Kill James Bond! - Everybody Needs a Cookie | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S3 E10

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

Pat, Nick and Dylan are back to break down the economic pitfalls of the sea rats, paella, Pocahontas, that whole Gary and Ashley thing and we say goodnbye to our dearly departed Gabby... she is not dead she just left the show. Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Down Under, Below Deck Sailing Yacht seasons 1 & 2 AND Love is Blind Season 2.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetworkVideo of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw?sub_confirmation=1This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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Welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of another below deck sailing yet podcast. My name's Dylan. I'm settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Ahoi mateys. Pat producer of podcasts over there behind my glasses. Sailing yet but gas my name's Dylan. I'm settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis a hoey matey's Pat producer podcast over there behind my glasses. How is everybody? I'm not doing good. Why not? Well, I'm playing hurt tonight I got a kink in my neck. Oh I was watching Gerard Carmichael special last night about how he's gay and his mom hates him And it just gave me a kink in my neck. I couldn't get to sleep I woke up in the morning and tremendous amount of pain. I don't know that I'm going to be able to turn my head at time to see all of our giggles, but I think I'll

be able to get through the episode. What an episode of what? I hope you are able to get through it and with a smile on your face because I listened to the episodes you guys did without me and are you guys lucky, your positive palos back. I was worried you guys were going to put a bullet in each other's head. Yeah, so I, when I was editing those episodes and you can get those a patreon.com slash another podcast network. It was our coverage of below deck down under. Yeah, and the ultimateum.

And this is a bad pitch, but because you brought it up. Good episode, funny episode. Below deck down under makes me me angry right and the ultimate I'm I have holes in my wall because it's so bad. Yeah, this show is Incredible. I mean there is so many there are so many funny moments so many sad moments so many happy moments It is the spectrum of emotion brought to you by us and bravo's below dexaling out So I got a patreon to hear me and pat pee angry Any more psa's to get out of the way. I think that I think you're covered it. Dill

This is you said you described below dex yacht sailing. Yes, it is a good time But tonight was a difficult episode for us for many reasons. You know what I mean? Are you pulling up taps on your phone? Yeah Who's sad wasn't it? You just back it up off the mic, was it? It's kind of a clawing trumpet. Besides from Kate, it's my first real friend from the show. And I hated to see her leave like that. Yeah.

We put to rest today, a C-Rat. But not just any C-Rat. One we know very well. One that was in this very studio, and befriended us. But because of mental issues, she had to leave the show. We wish it had best, and we will talk to her soon. What a beautiful robotic eulogy, Nick, just gave. Yeah, mine would be more like, uh... Hey, Gabby, I don't know if it's so much emotional stuff

as opposed to lay off the sauce. Like, well, that, you see, right? Yeah, I know. It's lifeblood. I mean, we wouldn't have a show if these sea rats, you know, didn't go out at night on their days off. Yep. And then drank until they're blacked out.

It's quite tough to get enmeshed, you know, we are at odds with friendship and entertainment. We want to see these sea rats lives being torn apart. You know, we can... Well, they're already technically torn apart before they arrive on the boat. That's true. That's a great point.

So anyways, we'll get into our dear Gabby's departure off of parsnips. But let's get into a fan favorite segment. Thoughts and knots, right? About. Yeah. I kind of had this PSA day never got to, it'll be super quick. Yeah.

PSA, one more thing about below deck down under a pat and the episode I listened to that wasn't here. It gave it incredible. He compared Magda to our good friend from I believe below deck meted to radiant. Yeah. Duska. Duska.

And wow, did that throw me for a loop. I lost sleep all weekend and actually I've quite elaborated on your theory and to hear about it, you'll have to listen to our next episode of Below Deck Down Under and it's juicy, guys. It's crazy. It's crazy to for no one to eat your heart out. We've got some spooky shit going on

and Below Deck Down under, go to patreon.com slash another podcast network, our positive pal is back. It will not be too negative. Well, I want to touch on that on a serious note. All right. So yes, we do joke around about how annoyed we are. We have to watch the show, but it doesn't mean the shows aren't fun. If you just had a glass wine in your hand and you're with your loved one, and it's a Saturday and you burn through all 10 episodes of the ultimatum, it's fucking fun. It's amazing, but the way that my compadres here have to do this is,

we have to write some notes and pay attention. And preferably not drink and get intoxicated while doing it. So it kind of spoils the fun, but we don't have a good time so that you can. Yeah, right. So like when you're watching Bad Reality TV, you can just let the stupid people on the shows kind of just talk and

they can hit your ears and just rebound out. Unfortunately for us, in the case of the ultimate and go to patreon.com, we have to listen to what they're saying. Oh, one last note, sorry, Nikki. You're going to have to head over to another podcast show on the free feed where we're going to announce this week what our next piece of material will be mining behind the paper. And we're also going to talk about Nick's trip to Denver to see his aunt who may or may not have sexually harassed him.

Oh, right, right. When he was younger, now it's funny now. Yeah, but also kind of sad because she has dementia. It happens. My grandmother said I was hot. Yeah, I could easily beat her off me at this point if I ever tried to. Yeah, exactly. You know, no, Ashley. Yeah, I mean, you're into it. exactly. No, Ashley. You're into it.

All right, let's get to thoughts and nuts. One last note. OK, check out that APS. I'm going to talk. I'm doing a renovation in my house, and I had my first dust up with a neighbor. I will get into that. It's juicy and fun.

It's not in fact a neighbor who is housing a, yeah, this, oh, wow, I cannot wait. You know, when it was the last person that I thought would be complaining about noise and such Because she has to go one of those tiny house units in her backyard The chair. Oh, it's not your fault some some persons allowing you to live there illegally You vagrant without anybody. It's getting a thoughts and it's I'm gonna start for us guys what an episode I mean like I mentioned we had peaks troughs. We had fucking we had sucking we had everything we even had a date

Rape if the rolls were reversed. Can I oh? Well, I thought you're gonna leave that out get through my thoughts and knots without you saying date rate Right there are there are varying degrees of interruptions that was a rough one And and also I like oh it should if it did go down how you and I believe it did that's that's regular rape date rape is usually involving drugging Got it. So a hundred pots. I mean the peaks the troughs the fucking the sucking and Said that our dearly departed as dearly departed, but it was a brave exit Really I'm truly she could have avoided all of this. The PEP PEP.

All right, why don't you go next? You know, I didn't, I just threw it up there just to see which one of you would take. Okay, it was a very solemn emotional episode for me. I felt for Gabby. I also kind of felt for this crew on your day off and you're gonna be at a villa I don't want to stare at the same six people. I was bored staring at the same six people Go down to a beach party where there's a fucking DJ some music pump in and some other Taurus right and start mixing up and having some fun

You could see how boring and and you could tell I think Gabby was sell You could see how boring and you could tell, I think Gabby was sabotaging herself. I got to get out of here. The mark of a good afternoon is a nap big time. They did that. They did that too. He was a pretty long time. He was a sarcastic but it wasn't specific enough. So a lot of people enjoy nap.

It just didn't go ahead. I get you. Decent episode. Forty knots. Yeah, I agree. Nick. It just didn't go ahead. I get you. Decent episode. 40 knots. Yeah, I agree. Nick, I thought it was a really, really fun episode. I mean, I do agree with you that allow them to go to a beach

party and then have that villa as collateral to then try to coerce other people at that beach party back. And then like giant ball, snakes, type action. But despite them all being together, it did work out great. They just continue to drink. And that's a recipe for just the rattleers start going. And the balls, snakes to start. Unfortunately, actually, Gabby, you have to go

because I think this would have got a lot more salacious sexually. Had she not ruined the vibe, I think we could have had five to six snakes in a ball. But as she dried everyone up. Yeah, we're not only about, you know, these people fucking each other, you know, there's a lot, there's a big, big speck of them. But what is that close?

You and the kids taking away. Yeah, I am gonna be a sad, Deppie said still great episodes. Some really hilarious nods from Glenn about what he likes to do with his free time. Literally winking at the camera, 75 nods. So we begin with one of those winks. Remember that Glenn had secured a local villa

for the crew because they've done such a good job. And we know of course that's a lie. He's bloodthirsty. So lucky for the crew, they get to fight with each other at a beach club while he paints the streets red. Meanwhile, they kick off the episode. Why are you fucking eyes closed right now? Concentrating. Well, how could you be concentrating when I said meanwhile and you didn't say anything? Oh you said meanwhile. Yeah I was wondering why you're pausing so long. Oh meanwhile are you tired? Barry. Gabby what? Gabby is still very upset Ashley's feet smell while you're at so I think

Trudge through she makes. D Daisy looks beautiful and because of that Gary's going to pop on his lucky underwear and we finally have our answer you know many have asked why Gary who looks like a sunburnt mother from Oklahoma times is able to quote bag so many bitches you you know. He's got Joseph Smith powers. That's how. He's got those magic undies that kind of coalesce young ladies. That's the theory, right? So, Joseph Smith, the founder of the Church of Latter-day Saints. No, the guy from Poconis. Oh, he had nice underwear. Poconis. Oh yeah he had nice underwear. Yep. Daisy debriefs Ashley on the conversation with Gabby and this is leadership here. Ashley of course feels as though she has not taken it far enough. She wants her fucking head. Can I do a

meanwhile? Yeah of course. Meanwhile the weird one who ghosted us last week. Let us know she hasn't eaten today. So she'll probably get drunk fast. So let's briefly mention that. We did tease that we were gonna be talking to the weird one and the weird one was in Tonga somewhere. You know how these sea rats are? They're popping up and down,

trying to get away from their problems. And she didn't have cell service. So after telling us to hang on for 30 minutes Bravo PR finally came in and final nail McCoffin and we looked at each other and we said we're glad that we chose to do this as a profession. It's really good. So we sit down to dinner after we hop on a boat. Where do we sit down to dinner at, Dylan? Ooh.

We sit down to dinner at the place you have a trip advisor review on. Which is La Cripposa, Pizzeria in Malaga, Spain. Now, 46 reviews. Pizzeria in Malaga, Spain. Now, 46 reviews, 3.5 circles. I think that's not a good sign. If you get below four circles, I mean. You're hanging on. That's what that says.

Three and a half is you're hanging on for dear life as a business. 10, 10, one circles to choose from. So a lot to play with. Well wait a minute, that means they have probably not a lot of twos, threes or four. So they're like us. They are, spellbound. Yeah, they're controversial or hated. It's somewhat of a smattering of all the numbers. I don't have them all, but they did have ten ones and I chose one of those from Klavisal, who has five, five trip advisor reviews.

He titles it. Hey, Petito, tres veces y las. Yep. He writes. I think I know what's coming now. Hey, Petito, tres veces y las tresas, la comida de muy mala calidad y casualmente, las tres veces los días después,

he estado con gastroenteritis, with vomits. I left it, opportunities for the three, I fell sick, I lost my skin, I lost my skin, or my skin, I was sick. I don't know if the skin was sick, I was sick, I lost and I didn't have a cancer Perro, Ino la console. No, well though. So we ate the chicken and got food poisoning.

I would give it zero circles if I could. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I don't know what any of that means. And I did add that zero circles part. But like you said, you picked up on a pat. I definitely heard gastrointroditis and vomiting. Yeah. So let's avoid this place. Yeah, letroditis and vomiting. Yeah. So, let's avoid this place.

Yeah, let's never go there. Yeah. Yeah. I thank you, Klavisol, for that. Let me just know that. Guys, before we move on. And for any native Spanish speakers, I would love a critique. I think my pronunciation is pretty solid, but my cadence is off.

I read like a second grader Oh, that's weird because I thought both were off. Oh, no, no, my pronunciation is really good Hey, very serious about Spanish in high school. Oh one little side note here about the fashion You know, I don't like to sound like a misogynist because I definitely am not and I shouldn't be coming on what little ladies are wearing out there Right, yeah, it's other pants 80s are wearing out there. Right, yeah. But Daisy, though, is some other pants. Yeah.

Yeah. That was a no. Okay, so I'm going to defend my close friend at Kafe that Daisy, you know, we hung out last a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, your friends. And I don't want you to talk about her like that. Yeah, it's so funny because I was gonna pull up

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Go fucking support these companies they support us all right, so we sit down to dinner I actually says she's gonna hammer tequila shots all day tomorrow Obviously and then the sea rats begin clapping their hands and chanting, let's spend our money again, obviously. Now, I'm no psychologist or economist, but this view on life is what's inherently wrong with the sea rats mind. You piss away all your money in one night

on food and drink means you'll need to wake up the next morning and be forced to be a sea rat another day. It's a vicious cycle. It's ensnaring. It's only ensnaring for those that it's a cage for. Like, it's often the stews, the other ones we see that have the breakdowns. For a seedog like Colin or Gary,

they have found their calling in this vicious cycle of depleting their funds that they just work three days for is what they were born to do Like it's like Groundhog Day, but liking it. Yes, like many professional athletes I think these sea rats need to get with financial advisors, you know It's very liquid. They're kind of work and many ways then It's a pun you got it. I think that they should be investing their tips in, things like treasury inflated protected securities. Yeah.

Tips. Also handbags, I've heard are holding a lot of value nowadays, and you can wear them out without them losing their value on like sneakers, which you have to keep as dead stock. Yeah. Are you into collectibles? I've just been talking with some people about stupid ways to combat inflation.

Okay, so the weird one admits her celibacy in response to Gary's third proposition of the season of an orgy and then Zedog and Gabby have a little bit of a chat. I think we have like our eighth restart with Gabby. Everyone, it gives a big toast to her being great and wonderful. Yeah. Yeah. Like you're in the third grade or something like, well, yeah, there is awesome. Yeah, they're kind of treating Gabby like she's got a pipe bomb in her hands. You know, I love you. Yeah. Or, or, or the kid who was invited

to the birthday party. so they start wearing a trench coat. Yeah. You're like, what's wrong with that guy? You you you if you have any sense you buddy up to that guy. Yeah. Play magic to gathering with or getting to do a different school. I don't know. So they all want to run my life somehow. I'm a master of the camera system's system so he can go slaughter horse. He can be any more American psycho or American psycho. Instead of Huey Lewis and the news,

he's listening to National Geographic tapes, just emotionless as the blood splatter so we're as plastic he's wrapped the walls with. Back to dinner and a little meanwhile. Meanwhile. The weird one, Flosses or Teeth, again, with her hair. If we got to talk to her, that would have been my first question. What's up with that?

Well, second question, first question, who are you? Second question, why do you keep doing that? It's fucking repulsive. So Gary says he wants to fork Ashley a vile and lazy pickup line. That of course works They get back to the boat and Ashley had straight for the only body of water aboard a parsnips. She's molding, you know and Seedock begins to

Really see dog he's turned from gossip queen to full blown voyeur at this point Oh, well, he's given the fucking play by place. Like he's sitting there with guy. He's like, are they kissing or are they kissing? Oh, yeah, yep, yep, they're kissing. Definitely kissing. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there goes the stinky pink gay. Yeah, he's a clearly reporting that.

I heard Dijadium is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I felt bad for Kathy because at this point, I think, you know, given what we seen transpire over the rest of the episode, you can see the C-Dogs. I don't know if I can talk to you. You see what's going on over there? That's crazy. They're making out. I don't want to look. It's not that crazy. No, you should turn around.

As much as Colin does like to stir the pot that's usually What he's attempting to do in this situation. I think it was true astonishment like if you see something crazy in nature Yeah, like those those videographers that caught the snow leopard on the chase On planet earth just once in a lifetime thing and and Colin is just like how is he doing? Well, I have a theory first off. Oh, it's a magic under where like a Pochana thing and Colin is just like, how is he doing? Well, I have a theory. First off, Oh, it's a magic underwear, like a Pochana husband. Right, right, but also it's probably, he's part, he's a, what do you call it, like a plant.

That, or he found a producer who's fucking around on his wife and he's got some dirt on him. Cause Colin, Gabby called him out on, I caught the first 10 minutes of watch, what happens before we came out here that she's on tonight. Yeah. And they said, are you talking about her breaking the, what, what is it, Nick? Fourth wall? No. What

breaking down the 411 on Andy's. Oh, yeah. She's breaking down the 411. Yeah. Yeah. With Andy. And she, the question came up, who's the biggest shitster on the boat. And I thought she was going to say Ashley or Marcos. So Colin, yeah, who didn't know that Andy? What? Andy needs to get the fuck away from this show. He needs to not touch it.

It's growing despite his hatred of it. Have the queen of the seahorse, these reunions. She would be 50,000 times better than him. She probably will eventually. And then we'll write for her. All right, so Ashley proclaimed that she was just coming up to swim in the jacuzzi by herself. Cut to your inside of me already. You know, he pulls quite a dick move. He puts his dick inside of her and then leaves

incredibly rude. If she wants you to disrespect her and you're inside of her, then be respectful Gary You can't just this is such a dick move. Well, especially when he goes back to report to the other guys And he's like I thought I was just getting massage and somehow my penis fell into Yeah, you're never gonna believe this bros Oh god Me and Nick were we're watching at the same time and he texted me I'm so tired of toxic masculinity and I said what are the same time and he texted me. I'm so tired of toxic masculinity

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colors our opinion of what he's doing here but he did say no no no no a couple times like and then you hear him and then he leaves and she's like I want to fuck you and all this other stuff if that was a guy versus a girl we may be having a different conversation about this episode oh you're doing it the roles were over that's what I said yeah oh I don't think we see that footage, and the season probably gets canceled. I'll have that short repair. No, he said that.

Oh, it's cold red. This did happen actually on a show. We covered it. Yeah, exactly the same thing happened. Apple standards are weird, but they do exist. All right, so let's get to the next morning. Next morning. The weird one does some more weird one stuff.

She gets up and she just fucking faint she head butts the floor What's going on here? Bob the weirdest thing she's done all season one of these saying something Dylan our residential Spiritual teacher had said in fact earlier if you don't eat you will get drunk fast Nick just gas. I think you got she was foreshadowing like Harvey dead I just got it. She was foreshadowing like Harvey Dent. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what Harvey say again? You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

That's the foreshadowing quote that everybody brings up. There's also a moment earlier on in the movie where he's like, Maggie, Jill and I, I think half my face is gonna get burned off and so forth. Yeah, and then in the Batman, he's black. Okay. So, that's Commissioner Gordon, Detective Gordon. It couldn't get, pull me in. It was on three different times on Saturday and Sunday. I was like, walking by, I'm like, sit down for five minutes, I'm like, yeah, I don't

think I'm going into this. You need minutes, I'm like, yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do this. You need two hours and 46 minutes, so. You knock out a block out of an afternoon, it's just gonna wake up. I was gonna wait, but I just get to this now. Hey Pat. Yeah. You know how I've been telling you to watch

Severance for a week and a half, and you're like, oh, don't worry about it, don't worry about it, I'm gonna watch it, I'm gonna watch it. Yeah, yeah about it. I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it. Do you watch it? No, I'm gonna watch it tomorrow. On my day off, my one thanks for Tuesday night off.

Are you really gonna watch it tomorrow? Yes, I gotta do for PMZ. You're gonna hear my full review on PMZ. Of the pilot episode? Yeah. Are you gonna watch with your wife? Yeah, she's agreed. Yeah, I'm gonna record her secretly too

and hear what she has to say. Oh, nice. What a bit. Thank you, Severance. And thank you PMZ. Go to patreon.com slash another podcast network. It's arguably the worst show on the network. Can we go back to the weird one in that fall? Yeah. She says it's another piece of wisdom from the guru's mouth. She says, and I quote, when you're dehydrated, sleep, sleep deprived and drunk alcohol can really bite you in the ass. End quote. I'm going to watch her TED talk. Yeah. Yeah. What about you guys? Yeah, take that Simon Sinek. So Gabby says he tells you how to heal the avocado. Yeah. He's like, what does he do? Who's this guy?

I don't know if it's the same guy, but Simon Sinek does. He's like just the Avocado. Yeah, and he's... Wait, what is he doing? Who's this guy? I don't know if it's the same guy, but Simon Sinek does, he's like just the epitome of the Ted Talk the way he like, let me, let me, let's think for a minute. I don't know. I want to do a fake Ted Talk sometimes. I was at a new stand yesterday. Yeah, they always begin with something I haven't done. Where's this going?

And then the PowerPoint presentation goes up. And you're like, oh my god, this going? And then the PowerPoint presentation goes up. And you're like, oh my god, this is... And they say just like 19 minutes long, the driest things that could be extruded as a joke. And they just get a glorious last time. Such an easy room. All right, so Gabby asks Ashley if she and Gary fucked

in Ashley with the smile of the grinch says yeah Then Gary continues with the douchey behavior he pulls a Clinton Gary no one believes you know not a single person believes you if you are truly blacked out you would not have pulled out when guys are blacked out they're not going to push the giant breasted 23 year old off of them they're going to let it happen well maybe it's it that's called the having her druthers is saying no I don't want to he's such a pig uh do you guys remember that show he's bounded down with

Kenny powers no what's up well when, when he was really wanted to his ex-girlfriend back, played by Katie Mix in the Super Fox, right there. And so he's trying to have sex with her. She thick. And a little thick, yeah, yeah. She thick? Yeah, he's about trying to have sex with her. He looks at her breasts and he comes.

And he says, no, I can't do this. He looks at her breasts. Yeah, and he comes No, I can't do this I have too much respect for you If Gary I came I can't do this Felt it his plums All right You guys tell me more about this show. Oh, he. I'm pretty good. Let's see the sun. Just dancing right up. Take it off my block.

Alright, so, um, she and Gary have a little chat about the night before, wherein she tells them that they both agreed to break the sex off. Is the rewind button? Gary, close that fucking door, get back in here. I want to fuck you. I'm not that what you want. Yeah, we both came to the sober realization that this was a mistake and we should break this off. All right, so Gary,

he is in fine form tonight, says if that ever happens again, it's so, so he's bounded out. I wanna be sober so I can remember it. And everyone watching this, audibly I rolled. Yes. So, it's a day that ends in why. The crew heads out for a day off.

And when Glenn is invited, he of course refuses. He is so happy, so happy to claim life. He has other matters to to attend to he's got a pap anestep you can see it He's like wow you guys look like rock stars you guys have a great day out there It was like me back in 2010 when my ex-girlfriend actually would tell me I'm going home for Christmas this year Hey, so let's address this right because the audience I'm sure has heard it countless times What's happening? I have the Long Haller. COVID. Long Haller COVID.

Long Haller COVID. Yeah, I had it since December. 2020? Yeah. Yeah, that's a long haul. Big time, that's why they call it that. Yeah. I did love Glenn's getting this in this situation.

It reminded me of when I wake up on a Saturday morning and I have five, six hours to kill before a UFC card starts And you just don't even know what to do with yourself But you know you're gonna have a huge adrenaline rush on them probably a little bit of guilt after well speaking of badass Let's talk about modern fertility Guys, I've always been a big fan and speaking of gambling been a big fan and speaking of gambling, I've always been a big fan of planning ahead, scheduling trips, months in advance, plotting out my next career move, figuring out what I'm doing for dinner while I'm still eating breakfast, but I never thought much about planning for kids.

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There we go. Brown to me. No. So let's get to the day out. They arrive at the villa. It is stunning. And Gabby's plan is to just enjoy herself and be her own hype woman. Let's see how that goes more on that later.

Well, we already knew we were to a bad start with memoses as roadies in the van. They're not even waiting to get to the villa. I love how Gary, he's, let's say for a second, he doesn't remember what he did. But he's definitely been told at this point what he did. Yeah, that's why people love fantasy novels. You get to, you know, jolt yourself into a reality

that does not exist. Yeah, just put yourself there. Okay, he does it, remember. But he's been told of this and he thinks of it as a mistake. But instead of taking some time, slowing down and reflecting, he wakes up and asks who's ready for tequila shots. Right.

I really appreciate his ability to get back on the horse, and I'm sorry that's no way to speak about Ashley. Yeah, and like you said, he has found his calling in life, this kind of... Entrapment, a self-imposed. Groundhog day. Groundhog day. All right, so, once again, Glenn has hacked these cameras.

Right on the roundtop day. But let's get back to the pool. Gary doesn't remember getting his dick sucked by that woman. Well, he said, he thanked her for the blowjob, but he says he doesn't remember. So that was gracious of him. Super gracious. And then Gabby begins to annoy people.

Now, you mentioned that they couldn't even wait to go to the boat to start with the villa to start with the mimosas. It would seem they can't even wait for the champagne to hit the glass now. They're just nipping it straight out of the bottle. A move I do not understand because champagne and or Perseco is so frothy, you tip that stuff back, it'll go down your throat, it's just too, too fizzy.

Remember champagne, yeah. Oh yeah, the 750 milliliter bottles are in place of a glass. Right, right. So you know you're gonna tie one off. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun day. And a force nap, because your head feels like it got hit over the head with an anvo. What?

So, barcoes in the sea dog are having a good chat and Gabby is getting shit-faced. A lot of stuff going on, the sea rats are forcing around in the water and that is when Gabby takes a hard, hard shin to the face. Now I passed over some stuff, if you wanna cover any of the Maryska. Gary says, tell Stacey, he might have gotten a blowjob.

Right. We got him at least to the, it might have happened. Yeah. We need to get him on least to the, it might have happened. Yeah. We need to get him on what's such a 48 hours after. We need to get him in a room. Oh, break. Like a egg. So, one thing I did notice in the pool,

Kelsey is giving Gary a foot massage when he gets the news of the blow job that he received. They definitely remember this, but actually he doesn't. And it's one of a number of instances where you see Gary has now checked the box of Ashley. He's checked the box of Gabby. That's what's so repulsive about it. The penis in momentarily was merely to just check a box.

And now he's moving on to the weird one. There's been a number of time where he's seeing flirting with her. He tries to get the three way kiss in the van. The only reason she turned a dog, he's smell like cigarette. She's weirdly into it. And I just, it's gross.

It's gross. I actually don't think she's weirdly into it. I think she's too weird to get with somebody like Gary. Yeah. Hey, yeah. Can I do a meanwhile? Can you do a meanwhile? Yeah, of course not.

So somehow this shined to the face gets turned around on Marcos, Gabby puts him once again for him lean or cross hairs. And he gives it right back. The issue here is that Gabby is a real ass bitch. And Marcos just can't fucking handle it. You know? So the fight kind of spills over

and in an M-Night shaming man type twist, Gabby makes the right call and goes and takes a nap. Pass out. Best move possible in this moment. Remove yourself from the conflict and catch some z's. Marcos also after Gabby goes to pass out, he talked about how that's normally his strategy nowadays, something bothers just walk away. He was like, he doesn't have to deal with it because he lived for many years in a very dark place.

Alluding to what we uncovered very early on the season, he's got a dark pass filled with bodies. He even said it a little bit earlier when he was talking about arguing with his girlfriend. He's like, I used to just snap, but I've gotten over that. Gabby reminds me of that ex. Yeah, and so there's a dark past that Marcos

leaving in the trail of breadcrumbs too. It's so nice that you could, if he can change, and I can change, we can all change. What's my next note, my notes, Nick? I'll read it. Marcos speaks of darkness a couple times this episode. We just have an uncanny ability to see into the history of these people. It's incredible.

So, speaking of darkness, Glenn is on the phone with his mom. And in the most preved thing we've seen from Glenn so far this season, we've seen him smile at the record she's causing by healing into the ocean and things like that. But he lies to his mother about why he didn't get any sleep the night prior. This is like a mocking bird. They always try to chirp. They always try to get caught.

Maybe he could be some truth to this, because if you remember what he told his mommy, is he had some bad night me age about donkeys. Now, I'm a call. Do you think that's what he calls them when he's literally enough? Interestingly enough. Yeah.

I'm a consummate professional. So I did my due diligence. I'm what exactly donkeys mean if you are in fact dreaming. Love that. If you dream about donkeys or riding them, it suggests you will go to foreign countries, adventure into places that are difficult to cross. It depicts you will be in a long journey or travel. If you're riding donkeys or seeing donkeys,

it depicts you will have difficulties in life and will face financial problems and investments, which will lead to a poor life. And you also might kill whores. It's crazy. I love that website. What's that website, Carl Young, that nutnet? Yeah, I was one of that. Yeah. You know, we got a break. We got a look into my, I have a buddy who is into Jungian

psychology. He like goes and gets his dreams interpret and stuff. Went to Berkeley. Is that kind of shit that people do up there? But is he an antiva? What? Nothing. I ain't no politics, dude. Just a question. Well, you already did the taxes. That thing, already did the taxes that thing. I think that ship has sailed. But I've had a lot of weird dreams. The past couple nights, very vivid.

I feel like I'll remember them always. One was me and Cecilia, my darling wife, were in a skyscraper, probably in downtown Los Angeles or some metropolitan area. And a dragon with human teeth was just letting little balls dribble out of its mouth. And when it hit the buildings, they blew up. And I was just letting little balls dribble out of its mouth and when it hit the buildings they blew up and I was like we have to get out of here and she didn't seem concerned by it it was so crazy really yeah another dream I had was we're in a gymnasium and it was like

sea world and there was a big big blue whale and it was swimming in the air. Really bizarre. And last night I dreamed of cooking this big loop of sausage and presenting it to my wife. And cutting it in all these pieces, and I just woke up if I net-curt. Did you know whales, despite, of course, being in the ocean, they're mammals. And they lack, they're mammals and they do, uh, they, they lack,

they lactate, uh, uh, so that obviously leads you to wonder, can you have whale cheese, but in fact, right, but in fact, in fact, it comes out so thick and creamy, it's essentially cheese to begin with. Right, that's such a great point. Hey, Dylan, I'm trying to go to that same site to see what that piece together, that whole dragon in sky scrape for a bit. Yeah, I'm trying to go to that same site to see what that piece together that whole dragon in skyscraper bit Yeah, I'm coming up. Don't forget that it's got human teeth. We'll get it We'll get into it later. You know, I heard somebody ask a really good question the other day our nipple straws All right, let's get back to the episode so before we do Should we knock one out? We got to do those minds. No, we only got one moss. Oh, but I'd be down to knock one out? Should we, we got two, two dose masks? No, we only got one mask. Oh, but I'd be down to knock one out if you guys want.

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and money based off that product. And Lupita bought a house across the street. She fixed her upper, she turned it into a mick mansion. She knocked on the door today. She put all their money on bar stool stock. Master fucking shirt. Yeah. She asked for a job back.

Big, big stoolie, Lupina. Yeah. I said, you can have your job back and I could tell she was at odds with herself, mentally. I am going to recommend better help for her tomorrow. Yeah, so did you give her your job back? Yeah.

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Really quick question. Do you think that counts? No. We're not re-upping. We're not re-upping for this. See, they've already said the real-time ex-see. This is about better health. Yeah, yeah, and magic. To get my favorite nanny, Lupita,

even though she screwed me over, quit without any time for me to find a new nanny, bottomic mansion across street from me. And then she has the gawd to come back asking for a job back. But I need help around with a little better help. Thank God you've done so much work on yourself with online faceless therapy that you were in a position to be that empathetic. And it also can be, you can have a face, it can be video, you can talk to someone. No, I'm just saying he prefers not to see anybody. And you can do that a better help. And we know there, like we said, we know there's a

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Marko's in Gabby have a truce that lasts long enough for them to get to the dinner table. She asks if they could switch up the seating, and then this is a test. Pat, can you not open up the lube that is sponsoring this show so we can, Patrick? What? He's just, you're not present, you're opening the theme. I can hear him a kicker vibrator,

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and she wants so badly for him to say, no, it's fine to sit down. But he says, and I do think you should get to the other end of the table and this does not make Gabby happy. All right, so one of the most romantic foods in the world, the Sokharat has been achieved 90 pots, but let's get to Gab gabbies multiple personality disorder

So she is all chipper now and is giving a speech In her home I just want to take this I feel like I've been a little too brutal on gabbie tonight So I'm gonna just kick it to you guys. I actually thought it was a pretty hilarious bit We've just burned too many bridges at this point for anybody and they're all way to fucked up and there's zombies at this point right it's been about thirty six hours straight of uh... taking down booze they're all very tired uh... she's dead behind the eyes as she's doing the bit but when she told days

you shut the fuck up because it wasn't her house that's funny right that's funny i do agree i actually has a unique sense of humor and they aren't on the same. Are you guys doing a bit? No. I thought she was having fun with it. Oh, good. She's like Nick does to the audience sometimes. A little Andy Kaufman.

She loves to see how uncomfortable she can make you. Yeah. Or you do Andy Kaufman stuff too. No, I don't. Yeah, you play all those trailers and youman stuff too. No, I don't. Yeah, you play all those trailers and you don't talk. Aw, come on. Be quiet.

What are you talking about? You should use the dog. Yeah, you did try to suck a dog off. I mean, that's pretty. He's antsy as antsy in the pansy. Should we get to this next read? No, we gotta talk about the show. No, we have to talk about the show,

but he does have a vibrator in his hands right now, which is kind of like Gabby and the pipe bomb. So anyways, the car ride home is very awkward and so is the first conversation that Gabby has with the C-dog and with Ashley. This breaks my heart. I just, what's going on with Gabby? What's going on? Just making everybody uncomfortable. She's bossy and very awkward. She's just melting down.

The bossiness, that was, I didn't get that. Obviously, Collins, the one you want in your corner. You don't want to piss off, Collins. I did think that Ashley looked very much like Gary here when they were sitting there and she had her point here. So points there, Gabby again. And on the van right back, Colin just really made me laugh with his facial expressions and physical comedy when you were talking about, well, that was slightly uncomfortable there, wasn't it, full of it?

He was just very funny. And I just really wanted to shout him out. He's another close friend and confident. Right, right, right. right hung out with yeah now um sadly The night ends with no ball of sakes type stuff, but just sadness But had they been Sleathering and sliming all over one another They could have really used

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Yeah, Pedro is a surgeon with six private praxis in the Miami area sounds like some sort of Pyramid type scheme. Why would you look at beach bodies? Why would I don't understand why it's not just one Bucket beach bodies. Why would I don't understand why it's not just one practice I don't get it they all joke that he would be the best person to get stranded with at sea because of his insane survival skills that would save them all Adriana is Pedro's wife and she loves to be in the water. She sounds like their treaty with kids.

She likes to be in the water. She's have very many traits. One of the groups most important requests is they have likes to be in the water. She has very many traits. One of the group's most important requests is they have perfectly fluffy pillows in the rooms, which will make or break the trip. What if they're not even fucking around and she's just in the water, the entire vacation? She likes to be there. We wrote it on the preference. They are looking forward to a flow of fresh, delicious drinks, entertainment planned by the crew and getting to see all the action of the crew sailing. Dr. Nichols has asked the crew always referred, address her as Dr. Nichols, and night one they would like a variety of different

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Let me tell you why everybody needs a cookie, okay? Well, she's pretty honest with her depiction of events. You gotta admit that she is not a spinner. She doesn't spin like, and then no. You said it, it's the sauce. When she's lucid, she has a firm grasp on what's going on. That's yeah, that's my point.

So she tells Cookie, and then he chimes in, and he basically gives her, tells her what, it's pretty much her and you know, guy would do what you're doing. We all need a friend like that that instead of the friend that you go Hey, I fucking stole my girlfriend's car and I fucking smash against the tree and I come home She's like being a fucking bitch And then you got a friend that chimes he's like what a fucking bitch, dude

No, you need a guy like cookie who says well, why why did you take her car? You didn't pull me. Yeah, and it's not that binary. Those are the only two friends you have. It's not that binary, but everybody needs a cookie. So, he tells her that she is kind of... Oh, you want a cookie? Trying to bottle it in and it's unhealthy for her she needs to let it go.

And I thought that was too vague of advice. And I was fearful that she was about to go and tell everyone on the boat what was going on. But she handles it in such an incredible, mature way. She goes to Glenn, says, I know that this is not the environment that I need to be in right now, bows out and says, with my last shred of strength, I'm going to use it to remove myself from the situation, which is a very, very strong decision.

We've seen so many serets just decide to keep going on this boat because they do not have the mental fortitude nor the heart nor the willingness to Give up reality television To get to 15,000 Instagram followers, right, but Gabby has that strength Her bayonet half been oiled and she is ready to go into battle On land maybe in a psychiatrist office. Hopefully I don't you retreated actually and she is ready to go into battle on land. Maybe in a psychiatrist office, hopefully. I don't know.

She retreated actually. Patrick, what are you, Wadada? What are you, Wadada? My God. We wish Gabby the best. I hope that she is back on this show and she is ready to handle it. Oh, she was great on watch what happened. She'll definitely be back on this show and she is ready to handle it.

She was great on watch what happened. She'll definitely be back on this show. What is going? You're pulling a pat right now. Ah. Um. Go ahead. Ready.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm show. Hey, Nick. Yeah, you okay if I cut that? I would prefer to be kept. All right, so the weird one. It's ready to get really boring without Gabby. No, look good. So I don't think so at all. I don't think so at all.

The preview look great. But wrapping this up, the weird one is of course, so wonderful to her and actually is of course Thrilled that she is leaving. She is a vile vile human being But that is it for us. We will be back next week to break down episode 70 of below deck sailing Not we love you guys very much Go to patreon.com if you want to hear us cover below deck down under positive palace back. Everything is on the up and up. Also, you could take coming. There is PMZ, there is video

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