Another Below Deck Podcast - Drinking Emotion | Winter House S3 E6

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

Pat, Dylan and Ruby are back to talk about gas station pills, smoking, naming children, brunches, disrobing in front of others and more from Bravo's Winter House. Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbachelorpodcast/This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

He walks in, it was Alex and Danielle and he's like, hey, it smells like, uh, I don't know, gross in here. Yeah, he goes, um, did you guys smoke in here? And Danielle says, no, we just had sex. Stop. someone, you know, we just watched training day. And when Dan Zell puts that big pen in snoops throat so that he can throw up the crack rock, that's what I want myself to do to me when Danielle volunteers that she's sexually active. Because no one needs to know that everyone already does,

it doesn't need to be set aloud. You're being pathetic. The little hole that she kept making me want to crawl to the bottom of every time she would do something like this. She just thought to myself, you're making me want to dig. You're making me want to dig. I just dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. That's what you're making me do to you.

There's a lot of stuff on TV. Even on all of it's good and jam-packed. A lot of it's at TV. Hi, hello, and welcome to another brand's banking new episode of Bad Television. That's long for Bad TV. I'm Dylan Saddle, up next to one Patrick Hickey. Great to be here.

My baby sister, Pupaya down girl, is to my right. Gorgeous down trench coat. Hey, Dylan. Is that down? Sure. Not fleece. You know, the listeners love your banter, but I gotta tell you, Jill, you're always going to lose coming up against Ruby. She's a big fan favorite. They love the ruse. I don't think I've ever seen someone say anything bad about Ruby. Dylan has been telling me that I'm in the wrong because I think it's cold here, but every place I go is cold It's in the 50s. You're allowed to wear coats. You know what it's not colder than

steamboat State yep Can I we have public service announcements ratings reviews I'll pull up some to read right now get in there five stars Let us know what you think about the show not about the podcast ratings reviews, I'll pull up some to read right now, get in there, five stars. Let us know what you think about the show, not about the podcast. No, no.

Five stars, tell us why you hate the show, or five stars, tell us why you live this podcast. Patrick Vanderpump is right around the corner. Yes, January, we're gonna be doing that with Ruby Rooms. We're still trying to figure out if that's gonna be on this feed, which is, oh, I guess it's on below deck and bad TV. But anyway, definitely if we make it free, it will be on our bad TV feed.

So we'll let you know. But more important business, we are wrapping up the golden bachelor. Okay. This is the season finale. It's season finale. Season finale. Okay. So if you, who cares?

Everyone's going to be talking about who Jerry picked on a I don't know Monday morning in the office You need to know where you're gonna be left out. Oh busted up about what I've done You're such a nice person you want to know what he's up to and his goddamn shenanigans Speaking of this reviews called hysterical from Julien Erie, five stars. I give it a hundred canes, loving the discussion reviews on Golden Bachelor. Laugh out loud, funny, space, exclamation mark. Love that, love that.

There you go. Okay, and then if you wanna hear us talk more, we do two shows for five bucks a week. Ooh, bargain. A bargain. What is that, the math there? Let's see, two shows times four. What is that? The math, let's see. Two shows times four. What is that?

Eight shows for five bucks. Target's charging like 13 bucks for quadriplegic Santa Claus. That's right. Yeah, I am their Muslim. Oh wow. And gay. No limbs. You know, I wasn't looking on the shelf.

My daughter when she poops in the toilet three times, when I'll poop in her pants, she gets a poopy surprise. So I, I'm glad you've extended it to three because for a while it was every successful bowel movement. It got expensive. So she likes the Barbie, she's into the Barbie, so I'm just looking at the aisle. I just grab a damn Barbie, I pay for it at Target,

put it in the bag, bring it home, ask my wife, did she not poop in her pants, wife says, nope, she pooped in the toilet. I handed the toy. It's a goddamn Barbie that has a prosthetic leg. You know this little three year old? Yeah. She's like ew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're judgmental at three. And that's wrong. You cannot say ew to people who have lost limbs because imagine what they go through, we should all be grateful to be happy and healthy, not saying that the people who don't have limbs aren't healthy, but it's less than. They're still healthy, I'm assuming, but... The point I was making is that three-year-olds are pretty judgy, a little creature.

Yeah, and it's also just horrific that you guys are trying to indoctrinate her with gender norms, but that will be discussed at a later date. We have Winterhouse to get into. Oh, yes. And let me tell you something. I'm going to go ahead with snowballs if you guys don't mind. Please, please, please. Zero snowballs.

The snowballs are all melted and it's a puddle. It's a puddle. Jack Frost is dead. Oh, no. This show, this episode was, so there's no form to it. It's a mebic, it's a prokaryote. If that's the right word, it's just absolute nonsense.

Linear chaos. Yeah, it's like, if a Jackson Pollock painting was worth nothing, that's what this episode was. There was something lovely to witness and that was Danielle just embarrassing herself on a national stage. There is no recording deal. There is no William Hung recording deal after this kind of embarrassment. It's just people dragging you on Twitter. There's literally nothing good that can come from this. Danielle is losing her fucking mind, and she has a drinking problem. The puddles.

One puddle, yeah. Ruby, would you like to go next? Sure. I would say I think Daniel is going through a hard time. I did pick up one little oopsie poopsy from Amanda this week that said that she thought that they were going to get back together as in Daniel and Robert and I I don't know why so it's newer to her because so she's drinking a lot because she's sad, but I don't have a puddle. I have Jack Frost the first the bottom two snowballs of his body melted Hmm, you came here dad is come over here Dad

No, Timmy lean close. He can still talk. He's melting But the mouth is there and the carrot is like three inches above the ground but he and no shade Sun is shining. He is melting. He's dying. Wow. Okay, you know, I recently caught how many snowballs is it would be? It would be what point seven five? Okay, the other night my wife goes better early and then I sometimes drink wine and watch movies and days in confused came on. Sure. Have you guys seen that movie or familiar with it?

I'll stay the same age. You know the line, yeah. I stay the same age and they just get all old. Okay, so the bulk of that movie is actually a bonfire party. It takes up like 48 minutes of the entire movie. Really? Yes. Are you sure?

Yep, it starts out with the kids in school and then the baseball game and the next thing you know, everyone's gearing up to go to that party. That's where all the great scenes happen. And that was this episode. This was just days to confuse the television version. Yeah.

The entire Wild West party or whatnot. You know, you just bouncing around to the different... The whole town's invited, including that ski instructor who is a kissing bandit. Oh, yes. And the lesbian. Thank you, Hannah. How can you ding a show that has a onesie brunch?

You know? You can't ding a show for that, you know? Yeah, it's so funny. Jordan is a DJ. She loves brunch and she loves onesies and she's also black and that's, that's paradoxical but it is true. Yeah, she also loves brunch because her mom's dead. Yeah, that never explained it. And I wasn't laughing at, I was laughing at Pat's delivery.

I wasn't laughing. Right. Uh, this was definitely the, uh, the worst episode of the season. I still enjoyed it. These dummies walking around drinking themselves to death. Yeah, I love it, especially Kyle. Uh, I'm going to give it to give it 14 snowballs. So much pain. So much here. We will, we will cover that. Yeah. So just like he covers 800 spots of snow.

I mean, he's like a Dalmatian. How many times are we going to stop on this walk? Kyle. Oh, what's over here? Oh, my God. Oh, I got to be on it. Last we left off the whole town was invited named Katie is flipping out about the Tom name scandal. She blames her mother for cock blocking her. And that's how you know you're just in you're treading in insane waters because it's not mommy's fault. No, no, it's Sandy's fault. It's yeah, Sandy's fault. By the way, no, no. It's Sandy's fault. Right. Yeah, it's Sandy's fault. By the way, I got to set this up appropriately, Dylan. Friday, March 17th. Oh, my God. That's six, 36 PM. Yes, we spend the first three minutes of the episode with Katie

Flood venting about how her mother cock blocked her. Yeah. I'd argue to her that your mother could have named you Spiru Agnew. Yeah. He's still not gonna make you his girlfriend, nope. Because he is a Bravo celeb, and he has a girlfriend named Joe and back home in North Hollywood. And Spiru was a corrupt, vile rat of a human being.

Rat. That's right. Yeah. Just a fucking rat. But you know who wouldn't have known that? Nixon? Swartz. Oh, God.

He's still in his head. Yeah. No go. Yeah. Okay. You work close with Nixon now. So, Schwartz says, maybe I'm just pushing down feelings. Get me back to the party because I'm doing my jack Nicholson voice. I'm upset.

Get me back to the party. At what point is this fake? Like, and I don't know if you guys have friends who have been divorced or something. I imagine it actually is quite scary and very overwhelming to start to get your toes back in here. This is childish behavior that you don't know from any person. This is the way he is behaving about this woman. She is a woman.

But I guess both parts. This is babies. This is little, little babies that are getting poop toys. I agree. Do you want to air Jack Nicholson's story? Sure. He told Kevin Pollock, he goes, you want to know surreal.

I did a film Chinatown, you know Chinatown? I was rehearsing a scene with John Houston and his daughter was a background actress in the movie and I was banging her. And we're rehearsing this scene and I'm all in my head about how I'm gonna tell him and I snap at him. In Jealousy? Yeah.

Nice. And I don't know if she was a background actor in that. Was she a background actor? I don't know. Or was she more prominent at Leapfee? Whatever, Angelica was in the film. I didn't know that was John Houston's daughter. Yeah, Angelica Houston.

So he goes, I'm thinking about how I'm gonna tell him that I'm banging his daughter, right? And I snap out of it and John Houston's character in the scene asks me, are you sleeping with my daughter? Now that's surreal He told him that he told him public. That's right. And the set of Chinatown. No, all good men. See a good man Yeah, nice man. Yeah, and Chinatown is a film about water. And it's directed by a pedophile. Yeah. Nice.

Yeah. Hey, are you wanna get it? I just am attempting to not talk about the show. Oh sure, okay, okay. Okay, let's get to Alex and Daniel. They make out and Alex proves he's quite the multitasker because while having his tongue inserting Daniel's mouth, he simultaneously flirts with another girl, but she's from Denver

and friends with Jason, so it's totally cool. Yeah. Can I give a few mean while it's here? Stop me. Yeah. I mean, we're going to have to get through the party before we're going to have any spine to this episode. Well, the party is. It stays to have any spine to this episode. Well, the party is.

It stays in contests. Yes, yes, the episode. Jordan discusses her DJ name, Sea Rath stance on the kitchen counter. And Brian, the self-proclaimed ladies man continues to spread the Ick. Yeah, Berukasham. Berukasham. It's airborne at this point. Yeah.

Worth mentioning, and you correct me if I'm wrong here, he says that he is a ladies man. Mm-hmm. Again, please correct me. Ladies man doesn't mean that you like women. Ladies man means they like you, which is not the case here. No, no, no, right, because I'm trying to think of the animal, uh, deer like women. That doesn't mean that, you know, they're lady deers. No, no, no.

It just means that they're heterosexual, which is a biological pattern, um, for kind of, um, pattern for kind of prolonging and proliferating your DNA. So it has almost nothing to do with your tact with women. It just means that you're a human or a mammal. Brian, this episode, he is going to strike out nepic proportions. And I love his... I know that Batman has a soft face and Ruby likes him Batman is funny because he's the fall guy right yeah he's just proud falling all over the place but he is I don't think the kind of person that I would like being around

I don't like mommy sent me warm things kind of people and I don't like people who were like I'll show them that I can fuck bitches. It's gross. Yeah, and they did that stupid. He actually delivered quite the, uh, congratatory speech, uh, when he later in the episode to get ahead of myself, he's, uh, he felt like he redeemed himself with his friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He made out with that random, right, right, right. You guys like me now, right? Uh, go ahead and mount your defensive Batman. I think that he's very nice I think that he is the type of person that would look at the things that Corey has done to women and actually be like really upset

I'm be like dude that's so fucked up that's kind of gross yeah wait why'd you just spit in her no no she no, she fucking loves it, bro. I know. That's your sister. Yeah. So, I just don't think he belongs here. I think he needs to date a white girl for three years. They need to break up and then he needs to marry someone. No, you need me, a woman.

Who is an Indian from Miami that is going to be beautiful and love him and they'll have a beautiful life together that honestly will be the happiest and most successful out of everybody's life here. I think so. I accept for cases you make. He might go back to school, get his dental degree. Totally. He'll be, he'll be great and so will his life. Yep. This next part here, I have to say, well, first off, can we get to that townie Hollis who's already first. Yeah, he's underway, Jason Kelsey. And I don't yeah, I don't know why Jordan is Jordan is annoying

um I'm annoyed with Jordan well, I only I'm gonna get right so I'm sorry that the two people that I can't stand because they don't do anything Well, Amanda doesn't do anything either happen to be beautiful Black women Sierra was absolutely useless. Jordan, this is her first season on Winterhouse. Yeah. So I still have hope for her, but sure it is thus far useless.

Yeah, but when you boast about abouts of celibacy and then get into your brawn underwear in front of people, it's just, you know. I do, I do, and it's hard because you don't wanna say things because it's difficult, because you don't wanna say things, but yeah.

And I don't wanna say things either, but I'll say if that were me, and if I were in that house, and I was hooking up with Alex, and then someone did that. And I saw it. I would say, Hey, Jordan, why the fuck do you keep trying to fuck the guy that I'm fucking? And is it because you wanted to on the first night, but then you said, mm-hmm, to

drunk, I'm better than this. And tomorrow he'll be all over me. And then he fucked me. Yeah. Yeah, because that's what it looks like. Put your clothes on. Go change in the room. Thank you.

That being said, Jordan is so fucking hot. I'm doing good. She's cool. I mean, I would do it too. My wife, if a girl was taking her clothes off in the same room where I was just because I think she said it was for expediency of getting into the one. Right, of course.

My wife would attack her. My wife, one time a girl gave me, like, was touching my shoulders, we were over at the abbey. My wife was gonna beat that girl's ass. Yeah, someone gave my boyfriend a sticker, and that sticker is on my water bottle now. I took it from him.

There you go. Mark your territory. It's, and she marked me, little did she know. Yeah. So, hey, thank you for the sticker. Pion me next time. Thank you. Hey, so this is a fun aspect of the show.

This is when they break down the fourth wall and they address that in the Bravo world that they're all talking shit about each other. There you go, Ruby. This is when they swarts Jason Amanda discuss how Amanda went Britney Spears in that bathroom at BravoCon. Oh, yeah.

I like how they can at least acknowledge that. Let's not fake how we're all here. Like at least there's these little relationships. Yeah, yeah, that's. And acknowledge Jason is dating, Jezelle, but also Jason is 36th question mark. I know Kyle is 54, but I didn't know. He's, yeah, he's a real person. Yeah, he's a real person.

And so is Jacelle and Jacelle is older than that. Probably, I think she's 50. I will say this. Jason is, and he's doing it. And he's going to hang on. Miss me with the bullshit. Jacelle, get your dick, okay? Fuck yeah.

But also age discrepancies or age discrepancies, I do think it's weird that Leo DiCaprio does what he does. And it makes me sad that Leo DiCaprio does what he does because Leo, time's up. Everyone's gonna get fed up with it, okay? So just find an amal. No one's gonna find an amal, but find someone amal. No one's gonna find an amal, but find someone amal.

Stop dating children because people are fucking creeped out by it now, right? You're supposed to be a professional. George Clooney did it, you can too, okay? Yeah. Can I talk about this in Game of Roses terms? Okay, so I love them. All right, so I think Katie Flut is annoying as she was in this episode following

Swartz around like a puppy dog. At least she has a strategy in mind. She's point, she's fixed her eyes at the wrong mark. There's no way Swartz is ever going to turn this into a relationship. There's no after the after filming with this relationship. So I think that's a misstep on her part. But if you think about it, I appreciate the play. But Riley, major misstep. She's walking around making small talk,

asking if you are- Riley's in. She is. She's like walking in the conversations like, hey, have you ever got it a caribou? She has her weirdness. She's walking around with fish, trying to show people how to,

how to feel dressed them, and people like, that smells. And she's like, no, no, I know, I know, but look, but look, I'm like, I don't wanna put my hand in it. Yeah, I kinda wanna, and someone's like, I'll try and they like, cut themselves on like one of their sharp, like, hollow ribs.

Bones. And she's like, oh, I'll quit being they like cut themselves on like one of their sharp like like hollow ribs She's like, I'll quit being a fucking pussy. Well, you my point here is you can see people that's certainly coming with a game plan Riley has no game plan. Yeah, why are you making out with Fabio? Yeah, he's a townie. She's unhoused Patrick She's here for a good time. That's right. She can't have a plan But it's also at such a good point. She has a roof over her head And the shower that that she doesn't pump. Yeah, also that's such a good point. She has a roof over her head. And the shower that she doesn't pump. Yeah. So that's, I mean, that's cool. There are no, there's no one around, maybe Casey,

who's gonna stop her and her sleep. Yeah. And it would just be for fun if Casey did it. Yeah, and that's something that Riley has to deal with a lot and that's sad. Let me wrap this point up. Jordan has a plan. She's not going to hook up with anybody. She sees this as I think this is like a cachet of like, I am going to leave everybody with blue balls this season. So fucking hot, you guys will invite me back onto another season. I'm just saying the strategies

are there so people are playing the game some aren't. And if my strategy falters, and I do try to hook up with somebody, rendering that entire thing useless, I will say that it was the universe and that my vagina is no longer into that person. Not his girlfriend being here. So, hand of the snowboarding instructor is there because the whole town is invited, and Flip Cup is is played and we talk about Tom and Flighty a little bit more and Tom is outside. He looks like he is on a counting crows album and can we get out of here? Can the Sunfall, can the Sunfall? No, we got to stay here for a little while. Okay, I want to talk about this. Kyle and Amanda and that fake TV relationship with this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If Andy only invited one of them back for the next two years, like they would play ball with that, in my opinion. And if it were Amanda, it would be fucking hilarious. I would love that. It would be so funny. Let the LeopardCon sit at home and stare at a fucking wall.

Yeah. Instead of walking around on the snow and pee and all over the goddamn place. Kyle. All right, can we get to nighttime? This is where we got to. This is Dan Yellen, Alex. And I didn't know that they hit it, but they did. Yeah. Well, really quickly, Batman is once again, once again dominated by a female stranger. She, I think, face pushes him out of the way and calls him a dweeb. And Jason commends Cory on staying strong. Again, Cory has... It's not so much that he stayed strong as he got and grew disinterested, but there was a window where

there was no strength and only openness because he was in a gray area with someone who he just spit on and now he's in a loving relationship. He really has Casey to think because had she not called Sam Trash, he never would have had to admit that he does indeed have a girl. Great point. Nightfalls, Daniel and Alex are fucking in Batman is asking someone if her eyes are real. Again, he's just, he's heterosexual. He's not a lady's man. I will say someone does a worse job of trying to project masculinity.

At some point, Hollis, that's the townie, you know? You know, he's sitting by the, like, the kitchen counter there. Yeah. And he, uh, talk, ask the girl he goes, uh, do you know who's awesome? And then she goes, no, and he goes, and he points to the girl that's next to him. And he says, this one. Yeah. That's Hollis's moment.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hollis is a great name. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, it's a great name for a bearded white man. Nothing else. Maybe a cat. Hey, uh, Dill, can I do this part? Of course. Okay. So Brian, he feels dejected. You know,

having that girl push his face off and comb and do weep. He goes out, he meets with Kyle and Jason's out there and he shares that girls just aren't feeling him. Yeah, they go outside to piss all over. Yeah. Yeah. And Kyle is always, uh, they go outside to piss all over Asia. Yeah, and Kyle is always, he's there as a pyramid of wisdom. Right. And this is what he told that young man. The most picturesque piece of you I ever seen in my life

is little by some fucking killer. Yeah. He's the next Oprah. Yes, he is. Yeah. You get a stream and you get a stream. And he's he's perfected his kegel work so he can cut it off without his dick feeling like it's on fire. So he can piss on everybody.

Jason tells him, law of averages, you know your pathetic as a man when another man says, oh, you're not getting any pee? Law of averages, dude. No one goes zero for 100. Data 50 year old. Batman might. He would actually be kind of cute, but he wouldn't be approved. Batman hooked up with someone already.

Earlier in the night. Yeah. Who escaped? She left. Right. Berkisham. Not that Jewish. So Alex, after he bangs Daniel, is being accosted, okay?

Hannah first, this woman after making out with Malia, is all over Alex. You can see it in her eyes. They're drunk. They're sagging. And they're fucking thirsty for Alex. And then the redhead, she wants it bad. The redhead walks up to Alex and she essentially, listen, he, he said, hit me up on Instagram.

Yeah, so what the redhead, the calculation that she made here was a miscalculation. And when you pull this type of move, you have to be 100% positive of the situation that the person that your mark is in, right? Yeah. The ball has to be at the backstop if you're going to steal home. It can't be right underneath the catcher's ass. No. And when you can see the catcher trying to pull it out from his ass and you still walk,

not run over from third. And then you like check your hair on the way there. And then he pulls the ball and it's in his ass and you still walk, not run, go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side.

Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side.

Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. Go back to the side. that's what happened. And what happened actually was she was heading on him and leaning in for a kiss and he said hit me up on Instagram and then she walked into a wall. And the whole thing was really bad

and a lot of our fans have commented about how awful the show is, right? And they're right. They're right. They're categorically correct. But what I will say, a point of attention that a lot of fans have made is that, or just that they have,

the fact that these men are doing what they are doing to women is fucking disgusting. It's a sad state of affairs. I think the Mayans wrote it down on one of their tablets as one of the, you know, they didn't have the horsemen of the apocalypse or whatever those kooky Mexicans. But this is a sign of a culture going wrong. When Alex is making women walk into walls and Cory is spitting in people's faces, I mean, it's just bad. Or how about when a girl goes to be confided in, hey, this guy that I had sex with 20 minutes ago

and the fluids haven't even dried on the pillow. Right. And he's trying to fuck somebody else. And then, one of your friends in Amanda goes, let me think about this. Okay, so let's talk about all of the girls gathering around Danielle

for what is a kind of support-held at gunpoint. Yeah. I don't want to be, and I've said again, I've said time and time again, down with the patriarchy. Right. But I'm one of these bros that watching this episode, I genuinely see zero wrong with what Alex did. He just refused numerous women who were trying to hook up with him.

But he has Dylan, he's welcoming it and playing the game too. He's like, he could be having his, Patrick's outvoted here, right? I would, but Pat like genuinely so. Pat hates Alex. No, but I also hated Danielle last season. And now I'm starting to hate her again at the tail end of this episode, because she keeps walking into the firing squad. Like, at some point, you got to understand that you're dating a guy who's telling a guy

who's telling you that I have, I really don't care about your feelings. I'm going to have sex with you. Sure. And then 20 minutes later, I will hit on someone. And if that doesn't work for you, that's fine. But don't scream at me and then fuck me because I'm going to not change. But also, go ahead.

I don't think he's hitting on anybody. No, so I was going to say, when someone comes up to you and this is what this girl did, she literally came up to him and she said, I'm leaving and I think you're cute. to you and this is what this girl did, she literally came up to him and she said, I'm leaving and I think you're cute. And what happens next is that they get their shit and they leave with you, but that's impossible in the situation.

He's filming a show. He has no interest in you. You haven't been speaking and you're not hot enough to do this to him. But the only way for him to not, what is he supposed to punch her in the face? He literally put his hands up in the air like he was being shot and said,

I'll make, I'll add a finer point to what Ruby's saying. I think he was interested. I think he wants to fuck them. And that is to try to say that he's not allowed to want to fuck them is delusional and incorrect. He wants to have sex with the red head and Hannah at the same time or one after another, wait outside, take a ticket. But he's actively saying, or you can watch,

yeah, but stay back. He's actively saying no to them. And Danielle is freaking the fuck out. Because she's a blackout drunk. Hold on, let me speak to respect and intimacy and 30 seconds on the clock. Okay. You have sex with a girl.

He is strategically putting himself a distant away from her to make him look like he is still available. You are post-coidess, sorry for the old person term. You have your arm around the girl that you just had sex with and you should be comforting her. No, no. I guess winter house. Yeah.

And it's bravo. And that doesn't mean that you're wrong. It's just that me and Ruby think you're wrong. Right. Also, it means you're wrong because Amanda said it earlier. She was like the problem with Danielle and these types of flings is when you break up with people and then you start to have your first whatever after your breakup and you've stalked your boyfriend twice

to try to make him get back together with you, you expect respect and you're not gonna get that. You are exchanging fluids with this person who's essentially a random person that you basically met in a living room at a bar. He is a C-rat, he doesn't give a shit about you. And you just voted the biggest flirt and senior year, you know?

You know what I'm saying? And then the parentheses, best hair, second place. So Danielle, no. You don't get an arm around you. You just get him not fucking the girl in front of you after you guys are gone. True you're a point. At the tail end of this episode,

I was there with both of you. Okay, okay. Danielle, you now know what you bought the horse and you're gonna take a ride. And you fucked it. Yeah, and guess what? It doesn't milk. No, so Danielle gets all of the girls around her

because she is a magnet for horse shit and melodrama and she starts crying and ex communicates Amanda for having to think about what Danielle is going through. Danielle, you got to lay off the sauce. It's also tough because you want to be like a good girl's girl and be like, fuck him. Yeah, you, you girl, do it. But it's also like, I don't know that I want to wind up this nuclear bomb because this is our living situation.

Yeah. And she is out of control. Um, Ann, AKA Riley, AKA Alaskan wilderness, walks in with, um, Antler. She had a caribou over the back. The Antlers haven't had a guy who'd want to skin this day. Fun. The Antlers haven't shetted yet,

but they're starting to and she's like, I wanted to show you guys what? Riley, she's crying right now. No, no, I know, but look. Riley, you're getting blood. I don't even know. Is that plasma? You're getting?

It's so gross. She's like, whatever. Fucking pussy. But you know what Riley needs to do here? All right, because we love Riley. You know what? I've mentioned Riley is sat right where you are on this couch. Great friend of the show.

Riley, if I could advise her as like a fucking reality TV agent, here's what you do here. You're a Barry Gordie. I'm Barry Gordie. Okay, here's what you do here, Riley. Go to the Barry Gordie voice though. Who's Barry Gordie? Hey, baby.

Oh, man. Here's what you're gonna do. No, no, baby. Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna walk in that house. His guy's name Corey, he's tall. He's goofy looking. He's fat, all right.

Cup, his balls. Spit in his mouth. Yeah. Okay. Hey man. Hey man. You own that man. Right.

Don't make out with locals. And don't kill vermin with your mouth. Turn people off. Just covered in blood all over her face. So Casey is the perfect person to kick everybody out. Yep. Everyone get the fuck out. And Danielle continues to be a fucking nightmare.

Alex decides rightly, so let's not, because she is insane. Now unfortunately for him, he is stuck in these walls and this is going to be over in five days and he is a, he's a serrat and a bit of a ladies man. So he is thinking with his dick and thinking, you know, there's no free meals in life and I've got one right here. She may be out of her mind, but she is letting me slam away at her. So I'm going to just, you know, stay in the pocket. But we get to a Tom and Katie, the snow rats, they start eating.

What's going on? We've got the homeless and Cam and the... Oh yeah, that's Marty's house, I think. Yeah. The fans want an update on that. You know, Marty and I are friends again. She backed me heavily when those three zombies tried to beat me up.

Sure, yeah, yeah. But she is taking Gaza refugees into her backyard, right? Well, and that's good for her, but there are a lot of them back there. She, well, you know, she's got that, that force and tell her on Vandorpump rules from last season. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

Yeah. He was the one that said that you should bring them in. He's very active on X. So, uh, Danielle says she hates Alex again. And then Danielle heads down to talk to Alex. Um, the anger is gone and the embarrassing questions are back. Mm-hmm. Do you like me? No. No. The anger is gone and the embarrassing questions are back. Do you like me?

No. No. No. God of annoying me right now. I wanna say this about him. You can't train, which he's trying to attempt to, because she's like,

you're not gonna do this to me anymore, right? And he's like, I don't know. You can't train a sex addict that happens to be simultaneously very good looking. I know he's not your type, Dylan. sex addict that happens to be simultaneously very good looking. I know he's not your type Dylan. No, I think he's handsome. Okay.

They're not like a bear at the fucking circus. You know, you got that fucking bear on a bicycle. Yes. Roll around there. Right. Yeah. You can train that, but you can't, uh, you can't train Alex. Did those ever exist?

Of course. Oh yeah, see the videos of like a grizzly bear riding a bicycle. Did you or did you just fake drawings? No, it's real. Who came up with that idea? Russians. I say we put it on wheel. It's too big for a wheel.

No, we put on small wheel. You imagine that. It's so proud. This guy was human killing machine hours ago. Now look at him riding a mountain bike. Yeah. And the way they trained it was every time it got upset, they smashed it over the head with a bottle of vodka and broke its will.

And then the third generation of grizzly bears just came out riding. Yeah, and that's generational trauma, right? Or wealth, depending on how you look at it. Yeah. So, yep. So, um, after a week, Cory finally invites Sam to the house. I love the great, I love the gratefulness that she has. She's like, oh my god, really?

Are you sure? Yeah, they text like a 17 magazine article When you're like how to get your crush to say hey to you before summer starts That's what their relationship is. Hey miss you sup lol mm-hmm mm-hmm. What's the right thickness of spit mm mm what's thickness LOL. So Schwarzen Kady finally do the D thank God. No they don't. Well they hook up. They roll the round PG 13 in the fucking bathroom. Why were you in there by the way. See right after see rat. Oh, what are you guys doing? It's not Katie's mommy and it's not even Sandy. It's Malia and Aisha. And there's eight bathrooms in this house. Aisha. Get out of here. Go pee somewhere else.

The bra is outside of the door. Right. There are 73 other bathrooms. Malia, close your eyes. Plus a crew truck outside. Yeah. Like someone has contact solution and if they don't, you have to burn your eyes for a little bit or throw your contacts out. Don't be a fucking loser, Malia. So, um, Daniel and Alex bang each other and that's when Asia scratches your ass and heads into piss all over Tom and Katie. The, we end the night with a bed situation once again. It's like a Russian roulette of Zs. This is, we talked about it last week, Ruby brought it up. No. No. No.

No, you can't come in here and I can't do a thing where I don't know where I'm sleeping. We talked about it many moons ago when we talked about not going places. When you're younger, yeah, I'm 19, let's take a multi layover flight to Aspen. White privilege, little shits, you know what I mean? But no, I'm 30, whatever.

Now I need a bed and I need it to not be in a room with three other beds, but it's winter house, you know. So they're going, that took way too long. No, no, but I need you to not be in my bed when I go to get in and right away. You can't be in my bed. Yeah. So let's get to the next morning. Next morning. What is up with the blinking phones? Why do the sea rats all have the blinking alarms?

I hate that so much. Do you know what I mean? They all have the blinking alarms. Well, I think they have to you know what I mean? They all have the blinking alarms. Well, I think they have to get up early, maybe. You can get up. It's just odd to me. I've never seen that before. Well, you're not when you're drinking out all night getting black out drunk, you know?

Is the light what wakes them? Because I don't think it is. I think it's the aggressive sound of an alarm that would wake one. It isn't the light. That's just annoying for us. My wife's alarm is birds. Yeah. How do you wake up to that? It's birds. That's the way you should wake one. It isn't the light. That's just annoying. My wife's alarm is birds. Yeah. How do you wake up to that? It's birds. That's the way you should wake. I know. It's beautiful. Hey, can I

wake up to? Waaand. It's not good for you, though. Hey, can I do a meanwhile? Yep. Brian, he tells Katie, he feels so bad. He told Asia she was a cucumber and not a kiwi. And Katie says, that's okay, John. And she doesn't know you exist. Yeah, yeah. And neither do I. 100%. Is your name, John? Mm-hmm.

Does that's kind of the disrespect that he's been, yeah. Well, he's a ladies man, Patrick, so it's hard. Riley's on the show. All right. What happens? Nothing. They talk about Danielle. Um, and then another really, this is, this was peak Danielle making me want to escape my skin. Yeah. Um, someone, I think Brian walks in or somebody walks in and says, it smells, it was a sportsy question.

This has got to be a sports question. Oh, it's sports. He walks in, it was Alex and Danielle and he's like, hey, it smells like, I don't know, gross in here. Yeah, he goes, did you guys smoke in here? And Danielle says, no, we just had sex. Stop. There's someone, you know, we just watched training day and when Dan Zell puts that big pen in snoops throat so that he can throw up the crack rock, that's what I want myself

to do to me when Danielle volunteers that she's sexually active because no one needs to know that. Everyone already does. It doesn't need to be said aloud. You're being pathetic. The little hole that she kept making me want to crawl to the bottom of every time she would do something like this. She's it just thought to myself, you're making me want to dig.

You're making me want to dig. I'm just dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. That's what you're making me do, Danielle. Can I say this, though? Mm-hmm. I hated the whole, you didn't invite me to your engagement party, whatever bullshit lasts in our house. Yeah.

I need to see where her journey, what happens, you know? Oh yeah, 100%. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry, I don't know. When did you find out? Oh, three days ago. Oh, I found out an hour ago.

I found out, well, we had to fly here. I live with them. I found out one hour ago. Can you believe that? I found out, and when did you found out, well, we had to fly here. I live with them. I found out one hour ago. Can you believe that? I found out. And when did you find out? Oh, the same because you guys flew in one hour ago for me. For us is dreading the reunion.

Fucking screaming. And Riley is on this show. Jordan loves brunch. We talked about this while. Because her mom's dead. Right. Her mom's dead. And another, another, I don't, I'm sure this is not appropriate

to say and I'm sorry, but. She's DJ loves brunch loves onesies road horses. I mean, if you did, if you didn't see her, you would be like, Oh, that's a boring white girl who brushes her hair five times a day. Yes, but it's not. So they make jackets. I don't know what are they make onesies. I don't know why they're doing this, but Jordan gets in her bra and underwear in front of Alex. And we've talked about it. So fucking hot. This is, can I just say, no, don't. Corbellis port and we get to brunch. Jordan had a brunch last on her season of Martha's Vineyard to celebrate her celibacy.

And then she begins to talk about how she can't have sex with somebody that she doesn't love because it's an energy transfer. Ha ha, I'm not like you Danielle, but also, I, what you're talking about isn't interesting in any way. So, no more. So, quick question, pass the pancakes,

but do you think that she would have also not, that the energy exchange would have been It's important to her if Alex and Cory wanted to fuck her the first night and they weren't drunk or no Yeah, it's great question. I have a theory. She just wanted kisses with Cory If she hooks up with no one this season. I have a theory. She had a relationship off the TV No, that's nasty. You think yeah, I wouldn't put it past him. All right, so Batman. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, Batman.

Hey, I just want to let you know, I hooked up with some Rando, that stupid bitch, you know. Yeah, yeah. But I'm so happy that you guys have accepted me, you know? Yeah, and it's that line that much like you're digging, my nails are coming off. Yeah. And I'm starting to hit lava because he says this is who I am.

Get me my shovel through the world in 80 days, whatever it is, I am so far into the earth with these people. Now it's worth mentioning Ruby and I talked this off Mike. Dylan was arguing with his football, fantasy football. Well, I'll not be gaslit by people in my fantasy football league. We're approaching trade deadline, and it's just not the time for teams who have no chance to be giving teams that are gonna win the league.

Weapons. And I'll say, you quit the league. I did veto it because I don't know if you guys are trading Bitcoin behind our backs, but this is unethical. Well, you and I'll be the bad guy. Right, I'll be the bad guy.

You were a huge about that. Ruby and I were having a very intense conversation about Kermit, aka Asha, and her leaving the house, which I don't think we covered yet. But she tries to sneak out of the house, and I don't know if Ruby agree with me, as much of a TV personality Kermit is, I think she's weirded out by all these people.

There's so much narcissism. I think she is a clean spirit, and there's way too much fucking, you know, fakeness in this house for her to take. Yeah, I totally agree with you. I think she was disgusted by both the filth and the amount of narcissism. Patrick made a really, really good example

of when she was trying to have a conversation with Corey, and she's like, oh, like we're having eggs for breakfast, and he's like, oh, yeah, loving. Eggs breakfast. And he's like, oh, yeah, love eggs. Eggs are the best. Eggs are the best. Who are you guys talking about? Kermit. Kermit.

I think her and Riley, this is overwhelming for them. Oh, yeah. Despite them being on multiple seasons of below deck, they're at least working doing things on that show. Here you have to make hay out and nothing. You're like, hey, go fuck and make out on that show. Here you have to make, hey, I'm nothing. You're like, hey, go fucking make out with that person. I'm a Riley and Asia are both to cerebral and intelligent to stomach being around these people for the first time.

I will say I do want so badly. I want Riley and Jordan to get in a blackout fight, not physical. I want an emotional or a verbal like, I fucking said it 19 fucking times because I think it would be oh Talk to me that way. Yeah, so we get the Morning Mary go round of what happened last night boring and then Corey

Activity today Because I like winning and he said that Because I like winning and he said that Because no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he said I like athletics and winning at things Yep, yeah He said this and if it didn't all was a person it would be Cory. He is just lethal lethal and dumb and Should be illegal. And what's the point?

And he comes from China. What am I doing? Am I on fentanyl right now? He's not fentanyl. He's like a dick pill that you get at a gas station. He's like expired ad fill. Yeah, if a dick pill that you got at a gas station was a person that'd be quarry.

I like athletics and winning at things The only business that he could ever have any success in is gyms And I'm happy that he's found that Mercy so Schwartz leaves and We he goes from not wanting bloody flutty to saying things like, I need you. And Katie reminds sports that he's 40 and they spoon each other.

So sports leaves when we get to flag football. Batman's, yep. I'm sorry, I need to take at least 45 minutes to talk about the state of shorts is suitcase. Anyone, anyone, I would say over the age of in my personal opinion 15, but I'll give you 25 Anyone who is doing this in their 30s or above Needs to look inward

Well Ruby these people are all on the brick Dylan that suitcase could you I want to fast forward Could you imagine if God forbid shorts is ever one of those people or TSA is like sir? Can you open your suitcase and take out here? He's like no, I can't throw it out right just Let's do this throw it out It made treat this bought this this suitcase as a half drunk bottle of Evion just I'll wheel it over for you guys throw it out That's what it made me feel. He would put his shoes on his bed. So Schwartz leaves when we get to the flag football. Not a lot out of this flag football game. No, just Amanda saying that she doesn't like activities, blanket activities.

Yep. She takes one in the face. And she takes one in the face. Kyle wants to pee again. And Alex goes over and says that he resents Danielle because she's a stage four clinger in a bipolar drunk. BPD baby. Kasey is repping. She's incredible. She's a star. She's incredible. And Floody does not think the Schwartz is coming back because of her. And I have to say, I cannot wait for next week. I am so sad that you're going to be zooming in because next week, we get to meet the maggots that gave birth to Cory. And more funds, I cannot

wait to meet those two. Those two are the man and woman who they stood in their on their lawn and they made sure no one was getting in their house and they had their Degal and their AK-47. They're a little cooler but they are of those people and they've ruined a human being and it's not their fault because they themselves are ruined human beings and I can't wait to talk about them. I mean, Christmas morning. I changed the radiation reviews, five stars. Patreon.com, slashession of the podcast network.

It's good to laugh. I mean, I am heated up about this trade thing. I mean, we'll talk about it on APS. That will be one of the, we'll do that quickly. We'll talk about much funnier and more important than Kiner's PS. But really quickly, we already did ratings and reviews. Getting the five stars, getting the five stars, getting the five stars, leave the five stars.

We love you guys so much. Um, a pie dog girl on TikTok. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat say goodbye. Let's do it. Ruby. Bye-bye. There's a lot of stuff on TV.

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