Another Below Deck Podcast - Gary Wasn't Even Drunk | Below Deck Sailing S5 E15

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

Pat and Dylan are back to break down sea rat monogamy, real estate professionals, raw vegetables and more from Bravo's Below Deck Sailing Yacht.Traitors at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetwork YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_

They're so goddamn short-sighted. I'll be like, hey, if you turn the power off for the next three days, all these beautiful koi fish are going to die. They're like, well, we only need them for the pictures. Yeah, I know, but the koi are going to die. They don't say, I don't care. But that's... Well, it's so crazy because real estate agents will pitch you on a story, on a life, on a

future. And it's a little bit like a guy going on a life, on a future. And it's a little bit like a guy going up to a girl in a bar. There is a current of commission and or transaction underneath all of this fucking shit you're spinning. Feels very disingenuous. Hi, hello, welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast. I'm Dylan, that's Pat. It's Tuesday. That's Pat.

Sorry. By the way, you know, some would argue that we've lost our war against Bravo. I'd say we- I wouldn't. I'd say we've lost a battle. Bravo, I'm warning you right now, if we don't get those screeners back for the next season of Below Deck, that's when I'm really going to let loose. And I mean it this time.

I really do. Well, here's where I don't think that we've lost the war with Bravo, right? One, I haven't been activated, and I'm much more aggressive with customer service than you. I've seen those emails. I will activate on Bravo if we need to. I don't want to mess with it.

OK. That's great. But I think that we've won the war because, and I don't want to see, it's kind of like going to war with a family member. You know, we've seen it in medieval tales and stuff like that, but you don't want to see a brother or a sister get their leg lopped off and you stand above them victorious. But what's happening right now is Bravo and Below Deck are faltering.

We need to talk about Below Deck really quickly. Okay. Below Deck is- Is this you, seguing into your thoughts and not- No, no, this is a, this is a public service announcement because I think the audience can, can agree with us.

The show is bad right now. The show has, you know, we, we watch Salt Lake City at patreon.com slash another podcast network and every week it's wow, this is so fun. This is so funny. And then you watch Below Deck, and it's really, really struggling. I can't remember the last time we've had a season of Below Deck that was like, you gotta watch this.

It's not must-see TV. Right, it's passive viewing. It's kinda like the Kardashians for 19 years they were on. They'd run like all-day marathons, and this is why I never got my housekeeping done better with it on in the background. Right, right, right. That's how you can watch Blue. Can you put the producer hat on and fix the show? Yeah, I will. I would have helped this season. Davideel was absolutely useless. Look, I don't like always you have to have the archetype people of the horny people coming in

for the hookups but you do have to have interesting people that can interact with other people. This whole, he's an engineer, but he's also, he's not forced to live below the belt, like the steerage in the Titanic. That's a pointless thing. We got to change that with this. So speaking specifically of sailing,

we have to have another, we got to add more crew members on here. So here's the thing. If we're going to have somebody who lives in the basement, let's have somebody who lives in the basement, right? Let's throw a meat, let's have some fun. Hey Sloth, here's your food! And then you just throw down like scrape off the plates from the night before the guests didn't eat. Sure. Throw in a hole. And then throw an A24 lens on it, right? Like when we throw scraps to the the basement gremlin, Daffodil, let's add some stings to

it, let's add some narrative complexity to it, let's do something to it, but the main fix is that people just have to start fucking more. You have to have some kind of horniness among the Sea Rats. Because I'm not saying that you need it for a perversion's sake. It complicates things. It makes things dramatic. Another thing could be happening here, Dylan. You and I have watched every single season since 2018.

And then of course the show has now spun off into several different other shows, right? And it gets tired just like any other show, right? So that could be happening right now. We'll get in the comments, let us know how many pots would you give this season so far? Because we've got the season finale next week. That's right. The season finale whose climactic moment is Gary saying, I think we should be together.

I mean, Miss Me, that's a New York hot dog of a climactic moment is Gary saying I think we should be together? I mean, miss me, that's a New York hot dog of a climactic moment. Here's the thing. I wonder how many of those conversations Daisy and Gary had that actually got left on the cutting room floor. Thank God. But even seeing a single scene of it at this point, because Gary is just a sex addict, misogynist, drunk, and an

attention whore and all of this anytime he does this is for those reasons not because he sees any future with Daisy at all. Right, right, right. So it's pointless. Well let's get into thoughts and not so... Oh, Dylan, I think more importantly let's talk about a show that you and I are really enjoying. I mean that yeah maybe the reason why I don't like Below Deck so much right now is because the other thing in our ecosystem, the other show we're watching is bringing us such joy, such drama, such tea. It's called Traders. Now did you know that NBC, the free cable channel, not a cable channel, a network channel, they've aired the first three episodes

for free. So you don't have to go to that peacock service and hand over 9 99 or whatever the hell they're charging. If you want to hear us recap that, and this is a shameless plug. It is indeed a shameless plug. Head on over to patreon.com slash another podcast network. We have the first four episodes of our recaps up there. People are loving that show traders and loving our recaps about it. Episode four had an elimination,

where I have not found so much joy in watching television in at least a decade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only thing that the fans aren't really loving about the show is I guess I said that I'm happy that people are in AA, but I wouldn't take wisdom from somebody who just kicked booze, you know?

And evidently that's a very- That was offensive to some people. That's a very controversial thing It's like I'm not saying you shouldn't do it I'm just saying for me just because you kicked booze doesn't mean I'm gonna take advice from it Yeah, so just because Dylan has no empathy with people struggling with addiction doesn't mean old Patty doesn't okay? I care about you. I hear your plight. Yeah, and yes Dylan has been very inappropriate talking that way right right right right I hear your plight. Yeah, and yes, Dylan has been very inappropriate talking that way. Right, right, right So anyways go to patreon listen to that listen to Salt Lake City listen APS listen to PMZ all the stuff

Below deck thoughts and nots Pat. I hated this episode. Yeah, I hated this episode so much 20 minutes of it was spent on Danny and Chase That could have had a 24 lenses on it because it was spent on Danny and Chase. That could have had a 24 lenses on it because it was, ugh, it was so weird. All right, well, we'll dig into that. I do wanna say there are some problems with what's going on between those two.

Yeah. But I wanna say one thing that came out of this is I think Cloyce might actually be good. Yeah, I think Cloyce has been good for the majority of the season in this whole, this narrative of like, well, he's pretty inconsistent. It's not that he's not inconsistent. The first couple of ones. I mean, Daisy was at fault for at least two of the fuckups. Um, I think Cloyce is very talented. He's 23 years old.

I think I'd like to give him another season if I if we can Get in the ear of the casting gods over at Bravo. I give this young man another season Yeah, I think so too. I think we'll be on next season. Do not give Gary another season He's already been thrown out with the bathwater. Yeah, the chase and Danny stuff was awful because you you These are sea rats who have known each other for two weeks. What are we doing? Talking about the weight of the weight of a lie.

What are we? I'm sorry. We haven't been married for 22 years, right? So yeah, I think, uh, I think the I think the the phrase gas lighting is overused Often, yeah, it's off incorrectly used what chase is doing is definitely gas lighting See what the reason he's pointing out that she lied to him, right is because he needs an excuse for When he's tired of having sex with her. He doesn't look like a jerk, right?

He can point to that, you know, you lied. And I can't get past that. Cause I can't spend the rest of my life with a liar, you see. But. So two pots for me. Two pots. No, you know what?

One pot. One pot. That might be your lowest knots rating in years. I'm going to give it 30 knots. I do like the drama happening between Captain Glenn and and drunk Gary. It's interesting. Right. So did I already get my pots? No. 34. Oh yeah you did. All right so we begin where we left the lift off with Gary and Glenn going at one another. Remember Gary was throwing

a little bit of a shit fit, if you recall. Well, that's because he was forced to drink, Dylan. Right, right, right. You remember that scene where Detox and that creepy porn director, they had a gun to his head and they said, drink this entire bottle of champagne or we're gonna kill you.

I love that you're bringing this up because Gary's defense, and you'll recall he's throwing a shit fit because Glenn's taking his tip away because he got blackout drunk and then started defied bedtime orders and started smoking cigarettes and talking to himself like Gollum.

But when he says, his main defense is, the guests told me to do it. And I was thinking, that would be like a TSA agent who is like, you know, I don't know what you want me to do the terrorists said it wasn't a big deal it was just a knife and you know what he was very convincing so I don't know me do it maybe do it yeah it's a it's really stupid for him to bring this up I want to get to this penalty though from Captain Glenn this happened in season one captain lease First season where he was threatened. He threatened to take away the cruise tip

Because they were drinking coronas when they were supposed to be cleaning the boat It wasn't a service day. There were no guests there So I at the point at that time when we were recapping I said this is illegal and I looked it up it is illegal You can't threaten to take away someone's tip for work that's already been performed that first season was so bonkers if you haven't seen it, which why would you but Lee there was like a three episode arc of Lee doing perpetual truly insane fire drills over and over and over again. I did like when they found cocaine on the boat though

and he drove the boat back to the dock. That was pretty irritating. How that guy got as many seasons as he did, the first season you should know that this man is a deranged lunatic. You're talking about Captain Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and a fame whore too, by the way.

Right, right. So they settle on a 500 euro docking. You're talking about Captain Lee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and a fame whore too, by the way. Right, right. So, um, they settle on a 500 euro docking. Yeah. Right. And Gary says that he doesn't even want to look at Glenn. Well, because he points out, hey, two drinks, I can drink that in like 20 minutes, doesn't even affect me, which is less of an excuse of guilt

and more of a proof that you have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol. Yeah, yeah. You're a drunk. Absolutely. You're an alcoholic. Yeah, Gary, you're drunk. You should go to an AA meeting now.

Do not pass go. Do not whatever the hell. Do not collect 500 euro. And I think AA would actually really help Gary. Wouldn't help me. Lots of broken girls in there. Gary would have a field day. That's totally true.

Oh, I did it again. Yeah. Oh, I did it again. Again, it's like, you know, I think AA's amazing. I think you go to AA and you can really get some help. But if I was in that conclave, I would just be like, everybody's so fucking, everybody's just drinking black coffee and fucking smoking.

And I don't want to be here. It wouldn't help me. When I went there, I used to drinking black coffee and fucking smoking and I don't wanna be here. It wouldn't help me. When I went there, I used to eat all the M&Ms. I got so fat. All right, so the cherry on top. Gary says, I'm gonna try to do it like JFK. No, I'm not.

He says, I was not drunk last night. Because he, yeah. I pointed this out in the last episode. What? He could have gotten away with it. You just walk onto the ramp on that boat, and you head to your cabin. Right.

And you'll get away with it. But the problem is he was shit faced. So he couldn't do that. That's right. Now, I want to point out something else with this and we've talked about this with K. Chastain Queen of the Sea. When you're allowing these people to drink on the boat you could say oh well we don't have charter the next day. However you do you are manning a very dangerous boat. You still can get people killed. I'd argue

sometimes I'm at my dumbest or least useful at being hung over as opposed to having a couple in me the night before. I'm just pointing out how dangerous it can be. I can't remember the last time I was like really hung over but I know that it is debilitating. It's debilitating. You can't think. No, you think that all the greasy food's going to make you feel better and it kind of does but you're just kind of, yeah, you can't think. No, you think that all the greasy food's going to make you feel better, and it kind of does. But you're just kind of, yeah, you can't work a boat. But these are sea rats. They're professional drunks.

So Daisy then says she feels like she's getting thrown under the bus because of Gary. There's no accountability for these sea rats. You broke the rules, OK? There isn't, however, if Gary didn't get caught with that, I don't think she would have gotten pulled in it, which is the point she's getting? shrapnel with the bullet yeah, so

Chase goes to gear to Danny and tells her about the meeting and Danny complains that Daisy is Leaving them with too much work to do. Yeah, this girl is I mean Just always finds her way back. It's like a sketch character at this point. It's crazy. Oh yeah and she does not disappoint with the craziness at the end of the episode. Now I want to say this they did end that little complaint thing there where Chase and Danny talked. They dry hump and I was

watching them dry hump and I was like God I miss dry humping. Yeah yeah. When you get married and been as married as long as I have there's no more dry humping right no more 69 which I don't want need or why and then you also never have sex twice in the same day maybe some married couples out there do feel free to hit us up on the Facebook rub it in old Patty's face yeah but you're right dry humping is such a sign of youthful passion. You know what I mean? I was very eloquent and beautifully said thank you so much. Yeah, it's it's like this torrent of I am thrusting

And I can't even wait to get my clothes off right now. You know, it's like it's it's like a hot amuse bouche But we don't do that anymore. Yeah No need what we got babies crying. Now it's just like throw it down, run and gun and quit it. Right, right, right. A diaper needs to be changed. Right, right, right. Yeah.

Yeah. There's munitions exploding out there. We don't have time for fucking dry humping. So this is where Gary annoys Chase with the, I guess the apparatus is referred to as a Hallard? Well, first we've got the tip, 23 grand. Daisy offers to cover the 500 for Keith, which was honorable. And then I remember that they're flirting.

So this is kind of like a fucking flirt thing. You know, this is, these two bore me to tears. This is something you can't have on this show. It's a non-starter. We've got a priest and a prude. A priest and the prude. Flurrying with blood. I like that. It's a lifetime movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. But in the lifetime movie, they fuck and they kill each other.

Yeah, yeah. They hire hitmen too. But in this, they just do this note passing bullshit. And it's like, listen, we don't care. When they're slamming away at each other. So how could we possibly care with the note passing? Check yes if you wanna be my girlfriend. What are you, 13 years old? But does she like me more than a friend?

It's nuts. So, Danny complains more to Deanna about Daisy. This is the worm tongue moment that Deanna falls for. I wonder if she's going to send Deanna off again to file a complaint. I guarantee you that happens in the finale. Danny's just going to sit by. What a pointless complaint.

I know. So then we get to the mission of possible barnacle cleaning or whatever this is. The best way to do this is a Hallard and a Boatswain supervising. And listen, we love Chase. He's a puppy. But dude, what are you doing?

Gary, don't make us defend Gary. We don't want to defend Gary. But in this, it is very black and white. Your boss tells you to do something, you flip out and then get pissed off when the captain finds out about your insubordination. Well, he found out because Gary ratted him out. Yeah, Gary dropped a dime.

But this isn't a fine dime dropping. Glenn's like, what's Chase doing? He's like, he's fucking he's losing his mind out there. Now, Glenn is normally cool as a cucumber. I think Glenn had felt bad. This would be probably an hour after that tip meeting. Coming down on Gary. Yes. So he felt to kind of even the score.

It's like when the referees call a holding on something. It's a bad call. They got to make up for it later in the game. Did you see that Chiefs game this weekend? I couldn't believe it, man. Could believe it. I like Pat Mahomes. I think he's a good guy.

I don't. But those games that he's playing, you are scrambling like that. You are a running back, sir. And you can have your, you should be able to have a body leveled. I you know there was on Twitter There was like a five minute compilation of Tom Brady getting absolutely crushed and it's like what is it? What's with the comparisons here? They always have to do what is with the well? He's coming for the sex and it's not even a quiz

You know so sick of the Chiefs in the comments. Let's know if you're sick of the chiefs. Yeah. Yeah, I Hope they fucking lose this weekend. Oh, me too. Anyway. I will pop a bottle if they lose this weekend. I will spray it all over the place. My wife will go, why did you do that? And you say, I am having fun. I am having a great time. What kind of question is that? Alright, so Gary and Daisy and Cloyce meet in the crew mess

and it's the last one of the season It's time for The PrefRank Sheet Meeting! We should have had Kaelin here for this Why? Well he wants to come back on the show and produce Does he really? Yeah, he says now that we're doing it in the mornings

which I hope we're not doing in the mornings anymore He says he'll come back and produce the show and produce. Does he really? Yeah. Yeah. He says now that we're doing in the mornings, which I hope we're not doing in the mornings anymore. He says he'll come back and produce the show. A lot of listeners miss his laugh. I think his laugh is very helpful because you know, listen, we laugh at what we laugh at, but Kalen laughs at so much stuff. We're dead inside, you know, we're so used to each other. But Kalin is a joyful human being, so I do think it would help the show out a lot. I'll call him after the show. How much? He, he drives a pretty tough bargain that kid. He's a stern negotiator. So let's get to the preference sheet meeting. We've got real estate professional not a real name not a real job and then we get we get to some dietary restrictions

ML is such a real estate professional I mean she's a fucking filthy drunk and they all are complete going after an entire vertical of occupation the real estate agents they are all drugs by or former ones yeah yeah I mean the really successful ones aren't. They're some of the most annoying people I've ever dealt with my entire life. And I mean that, like across the board. Right, right, right.

They're so goddamn short-sighted. I'll be like, hey, if you turn the power off for the next three days, all these beautiful koi fish are gonna die. They're like, well, we only need them for the pictures. Yeah, I know, but the koi are going to die. Right. They don't say I don't care. But that's well, it's so crazy, because real estate agents will pitch

you on a story on a life on a future. And it's a little bit like a guy going up to a girl in a bar. There is a current of commission and or transaction underneath all of this fucking shit you're spinning. So it feels very disingenuous. I always love those millionaire listing shows. There's like five of them now, whatever. And then whenever it gets down in the negotiation,

because they sell the person, they're gonna sell their house. They're like, I'm gonna do everything. I will bend the earth to get this house sold for you. And they go, all right, but I don't want it to sell for less than 2.4. Don't worry about it, Bob. Fast forward, tail end of the up.

I sold your house. How'd you do it? We lowered the price. Wow, genius. No one else could have done that. Nobody could have done it. And listen, if you're in real estate, we'd love you. Thank you for listening.

And I apologize, I wasn't even kidding about everything. So we get dietary restrictions. There's a lot. And listen, it's your vacation. You're paying for it. I don't like something is not a dietary restriction. That's a great point. I don't like this.

But what if you don't like onions? We've seen that in a season and then the chef chose to put onions in nearly every meal. That psychopath Adam. Psycho. Fucking psycho. So in that case. And no wonder he's killing it on Instagram living by himself in the woods with his dog. That's the only way he could ever exist because he's a psychopath. Yeah, it's a lonely existence, but it works for him. Yeah. Um, so anyways, the dietary restrictions are, I don't like raw vegetables. I don't like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. One pertinent is a gluten sensitivity. So Cloyce has got a bit of a gauntlet that he has to walk through. Um, I don't think they like seafood either, that will come up at the next... Oh yeah, we're doing sushi tomorrow, so that's confusing.

Anyways, we get ready for a night out, Daisy is very mopey. The melodrama of this episode was so nauseating. Just the... It's 500 euro. What are you... She could be... What are you guys? More hurt by the fact that her supervisor, Captain Glenn, would do this to her after three years of being on television.

Can you imagine if like, I don't know, what's a TV show on right now? I think I can imagine whatever you're going to say, because it's not a big deal. But go ahead. I was just going to say, like Bill Cosby with the Cosby Show, like, if he could tell, you know, Theo that he wasn't going to give him, you know, he's going to take away like five grand an episode or something for some, it might hurt Theo's feelings.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Theo said, I know everything that you're doing. Right, right, right. And then Bill would go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, then we'll give you a raise. Was that a good Bill Cosby? Yeah. And then he said, take this pill.

It'll make you feel better. Yeah, Bill Cosby, known rapist. Also, I think free. Oh, yeah, he is. Yep. Lawyers. It's the same rule that got Jussie Smollett out of it. Once you make a deal with a prosecutor, you can't go and then re-prosecute it. It's once you make a deal with a prosecutor,

you can't go and then reprocecute it. It's like Double Jeopardy. Ashley Judd. That's right. Well, it was a great movie. I don't really know what Double Jeopardy is legally. I just know that it's a movie with Ashley Judd. Uh-oh.

You can't prosecute someone twice for the same crime. You can keep telling me, but I don't understand what that means. So Chase and Danny are making So, um, we, Chase and Danny are making out and Gary says, how's Anthony? While they're hooking up, which is the guy from the Beefs Club. Yeah, at this point, I honestly throw the book at her. I am not a fan of Danny. Um, listen, I'm a, I'm in my 30s. She's in her 20s. I don't hate Danny or anything. I just, you know, she's a young girl on TV and it's hate Danny or anything, I just, you know, she's a young girl on TV and it's not a big deal but it's just kind of annoying.

I dated a lot of Danny, she doesn't bother me nearly as much as I see people throwing hate at her on our Facebook group. Does she get a lot of hate? Oh yes, people despise her. Oh really? Yeah. Oh I forgot you're not on Facebook anymore. Nope.

Well anyway, we head back to the boat, right? Are we back to the boat yet? And I'm sorry I'm not on Facebook, but I gotta tell ya. Oh, you don't need to be. Oh, it's so freeing. Oh, I think this week we'll catch up. Old Patty was in Malibu during the fires. I got some pretty crazy stories from there.

Also, I have some Facebook crimes. People love that segment. That's where Patty goes through my thread and I screenshot insane things that people I know are Posting and they're some crazy ones. Yeah, I love that. It's my favorite segment. So we head back to the boat Gary Almost explodes seeing chase skipping with the two girls. He's like, I think he's gonna have a threesome Should be me Else I did it again

Gary you did it again Glenn and Davide have it again. Gary, you did it again. Glenn and Davide have a very cute moment watching ancient aliens together and Daisy heads to bed but not before a little smooch. A little smoochy moochy. Well, yeah. There was a minute, maybe a minute and a half on that smooch, right? And it's like, I saw Keith on Watch What happens live mm-hmm you lose that baby face normally people when they're gonna be on television like

that they know he's still handsome but I think him and Daisy are together oh that is ridiculous why is it ridiculous as you pointed out it's it's just an uninteresting relationship it has no passion it's just an uninteresting relationship. It has no passion. It's not like Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. No, no, no. There's no bloodletting and Nietzsche tattoos. You know what I mean?

Well, Keith is confident that he's the guy who's going to show Daisy that before him, she was dating a fucking loser. Do you remember that GQ interview with Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox? Yeah, they were interviewing each other. And she was like, babe, what does my Shakespeare tattoo say? And he's like, oh fucking... I don't know. Hold on let me hit my head so I can re-get this mouse on a treadmill inside my head to move. And then they they scored really well. They really knew each other and were in love and then like months later, he called her

and had a shotgun in his mouth. Yeah, because his dad died. And he was so upset about it, he was going to blow his head off. And that's when I warned on PMZ that David, her cock of a husband, that he needs to get an order so that that guy isn't around his children. Yeah, and he is around his children a lot. Are they doing OK?

No, they're broken up while she's pregnant with his baby. So it all worked out great. Yeah. Yeah, fucking loser Don't make it don't make heroes of these people Okay, we project so many things onto them and they're just people putting shotguns in their mouths I see him beat up the guitar tech when he forgot to give him his pink guitar on stage. That was pretty violent, too forgot to give him his pink guitar on stage that was pretty violent too. That sounds pretty violent. I didn't see it. But yeah, it sounds pretty violent. Alright, so we get an apology from Gary. I think a pretty good apology. Gary is a rapscallion and a C-Rat drop, so I don't really think he's capable of remorse. So he apologizes to Daisy, right?

Now the interesting, so they both. To Glenn. Oh, he apologizes to Glenn first. OK, when are Gary and Daisy back in the? Not sure. OK, so they're in their cabin together, and this is the same day. It's basically how they end the night,

because she smoochie smooches with the priest. And then they talk about the traumatic experience that they survived earlier in the day. Yeah. You know, that whole tip business. These two marnes, they were acting like they survived the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. Right.

You were alcoholics and you didn't listen to your boss, you dummies. Right, right, right. And Saving Private Ryan was about World War II. People were getting killed. That's right. Shot, bleeding out, crying for their mothers. You two are just, see, right, drunk. So you got drunk with a bunch of fucking drag queens.

It's like completely different. Yeah, get over it. Meanwhile, Jason, Danny, they have their first teftel. He learns that she did in fact bang that nightclub concierge Anthony in the same cabin that they're inhabiting right now, which means she lied to him. Now I was thinking about this, Dil,

I wanna get your thoughts and let the audience chime in. Yeah. Okay, so they're in what I'd call the hookup phase, right? They owe neither person anything. And I'd argue they don't even owe them honesty of whether or not they hooked up with a person the night before. Right. Because could you imagine how that's going? Chase is on top of her. I just want to apologize real quick. I completely skipped this and that's bad hosting. Oh you skipped? No, no, no. We're at it right now. But I skipped it in the

notes and it's bad hosting. But and we have to talk about this because this was like the most... Most interesting part interesting part because okay imagine this playing out They're in the bed. They're both naked. They're ready to go at each other Yeah, and then somehow gets brought up. Hey, did you actually hook up with that guy? Well, we missed actually, you know, he banged me over where those curtains are right now, right? How would that go? You see that stain over there? I left it to get back at Daisy the sounds that come from that room are revolting. It's like Frankenstein stuff. I mean, Chase is just grunting and screaming and then he says, I like your body. And I think Danny's mistake was, um, yeah,

how did this get brought up again? I missed that. Well, it was a post post. Um, so he, he cracked a nut off, right? Now then there's a refractory period. And you know, you can make this mistake. It's really a flip of the coin depending on the man. But I feel like it might be best to say this in the throes of dry humping, right? Because he's on a one track mind. Oh yeah, he can get past it. He's going to walk straight out into the meadow and get just clipped, right? Because he's on a one track mind. Okay. He's going to walk straight out into the meadow

and get just clipped, right? That's right. But if he's in this refractory period, he's a little mushy. Some guys want to get out of the bed right after that. Not Chase, Chase is a little mushy boy, right? So when he hears that she lied to him, he just immediately transports to the notebook.

And this relationship is built on a foundation of truthfulness and faithfulness. That's right. And it's like, are we really doing this? We're not. I'm telling you, look, Chase, I love you. If we talk in person again, which I'm sure we will, you'll admit to old Patty,

you were using this as an excuse. It really was. It was, yeah. It was like a voucher to get the fuck out of there. It was a group on. It was a group on. Right. Yeah.

All right, so we get to the next day. Next day. And we'll get to this in a bit, but he is very like emotionally oppressive about this whole thing. We like Chase, but this was weird to me. It was like this kind of cult leader kind of Keith Rigneri coming down on someone who had stepped down a line a little bit. Yeah, I would ask, excuse me, what's your relationship status at this point? Right, right, right.

Because I believe you're just fucking each other. Oh, you're not even Facebook friends. No, right. What's my mother's name? If he can't say it, then she got to have sex with Anthony in that cabin that night. A million percent. So Gary apologizes to Glenn.

Then the guests arrive. The priest calls them mills, moms I'd like yeah, which is the Pornhub category ever just videos of mums being taken out to cute brunches I didn't want to watch this just the dorkiest thing you could possibly say the priest is just I think we should call them the altar boy It's too late now. It's too late now. But the mills come aboard. They're smacking after Chase. He's photobombing.

He's having a great time. And the adventure begins. Now, Cloyce is working on his lunch. Two things. One, it's around the world. It's Thai, Italian, French. You know that's my favorite theme, because it's not a theme at all.

It's just a hodgepodge of bullshit, right? Two, he's asking Daisy what she thinks about the meal, which is always a great scene in Below Deck where the chef goes to one of the Sea Rats who would literally eat a pigeon off a floor, much quicker than the rest of us would, right? And he's asking her what she thinks about his meal. Now every time we see this, we get to the same exact thing wherein the Sea Rat says,

yeah, sounds great to me. I mean, this could be mukeka, this could be chicken tenders. It could be lasagna, someone's mother's recipe. You're going to get the same thing. Sounds good to me. Now Chase and Danny have another moment. She goes, are you OK? And he does this melodramatic mute thing, which is, my eyes are in the back of my head.

Just what are we doing here? The ladies say, oh, I actually have, because old Patty likes to compare, like I want to walk in someone's shoes before I pass judgment. I ended up hooking up with a girl. Yeah. And then we started. Can you give her a name please? I don't know, I'm still friends with her.

No you don't need a name, you just give her a name. Karen. Okay. Can you give her one more name? Sasha. OK. We meet at a bar. Wow, that's great. And one night, Stan hook up. We end up falling in love. OK. And then about two weeks into the relationship,

she admits that when she came to town the night before, she'd gone to the Rainbow Room and gotten double teamed by two dudes. OK. That kind of bothered me. OK. OK. I've got to admit here.

And then my buddy, McRitchie, who's a real jerk, I was telling him, like, how should I internalize this? How should I feel about this? And he said, well well you got to look at it this way with the detail was What she did she have sex with them at the same time, right? Because that would bother me more he brought right and and then I hadn't thought about that I thought she just had hooked up with one after another. Yeah, what what did you get to the bottom of it? I never asked again because I more less less history more mystery and you still dated for a while We were so off and on we were crazy about each other. We lived with each other. We broke up

We were back together. Yeah, like this thing lasted like four years. Oh god. Mm-hmm a lot of life force But you know when you're young getting DP'd at the Rainbow Room You got a bunch of caches ready to just unload. And I'm not talking about to come, I'm talking about life force, right? Anyways, the ladies sail, rip some fireball shots and someone gets too close to the boat. If we were in Florida, I was over here, we were in Washington. All right, whole bunch of nothing happens and then we get to tie salad with a mango vinaigrette. We also have a

grilled balsamic and roasted tomato salad. Let me just stop you there for a second. I want to see if the audience picked up on this. Now I believe the charter guest, her name was Amy. She looks like the bass player for Quiet Riot. Easy on me. Get in the comments, let us know if you picked up on that, that Amy looks like the bass player from quiet Ryan Yeah, ease up on the hairspray a 1986 called they want their fire hazard back. Yeah Yeah, and then there's don't get people in the hair metal scene Spontaneously combust more. Oh, yeah, their hair would get caught on fire all the time. Yeah, it was a thing. Yeah Yeah, boy, I hate 80s fashion

There were some good things about the 80s, but you know name a couple of good things about the 80s good things about the 80s, uh World peace seemed like there wasn't that much war going on I guess Yeah, I guess high to the cool will not the height of the Cold War. That's probably the 50s But we're still in the Cold War. Yeah, I like some of that, uh, you know America. We've always got a war going on Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the 80s seemed okay.

The bad parts were horrible hair, odd makeup, and AIDS. Yeah. Well, other than that, it was a pretty fun decade. I love to think of like at the end of the Second World War, the Joint Chiefs of Staff got together and they were like, baby What are we gonna do we're gonna have no wars and they're like no we're gonna have a war but let's make it cool You know, it's they're very sexy. Yeah, that's pretty pretty sexy. It was sexy Sorry, I interrupted your dinner and then Roy Cohn just took it way too far didn't he? He just took it way too far, didn't he?

He just took it way too far? All right. Oh, yeah. The one lady has a very deep voice. I think that's who you're referring to. Well, yeah. And I don't care if she looked like Megan Fox. If she has that voice, that's a no for me.

OK, Patty. I'm glad. I'll pass the asparagus, please. You know, people can't help their voices. Yeah, you can change them. I saw it in Mission Impossible, the second one, I think. Yeah. RFK changed his voice.

He does? Yeah. He chose that one. Oh, he did? That's a fact. It's grating. Hard to listen to him talk. Oh he did. That's a fact. It's grading hard to listen to him talk She's fucking Christ, you know his out sister sounds like that too. His sister sounds even weirder

She's up there just like I Took all the vaccines Everyone I take them every day And I hate my brother. What is going on with your family? Geez, they've always fallen from great heights. The Kennedys come from where I come from. I'm related to a Kennedy. Oh really?

Yeah, I'm like four cousins removed. I am technically related to the Kennedys. You're like Maria Shriver. Yeah. Okay, so she's related. She's a Kennedy, right? Yes, married in. Well, we're all married in, I guess.

I don't know. I'll look at it. Get in the comments. Let us know if Maria Shriver's a Kennedy. Okay, so we get to a pesto pasta salad, some gluten-free pasta. They're blown away by this. Then we go to Southern France with a roasted carapuri and a filet mignon. Given what he had to go through, great, 75 pots. So Cloyce was, or

he does a dance requested by the very wasted real estate professional, ML, who evidently head butted a wall or something. She has a bruise on her face. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you know. If you are waking up with random wounds, you're drunk. You're a drunk. That's when I knew I had to go to AA. I ran into a stop sign and opened up my lip. It was bleeding for like three days. I'm like, I got to help.

I got to do something. Right, right, right. And not in a car. You just walked into it. I walked into it. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

And they're there. Oh, I wish there was video of it, because they would have gone viral on YouTube, because it completely like just Upended me and then my head hit the pavement Yeah Now let's get to chase and Danny again chase his guard is up because he doesn't like being lied to Let's okay Gary inquires about Keith in the middle of this but back to them chase and Danny have another chat and

He says we need to talk and then with no irony says we've known each other for about two weeks and we're about to go on opposite sides of the world. Yeah. That's it. There's no conversation. There's no we need to talk. You laid out why you do not need to talk. Well, we also started out by saying, I think we're just kind of friends. Yeah. Kind of occasionally have sex with. Well, and also that is a that is a melodramatic summer camp, seventh grade boy bluff to try to get her back so that you can crack a nut off a couple

more times in different cities all over the planet. Now Dylan, we do learn that Alicia, who I'd completely forgotten about, he ended up traveling and following her to the other side of the earth to hang out with her. That also didn't work out, but she takes real issue with that, but we'll get to that and tell it to the episode. So brunch, a bunch of nothing happens once again, the ladies jump off the boat and one of them says they're not hungry, but we'll get to that and tell you the episode. So brunch, a bunch of nothing happens. Once again, the ladies jump off the boat and one of them says they're not hungry, but they will drink.

I think that was ML. She's a drunk big time. Now Danny talks to the girls openly in front of Deanna. It's Deanna and Chase kind of cooked at this point, but I still feel really bad for her. And she's just talking about how hurt she is. Yeah. But she gets a little nugget About Alicia that she will bring up later now

Deanna is sent up to set up lunch and has zero clue what's going on right because Deanna is Essentially in a soft room at all time. Yeah, and also this is her clearly over this experience on television Deanna's not for this world. She has not cut out for this. She says they all look like old white people, and she has no clue what their names are. It's crazy that the expectation is unreasonable, right? She's like, how am I supposed to know these names? It's, if I was a supervisor, I'd send her down and say,

it's literally your job. Yeah, it's literally your job. Nine times you have to do your best to try to remember the names of the people that come on this boat. She's like, what am I in a fucking what kind of fucking gulag is this? This is ridiculous. So I don't think we'll see her again. No. ML does have a great point and she you know she's paying for the charter. So she goes hey, can you do me a favor?

Can you yeah, just do me a quick favor. Don't put food in front of people That the food might kill them Just just give us a heads up a little over dramatic But sometimes you need to do that to get your points come across. I liked it, but we have a grilled ribeye that to get your points come across. I liked it but we have a grilled ribeye, grilled stone fruit salad, couscous salad, onion soupies, the whole thing really is the tits, four pots, but we've got some systems to iron out with Daisy and Deanna. Why? Why? Why? Why? That's like you know in the middle of a retreat going you know I really think that we need to work on our formation,

the way that we approach it. Right. You know, they're raining down hellfire on us right now. We got to get out of here. Danny and Chase, more, more conversations between these two. Well, this is where she confronts him about hanging out with Alicia in Australia. Why wouldn't she do the same for her? Give their chance, their shot at love, you you know the same opportunity why is it being

cut short they've had a wonderful two weeks throwing into each other yeah now um i miss high school by the way yeah but this isn't high school no so this conversation doesn't end well chase walks away from another one of these going, it's fucking bullshit, and goes down to suit up ML for a little water activity. Now this woman, he squeezes her into the life vest and she says, apropos of nothing, this is a little bit like you getting your penis in a Speedo, isn't it?

Not really. No, not really. No. No, not really. But maybe, you know, maybe perhaps. Now, Daisy and Cloyce have a talk about how useless Deanna is and we get back to Danny and Chase and the episode ends. Oh yes.

With Danny's silver bullet. She has Eilisha. She goes up to Chase and she goes, you haven't been honest with me. And Danny's whole premise and grounds for this kind of cracking off the bullet is nonsensical. He is not, I don't think that she's under any obligation to tell him that she banged a guy in that room. But he is definitely not under any obligation to tell her that he went to Australia for

a couple weeks after last season and banged his chef. So what are we even talking about here? You know? It's like if there was a physicist and you put an equation in front of him and was like, we need you to solve these variables for poop, okay? All of this is gonna net out to equals poop. We want you to get in here and work on it. That's what this show is making us do right now. If that makes any sense at all.

And the episode concludes, which hilariously, Daisy has to yell at Danny to get back to work. And also Chase is supposed to be watching those charter guests who are very intoxicated. And in the water. Right. So get in the comments, let us know what are your favorite things? How many episodes would you give this pot? And, um, uh, yeah, I think, uh, join us for traders. Join us for traders. Uh, I want to make the case here. If you've never watched it, I know

it's tough to jump on a show that seems like it's already kind of passed by its opportunity with you as a viewer. Give a shot it's free on NBC right now the first three episodes have aired and then if you see if you like it yeah and if you're into it you want to hear people talk about it like Dilly and I then head on over to patreon all right we love you guys very much oh my god what did it again well I did it again no Oh, I did it again. No reviews. And we got, I had reviews screen-shotted too. But we got to get out of here.

OK. We're going to do it for the season finale. Oh, that's good. We'll do a review segment. Let's get some feedback right at the end of this. Because there was some bad ones and some good ones. I'm so excited to read them. All right, we love you guys very much.

Thank you for listening. I'm Dylan. Say goodbye. Pat, say goodbye. Later, dudes. No