew dinner yeah do you know how to work a panini press so uh we were joking i saw that i was like i wouldn't have a panini yeah so i want to ask you guys pat brought it up we were all baffled at at how how difficult could it be to throw some sea bugs in a pot of hot water and then just not fuck up steaks but would you guys have been okay if they had just catered the dinner they just went out we asked them too we said can't you just order in for us we would be happy to just do that. But we don't know the logistics of, you know,

with it being quarantined, we don't know the logistics of what they could and couldn't do. For five grand, you could have any meal around the world. Money talks. By the way, this is... By the way, this is second opportunity for Captain

Sandy to move this along and not put the crew or the guests in a horrible situation. Captain Timeshare. She's a fake captain. So. Here's the deal. You're spending all your time trying to cook in the kitchen on something you don't know versus take care of us. So what they didn't show is we were sitting there for hours without service like just no and we were like where is everybody like we thought we were like we're like where where do

they go it's it's like an episode of impractical jokers but it's a wildly expensive vacation yeah we thought we had gotten that um all right. Well, really quickly, I want to walk through the actual meal and the notes and how everything tasted. He's a foodie. So the silver skin was left on the steak. It seemed a little grisly. How was the steak? Thank you.