Kill James Bond! - Goodbye Sandy, Hello Lee | Below Deck S10 E14

Episode Date: March 2, 2023

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feel like a searing pain and wherever it bit you, and you do want to keep your legs elevated, but you probably won't die. You'll just be incredibly sick. Well, you have to drink your friends pee. Huh? Welcome aboard! Another brand spanking episode of another Bolognic podcast. My name is Dylan, I'm Sadler at next to one Patrick Hickey. Great to be here for permission to come aboard. Granted, so what do we do about this?

You want to have Kaelin say hi yeah are we doing producer or anything yet I think it's a little early on to give them that yeah okay um hi that's it hi that's him that's him all right um very thrown off by the whole thing. Okay. I understand it's something different. New, something new. Yeah. We fear change.

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So we have to get into the episode What an episode it was Yes, hey less than triumphant return of of our favorite captain Lee How many pods are you going to give tonight's episode of Bullock? Well Dylan interestingly enough I'd rather use my time To rather than give my thoughts and pots to actually share with the audience uh... the news uh... very upsetting there will be no

reunion sure uh... that was shared to us and a verified by one katey who's on the show we had a great interview with her interview coming later this week yet yes she was upset she just heard the news right and then i go on you know uh... elisa had already posted what bravo sent them uh... keep your mouth shut others no fucking reunion yeah i was like why no reunion cuz k a s i said i don't know and i was like pondering and i'm like well

rage told us last year she wasn't fucking show enough you and i have pro excuse me a privately talking talk to a guy that's dry cough it's weather and it's weather but it but it's it's wet weather we've had so much. But it's wet weather. We've had so much rain. I know it's not dry at all. We've had so much rain. All right, well anyway, Alyssa said,

can you not laugh so much, please? My God, man. You can't help yourself. I can't help it. Okay, and then Soros isn't going, Alyssa's not going, and then I thought, actually, you know what it might be. What? I think it might be a little squabble

over that Sandy and Lee, for who gets, you know, lead might be. What? I think it might be a little squabble over that Sandy and Lee for who gets, you know, lead title of Captain. You know, you've made a grave mistake here. Really? You've not announced that you are donning a certain TFC. Okay, this is a tinfoil cap. However, I actually have the audio of Sandy and Captain Lee trying to work this out.

And Andy, apparently just said, fuck it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. Press play. Uh, Kaelin. Uh, this is Lee. Look Sandy. It's my boat. I want to answer all the questions out of reunion This, Sandy Uh, she says this is Sandy. Yeah, you basically missed the whole season Lee. Well, I know how about I throwing a bone for an old sheet dog here I don't think so. Sandy, let me ask you something. Have you ever touched a pl- Only four people on earth have gotten that far with their tongue.

Lee's one of them. All right. Several people have died. So can I talk to Andy please? No. So they couldn't agree, right? And that's when Andy just pulled the plug on the whole fucking thing. Right, right, right.

Lee is very vulgar outside of the production of the show. Why did he swear? I didn't, I didn't, it wasn't. Oh no, I mean, speaking of the kind of Latin terms for the deepest recesses of the anal track, like that, I'd never heard anything like that. Plica for Salis. You're basically touching the bottom of the stomach at that point.

Do you imagine a tongue getting up there? Give the man his due. Let him talk to Andy. Okay. All right. So you're not going to give any pots because what did acquiring that audio take too much out of you? All right Dylan, fine, you pulled it out of me. I actually enjoyed the episode. We were

sitting on on Laquisha a little bit more of Laquisha. That was fun. Boy, they hate it. Wow, what a micro aggression from you, huh? I get my God, her name's Laquisha. I enjoyed the episode. Food was pretty good. I'm curious to hear what you have to say about that dinner. Oh you mean the surf and turf? Yeah. Sure yeah I'm excited to get there. And I don't know Rachel was interesting. Good episode overall fornots. Yeah tonight was really cool because of how important wind played a role.

Or how important a role wind played. You know, we had had some people say this was kind of like a respite from all the drama. Glad we're back to below deck. This isn't the below deck that I want to be back at. I don't want to be back with Captain Time's share and Teppet, Tame, birthday celebrations that are not at clubs that are in the main salon. I thought it to be a rather

an inspiring episode, 90 pots. Okay, so let's get into it. We don't. Not right now. So we cheers to prosperity and we join Captain TimeShare in her time share. She was, oh, what's that? Sandy, it's 15 fucking minutes before dinner. Can you not be a child at a reptile exhibit right now? Because that's what you're like right now. You're just pointing at things and you're asking, what's that, what's that?

And it's not the time. But Rache feels secure knowing that she's about to get, you know, dearly departed leave the book is her and lee have been texting these sayings back and forth to one another that don't make any sense and and quite frankly it's not helping Rachel's kind of mental forever what she's going through yeah she's going crazy and crazy now i should point out Dylan that sandy uh... while she knows lia's coming back to the boat she's not going to uh... i guess uh... give the information that back to the boat, she's not going to, I guess, give the information,

that information to the rest of the crew. I guess because she says he's old and one slip in the bathtub, you know, for those old bastards, you know, that could be the end of them. We talked about the dangers of falls, many times for the elderly. And once again, it's very similar to babies. A fall is bad for them too.

The table is set for dinner. It is an explosion of Rose Petals surrounding a single sternal burner and the rest of the table is pretty much empty. Just a stunning display of tablescaping. I mean, where's Bog is when you need her? I know, well, she's writing all those books about tablescaping, what's going on. Hey, you know, Nick is the only person

that ever bought any copies. Yeah, they bought three. They're still here. By the way, listeners, if you want one, you got to pay for the post to gel mail on to you. Yep. All right, so dinner service is very odd because Frazier's running around with his fucking head cut off

and he's got two stews Vacuuming hair extensions up down in those guest cabins. Yeah, come on Frazier You're you know Sandy gives him his due. Excuse me for a full transformation at some point in this This charter he hasn't changed one fucking bit He's still overworked himself till three in the morning. He's not delegating properly. The only missing thing here is is a lisa. Yeah, he has in Transform at all. Well, uh, Transformations usually don't take place over the course of 24 to 36 hours and we'll get to the text messages and we'll get to the public Displays of pride and whatnot, but um, well, they do happen Dylan. There's a little show called 24 hours from hell and back with Gordon Ramsay where he goes into a restaurant in twenty four hours. Yeah.

He transformed transforms a restaurant where the kitchen and the freezer freezer had shrimp from nineteen ninety nine in their rotting that they were about to serve people in twenty four hours with some pain on the walls. Yeah. And obviously some cockroach removal. He's able to put that business back on its feet in 24 hours. Not only that, some really, really aggressive depth psychology of Gordon Ramsay just screaming at people until they realize all of the trappings of their lives and they fix it instantaneously.

They go from letting fish rot, cooking it, and serving it to unsuspecting victims to a upstanding passionate culinary member up those hearts. So, um, I told you. So I stand corrected. So Johnny sees the table, wants a hug, obviously.

Fraser's got to leave room for the Holy Ghost there because I feel like he could get a little poke in the stomach if he doesn't. If you get into close, Johnny's got to leave room for the Holy Ghost there because I feel like he could get a little poke in the stomach if he doesn't. If you get into close, Johnny's all hopped up. Dinner is going to be drum roll, please. Stake. But before we get to, yes, staking an 80s party, this is not the below deck I want to go back to.

This is carbon copy. This is carbon copy. We have to talk about the wind and how it's not going to do anything and how in 15 minutes we'll dock with that in the issues. Sandy's up on night. She didn't sleep a wink. She's up on night. So dinner is served. First course is Caesar salad, the king of salads.

This gets the crew pretty rowdy. Johnny starts pumping and moving his hips on one of the older women and her ass falls out. I like it. I get a little bow talks, a little lift here or there, whatever makes you feel covered girl, but when you're 60 years old, why do you have plastic in your ass? And you're amongst friends too. I mean, you can take the pageant, or you can take the girl out of the pack. Just plastic, you don't miss university. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What am I trying to say? You can take the girl out of the pageant industry, you can't take the horrors of the pageant industry out of the girl. I think that's it, yeah. Dylan, wait till you're 60, and then from that point of view, you can evaluate whether or not people should have fake asses.

You know what I mean? No. You don't want to not get old. That's it's our personal business. I don't want to get old. I want to look handsome. I want to be like Tom Cruise. Do you stuff socks and your fucking pants to make it look

like you're cocks bigger when you're going to an event with close friends except for the Keesh. No. Right. I think it's a little sick and a little sad that this woman's putting plastic shit in her ass. And she's not securing it well at all. Johnny was barely face fucking her and it fell out. So moving on.

The next course is obviously surf and turf. It's below deck and these people are paying $60,000 a day. So it's shrimp, it's filet mignon, you can get this at outback steakhouse. And you can get it marginally less delicious. There's no gold leaf at outback steakhouse, but it is significantly cheaper. And I mean 59,500. Yeah, a lot cheaper. Now, I was shocked that Laquiche wasn't pissed that Rache was stolen out that sticker gold. Right. Like you wouldn't kindergarten class to all the little kindergartners. Everyone gets a sticker. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was nice of Rache. I think

she did it to intentionally piss Laquiesh off. Yeah, well, Laquiesh is a fierce capitalist, right? So, fucking, oh, Carl's back there. Just doling out all these fucking things evenly to people. It's really disgusting, and I was on Laquiesh's side. No one else requested gold leaf. There would be no gold leaf if this This innovating robber bear and hadn't have asked for it. So anyways, let's talk about Haley

And the time when she found out that she knew that she thought she might be gay Jerry Hall well Ginger spice ginger spice Now, I don't know if you were probably at the age, it's not a perfect analog, but it's like, when little zan was running around, that's like how I felt about little zan. Like, you just a little too for the children. Yes, yes.

How did you feel about the spice? I was 20 when the spice girls hit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that cough is so bad. I was so attracted to sporty spice. I mean, it's unbelievable. I'm gonna drink some dicoca. Yeah, all of the aspirate is crystallizing

in kind of like a fiberglass network of tendrils. And when air goes down your esophagus, I feel better now. Would you go get a cat scan for me or something? I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Jesus.

I apologize for equating the spice girls to Lil Zan. Okay, the spice girls were so much more cultural, or rather, a league rel event. Then Lil Zan is, and they were immensely talented, maybe not. But who is your favorite spice girl? Sporty spice. Sporty. I think she was the only one that could I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying.

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Yeah. Really? Yeah, he's pretty mad about that. You know, Eddie Murphy used to frequent that coffee bean over on Whitsitt and Ventura. Is that right? Yeah. Oh, wow. See him there.

A lot of Coke deals go on there, you know. Really? Yeah. I think there's a Jim Bere Coke deals go on there, you know. Really? Yeah. I think there's a Jim Berean extort, so that's sad. Well. All right, so Sandy cannot dock. Again, Sandy is speaking of how she cannot dock and we get to the 80s party pat, anything on this horse that has been beat to,

I mean, it's like leave the carcass alone at this point. It's just ridiculous. We keep going back here. Yeah, it was sad. We only got about a minute at the party, maybe even less. They apparently had a great time, but don't enough to tip well. Let's get to the next day then.

Next morning. Tony is pumping and Frazier is ambing Haley because it is her birthday Now more on that later, but first Should we talk about the tension with the Deck crew the deck crew because the deck crew is usually Pretty decent, you know, they're just sea rats. They're above ground sea rats, right? They get to soak in the D, they get to work with their hands. They don't have to interface too much

with the ridiculous demands of the quasi wealthy. It's rare for them to have this kind of in fighting. Now, we're on episode 14, and this is the first time that editing decides the point out that little little Katie there's a little bossy pants uh... i had a notice i actually thought she might be uh... uh... ranking above tony cuz the way she talks and we've talked about this before but it is kind of uh...

uh... what do i want i don't want to make accusations of misogyny, but it is, it's a little throwing when you refer to women as little. Here, right. How I talk about Lee. I'm fine with how you talk about Lee. And Lee is a C dog. If you're going to talk about eating your employees' ass, then we can fucking say whatever we want about you because that's ridiculous

It's it's really inappropriate But yeah, Katie is a little Katie is a little bossy pants, you know, she is little. Yeah, she is and Katie is lovely I can't wait for you guys to listen to that interview just a sweetheart Just wanted to be at that reunion just in Florida Just doing sea wretched just not bothering anybody just work in boat shows Yes work in boat shows just work in boat shows Yeah, hey, can I get back to the Haley thing for once on rodeo from rock of love? We're probably in the same industry Oh, yeah, yeah, well rodeo is trying to sell rooms on cruise ships got it. Yeah

Jesus Christ more sad. Yeah, Haley she as you pointed out lets us know today is her birthday Yeah, and It's going to be all about her Right That is until she walks in and she says to a guest. Hey, did you know it's my birthday and the guest says great Are they making omelets? Yeah, yeah, it's really sad because when you're working in a service industry like this The guests they might pretend to care, but it's really not about you at all. How do you feel about a mushroom omelet? I pretend to care, but it's really not about you at all. How do you feel about a mushroom omelet? And that wasn't a joke.

I was asking you how you personally felt about a mushroom omelet that coffee's so bad. I'm dying. You do love one? I love it a mushroom omelet. Really? Yeah, I had one this weekend. Yeah, I can't believe that.

I did, there was spinach in it too. Were the mushrooms wet. No, they were very dry. Were they button? I don't know. They were sliced and diced. Okay. I often find that when ordering fungus in a diner or dinette kind of setting, they can often

be gummy and wet. You never had one on a burger at a diner? I'm not a big shroom burger guy. Oh, they're wonderful. Oh, come on, man. I mean, there are plenty of applications for mushrooms. Mushrooms are delicious. I'm not trying to shade mushrooms,

but anyways, let's move on. So, Frazier has led himself out of the abyss. It has been 36 hours. He has undergone a 24 hours to hell and back, kind of transformation into the gay that Sandy knows he can be. Well, she actually sends him a nice text message. Yeah. She says, your head doesn't smell like a dead swordfish anymore. Way to go buddy. Oh, and someone mentioned like that we pause too much. Yeah, well, that's you, not me.

It's mostly me. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, we also had a problem with you eating chips in the microphone. Well, that was on Patreon, and that was a once, a one time thing. And you did it two shows. You ate the chips too. And listen, you know, I vape. I'm trying to get better. We're covering life after lockup, women, women, entertainment's

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Well, Eddie is the character from Tekken that he reminds me of. And so if you know anything about Tekken and you know anything about Eddie, if Tony were to snap, there could be some serious harm done to Katie. I mean, a cap of word of flying dance kick to the face over the bow. It could be bad.

So I'm glad that they smooth things out. So we go around for the breakfast and we get kairons of the dietary restrictions of some of the guests. Two of them are no restrictions and the other is no rom meat, which are two restrictions that I feel like are pretty easy. I mean it's essentially you can cook whatever you want and you can cook whatever you want outside of sushi and tartar. Yeah. Ro Rage doesn't take it that way. Yeah.

She's on Shutter Island. Right. Uh, she's not a fan of that. Andra, the charter guest. She refers to her as a fucking whore ass bitch. Jesus. Thank God she'd in order a turkey sandwich. Yeah.

Oh, you're about to cough again. No, no, I'm fine. Yeah, there it is. It's crazy. So, um, we had for the windy docking and it's time to... I could have done it with my ice clothes with my tongue two meters up in a diamond back's ring piece. It's a snake's asshole.

Yeah, no, I get it, Patrick. It's a daring feeder. A diamond back can kill you. You know, it really can't. And I always thought that like, oh, the top three most poisonous snakes in the United States, like if you get bit, you die instantaneously. And it's just not the case.

I mean, you'll be violently ill and you could die, but you'll really just feel like a searing pain and wherever it bit you. And you do wanna keep your legs elevated, but you probably won't die. You'll just be incredibly sick. Well, you have to drink your friend's pee. Huh? Yeah, you're in. You have to drink it. I think so. You think so. You think the remedy for a snake bite is for a friend to pull

their your rethrow out and just aim for your mouth. I thought I read that once. Oh, man. So, um, breakfast is French toast, more yogurt for a laquiche, and Paris, Laquiche, what do you do? And nobody orders pairs. Nobody wants a pair outside of the holidays if they come in an ornate box. But pairs are really merely an underwhelming fruit most of the time.

Well, I only disagree with you because I just went to a restaurant lately. I ordered a pair of martini, a dim-tie feng. And it was delicious. You are the gayest straight man I know. And listen, I'm not trying to like, I'm not trying to shame you for your order. It's cool. I wish I had the bravery to order the bravery or the sass to order a pair of martini, but

That sounds disgusting Oh, it's delicious. I ordered too. Yeah What what else you get it didn't I phone? I've got the poor chops Okay, got the pot stickers of course What's that cold salad noodle salad? It's delicious cold noodle sounds. Yes, me Right, that's me what did you you take Ellie out with you? No, no, just you and the wife It's delicious. Cold noodle salad? Yes. Sess me? Sess me noodles? What did you take Ellie out with you? No, no, no.

Just you and the wife. It was a date with me and the wife on a Friday after you and I recorded. Do you guys have sex after? No, no. She's very pregnant. Oh, you almost cough again. Yeah, that's cool. It gets a nervous cough now.

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It might be like burning her flesh a little bit. Who do you think Lesbian's hate more? Gay men or former pageant women? Well, I think if we're gonna say former pageant when we have to say what it actually is, she absolutely 100% paid for that title, okay? You think? There's businesses that do that.

They say, hey, you wanna join this pageant for a classic misuniverse. It's $400 to enter, and there's only 10 participants, and then guess what, most people get classic mis-universe, and then you can walk around saying you are classic mis-universe. Well, so it's kind of like becoming a reverend? Kind of like on the internet, you can actually marry people. You used to happen with me.

I used to get these companies all the time when I owned that tour company. They call me and they say, hey, we're the board of, I don't know, what the fuck, the chamber of commerce. I'm like, chamber of commerce. Well, not really, but we're the board of I don't know what the fuck the chamber of commerce I'm like chamber commerce well not really but we're a board of something right anyway We think we want to rate you and bestow you sure the number one tour in Los Angeles We'll send you a nice little plaque. Yeah, right right right while go how's that happened? They said we'll send us a check for 99 bucks. Yeah, yeah, I said you know what you can shove that up your ass I know what I did I went and I bought stickers that said I was the number one tour on Hollywood Boulevard and I put them on the side of every one of my

tour buses. I didn't have to pay 99 bucks. Yeah, that's why I threw to you to tell people how to get that $12 and you did a bang up job. But yeah, when we formed the LLC, I was constantly getting mail about how this company could offer us our OSHA protocols but laminated for $250. I was like, this mail seems really important. It's got really intense lettering in the front and in red. It says, I have to open immediately. And it was about OSHA laminated protocols.

So we have to get to Lekeish heading out in a misguided, haphazard, very sad kind of way. It would seem that when you are this ruthless to people in the service industry. Hey, we said she was a fart. Yeah. It speaks a lot to your character, and those people usually don't have very close friends.

But the important thing is how did they tip Patrick? Well, Dylan, it wasn't a good tip. It was 18,000. Excuse me. Patrick. Well, Dylan, it wasn't a good tip. It was 18,000. Excuse me. That's 1525 each. It's the lowest tip of the season. And quite honestly, a slap in the face. Disgusting.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Quite honestly, a slap in the face. Quite honestly, a slap in the face. Yeah, are you gonna go to a doctor? I'm gonna after we've record this, I'm gonna go and take something. Take something, what do you mean?

I would drink some honey, honey cough medicine. It's gonna make me wanna throw up, but at least a cough will stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Frazier is a Phoenix reborn in this tip meeting. Sandy has been to a lot of leadership conferences and I think a thematic kind of action item is like last impressions, final impressions.

So Sandy knows that she has to leave an imprint on these people. If she's going to depart the bud, she needs to remind Frazier that she is the greatest leader he's ever encountered in his life. And in doing so, or two years so she gives him a big, big hug in front of everybody and commends him for the change and in so doing kind of commends herself as well. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, she puts the shine on him

because she's putting the shine, that means that she's actually the ultimate shiner. The ultimate shiner. So, Pat. Where is this preference sheet? It's coming up right now. It's right before, but I will say, Ross speaks with Katie about being bossy

and she gets a little defensive, right? She's like, hey, I do more work for these guys. I should get to tell them what to do. And he says, you know, let's just not create any problems. We only got a couple more charters left. She gets it. And then we get to the pre-friendship meeting. Now, do you want to set this up?

No, why don't you set it up? There's big shoes to fill here. Yeah. So, Nick did a bang up job with the pre-friendship. Nick kind of let everyone know what the guests were all about. And also, include people in on two various statistics about the NFL, water parks, you know, whatever.

All the important details. Yeah, important details. So that has kind of left avoid. You and I are really not up to task. I mean, we've got an entire show to cover. So Pat texted me last night and said, should we have Kaylen do the preference sheet meeting? No, obviously I said no. You said no.

But with a little bit of convincing, Pat kind of manipulated me in kind of like a morbid angle. Like let's see how it goes and we can fuck with him and stuff like that. So I guess we're going to be throwing now to Kaelin to do the preference. Let it ride, Kaelin. All right. Jake Clompton, primary charter guest,

a commercial real estate financeer and the president of a national commercial mortgage brokerage firm. Not a good start. Chicago, that was a tough one. Yeah. Yeah. That amazing. All right.

Jake will be joined by a group of business associates. Primary would like a steel drummer to be playing when he and his guests sit down to eat their first meal aboard. Oh, well. On day two, the primary is requesting that he and his guests be taken to the beach for high-energy games led by the yacht crew. Are you switching the cameras while you do this? Well, there's not a camera on me.

No, I know, but so you got to switch back and forth while you're doing the Prefects sheet meeting. Wow. Am I a dick. I know. Okay. Yeah. Production meeting.

Yeah. Okay. To which Frazier says that he thinks preferably they should go to the beach with the swamp. I believe was his phrasing. Oh, swamp. That's probably that bad beach, mate. Yeah, that bad beach. It has a hypodermic needle there.

Yeah. Do you watch the show? You'reic needles there. Yeah. You watch the show. Your foot will get it. You watch the show. Oh, yeah, it's a horrible beach. Okay. I'm confused as to why he's pitching that they go there. Yeah. Okay. I thought I misheard. No, no, just a little note, like you could say something like Frazier wants them to go back to that hyperdermic needle ridden beach or something. You know, anyway, I don't want to just go ahead, go ahead, my back. All right. Well, the crew should make the yacht feel like a nightclub with DJ's guest drinking dance throughout the evening. Sandy says, somehow, I think they'll challenge you on every level.

Anybody play football or anything? Yeah. I don't play football, but I'm familiar with the game. No, the crew. She's not asking about you, Caleb. He's asking about the people on the preference. Just the preference, anyone, they are play football? Yeah, yeah. Any stats or something?

They're coming up. No, there's no football player on this. Did you do any research into their lives or anything like that? Into Jake Clompton? Yeah. No, I didn't look into Jake Clompton. Jesus Christ, man. Look, look, look. It's a goodpton? Yeah. No, I didn't look into Jake Clompton. Jesus Christ, man. Look, look, look, it's a good start, Dylan.

Yeah, I think so too. Great job, Caleb. Great job, Caleb. I feel like I kind of know what these people, their expectations are. Better than I would do. Much better than I would do. Great job.

Thank you. How do you feel you did? Like B, maybe B plus definitely not that but Be minus settle on me. I still know. I don't think we will I think we'll settle on something lower But well, you know, I thought it was a good job I got a couple meanwhiles. I should bang out. Yeah, we do have a couple mean while Because there's this shit episode is riddled with meanwhile. It just jumps all over the place Meanwhile, Haley chats with a boyfriend. She It just jumps all over the place. Yeah.

Meanwhile, Hayley Chats were the boyfriend. She is a lovely person, but she picks her nose the entire time while she does it. Yeah. Meanwhile, the red-haired cake arrives. Meanwhile, a phrase of recounts the time as penis was saved from entering a vagina by a helpful jellyfish. Yeah. His disdain for vagina is spoken quite openly around the the quiet soft spoken often

judgey and bitchy Tyler. I think Tyler left the what do you call that room? Why do I not know what that room is called the galley? galley the kitchen? Yeah, yeah, yeah The kitchen. Yeah, so he leaves the galley and Poor kid was eating a bowl of serriles here in this story Yeah, I don't want you part of this yeah, and Tyler's not ready for that right now, but it was a funny tale I think the blue box jellyfish or something like that is one of the most poisonous animals on planet Earth So I hope that person's okay. Can you imagine if that jellyfish was just like 60 seconds late and

in Fraser entered the grower, he's like, fuck this sucks. And then he gets stung by the jellyfish and they both die. Yeah. Great. Right. It's like an episode of Seinfeld. sort of sign-failed. I don't believe that. All right, so let's get fucked up. But first, it's cake time. Haley says that she wants to slam her head on the cake

and get covered in giz. What in God's name is going on? Wow girl. Tony and Katie mend the seams. And what? Haley recounts a story of something that happened to her last year on her birthday wearing, she got fucked up and shit a bunch of pink.

I don't know what, she's some shit pink. I think so. I think she was shitting herself. It wasn't a great birthday party, but this year is pretty good, she said. Hey, let's just all depend on what a party girl party girl. I mean, it's crazy. Patty likes a party girl. I love a party girl.

Yeah. I should have dated Whitney Houston before she passed. Well, yeah, I mean, you would have been dragged into the the bowels of drug use. Or do you think that was Bobby? That was all Bobby, right? Yeah, yeah. Did Whitney smoke crack before she met Bobby? That's what they alleged. They said he got her addicted to crack right um... and then black love ensues wherein i believe he is and we may need to believe this but he is uh... well he was she or reaching their hands into the uh... uh... the asshole the asshole yeah she had uh... she was concentrated so he had he needed to pull out uh...

uh... what was blocking her uh... her anal cavity, which was shit. Yeah, that's love right there, man. Why did you say it like a Jamaica? Yeah. All right. So next day, Ross is running a little late.

And I don't know if the word for shit and masturbator different in England, but I think he said he was beating off. Yeah, yeah The new stew is arriving and guess what chiefs to experience. Yeah Yes, this is what we need we need a mutant your foot and that's exactly what we might possibly not get with Leanne the new arrival She and Ben never consummated their and the new arrival. She and Ben never consummated their C-Rat. Sacksting. Yeah, they just kind of sacked and sent nips and dicks.

By the way, thank God I was too old by the time this all came and my dick would be fucking everywhere. And these kids, they got no goddamn discretion these days. Ben sees her and he's like, hey, I see in her naked. I got a bunch of pictures of my phone of her, she gets on the boat. And she says, hey, I've seen her naked. I got a bunch of pictures of my phone ever. She gets on the boat. And she says, hey, let me read some passages of our little turntah.

Right, right, right. What the hell? Yeah, and you know what's so funny to think about like the iCloud hacks of actresses who did not consent and stuff like that. You know, when you take a nude, I would imagine it's like any picture wherein you have to click a couple times to get the angle

delighting, you got to, you know, where there's one nude, there's probably three or four. And if those are sitting in an eye cloud somewhere, I mean, my God, I don't want to say treasure trove because I'm pretty confident that 90% of the nude's out there, not any nude's that anybody wants to see. I mean, think about any of the news out there not any news that anybody wants to see i mean think about any of the people in love after lock up i mean those newt's are probably flying all over the

the cloud you know you know the only newt i ever took is when i was dating crazy Lana before i went on tour with the band we both took polar rides of each other's junk right polar rides uh you polar right you have a lot of. And a log mat. And anyway, I came back from that tour. She was bitching a little too much, so we broke up. She was bitching a little too much. Yeah, yeah. She was playing like that.

Yeah, so hot. She's a fright, yeah. So we broke up, and then 10 years later, I'm moving in with Cherie, and I'm going through my old crap, and outfalls that Polaroid of naked Lana. Wow. And I was like, I wanna keep this. Yeah, yeah naked Lana. I was like, I want to keep this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like you can't cut it into a bunch of pieces and threw it in the trash. You cut it into a bunch of pieces. I didn't want a homeless guy to find it and beat off to it. You know, right? Right, right, right. But you did one last time. I did not, sir. Oh, there you.

Yeah. You took a shit to it one last time. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not that kind of guy. It's lead territory. You're not that kind of guy. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no thing on Leanne, she loves speed. She's like a dude. Yeah, yeah. She's from Cape Town, and she's gonna try to get to the top

as quick as she possibly can. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great casting, by the way. She is non-gender, conforming. She is into masculine shit. She loves speed. She loves thrills. She loves fucking sending nerds.

And she loves fucking dick. So unfortunately, news Lee is coming back and we bid a Jew captain Sandy together. Um, how do we feel? I mean, I feel like way too more episodes left. Who gives this shit? Well, no, but I want they said, by the way, I almost stopped dead in my tracks on the episode. Fraser says to Haley at somebody's like, we're halfway through the chart.

These I was like, what, what, what, what? They only have two more episodes left. We're at that was episode 14. There's no only only 16 and then two reunions or whatever. Well, Lee is back obviously heartbreaking. Captain Sandy has devolved into time share once again, obviously heartbreaking. And she departs with a very Captain time share line about being in the trenches with the people aboard this vessel on, known as St. David now, you and I are fans of history. So we know that being in the trenches means contending with someone's

lob in a fucking grenade in your whole man. Grenade. It's not a bunch of sea rats mouth and off calling you by your first name, not sea rats, but definitely rodentia that are flesh hungry, insatiable, and we'll crawl and bite really anywhere into your, what do they call that? What do they call uniforms? You're military guard. What do they call? What do you think, Ken? What do they call uniforms? No, no, no, no. It's uniforms, but it's like, I don't know, it's uniforms, but it's like, oh gosh.

What is it? All right, Pat, say goodbye to everybody. All right, everybody, we're leaving. You should, Kalin say goodbye. Oh, yeah, I think. Go ahead, Kalin, say goodbye. Take a good, guys. Military uniform.

What the hell are these things called? I mean, my God, somebody in the comments let us know what the hell these things are called. We'll do reviews next week. Sorry for this episode. Again, fatigued. He's dying. We're coaching up Kaylyn We love you guys very very much That's it for me. I'm saying goodbye Dylan saying goodbye Pat say goodbye later dudes music Lucky Land Casino asking people what's the weirdest place you've gotten lucky? Lucky?

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