Another Below Deck Podcast - Gay Ghosts and Mean Uncles | Below Deck S11 E4

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

Dylan and Pat are back to break down gay ghosts, mean uncles, the horrors of Yorba Linda, gravity bongs, boils, love and more from Bravo's Below Deck. Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcast_Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbelowdeckpodcast

Well, chef Anthony, he likes to put love into his food, you know, because he needs love. He wants love, you know? And he had it at one time. He was married. He was going great. And then his uncle turned his wife into a seerat. Next, you know, he's having sex with her. And now the holidays are awkward. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast.

My name is Dylan. I am settled up next to one Patrick Hickey permission to come aboard granted. How are you beautiful? I'm doing great. Beautiful. Um, hey, everybody factor is a thing that is making our lives better. Wellness shots, the purity of the pink, the purity of the yellow and the turmeric, the purity of the green. I mean, it's unlike anything I've ever tasted before factor delivery service that brings fresh, homemade, delicious, not frozen meals. Never frozen. We'll get into it later on the episode. But listen, we have public service announcements to get to. Patrick, Love Is Blind is our favorite show. Where can they listen to that? You can listen to it at patreon.com.com.com.com.com.com. Another podcast network. It is some of our best work this season. It is amazing. Amazing. I'm sure if you're in all those different groups and whatnot, people are talking about it. Maybe

you've turned your back on and said, you know, I'm a little too late to the race here. It's crazy. There's somebody that looks like Megan Fox on the show this season. Everyone is an adulterous piece of shit. I mean, it's just marvelous reality. Oh, they are horrible. They're horrible. But I always tell Dylan what makes great TV, reality TV, horrible people, people that you dislike.

We have great recaps over there. Also, we have another feed. It's called Bad TV. If in my dream, Bad TV would be where everybody goes to listen to us. Because we have two other shows besides Below Deck over there, we are recapping 90 day single life with Ruby, Ruby Wren, and also Vandepump Rules. And maybe you're not watching both those shows,

but you'd like to hear Dylan and old Patty in your ear a couple times a week. Yeah, because what naturally happens with those television shows, seeing that they are as boring as can be, is we just kind of flow. The show, we talk about the Napoleonic Wars, we talk about Patrick Saw like children fighting at a birthday. It's just like a lot of different comedies stuff

on those shows. Dylan speaking of which. Just let me really quickly, I'm gonna adjust the mic. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. I'll talk. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Okay. So Dylan and I have been discussing a lot of things that we want to add to make our our feed better. So at bad TV in a couple weeks, just a little tease here. I want to feel it out so you guys in the comments section. Love it. We are going to be covering Vanderpump Rules in 90-day single life and we're going to add another show in that feed. It's a version of our another podcast show. We're Dylan and I just bring stuff in and we gab and goof about things that aren't tethered to reality TV. So if that excites you and that's something you'd like to hear, let us know in the comments.

Yeah. I mean, the paywall stuff is going to be the stuff that is really the juiciest stuff, the personal stuff. I'm gonna play my set from this weekend, so many people. I was so scared. We're gonna go through the whole thing. If you're interested in that and that story about those children fighting at the birthday party that Patrick Waddugo to patreon.com.com. So that's another podcast network. Yeah, you go there. I'll tell you how we started our patreon is look, this is stuff I can't talk about on a free feed.

Yeah. Judd Apatow's wife, her name is Leslie man. She's a complete bitch. And I told all the horrible stories about that horrible, horrible person that's married to Judd Apatow. Yeah. And he said allegedly in front of all of them. So listen, get in the iTunes, ratings, reviews, leave five stars, kind words.

We love you guys very much. Let's get into the show. Patrick, how was this episode? How many pots do you give it? Okay, I am loving this season. And I don't know why I just it's the episodes fly by. I have lots of thoughts on all the things that are happening in the episodes. Okay, the episode was named always Sunny and Grenada, which clearly was a play on the FX show, I think, right? Always Sunny and Grenada. Yeah, you know, a lot of people over the years

have compared what we do on this podcast to that show. I've never seen a single episode. So, that's a shame. It's such a funny show. It is. Well, anyway, you haven't thought of the smell, you bitch. Anyway, Grenada has a very, very complicated history. I mean, we invaded them over nothing.

I mean, we did, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There was a movie made about that. We tend to do that. Well, no politics. No politics. All right, but there is gonna be some judgment. Jared, I'm sure you're a nice guy,

but the briefcase full of bullshit that you displayed on tonight's show, I can't let you get away with it. It was nonsense. And it reminded me of when my dad, when he took a 17-year vacation from me. And when I finally met up with him again, he spewed a bunch of the same nonsense that you had to say about this episode. He was like, listen, Patrick, I'm sorry. Your mother wouldn't let me see you. I'm sorry. Oh, really, you fuck, your mother wouldn't let me see you. I'm so, Oh really? You fucker. Wow. You're bigger than her.

I'm sorry that I, uh, wasn't in your life, but the wifi was really bad. Yeah. Okay. Well, you suck and you're full of shit. That was a really sad moment. But yeah, J, Jared's absentee fathering, uh, is probably pretty triggering for Patrick.

It is very triggering. So cool at young man, get on anan Airlines flight and go see that fucking kid. Okay. Barbie and Frazier. Look, Frazier is, look, it's not ever a good idea to have an impromptu employee review. At a bar. Not a good move there. However, I think Frazier has learned quite a bit from the past in management and he is trying to do his best to be a no-nonsense leader and I am all here for it.

I mean Fraser's got a tough gig, you know, he's got Barbie and then he's got a vampire and he's got a woman who was the victim of your Belinda horror. So I mean he's really got a lot going on. A lot of plates spitting this one. Absolutely. Well, 30, no, I really enjoyed the episode. The charter guests were lovely. Usually they would be boring, but they were, you know, kind of your filthy Hicks. So it kind of made it fun. I'm glad you said that. When I was watching them, I was like, they look like they all own like a snow plowing business and then there's a reality show about it on A&E I couldn't make odds of it. They look like my entire family back east So I have a particular love for these people. I thought they were very sweet lots of drama lots of stuff to get into

Ben Quickly rising to the top of a pole position you do not want to be on for this podcast. Well, I got a nickname for you, Ben. It's called back channel, Ben. Okay. You don't, you want to be back channel, Ben, because that means you're a gossipy little bitch. And when you get a Trump nickname like that from Pat, you know, you're in deep shit. 70 pots. We kick things off at the poor house with Tyray. Nope, that is a sad man that sweats a lot. That is a different

reality television show. We begin with Fraser reporting Barbie's poor behavior to Captain Kerry. Now, I'll have to ask Fraser, we, you know, him and I talk, you know, Fraser, get in my DMs. Were you reporting this to get it on the record so that Carrie knew what a pay in the ass she was, or did you, were you trying to get her fucking fired? I think it might be the former and I like the play from Fraser. It kind of blows up in his face tonight because Kat is not suitable. I mean, she's treating the table like a Denny's that serves wine and don't pour across the table and like lift your leg up to

pour wine for somebody. You know, I mean, listen, he's trying to get Barbie out of the equation and for good reason. Listen, we saw in the recap that Fraser told the demon to be nice to cat. And this was hot off the heels of hearing about the horrors of your Belinda. Now Barbie was a little flustered by that. And she does, I know, I know it's not her fault. She doesn't know what cat went through, but the juxtaposition of the two different upbringings and one just being completely unable to be empathic or understanding towards somebody else, it's just we got to give Barbie a little bit more time, I think, but man, Barbie and Ben are 1a and 1b.

Right, I agree with that. All right, so Carrie, Captain Carrie here, unlike his predecessor, he doesn't have a pocket full of plane tickets, you know? He's a little thing called Breezen to try and figure things out. Frazier should have just reported that Barbie insisted on making margaritas with orange juice. Then of course, Captain Carrie would have said,

well, she's an insane person and no one's safe on the boat. You're not gonna believe this the other day. We were talking about margaritas, right? Margaritas. Yeah, Margaritas. Just let me finish the story. So she wants to put orange juice in and I say no, she pulls out a catalog from the 1950s and I'm like, well, what are we doing? But no, Carrie asks a really good question. Is she good at anything? And that's a question that you have to ask, because it often time, it is not the case with these creatures.

I mean, sometimes they're just... There's nothing there. They're really not good at anything. So, good cue from Captain Kerry. A little landmine here for Fraser. Captain Kerry thinks that Fraser... And it's just gonna... It's just a tough name for us Americans, you know,

is it a Z is an SU? I mean, who knows? Frazier knows. Okay. So Kerry thinks that Frazier might be a little too emotional. You don't want that brand, but I think that these two are going to be absolutely fine. We move on. It's a big day and we get to more Barbie stuff She says that she had a father that applauded everything that she did parents do not do this Do not create weapons of mass destruction in human form. It is very irresponsible and it's kind of pathetic

It's just too easy to do. Well, I think I'm doing it with my little Ellie. I Barbie. Okay, so yeah, she says, this is Barbie. She says she was a daddy's girl and daddy never gave her any negative feedback, even that one time that she burned her neighbor's house down to elderly people lived there, Dill. And he said, good job, my little pyro. Well, they were burned badly. And I think the real, like, dagger was when she dressed as burned victims for Halloween the next year. And dad said, way to go honey Wow, you you're right. I can't believe you made that costume with the $5,000 that I gave you

It's just like My eyes are in the back of my head with this one Breakfast special is special. It is avocado toast with eggs on top. Tony is killing it. Sunny is struggling with men being dicks on deck, like Ben, who you'll remember radio-raded last week because... She wasn't wearing a light vest. No, I thought you were going to say he's a bitch. Oh, he's a bitch. Clearly. I mean, that goes without saying. Um, so we head out for another beach picnic, not a beach picnic, a beautiful ceremony by a waterfall. At the Andale Waterfalls. That's where our phrase goes to head out. No mangroves.

Definitely not. It would have been magnificent had they been there, but they weren't there. So it's just a regular place. Imagine like a Lord of the Rings like waterfall made better by weeds with evil in them. You know? So let's get back to wherever you want to go. All right. So Captain Kerry, he chats with his fiance and apparently he'll be officiating their gold Meg. What's your name?

I can't. I don't want to fuck up. I got it. Write the name down next time she's on screen. I'll not call her gold. Meg will call her by her given name. So here's my response. Uh, here's my problem. and this is like a good problem to

have. We get screeners and they put this watermark over. I can't fucking see anything. He had the of the subtitles. Right. Okay. So I can't fucking see anything. There's a conversation that takes place. I have no idea what was said in Spanish. Yes. Yeah. Okay. So Barbie and Ben Chat and she stare. She shares that. There's a conversation that takes place. I have no idea what was said in Spanish. Yes. Yeah, okay So Barbie and Ben chat and she stare she shares that

She's kind of into unattractive guys And she only connects with souls, right? So she basically lets Ben Know that he's in the friend zone and also Kyle's in the friend zone. Yeah Apparently when she looked into Kyle's soul, it was drunk and it was shaking its cock at everyone. It was a man, kind of looked like Kyle, but it's his animus, so it's not actually him. But striking similarities, laying on the ground,

he's just been knocked out. And he still has a bottle of Buckfast in his hand, and he has puke on him. So she was like, you know, weird soul. That's a very, very pained soul. But you know, a lot, there's a lot of pain in that region, a lot of good poetry comes from that region, a lot of good, I think it's pretty much just poetry. Yeah. That's about it. Okay. So the thing about this that I picked up on is just Ben trafficking in scumbaggery. Once again, I mean, when she tells him that she's into Jared, he almost throws up in

his mouth and is like, really? Then he goes and tells Kyle and the guy is just trafficking in deceit and seerat shit. I mean, my God, this guy. Well, I appreciate it. I'm here. I appreciate Kyle in this moment when back channel, Ben, tells Kyle the news, Kyle's not faced. He says, you know, despite his soul basically being a bathtub of whiskey, he'll win at the end of the day.

And I believe he will. So while Fraser is comparing Barbie to bacteria, she calls her mother. She speaks at her about how she doesn't feel valued, and then in talking, in a talking head, says, I don't quit because quitters are losers. I am a winner. She's the opposite of a loser, which makes her a winner. All of it makes sense. Barbie, listen to me.

You are, in this moment, a Sea Rat. If you have won anything at this kind of junction or juncture, what is it? Is it junction or juncture? Juncture. Juncture. If you've won anything up until this point, it is because you have been on the performance enhancing drugs of deep pockets. And the fact that you have not accepted it, or just with any ounce of humility makes you seem once again, I'll say it as softly as I can, like a creature from hell. And I'm sorry for saying that, but it's just, she's very young. She's very young.

But you know, Frazier has already deemed her a quote unquote rotten apple. And rotten apple is one of my favorite porn performers, you know? You know what her whole stick is? She's sh!t! And then guy sh!t! I don't want to, we're gonna have have to cut that we're gonna have to cut

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And that's when she was like, I can't believe you called me that. Yeah, that was intense. And if I know my see rats, there's still a good chance they'll have sex. It was so interesting though, Ben was like, oh no, no, no, sorry. No, no, no, no, I wasn't trying to rat on you.

I was trying to rat on Jared. My bad, if you misconstrued the like JV McAvelli intactic, I was trying to get Jared in trouble. I mean, it affects us to the entire thing pretty much. Ben, do better. And listen, the difficulty with you doing better is that this was shot so many moons ago. So it's probably, probably just going to keep do big like this. So, um, we get ready for the falls. Barbie proposes to Jared Barbie. I don't like you, but I don't wish bad things on you do not

do not get married or commit to this man in any way shape or form he's way too high. So we get to the wedding. Yeah. Yeah. I was gonna say I have lots of thoughts on Jared. Both his way he's kind of will get to it. Sorry. Okay. Frazier loves love. Frazier wants his wedding to be a small affair. And I hope you do that Frazier because having weddings with 300 people will definitely mean that 100 people will be guests that you've never met.

And they'll be chewing on your surf and turf that you paid for and they'll be saying things like this needs more seasoning. And then some other asshole. I paid $50 for this, the chicken's dry. Are you someone's cousin? What are you doing here? Our wedding was crashed by my wife's family. Literally, we invited a couple of her cousins. I didn't know them. They showed up with like four extra people. I don't care. You know, we're in the flow. We're getting married. I'm having a good time. But there are people that are very, very serious about the RSVP list, you know, and that was a slight and a dishonor to that process, that entire theater. So I understand. Listen, I'll give you my hands, I'll give you my hearts,

but I will not give you my last beer. The vibes of this ceremony were lovely. The vibes of these guests are so lovely. Let's get back to the boat where there is some stuff going on. Kat is frustrated that she's being behind this. She's kind of falling behind into the scene. I'm not saying this right. She's not She's behind the scenes is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, I understand

that They could make a Hulu documentary about what you went through but you are Just sit back for now. Let the boat explode, okay? Just be patient, okay? You're not ready for prime time. You cry every episode, you know? And we understand why. The guest head back and Barbie says, yeah, what's up? Oh, can I point one thing out?

All right, so I forget where this was, but at some point, Barbie tells Jared that he's her favorite person and she does it right in front of Frasier. Yeah. And then like the ghost of gay karma comes in and throws, uh, yeah, throws a right the fuck off that chair. Dude, gay ghosts are very dangerous.

They're very, very dangerous. Um, they're fun as hell and they're great dancers and they know how to decorate a fucking living room, but do not get on their bedside. They'll throw you out of a fucking chair. So, uh, ghostbusters, like another gay ghost again. I mean, they're taking people out in droves. The guest head back, Barbie says that she, yeah.

Okay. So when Barbie says that Jared is her favorite person, he laughs in this, um, I want to be careful here. I want to be careful here. Um, Jared has the energy of someone who just ripped a gravity bong in a dirty living room with a bunch of people cheering for him. It's this like you pick your head up and you cough literally tissue out of your lungs and you have zero clue what's going on.

And that is him at all hours. Forgive me, you're speaking of Jared, right? Yeah. Oh, he's definitely on booger sugar. I allegedly booger sugar. He's taking dabs in the toilet. His voice is always so congested. I know I'm going to be a dick right now, but he sounds like he's hauling lines all night. Okay. So allegedly, allegedly, that's a subjective opinion.

And it is irresponsible and hurtful, but it is subjective. So, um, it's really just guesswork. I mean, you're like a Beagle right now. We get quite a Seerat story from Chef Anthony. Can I break down the game? Absolutely. He wants to watch this episode. And I saw this part.

I could think of nothing else, but I cannot wait for Pat to break this down because in terms of CRAT Sadness this is you listen. It's not quite your father was murdered go go do great up there. It's not quite You work for a production company you lived a crazy sad life and we'd like to make a movie about it But it is pretty fucking sad. Oh yeah. Well, chef Anthony, he likes to put love into his food, you know, cause he needs love. He wants love, you know, and he had it at one time. He was married, he's going great. And then, uh, and then his uncle turned his

wife into a seerat. Next, you know, he's, he's having sex with her. And now the holidays are awkward. At Christmas last year Anthony said to his uncle near a tree, he said, happy holidays. And his uncle said, happy holidays. I'm living in your house now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought for a certain you were gearing up to say, smell my fingers. I mean, I was positive that that was coming out of your mouth. But yeah, I mean, does family mean nothing to you? Tony's uncle. I mean, how could you do this to your brother and or sister's son? She was hot.

Let's get to the nighttime. Barbie is yanked off of service. Um, Fraser, I think is trying to set cat up to take over, but Barbie is correct. I mean, if you want service to fall off a cliff, you know, put a name tag on her and a smock because it'll make more sense. No, I'm kidding. Kat doesn't do great, but she does fine. Let's get to dinner. Yeah. It is Sam and Tartar to kick things off and what looks like some kind of flaky pastry bowl. Before we get to the second course, which is a car crash.

We talk about Jared. Well, let's talk about Jared really quickly. He says, I think about Barbie. When you see me on the beach, I'll be sitting by the fire. I like it hot baby. I like it hot. Jared, you have to stop doing drugs. It's like so crazy. You just can't talk like this. Um, the second course is a beat cappuccino. What is this?

Why is it beats in a martini glass because that's disgusting right? Why is it called a cappuccino? I I hate everything about this dish. I hate that it is the second course I hate that it's masquerading is some kind of course. I hate that it's masquerading is some kind of desserty kind of thing. I hate that there's this much of this concentrated an amount of beat. It's just wild to me. Oh, Captain Kerry is a dinner, we should say that the third course is a crab cake. It is thin and unevenly cooked. What were you

gonna say? Well, to break up dinner a little bit. Yeah, Captain Kerry is sitting there and some of the small talk is about a predator in the outback that can be lured in with a piece of soap and a string. I would not eat that animal because it eats soap. That can't be good for you. No, no, no.

What kind of animal was it? Never said. But it was some kind of like a shrimp like thing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He was talking about a crawfish. Well, their version of it. Their version of crawfish.

You know, having spent a fair amount of time in New Orleans, I always felt out of place. One, because the people there are extremely racist, but two, crawfish boils are for me. Orated for me. Too much work. Personally, for me, I'm not the biggest fan of them, because what I'm not the biggest fan of is eating the shit strings of fucking mudbugs. And I don't like corn on the cob either. So it's really just potatoes and sausage for me. Yeah. And I don't like spending three and a half minutes to peel skin off a dead animal, so I can put it in my mouth. You cannot devane crawfish. And man, is that a beautiful euphemism.

Devane. So Tony, well, cat is spilling wine all over the place, like a drunk person. Well, it's a catastrophe. Yeah, it's a catastrophe. Tony eventually puts out some pretty sick dishes here. You got to give him some credit. Asparagus risotto with red snapper and rumesco. I don't really understand why a piece of fish has to sit atop a bowl of risotto.

I'm not really sure, but listen, Tony's uncle took his wife, so let's give him some grace. Yeah. The final course is a lamb pop with a lovely reduction and a very, very pretty wedding cake. However, dangerous. The first couple of courses were, I think he rounded it out very, very well. I'm going to call it a double sliding into second base 59 pots. Wow. Yeah.

Okay. We get to the final day, but real quick, we get a creepy cam shot of Ben's ass. Mm-hmm. Uh, I just want to be an impartial judge here. You know, we, we, we say that it's creepy when it's in women's cabins. You know, it's very customary for below deck. Maybe it's like a, a prop's before and after 2020 kind of thing where I don't know if they do it as often.

Maybe I'm just desensitized. They showed a couple of seasons ago, a guy in his bunk jerking off. Yeah, jerking off. I understand that it's part of the show, but maybe like, I don't know. I don't want to sound like a prude because I'm sure there are lots of ladies out there that love Ben's ass, you know, I'm not trying to take people's fun away.

I'm not a narc. Let's get to the next day. Next day. Kerry and Fraser talk about how Cat was on Fentanyl last night and how that wasn't okay. It's a little too green to be doing service. I think Frasier was prepping cat so he could fire Barbie at any moment and not miss a beat. This industry has a habit of not firing people. People don't get fired in this world mainly because they don't have someone to replace them.

Dylan and I just recapped a season of Med where Chef, what was that idiot's name? It was a psychopath. Chef Adam, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He basically tried to poison guests three times by serving them onions. Yeah. And then we also had someone that did get fired. This was a misstep for serving nachos with microwave corn on them.

The corn wasn't microwaved. It was, I think it was cold. Right, well this was a sanny misstep, she replaced her with a janitor from a whale hunting vessel named Dushka, and that didn't go well either, so you know, you can't win. No, you can't cook rotten pork in stainless steel pans with no lipid on the bottom. What will happen is the fond is not even anything that you want to deglaze. It is nothing but poison. And Dushka smoked while she cooked.

And fire alarms got set off. Sandy was like, hey, it's nothing more than a bath. Can I tell you, as a little kid, you don't even know. All right, so I used to go to this diner. And the lady cook in my breakfast had a cigarette in her mouth. The ashes I could see were falling into my eggs. Yeah, it's S and P, you know,

they say S and P, salt and pepper. For her is salt and pomeol. Pomeol ash was going, the red kind, classic pomeol, hundreds, long long just sucked him down all day. Also, lest we forget Kiko who served a bunch of black people domino brownies at the be at Vegas night.

You know Vegas, one of the culinary hot beds of America. Now it's not good like, you know, it's all Vegas cuisine is like going to Mr. Chow's and Beverly Hills. You'll pay fifty six dollars for a plate of orange chicken. Is it a lot better than Panda Express? Not really, but you're in Vegas, baby. Gosh, makes me in sense. So the guests depart. Oh no, first we dock and despite Jared having zero idea what units of measurement are as kind of an app as a concept. They do dock without killing everybody. The guest depart, we get a little on Jared, Alaskan daughter. Here we go.

Jared. Get the popcorn ready. Here we go. Well, actually they're asking, the crew is asking Jared like, hey, what's up? He's like, well, I have a three year old daughter, I've never met her in person.

And they're as confused as this podcaster is. He blabs on about the reasons why he has a mentor. He's essentially blaming the baby mama and concludes his rambling nonsense by saying he's working to correct it. But this is him. It's hard to sew back a wound without leaving a scar. Forgive me for saying this,

but stop with the loser talk, loser. I sound judgy, but it's because I'm judging. You're a father, no one's holding your daughter hostage. Get on a fucking plane, you loser. And if you're hearing this, don't hate me for saying this. I don't give a shit what you think, you knuckle dragging fucker. Stop with the excuses.

The longer it goes on without meeting her, the tougher it's gonna be to form a bomb with her. And I know this firsthand. Yeah. Yeah. Was that a little... No, it's fine. And listen, like, you know, to be fearful of scars is to just give up. You know, I mean, that's, that's what life is. You have to weather these things and you have to be brave enough to do so.

You can't just cower and then blame life for your unhappiness. It's just sad to see people doing that. I'll tell you this on a different note though, Jared. I'm creating a Barbie, so there's that. Yeah, I mean, much better to be an absentee father than create a Barbie. 100%. at least the kid will be tough So we get to the tip meeting

Pat I 22k 22k. Yeah, not bad Justice for inflation. I think it's about 19 five we asked Vampira What she's going to do with the money in stark contrast to Barbie. Vampira says therapy and a chiropractor, not a Louis bag. I said it earlier on in the season. I see when I don't want to get into it. We don't need to just continue talking about Barbie being spoiled, I apologize.

So really sad moment actually with Jared. I thought the wifi is fucked up and he can't speak to his daughter. Fuck it, let's get drinks. You know, I want to say this. Again, I'm beating him up. It's fine, I beat a lot of people up. What a little like behind

the curtain. So with production, we've learned this as we've talked to Sea Rats over the years. A lot of these interviews that you're seeing where the crew is basically talking about the things that you're seeing in the interview room, it's on the nights out. So as they're prepping to go out that night out to a bar, this is when they're doing the interviews. So just give you some context on that. What are you doing with your phone? Well, I was just, I was trying to figure out the timeline here because I was pretty sure he had a couple of coronas

while he was doing that interview, you know? Am I being too hard on this idiot? No, no, no, it's fine. You're very trickered. You know, you didn't have a good father. No, I didn't have a father, Dylan. And what are podcasts for if not to share your deepest trauma with people who don't know you?

I feel like I'm connecting. Yeah, and it's a public service. I mean, I'm sure a lot of people don't have great relationships with their fathers and They're relating right now. They they they feel heard they feel seen Wow, that's why I do this work. So we hit the vans. No, we do it for money That's the other reason. Yeah. No, that's the reason so we hit the vans and had to 61 West and Captain Kerry will be joining Kerry. we love you, but let's not make a habit of this, okay? One. I love how he's talking, tossing back that Merlo.

Oh yeah. They're talking a little smack like, thank God these, oh God, that's a horrible accent. Jared, make fun of me for that. I don't do invitations well. Anyway. Kerry. Kerry.

No, I said Jared make fun of me. Oh, okay, Carrie, no, I said, Jared, make fun of me. Oh, okay. Okay. Captain Carrie, he was like, uh, mixing it up there, talking about how guests can suck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But let's not make a habit of it, right?

Because one thing we can't see is Captain Carrie tipsy. I don't want to see that at all. Oh, dude, it'll make me, it'll give me the yick. I don't want to see that. No, no, no, you mean a certain thing to young people. I had a college professor that I looked up to and then he was like, come up to my room and I was slow. What do you wait? Well, people can be really disappointing sometimes and they try to sexually assault you. So, um, McCary, uh, we need you to not want to party with the kids and to, we need the kids to make mistakes without adult supervision, but leaves in a timely manner. That will not

stop Jared. He smashes a glass and kicks a chair in front of his boss. I Don't think there's any way this guy's making it the whole season. I don't think there's any fucking way Don't think so either And as a result of Jared doing this, I believe Barbie deems him a sloppy Drunk and turn off and she says, where's Kyle? Yeah. And, and Ben calls this out in front of Jared, like a dick. I'm, I'm Ben is a mentor, dude. Like he, I'm just seeing these very loud attempts at subtle at subtle shittiness and it's gross. If we only had someone to call him a dick to his face,

enter powerful Quebec war warrior princess Sonny. She says, you're trying to embarrass people and get people in trouble. And he says, I don't know, that's just being cheeky. God, I hope I just pray she doesn't hook up with him again. I pray, at least not tonight, at least not tonight. Hey, Jared, just to be fair to you, I dislike Ben more than I dislike you. Yeah, I mean, he's never called you a bitch, you know? So overlining. So Kat is not getting along with everyone. She's very sensitive and feels like she's being bland. Well, Kat, if we're trying to go out and get

blacked out, don't recommend go fish. Okay. She begins breaking down and Fraser takes her aside and consoles her. Fraser is really. It's got a lot going on. This is a night out. This is when you're supposed to be like relaxing. Yeah. It's putting out a lot of fires. He's taking care of cat.

He's putting out a lot of fires, but he has a high wire act here because he recognizes that cat has been through all that stuff in your Belinda and he recognizes that cat is emotionally unstable right now in this environment, but he also recognizes that Barbie is a demon and he needs cat to usurper. So he has to imbbu cat with the potential he needs her to have. It's a very, very difficult thing to do. Let's see what happens next week. I know Fraser and Barbie chat that will be at the beginning of next episode, getting the iTunes, radio, reviews, the five stars, kind boards.

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