Kill James Bond! - Friendships to Cherish | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S3 E17

Episode Date: June 21, 2022

Dylan, Nick and Pat are back to talk cheese, Apollo 13, hero edits, goodbyes, cheese, ads, and how excited we are for these reunions. Thanks for listening to this entire season with us! Our recap of Below Deck Med starts July 11th! Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Down Under, Below Deck Sailing Yacht seasons 1 & 2 AND Love is Blind Season 2.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetworkVideo of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw?sub_confirmation=1This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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do 35 dollar per line connection charge apply, ctmobile.com. It was the music from Apollo 13 when they were trying to grab the orbit and use the orbit of the moon to shoot them back to Earth because the Apollo 13 had no power, right? That was the music cue that they used during a scene We're a boat of people are coming towards the boat and I was thinking like cuz it grabbed me You know music can do that to you as a viewer and I'm like

Will that champagne make it in that? Ha ha ha ha ha, great. Shaving glasses. Welcome aboard another Brands Banking New episode of another belowex sailing yacht podcast the season finale babies we have four reunions to cover those so don't worry we'll be back next week I'm Dylan settle up next to one real Nicholas Davis a whole A-matey that produced the podcast over there behind my glasses permission to come aboard for one of the last times. Permission granted. There are no breaks in this game.

Yes. The, the, the, uh, Pat just tried to weasel out of watching the reunions and we said, uh, unfortunately we can't. And he was like, ah, really? We were like, yeah, what do you want to just not watch the reunions? He was like, ah, kind of, yeah. We have ad buys. We can't just not watch the fucking episodes, Pat.

Ah, couldn't we do some else? Ah! The crew is going to leave parsnips five, but we will not be leaving the Pat case. No, we will not be leaving the Pat case. So I guess PSA number one, we're leaving the pad cave. So I guess PSA number one, we're doing the reunions. PSA number two, join us July 13th at the Irvine Improv, ticket still available.

We will be with Kate Casey, and I believe a real housewife. I'm in for Moorange County, maybe one of the earlier seats. Yeah, that should be a fun show. That'll be an interesting green room. Me and a real housewife, just eating mozzarella sticks and talking about the poor. Your wives coming? Of course.

Yeah, I want to make a buy a ticket too. Yeah. The meat and greet, dude. Also, the only way to get in the green room. Patreon.com slash another podcast network and another podcast show, PM show PMZ video content add free episodes go there sign up tell your friends steal their credit cards if they don't sign up steal from them we at K K test a nut house wise. Oh yeah that's right check out Kate

Chastain the Queen of the Sea. So last week I think at the end of the episode I did a call to action hey we need some reviews and you know all right it was getting its results when you do some stupid like that you know that they leave us some uh... leave us five stars on the apple items reviews because some of the maniacs uh... that for some reason listen to an entire episode of fifty minutes of us gabbings

and decide that is at the point of which they will head on over to apple podcast i'm very i know that they hate'm very happy that you brought this up. We just did a Patreon episode where I called out some of our fans and I said openly that I hate them. Now, our editor bleeped out the names. It wasn't my call. I would have left them in, so these people know. But, you know, go fuck yourself. And count it as a stupid again. Markovich is another one of these fucking trolls that are just going to be here.

They always crop up every once in a while. We think that we've gotten rid of them, but then they just come back. These pieces of shit. Scott, I know you're listening and you like me to talk about you. But please, the joke is over. It's burned out. It's been running to the ground, okay? Stop leaving us one-star reviews.

You listen to us. You're like the joke, or you have your little card that you leave, you have your full name, the captain, Scott Minkowitz. This week you left us a review. Geez, guys, you're pitching commercials now. Tough, one-star. I don't like the joke anymore.

And sure, we do. I mean, I would say 37% of our episodes are ads and we need to get better at doing them funny but also quicker. But also docs that guy if you can. You mentioned a 37% of our show is ads. Another, that's a 16% is intro. Giant, giant intro.

Yeah, we gotta work on that. I mean, did you watch this episode? Please to any listeners. Hey Pat Don't be redundant. That's a perfect segue to get into our thoughts and pots. What do you think of the episode? Well, uh, bravo squeeze that rag while we've got it in our hands, buddy Fine bravo If you're listening to me if you don't have the goods okay don't put out a 50-minute episode with a bunch of different lookbacks just whatever last week's episode was

Graphed on another 30 minutes and let's call this a day. Jesus fucking Christ sure sure This the episode was so dumb and stupid and unnecessary right right right Other than that I'm zero knots. Are you tired a fairy? Hey, I got a bunch of weed chocolate. Why don't you pop some weed chocolate? No, it won't it'll energize you man Can I go next? I don't I rarely ask I just went throwing a man I want to render I want an answer here. How come I leave me alone? Dude. We got an answer.

She longed. Yeah, just fucking do weed, old man. Fucking me. I'll tell you what, well maybe I'll do it on the 14th podcast we do today. You are such a sassy little bitch right now. You really are. Do you want it to, have it hit you when you go in your house, you want to have it hit you for the second podcast. Go get the weed. You really are. Do you want it to have it hit you when you go in your house? You want to have it hit you for the second podcast.

Go get the weed! You have to get the weed. You have to get the weed. It's the only thing that'll make you palatable right now. You're too grumpy and you're too tired. By the way, you want to hear a grumpy old man. Listen to my show PMZ, Dylan Kappa accusing me of being a dick on that show.

Dylan, he was so angry on that episode. Was I? Yes. Yeah, I have no recollection. People loved it. Well Dylan's gathering of thoughts, I think we're having Britenian from Below Deck down under this. We leave the questions in the Facebook group.

Nick Goenex. Thank you. I will start my review off. My official thoughts and knots off with the same word that Pat did, but in a different context. Context. I would say Bravo, Bravo. you off my official thoughts and knots off with the same word that Pat did, but in a different context. Context. I would say Bravo, Bravo.

I thought it was a great job of finale. You are definitely a victim of all that's going on in your life, Pat, because you can't just sit down and enjoy a nice bow on what's been, I would say, the best season ever of a below deck in any iteration of the franchise. You once told me you would cry at the finales of real, real world. Yeah, right. That's the feeling I didn't cry because.

I did, I teared up. I'm taking notes as I'm doing it. So it's really hard to get emotional. But I got my cat on my chest. I'm writing the notes and CeeDogs talking about how you need to cherish these friendships and I got a little teary-eyed, I'm being honest.

It's incredible. The two of us are addicted to silver linings, but you grumpy shit pants. Or just a huge bummer. And listen, the biggest bummer is that I got all these new flavors of this freaking Lafamilia chocolate and you won't go get it. I got mint chip, I got marzipan, I got caramel, I mean we need to- You got caramel?

Yeah, we need to try these. Alright, I'll take a piece of caramel. Look at how fatigued he is. Go to YouTube, see Pat Fall. Well another thing I love about this finale is the matrices of relationships. You mentioned how Colin is talking about, like, how sad he is. I mean, there's, first of all, there's the two, some of Daisy and Gary, which is made up and just to get us excited because I think Barnaby posted that one picture of,

it's official, Daisy and Gary and the Interwebs, the below deck, Interwebs went crazy. So I think below deck then hopped on that. This day after that. I'm so happy that you are saying this right now. Yeah, so that's definitely not real. But besides that, there's the two sum of Daisy and Gary, which is cute nonetheless, even though it's a facade. There's the three sum of the bros, the giggle squad.

The giggly bros, Colinos Colin marcos and Gary and then you have the core four daisy Glenn Gary and Colin It's it's an incredible cast that I could have missed and I I just hope we're able to retain some of them Marcos can leave because I'm sick of his fucking hero edit right right right but too much too much 95 May and this is in the context of read of Too much, too much, 95, nay. And this is in the context of finale, 100, that is unbelievable.

The Metal Gear Solid of my below deck reunion. So listen, the Zelda Ocarina of Time. I am right in step with you on pretty much everything you said. You gotta listen back, Pat. I am like grumpy pants over there. I hated this episode. I thought it was a terrible episode. Too many, too many, too many, too many congratulatory kind of pets on the back and, you know, great job. And, you know, great job, and you know, all of these things, and just a lot of work, you

know. But the reason why a seasoned finale, this piss-pork, can be lifted is because of the strength of this cast. When you see the core force standing there, around that tiny little table that they all shovel fucking food down at, Before they go, serve the wealthy. I mean, it is the best cast the show has ever assembled. And it's why sailing yacht is now, I don't know about you guys, it's definitely my favorite offshoot of the franchise. It's the best captain, we've got C-dog.

They sail. They sail and the glasses turn into grenades. It's just the best version of this show. With that being said, this Pacific episode zero pots. Zero zero. Big times. Yeah. Shame on you.

Are we going to wrap up the season at some point? Yeah, well, good at the end. Okay, cool. But at the end of the reunion, I guess, because I have some some pretty poignant analogy I think I'm putting together for for what you guys should expect and and Need out of a finale to be considered good. So Nick said all was was Speaking on the daisy and Gary thing. It's kind of like fetch. Why are you guys trying to make it happen? And it's not as far fetched a thing to happen as fetch is, but it's just

so loud the effort to do it. It's confusing. Now Dylan are you pointing that out because as a wedding ceremony concludes the nobshules, seemingly daisy and Gary make it all about them. Well, not just that, the tease are going into this episode was kind of like uh... a game of thrones recap where we're like nudging people to get ready for something that has been seasons in the making and it's just daisy catching the bouquet the two of them are very couplie almost immediately out of the gate and i'm sure us and all of the American

Audiences thinking he's tried to fuck every single woman aboard this vessel. What are we talking about romance between these two? I did I did I did the numbers He tried to fuck every single girl on that boat except for the weird one, but she doesn't count She's weird. He absolutely though I pointed her to a couple like episodes I think four, five, and six like he threw just these words out or like these lines out to Kelsey where he's just kind of knocking on the door and seeing and she was just stonewalling him like. Right. I'm gonna try to field out with the weird one. A couple times. I tell you look back. don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't that music you don't. The champagne glasses are on the floor and the guests are on their way and we get a split screen, a triptych and royalty-free keyword intense music. Now, I would like to be in the room when this choice is made. I'm intrigued by what the vibe is. Is it everybody coming together and being excited

about this choice? Is it a tyrannical producer who failed at making things that are actually good? What's going on here? I shazam the music. It was the music from Apollo 13 when they were trying to grab the orbit and use the orbit of the moon to shoot them back to earth because the Apollo 13 had no power. That was the music

cue that they used during a scene where a boat of people are coming towards the boat. And I was thinking like because it grabbed me, you know, music can do that to you as a viewer. And I'm like, will that champagne make it in that? A tray of shipping glasses. Yeah. Yeah. Because so many, there are a couple glasses on the floor. You're like, they're right around the corner. I don't think we get them off the floor.

Hi, too. I'm feeling a shipping. I too was getting the same feelings that one would that seeing for heroes who traveled Near to to the outer reaches of our galaxy. Yeah, that same music trying to land that this was the same feeling I had watching the finale a below death Same thing just unbelievable stuff. Let's take a quick break to talk about damn guys Same thing just unbelievable stuff. Let's take a quick break to talk about damn guys If you want sexy time to be sexy then you need to go to Dame products dot com hey Diane holiday shopping all done

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And they also throw rice at them when they arrive. Not sure what this was, but it seemed fun. Oh, it's actually a pretty much banned in the United States now. It's a tradition that's long ago been since stopped because it'll blow up pigeon stomachs. Actually, that's the old wives' tales, but you're not supposed to do it anymore

because then rice is everywhere. But people used to throw rice when people walked out of churches. You didn't know that? They should have that same. And then kill a when people walked out of churches. You didn't know that? They should have that same... And then kill a penguin with a granger, right? And then you drive off in a limo with cans, tied to it. Sure. They should just marry.

They should ban those boxes of presents that open up with fucking confetti. My daughter's two year old birthday was like last year, they're still confetti in that fucking couch where you're sitting. So Marcos is ready for a great dinner, but despite his preparedness, there is one thing that can ruin this.

Daisy's anarchy, right? Because for some reason, she's decided to take the wedding reception dinner off and leave Ashley to the gastro-sensitive wolves. But once again, M. Nightshammy, man, dinner is absolutely fine because the job isn't that hard. First up, we've got tuna, carpaccio with apple wood smoke and cherry capers. Next up, Tomahawk's lid on fire, table side,

because you know, these people love a little David Blaine with their food. And it's just the perfect intersection. And I'm sorry to stop on the food, but as you guys know, Marcos is my close friend in Confedant I visited his restaurant downtown LA and when we sat down and we observed Marcos as I was too nervous to approach the cast Initially, but then I Talked to them and they became no, and then they became our close friends in Confedant's but

Marcos loves bringing out the torch He was he was sure he was torched. I don't even know if it was part of people's meals, but he was just coming out with the torch, and he was just, he was just fucking rabble rousing. I love Marcos, but the hero edit is really getting to me. Yeah, it really, really. What does he have?

Oh yeah, he's banging on the pizza. So next up, a magnificent wedding cake, cranked out of a closet at the bottom of a boat. It's a terrific meal, but let's not kid ourselves here. It's fucking surf and turf again. You know, I know you let the stakes on fire and you put smoke in the bowls that didn't really fit the rim of the fish, but it's tuna and it's steak. I would be grumpy if I was served a meal of just two proteins and a slice of cake.

It's bizarre. It's a really bizarre complexion to a meal. I don't think that's the right word. But what are the guests compared to being a Disneyland? So I think the guests agreed with you, Dylan. 60 pots, but listen, Marcos is second only to Rage. He's done surf and turf 12 times, and has made Gazpacho quite a bit too. But given the fact that he went from a ruthless efficient killer to sensei of the culinary arts, I mean, you got to give him 85 pots for the season.

He's just done a great job. Well, Zattatood helps out too, you know. Bravo. No one wants this. No one wants this. We want two to three chefs a season. That is the recipe pun intended for a good cast chef. And big hairs and omissions.

I damn near guaranteed you guys that we were gonna see sealed beef cheeks on this season. Oh no, that was down under, which either one. We're not seeing beef cheeks. No, we have not. Maybe a below deck adventure, which we'll be covering on our patreon.com, such another podcast network in the fall.

So producer Colin asks, Maybe a below deck adventure, which we'll be covering on our Patreon.com such another podcast network in the fall. So producer Colin asks Daisy how the turd did and tells her that she kicked ass on the beach. Now is the night winds down and the sea rats prepare mentally for what they're about to do to their bodies the next day. The producer Colin once again steps in to set the scene for Daisy and Gary. Anything before the next day. Well, I'll just say Gary now realizing he's

doesn't have a shot at seeing Scarlet's penis garage is going to quickly pivot to, as you pointed out at the top, the only other female crew member that he has not tried to enter. You know, this is a seminal moment because we've constantly had this back and forth about how to refer to the female genitalia in a flowery and polite way and you know I don't like pussy and turns out

sea rat beaver is a little lug gross too but I think we found we finally landed on the the Spirit and penis garage Wow, are we getting better? so Next day next day the sunrise is asked us the opportunity for Marcos's restaurant that Played host to Nick meeting so many of his close friends and confidants Maru Did you eat any of the food there it it it's almost, yeah, it has to be bad. No, no, no, it's good. It's a Venezuelan Korean fusion.

That's right, that's right. And I had the bone marrow. And I actually, honestly, my best friend I made of the night was his business partner. He talked about. He talked about, yeah. Lewis, who literally made his friend, we were talking there as a force on me my Girlfriend Lewis and his like assistant buddy who I thought was just his buddy. We're all shooting the shit

Yeah, and I don't know what I said, but he goes he goes go get him a beer And he made the we're standing waiting for our uber which was like 14 minutes away and he made the guy go get a beer and a plastic cup on the curb and we just chatted. He talked about his favorite Korean restaurants, which names I don't remember. Was he Korean? Yes.

Lewis, Korean. It was wild. God, I hated that story. Did you? Oh, I couldn't stand it. I liked it, no. So the weird one tells a horrific joke and I don't have much to say until the good.

I think it's because you have a passion for the show if I'm going to be honest and you're trying to zoom through it. The lot of what are we talking about? The, well, I don't have much to say until the guests depart actually. A lot of getting ready and working happens here, but Pat. Yeah. How did they tip? They tip pretty good, but forgive me if I may have missed

the detail, I know it's my job. They made 20K with the tip, right? They didn't set it up for person. Thank you, they never, they never, they didn't even bother put the chiron up between each person, it's this, they just glossed over that. And then they had the temerity to brag about these sea rats. And again, do a number

that I always hate, which is, hey, season total, 160K. Hey, Captain Glenn, while you're bragging about that, why don't you mention that you're dividing it between 20 people. Right. What's the ultimate number that everybody makes? Yes. Because that is what would make us sad. That's why I like Shark Tank. They go, what were your sales this year? He's like, well, we made a million bucks. Oh, you made a million bucks. Yeah.

What did you, what you clear? $200,000 in debt. We were a lot of vacations. So, Daisy throws actually a bone. She nights her leads to and she's very emotional about this. I'm starting to kind of warm up to Ashley. Talk about it later. Yeah, we're complicated human beings, Dylan.

We can't all just, you know, do we all want to be held to who we are by one moment in time? You know what? Now that you're talking about it, I actually don't like Ash, right? Okay. So there is nothing wrong with taking a little introspective look at yourself, but she has acted. Oh, yeah, she's. She's in choose. So horrible, purse.

She staged a coup. She staged a coup. But all I'm saying is she's working on it. But one thing I did want to know, one very small but important detail of the, they were getting ready. Place your bets. Will this be important? I think I would just take the plus money.

We talked last week about, Don't we have an ad? Oss having an ad? Oh, that would be a great time for an ad. No, no, no, what is... Cliffing them. No, no, no, no. What's sure? I mean, I could do it. I think you should. This is important. Okay. All right, guys, let's take a quick sec. I don't know if it's been 10 minutes, but fuck it. Let's do it. That is a loose, dare I say, made up guideline.

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Yeah, exactly. But, are you one of those people to say, I'm sorry, I'm not right. I'm healthy and I'm ready to get the day started. Yeah, but yeah Are you one of those people to say I'm sorry. I'm not doing it on purpose. Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm Being active. No, I can't not point. I'm like what's happening? Are you one of those people that say Reese's Reese's thank you. Well, some people say that no those are those are yeah, sometimes yeah, yeah, not we We don't even frat nice with those people. You don't say Reese's What do you fucking 90? I don't know how to get this open you already had some though Didn't you I thought oh yeah you had it open?

Nick what is so fucking important oh yeah? Playback is stalled. Don't let technology hold you back. I'm not going to. What is so important is last week we talked about how the editors must be less envious. We wanted more bro time. They gave us more bro time.

And we told them to give us a signal that they are listening and raising gentlemen, I think we have it. Now, what I'm about to show you I think is a one word Frank in edit of them just putting in a little thing it makes no sense in the context of what we're seeing It's a montage of them cleaning like you said furiously and getting ready for the day because this episode of all of them has had the most filler But let's listen is it muted? No muted Is my volume up my volume's up? We're ready to hear that. Let's do it. All right. There is 10 minutes of header

Just to make sure I don't miss yeah or 10 seconds. Okay, 10 minutes would be way too long. Yeah What is it working? How is that possible? What's the auto context this word is? I told you it was important. Case closed. I am um... Why did he say that? I am uh... I'm past angry and I am actually kind of devastated right now.

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in fact, telling us and our listeners that we do edit the show, Nick did not capture a frame of a shattered glass. Grab me a claw, we're in there. He captured somebody saying barnacle, which is just such a huge fucking letdown. But anyways, let's get back to the show. We, there was a weird edit here, Dylan,

which I think you touched on moments ago, which is we get like a total look back on Marcos's journey for whatever reason. They do that with no other cast member. They do a little bit of a look back on Daisy and Gary's relationship. But why Marcos? Why focus in on his journey?

Well, we've already said it so many times why he gets the hero in it, but let's not get in trouble with Bravo and move on. So the sea rats are getting ready. Gary says, let's make like a donkey's dick and hit the road. And I looked this up to see if I was missing something because this little saying

made almost zero sense to me. But these colloquialisms often are a little bit puzzling. You have to kind of drill into them. This was in fact, this is something that people say. It really, it makes zero sense to me. But let's not get hung up on that. Anything before we get to the vans. Great, Barnaby is very Samantha right now. Straight to Ashley's face, quite rude. He says, what the fuck is a leads to it? It means nothing.

Right, you are, but also, ooh. I mean, what are you doing? She's flying high right now. This is the last night of the season, Barnaby. This was very Samantha. I was confused because they as Blodek is want to do the little quick edits between the van. So I didn't know who he said it to.

It was to her face. Yeah, it was to her face. That's out of pocket. Way out of pocket, way out of line. If you're just gossiping in another van about her, that's hilarious. Great, great point. Because like you said very true

Right you just got a participation trophy. Yes was Barnaby the guy later on the episode asked Daisy why she hasn't fucked Gary yet Yeah, he's got a lot of questions well More on Barnaby they speak on whether or not Gary will fuck Daisy. And Barnaby's heart breaks when the people who know Gary the best say, sorry man, yeah it's gonna happen. I love him walking with his head in the clouds, buttoned because he's tall, and also because he doesn't see what's going on. But he has really taken a fancy to Daisy,

and he was really like you say he's just disheartened that this was fair. He's like she would never hurt and then someone's like yes, he would. He's like she would. Absolutely would. Oh no. So they had down to dinner. It's a sloppy, tough Epstein to wake surf.

It is a sloppy menu of chicken skewers and cheese. And the food's already out. But the setting is nice. Barnaby tries to speak Spanish, disaster almost, and soos. He almost orders three more tequila shots than he was going to. What would have ever happened to those if they had the table?

And what would have happened to this program without him? What a great wrench. And such a well-eeled machine. So Captain Glenn has stopped by for a little sustenance before a violent night out and an alibi. When challenged by Daisy surrounding the shot of tequila, he says, I'm an old man, but I'm not dead.

He is despite his crimes far and away the best captain. Oh, he's far and away. He's awesome. I can set aside all the other stuff, you know? Because he doesn't The man has one. I mean two true passions and one of those passions is sailing. Yeah That's all the man wants to do so as long as people aren't impeding the guests or the staff and eating that He doesn't have a problem with what's going on right right right like if you're passionate about two things and one of them makes people happy, does the

other one really matter? No. It's not important to keep highlighting it. So they do a bit of a shooter and Glenn recounts the tricky mix of emotions he has. He is excited to go on a tour of blood, but he is going to miss the sea rats when they scurry to the four corners of the earth. Another really odd saying. It was, but I kind of felt for Glenn here.

He talked about like, after everyone leaves, he'll be a little depressed. And yes, you will, but we all know the way to shake the melancholy is not going to be so lawful for him. No, no, no, no. It's actually an incredibly vicious cycle that he goes through because the killing of the horse is the dope mean hit he needs. Once his essentially adapted children leave him.

Right, and fly the nest. Yes, you know, he'll look upon his tools and he'll forget all about them when he is deciding between serrated. What, Pat? Well, I was gonna say, he actually, we've caught this many times. He actually is trying to a little wink in the nod

on camera, trying to kill people on a daily basis. Well, cameras are filming here. How fun that must be for him. And I was thinking of looking back if I had more time to see if he actually has in fact ever injured or killed someone on the boat, because I bet, you know, because that nice calm demeanor he's got,

like if the investigators come like, and he's like, oh, that is, it's just terrible. Oh, you know what, I know what it is. That's what insurance is for. Right, right, right. You know, I'm a little goofy right now because of the marijuana. Yeah.

I'll go goofy or you go first. I was thinking of a kind of arrested development kind of scene where because of the tilting 45 degrees into the ocean, someone falls and hits their head. And Glenn's like, Gary, take the wheel. And he like kind of like waddles. And he just drags one of the guests into a room really quickly.

Oh, little, oh, rod hower, it's narrating it. We finish this off and they throw some in water. The epiphany I just had, which I do love that. And then maybe he resties him and it's a born identity type. No, that's wrong. That's wrong. Yeah, but no, what I have know, what I just put together, we've talked a lot about the accents captain Sandy has had when she's driving boats into docs or other boats wait

Cuz she's falling off the wagon captain Jason. We've seen drive into a dock. Yeah, what if captain Glenn is some speed Villain type character who's the guy who is in third rock from the Sun? What if he's like that guy and he's been sabotaging these boats and he's the one that is responsible for their crashing although he gives no ultimatum or like stay above six months. Are you talking about Dennis Hopper? Uh uh Dennis Hopper is one but also like Jonathan Lithgow. So he's a bad guy in one right? Yeah he uh he's notoriously a bad guy in Dexter which is a narrative similar to Glens

but he's a bad guy in Cliffhanger. Okay so Gary stands for one of the worst toasts I've ever seen in my life and this is what confidence brings you. If I had said this toast and had uttered that let's make like a donkey's dick and hit the road line, I would be in my head going, you are really blowing it tonight. But Gary is just chast out one foot in front of the other. He's having a great evening despite all the dumb things he's saying And Gary keep your keep your shenanigans on the boat. Don't just start DMing people the aggressively the way you are scarlet

Otherwise, you're gonna get canceled What happened there? What I mean just the way he talks to people on the boats and he's like a great Vertically sexual but that and text will get him in trouble I don't know anything. No, I know nothing. I'm just saying. Thank God. Thank God. It's a new avenue for him to fill holes. Right. And there are many pitfalls. Many pitfalls. Many many. So Glenda Parts in wishes them a Merry Miss behaving and we sit down to table number two evidently. It's dinner time. Gary solicits highs and lows around of answers that can always end in glass being broken But Gary does not exist in a world of consequences. He gets too much pussy for that and he's too

Usually useful to a boat. They can't just fire him sure. They're like we need Gary's Yeah, he's making all the stews quit. They're replaced. God. He's like a steam engine You just so he is first up He uses his highlight as a spear to hobble his prey. And once again, they roll this forced package like there has been this budding romance the entire season. And I was in a total noodle when I was riding this because I was stuck between, well, they kind of have flirted, but also Bravo, you're insulting my intelligence. Like, it was this weird thing that they could do this and confuse people a little bit.

But, you know, if you take the blinders off, it's Bravo, stop trying to make fetch happen. This was out of nowhere. I think they abs, bozos. I think they absolutely have probably Engaged in the horizontal mombos and filming, but they will not be married and having your children together and Pat I want to throw you this theory that I positive while you were getting us weed chocolates and I know the I'm getting Himself weed chocolate. I know the audience is like why is he repeating this?

But I like to look at our shows as just a conversation between us and you guys get the input So me telling it twice it's part of it But I think that once Barnaby posted on his story He said it's official Gary and Daisy a picture of them together. It blew the blow deck inner webs on fire I've never seen such activity in my 22 below deck Facebook groups. So I think once that happened and to drive with this theory three days later, below deck finally comes out with the episode titles of episode 16, 17. This was gazing. 17 being it was always gazing. So they I think they just latched onto this, edited real quick and made a new storyline. And you mentioned the music, and it was different than any other

below deck episode I've ever heard. Yes. This episode. There was the Marcos at it, and the Love at it, and it was very weird. You guys are good at it. You guys are good at it. You guys are good at it.

You guys are good at it. And you also asked how you think it goes down, and I think it's one guy on a deadline. All right. In a room, buying royalty-free music, He forgot my point. He's probably got an assistant. I forgot my point when you had the way more fun theory that they stole the Apollo 13 music. So Collins of course is the Giggle Club which was only shown to the viewing audience when we demanded it. We do edit this show, make no doubt about it. Kelsey's high was winning the Seaman trophy and

then Daisy says that the wedding, I roll, here we go, reminded her that there is love out there. What you guys just get the fuck out of here with this. Seedog delivers a fantastic toast and we head back to the Vans. One of the Vans turns into a little bit of a splash zone, huh? And then Barnaby is drunkenly doing everything he can to pry Daisy away from Gary. He's got that lean to him. He's touching her. He almost puts his hand on her face and then we get a cut, but I'm sure he said something like, fuck me. Well, it's last night together. What do you got to lose?

You're drunk, you'll never see this person again unless you got to show up to over you and you know something, right? And Barty B was trying hard, but he doesn't come off as a creep. He's just a guy who's trying to get laid. He's fine. He's fine. He's not making everybody be feel uncomfortable in laundry rooms and making kiss on my camera like Gary So they crack open the $500 bottle of

Voove and We are Back to where it all started a drum circle where the potion is brewed the coos the coos So the bottle of voove is opened obviously they had a camera man with the cork and they obviously swallow the entire bottle and what looked to have been five minutes uh let's not gloss a lot of that went in the coozy the gloss over that that hitting the camera with the cork thing that's like a that's a viral fucking tikt It's a name that got captured on

National television. I love that. That's awesome that giant bottle of who've hit the camera? That's that doesn't happen unless they were like hit the camera You know, I think that's crazy. No, no, no, I know it's just like I Just had to highlight my thoughts. Yeah, you just get more jazzed. You get jazzed about shit. I don't, I've lost my innocence, I think. I think I watch. Yeah, I'm bored by everything. I think I watch the show and maybe even experience life as a character. She heads down and begins one of the most blacked out efforts

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She went down in the galley to make food, so she went fuck someone on the last. Oh, good. Interesting. Hey, you know, I think she was driven by a fierce and violent hunger. Yeah, it was one hell of an emotional eating session. I'll say this. Didn't they just all get back from a fucking restaurant?

Oh. Pat, when you're drinking and you're young, you have a, you know, kind of, you're in a metabolic frenzy, okay? You can claw off cubes of block cheese, like a witch who's never had dairy before and shove them in George Foreman's and then eat them like a snake. And you really won't gain too much weight. I'll never let her make me a girl cheese. Me neither. Hey, you know what happens the next day after you've eaten a bunch of cheese

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I hate when people pull out guitars Just can you fucking can you be more, please? Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, my god, you are always so funny when you're speaking of people who are ruining evenings with guitars. And here you are, just bored by all of them. Well, I saw him whip it out, and everyone was in the jacuzzi, and I'm like, oh, this is going to ruin everything. Yeah, and in fact, it did.

And it was so awkward. It, seeing things like this give me anxiety because if I was there I would feel so uncomfortable. Marcos is singing a different song than the other sea rats everybody's singing parsnips. Marcos is singing in Spanish. The whole thing is fucked. We could be doing shots off one another's butts and fucking you know split and lips on the coos. We can have some hilarious stuff going on, but C-Dog's got a guitar. Dillon, anytime this has ever happened in my past,

where I was at like a house party, you know, I was friends with a lot of musicians, and then at some point the music that was being played from the radio or whatever, be turned off and someone I'd sit down with a guitar. Yeah, well I'm outta here, right. Right, all right, tolerate this. It's like somebody pulling out a deck of cards. You're like all right. This could be good

But I don't think it will be I think that there's a way higher percentage of cards being pulled out and being dope Oh, absolutely absolutely So Jay's in Gary have a little chat. I looked like he had done it again We get another incredible best buddy moment probably the best of the season wherein Gary and Markers are having a little slap war Just I just unbelievable gifts. I'm glad you guys the crew members I mean the cast and glad you guys had a fun last night out But as a viewing audience we didn't have such a good time. One thing I did enjoy was the Gary effect is waning He is 0 for 2 in the last couple of weeks

So whatever potion that he had on the ladies on this boat. Sure. It no longer works. That's a good point. I think if the weird one didn't walk into that room, he would have been just destroying Gaze. I mean, there's cameras around. You think Daisy was going to be stopped by just a person coming into a room. Well, that's what I was like. Gary was like, talk about getting cock blocks. The weird one wasn't cock blocking you.

The weird one was just not being weird at all. She was like, go in the gas counter. I'd like to sleep this entire boat empty. Please get out of my room if you're gonna fuck each other. No, Daisy. That's not weird. Daisy wanted an excuse to extricate herself from that situation. Do you think so?

Yes. I think they've been being in a bunch since. But also, one thing that just hit me, what if the weird one isn't the weird one at all? She's the normal one, but she's surrounded by sea rats. Just kidding, she's the weird one. She flosses her teeth in the air. Yeah, I was gonna say anybody that flosses their teeth

with their hair is a little weird. So Daisy says she and Gary are really Complicated in that there's nothing really between them and those are her words Those are her words right the night ends not with a bang, but rather a whimper and we get to the next morning We're a weeper and we get to the next morning. Glenn rises and sees the devastation that the sea rats have unleashed on the galley. He says it looks like the Hindenburg crashed into the Titanic and then wakes his crew

to clean it the fuck up so that he can eat an oversized cracker with scrambled eggs. The man is used to just perfectly clean crime seats. He would never have anybody walk into this mess. It's laughable. It really is laughable. I definitely was mixing up Jaden Lithco with Dennis Hopper, but just like in Dexter, not a drop.

Not a drop. So we must get to our goodbyes. Barnaby is out first, anything on him. Nope. See you later, Pat. Scarlet. Scarlet is up next. Proud of her, as you did not fall prey to the mullet.

Then we get somewhere where a dad in Florida is proud of a daughter. Way to go, honey. Orange County, actually. Hope that's due to debt gets forgiven. Ashley is up next. Ashley looks like she's really cemented herself as part of this family.

She's a rat and a snake, but I gotta tell you I think she's fun and I hope she comes back Yeah, but some of the seminal moments of the season have been Ashley's You don't catch Python jaw eating spaghetti out of a out of a fucking Ziploc bag You that giant celestial bruise on her ass. You don't cast off. She's basic, the village bicycle.

No, you don't. Oh my God. Go to OnlyFans.com slash eating ash. Yeah, I'm a weird one. The weird one is out. She has learned a very valuable lesson. She doesn't like doing this. Yeah.

See, the most normal thing anybody has said. Let me see if I can get her to make the reunion recap. Let me see if I can get her to do that with us. That'd be fun. I would love to talk to the weird one. So there's so much comment. You're like nothing happens in the reunions, but there's so much comedy that even the editors know what? Just enjoy it, past. Just enjoy it. So Marcos is out next. He was the MVP of the season, most then his wail and player. And Bravo wasn't, oh, that was good. I was gonna say and Bravo wasn't gonna let us forget it.

The Amigos embrace and we sadly say goodbye to Marcos. He's so emotional and it's so sweet. And then we are left with the core for Cedog Departs He craves these friendships. He says and he says when he finds them he cherishes them get a tattoo of it Cedog drops another wisdom bomb again It's it's fucking it's jitter passata Pettit so Daisy's up next she and Gary leave off with a Mariano tremendous amount of course, Mariana.

A amount of sexual tension that also is not sexual tension. These two are very weird and I hope their relationship or not relationship, which, let me just say this, I hope their relationship, if it is a relationship relationship does not fuck up this cast because if they do engage in a romantic connection it will surely end in disaster and we cannot have the core four of this franchise get fucked up. Why don't have pageant come back because pageant is boring. There's two things that happen if they become a relationship on the boat. Either it goes really well and you're making two people non-starters in trying to fuck their cast members. Yeah. Or Gary cheats on Daisy which well incredible

television. I just wouldn't want that to happen to my close friend in confidant So guys that's the end of This season we'll be back next week. Well not really we got to work for two more weeks in a row to you I Have had it with you tonight. My God. Hey, am I been horrible? He's been a mute I I've been horrible. He's been a mute. I think because we've, I feel like we all thought we were running long, but there was nothing to talk about.

So we had to, we had. We had 45 minutes. We have to talk about our final pots and thoughts for the season, do it quickly and Patrick go first and really give it your all. Well, I thought the season overall was top heavy. A lot more enjoyment getting to know the cast members. Oh, who's gonna bang, who's gonna do what?

And plus, we were a friend to the show. We actually had a legit friend to the show, a little Gabby. So that was most fun, but after she left, I don't know, I just lost interest in the show. I didn't think it was fun anymore. I'm telling you, it's because you were run down. It was pretty, there was a lot of stuff that happened.

Really? People were getting fired. Like, you think's a lot of stuff to happen really people getting fired Like think about the top of season Nick simple talk. I'm not saying it wasn't better Think about the end of the season Patrick how many pots do you give I'm sorry interrupted? Zero I think I will say I think that's a little bit of recency bias because you just said the season was top heavy. I think a good season of reality television cannot be looked at like a narrative, like a film.

You're not going to have this beautiful arc that sky rockets at the end and then it's tied up. You're going to have ebbs and flows. It's much like if you look at your heart monitor in a day, then it's tied up. You're gonna have ebbs and flows. It's much like if you look at your heart monitor in a day, what it should look like, there's gonna be vigorous exercise and that's gonna be gabby getting fired, but there's gonna be ups and downs.

But you have to be content with just being at a regular pulse. And sometimes maybe you'll take too much drugs and you almost die, so then you're really really really low or something yeah that's a bad episode right and yeah so I thought it was a really good episode of television and then I had to cheer you about that was a big bummer like thing that you said but you said it with such a cheery disposition because it's ups and downs and they can't they can't all be super, super high. So you need some lows to experience the highs

and the let fuck, I had it and then I lost it and I had it again. Do drugs to experience the highs of life. If you do become addicted to heroin, then you'll really see how bright the sun can shine. How many pots do you give it? 98 pot. Seems high. That seems pretty high.

Of the season? This was the my favorite season of below deck. Yeah, you know, that does seem pretty high. But I agree with Nick. This is hands down my favorite season that we've ever covered. It's cemented itself as my favorite version of the show, as we said. Best Captain Bar none, best core for, and just a lot of really, really good times.

And I give it 92 pots and I also wanna say thank you to each and every one of you for listening to us throughout the season. Thank you for supporting us at patreon.com. Thank you for supporting our advertisers. Thank you for jumping in our iTunes ratings and reviews. We couldn't do it without you guys. Keep telling your friends, keep telling your family. We'll see you next week, despite this long line of what seems to be a closure kind of goodbye.

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