Another Below Deck Podcast - Don't Touch the Dogs | Below Deck Down Under S4 E5

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

Dylan and Pat are back to break down salt bakes, comedy, serial killers, ice cream, nose trimmers, shot glasses, feral dogs, urine, truth or dare and more from Bravo's Below Deck Down UnderPATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

When Daisy says I don't screw the crew, it's, um, it's framed. I don't know what she means by that. It's framed as, she does the exact opposite. That's my point. It's framed as some edict that has been followed now and in the past. And it hasn't. It's actually not been followed. So super confusing.

Hey, hello. You know, I had a little impulse to sing there. I wanted to sing a tune. but last night, Paul Abdul, aka Patrick, told me it's tryhardy. You shouldn't sing because new listeners don't want to hear this energy that's too amped up. I have to say, it was one of the more hurtful things, Pat said. I mean, he really yucked my yum, but it's bad TV.

There's no singing here. Okay. I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Permission to come aboard. I like your more casual intro. Yeah? It's more welcoming.

Hell yeah, dude. It's more organic, as the kids say. I'm a pretty chill guy, generally. Kailen's here. Hello. Hello. He's got that same hello he does. That's his stick.

What do we think? Should he talk more in the shows? I don't know. It's up to him. Yeah, I mean, we'll see. Production meeting on air. Yeah. We know how you guys love those.

We know how you guys love Love is blind. Go to patreon.com slash another podcast. At the weddings next week. Oh, so this week. Or this week. Coming up on Wednesday. That's right. So excited.

This is a really fantastic season of the show. And the patrons have really been loving our coverage. Doing a great job. I just thought. Oh, my gosh. You just did Michael Jackson voice. Oh, my God. I did.

Oh, my God. I forgot. By the way, it is not weird at all that I'm jetsing around the world with five years. It's normal people. Do you know Michael Jackson is not in the Epstein files at all? Get out of here. I'm completely kidding. He's all over there.

Cause I am. Come on. Come on. All right. So where are I said? Where were we talking about? We were talking about Love is Wine and you went, oh my God. Oh yeah.

Though we have C-Rat Khan at the $5 tier. Oh, yeah. We did like two hours. Some of it's boring as hell. But we had like seven people, including Ellie, the Balkan Biscuit on, chef Zarina, some of your favorites. And yeah, Ellie gives a little secrets about... Yeah, I didn't...

Wow. I didn't rewatch that back. So I hope it's all kosher. I heard some of it. It was pretty entertaining. Okay. Yeah. All right.

Mm-hmm. I should probably listen to that. I don't know. Maybe. Captain Kerry joined us. It was fun. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Audio is $5.

It's $10 tier has video. Go to Patreon.com for that. And Love's Blind and The Traders. Just wrapped up a magnificent season of that. I just pulled up that picture of that foot that got axed and I'm actually, it's gross. Yeah, stop looking at it. I pulled up a picture of my sister's friend who was cutting wood with flip flops on and the axe actually hit her foot and she had to get like 150 stitches or something like that. And Pat looked at it and said, that's gross. I would not go to the hospital for

that kind of thing. I mean, if you saw that this is straight out of the pit and Pat would not go to the hospital. Anyways, let's talk about this episode. We have Annette's. departure we have our second comment cards pat why don't you give us your thoughts on your pots i really enjoyed this episode yeah i really did yeah um jena is truly finding herself on this television program yeah she's fantastic she's so fun she's a tactical genius uh she truly is yeah what she did in that chacuzzi the ball of snakes to basically ask pete who'd like to go to date uh to date with yeah that was genius she's she asked him that? She did.

Oh, wow. Smart. Yeah. Fun. Yeah. Hasbens going through it too. You know. Dillet, you know, I was going to address this.

Going through it. You know, a lot of people, I think, took issue with me referring to him as has been because I don't think so. Well, I get it because it might be considered mean to, with, to point out someone, a person who was once respected that is now fallen from grace. he is sad, very sad, and he's now preparing food that looks like the kind of slop of lunch lady would plop down on a fifth graders tray. Yeah.

There you go. And to make matters worse. It's pulky, you know. What makes matters worse is that I don't think he knows that he's actually serving pig vomit. I think he does. I think he might. So I understand where the audience is coming from when we call him has been. Yeah.

But you can't deny that I'm right on the fucking money with that name. Has been, has been, has been, has been! I got to tell you, though. Assault bake is an impressive thing. When Ben does it, when Francis Malman does it, it's always astounding. I mean, how do you know what's going on in there? There's no way. I mean, it's just, it shows a glimmer of a former mastery of the culinary arts.

It's a very, very difficult thing to pull off. The rest of it looked like absolute shit, and he's losing his mind down there. but your pots. Oh, sure, sure. Okay, okay. Well, I did enjoy that part of the episode as well. Yeah. Also, Annette, we'll get to her.

Oh, my God. I hated her to the very bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter. It's hot. Yes, it's hot. We got it. We got it. How was your day on the beach? That was hot.

Oh. Oh, you couldn't just muster up a. Did you look at a fucking map and a calendar when you planned this vacation? Questions, right? Yeah. You know, the other people that you're on this boat with during that time, they went down to that nice little bar. Get ready to bleat me here or whatever.

I got an idea for you. Why don't you go down to that bar and get off the ground and get yourself a margarita, you fucking bitch. Right. But because here's the thing about the ground. It's so hot. You know what's not hot? A bar with shade and an ice cold margarita.

Gorita. That's how we do this stuff. Okay. Annette, come on. That's my goddamn point. Okay. What else took place here? Just everybody hooking up. That night out. Kalen, when, if I, this isn't just for him. If either of us are going a little bit too long with our thoughts and pots, I've done it before. He's definitely doing it right now. Can you just give us a one of these? Oh, the stretching? Yeah. Just say that you're doing this, right? Right. But what I'm entertaining, I say, just let me loose, man. No, that's a good point. Kalen, strike that note. Yeah, yeah. All right. Anyway, I enjoyed the episode. I'm going to give it 14 pots. Yeah, I think we've got a lot. So fun. A lot of stuff happened in that primordial ooze that is really required at the start of a good season.

That being the liquid. It's not even water. I mean, think about if there are a ton of snakes. that slime on their skin is going to rub off into the water. It's going to start to resemble a petroleum product very quickly. A lot of fun stuff from that. Alicia is really confusing. Her Jenna and Eddie is a triangle of wonderment and confusion that I am just excited to continue embarking on.

It's going to be great. It's going to be great. And we should say at some point, I don't know if we'll do it today. I think we'll have another episode or two to be able to play the sound effect. We should play the sound effect of a body jumping off a very tall build. Is that Alicia's boyfriend? That's Alicia's boyfriend.

Is it a bird? Is it a play? No, it's a guy committing suicide. Yeah, that's pretty tough. Yeah. I would give it 14. I loved it. 14.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's get into the episode of Below Deck. You might skip over this, so I want to mention it at the beginning of the episode. So we have Swim Awaregate. Did you notice that Daisy tried her hand in a little comedy at the top of the episode? If I went to a coffee shop and I said, can I have a cappuccino?

I got to work on it. Yeah. Yeah. And then he was a barista. Yeah. And then he showed up an hour later. Yeah, that was a stupid joke. I thought it was actually, while it was not applicable to the situation.

I take her point. Well, she could have just said he was late, you know. This is the thing with, and Daisy's a bad manager. And she's not funny. Like, stay in your lane, which is chain smoking, delegating your responsibilities and more chain smoking. Well, and then after that second bout of chain smoking, which I think we're at about 13 or 14 sigs,

which like when the day's done, we might just, might as well just pull off the pack. Why not? Um, Daisy is bad at management because when you're managing people, especially early on, it really pays to be as explicit and as clear as possible, right? If you have assumptions about people, their experience, the way you communicate, it's just a sign of somebody who's really not that great at, you know, I mean, having sea rats at your back.

You know what I'm talking about? I mean, with a sea rat, you got to be very, very, very, very clear. I mean, what are we talking about? Anyways. No, da, da, da. Okay. Is it your birthday today is asked of the primary who is sitting there melting in Satan's asshole next to his wife? What a beautiful day this guy's having.

Also, that's called small talk. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The bathing suit arrives. but not after not until about of just a complete lack of inspiration from has been oh yeah true but when the swimsuit arrives annette does something that i think is worthy of the death penalty oh wow she says and i quote at this point i don't even care yeah okay now i've heard a statistic here

and i'm reading this at any point in the united states i don't know if you and kaelan do this but there are at least 30 active serial killers. Now, we have a lot of listeners, and I beat a lot. Yeah. If there's a serial killer out there that's a fan of our below-deck coverage, no, no, no, I'm not advocating. Patrick, what are you doing right now? No, no, no, no, no.

I'm not advocating. Because you know I call for the death penalty for a lot of stuff. I know. I'm not advocating for any one to do any harm, but serial killers are very creative people. Get in our Apple iTunes reviews and just tell us what you would do with her body. And remember to leave us five stars.

It's like one of the most unwarranted. Don't get me wrong. She's awful. You've advocated for capital punishment and for a serial killer to leave us a review of what they would do with her body. I didn't know that you disliked her so much. I do. I really hate her.

Yeah, go to a bar and get a margarita, beat me, you miserable bitch. Because you're miserable. is infectious and everywhere around you captures your misery. It's like your bummer AIDS. Yeah. Yeah. Energy vampire, all of the above. Now, the tuna gets there.

It's a tuna, a tuna pokey, black sesame wrap and lovely tropical salad that is overmanaged, baking in the heat. When you have a mayo forward salad kicking around in your brain, you got to recognize that it's 97 degrees outside. So it's not quite serving soup, but it is not the right move. Do we get Daisy and Jewel next? So they discuss who's going to hook up. You know, there's a night out coming up. And these sea rats need to let loose, of course. Daisy mentions she does not screw the crew because the last time she did this, it really blew up everything. She's really bearing the lead here.

I'd say, you idiots, got an entire series series canceled, I believe. Yeah, so, okay. Again, we placed a lot of bonus on Gary King because there was a, they were embroiled in a conflict.

But when Daisy says, I don't screw the crew, it's, it's framed. I don't know what she means by that. It's framed as, she does the exact opposite. That's my point.

It's framed as some edict that has been followed now and in the past. And it hasn't. It's actually not been followed. So super confusing. But her and Joow, I think, are going to toss into one another because they're very aligned. They work hard and they play hard. And that's exactly what a good C-Ret does. We start to panic a little bit in the galley.

And we get to thoughts on dessert. Ben asks. Has Ben asks. Ellie, if she does desserts, which might as well throw that grenade out there. You never know how many bodies you're going to hit. I'm not sure why I use that saying, because that's not a saying.

But desserts are extremely hard. So it's kind of a weird thing. As you'll remember, Alicia puts salt in the cheesecake or something. So desserts are pretty hard. But he got lucky because Ellie did actually, What's up? I just laughing at the salt joke.

Ellie actually does have a lot of experience in desserts because when she was a child and there were bombs being dropped on her, she went and stayed. Ellie loves a story. She's good at telling stories. Ellie loves a story. And I think one of the reasons why we're having a little bit of a time problem in the kitchen is twofold. Ellie's a little, she loves a story.

and Ben, his kind of sharpened blade of quiet down, got to focus. It's very dulled right now because he wants to have sex with Ellie so badly. So that's what I ascertained. Yeah, that's causing a lot of jam-ups. Just to put some little details on that origin story of her, how she became a good baker. Apparently, the teacher was Kate Moss, and she taught her that a cake doesn't taste as good as skinny feel. Uh-huh.

And I, I begged to differ. Oh, my God. Because sit down with a bowl of ice cream between your legs in bed at night while you're watching something good. Yeah. I say that's probably a highlight of being a human being. Yeah.

And these abs, like you really got a, I mean, let's say you're pumping gas. You can't just, like, rip your abs out and, like, pay for shit with them. You can't, like, you can't show people them all the time. Otherwise, people will be like, showing me your abs.

Like, they're so intense. And ice cream, you can just, you can, ice cream's better, I think. Also,

let's do like the line of why we do these things as a human being. You get skinny so someone wants to fuck you. So then you can enjoy yourself and eat like a pig. Right. I get fat. Right. Yeah. Dah.

Dah. No, Ellie is a health advocate and Ellie is very in shape. And that's good. We should all be healthy. Okay. I went to the doctor recently. My God.

How you doing? You know, you know what? They referred me to physical therapy because you know how my neck explodes once a quarter and I can't look anywhere? I call this physical therapy place. They say it's going to take 10 or 15 minutes to book. I go, okay, no problem. You go through this big rigmarole. They ask me all these questions.

I go, great, we're done, right? She goes, yeah. Our first appointment is in June. I go, I'm sorry. I got to say. I'm a little upset that we've been talking this long, and the first available appointment is in June. So I'm actually going to hang up right now. She was like, oh, sorry. Anyways, back to the show. Actually, let's take a break for an amazing word from our sponsor.

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Guest return and Annette when asked how the beach was, she answers, hot. Yeah, let's say fun. Dinner. We've got a big, big dinner. By the way, you know you've lost trust in a charter when the primary feels the need to remind the staff the theme of the dinner. Yeah. Ouch. That's a hallmark of five-star service

having to tell the service how to serve you. Yeah. So Ben's got to pick it up. And because of that, he's going to do one gigantic fish. And he says, we've got to make a change here. We've got to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps. We've got to get out there. We've got to serve the best goddamn salt-bake fish they've ever had, right?

He's really motivated right now. Yes. But before that falters, Mikey is being torn both inside and outside. And I'll give Daisy some credit here. She's actually not the one monopolizing labor. Mikey is just going in to like trim his nose and shit. That's right, which I am fully behind.

Oh, yeah. I love a nose trimmer. My nose, I got to get another nose trimmer. Well, I think you're fine and I'd let you know. Okay. Thank you. Now, well, I don't, I don't get behind Mikey just drifted. off and disappearing and not doing work.

I do like a man who uses a nose trimmer. Yeah. Ladies out there, or just dudes in general, give nose trimmers as Christmas gifts to a guy, you know. Not the main Christmas gift. Like, that's an ancillary gift because it's a little bit of a...

It's on the nose. It's a little on the nose and you can get a good one for what? It's like... It's like getting your girlfriend mouthwash, you know, for a birthday. I mean, it's like, what is this for? Yeah, yeah. Well, um, Dude's over 40.

I've learned. Nose hairs are a real blind spot for him. They don't know. I once knew a dude he could only breathe through his mouth. And he's asking everybody, he's like, I'm having trouble breathing through my nose. It's because it was, you know, filled with hair. No, it's probably because he had a wicked cocaine problem.

Well, that too. He's dead now. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Right. Anyway. When you sneeze up that much stuff, I mean, your nose just collapses in on itself. Listen.

this motivation that has been had, this rejuvenation, this moxian drive quickly dissipates. And he says, the day got away from me. It's just, it's been like 45 minutes. So I'm not really sure how this happened. But he starts to panic and starts to put the fish in the oven. It's going to take an hour and a half. And tonight is the cowboy dinner. And things are really heating up in the kitchen.

Has been stress is wearing off on Ellie, who. Is this where she says she feels the need to manage? Oh, she's yapping away. She goes, hey, Jenna. Oh. Why you come get these dishes, huh? Oh, yeah. Or she says, we need dishes right now.

And Jenna goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

You got to watch how you talk to people you don't know that well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Air on the side of caution. And air on the side of like, you might be talking to a general. Now, Jenna is a formidable foe. You do not want to bark orders at Jenna.

Okay, she will ruin you. Dinner gets going. And we've got walkie problems. Okay. Wine and water service is over. And now it's turn, now it's time for caviar and local snapper saviche. This was a composed dish. It was in a shot glass, which is trash.

But it was a lovely way to start off a meal. I'm going to give it 64 pots. Oh, that's pretty good. How many pots do you give it for inventiveness, including the shotguns? 12. Out of 100. All right.

So we got this walkie-talkie problem, right? And Ben goes, I can't hear you. And Daisy, kind of out of fucking nowhere, goes, why don't you serve a fucking plate on time? Then you could fucking talk to me. And I think she spits at him. He was just like, I'm not a big defender of Ben, but like, Okay. This is adding chaos on, all right. Do I have a booger? Is that way you did like that?

No, no. No, no. Okay. Kermit, who I'm not a fan of either. Right, right, right, right. Would have handled this so much better. She would have understood this man is already in a chaos. His mind's already chaotic. Right. Why put another layer of chaos in this by frazzling him? Daisy does not have this temperament. She just starts throwing more gasoline on the fire, getting him more up. upset. Stupid. Stupid. Why are you getting so angry? He's just saying he can't hear you. Like, her solution to this is I'll text you. He's cooking dinner for fucking 10 people. What are we? Yeah, he doesn't want to have to keep walking over to his phone. Um, so he heads up for the second course, which is, um, one of the most confusing plates of food. I think, not just on this show. I think I've ever seen in my entire life. Um, it is a shallow, um, it is a shallow,

puddle of gazpacho, one of the worst foods. What was that fucking thing on top of it? Who knows? It was a giant, feelowed block of something. I assume it was a dairy product. It was bizarre. Minimalistic and hauntingly so. I would give it one pot. And cohesion, gazpacho, and then we're going to have fish. Gaspacho and fish fine.

Really? Okay. Yeah. Gospacho and fish is fine. We're still, we're in, I mean, listen, we're in Italy right now, right? That's fine. Okay. I mean, we're not, but I guess. No, but thematically, right. Thematically. What throws that whole eat, pray, love journey off is the shot glass of saviche. That's a little, it's a little bit different.

Okay. So then, Ben heads up with the salt-crusted fish. He pairs it with a caper and butter sauce, potato, and broccoli as accoutrements. Um, obviously these are side dishes for children, but when you're, when you're delivering just kind of a classic cuisine like this, I'm okay with some broccoli and potatoes. I thought this was a lovely dish. I'm going to give this dish 77 pots. Proud of him, you know, I really think that, um, I think that he's turning a quarter. No, no, I don't. Um, Ben says it doesn't matter that the food was late. No one, if they've eaten a delicious meal,

cares that it was late. I begged to differ. Beg to differ. I begged to differ. Ellie knocked it out of the park with the dessert. And Ben says Ellie's not going to out of the park generally because she's standing up to his flirtation. When he's actually kind of rethinking his thoughts on Alicia, he thought initially he was

too hard. He ran her out of that galley. Now he's like, oh, no, she was an absolute fuck up. Yeah, but also you had a completely different posture towards. Alicia. So comment cards have been left and it's time for the next day. Docking goes very well and we move on to them departing. Annette is very, very upset. Okay. Annette's highlight of this entire vacation was writing this card. Oh. Okay. I love how the editor zoomed in on that comment box. And I also love how we got to see the reviews before the C rats did. just one of the highlights. I'd say the comment card

that pointed out the C rats almost left a paying customer to drown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the most damning indictment on the charge. Yeah, it was really, really,

it was really amazing. That was my favorite part of the comment card as well, because they were like, you know, there were some delays with the food, right? So that's going to knock you down two stars. Also, just to mention,

almost killed one of us. So that's going to be two stars. And we get it, but two stars. Imagine a Yelp review. Would have left zero if I could. No, no, no. Their Yelp review would be like three stars or two and a half stars, had a great time, almost died.

Food was really, really good, but a little slow. Would recommend depending on the day. All right. So Mikey gets the helmet. And which should have gone to Ben. Ridiculous. Tip, by the way, are you going to cover that? 20 grand, 1,500 each.

I think the charter guests spend more money on polo balls. Honey, we're running low. Annette's voice is in Ben's head. Oh, yes. She was walking around the boat saying this is not five stars, and she was too hot. And while I'm not, I'm not. I'm not quite a fan of Annette.

I'm also not quite a fan of blind shoutouts to serial killers. She's annoying, but when she's walking around this bow, what she is saying is 100% correct. She's 100% correct. This is dog shit. Okay? Now, you can have a better attitude,

but like, my God. We get to a little bit of a flirt between Eddie and Alicia. Now, this is where we could really play that sound effect because, my God. It was crazy. They were flirting it up. And the only thing I could glean from this, let's be all honest here. Yeah. When you're dating Alicia, your relationship is about as secure as a Nick Cannon Condom.

Well, well, well. And, and, okay, so here's the thing. I feel like that's a tough comparison because it's not that they're not secure. It's that he rips them off. But I would say about as secure as Alec Baldwin producing a movie where there's a gun fight. I would say that's a good one. Because, you know, Alicia's here, let's catch you with this. If she's dating a Canadian for two months, then it's about as secure as a mechanic on them.

And who can't we say that about? Right. My God. I mean, listen, I don't want to pull like a reverse one child policy, but somebody's got to tell him like legally, you can't do this. It's crazy. Fucking Nick Cannon. All right.

So Ben has an impromptu request from Daisy in a towel. Hey, let her get dressed, though. He goes, can I hang back and stay in the guest cabin? I need to decompress. Now, Jenna is pissed. And my favorite thing about Jenna is that she genuinely has a from Mars affection for has been. I mean, she's talking about him being a little bird. She loves him.

I know. Yeah. I wonder if he had gone out that night, would they have made out? Not sure. Maybe that's the little spark he needs to reinvigorate his love and passion for the culinary arts. Intimacy. He's lost his muse. He needs to find another.

Yeah. Right now he's just making mayo-based salads in the sun. It's glory of the lunch, lady. All right. How does the song go? Slopi-dough. Slopi-sloppy-doh. That's it.

A sloppy-dough. Lobby-dough. So funny. Okay, so we head out for the night. There are more feral dogs. A fixture, I believe, of every night out in this guy. Godforsaken place. I don't know where we are.

Don't touch them. I mean, seriously, don't, though. So they're covered in crude oil. We head out and Alicia is putting her hand on the back of Eddie's head, drawing him in in this kind of sexual gratitude for ordering her a drink or something. And Ellie, she starts talking about the kind of guy she likes. fucking alpha. Viking.

She wants to mate with him. She wants to merge genetically with Jiao. Jow. We're sitting down at dinner and as disgusting as Ben's food is, this was fried pigeon and friend fries. Oh, yeah, this was disgusting. Yeah, I thought you were going to say Ellie's conversation starter. Oh, yeah. Go ahead.

All right. Well, Ellie announces that everyone should tell, at the table something about themselves that no one knows. And then she says, oh, I'll go first. Yeah. I'm a squirder. Well, she kind of, she, she asks how many squatters we have at the table. Oh, right.

She's, well, I'm one. Right. Well, if you're going to ask that question, it's kind of implied that you're, you're one. A bit of a fountain down there, yeah. I thought I hooked up with a squirder once, and then I realized she just peed in my bed. Been there, sister. Yeah.

Urine's powerful. It went right through my box spring. Yep. Like fucking that acid in those aliens. Uh-huh. Yeah, a lot of people don't know that about urine. A lot of people don't know that about piss. Women.

You know what I told? Speaking of my doctor, going back to my doctor, I said the PSI on my urine stream has gone down. I'm a little concerned about that. She said, do you stand when you pee? I say, no. I sit. She said, good.

Did you know that men are supposed to sit when they pee? Well, the whole squatty potty thing. But you're supposed to, all the guys out there, all seven guys listening, you're supposed to be sitting. It's good for your pelvic floor. Don't worry about the emasculation. Just take a break and urinate.

I'll deal with the masculation. By the way, Mikey thinks upon hearing Ellie and watch her, watching her, he's like, I think she's fun. I wonder what I would give him that impression. Yeah. Now, the Sea Rats are all really, really,

bought into the process. Now, Eddie and Jenna start to mix it up a little bit. I think I couldn't tell if Eddie was the architect of this because if it was, he's a genius. How to close that. Let more ass for less money. Nothing gets a girl hotter than competition.

That's why these dating shows weren't telling it. And he does just that. He's getting all hot and bothered. Hence, you know, we've got some texting that happens at the end of this episode. Dear. There. Bear. So, yeah.

The producers ask Alicia, why are you so jealous? You have a boyfriend? And Alicia says, it's human nature. Not really, though, if you have a boyfriend, I think it's just, you know, the boyfriend is an appra boyfriend right now. And Eddie is a... Well, he's there. that's it. Yep.

Let's call a spade of spade. Yep. I couldn't say any better, quite honestly. We get back to, no, Mikey and Ellie to a peck. These guys are very forward. Mikey is very forward. He's dove into two kisses so far. Daisy and Ellie and Ellie, I mean, my goodness gracious, great to go, Mikey.

I mean, this is what's great about this season so far. And by the way, the pushback on Ellie. I should say, I said, way to go, Mikey. If you get the, you kind of need that guy on the runway giving you those signs before you lurch in for a kiss. But, you know, and anyway, we're sea rats. We're having fun. It's a little light. We have a love triangle already.

Uh-huh. We have the fun of Ellie and Mikey because Ellie's just fun. She's fun. Yeah. And then, of course, we have now Daisy and Jewel, but we know Joao. Joal is a man of unsatisfied, unquenched taste. Joal will be the one that writes that review for us. Yeah, that's the kind of guy Joow is.

He isn't going to be happy unless he tears through that entire boat. Who knows if he'll do it or not, but let's get to it, the ball of snakes. Ellie sits this one out, and then we get to truth or dare. Man. still playing that it's kind of crazy like the arrested development is is the only thing that we could ever ask for for this television program but it does beg the question like you guys don't want to just you can't like just like talk to each i mean maybe you guys kiss and stuff but like do we have to gamify this whole thing it's fucking crazy this is the foreplay to the hookup you can't

just talk and then just start making it out you need an excuse to kind of work your way up into it. I guess so. But a lot of smut takes place. Chowell gets naked, runs around, hops on the side of the jacuzzi, starts fucking the side of the jacuzzi. Daisy kisses him. Jenna asks who he wants to go out with. He says her, they hook up.

Alicia, she's boiling. She's raising the temperature of this solution, this thick, thick sludge that all these sea rats are in. And then we had to bet. And texts are fired off. Mm-hmm. Because you're all in my head. I don't think about it over and over again.

I think that was it. That's it. Get in the comments. Let us know. Great season so far. She was saying, I need, like, you're in, that wasn't clear. She was like, I'm thinking about you a lot. Like, and then he, kind of a pig.

He's like, I'll dump her in a minute. Two seconds. Like, that's kind of crazy. I don't know why he's saying that. Jenna is so much nicer. You're both lovely. Sure. Galen, any final thoughts?

Great episode, boys. Thank you. In the comments, let us know what you thought about the episode. Love is Blind Weddings this week. Go to patreon.com slash another podcast network. Traders finale is there as well. CREC-Rat Con. So much good stuff there.

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