Another Below Deck Podcast - Flutes of Vueve | Below Deck S7 E14

Episode Date: January 11, 2020

Pat, Dylan, and Nick are back to break down another brand spanking new episode of Bravo's Below Deck. We talk monogamy, pops, flutes, Collin's new podcast which is fantastic, a little more Hook, and of course Bravo's Below Deck. Leave 5 stars on Apple Podcasts! Another Below Deck Podcast Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/AnotherBelowDeckPodcast_ Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/AnotherBelowDeckPodcast Facebook Page: https://facebook.com/AnotherBelowDeckPodcast Instagram: https://instagram.com/anotherbelowdeckpodcast_ Check out our companion podcast, Another Bachelor Podcast! Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/anotherbachelorpodcast Facebook Page: https://facebook.com/anotherbachelorpodcast Instagram: https://instagram.com/anotherbachelorpodcast Twitter:https://twitter.com/anotherbachpod

One time, well, this is a girl I was dating for like three years. Her friend caught me on another date, a lunch date with another girl. Yeah. Who of course told her friend that she caught me. And not only was I able to manipulate myself out of that situation, I demanded that she not hang out with that friend anymore. Wow, you're so disgusting. So long, Jody. so long jody welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck Podcast. My name's Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis.

Ahoy, mateys! Patrick, the producer of the podcast over there behind the glass. Hi, guys. How are ya? Pat, you got some new stuff tonight, right? You got a new segment. Oh, I have an iTunes review. Okay. Well, are you gonna talk about Colin's podcast? Oh, I was gonna bring that up by... Oh, yeah. Organically. Oh, he was going to bring that up by, oh yeah. Organically.

Oh, he was going to do it organically. You know, fucking pre-production. It would be so neat sometimes. I like how- Not worth it ultimately, but so neat sometimes. I like how we don't, but then we still weave this fabulous web. Yeah, it's a fabulous web. Well, you brought it up, Dylan.

Yeah. I was going to do it as an announcement when you usually throw to me and say, Pat, any announcements? Yeah. Well, my announcement was going to be to announce to the audience how lucky they are to have us as a podcast, as a companion piece to this show Below Deck. Up until two or three weeks ago ago it was just us out there and then as i mentioned on last episode this fucking loser colin who was a completely hack talent uh worker on that boat and now take a breath parlayed that into a goddamn podcast getting all the guests that we should be having and we get no guests anymore but i thought it would be a real treat for the audience for

those uh that love us and some have called us overlords. I think that's a compliment. I'd love to give them a little taste of Colin's podcast and just leave it up to them to judge for themselves what is a superior product versus what is a complete steaming pile of dog shit. Okay. Here we go. No, no, no. Oh, please don't play it right now uh because i think we should talk about this a little bit i mean i think it would be foolish to kick things off with this clip don't

you i was gonna say dylan i i like the bit i'm glad we're doing i don't think it's i'm excited for it yeah but i do think we should do it later in the episode yeah let's tease that okay all right so the new segment's called Pat shits all over that hack Collins podcast and plays clips from it and talks over it. I think we can workshop the title by the time

we get there too. I think we can probably get there just like on Wavelengths so we can improve that. Oh, you don't even want to hear my hashtag for it. Oh, we can get to that

later too. I'm excited for that. This is how you know it's still the wild west of podcasting. We can just take his take his content and still the wild west of podcasting we can just take his take his content and use it for our own like we'll just shit all over although one could argue it that's up to modern fair use practices so law parody law you want to sue me you ever

heard of something called parody law okay so let's get to a fan favorite segment that's uh thoughts and that's not so uh nick why don't you go first with thoughts and nots so i actually had notes for uh thoughts and nots which is unique uh yeah like actually written down yeah um so i don't know this crew is so ironic i'm trying not to read word for word for my notes i'm trying to make it sound very natural you should absolutely read word for word no i don't know this they they're so catty with one another there's so much backstabbing i end an episode of below deck not really feeling that good yeah uh there it's too much it's a little too much i'm i'm i like the show format still oh but this this cast hates each other so much.

It's so bad. 32 knots. You put it so perfectly, and Pat, I'm going to go next. Okay. You put it so perfectly because, you know, I'm trying to put my finger on it, and you just did it. It's yucky. You feel yucky after you watch these episodes. Ashton's so horrible.

The people that follow him are so horrible the whole thing is just nasty it's nasty nasty and it wasn't that great of an episode i'm gonna say 65 knots i'm sorry how many knots 65 65 knots okay all right this is going to be i think the first time that we all are on the same page as far as how we feel about an episode and i would argue i believe the audience watching the show as a whole kind of fall into this as well. What this reminded me of, if you've ever worked in an office or a corporate environment, I know that the boat isn't one, but what they did is they lowered themselves to that annoying part of HR, which is one employee hates the other.

They complain. There's some supervisors that need to bring other people in to listen to their side of the story. This reminded me of that insurance company I worked for in the early 2000s. Thank God it's Friday. And I don't like being reminded of my job. I want to enjoy a show. I want to see attractive people fuck each other. And don't get me wrong.

I like coworkers arguing with one another. It's nasty. But this is the worst part of a work environment. And I don't want to see it on TV when I'm drinking drinking wine on a monday night yeah oh my god 11 knots each brother preach and i'm glad we are on the same page 65 what was yours 32 i was pretty pretty yeah and and then we've got 11 so yeah i'd say same page um yes. Just an addendum to my thoughts and my nots, more my thoughts really. Okay. Because this is another thought.

Yeah. I said I didn't feel good at the end of it. When I watch, I don't know, like The Lion King. Yeah. I go out, I leave, and I want to be a better person. Uh-huh. When I watch this, I'm like, maybe we should go to war. Right.

You texted me that the other night at two o'clock in the morning maybe that's actually not the not maybe not at nine a.m maybe we should go to war but maybe war is inevitable because people just cannot get along okay um so let's get into bravo's below deck um last we left off we were in the midst of uh chef to chef you should probably go up scale tonight, Kate. That's what you called it. No, no, no, no, no, no, Dylan. I called it chef-to-chef.

You're not going to remember. Here, here, here, here. No, no. Here, you're not going to remember. Chef-to-chef, you should probably go upscale tonight apocalypse. Glad we did that. But Kevin essentially, you know, to this charter guest that is telling him to step his game up, says, I don't give a shit what you think. All I have to do is make pizza and overcooked steak and I'm good.

Well, he didn't say that. It's a subtext. Right, right, right. But what I didn't like is what he said after she left. Yeah. What he said was these uh these people go fuck themselves yeah that's his attitude to a lot of the guests uh let me remind this idiot uh you're in the service uh industry so your job is to serve okay if they want something just you know just swallow it blows me away like people who are egomaniacal in the service industry like

doesn't that just like cap your your confidence like a little bit like what are you you're a fucking asshole well i generally agree with that strategy and i agree with like obviously his role is to just appease them to get the bigger tip her entire reason for doing that was to lord her power that she was just granted by being a guest. And so when he shut her down, to be honest, I appreciated it. Not the smart move by Kevin's part, but I'm glad she got her comeuppance. Yeah, I don't think that she was trying to lord power over him. I just think that it's exactly what you said last week. She is an active member of this production right now i forgot my own point that

she's not just on vacation so i think that she's like getting a little big for her britches and she's like i'm gonna go confront this guy it's gonna be great tv but like no you're talking to a human being and you know unlucky enough for you not just any human being you're talking to kevin who is a fucking monster so this is not gonna go well now i'm a fan of justine's but i will physically i'm very very attracted to her this attitude sucks uh but let me say this she's a private chef is that her gig yeah i feel she's probably like two years into it an established person in their industry would have nothing to say about someone in their own industry they'll let the other people i don't think what i don't think uh a chef that owns five restaurants is gonna walk into that galley and have something to say about it i 100 agree pat they'll they'll they'll they'll scoff at it they'll

be like under their breath and they'll they will tell their friends but they're not gonna approach the chef well yeah so safe to say he doesn't deal with this well. He says that he found it particularly insulting because what he puts on the plate is part of him. It's part of Kevin. You're getting a little bit of Kev with every bite. Because he forgot the rest of the Kevin. Yeah.

Kevin, you're putting out chicken parm and broccoli soup that looks like poison. This is not an expression of who you are. yeah kevin you're putting out chicken parm and broccoli soup that looks like poison like this is not an expression of who you are you're doing a job and you're not doing it that well so please calm down she's insulting who you are and the and your culinary artistry fucking maniac i will say in reference to kevin's food i have found it very wet. Yeah. So in that way, appealing to me. Yeah. Fucking one of Pavlov's over here. This guy's fucking.

My mouth waters at wetness. Yeah, but I feel like it should be auditory for that to make sense. No, no, no. It's any conditioned response. Oh, is it really? Yeah. Any conditioned response? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. One of Pavlov's over here. Okay, side note. The guests think Simone is doing an incredible job, which is just strange to me. But we don't have to dwell on that too much. It just kind of did blow me away. Well, no. She carries a tray of drinks over to them and makes sure the drinks make it to them.

Great job. Yeah. She's very proud of herself. And then mumbles something indecipherable and then leaves. They're like, she is incredible. Well, later on on we have uh maple syrup gate that didn't go well so you know these guys are kind of that one's a layup come on maple syrup apocalypse oh man how long are we gonna do this um okay so they'll be having forever as long as you bring up a game no i, I know. Listen, I pushed us down this slippery, slippery slope.

So they'll be having a beach picnic this episode. That is if they can land safely. But Kev's whipping up lunch. So he's talking to Courtney here and he says, do you reckon these people like cream cheese in their sushi? Why are you asking that to begin with um given what you went through last night and why are you asking courtney why are you talking to courtney about this and also why do you have such a flippant attitude towards lactose intolerance i mean he really does not give a shit i he doesn't give a poop pun no pun intended uh but hey more power to you another time tonight i'm on the same page as kevin he's two for two in my book uh all you do

is poop drink the milk drink you know how good cream cheese is hey uh dylan what are your thoughts on cream cheese and sushi uh it's kind of a i i believe it was a i could be incorrect here but i believe that that started uh what katsu suya in studio city yeah sure making it more palpable to the masses in the 70s when he started opening sushi restaurants yeah i don't get people addicted with sugar i don't know the uh the history of the philadelphia roll and its place in um the the culinary landscape of the city. But, you know, when you're starting out, it's good. A Philly roll is good. It's got its place.

It's salmon, cream cheese, you know. Some can be pretty delicious. But, you know, there are higher places you can go. Yeah. Well, I definitely didn't think it started in Philly because there was a Boston roll that had lobster and cream cheese in it. There's still vicious wars fought to this day on the East Coast over the nomenclature of the cream cheese sushi. Vice did a little mini documentary on it.

And if they haven't, we should. And by the way, you people that you think you're eating healthy when you're eating sushi, some of these places are fucking putting mayonnaise in that rice that they're rolling up in there. I ain't a diet. I don't think – that can't be right. Both of these things sound appealing to me. Very wet. Okay.

So let's get to Kate and Riley. You guys want to get to Kate and Riley? Is this rat out, Kate? This is, yeah, back channeling like a champion. But yeah, so Kate tells Riley that Ashton is in full-blown sabotage mode. I don't... This information isn't really actionable. She's just like...

It just like sends her into a spiral. I feel horrible for Riley because she's kind of powerless and she's powerless to a fucking monster right now. At that point, it's out of Riley's hands. Yeah. And the only thing you can do is stir her up and get Riley to do what Riley does which is freak the fuck out. In our case when she was in studio

point at you and stand over you with the finger in your face. So I don't want to deal with that. But anyway Kate telling her this was a bad move because what we didn't know at the time was Kate was going to go to bat for and essentially put her perception of the situation on the line. And so it was pointless to let Riley know this. It was just going to make it more awkward on the boat.

I don't know. It's good TV. And with that being said, I mean, I would want to know if I was in Riley's position. Just this vague cloud hanging over you. You don't really know what's going on this is this is a stretched analogy but this this is like when a woman is dating a guy and she finds out is married does she tell the wife uh i don't think they should it it does no good she'll find out on her own uh just let it play out it's none of your business it's none of kate's business and uh but that being said kate is the protagonist on this boat in my eyes

uh i love how she did everything tonight uh she's the best nick that's a great example and the only thing that didn't play out here was generally you kill the messenger but riley did not kill the messenger in this case yeah i'm getting back to that cheating on the wife thing. I think it just depends on how good of a date the guy is. If he's a really crummy date and he really does something awful to you, then scorch the earth. One time, this is a girl I was dating for like three years.

Her friend caught me on another date, a lunch date with another girl. Yeah. Who of course told her her friend uh caught me on another date uh a lunch date with another girl yeah who of course told her friend that i she caught me and uh not only was i able to manipulate myself out of that situation i demanded that she not hang out with that friend anymore wow you're so disgusting so long jody So long, Jody. Holy shit. Such a scary insight.

I just love his flippant attitude towards people's lives. All is fair in love and war. Okay, so let's get back to Bravo's Below Deck. Lee comes into the galley to bitch about how he can't beat off in his own room to everybody. Honestly, like the stuff he says about Jamie, and I'm not trying to defend Jamie. I don't like Jamie. I mean, I don't really know her, but she seems like she sucks.

But he just goes off on her. He, like, calls her a cunt. And it's like, you guys aren't telling them about the living. He does. He does. He does call her a cunt. There's a bleep on that he says tuesday no no he called her a brat but then i on the third viewing and you hear that listener

third view it's a big long bleep and then he says tuesday and courtney's like ha my boss is calling her a cunt and then he said if it was up to him and he was a primary, he would have thrown her ass off the boat. Yeah, would have murdered her. Look, the last thing Captain Lee wants is for Jamie to text him later on saying that she was very hurt by what he said about her on the show. You know what I mean? Can you believe she did that? Can you believe she texted?

Oh, my God. Oh, man. Hey, Jamie. Literal spit take. If you're still listening. Your spit take caused me to spit take. It was this weird chain reaction. We'd love to have you on the show.

Okay, so things get a little testy here between Riley and Brian. Well, things get a little testy here between Riley and Brian. This critter pool is like this thing that is just injecting this deck crew with animosity and angst. I mean, this critter pool, I wish I had like an analogy or something, but I mean, it's deadly. It's deadly. I'm really glad you brought it up, though, because second only to darian i believe the critter pool is the real star of the season yeah it's just a fit it came out of nowhere just by uh that one guy bringing it up and the floodgates are open and we see it every time it's causing drama if i may i'm confused by the purpose of the critter pool at this point other than to create drama between

the deckhands hating to put this fucking thing out we see right the attractive charter guests yeah you know who i'm talking about not the other ones yeah the attractive ones you said the boat yeah so if they're worried and concerned about critters i believe it's jellyfish uh why the need for or or rodentia like we've talked about um there is no other purpose i told you like i think it's for lounging time i think it's for lounging and water time the lavishness of a trip is not based on elegance they have they need four people on this to undo it and then do it again that's why you do it that's sick that's sick'm telling you, I would do this at 2 a.m. I would make,

I would say, get the critter pool out. I want the critter pool. Okay, so, should we talk about Ashton brushing the line with the charter guests? It's just a big perv.

Oh, you're referring to him hitting on the people paying to be on the boat? Yes, of course. You know, they get on the boat and they're, and they're heading over to the other island. He's not crossing the line. He's brushing up against the line. He's brushing up against it.

He talks about himself like he is a child, because he is. But yeah, so they're going over on this boat, and he does this, like, why don't you come sit by me thing. And it's par for the course for him, but Lee is, like, jokingly encouraging about this. He's like the madame. I'm actually okay with this because he's joking around about it. Like, you can't have a stick up your ass as a captain. You can have a little fun with it,

but if you see him fucking her later, you fire his ass. Oh, you have to see him fucking her? Well, I don't know. A lot of cameras on that boat. that boat okay i don't know all right uh let's get to lunch we've got another plate of grocery store sushi that he cuts together yeah captain lee's like don't start a restaurant with her god damn it i don't know maybe because like that's what he did with his wife the sushi uh consists of three types of protein. It's going to be salmon, tuna, and then cooked tuna. And by the way, it's 90 degrees on that beach. Is sushi really appropriate?

The last thing I want when it's warm and I'm by the beach is sushi. I'm just saying. No, I mean, if you can keep it cold and crisp. I mean, I commended him last time, but he's pulling out the stops again, which is fine. I mean, this is a basic crowd pleaser. Just throw some rolls at him. But cooked tuna?

Tuna and then cooked tuna? It's probably for someone who won't eat raw fish. Oh, my gosh. You're so right. You're so right. Yeah, it's one of these fucks. We'll talk about it's it's gotta be for zach oh yeah it's definitely for the gourmand who can't eat food properly it's always

the fat flubby unhealthy dude that will be dead in five years right like a heart attack that has all the like preferences with food yes and not based on health reasons just because it's what he likes and doesn't like but also like when you're talking about very um very specific health conscious choices you make about the stuff you put in your body look a lot better yeah we are look so much better we are are three Jillian Michaels right now. Yeah, we are, aren't we? Do you know what happened with Jillian Michaels, Pat? Wasn't she the host of The Big Fat Loser? She was, but today she was on a BuzzFeed online thing,

and she said Lizzo should not be looked at as a hero for being fat. It's like an unhealthy lifestyle. And wow, is this shit starting falling on her. Well, she wouldn't be the first to kind of take that. No, this is a rather common take. It's well tread upon ground. Yeah, they kind of love it. It actually helps you because it splits you right down the middle.

The people that agree with her really agree with her. Yeah, yeah. And it is bizarre to put a morbidly obese person in like a Gillette ad. It just doesn't make any fucking sense. No, I'm person in a Gillette ad. It just doesn't make any fucking sense. No, I'm okay with a Gillette ad. It's when you put her on the cover of Cosmopolitan and say, this is the next picture of beauty

in the chick's 300 pounds. Yeah, it is until 15 years when she dies of fucking diabetes. Devil's advocate. Yeah, Alyssa's good, man. She can walk around like that for, I mean, at least 75. She'll make it two things i

generally come down on really hard like obesity is not cool i mean get your life together figure it out yeah but devil's advocate one people are saying lizzo has great cardio she's touring five out of seven nights a week choice she doesn't have a choice she has to be five out of seven nights a week a couple hours on stage singing all her songs actually playing the flute putting in the flute putting in sweat equity every night so i mean we've we've always said it abs are made in the kitchen yeah uh so i mean she she can be in good shape but still i mean she's indulging whatever she's made it and also okay you said cover of Cosmopolitan. It's not healthy to see that, so we aspire to be that.

But you all, I mean, the flip side is what we have had on Cosmopolitan, which is unattainable standards that can only be achieved through anorexia and bulimia. And I would say also a form of sickness, you know, possible addiction. I mean, people are just addicted to these fruity, fruity loops that they're eating. Well, I forget what Skinny Model said this once but she says uh something to the she dated johnny depp who am i thinking of she said my organs are failing amber hurt no no way before that she said uh uh nothing feels better than you can't eat anything better than how skinny makes you feel oh god yeah well said well said okay so now gearing away from life lessons

with the Three of Us podcast and more towards Bravo's Below Deck. How did we get there? Oh, Zach, he's fat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're a fat loser. Oh, man. I don't see size.

I don't see size. He looks like Chumlee from Pawn Stars. All right. On the beach. Fat fuck. Chumlee's bigger. Chumlee's a big guy. And makes horrible choices.

He makes every time he's about to do a sale, somebody's got to be like, hey, Chum, what's going on here? He's like, I was going to buy this thing for $250,000. I actually think he's a decent pawner. I was actually more talking about the artillery of weaponry he was arrested

with and the drug ring he was running, even though he was a made man in the television industry. Was more what I was referring to. Sometimes the game just calls to you. You just got to get after it. You got to get in the television industry. Yeah. Was more what I was referring to. Sometime the game just calls to you, you know, you just got to get after it. You got to get in the streets.

Um, God knows. I felt that Pat, what's going on. I'm excited to hear it. I think it's, it's something Chumlee related. That's when he got Chumlee related.

This is me. You can see me on Hollywood Boulevard, Chumlee and a bunch of those drug fucking dealers beat the shit out of this guy. And I'm the one who blocked them from kicking him while he was down. Now they're kicking the piss out of him. Hollywood! This guy comes up to them on the street,

and he's kinda like, it looks like he's kinda like bugging them. I'm coming down the right. The guy just walked up and demanded a ride in Chum's Rolls Royce. His friend said no. Now, you can't hear much in this video, but. The guy gets knocked out cold, and when he gets up,

his face is just covered in blood. Hey, you OK? You OK? This guy was looking for a fight and got one. He got knocked out. OK, maybe the punch was justified, but how about the kicking? If he really did have a gun

and they just punched him in the face, he could have jumped up and still shot them. What you don't see in that clip is me standing over him when they're trying to kick him. Because I had a couple locations

on Hollywood and I was like, you're getting the fuck off my turf. Yeah, yo. You okay? This is unbelievable. Unbelievable. This is the first time

we're hearing this. Pat does a segment called pmz thank you for making that point it is so crazy put that on patreon you love talking about yourself how have you never told us about this thing are you kidding me i have a million stories dude a question pat this actually reminds me of something uh so this sunday uh my green bay packers are playing in the nfl playoffs i would like this all to stay on the podcast. Sure. And I'm inviting the whole crew out to watch the Packers at the Rusty Mullet on Hollywood Boulevard.

And that's a no-go. It's going to be a no from me. It's a Packer bar. Yeah. It's all Packers fans. Sounds horrible. You were just talking about this. Sounds awful. We were just talking about this and you sounds awful we were just

talking about it's too far i don't want to go to hollywood but i pat can't because he'll get killed by armenians oh you can't step into the grounds hell no what'd you do not the not just the rusty mullet hollywood boulevard oh stop it patrick uh if you went down there with me, within about 10 minutes, people would be walking in that place. Yeah, I can't go there. All right. He, she, haters club. Assemble.

Is one of these charter guests a tranny? We can't talk like that, though. I completely get where they're coming from. We're talking about Brian complaining to Ashton. Ashton, yes. I think Tanner comes in at one point. I'm not sure. maybe i'm wrong um tanner's back in the boat uh okay so i completely get where they're coming from where brian's coming from but this build a case together against her thing is shameful ashton is a sneaky fucking coward and if it wasn't for him

and his minions they could have easily worked this out easily work this out well i don't disagree like again riley while i love her she's fun to watch and it's hilarious to see her yell at pretty much everybody ashton does have a pretty good point here but we are reminded at least four times on the show that there are six days left yeah just bite down on it the cameras are there be a nice guy and just get along and then you'll all go to the premiere together or show up and watch what happens live you'll laugh maybe you'll fuck her i don't know right riley's crazy yeah but why start back channeling and then ratting her out yeah it's not a good look is it worth

burning a bridge not that the bridge to her is that valuable or anything not the bridge between each other is that valuable but it's just like six days and tanner at one point's like it's gonna be insufferable uncomfortable can't do it'll make the charter miserable it's like you are such a bitch t. Very small-minded thinking. I had so much faith in Tanner that he would be like this Pauly D-esque just sidekick that is commenting and being hilarious. He's dropping Adam Sandler lines. But good. Pauly D is good. He's likable.

No, Pauly D's core is good. He's a good person. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. I thought all of these things right tanner could possibly be for this show yeah uh but no like and so like for him

for me to be think of so negatively of him he he's a he like he's a piece of shit at every turn kind of yeah well when you uh when you bring someone up to those heights the further they'll fall when they inevitably do not meet those standards, Nick. The only thing they could fall further is Pauly's hair if he had no gel. So just be ready for disappointment whenever you meet anybody. That's the rule. I thought Tanner was a hoot. He is not a hoot.

No, he's not a hoot. No, he's just a drunk, a follower, and just trying to bang Kate. A New Jersey bro, which he's just a drunk a follower yeah and and and just trying to bang kate a new jersey bro which he's gonna do it's it's unbelievable you say a follower because ashton's manipulated this whole season it's not just against riley they have this case going against kate too it's like this weird like catty and i'm gonna get heat for saying, but it's bitchy behavior from all of these guys. I don't know why you'd get hate from that. You're 100% correct. And I'd also argue of all the behavior that we can point a finger at to say

this is fireable, Ashton getting completely blackout drunk, threatening Kate in an aggressive manner. He's done like just hitting on his coworkers. Like all that shit's fireable and unprofessional ashton should be fired first yeah we've got to get riley off the boat with six days left you sir try to punch through a window you fucking maniac all right so um lunch is wrapping up. The guests are offered the opportunity to snorkel in a foreign land. No, thanks. No.

Let's go back to the boat. Yeah. That's what you would do? No, I'd snorkel. Yeah, exactly. They have the opportunity. How often do you snorkel? Well, they want to take photos for Instagram on the boat.

Yes, of course. They have something else on the docket, but they get back and they have watermelon pops waiting for them. Don't get me wrong, these look beautiful and I do think it's a good touch, but instead of champagne, no thanks. Get me flutes.

Get me flutes of Viv. Click go. It's Flute. How do you, is it V-U-V-E? What is it? I don't know. The Vu. Just call it the Vu.

But that should be the. Yeah, that's it. Viv. That should be the title of this episode. What? Flute to Vu. Oh, Flute to Vu. But maybe I'm dying tinfoil cap.

I thought this might have been a fuck you from Kevin. He was told to go upscale. So instead of serving champagne, he serves popsicles. That's a great point. Yeah, no, I mean, he's absolutely insane. So this guy, Zach, is kind of revolting. The way he sucks on the watermelon pop made me want to, I don't want to say vomit, but I definitely wasn't happy.

He looks like he eats his own boogers. does and he smells his ass yeah he looks he's a gross person don't ever if you hire him as your attorney he may he'll probably win because he knows everybody that he went to school with that's the judge i my dad knows golfs with that's all they're all connected yeah don't shake his hand okay wise words um so kevin is kind of panicking and trying to be friends with courtney i don't know what's more pathetic but he just can't get out from under all these preferences he just he's like he's like in the galley just freaking out because this one doesn't want teflon and this one can't eat cheese and i'm sitting there thinking find the common ground and then cook from there stop trying to make friends with courtney and panicking you're

an asshole you uh you mentioned how much he struggles with preferences uh yeah how much anxiety does he get before a preference sheet meeting that's pretty much ground zero for preferences yeah they really come at you um thick and fast uh the preference sheet meeting yes it's literally why you guys have all assembled okay before we move on let's take a quick break to uh get to that tease we set up earlier in the episode. Pat? Pat? Yes? Why don't you take us down this road?

Oh, okay. So you're not going to set me up with a great segment name or something? I'm just going to go out here and just fly by the seat of my pants? Well, what was the name you called it again? Look, here's what this segment's about. No way you can remember. Yes, I can. But don't tell me. No.

Here's what I got to do for the audience. Every once in a while, you don't feel appreciated. You kind of feel like, hey, maybe the audience thinks there's something better out there. Let me tell you something, audience. There ain't nothing better out there. There ain't nothing better. We recap this goddamn Below Deck show better than anybody in the business. What's that?

And by that, I mean there's only two people in the business, us and then this fool, Colin. Yeah. So I think the best way to keep you guys engaged with us is to give you a little sample of what else is out there. Yeah. It's kind of like, see, a lot of people make the mistake in life, which is say you're dating someone, she's a nice girl, and then you go, hey, you know, someone at work's giving me a little attention. Let me go get a little sampling out there and go on a date with her.

And then you think, oh, the grass is greener on the other side. Before you know it, you've fully embedded yourself with that other partner or whatever. And then you're thinking, hey, you know what? What I was with before had a great ass great hand job you miss it oh but you know what that person's moved on and that's what i'm saying and now all of a sudden you're fucking colin exactly that's what i'm trying to say yeah i was gonna say like you're in a like loving relationship with your wife that she's like yeah you could have sex with somebody and then you do but it's like a stranger and you start crying in the middle of it that's like no but then it's colin yeah yeah so to that point

if you leave this podcast and go over and start fucking colin this is who you're going to be fucking and here's a little sampling of that you're listening to radio check with colin maceo tool hey everyone welcome back to another episode of radio check i'm your host colin maceool, and this week's episode I have my fellow below deck Long Islander, Tanner Sterbeck. What's up Tanner, thanks for coming in. How you doing man, pleasure to priv, thanks for having me on. I'm actually really excited that you're finally here because I just love that there's another Savile Long Islander on the show, which is just totally random because Savile is like the smallest town in the world.

And there's two of us now. That's awesome. Right. Back to back. It's pretty funny. I mean, we both didn't really know each other growing up and stuff until the show started airing. And here we are.

I know. So my landlord, Meeks and Meg, they actually went to school with your sister, Megan. And so we knew who the Sturbecks were. Because there's what? There's four. You including this four. I'm the youngest of the four, yeah. So yeah, it's just funny.

And I actually found out that you were on the show while you guys were filming. I was actually, not to be were filming, I was actually, not to be weird, but I was in bed. And I'm like one of those guys that like, if you give me a first name, I can find out

like where you're from, where you work, your social security number. I'm like that social media creeper. Yeah, you go down the rabbit hole. It's cool. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so i knew you guys

were filming and i think on instagram all right so uh let's get to the photo shoot uh which was um angering uh i don't know how you guys felt but he lists off all the various things he's had to do for charter guests uh ignoring his his nauseating willingness to do each and every one of the things he's talking about. Really, really disgusting human being. They go up to the sun deck and he peels his shirt off and out comes that dewy red sausage link of a torso. It's fucking disgusting. I don't know why he needs to be in it. And he's flanked by the two girls.

I like both the girls. I would just like to, I don't know, put a dot on the middle part and block him out. He's not sleek enough. We've talked about it before. The body type is not graceful enough for a photo shoot. His face is pretty distracting. Just beat to shit.

It's a body that has been duped into thinking you're supposed to be this way. But it's just really, really not right. He looks in the mirror and there's a six pack. Yeah, check. It's protruding 12 inches out from his his stomach yeah but uh there is a six-pack nonetheless therefore he thinks he's in shape i will say uh despite ashton's uh okay he doesn't have it to be a model but i will say the photographer took some really brave choices in this shoot. I thought it was super, I don't know, it was almost avant-garde the way he used his subjects.

Yes. And also I thought it was an interesting choice not to show the scenery, but to show the front of the boat in that shoot also. Yeah, no, I totally agree with you because you talk about getting creative with the medium just kind of forcing your hand almost like i have to uh create my art this way you know like kind of kind of like jack kerouac's like i'm gonna take all of this meth and then that's what bad example hey social norms hey social norms want to fight i will say he does get sandwich correct

it's an ashton sandwich so often is that improperly referring to the bread he's what's in the middle yes it's an ashton sandwich have we discussed this before i mean i've i think we've talked about it we've talked about just about you know everything under the sun i've definitely tweeted this i hate it people constantly refer to the sandwich as the bread as the bread yeah and you don't hear about a rye sandwich it's just gonna say yeah and uh i'm just gonna go with rye uh but you know what types of sandwiches have rye. It's implied. Yeah. So it's an Ashton sandwich.

You're going to assume, because of his persona that he's trying to build, that it's two beautiful women. Oh, I was going to say two girls that hate themselves. But those women are kind of like rye to me. A lot of people seem to really enjoy that. Not for me. Oh, you idiot. You haven't had fresh rye? You don't like fresh rye?

Well, he wouldn't eat that because he hates the Jews. Okay, let's talk about it. Let's just say I like my bread with a little tits and ass to bring it back to Below Deck. What? Because these girls are sticks. Oh, my God. Okay. Fuck.

That can't be the segue. Jesus. Let's talk about Courtney really quickly. She's very cute with Brian, and I think it's scaring the shit out of him. You know, she's like, ween. You know, Courtney. It's cute, but it's terrifying. Courtney gives a little, but not enough to draw a guy like Brian, that small-brained idiot.

I think Pat's trying to say she doesn't put out. Correct. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't know if they've had sex or not. They haven't. I don't know. I would hope so because I don't think that it's really time to say the – really time to do the, hey, come here and give me a kiss thing. Like you should probably.

No, I bet she's giving him just some aggressive hand jobs and thinks that's super adventurous of her. So she's giving him just some aggressive hand jobs and thinks that's super adventurous of her so she's old kisses now okay she doesn't know what's up um love you we'd love to have you on the show yeah no i mean it's not gonna go well because as we can see uh next week he's gonna act like the great guy i've always known he is and he'll text her from down the hall that they're just gonna to keep it cash. Sorry, what were you going to say, Pat? Oh, no, that's it.

Okay. So let's talk about waking up Jamie Gate. These girls are so goddamn mean. No. So goddamn mean. No, no. They actually take the time to say dinner's coming up. And so we got to knock at her door. Because they didn't want to exclude her.

They didn't want to do it, though. First off, why are they having to do this? Doesn't she have a cousin on the boat that invited her on the boat to be annoying on the boat? Yeah. Why isn't cousin trying to make sure jamie feels welcomed and comfortable yeah she probably hates her too yeah it's probably a favor to one of her family members like all right i'll take jamie on the fucking boat listen we found her on the floor again the pill bottle was open take her on the fucking yacht okay she

needs you right now you're her cousin oh i thought you were reciting a scene from a movie it did it did it did sounds sound rot it was beautiful let's talk about ashton and riley um i think the reason why this works is because they're both so good at communication um yeah i'm obviously kidding this is a giant ball of dumb yeah yeah well uh he does something is extremely uh dumb here which is he starts telling her personality flaws to her face. Yeah. He says it's her vibe and it's her insecurities and all her other issues. Yeah. Well, I mean, like just stellar managerial tactics.

Yeah, that's great. I'm going to do this to kind of quell this and really get to the bottom of something hey you have deep insecurities that you need to take a look at and that's why everyone hates you it is so ironic that one of the most mentally deranged people i've ever seen on this show is telling riley that she needs to internalize. You're a fucking maniac. Let me throw out a hypothetical here. All right, so we've seen Ashton's actions mostly off the boat. He's been a douchebag on the boat too. Say that five times fast.

Ashton Asking. I can't do it. But imagine if Ashton was a gentleman when they go to the clubs and he's kind of boring, but then he has a problem with Riley very much like Ashton is exhibiting here on the boat. Would we side with him more?

Is it that we see how gross he is and what a hypocrite he is with his behavior? Basically, he's 10 times worse than her and now he's judging her and that's why we all hate him. Yeah, no, I mean, once the lens gets pulled back further and further and we see more and more of who this guy is, you're looking at Guernica. It's horrifying. It's a goddamn massacre. You should just allow her to do whatever she wants to do and shut your fucking face. First thing he's ever said, kind of see where he's coming from. But she is not happy about that. She'll go around saying this line as though she's got him on something.

She doesn't handle the politicking well at all, at all. She goes around saying that he said he tolerates me. Does he? um she also says the reason she's been acting the way she has is because the way of the vibe of the boat and then she repeated it probably would have used more professional language here i think like maybe your abusive managerial style something like that but not the way of the vibe of the boat i actually like that she's kind of just improvving this that means she hasn't given much thought to how much of a loser and a jerk she's going into war with a a sadistic you know half manipulator so you should probably come a little bit more prep maybe that's maybe she should riley did everything right on the beginning of this meeting.

She was talking so calm. Yes. She was like, if you can just look at it. She was being vulnerable. In my shoes. If she somehow kept that demeanor the entire meeting, she would have had a really big leg to stand on. Because he was talking like a piece of shit to her. Oh, yeah.

Like, she was being so calm and he just got so aggressive so fast yeah but she escalates well the finger comes out and she just hates the fingers she does she nick please isn't there a 48 laws of power rule that would uh she should have implemented here yes you're good at that you've been reading that book a lot uh it's rule seven i think um it's use less words yes make your enemy uh speak more i don't say more than your enemy a little confession for pat i had to research those specific laws that i brought up last night but i do i have the book in a pile of books i need to read more i just cannot get around to it i think of it almost as a waste of time i should do audiobooks but then i'm like is that the same

or am i just weak-minded just read just read yeah just read i used to no i know but just do it because like audiobooks like like somebody on the bachelorette was like i love uh curling up next to a fire and listening to an audiobook you're not on the go read a book but uh i've heard it said i've heard it said audio especially like listening with headphones it's like the way to like for you to absorb something in most like oh yeah try listening to fucking non-fiction on audio form when you're driving around there's no way you'll fucking retain that shit a dry british dude talking about trade i used i used to listen to and i listened the whole class um but i never did it again but uh it was like ancient ancient rome didn't retain a ton i guess evidently so the coup de grace this whole thing, is them doing this I'm ending the fight, you're not ending the fight thing. I have the high ground Anakin.

Yeah, it's really, really childish and pathetic. Let's get to dinner, shall we? I'd love to. First up is a snapper crudo with black garlic. It's so weird that I was talking about crudo last episode, and then he just tosses out some crudo. It's absolutely bizarre. It kept me up last night

uh also you called me next up is baked scallops with a pea puree now the first course goes fairly well it's ig ready crudo this is the type of culinary hoax he should be leaning on because dan or zach whatever the fuck his name is. He's just like, oh. And then the chef who thinks that she's the chef is like, oh. She's fooled too. Right, of course. Yeah, yeah. The plating is beautiful.

Looked like the fucking episode of Iron Chef or something. Yeah, plating's great. Yes? I just love this. You're still going through the dinner. I'm getting a little ahead of myself. Yeah, I know. We can talk about the scallops next. No, you just go.

You just go. Well, two of the guests get beef instead of scallop, including that sad clown, Zach. Zach gets well-done beef. It's whatever like you know um it's whatever but why are you getting beef over scallops like scallops are fucking unbelievably delicious you asshole like i i would love to hear his reasoning like i just don't like it doesn't taste like fish you fat fuck like what who do you think you are and what you know is poop uh also if you get beef don't get it gray god damn it i don't like this guy don't talk about corn syrup versus maple syrup

if you don't know how to eat i don't know what kind of law he's working in, but nobody hired this person based on what Dylan just said. Dude, this is the kind of stuff where— He'll lose every fucking legal thing. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Guy's an idiot. On the golf course, there are these glimpses into someone that you get to see.

Right. Not even exclusive to the golf course. You go to a restaurant and somebody's like, orders like your wife, you know? Like your wife. You know how your wife orders. My wife. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You'd be like, oh God, this person's crazy. Right? Yeah, I get the golf analogy. What you're saying, you play with someone, you see some things in them, you're like, oh, I'd never do business with this idiot. They're obviously a fuck up. Yeah, yeah. No, I get it. You don't want to pay this guy 300 bucks an hour you're like i don't know zach i saw you on below deck right so i order the beef yeah i don't think you're worth your money so you sub out a scallop for beef well done and i don't mean well done on

the swap out i mean you got well done beef. I was hoping you'd mention your pun. Yeah. But yeah, you could really learn about people on the golf course. Like you don't want somebody throwing their clubs and you don't want somebody acting like Nick who like on the 14th hole is all pouty. He's like, I don't want to do this anymore. It's too cold.

Or perhaps like Dylan lying on his own scorecard. Who's he trying to impress? Dylan really conflated the situation. I'm not saying it was my best outing, but I didn't complain about the cold. You're right. Nick, if it will make you feel any better, I said, hey, Dylan, I know you played with Nick. You're playing with me now. Who's better?

He said, oh, Nick is. Yeah. Which is shocking to me. Okay, so dessert sampler looks fun. If my eyes didn't deceive me, I believe I saw some of the same rainbow cookie that they'd had the night previously. Not only that, the Creme Brulee thing was on full display as well.

Sure. He's duplicating himself. Yeah. One trick pony. Tacky. What is that? Tacky. Right.

So? Tacky. What is that? Tacky. Right. So? Tacky. I cannot believe they didn't say something about the repeat. Rainbow cookie? The repeat hook food. Are you fucking kidding me? You're going to bring out hook food two nights in a row? The chutzpah.

But I did think it was a nice brief little narrative arc he was like I want to make something for the gram he made a beautiful play at the beginning they loved it Noah pictures brought out the same thing two nights in a row because the charter guests are stupid and boom

she takes a picture of it it was just a really emotional rollercoaster. Now, there's what's happening at the dinner table, and then there's what's happening behind the scenes. Let me say this about Kate. And look, we have, look, Kate is a complicated person. And by that, I mean she can be a complete bitch a whole lot of the time.

Do you notice how supportive and positive she is around Chef Kevin? She hates him. If we got her in here she'd probably spend 10 minutes saying about what a fucking asshole he is yeah but while she's working with him he's sweating it out and she is there being supportive and comic relief and yes but she could have been a complete bitch and negative and stressed him out but no she understands a job needs to get done this is service you need to yeah make sure a good product gets out there that's what i like about kate yeah no she if he wasn't such a closed off monster they could have a pretty good little relationship going on here you don't have to like each other but if he was open to kate's pleasantness

towards him they would be doing a lot better he's just a fucking asshole you said like k can be a complete bitch but none of us could ever see her being a bitch to us like she's only a bitch to dumb people kind of we haven't worked with her yeah spent longer if we worked on a boat with her for six weeks she probably uh we probably have some problems i think it would be that good relationship you think kevin could have if he just had his walls down well i mean if i was in that weeks she probably uh we probably have some problems i think it would be that good relationship you think kevin could have if he just had his walls down well i mean if i was in that kitchen the whole thing would be better that's a chef to chef chef to chef although to your point nick courtney seems competent and boring and kate gets along with her swimmingly yeah you could be and

if you're not in her department, definitely. Do your own thing. If I was in Ashton's position, me and Kate would be buddy-buddy for sure. Or fucking. Okay, so Kate and Riley have a chat. Wait for the stars. Kate and Riley have a chat after dinner, and now it's time for another edition of Let's Find Out Some More Sad Stuff About Riley.

Well, she's pounding brownie squares. Sure, yeah. It reminded me of, I believe don't i saw this so young secret garden oh okay were those kids held in a room i i seem to remember them not being let outside i saw i saw swan princess a lot more than uh secret garden and secret garden's a tale as old as time so swan princess of course. But I don't recall. I can't help. So I'm not sure why I'm talking.

Fair enough, fair enough. But yeah, it reminded me, there was some movie where these kids were held inside and it was eerily reminiscent to that. Wow, it was sad. Wow, it was sad. Okay, so let's get to the next morning. Next morning.

So this is what happens. Riley asks to finish her cup of coffee, and because of that, Ashton goes and tells Lee, we've got to fire Riley. Yeah, that's a bad retelling, but Ashton just makes his mind up after dealing with Riley or brushing shoulders with her, and he's just like, all right, time to go. I mean mean this is a big recommendation big recommendation well lee even

says we got six days left is that necessary i think it would be a uh just so fun if in a stunning twist lee recognized ashton's failure in this whole thing and chooses to fire him instead of riley oh that'd be wonderful i'd rather the boat burn to the bottom of the goddamn ocean than prop up this kind of behavior well that'd be a real leader because a real leader would be looking around yeah uh the entire charter not just chiming in when people come and run to him and rat each other out yeah um i guess i'll get to this point later but what is he doing all day up there he's's not babysitting, I can tell you that. That's right, because he doesn't like doing that. Did you catch it at the end?

Yeah, of course, of course. Lee calls Riley up after hearing from Ashton that regardless of how little time is left, Riley has to be fired. Riley's got to be fired. And let me just say this now. This is not a fucking TV storyline, Ashton. Okay?

This is someone's fucking resume and money you're fucking around with. Like, think for one second about what happens to her should you fire her after a month on the boat. Like, it doesn't look good good you don't need to do it i don't know why you're stooping to this lower level i would like to apply this same logic and just like let pat know think about what you did to jody she's a real person and her best friend cut her out of her life on a whim and she doesn't know why so just i know you're in a different place but wow wow i was young then yeah i'm just kidding pat i would never i i'm a big fuck jody i'm a big not throw stones guy fuck jody i i would i would never judge that bitch i just wanted to do

that callback i would never judge you like that okay thanks man do you have thoughts on this especially from shit years ago uh okay so um riley meets with lee and once again not not good not a good performance um this is where she pulls out the he says he's tolerating me line and that the vibe on the boat's not great and it's just like form you late what she should have done is realize who she's talking to and just go all, this guy's kind of a zero in the intellectual level and just give him what he needs to hear. Hey, look, we've had our problems. I want to do better. I'm going to be better.

There aren't going to be any more problems. You're not going to hear a word from Ashton. I promise. Can I go now, sir? And then that would be the end of it. Instead, fingers pointing the other way, whatever. You confuse this guy. Captain Lee's a fucking simpleton.

All right. She should go up there and be like, I don't know what's wrong. I don't have a problem with Ashton. All I do is try to work hard. I try to contribute, and they ignore me and talk shit about me behind my back. But instead, she's like, no, I don't know. She shouldn't combat the situation. No, she definitely combats it and uh you know either lean into it and say uh i have a misogynistic

oppressive abusive manager who abuses alcohol at night and gets into fights with a lot of different people um be threatening be better at this game oh completely go sure yeah if you want to if you want to prevent yourself and just guarantee you have a job fucking pull out the card and then put her feet up on the table where captain lee is and go do you realize that he threatened kate's life yeah she's too big to tell you this because she doesn't want to put this on you he threatened her life he punched a window he almost hurt her right captain lee yeah i think you owe it to yourself right to do something about this yeah and then you confuse that small-minded man oh you wouldn't just confuse it it would pop if i may now it's popping both

those two fools and i by that i mean my beloved kate and that idiot captain lee yeah they're going around on every other podcast except for this one, and they're saying Ashton's an asshole and he's done. Hey, Captain Lee, where were you when this was happening in real time, motherfucker? I don't think you'd call him a misogynist and stuff because if it's not workable, then they will sever ties with the one

who's in the minority for sure. Correct. Captain Lee will have to make a choice because he doesn't see that the fighting's going to end. Brand him the one that made the decision to fire her in a hostile work environment. It's like when Ari fires one of the Sklars, the brother whose wife got cheated on by his other brother. But the other brother has better numbers, so he fires the brother who was cheated on. Was that on Entourageourage should i explain that

well you nailed it and i'm just kicking myself yeah perfect analogy yeah where the fuck are you nick great great job though dylan thank you thank you uh okay so um great episode great episode let's get to breakfast uh apple and cinnamon muffins and some other shit. I want to talk about Zach. Pat, let's play a little clip that kind of perfectly encapsulates this guy's stupidity. Is there real maple syrup that came from a tree? I think it's Canadian syrup, so I guess so. I don't care where it's from, as long as it's not corn syrup.

No, it's not corn syrup. It's maple syrup. Okay. Can you imagine talking to somebody like that? Like, hey, dude, what puts you in a bad mood okay you're on a boat uh you're drinking all day you got your girlfriend wife around you some friends or something like that you just got up uh you didn't come from a business meeting or something where someone told you were going to make less money or someone's fucking you over what put you in such a bad mood right you need to

shit on a subordinate like this i'm gonna play devil's advocate pat and say what put him in a bad mood was the unidentifiable funk i'm confused about whether or not this is the beginning of something like are you starting a new lifestyle a new relationship with food? Because why do you think corn syrup's going to do anything different to that fat, fat body? And if so, why'd you start when you went on vacation? Why didn't you kick this thing into gear six months ago? Because you look unsightly. Nick's raising his hand.

Nick. The answer is Netflixflix documentaries right these guys watch a lot of king corn and uh the other ones that have corn in the name right uh yeah food uh corn is the devil i'm not having sugar from corn right i will however suck it out of a tree okay lizzo yeah it's like the fucking um that guy could play the flute i'm blown away oh that guy is lizzo is more talent in her pinky than that guy has an entire body uh okay so let's get to brian and tanner uh they're interrogated the only bar this guy could pass is the one in his state or climb over i had it there i was so close yikes if i knew where they are from right could have landed in charleston south carolina uh brian and tanner are interrogated by captain lee um let's let's start off with uh quite a bang here from Lee. Ashton and Riley are going at it

like a burlap bag full of bobcats trying to get loose. All right, so this is my segment normally. Yeah, it was interesting that you pulled this clip. I thought that too earlier. I'm glad we have it though. It should be part of the clip. Thank you. It's a below deck clip.

I mean, you got to pull that clip. Understood. Can I get my thoughts on this? Please, it's your segment it's your segment okay i love this quote the idea of two bobcats in a burlap sack trying to get out of it okay because they'd be fighting each other yes and then they got to rip through the bag to get away from each other i guess i think that's where captain lee is going yes yes yes okay you could say that's why Captain Lee is going. Yes, yes, yes.

Okay. You could say that's why he said it. But he's going to make it better. Okay. I don't know if I'll make it better. That's the segment. That's what you do every time. Well, I don't have a quote to make it better because I'm kind of working on the fly here.

Got it. But I would judge Captain Lee for saying that this doesn't really articulate what's really transpiring between their relationship here. One's backstabbing the other. The other one's trying not to get fired. So they're technically not two bobcats in a burlap sack. I'd say they're more like just one's trying to keep her job and the other one's trying to fire her. Dude, you fucking did it again.

What? Okay, so listen, I love the way this montage is put together. It feels like a Michael Mann film. You know, he's just cutting back and forth. The tension is palpable. Not like a Safdie Brothers film, okay? Because that is shit i felt very sitcom of this back and forth oh i didn't well i'm a sitcom connoisseur that's the medium i know you ever watched sanford and son you ever seen all the family

why aren't you saying anything early 90s to late 90s sitcom connoisseur and i watched a lot i watched monsters which was like a really old one okay a lot of monsters i watched uh i watched cheers that's 80s early 90s yeah it's cool when people are talking about old sitcoms you can be like uh you guys remember monsters i, it was so formulaic. Did your grandma watch Monsters? No. Okay. I watched that Nick at night. Okay, great. So, Kevin, who will need a job after this, says on camera,

I have bacon and whipped cream, but I'm not going to give it to them because I don't like them. And also the lactose intolerance. Right. First off, from Courtney's point of view as a co-worker how are you not like hey what the fuck is your problem this is going towards the tip put the pork product and the whipped cream out you fucking idiot that's a great point about going after the tip some uh enterprising baby barnacle uh didn't write down their name didn't even read the article,

but posted an article about how Justine said Kevin's attitude cost them thousands of dollars on their tip. I bet so. Yeah. It'd be like the deck crew. I hadn't thought about this before, but bragging to the interior going, hey, you know how much they like those flotation toys out there? I'm going to stab them all tonight.

Oh, well. Kind of father. Yeah, no, I'm going to sabotage it. I'm going to stick a knife in all of them so they can't have any fun tomorrow. And then the- Critter pool, schmitter pool. Yeah, I could see Riley like red-faced

and all the teeth, like just stabbing the shit out of the critter pool at night. Brian's like, what are you doing? I'll show them uh okay so but brian acts like he's holier than now six years ago he's had four day co-offenders stabbing every fucking flotation device he saw in sight why are there so many holes There's holes in the wall. Okay, so Justine walks back into the galley to apologize to Kevin. And he handles it pretty well. He accepts it like a grumpy little guy. That's what he is. He's a grumpy little guy.

Well, I had a different take on it, Dale. Yeah. I thought he did it horribly. You should make her feel better about giving an apology. No, you give that to the person. It takes a lot for a person to walk in and say. Yeah, obviously. I'm saying he's acting like a petulant child.

You're not attacking him enough. Okay. What a fucking petty fucking cunt bag. What he should have done was like, hey, these things, they're tough. I get what you guys were saying hug her and go it's cool and then she'd walk away and be like wow he's cool and then she'd trump him up for brett i don't know how much more meals they have to serve here he all his instincts of what he should do versus what he does are counter intuitive he i don't know if this guy's ever going to fucking work again, honestly. It's insane.

I'd never hire him. That one two-minute portion of this episode, he should never be hired anywhere ever again. He says, I literally have food that I'm not going to give them because I don't like them, and then just says, this girl's a filthy fucking

bitch, and then just doesn't look at her while she's apologizing. Horrible guy. We've said it a thousand times so let's talk about lee and kate i like him uh evidently riley's tough to get along with uh kate's response i think she's lovely but my favorite thing was how she starts this whole thing off um got a little just a fucking incredible kate clip coming up right now pat i feel like the responsibility falls more in ashton why have a boson if they're not gonna manage the team oh ashton you want to play the game where we talk bad about each other let's play fuck yeah fuck yeah she knows how to play the game that got me so amped up i was like fuck yeah

i bet even if she hated riley she'd do this just because she hates Ashton. I'm just saying. Okay, so what do you guys think about Kate's strategy here? Well, it's Kate versus Ashton, and who's going to win? Because Lee is the decider. That's what it comes down to. Well, I'm sad because I think Riley's probably going to get fired. I made a mistake going into the spoilies.

Really? Mm-hmm. Two more episodes left, by the way. Can I say something, though, on Ashton versus Kate here? Yeah. All that we know about both individuals, I have picked a side, and it's Kate's side, because Ashton is just so gross and a horrible leader. But he does have a good point.

You shouldn't be sticking your fucking nose in my department. It's split up into two groups. She handles her people. He handles his. And he hasn't really gotten into her department. And she's gotten really into his. And so if he wants to make a decision and make a request for Riley to be fired, whether or not we agree with it or not, Kate should have no say in the matter. Well, I mean, I think to a certain degree, if she's seeing real abuse go on, then she absolutely should.

And I think she has every right to step in because that's actually going on. But Dylan, hold on. I'll agree with you on that, except for she doesn't have any points for there not there being abuse going on with riley per se you know what i mean he's asking her do things and she's fighting back yes but she also saw the low blow and the the cheap shot that he took the other day and i think that she sees something nasty and unwarranted going on so she has the authority to step in listen when he says uh correct me if i'm wrong but i expect to have a little bit of privacy if i'm talking to you and captain lee i agree with him i agree with him there but like um

it's one of those you don't like uh you don't like a political figure so you don't mind whatever means it takes to get them out even though you know that you should probably act with a little more you know decorum well i've said i've chosen kate's side because i've watched the show but kate isn't out on the deck every time ashton's fighting with riley for the last three weeks or what have you yeah anyway i bet i but that all being said ashton you get what you fucking deserve you yeah of course my favorite part is that uh Ashton wants her to apologize to him. She's the queen of the sea. She's the queen of the sea.

This is what happens. This is what happens when you come with the queen of the sea, Kate Chastain. She absolutely ruins him. It was really weird. They ran this package of Kate as some gotcha, like the rules don't apply the rules don't apply to her um it made no fucking sense ash was like when you're arguing with her when she leaves with you the world the rules do not apply to her and then she just shows a clip of her being a bitch to to ben but yeah i thought it was that proof i thought it was a montage of her making a bunch of great points yeah Yeah. Yeah. It was unbelievable.

Well, yeah, she wasn't, I mean, she was in a snippet of that. We shouldn't use the B word. I shouldn't have used the B word. She was being fine to Ben. That was a weird package. I agree. Okay, so Ashton tells Tanner that Kate's- Are we talking about Ashton now?

Yeah. Weird package. Nice. Blow, blow. I got it, got it, got it. Ashton tells Tanner that Kate's really chapping his ass. And, you know, Tan.

I love Tan. He's like, what is she doing that doesn't help anything at all? Cancer! So indignant. Hey, Tanner, this is embarrassing stuff. You're going to look back on this and grow.

Because I do think Tanner can be a good guy. He just got wrapped up in this bullshit. But Kate tells Riley that Ashton wants to fire her. And this is what we were talking about earlier. I feel horrible for Riley dealing with him all season, especially in these moments. This must be so stressful for her. Like this is the end of the road.

This is him executing all of his power over her, and she's just kind of under it right now, and she can't get out. It sucks. It must be a really shitty place. I hate to see her emotional in the sad way because she's usually more manly, and she's showing the feminine side here. Oh, okay. Wow, that's gonna come off uh wrong

uh so but the good news is we've got next up a very huge moment we've got a darien sighting yeah we do wow another incredible sighting of darien yeah blew me off the screen again so your knots were 32 that means it would have been a 21. I have a confession to make. Yeah. Did not see this. Yeah. Yeah.

So it would have been a 43. It would have been a 43. Had I seen him. But yes, your logic was correct because you thought I saw him, which you should have because I love Darian, did not see him. So your knots are 43. What'd he do? What'd he do? What'd he do?

Tell me about it. He took out the trash, man. He just came back there and he was taking out some trash. He, are you telling me he told Ashton off? He was like, yeah, you took out the proverbial trash? He was like, listen, dude, you can't treat her like this. Now I believe what Dylan's saying is he literally took out trash. Still cool.

Still cool. But thanks for clearing that up. Okay, so, Pat, let's get to the tip. Oh, yeah. All right, so the guests leave with little fanfare. Oh, yeah, very little fanfare. They're off the boat. That's it.

See you later. Yeah. I'm glad. Well, I'll mention the trailer. We get to come back next week. was like a fucking action movie i've never seen a trailer for the equalizer but i'm sure that this is better you know what i didn't mention last week in the beginning of that movie and i liked it i guess i saw that right in the beginning so i was pretty amped up but he he's all ocd yeah he's all ocd at the diner and he sets down a copy of old man the sea oh my god which i have cited as my favorite book for 10

years oh wow so that's such a hip book to be your favorite it's not even hip i didn't even know it was hip like old man the same i think it's i think it's Ernest's best book. Hands down. Okay. Tip meeting. It gives us – this is weird. Normally, it's just three zeros, like a simple number. No, they broke it up here.

This confused me a little bit. 17,700. I don't know if that has some symbolism in it. And they're not disappointed. This is what I'm confused about this whole crew yeah okay when it's 16 000 they all start splitting off and uh talking shit about the people that were just on the boat and how they're poor and how they got ripped off yeah if you do the math that's really only like 50 bucks or 100 bucks less of a tip per person. Yeah.

If you made a lot of money, that wouldn't make a difference. Fun fact, Judas was given 177 pieces of silver when he gave up Jesus Christ. Yeah. When he handed him off after giving me a kiss on the cheek to notify the roman guards that uh christ would you imagine the confidence and that specificity of that number for 2 000 years he sold him out for that huh he sold jesus self yeah yeah it's pretty crazy 177 pieces of silver so but that's where the number comes from can you imagine the apostles bitching about that tip? $1,700. The apostles were all like,

how much did he get? Okay, that's the end of the evening. We'll be back next week for another brand spanked episode of Bravo's Bullet Deck. Before we get out of here, let's get to a quick please, a quick edition

of a fan favorite segment errors and omissions every time when dylan's about to end the episode uh i start just gesturing at him wildly from the side to try to remind him of the segment sometimes he's got it sometimes he's not but he doesn't really try to tip me off that he's gonna do it no uh it's a fun little game we have that we've never spoken about actually keep them on their toes keep them on there but anyways uh this week's errors and omissions uh just one quick one and i don't really know whether it applies to errors or omissions okay i made that 177 uh silver piece thing up right on the spot you did i did okay i did yeah uh but everything else about the story was true it was a bag of silver right i i would venture to guess it was much lower than 177 i'd say i'd say 10 to 10 to 30 you brought that up and i thought how ridiculous

it was to have that specific a number in the scripture. Did you hear that? I think it might be 30 pieces now that I think about it, which is more of a symbolic figure in the Bible. Yeah, totally. Yeah, the specific number kind of spooked me a little bit. What a fun little game for all our religious listeners out there. Oh, my God. It must have. All right. That's it from us.

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