Another Below Deck Podcast - Fraser in Brown Face | Below Deck Reg S9 E6

Episode Date: December 1, 2021

Dylan, Nick and Pat are back to talk R&R, cowboy steaks, the beauty of the 1980s, gossip, the wrath of mother earth and the amount of tanner on Fraser's face.  Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2 and our interview with Lexi Wilson.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork Video of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw Merch: AnotherMerchStore.com Manscaped.com - Use Promo Code: BELOWDECK for 20% OFF plus free shipping. 

Jake was in full um R&R mode which means getting blacked out and pulling your cock out in a public place maritime law is so crazy can you imagine doing this at a North American insurance get together you know um all right so um I don't know about you guys but I would file this under embarrassing the boat welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck podcast I feel like I held that aboard for too long At least you said the right words I'm Dylan, settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis Ahoy mateys Pat producer of the podcast is over there behind my glasses

Hey everybody, how are ya? I'm doing well, how are you? Good, am I loud enough do you think? I don't have cans on Oh, Nick, how am I doing? Why don't you put them on? I wanted to try them without tonight No, no no no no i think that's i think that's better thank you nicky everything was really quiet for me as well thank you

dylan please put your headphones on be a professional why are you playing games like there are tons of professional podcasters but then you can't hear how loud you're in the microphone and you like to back off loud you're in the microphone, and you like to back off the microphone to torture the audience and annoy them. This prevents that. Thank you very much. It's true. And sometimes...

There is no malice. I just have a soft voice because of the damage I've done over a decade plus of smoking. It's really... It's a nasty habit. You should probably quit that. You have nasty habits too. Name one. You eat soup from 7-Eleven constantly. That's really. It's a nasty habit. You should probably quit that. You have nasty habits, too. Name one. You eat soup from 7-Eleven constantly.

That's disgusting. We have a show to talk about. All right. Before we get into Below Deck, episode five or six. Six. Do we have any public service announcements? No. Great.

So let's get in. Do we have any public service announcements? This isn't a public service announcement this is a promise to our listeners who have listened to patty's psa's gone over and subscribed to the youtube and have been waiting till monday to have to see it uh there's a lot of moving parts to get it up but by golly this is going to be up wednesday night i i i promise you and and hopefully going forward and I want to start doing a thing where it's a live premiere where we could get and sit there and chat oh look at that yeah we'll get in there mix it up with you guys you guys can berate us or say

nice things to us whatever you want to do we'll be there to talk hey also uh we need an intern or a personal assistant if you're living in the greater Los Angeles area and you'd like to work for free but get that experience that you want to get in the biz, we're welcoming applications. Send them to Patrick at AdamCarolla.com. And we do have a- I guess I did have a PSA. And we do have a Shell Company LLC, which if you are in college, you would be allowed to get college credit.

I've looked into it. It can happen. And we will pay you in your favorite fast, casual restaurant bucks. You like Applebee's? We'll give you the gift cards. You like to get you like white claw we got all that freaking pot we'll give you all the pot you want man come on man all right let's get into thoughts and knots for those uh new listeners it's where we break down the episode generally speaking that we do dip into specificity from time to time. We also assign a rating system of 0 to 100 pots.

Pat, why don't you go first? No, why don't you go first, Dylan? You never get to go first. Okay, fine. I'll go first right now. I don't like the dynamic right now. What are you talking about? Forced me to put cans on. Didn't want to put them on. Forced me to go first. I mean... You tell me what to do all the time.

It feels like we're gone for so long this thanksgiving break but we didn't miss a day all right i'll go first and i want to hear your i don't want to do this anymore i feel very uncomfortable right now going first tonight was a tough episode uh frazier became icarus to me uh flew way too close to the sun some of my most beloved uh cast members really went down a couple notches tonight did not appreciate the catty bitchiness from frazier the double talk you know talking shit uh about heather to jess talking to heather shit about jess i don't know if i phrased that correctly but but yeah, I didn't like that at all. And then Raina, really, just really some unbecoming behavior tonight from my two faves.

She was really sad. The tongs, the tongs, tongs, tongs. A lot of tong talk. Rachel knocked it out of the park once again, and I was talking to my wife, and I've said this to you, you, and the audience many times. It is much more entertaining for me from a culinarily comedic point of view when we have uh russian homophobic spies on the boat dumping cans of corn on top of loose chips it's just more fun rachel is annihilating these dinners these lunches these brekkies it's just admirable. There's nothing funny about it. 65 pots.

I'm really enjoying this season. Nick, why don't you let Pat go first? Okay. Second. I want to touch on your first point you made. Frazier continues to go after Jess. It's slightly annoying, and although I love a catty backstabbing gay as much as the next guy,

he's going a bit overboard, and the pun was that it did. Nice. I think the episode is fun because you i love sea rats left to their own devices and seeing the ball of snakes that is constantly simmering it was a very fun episode we had you know uh two guys kiss uh yeah that's fun and uh and i i love the regret that i believe frazier had the next morning because he's concerned that jake will start to have feelings. Yeah. No, Jake is empty.

He has feelings for nothing. One of our barnacles said, call him Jake back Sparrow or something. Jake. Not going to do that. But anyway. I think they just said Jack Sparrow. Oh, right. Which is Johnny Depp.

And it works. It works. Not even a decent episode. 50 knots. Nick. Yeah, episode, 50 knots. Nick. Yeah, I really enjoyed it. One thing that we don't get every season that will make a good season of Below Deck is a love triangle, which we have one brewing with Jake, Heather.

Well, I guess it's a square. Jake, Heather, Frazier, and Raina. It's a biracial, bi-orient, biracial bisexual rhombus. Yeah, exactly. And honestly, we could only add more sides to this polygon because Jake is liable to fuck everyone, including Captain Lee. And I love it. And other stuff to get into marshall what a good guy

good young man pumping iron at the end of the episode he was like if jake's gonna fuck me i gotta tighten this shit up my uber's here 81 knots i gotta go get a piece we'll continue without you get into the episode we begin with more hot deck drama eddie is tired of being one-linered at uh by captain lee and demands that his deck team secure all the damn shit on deck spoiler alert this little pep talk solves everything it solves nothing because of course as we've pointed out or i pointed out uh i hate uh captain lee's management style which is to to threaten employees of being fired, which I would argue is the least productive approach to managing employees' threats.

It's a temporary solution. You scare them, but they grow resentment and actually are less productive. Oh, you forgot Mumble. He also mumbles. He mumbles, yes. I can't stand that. He basically told Eddie,

if you don't lay the hammer on these jackasses, I will lay the hammer on you. Right, right, right. I'll be like Thor in a pork cutlet place. He's off his game this season. Jesus. All right, so Charter Minutia, and then we get to Lee and his Cheerios

and what he was doing in the 80s, changing his life and hemorrhaging money at crab shacks all along the gulf coast he also met his lovely marianne in that most disgusting of decades it was a bad decade it was bad for women's hair uh for fashion women wore shoulder pads and no one could have sex because we were scared if you did, you'd die the next day with a bunch of purple dots on your head. Good thing about it, though. Cocaine was ubiquitous and welcomed.

Yeah. It was really expensive back then. An eight ball, I don't know how I know this. I think my brother Mark told me about it. It cost you like $150 back in 1985. That price got hammered down to $30. I don't know how I know this.

I don't know who told me this, but the price hasn't gone up that much if you know the right people. It's a very dangerous thing, this drug. That's why I've never touched it a day in my life. Don't do drugs, especially with that stuff that's going around now. Hey, I want to talk about the 80s with Lee.

Lee said he didn't want to dress up in the 80s and have fun because we all know Lee is no fun. He's a wet blanket. But he also said, I don't need to relive the 80s because I lived it. And then when Rach left the room, he said, see you later, sweetie. And I was thinking, you know, Lee, there's another thing you can leave back in the 80s. And that's that misogyny yeah of you calling an employee sweetie yeah teddy roosevelt you can't you a lot of touch yeah fuck yeah you can't just

hunt boar and smack chicks in the ass anymore okay it's 2021 you kiss your mother with that mouth you bitch hey lee how would you like it if your wife uh someone called your wife sweetie i bet you wouldn't uh like that too much this guy is a walking hypocrite yeah a walking hypocrite is nick back so um anything on heather and lee we get a little bit of gnawing from heather but not quite full-blown rat here i mean she is a sea rat but she's not full-blown rat ting i should say she is starting to kind of you know lay landmines about jess and uh and her lack of performance but i'll tell you it it only makes her a sympathetic character to lee you know lay landmines about jess and uh and her lack of performance but i'll tell you it it only makes her a sympathetic character to lee you know he's he's concerned about her because he's attracted to her oh jess you're speaking yeah oh yeah i'll bring this up later at the

tip meeting which will set frazier off i don't want to get ahead of myself lee has a little crush on jess i will say what no she's like a daughter to me what heather's doing is she's planting a little seeds to lee like hey if i come in here in three weeks and say this one's got to go remember pedigree or uh what i can't speak that's okay she was already letting uh given the little bits to lead a no so when she wants him to pull the trigger to say yes can i fire he will i would say because he's walking up lee is definitely not consulting with producers and cameramen the entire time to know exactly what's happening rachel is going to be preparing mexican fare for lunch uh a grossly undervalued cuisine

perhaps because the good stuff makes you shit blood which was something that she was talking about. Pat, is there, there's an incredible, there are many, many incredible taco stands on the east side of Los Angeles. One in particular is right down the street from Nick and I in Echo Park. And I was wondering if your tummy could handle tacos slung out in tremendous amounts of lard under canopies on the side of the road. Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope. I went over to that Henry's Tacos around the corner from here. Which is tacos for white people. They put literal whole slices of tomato in the side of the taco. I ate there. I'm never going back there again.

Yeah. I don't want to get too graphic, but let's just say it was not a pleasant experience and I spent a lot of time in a small room where you shower. Would you say it was interesting on the way out? That's what Rachel said. That is what she said. But I want to say really quickly in this week in local LA opinions or micro regional opinions,

can't talk tonight. Henry's Tacos, you remember, was in danger of closing for good. And it was a sad day when it was saved by an angry mob of people led by Jesse from Breaking Bad. Is that right? Yes, exactly.

It's right. What? Dylan, what's wrong with your mouth? Let me say something. All right, I want to share this just because I think the audience would enjoy this. Because I'm a business owner. I'm an entrepreneur, right?

I have the entrepreneurial spirit. I'm always rooting for business. You're a sneakerhead, yeah. And then these people that own all these commercial properties and how greedy they are. Black Rock, State Street. That property got paid off 40 years ago and then you inherited it. And now some poor business named Henry's Tacos is renting it from you from 30 years

and you want to hike the rent and then they go behind your back and go to the city and see if they can be called a historical landmark in which you as an owner are stuck with them for an eternity

and then you as an owner as a commercial owner find out they did that and you say, get the fuck out. Yeah, hey, shut up. Shut up for a second. So it's bad,

bad Mexican food, right? It's for white people i like thinking i like thinking of jesse pinkman being like you're not closing henry's bitch yeah yeah he really was like that ktla stopped by he said that the you know those kinds of things and then it just moved down the street and they're still peddling that that that dog food horse meat out to take yentas who walk up and down to panga or to hunga anyways you couldn't eat the good stuff right because it's too interesting on its way out do you guys want to get back to the blood please yes and i just want to touch on a couple things i heard as i was putzing around

as you guys were goofing and gabbing about below deck season nine episode six what drug were you guys talking about cocaine oh cocaine yeah cocaine cocaine sucks don't touch cocaine i thought maybe you were talking about modifinil if anybody has a hookup on modifinil uh dm me hey you know what i just i reminded myself i got some of that uh talk uh that weed chocolate in the fridge i'm gonna grab myself a slug oh look at you weed head leaning into the weed hey will you get me a little bit thank you so much i can't wait for five years from now when uh pat is joe rogan and yeah he can't wait for five years from now when Pat is Joe Rogan and he can't podcast without being high. He has a treasure chest of shit that got sent in from a sponsor. This stuff's dipped in keef.

I think this might be too much. I would have took one. Oh, shit. It's over? It's gone? That's all you have? That is so unfortunate. That's wild.

Take some out of Dylan's mouth. You want me to baby bird it to you? The other thing that I wanted to touch on was you mentioned Lee having a crush on Jess, and quite possibly Jess having a crush on Lee. I don't know. She's an older man. Yeah, because they're slow. On my flight back from Minneapolis to LAX,

I watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Oh, not one I thought you would pop on. I was like- The Equalizer 2 wasn't available? I did watch the, with my remaining hour and 15 minutes, I did turn on The Departed for the thousandth time. But no, I was like, I'm gonna sit here and watch something

that I haven't seen. Right. Really enjoyed it. Yeah. But the relationship between Captain Lee and Jess reminded me of- Bill Murray. No, Kirsten Dunst and the old doctor who- Did you say Lost in Translation or Eternal Sunshine?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. No, Kirsten Dunst and the old doctor who ran the clinic that would then clear your memory. And what I'm saying is we need to clear Captain Lee and Jess's memories lest they fall in love and ruin their relationships. I knew that's where you're going. All right. So moving on. Where are we in the episode? We find out a little bit about Heather and Frazier's respective love lives.

Love lives. Also, quick aside, Frazier in Talking Heads. I don't know if you guys have picked up on this, but he is doing full-blown brownface. Yes. Thank you. I did have that written down. He must have gotten pale as shit wherever he was in the offseason.

They bring him back for these OTFs, and he's going full Ross Geller in the spring. And I have to credit my sister. He hooked up with Ronnie. I have to. Yeah, rubbed off. I have to credit my sister who pointed it out to me. And we were watching, and I was like, oh rubbed off. I have to credit my sister who pointed it out to me. And we were watching and I was like, oh my God.

It's like a fucking Al Jolson bit. It's so not okay. I don't know what makeup artist did this to this poor guy. And I don't know what producers are looking through the viewfinder and not saying, hang on, let's fix this. Because it's going to be multiple episodes. Fr frazier and his otf horrible spray horrible spray tenant almost look like they they put clay on his face um dead horse beaten so um heather is very cold about her love uh that she has currently it's like a business relationship quid pro quo frazier is very frazier about his it makes so much sense that he would snag a uh a gay man decades older than him you know because

he he has a very mature air about him he's a siren you know he's a siren i agree he reminds me a little bit of josiah and we met his lovely boyfriend sure yeah yeah i think so lovely couple i think so too but it we're seeing the same problem that we see with Heather trying to be Kate, Rachel trying to be last year's Rachel. I feel like they said, hey, Frasier, kick up the sassy bitchiness and be Josiah. Right, right, right.

But Josiah's a much kinder heart, I believe. He's a softer man. Frasier is Frasier. And shout out to Michael and Josiah. I hope they're still doing well i still won't blow michael i just want to go on the record saying that uh you've been on the record many times and that's okay one of the that's all right homophobia gate one of the best episodes ever of another blow deck podcast yeah go check it out in the archives we might have

deleted it lunch is uh should we tell them what that was uh it was just when people said we were homophobic because we said specifically me yeah because we said josiah was gonna burn in eternal hellfire for being gay but we loved him anyways and people accused us of being homophobic for that well they that's the law of yahweh we we uh josiah and i had a contentious thing in the episode because i called josiah out on really being a horrific bully to uh caroline bedell who is lovely but completely insane but still he shouldn't have bullied her the way that he did so we had a you know and you brought up oh i don't know why that went so poorly and i said well jokingly it's probably because i said he was going to burn an eternal hellfire before the mics turned on.

Complete joke. There was a Reddit thread about my intolerance. Anyways, we were young. And now I can't post in that Reddit anymore because they figured out it was associated with you. All right. So lunch is queso fondito and grilled corn and quesadilla is all lovely, all delicious. But that is when Ronnie opens his old tan mouth and says if Rachel opened up a restaurant, it would be wildly

successful. I smell investor. Listen here, man. You don't know the pain of running a business on 30% profit margins. Okay. You made your money three. Three percent. For every hundred

bucks you sell the food, you keep 3%. 30%, I'd get in that business. No, it's 30%. It's 3. 30% as a margin on any product is pretty decent. On retail, it's like 40. It's 30%. Look it up.

You look it up. I got a bit I need to spit out here. This could be you as our intern. You could be in the background looking this up. Thank you. Getting high, eating some chocolates, drinking a claw, and giving us information to settle this dispute. Now we have to wait till next week.

So Ronnie made his money rat fucking people on mortgages in Michigan. Rachel cannot just go and open up a restaurant, okay? She needs the right partners the right staff she can do it but pump the brakes okay jim morrison's dead body i mean this you're just way off here way off so heather loves the 80s and jane fonda she then says that uh these tits aren't gonna fit in this dress she said that about her own tits? Yeah, they're not that big. That's tight, though. I like the confidence.

But, Pat, you can answer this. You lived through it. You guys were talking about the 80s when I was pussing around, and you were goofing and gabbing about Below Deck Season 9, Episode 6. Like, this side pony, the sweatshirt off the shoulder, was that really that ubiquitous? In the 80s it was? Or is this like a weird?

Yeah, was it a year and a half or was it four years? It was, oh, good question. It took up the middle part of the 80s. It seemed like everybody was having a good time, probably doing a lot of cocaine. And doing it so much that everything sucked on TV. Writing was horrible. Fashion was horrible.

Feathered hair. Guys used to part their hair and feather it in the back. Women had perms. Watch any 80s movie and look at the mom in whatever the movie is. She's probably 29 years old. She looks like she's 43. Right, right, right. We hated women in the 80s.

We want to make them as ugly as they could be. Well, we hated women in the 80s we want to make them as ugly as they could be well we hated women in the 70s of the 60s too and that's true i just feel like it was such a dare i say the 90s and even now i think we like women now i feel i mean we we love women but just on the whole you know you know inequality and whatnot you want to get into it no no politics dude i'm talking about the 80s and like feathered hair and stuff don't don't drag us down pat all right just making sure when i talk no one else starts i just feel like the 80s was such a large swath of time and people have such a myopic view of what to wear like this is what happened when i was in high school and we had 80s days it was side pony whatever there's got to be other shit to wear i feel like dylan might be rocking a little 80s

right now is that the jean jacket and uh no that's a that's that he would have been one of the cool kids from breakfast club like judd nelson's character that's a cool look is that early 90s or the 80s uh that would be a little bit of 80s going into the 90s that's what i'm saying my epic view it's not all side pony yeah and like but when people uh dress up as like pilgrims you know it's like all the same fashion and it was just it was so much more dynamic back then you know it's just they pigeonhole this one this one look and it's like fashion was exploding on plymouth you're talking about the the 1580s 80s had a lot of loud colors that people would wear. I had

jam shorts. Anybody that lived through the 80s would remember that horrible fashion atrocity. It's like, it'd be like an Ed Hardy shirt because, you know, things always come back. Every ugly image you can put on a pair of shorts, they were called jams or they were called clam diggers.

Oh my God. Horrible. Sounds so veiledly racist. Moving on, moving on. shorts they were called jams or they were called clam diggers oh my god all right sounds so veiledly racist uh moving on moving on what is going on jess and wes awkwardness anything on it oh well uh jake doesn't want wes's balls uh to be left filled uh so he plans on helping wes uh drop the uh sea rat contents uh on said uh sea rats uh balls thank you pat it looks like we're gonna have uh this this is like a hitch to jake teaching wes how to get ladies yeah wes is our kevin james yeah kevin james is gonna make a guest appearance though i would absolutely i love that the cameo and it's just kind of a wink and a nod for people who really loved he does the splits and then he just jumps off the boat.

Extremely athletic man. I believe he was a D1 college football player. Love Kevin James. Hey, Dylan, I thought you were being a little judgy with me talking about the balls. Hey, can you not point at me like that? About the balls being spilled? That's a direct quote from Jake over there. He was transcript.

See, that's why we can't pay an intern. These transcripts are insanely expensive all right but it's important to be accurate let's move on um all while jake is telling a truly shocking story about shooting a piece of shit through the air from his asshole on a bed uh the giant trampoline uh blows away um but before we talk about the trampoline blowing away, I'm sure that we have some more thoughts on shitting through the air. It's just an assumption I have. I have a feeling that you guys have thoughts.

Well, he was sharing a rousing story of dropping a deuce on an ex. Uh, and then they want to fucking water toys got sucked into the void. Like, uh, like, uh, Dorothy's house in The Wizard of Oz. You guys ever anything scatological happen during a sexual intercourse? Never. I shit my pants on one of our episodes. You guys remember that? That's right.

That's right. I mean, I didn't. I didn't. That was gross. That was for comedy. That was so unbelievable. That was funny. No no i don't understand that i and one time one of my buddies is like hey come look at this you know like two girls

one cup or something like that yeah and it wasn't that but it was a a dude uh dropping a deuce on a girl that was laying under uh his stomach yeah people are into stuff shiza porn people are into stuff germans really huge purveyors of the Scheisse porn. I like boring sex. I don't shit. I haven't shit my pants in a long time. I've spotted. You bled out of your vagina just a little bit? Alright, so

moving on. In a usual suspects type twist, nothing bad at all happens with the trampoline and Lee chalks it up to neptune doling out lessons can we move on well lee had caught the flotation device flying into oz and he noticed that it wasn't actually the crew's fault and i believe he said mother nature's in her asses it's a wake-up call yeah i'm so happy i don't have to put a hammer on Eddie. Oh, thank God, you old fuck. All right, so to one of the weirdest

parts of the episode we go, let's talk about colorism in the black community. Oh, this was weird. I'm kidding. Let's not talk about it. We're going to talk about it, but not like we're just going to summarize. We're not going to get into it or anything. All right, we're going to talk about how Raina wants to know

whose wells would like to drain his balls. Not his name. Let me take it. So I shouldn't talk because my tongue has been in the wrong spot 15 times tonight. But Raina asks Wes if it wasn't Jess, which of the ladies aboard my Sienna would he want to pork? I think she said he mentions her being in his department and she is immediately repulsed, says that she wasn't an option and that she doesn't, quote, do light skins. Couple things.

This industry is so lovely. Couple things. Raina, you weren't supposed to be involved in the hypothetical what i think that's exactly what happened here like she was digging she wanted like a little flirtation and he immediately like shut that down and then she just went full like fuck you right i'm not fired. You're fired. Because I don't like light-skinned people. Because the- You don't fit in anywhere. The question would be-

That's what she said. We have her on the show. We'll see if she likes light-skinned people. What? I'm charming as hell. No, she likes white guys. Yeah, that's established. But the question would be, do you want to fuck Heather or Rachel if she's not in the hypothetical?

And two, how did this get through editing why is this being shown it's like lexi called uh z something racist african africans yeah i don't know anyways it was it was weird and like i said reina down a couple pegs this was a little nasty so moving on to a you know, we're a bunch of white guys. We don't even understand the idiosyncrasies of that community. How can I possibly

know anything? You're an expert on black culture, Pat. You of all of us should know. That's my job, okay? But for purposes of here, I want to keep it open. I don't know

what I'm saying right now. Get me out of here. I backed you into a corner. What's next, Dill? How scared are we? I think we've been very funny tonight, but what a rocky episode thus far. This must be what people felt like when they were staring down the barrel, that mean gay Roy Cohn, you know?

Just petrified. Check out A Little History with A Little Dill on another podcast show. Moving on to 80's Dinner Party, the crew is getting dressed up. Jake seizes on the opportunity to get his uh skinny block uh brock lesnar tat out and um frazier is taken aback by him uh frazier in brown face says that jake is effortlessly i mean it is so bad tonight and the wheat chocolate has not even hit me uh he says that jake is effortlessly it's just unbelievable it's okay let me jump in here jake wants to be naked in this episode okay and this is kind of the start of it because he's in that uh let's get physical i'm a whore

chic uh that's a that's a definitely an 80s thing olivia newton john let's get physical so anyway that's where i was it let's get i want physical but what did you call it though uh i don't know so i'm sorry go ahead okay so anyway this is where i caught like jake i he reminds me a little bit of myself and i know what's going on in this guy's mind right now i'm not you have bad tattoos too oh yeah very bad tattoos maybe he's a kindred spirit i don't know yeah but when i had my body right and tight, I was young and ready to rock and I was drunk. I remember one time being with my friends at a pool party and it was just us. It's not like some strangers.

They knew Crazy Hickey, right? Yeah. Crazy Hickey took all my clothes off and just jumped in the pool. I was having a good time. I love how you're framing this. Crazy Hickey took your clothes off. It was not you. It was Hyde or... a good time i love how you're framing this crazy hickey took your clothes off it was not you it was

a hide or uh anyway i i had a good body of time why not show it off it's friends they're not going to be offended and uh you know let's have a good time right uh pat what's uh that one sign of narcissism you always point out when people do and you don't like it? Talk about myself? In the... Third person. Crazy Hickey? I said my friends call me Crazy Hickey. You said Crazy Hickey would get wild. I feel like it's a...

Degross Pat. It's not exactly the same because he used a nickname, but still, Pat, just throwing stones, glass house. All I ever said. Look out, there's going to be little shards everywhere, which we have to get to. Whoa. Nice to go. Right about now.

So Neptune continues to. Oh, I thought you were talking about manscaped. No. Neptune continues to punish Lee for his disingenuous moonlighting as a man of the sea. The wind blows through and takes a balloon and a glass with it now jess is a little bit of an airhead no pun intended but when it comes to her uh airhead wind balloon i don't know i think i figured it out and i i did okay so when it comes to her almost slicing her foot in half i think that frazier is really the one uh to blame here

she was barreling towards a i mean a pit of glass essentially uh there was just so much glass there i feel like he could have been a little more urgent with uh the severity of what she was stepping in she stepped in literally the only spot she could have stepped in to prevent bloodletting and sutures. It could have been really bad. It was like the movie Pulp Fiction when John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson

go into with those guys and they fire, they empty the whole revolver on them. Yeah, they have the pineapple burger. And it's all the bullets around them. not a single bullet hit samuel l jackson that's exactly what i was saying well that's power christ exactly though and uh deus ex machina stuff from quentin ternino though frazier almost seemed to be trying to will her to step in that i feel like jess could have prevented it by wearing shoes on deck why is she barefoot

well a lot of time to work a lot of them uh wear are barefoot as they're kind of serving i want to say this you need some toilet paper huh you're just shitting all over his point oh but i for the accuracy of the listenership i wanted to you know be on record well i think that's stupid and it should be banned they should be allowed to do it and i'm the one that gets it i want i'm the one that needs the toilet paper so i can wipe off my point because of all the shit pat cut on it i apologize nikki hey uh let me say this i was a dick right there let me tell you who else is a dick uh with uh with this uh little uh glass breaking a gate this is another opportunity for frazier to throw jess under the bus and basically make her

out to be a fucking idiot right and he does take that opportunity which is shocking because he almost killed her and it was like so innocuous like you said any little opportunity to run and like give some scuttlebutt to someone else yeah oh this fucking idiot that was my thanks so lobster comes up first uh heather whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa. We're talking about dinner. Yeah. Going to talk about Lee coming to sit down. Lee joins the table. Can I answer your question?

Sure. No. Well, Lee shows up. I want to talk about this as well. It's Ronnie's birthday. Yeah. What is it? 75?

75, yeah. Okay. I would argue that would be the time for ron to sit at the head of the table it is his birthday he's paying the money now i'm a broken record i brought this up on the last charter where captain lee was very annoyed with the drunken guest and then i was thinking well you know he is the captain of the boat and captains as you know when you're the captain of the boat you protect people from pirates and stuff so you deserve to sit at the head of the table.

Yeah. Oh, and he makes sure that the sails are cast and that the winds are the right direction and the passengers get safely across the ocean. Oh, wait, a button does that. What does this guy do again? Fruit Ninja. Fruit Ninja. We've talked about it at an audience.

Hit Lee up. See if he'll come on the show, Dickie. I have, but I do post some pretty funny things on our story, and I tag him, and he sees them. He doesn't reply, but he sees them. I thought what was interesting about him going to dinner, I don't know if we've ever seen a captain sit two nights with a charter guest. It's usually this obligation, and like you said,

he tried to give the appearance that he was annoyed with the the come-ons from jody but uh if that's the case why are they the second nightly i think you might like this attention addicted to the chase or a less cynical person might just be like these guests are actually a hoot and it's really fun to sit down and have a dinner with ron yes i would love to that leather face hot right a hundred percent in all sincerity these are some of the greatest charter guests in the history of the show family they're having fun for the for the crew specifically maybe not for the tv you know uh we would much prefer um you know guido's screaming about shrimp cocktails. I ordered my shrimp cocktail two hours ago.

Where is it? Well, I'll tell you where it is. It's still in the refrigerator because our chef doesn't speak English, and she can't figure out the can opener. So relax and put Maddie down. All right, so lobster comes up first. Very deep cut. Heather asks Raina not to bring the lobster to the table without the

tongs she does the exact opposite tongs to talk talk talk this is fengali to me you know i feel like reina was standing there waiting and then a producer steps in he goes hey fuck her she take that out i don't believe that i don't think reina gave any thought to bringing tongs with the food yeah yeah yeah so i i do want to say this all joking aside reina are you out of your fucking mind why are why are you on this night of all nights why have you turned into such an agent of chaos you're just completely ignoring what the chief stew's telling you to do almost in spite i don't know what's going on with Raina, but a couple pegs down. Well, I'll say her answer was not to get ahead of myself.

Hey, I work on the outside of the boat. What the fuck do you want from me? Just, I don't know. It's just very, very clearly. I said, just hang on and just one second. Don't walk out there. See, I guess I was like, so she said put her back on the bar, and then she defied her and brought her out anyways? This was the very first defiance.

She said, please stop. Don't go yet. I'm going to get tongs. And she just walked it out there. And it's because it's Fugali. So fuck her. Well, Heather said, this isn't five-star service. And I don't feel like I should have to tell people that.

I feel like as the chief stew, that's exactly what you're tasked to do. And Raina may not be familiar as she's a sea rat who works on the outside. I mean, it's just a half step down from the unrefined people who work on the inside. Right, but even sea rats soaked in sun can take simple directions. Raina made an active choice to spit in Heather's face here.

But let's move on. Dinner is appropriately surf and turf. directions the reina made an active choice to spit in others face here but let's move on uh dinner is uh appropriately uh surf and turf it is the 80s this is you know the height of this kind of horse shit um it's cowboy steaks it's shellfish and ronnie being a hot dog from who had a lovely time in the 80s is really really feeling himself he is gumming the tomahawk straight off the bone and you know you would say that um maybe he did want to sit at the head of the table but he turns into a golem like creature once the food gets put down in front of him i really don't think he's concerned with the hierarchy at the table he's literally um choking spitting up lobster he's an easy coming bone he's a very content man which is

what i believe we all should strive to be it's not it's not fleeting happiness this guy is just every day he he did it in the pocket yeah um and his wife like well he almost choked but his wife all also almost choked on steak and i gotta say i felt for it because that's almost happened to me almost choked on steak and i gotta say i felt for it because that's almost happened to me hundreds of times uh usually when i almost choke on steak though uh i i try not to alarm people around me they always say if you if you choke wave your arms hold your hold your hands on your neck so people know but i don't want to inconvenience people so what i do right is is even if my face is turning blue i try to relax, and I'll stick my fingers in my mouth, and I've pulled out long pieces of steak that weren't chewed enough.

Cool, yeah, really cool. Despite how much I love steak, eating is really a nuisance to me, so I try to do it as fast as possible so that I can move on to other activities. Right, it's a lot like that almost verbatim that I think you should leave sketch where he's really impressed by the cool kid at the table, but he starts choking and he doesn't want to be embarrassed. So he just almost dies at the table. Oh, well, they must have stole that from my life.

Exactly. It's parallel thinking. I know that's what you were insinuating. No, I wasn't implying that you stole it. And I didn't think you were, but I just want the viewers to know that you weren't doing that. You're no Carlos Menzel. I choke on steak and pull it out of my throat to not inconvenience people. Don't ever say that sentence again, please, for the sake of the listeners.

Only because you guys were asking about 80s and 80s tropes earlier. With this dinner, missed opportunity here for Rach. One of the bigger things of the 80s is the first time caviar was a known thing in the culinary world. Right. She should have had some little caviar with some Lay's potato chips there. That would have rounded out the 80s theme here. And it's funny because stuff from the 80s that happened in real life, then it bleeds into cartoons because those people become writers.

Caviar in the 90s on cartoons was everywhere. It's a hard one. It's a hard one. Saying that word a lot tonight. It was only a second time. Really? That's how you say a word is you heard someone else saying it and subliminally you repeat it.

Okay, so the carrot cake is dropped and the sea rats in Dayglo come out to celebrate. Now, Eddie tries to give Lee a kiss and we get quite an overreaction from the old fake captain. Don't make out with me, you gay guy. Yeah, whoa, whoa, why are you being gay? Rumor has it he's still scowling. I think he was pretty upset.

I'm a captain. How dare you? What the fuck do you think you're doing? Marianne watches this show. Lighten up, Lee. Was that Eddie doing the hacky Randy Marchal Man Savage imitation? The brother's a little bit more Hulk Hogan. I think he was doing Hulk Hogan.

I actually thought it was pretty decent. I'm going to break you in half. Hulk Hogan's never said I'll break you in half. No context for that, though. Yeah. I think, yeah, you're right. They didn't give a lot of context. I think they left it out.

I thought it was a decent Hulk Hogan, to be honest. All right. Pat, would you like to use the toilet paper that you gave me to then wipe off your point that i just shit on i'm not that uh okay so before we get to the next day let's talk about frazier um i'm a frazier fan but like i said this is when he really ramps up the two-faced uh gossipy snake stuff um bitches to jess about heather goes to heather to bitch about jess be careful careful Frazier America's gonna fall out of love with you you catty slut you know what I mean

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get along with your co-workers a little bit before this did you catch it like i i you guys up kenosha what's going on what no it just really comes out sometimes and i especially when i'm back home for five days uh but little marshall uh the reason i love him and he seems so mature and he's entertaining all the guests finds out he's got some condition the kid's 25 years old he's not even a kid he's a young man they asked him how old he was he said he was 25 years old he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like

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It is Hezbollah eating chocolate and laughing. His laugh is one of the most intoxicating, infectious things in the world. He's so cute. I posted a baby picture on my story of myself, and a lot of people replied and said I look like Hezbollah. All right. So we got to get to the next day, but before we do,

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I think his name's Issa. Issa. Issa. Ray is talking. Ray is. Ray is talking to Issa. Ray is talking to her friend Issa, who I don't think that she has disclosed him to Jake yet. This kicks off, I think, you know,

if you're up for it, a fan favorite segment called If the Rules Were Reversed. I mean, Rayna's got some skeletons in the closet herself. It's not quite an engagement, but, you know, hypocritical. But what I can only assume is an extremely dark-skinned black man right right she calls him poppy she did which was so let's get to breakfast todd um the

i don't know the is this the burnt hot dogs uh kids uh his yeah yeah the um the lowercase single a ball player from mich. He's doing keto. Turned professional trainer. He orders egg whites. And we've talked about how we need to get hotter on this side of the couch. We need to take over the media landscape. We need to be as hot as TikTok kids. And we will be, even though we're in our 30s.

But Todd's got a thick cock of a torso. I respect it. But not eating Benny when you're on a yacht in the Mediterranean, that is a sickness. You've gone past commitment and now you're deranged. You look like a thick cock. Just have fun when you're on vacation. Eat all you want.

At least splurge a little bit and have the yolks. Right. It's like Larry David talking about splurging on his diet two pieces most i do never two which i i know it's a kind of absurd that i would be giving nutritional advice to to young todd who won a championship in the usppbl well batting 500 and his body looks amazing a thick cock of a torso as you described it. Well done. But I'm telling you,

there's so much nutrition in the yolk. And for someone who works out as much as him, you don't have to worry about the cholesterol. Eat those yolks, brother. Eat those yolks. All right. So we talked about,

excuse me. We need to get to a meanwhile here. Meanwhile. More bitchy bitchy from Frazier. Eddie, despite needing a back, uh, backectomy, whatever he says, leads his team to a successful docking. Backiotomy, he said. Backiotomy. I knew it sounded familiar.

The way he said it, I knew it was a quote from something. Looked it up. Just quick Google of the backiotomy. looked it up, just quick Google of the Bacchiotomy, quote from Half Baked when Dave Chappelle is talking to the drug dealer who is also played by Dave Chappelle, and it's just a montage of him confessing too much to Dave Chappelle. He's like, I need a Bacchiotomy. Right, right, right.

And I wonder if somehow this came about. Does Eddie like Half Baked because Jim Brewer's in it and they look exactly the fucking same? Exactly the same. Yeah, so just wanted to point that out. Couldn't gloss over the quote. No, no, no. I'm not being sarcastic when I say that with this.

It was important. And honestly, Eddie, your references are out of control. Well done. I'm starting to like him more and more. Oh, yeah, no, he's great. So the guests depart with little Houdini cuffed to his briefcase. It's Elwood from Blues Brothers.

Oh, I thought you were going to say Elwood's from Legally Blonde. No. Thank you. The original Elwood. One of the true greatest films of all time, Legally Blonde. All right, let's get to the tip.

Pat, what do we got? All right, so my records i was uh looking through them and i wasn't sure uh is this the biggest tip we've ever had here i think tied i think tied for yeah all right so it's 25 000 i forgive me i was getting tired as i was watching this i didn't see you gotta stop with the carbon copy filing cabinet you have i mean it is just a cat's cradle there's that's not organization he's one of those people tomorrow i'm gonna put it out on the front lawn see if someone will take it he's got their desk just a cyclone of papers he's like this is my system right no it's not

right you this is this is a sign of psychosis yeah uh use a google doc yeah you're not a beat reporter for the globe you know you can't have this kind of shit all over the place. I'm not kidding. In my Google Drive, I bet if I search $25,000 or 25K, it will come up. You might be like, oh, that's too vague of a search. I haven't put that many. I would find it. I would find it.

There would be a document. Oh, cool. We're on the same page. I'm telling them not to do the same page. I'm telling him not to do the carpet copy thing. Why are you, why are you,

what's your middle ground? If you're too organized, you're an asshole. If you're not organized enough, you're a lazy piece of shit. You gotta be Dylan. Exactly. You gotta be middle porridge.

All right, so Lee gives Jess the wallflower a little praise because she needs it. And this turns Frazier. And he's hoping, you know, she needs it. And this turns Frasier... And he's hoping she might... Okay, stop. This turns Frasier into

super saiyan mean girl. Is that all we have to do to get a compliment? Huh? Nothing? Frasier? Ew. Pretty gross. He also said he needs to be put in the laundry room so grandpa can compliment him. Well, you're gonna get put in the laundry room so grandpa can compliment him.

Well, you're going to get put in the laundry room and you're going to hate it. Can't wait for next week. That was a fun twist. Hey, let's switch this around a little bit. Let's put the guy who's actually pulling this stuff off and then switch him out for the girl that is not doing a good job. We've said it a thousand times. We'll say it again. The show is about subjecting the wealthy to incompetence which is what jess is we love her though she's a burrito

eating cat i also just found this disgusting by frazier i mean he's already said the whole time like oh she's not being like happy enough like so she gets a little encouragement we finally see a smile from it and you're like but what about me right no you should be excited that she's finally happy and by the way just did it season hold on come on rain man get it for us damn it damn it damn it i just lost it i had to search but seriously i searched 25 000 scroll down scroll down scroll down below deck season 8 episode 9 25 000 tip below deck season 8 episode 3 25 000 tip below deck season 3 episode 5 25 000 listeners and cars everywhere are going. Thank God. I mean, someone like Robert Brown was out there screaming those episode titles. So I'm telling you, no more carbon copy. Robert Brown, you don't support us on Patreon.

Patreon.com slash another podcast network. Get fucking manscaped, okay, Robert Brown? I'm sure you got Spidey's coming out of your nose. We love you. I bet he's an extremely well-groomed man let's get to dinner out uh jake is a sex addict and a hedonist and wants to fuck almost anything that walks including frazier um while jess talks to wes about how she wants to retire at 30 um jake and frazier kind of mosey on over to the bar order shots and jake pulls his cock out now jake was also hitting on heather i don't know if you

guys want to cover this um but jake was in full um rnr mode which means getting blacked out and pulling your cock out in a public place maritime law is so crazy can you imagine doing this at a north american insurance get together now you know can you holy shit kathy's got our tits out can you imagine what is it having the confidence of jake like all of a sudden this co-worker there hasn't really been any no body hair and a great bmi there there's never been like any type of we haven't seen it at least like flirtation between them but all of a sudden he's just fucked up he's like how are you darling you want to see my clock and she's into it yeah there's like of course i do pull him down um all right so um i don't know about you guys, but I would file this under embarrassing the boat. Lee's rules are don't embarrass yourself and don't embarrass the boat.

Right. Done and done. Both. Another highlight of kind of seeing what can make a perfect below deck season, though, because though they were embarrassing the boat, it's better if they embarrass the boat in front of other patrons where i think this might be the last season where we have covet restrictions right where they just get a restaurant rented out for them and are able to run amok if jake is doing this with some some strange there he gets arrested this gets way weirder right public yeah yeah but but i'm just saying like this

the the trouble that could happen even not him just getting naked and getting arrested like him around hitting on strange girls like ashton bringing a girl back to the van yeah there was a season where uh where i i think captain lee got a phone call from like the beach club or something because some one of these sea rats did a cannonball in the pool and it got the DJ's equipment. Ashton, I think. Yeah. God damn it. You embarrassed the boat.

Boy, I hope Lee's not seeing the footage. He was crawling on his dick, Lee. He was scraping his dick against the concrete of this public establishment. All right. Let's get to the cars. Jake is not bisexual. He's just down to fuck Frazier. Rach states Jake will be the village bicycle

because we'll get a ride. Yeah, on the handlebars. Rachel is in fine form this season. Do want her to drink a little bit more, but if it doesn't ruin her life, then peel back on it. Totally fine with that, too. She's just killing it.

Such a bright ray of sunshine she is. no i i'm i'm with you though we need rachel to really let loose on a night out please jesus yeah the love of our turn it the fuck up direct quote that's a callback people the man knows is below deck all right so i thought this kiss was very cute between them. I think that they love one another. And I think that this is going to be the pinnacle of their sexual interaction. Hot take. Boring take.

Hope not. So everyone gets back to the boat. Eddie lights his hair on fire. Raina hammers old lobster. And then everyone goes to bed. No tabbies were flipped. No holes were filled. No sucking. No tabbies were flipped. No holes were filled. No sucking.

No fucking. And it was so crazy because the energy they had after that giant tip, it felt like they were tuned up for a giant ball of snakes. Yeah. It left me, but honestly, it was still entertaining because of the tension. And it left us wanting more. And I feel like we're going to see all these people. I need another analogy for it. It's going to be a giant bunch of snakes.

No, this was like still water after a good show. Hopped up on the bus just kind of fucking sucking ball of snakes. But alas, no, Eddie just lights his hair on fire and eats a ton of old lobster and then everybody goes to bed.

Let's get to the next day and the end of the episode next morning jake and frazier don't remember the night before but more importantly lee is pumping iron what's up uh yeah i don't want to gloss over lee pumping iron i mean the man uh he's got to know his limitations at this point you can't shower upright on your own quit trying to throw throw those. At least get a barbell. Not the dumbbells. That's a young man's game. Yeah, it's that type of wobbly that could just rip a delt.

And you're going to be out for... And actually, this would be awesome. We're going to get that other weirdo back. What was his name? The guy from Mad TV. The scary killer elf. Yeah, Sean. Captain Sean.

Impressive. All right, so that's the end of the episode. Yeah, Sean. Captain Sean. Impressive. All right. So that's the end of the episode. We'll be back next week. What's up? No. Well, favorite night, morning after, all the sea rats recapping the night before.

All right. And then, like you said, Frazier goes into an absolute spiral after just being shocked that at a blackout he made out with some guy. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with like what what is the negative problem it's so fun he's worried what's the fun part of being a c-rat if you can't do stuff like that he's worried that jake thinks he's gonna have feelings for him like you said jake doesn't feel i'm retreading but i just feel like we gotta touch no no it's fine you know frazier take take a chill pill babe it was fun you hooked up with a sex positive uh pirate

there's nothing wrong here it's just sea rats having fun that's what below deck is and that's what below deck will be next week we'll be here to cover it go to the itunes ratings and reviews leave five stars kind words join us on youtube subscribe hit the bell mix it up in the comments go to manscape.com enter a promo code below deck for free shipping and 20% off. And finally, one real Nicholas Davis. One more point. Just, Heather, put the phone away when crazy shit's happening like that. I mean, I guess we know that you're already on TV.

Yeah, but come on. Come on. Just let this happen. That's not going to encourage people to do shit like that again. It's going to be like, oh, no. Is Heather around? Is Heather filming? Don't Harriet the Spy people when they're doing sexy stuff.

That's it for us. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Nick say goodbye. What happened to that girl that played her? She was a star for a while. Goodbye. Later! Thank you.