Another Below Deck Podcast - Free Spirits | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S5 E6

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

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It's almost like when you cook lobster, it tenses back up and it plumps, right? This looks as though it regained life and then was a little bit like an H! Welcome aboard another BrandsPan, a new episode of another Beledick Podcast. My name is Dylan and his name is Patty. Permission to come aboard. Granted. I loved it. The episode. No, the week off.

It feels like we've, we've, we had a week off. It feels like we have. We didn't have a week off. Well, I loved it. And I love this episode too. But before we get into it guys patreon.com slash another podcast network Salt Lake City is there If you want to go back into the annals of love is blind that's there PMZ just did a great PMZ. Mm-hmm lots of fun APS who boy do I have to update you a bunch of stuff? Oh me too. Me too. Feuding with neighbors.

Oh, yeah. They you have a it's not a common area. You guys have your own shared. Well, we pay for it. You pay for your own common area and your neighbors decided they're going to throw a party in your common area. Not to mention they don't bring in their trash cans. I mean, these people are.

Isn't there some business about a cat, too? Well, no, they have a dog named Rhino who I have violent impulses towards and it's such a small animal I could overpower it very quickly. It's a Yorkshire Terrier. But only in a defensive posture. Yes. We're going to start up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as well on the bad TV feed. I believe most of you, we're looking at the numbers

We've seen a massive migration over to bad TV from the below deck feed so that you're doing you're doing the right thing You're doing the Lord's work. This is what Jesus Christ wants you to do guys. We have to break down below deck episode 7 Possibly I actually really like this episode. There's a lot of stuff going on. Emma is Emma's ray gun. Mm-hmm. Emma ray gun famously I forget what version of this show was was on lasted a total of two episodes smoked a lot of cigarettes Yeah, I didn't really know what she was saying at any given time. She was fired Emma reminds me of me when I was 23 years old, like just fresh out of college, very averse to work in work environments, loved smoking, right? Yeah.

Loved Marlboro 27s. Yeah. I was fried. I had all this work I wasn't doing and it was making me extremely anxious so I had to smoke. But so Emma's useless, Cloyce is useless. Danny is, I think she might be more of a pig than Gary King. And that's a big, that's a big thing to say. But I think it's worth, you know, the thought experiment. I thought it was a really fun episode. 89 pots.

When guys are sex addicts in their, in 20s or 30s, we call them pigs. When females are a hordy. Hosses? We call them hosses? No, we call them free spirits. I love Danny, by the way. How many pots did you give it? 89, a lot of pots actually.

Okay, I love this episode a lot because it was a true example of incompetence being thrusted upon Florida, not the wealthy because we no longer have millionaires chartering these boats. We now have eight people that can scrape together 20 grand to be served family style. Oh my God. I can't wait to get to that dinner. Cloyce, I've said this before in a past episode, so I'm repeating myself. I love the guy. I think he has a real shot at some longevity on this show. That being said, he has that immaturity level

that doesn't realize he's a complete imbecile. It's wonderful to be young. When do you lose that? Me, it was, oof, I didn't really shape up till I was in my late 20s, early 30s. They say that's when a male's brain is fully developed. Yeah. Yeah.

It's, it's like something happens to you where you get your teeth kicked in and you're like, Oh my God, I've been wrong about everything. Yeah. That's usually right around then. Yeah. He's in it. He, he, he could be good on this show. I think that a major impediment to him being good on the show is being fired next episode.

Yeah. Yeah. And that could happen. I'm also looking forward to the teaser where somehow our beautiful yacht is inches from smashing into the starboard bow of another boat. I was talking to my darling, Cecilia, while we were watching, she was like, she saw the trailer for next week. She was was like how does that happen all the time it's like how is it how do we have an emergent situation every season where there's a boat careening into the side of another boat well Cece watch the show yeah you'll know also just a couple complaints here no more days of our Sea Rat lives I've

asked producers to please edit this stuff out. I don't give a flying shit what's going on between Daisy and Gary's relationship. And I finally came full circle on this. I would not dislike Daisy this much this season had she not been teamed up with Gary. It's Gary is the, there are apples in a basket and Gary's all the rotten ones

and therefore it makes her rotten as well. Yeah, if you have a Fiji, right? And it's in a, oh a Fuji, sorry. I always get confused with the nice bottled water. You know, Fiji's really got up their game. If they put it in glass, I mean, they could charge people you know, $13 a bottle. My wife would buy a case of that a week.

Tell me. She likes expensive heavy things and she also likes places that have long lines. You're telling me I had to get two crates of Mountain Valley spring water the other day. The leader bottles, okay What a fucking I mean you gotta call Whole Foods in advance. Mm-hmm. It's a nightmare. But anyways, let's say you got a Fuji apple, right? It's a clean fresh one.

And it's sitting in a bad, Pat's looking at me like, can we please get this into this room? No, no. Let's say you got a- No, I want to learn. Let's see you got a, well you're actually teaching me sensei, but you've got a Fuji apple right now, it's all clean and you're ready to eat it. But it's been, it's sitting on top of a rot in the Fuji. Beneath it, right?

Just kind of leaned against it. And you pull it up and it's got this kind of residue from the kind of rotted fucking, you know, indented old dead zombie flesh of the other one. And you go, I don't want to eat this. That's what de he said he is. Unfortunately. Yeah. That's exactly right. How many pots do you give it? I give it 80 knots. Yeah, that's a lot. Would you like me to start the episode off?

No, I would not like you to start the episode off because I want to do a little recap of last week. Remember? Oh, I did it again. Oh, I did it again. Yes. Emma was having a panic attack because everyone around her is good at everything. And she's a little bit like a bad robot. Um, she doesn't do anything. She just smokes and overheats. Yeah. Those smoking robots. Yeah. Honey, why'd we buy this thing? It's supposed to be vacuumed.

Yeah. Oh no, we got the smoking one. It just smokes and it complains about everybody being passive aggressive. So Deanna and Danny are feuding over the three beans stuff. There's building tensions between these two. And Danny moved on from five star general C-Rat Keith to Gary, who is a dirt bag. And that's right where we leave off. And Gary has his head in his hands going,

oh my God, I can't believe. I can't believe I did it again. He says that what's particularly concerning about this one is that he sees her like a little sister. Yeah. Don't say that again, cause you might bang her. I was gonna. Also, Gary, did you see her like a little

sister before or after you stuck your tongue in her face? Yeah. This is what I have to say about Gary. Gary just likes to know he can. Yeah. I think he's a fucking sex addict. This pig would fuck the family dog if he thought it would be a challenge. And I hope it would be a pit bull and bite that thumb of a thing he calls a dick off. Yeah, Rhino. I could fuck a Rhino in two seconds. Yeah, you could. 100%. You know, we chatted with some sea rats in the past and allegedly Gary's junk down there looks like a baked Cheeto with less charm. Allegedly. A baked Cheeto with less charm? Yeah, yeah. They're beautiful. You ever have a bag of Cheetos, baked ones? Oh, they crunch in your mouth. His penis looks like that, with less charm.

Are you talking about the puffs? Oh, yeah, the puffs. Yeah, yeah. Are you talking about the baked? The baked Cheetos. They're about an inch and a half. But does it look like a Cheeto with the ridges and the cracks? Or is it like a puff? I think it's more puffy. Okay. I love them

Very charming yeah in the end Gary's Gary Sorry Getting too preoccupied with that image So it's orange like his face. We, we move on to Danny and Danny she has quagmire energy. They ask her if she would kiss Gary again and she goes, Oh yeah. Yeah. What? It's like, what a free spirit. Can I, I love her., what a free spirit. I love her. She's a free spirit. This is the problem breaking down the fourth wall.

She's been watching Gary on television for four years and somehow he's a prize to her. Well, are we at the next morning? In the world of the blind, the one-eyed man. Is King. Gary. Yeah. So, um, yes, we do move on. We rise. Danny and Keith have a little chat. She implies that she stayed up with Gary. A little landmine planted in the soil there. Yeah. So while she tells us she wasn't going to share those details with Keith, to that I ask, why not? The kiss was more meaningless than a new Coldplay record.

Ha ha ha. Yeah than a new Coldplay record. Yeah. I hate Coldplay. I, I, um, I do not like Coldplay, um, because I feel like I'm in a target whenever I hear them. And I, I'm not saying that I'm in a target when I hear them. I'm saying that when I hear them, I'm transported into a target, but, um, it's amazing how, you know, there are lots of things in life that remind you of how stupid we are as a society. Millions of people going to Coldplay concerts is one of them, but they have amazing shows. So maybe I'm just a cynical asshole. Yeah, they're fun. Yeah, they're

super fun live. So Keith and Emma chat and This will be we're gonna get to the Keith and Emma chat at the end Emma's ray gun. I mean, there's just nothing more to say she Okay, does it make it even more odd that Keith's seeking advice from her It does let me ask you something and and this is gonna sound satirical, but I want you to actually answer this. Fair enough. What would be more helpful to the crew,

Emma or a raccoon? The raccoon keeps everybody awake and alert. I'm gonna go with raccoon. The raccoon is the answer. Emma, we're enjoy watching you and you're a lovely person and maybe we'll get an opportunity to talk to you in the future but you're gonna call balls and strikes here. I feel bad sometimes. Okay, I don't. I call balls and strikes. You rub the

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What are you going to do, freaking SoulCycle classes? No, go to row.co slash below deck. Love you. You fuck. Daisy asked the girls to get the bar ready. I think Danny or Deanna outright refuses. This one's got a very strange attitude. I don't know what she thought she signed up for.

But it wasn't work. So let's get to it. We have to get to the preference sheet meeting. So it's an eight-person charter. And it's another one of those short charters too. Short charters. This is going to be dentists and realtors. Well, I think only one realtor in there.

The bulk of the people on this charter, I think, at least five to three is in fact, people that work on people's rotting teeth. Now, people who have listened to the show know my disdain for dentistry. I think that it's a lazy profession. I think that there have been no advancements in this space in some time.

And a dentist could tell me, oh, we've done all the shut up. No, you haven't. Why are you gagging me when I come into your why have a point? Why is floss the only thing that can do this? Why are you guys not figuring something out that makes this less painful, less boring, less awful? I hate dentists. I am not a litigious person. But this dentist last year, to be fair, I was on a budget, I had a tooth pulled for 400 bucks this guy ripped my gums apart it didn't heal for five months and now I have a scar on the side of my gums a bump he literally to

get the tooth out he started working from the side it hurt like hell I know these people are medieval torturers but but you have to, and also there's no insurance for them, so you have to pay them out of, like, dude, it's a racket. These people are just sociopaths that have found a profession that allows them to inflict pain on people in an antiquated way for cash. Now I want to ask, I'm sure we have some listeners out there that are dentists.

Change your job This is old Patty's question I've heard that about year two in actually practicing dentistry. You are overcome with depression Yeah, you're staring at people's rotting faces all day. Yeah, you go This is what I'm gonna do for the rest of my life and also yeah You went to school for six years or whatever it is, right? Yeah, you're stuck with it, right and In people they come in there. I'm always miserable I never seen someone with a smile on their face walk into the dentist's office. No, are you depressed?

There's more hope in an oncologist's office and that guy has to look at old man's assholes all day. No Well, that's not what an oncologist is. What kind of doctors that I think it's a cancer. Yeah, that's not what an oncologist is? No. What kind of doctor is that? I think it's a cancer. It's an oncologist? Well, if you're one of those... Proctologist. You're talking about a proctologist. Proctologist listeners out there, do you sometimes think that you might want to jump off a building? Yeah, well that's the other thing about dentists, you know, and we'll get back to Sean in a second, but you know, they've been staring down the barrel of a career of looking at people's mouths for the rest of their life And maybe they're passionate about it. I don't know how you could be but because of that crippling existential

Hydraulic press that's coming down on them They have this lobotomized kind of Stepford veneer of happiness and it's creepy. Yeah, I gotta know. Come on, hit us up in the comments. I can't stand dentists. So you can't go wrong with a Caesar salad. They're going to want a Caesar salad. Cloyce will give them a play on it. The way that McDonald's does a play on a cheeseburger. Yeah, that was quite the play. Yeah. He's confident that this is going to be as smooth and sexy as he wants it to be. Now, Gary tells Emma to scrub the bottom of the boat. Emma outright refuses as well. Mm-hmm. Jesus Christ, these sea rats. I mean, it's just crazy.

Listen, we can't just have people, we can't have a boat full of keiths, you know? It'd be boring. Right? That's true. But I, and also I think that she might be right because we cut to a scene of her just walking and she almost falls off the fucking boat. So I'm telling you, a raccoon would be better. I think there's going to be some entertainment value to come. I've chatted with Emma. It's gonna be fun. Okay. So the dentists arrive, uh, Dr. Contessa, do we have a, it's Dr. Contessa. Do we have a? It's Dr. Contessa. Yeah, so I I caught that as well. That's married to medicine and she's I believe that new season debuts this week. God

Bravo. But she's not. That's not the same person. No different people, but we already had Dr. Contessa on the show. That's right. You can understand why I was a bit of I was in a bit of a toilet. I caught that as well. Now Davadil, Davadil lets us know he'd have sex with all of them. Yeah, and you know what the gloves are off. Davadil, your name's Lothar. Creeps are named Lothar. They live in the bottom of boat and they don't get to have sex with Milk Dentist. They watch Dr. Phil all day eat raw meat. No more Lothar. Call him Lothar. I like Lothar.

I also like Daffodil. But I do think that every time we see Daffodil and or Lothar, we have he's amazing. OK? He is amazing. Daffodil is my favorite person on the boat, far and away. OK? Because every time we see him, he's breeded kind of a new segment called another weird moment with Daffodil.

Like every time he comes on the screen, he just says something really weird. And this time it was unfortunately my dentist is my sister boyfriend. He's Hispanic, right? He's Hispanic, right? Unfortunately, my day semi sisters boyfriend and I would like to have a milf working on my teas. Now I think that'd be fucking cool too. That'd be cool as shit. Well, all I've had is old men that smile too much. Yeah. You know, get a, wouldn't it be cool to have a big fat sack of boobs in your face wall with like a hot milk is working That'd be so cool. All right. So speaking of chill at one point

I and I'm not sure when this is speaking of chill and fat sacks of tits MC tells her husband that her friend with the boisterous boobs just got a boob job Uh-huh, and he looks over and he's like, fuck you. Yeah, she did. Yeah. Nice. He did. He gave one of those looks.

Yeah. Um, all right. So Gary and the girls have a little chat. Well this is, I believe when Danny and Emma decide to awk at Gary in the bridge. What is awk at? Uh, stare at in a creepily way. Oh. They're into him.

Both of them would probably double team him. Yeah. And they do it in front of Daisy, which annoys Daisy because A, they're not doing work and B, Gary's and her really have a close relationship and they might end up with each other someday. So, we don't care about that because that's the days of our Sea Rat lives. And it's essentially meaningless. The most boring murder documentary of all time. Well, Gary lets Daisy know that he and Danny had a little, quote unquote, sneaky kiss.

I mean, assuming because he thinks this will get her jealous, hence create a storyline that no one cares about. Fuck off Cheetos, Dick. No one gives a fuck. Yeah. I think Cheeto-Dick has a better ring to it. Just putting that out there. Okay day the Listen Danny's fun. Danny's bringing the heat and the season is salvaged by a lot of Danny's piggishness But Danny is a big yeah, which is a free spirit. She's talking to Gary. She's just like fucking If you'd been Keith I'd been rooted. All right. It's like Jesus Christ. And she's like, good day to get rail.

Hey, she's having a good time. Come on. That's what your 20s are for. 100% So, um, Daisy, yes, this psycho analytical moment. Psycho babbles always tough to hear because it's usually coming from somebody with no wisdom and shape or form. They read a book or listen to a podcast. But coming from Daisy to Gary is particularly insulting to the ears but he treasures her her opinion so that's why he tells her that she's crazy and to fuck off. Okay so we tell things break Cloyce is sick. He says that, you know, he says that he's young, single, and that when he can't

get his sleep, he is less than right. Cloyce is like, I feel like every generation just does this where we get older and we go, we turn into Clint Eastwood, we're pointing our guns. That's right. Get off my lawn. And we go, yeah, that generation's a bunch of fucking pussies. But seriously though. That's true, and their music sucks. And their music sucks.

And Saturday Night Live sucks. Saturday Night Live does suck. It's horrible. If you notice, their cast, which is about 25 people, now rarely gets seen on any skits because they're just using famous actual funny comedians from past seasons. Dana Carvey. That new guy that had like the Ricky Ricardo guy, he is, I cannot stand that guy. Sounny but there are some fun stuff let us know get in the comments list of you like Saturday night

life okay so he gets the news that dinner is gonna be late and he uses that to go sleep question Dylan yeah did we not have a lunch I don't think we did. He was preparing and I thought he was preparing the lunch and then we never seen the guests sit down and eat. We probably got a lunch, but they probably just didn't show it. Huh. There's no way.

Cloyce, hit me up in our DMs and let me know if you made a lunch that day. The chefs really get pissed on this show when we interact with them. Yeah. They generally say, they feel like they were. Yeah, we've had their bad interactions with with with chefs. Chefs really are crazy. Such a chip on their shoulders. Like dude you're in a

fucking dungeon cooking for people. Oh by the way I don't feel like I'm giving any spoilers here because they released a trailer. Season three of Dan and Da just launched. Checked it out our friend of the show Zarina is the chef in the new season Oh, yeah, she's really the only one that we've ever liked. Yeah, I like chef Ruby True. Huh? Who was the Scottish guy? He was really nice. Oh Jack. Yeah, I know he was nice Okay, so we get a carousel of uselessness from the Sea Rats. Cloyce is told to write something on a cake. He says That's not chill and Emma is told to write something on a cake. He says, that's not chill. And Emma is continuing to just watch people work.

Raccoons would do that. But they would be really cute. Now, Dill, in the comments, let us know if you think raccoons are cute. Let us know. Did we already go sailing? Yeah. All right.

This was not an impressive sail. I think painter's tape would have kept the knife drawer dry because the lean was so minimal. Dried spit maybe. Okay and then you already cut to the cake thing but did you catch where Daisy, I wasn't sure this was an anniversary or an engagement, an anniversary slashing engagement. So Daisy goes to inform Cloyce this of this important celebration and she asked him given that it was such an important occasion, what dessert would he create? And I believe he mentioned that Domino's Pizza

sells that brownie cake. And he can just make something out of that. He said, he said, that's all he said. Yeah. Yeah, that's all he said. I think he also said he saw a half-eaten cheesecake next to a homeless guy. And he might be able to salvage it.

Dust that up. Hey, do you want to comment on the two dentists getting engaged in such a latter stage? What do you think happened with these two? Well, probably this is definitely a second or third marriage. Only one of them still has their house. Right.

And yeah, look, it's never too late to find the person that you love forever. Thank you. All right. Danny has sexual tension with everybody on the boat, she says, and Deanna is jealous of that. Don't be. Don't be jealous of having sexual tension with everybody on the boat she says and Deanna is jealous of that. Don't be. Don't be jealous of having sexual tension with Gary King and acting on it. That's nothing to be jealous about. So Cloyce wakes up and he says that it made a big difference.

Daisy asks him what he's doing for dessert and he says that's a good question. doing for dessert and he says that's a good question. Okay, so Deanna is pissed. She had to remove a stain and make blue salt, right? And that's a lot. Okay. Yeah. She's pretty unenthusiastic about her job. Someone needs to step in as a supervisor and speak with this young lady. She's got a bad attitude. Where'd you go there? Oh, I was just saying. she really has a poor attitude. Can I do some mean-whiles here? Have you ever had to have, I need you to step up your game conversations with younger people?

At one point, I employed 20 people, never fired a single person. I'd always have the acting manager have those tough conversations. Yeah. Yeah. You don't like confrontation. I do those tough conversations. Yeah. Yeah. You don't like confrontation. I do not like confrontation. Yeah. I, you know, I'm not averse to it, but you know, I've had a couple of those conversations before. One of them ended

up punching a wall. I was with you. I heard the punches. That guy's a real fucking jackass. So yeah, they can be very dangerous. You know what I mean? Okay, so Deanna is working on the salt, working on the stain, and Danny says, I need you to come up and take a sunset picture with me. And Deanna, instead of saying, I'm a little too busy, there will be a sunset tomorrow, you know, probably, you know, barring any kind of catastrophe, goes up there and really just throws a bit of a hissy fit. You know what I mean?

She's really very upset about everything. And she takes the picture. But then, oh, go ahead. I believe she expresses to Danny that her and I will have their moment to hash this out, because she's not happy with her. No, she's really not happy. All right, so let's get to the seafood extravaganza,

served out of troughs for the pigs celebrating their engagement. This was as close to that warm, warm day at Todai as you can get. Yes, yes, a famous story, a famous story. Now, the dent as close to that warm, warm day at Todai as you can get. Yes. Yes. It's a famous story. Now the dentist had up for dinner and they say that dentists are very type A people. Um, I guess. Would you say dentists are type A people? Runs the gamut. I think they're into other things.

At some point, they're type A, but not about their actual job. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like type A. They're really into the Porsche that they plan on buying. Right, right, right, right. They got it on eBay. So they give them a toast, something blue, right?

It's a blue margarita. And the beautiful thing about this margarita is that it looks like nuclear waste, right? It's a, it's a something blue margarita and the beautiful thing about this margarita is that it looks like nuclear waste, right? And it is not filled all the way to the top. There's barely any ice in it, right? So just filled, filled the glass. Um, but they say that we got this for you and then someone, one of the drunk fucking realtors, it's always the realtors, they go, something blue. And I was thinking, like, that's very sweet, but there's a longer list. It's not just something blue. Is it something new, something borrowed, something blue? So I think we've got one thing checked. They got one. Wow. Done completely by accident. So, the only, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so we get to the first course. Ah, Caesar. Now, you know my thoughts on a Caesar, right? I'm very passionate about Caesar, okay? It's the king of salads, and it's a perfect food, right? But Cloyce delivers what is essentially the roadkill version of a Caesar salad. Kind of hammed up only in name, which makes it even more like roadkill. You know, there's a spectrum of roadkill, right? There's clipped roadkill that has kind of laid in waste and pain and died, but fairly preserved.

Then there's roadkill that was completely obliterated. It looked like it got hit by a nuclear weapon, right? When you say that this is a play on Caesar's salad and you serve a dead wet pile of lettuce that smells like fucking shit it's really insulting to the people that are paying for the vacation here was the shocking part the fact that Cloyes came out to present it you know as the chef yeah seemed a little premature his his entrance yeah I think he's smoking blunts. He's like, he goes upstairs and says, this is a plan of Caesar salad. And that's about it.

Now, to be fair, Caesar salad was at the top of these, uh, people's request in that preference sheet. And of course they're from Florida. And I'm surprised they didn't request breadsticks. Why not make this full circle? Make it an evening at the Olive Garden. Right, right, right. Chicken alfredo. Oh. Little fried lasagna. I've shared this story before but real quick, my wife and I, two days before we were going to go in the hospital to have my wife give birth to Ellie, our first child, we ate at the Olive Garden as a goof. And I said, can you imagine if we got in a car accident and both died?

And the newspaper would say, couple expecting new baby, die after meal at Olive Garden. You'd be like, that's America. That's America. And the sad parts about it. Yeah. In the end, they- What'd you get?

Lasagna. You love lasagna. Oh yeah. How was the lasagna? You know, it's not bad there. There's a reason why there's a line out the door on Saturdays and Sundays. I don't think it's bad. Or date nights. I don't think it's bad. It's not like Italian food, quote unquote,

but it's not bad. I think the Olive Garden has found its little place in America and cuisine. Well, many companies have found that slot, right? So we have an infrastructure and a scaffolding in America to kill the citizenry as quickly as possible. That's right. And they are one of the many outfits that does that.

Can you imagine RFK, if he gets his hands on this, and he comes out, and I just have a report on all of Gartner. Oh, no. He says, everything in here is designed to kill you. Oh yeah, absolutely. It just tastes so good, Bobby. Bob, come on. This is Trump.

Bob. I'm not going to do Trump. It's too sensitive right now for a lot of people. Too sensitive, no politics. But no, I mean, like, you know, you can't. This is the thing that, and people have a lot of criticisms around certain politicians because of this. You have to weigh the idea and the responsibility

and the spirit of your choices, right? Sure, endless breadsticks. I mean, it's essentially like suicide, right? But the joy that it gives people. I don't think suicide ever tasted that good. No! Right? So you can't just rip that away from people. And it's a profitable thing. You know, Red Lobster tried to do endless shrimp. Shrimp's expensive. Yes. Cancerous foam core breadsticks, not expensive. So good for Olive Garden. Let's get to the red lobster portion of the evening.

Are we referring to family style? Yes, family style seafood extravaganza, which is green beans. As a rule for fine dining, I would say, and it's no fault of the green bean you know I think the green beans are slept on but green beans have been tarnished by a decades long kind of stigmatic culinary scarlet letter right there they're usually associated with casseroles and

limpness and flavorlessness so if we're gonna do a seafood extravaganza maybe let's not serve soaking wet soppy almond green beans with people or to people right okay so we get lobster tails prawns and scallops. The scallops are pale and unseared. They look disgusting. The lobster is almost rotted in a way that it looks dead again. If you- It died twice.

If you killed the lobster and it lost its faculties and was laying their limp, it's almost like when you cook lobster, it tenses back up and it pl its faculties and was laying there limp. It's almost like when you cook lobster, it tenses back up and it plumps, right? This looks as though it regained life and then was a little bit like an anache. I didn't even see the prawns, but they were probably disgusting too.

This is the plating on this dish, on this dinner is abysmal. Again, I think he is smoking promethazine blunt somewhere on this boat. He's completely out of it. And we haven't even gotten to dessert. Okay. Can we just one side note on family style for expensive dinners. They paid a lot of money, I guess. Yeah. Family style, it's in the name. You serve it with your family, not coworkers, not people that are at the same party as you.

I hate family style because it's always so uncomfortable. I'm like, Oh, there's one more egg roll over there. Okay. Should I take that egg roll? I don't want to be rude and then think I'm eating all this food. My birthday party this summer, which had 20 people, was not supposed to be family style. It drove me nuts that it ended up being family style. It took away from the experience because people were like, oh, can I, is that our bladder of that? Right, right, right. I just fucking hate it. Family style, if you're going to do it, has to be

either in a rustic setting, right? Like you have to be on, in a, you know, somebody's farm in Italy. I like that. You know? Or it can be, there are certain contexts wherein it makes sense. If you're at like a nice Chinese restaurant and there's a lazy Susan, right?

That's family style, but you're fine with that. Dave Chang made his bones with family style, but what he does with family styles he makes it very ornate if you're gonna go family style it's gonna be the most expensive thing on the menu and it's gonna be this very you know pompous thing where it's a $300 duck right and there's all this stuff but you can't just serve dead lobster twice dead lobster that's right play it also it shows a lack of care or pride in your work.

Because when you think about a chef or high-end cuisines, the portions are also a part of it. The chef is saying, I think that this should be the right portion for this particular bite. This kid's an idiot. So Cecilia is drunk. Yes. Yeah.

Is she the one that hates family style? Yeah. By the way, if you don't think that production cattle prodded Captain Glenn out there to ask them how their dinner was, I got one for you. They 100% did that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Glenn deals. How's dinner? Glenn doesn't care. I think he doesn't like confrontation either. No, he's very chill. He's very Canadian. Now Cloyce knocks dinner or dessert right out of the park. Oh yeah.

He makes a kind of like Spider-Man and Venom trifle. Just blue and disgusting. And he writes, congrats on a plate and shit brown frosting. Can you imagine waiting up all night for this? And my favorite thing is that the husband who has been shackled to this table when his wife wants to go to bed, says, here comes something. He sees what they are bringing up and he sees the blue raspberry looking foam in wine glasses and he goes, this is gonna be something. And what it was, was somebody who's baked out of their mind,

delivering a plate of unfit dessert 30 minutes late to people who are paying $20,000 for the trip is zero pop zero now Daisy and Gary make up before they go to bed care Daisy says it's it's time you grow up and If I was a betting man I would say that he won't. Oh I did it again. Oh no I did it again. Now Daisy gives some some

feedback to Cloyce. The guests were very pissed and you should do better and Cloyce does not receive feedback. Now my problem with Daisy in the beginning was that she didn't have enough ammunition to be hard on Cloyce in the beginning. She set him up for failure that night one and then was pissed about him. So I thought that was a little unfair.

Now we've had multiple instances of Cloyce just completely fucking off. That's right. So go for it. Now, Cece and, oh no, no not we're not at bedtime yet. Sorry. We're not? Okay. Cece and Dr. Contessa have a bet of burying the hatchet. You know Cece's very drunk and she's bringing up things that I think happened in high school. Possibly. You know how- Maybe a dentist school. I think it has to do with sleeping with a

boyfriend or something like that. Oh, yes. People hold on to those things. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's a rotten thing to do. Now, Emma complains that the guys are a little pissed off at her. And it's understandably so because she just

smokes and overheats. But we get to her crushing the night shift. She gets to work quickly by listening to a dating podcast and sleeping. Emma Nil Parsifal Five. She says that she can help with the swim platforms the next morning and just stands there. Now, Keith says after being just watched, again,

this is where a raccoon would be like, you know, there's a little bit more like, well, you can tell a raccoon to get out of here, get out of here, or he could just sit there and you could be like, Hey, buddy, how you doing? You know, he's kind of a mascot, you know what I mean? He sees her doing absolutely nothing. And after she has offered her help and then rescinded it very quickly, he says, you know, you can just go to bed if you want. And she goes, well,

yeah, I'm pretty fucking tired. The, the warped, like the warped reality of the the guys attacking her is a sight to behold it's really crazy. I'm I'm wondering if it was her responsible for that you know whole yacht floating into another one in the middle of the night. I think it might be but we'll have to see. Now let's get to the next day. Next morning. Danny and Gary. Well they end things? Yeah, he lets her down. Whatever she thought it was.

But don't worry Danny, there's always tomorrow. There'll be alcohol. His ego will be more fragile than a spider web with a school of the blind on a field trip. And he'll try and have sex with you again. Yeah, and you can taste all those cigarettes in his mouth. That's cool. Now when he lets her down, she has an OTF right and

productions asking her about this and she looks like she's going to cry. It's crazy. Now we have dueling narratives with Daisy and Gary. Emma continues with this passive aggressive attack complaint and the real story, the reality of the situation is told by Keith who is a prude, but also sweetheart He's just confused. He's like, I'm just trying to help her and she keeps smoking and saying I'm bullying her It's really crazy and Gary's like I'll have a chat to her and have sex with her so let's get to breakfast budget hotel large format vat eggs and Activia in bowls of ice.

So what I ate last time I stayed at a motel six and it was one of those more upscale motel sixes. Now Daisy sees this and she goes to Captain Glenn and necessarily so drops a dime. She does. I like, I have no problem with her doing this. Me neither. Yep. So she says, I think no problem with her doing this. Me neither. Yep. So she says, I think I can handle this. And Glenn says, are you sure?

Because there are an all creatures Phil, but are you sure? Turns out she cannot because this conversation does not go well. But before we get there, Deanna and Keith have a chat and she drops a dime of her own. She tells Keith that Daisy or Danny and Gary hooked up. Do you think that this was vengeance? I don't know what this was but it was kind of out of left field for Deanna. I thought she was just that crazy Ukrainian chick just walking around being mad at the world. Yeah and I think start shit on the boat. Yeah people have corrected us and said that she's actually Portuguese Oh, okay. She's I couldn't she's whatever the hell I want. I couldn't care less. She is a Ukrainian spy

Who is not good with working? That kind of ends the evening Daisy and Cloyce do not have a productive conversation and we'll see how many episodes you have Cloyce I Cloyce do not have a productive conversation. And we'll see. How many episodes do you have of Cloyce? I think he probably gets one more charter. And if he behaves in the same way in the previous three, he's out of here. All right.

Get in the comments. Let us know about the things that we asked you to let us know about. Rest in peace, Anne Heish. Rest in peace, Cloyce, possibly. And we'll see if the boats run into one another. Probably not next week. Oh, do you think they're just teasing that

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