Another Below Deck Podcast - Heartbreaking and Heartwarming | Below Deck Down Under S2 E6 & E7
Episode Date: August 9, 2023Dylan and Pat are back to breakdown Cesar salad, shrimp, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Captain Underpants, arm wrestling, trigger warnings, bogwenches, The Handmaid’s Tale, and much more from Bra...vo’s Below Deck Down Under. Uncensored content and exclusive shows including Vanderpump Rules at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetwork
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Hello. How are you? I was talking to you. Oh, I'm doing good.
Kaelin, how are you doing? I'm doing good. How are you?
I am. I'm feeling good. We just recorded a podcast and felt it was a good idea to just
put a topper on the show. You know, we usually have a little goof just to kind of tease what's
coming. But what is coming is a pretty tough uh
podcast about um a pretty tough subject that happened on below deck this week i thought we
did a great job i think so too uh and so the first half is going to be of episode six as we
mix it up a little funny we make fun of serena not knowing how to say poyo we talk about how
she just put eggs everywhere on that salad, which was insane.
And then the second half we get into the...
Sexual assault.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, you know, we just watch you guys.
Yeah, if anybody doesn't...
I don't know if you came to this podcast
wanting to listen to Below Deck
and you need a trigger warning or something.
I don't know.
It's different.
It's a different episode. Yeah, different. It's a different episode.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a different episode.
So hopefully we handled it appropriately.
I think we did.
Yeah, I think Rubes helped.
Definitely.
Rubes helped a lot.
Yeah, Kalen did almost nothing.
Well, he's our support.
Yeah.
All right.
Love you guys so much for listening.
Yeah, enjoy the episode hi hello welcome to another brand spanking New episode of another Below Deck Podcast.
I'm Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one Patrick Hickey.
Permission to come aboard.
Granted.
It is with a heavy heart that I introduce my baby sister, Papaya Dog Girl, in from the Big Apple.
I wish you were here on Better Circumstances.
Me too.
But we've got a heavy...
Oh, Kaylin's here.
Hi.
And we have to talk about Patrick.
Oh.
Are you going to go with the shades or shade?
I can't see my notes with the glasses on.
I know, but...
I understand it's disturbing to make eye contact with me.
I'll try not to make eye contact with you. Okay. Well, it's not disturbing if the glasses on. I know, but... I understand it's disturbing, but make eye contact with me. I'll try not to make eye contact with you.
Okay.
Well, it's not disturbing if the glasses are on,
but when they're off, it is quite...
I know, but I can't read my notes.
It's an important episode to cover, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I can't do it.
I won't look at you.
I'm sorry.
So tonight's episode, we felt it would be prudent
if a female voice was in the room with us tonight.
Kalen just was not going to cut it.
No, no, no.
So we asked Rubes to come in.
This is going to be an odd episode.
We have some very, very serious stuff to talk about.
And it might seem like we're burying the lead a bit, but we've got a job to do here.
Yeah, it's a comedy podcast.
Yeah, we've got to goof about, you know,
what happens in the front of the episode.
I cannot believe that you look the way you describe yourself.
I have to say this.
It's not my fault.
Did you not smell that the pillow had a certain chemical?
It did smell nice.
I slept on a pillow last night where the fabric softener didn't get washed out of the pillow had a certain chemical. It did smell nice. I slept on a pillow last night where the fabric
softener didn't get washed out of the pillow and then
it
made my eye itchy.
Now they're all puffing.
You should see what my chest looks like.
What happened to your chest? Everything at all
came out in hives.
I'm allergic to fabric softener. Everything at all
came out in hives.
I'm starting to feel better though you know the the
fabric softener is never washed out of the fabric the point of it is that it's it's administered in
the dryer i think right that's when you put the the little rags in i throw like 15 of them in
there and my wife's like you're wasteful there's no point no but it has to smell like i was like i wanted it to smell like the um
like the meadow um all right so well i'll try not to make eye contact
he pulled his hat down really yeah now you look like a newspaper boy don't do that
all right uh let's get into it pat why don't you hit us with some public service okay
before anything else very very important stuff before we get into the. Pat, why don't you hit us with some public service announcements before anything else.
Very, very important stuff before we get into the funny stuff and then later some heavy stuff. Okay.
We got to interview Fraser this week.
Oh, gosh.
Dylan said it's our best interview we've ever done.
I think it is our best interview.
I think Fraser gets it.
I think Fraser played along very well with us.
He hated me to begin the interview.
That's not true.
And we kind of mended things as we went through the interview. But we learned a lot about
the life of a Sea Rat, the life of Bravo Talent. It was just a really, really awesome interview.
If you want to hear a main cast member talk real about the show, he does it. I can't believe he did it. He was so gracious to come in. Him and I are buddies now. This is my new best friend.
Big buddies. He said, we just have to cut some of the stuff that he said because he was very, very transparent. Who knows? Maybe we'll do a fan meetup at patreon.com, $12 tier. You can ask us questions. We may or may not tell you what he said but he definitely hates sandy oh yeah that was great uh oh the other hey rubes how you
doing really good thank you okay other piece of business tell it yeah patreon we are going back
and we are going to cover season one dylan and i just got to cover episode one and two
the second episode was with sam who was on the show season one. Spilled a lot
of tea. Didn't talk well about
Captain Lee. There's some secrets there about that
jerk. And
we will re-release those
two episodes on patreon.com
slash another podcast network. And starting
next week when I'm having a baby,
Quentin's on his way, Dylan and I will
pick up with episode three, which
they tried to bury because it was so
inappropriate oh that's right and homophobic but it does exist and i think we're going to get cat
from season one to recap it with us so for five bucks a month you can go along that journey to
recap season one of below deck the og yeah and it's really fun because we can have all the cast
members on they have no fucking loyalty to bravo and we can really have a lot of fun no they're they're selling boats and working at paintball places
now so they they have no you know they'll spill everything so join us so sign up right now we need
you to sign up in august and we'll start dropping the episodes uh and then you're at papaya girl on
tiktok no all right so uh caitlin how you doing i'm good how are you doing i'm doing good um let's
get into the episode let's just combine our pots for the the double feature that we witnessed um
if i can go first please do i'd appreciate it yeah although you haven't talked like at all yeah
go ahead sorry no i'll go first okay yeah So tonight's episode was quite a spectrum of emotion, entertainment.
It felt to me, I was heartbroken.
I was inspired.
I was happy.
I was sad.
It was like an episode of Seventh Heaven in a way,
but with like really serious stuff,
not Jessica Biel like smoking a cigarette,
you know what I mean? But there was just a lot of drama and a lot of heart stringy stuff. I
couldn't be more proud of the MVP of this episode, Kermit herself, Asia. I just I haven't loved
someone on reality TV like this since probably,
who punched Candace in the face at the winery?
Monique Samuels.
Yeah, that's probably it.
So great, unfortunately, great episode.
I'd give it like 97 puns.
Ribs?
Yeah, I would say same thing.
Big, big bummer in that latter half.
Big, big bummer in that latter half. Big, big bummer.
Really big, but a really
wonderful not bummer
was watching everybody be really, really
great and that was really heartwarming.
It was also a very good episode until it was a bummer.
Oh, the guests?
Oh my God.
Incredible people.
The memorial?
A rose con polo?
Who knows?
You can pull that together by just a Google search.
Yeah, real chefs.
That's who. So I would say, yeah, I agree.
97.
Why don't you let Kaelin go first?
I was actually pretty
disturbed by the episode.
It made me just feel
very weird watching a predator operate
like that.
Was it a good quote-unquote episode? A lot of things happened. I found it kind of disturbing. it made me just feel very weird watching a predator operate like that yeah yeah it was
was it a good good quote unquote episode a lot of things happened i found it kind of disturbing
to be honest i would i'd probably give it more like 70 pots okay yeah it's a tough you just
you had you go you're there and you do what you're doing right you have to talk about the
bummer and i feel like you're kind of bumming the show
out a little bit right now it was a great episode pat go ahead all right 14 pots for you i just have
to uh agree with dylan wholeheartedly asia thank you for stepping in there i i tried to remember
back we've been covering this for five years if production has ever stepped in i'm not gonna uh assume that production would have not
stepped in but i will say that definitely asia and her just relentless six he's got to get out
of that room yeah is uh props to you asia as a formal for former sexual assault victim in the
same situation to have the wherewithal and i get like
courage all of it just fucking awesome yeah and captain jason to not be one of those well you
know i got a you know just the old school guy thing it's it was a really nice see captain hot
pants do it how he did it rack of lamb good job i have to tell you on a serious note before we uh you know this is a comedy podcast and we'll get into it uh i was i thought about this a lot today and i called my
wife and i said why am i thinking about this so much and she said because you have a daughter
yeah and uh and i was like yeah i would fucking kill a guy yeah um and you're about to have a son
and i'm about to have a son and i'll teach him to be a good guy they won't engage in that horrible behavior uh yes there were waves i did not know
this episode was coming i was looking i was getting facebook alerts as i was watching episode
six which is the episode that preceded when logan roy just dies in the fourth episode i was like
holy shit i was i was just what is going on here and And we'll get into, I guess, our thoughts later in the episode about this.
But I'm sorry my thoughts have been so heavy about the back half of what we're covering.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All in all, episode six was an interesting episode as well.
I mean, I'm pretty sure Zarina was on Molly when she looked at that preference sheet.
Yeah, 100%.
But anyway, yes.
This is, you know, they could have buried this episode or cut it differently
or whatever to avoid
kind of dealing with these
topics and I can appreciate that
they just laid it out there yeah so
90 90 knots seminal
below deck episode and down
under has been phenomenal
so far this season
though I do fear as though we've buried
the lead well definitely not buried the lead. Well, definitely
not buried the lead. I misspoke, but just
forgot a little
piece of shit we forgot to
mention. Oh, Laura. Yeah. You know, I'm going to
fix her up with someone. Harvey
Weinstein.
I'm going to fix her up with him.
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who
fucked him in jail and they can hook him up
together.
All right.
That is your plan.
A match made in heaven is what that is, Patrick.
He plays this game all the time,
Six Degrees of Separation from Harvey Weinstein.
I'm like, I don't want to play this right now.
It's a weird riff on the game.
But it makes me so sad that there are people from,
with all the faults that America has, at least we do not come from a culture where you are indoctrinated into defending the gender that you perceive is more valuable than
you which is what i think is going on with laura it's really really gross gross shit from her can
i bring up one other thing because it? I was reading through all the comments.
I was kind of obsessed today in this world
of getting everybody's take, and there was some interesting takes.
Someone had said
Gary King, who of course is the
bosun on sailing,
if he worked under hot captain
pants, his ass
would be grass.
Would be grass.
Yeah. And be grass. Yeah.
And it would.
And it would.
We're talking here.
This is a safe space to share our feelings.
Was that all right what I said about Laura?
Yeah, I think you're okay.
And listen, I'm not trying to say I'm married.
I'm no patriot right now or anything.
We're all friends here, man.
Well, also, if we're wrong and if in latvia they do value women more than men then you'll work you'll
recant that statement oh yeah yeah yeah i'll recant it yeah but i think i also think that
people like i don't why else would she be that way well initially i don't think she understood
the situation because she i don't know she saw it or whatever. And also because she's, like Margo said, fucked up.
I think she's fucked up.
Maybe.
I don't know.
It was very disturbing to watch.
Well, yeah.
Let's not get into the origin story of C-Rat behavior
because that's just not a...
That's a dungeonous place to go.
It's already a bummer episode.
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But let's kick things off with the red meat fiasco,
wherein Serena has fed tomahawks to people who do not like red meat.
We've got a fix, though.
to people who do not like red meat.
We've got a fix, though.
Serena is putting together a few lobster tails and a corn cob salad for the guests.
Now, this is not a salad of corn cut from the cob.
It's just a cob salad with ribs of corn
placed like some kind of culinary massacre
over a bed of lettuce.
It was halves and halves and halves of hard-boiled eggs.
And it was one of the more disgusting things I've seen served on this show.
Now, Dylan, my wife, I know you're not a fan of her cooking.
Famously, you busted her balls for putting avocado on a Caesar salad,
and you said, why are you being so cute, Sheree?
Can I tell you something real quick?
It wasn't just that the pasta was cooked within an inch of its life.
But I sat down at a diner in Santa Barbara this weekend.
I looked at the Caesar.
I said, I'm set.
In the Caesar, tomatoes, onions, avocado, and black olives.
Sheree, make that thing.
I mean, what are we talking?
What are we doing here?
I ordered it.
It was fine.
It was not a Caesar, though.
Right.
It was fraudulently made.
Well, the reason I bring this up is Sheree yelled at the TV.
She doesn't yell at the TV a lot.
She said, start cooking shrimp.
When Zarina was walking around in circles,
I think my wife felt that shrimp would at least be the culinary band-aid
that would buy her a little time as a course.
People love shrimp.
They do.
And it would have fallen under, I guess, any restrictions.
Right, right, right.
Kalen, you like shrimp?
Love it.
Yep, see?
That's what I'm talking about.
Who doesn't love a good shrimp khaki?
Sit down.
Oh, yes.
Be brave with the horseradish.
Be brave.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, oh, I do.
So the other thing that happens is that she serves the tomahawk perfectly cooked to somebody who does not want it to be perfectly cooked.
The issue that I had with it was not the cook
contrasting with what he asked for,
but it was rather she served him a piece of like fat cap.
You could just see it.
It was just like what Serena.
Are you on Molly right now?
What is going on?
And then she she sears it in a lukewarm wet wet pan i mean the meat is graying i i was just
like get me out of here it was a nightmare dinner four pots now perhaps there was some uh distraction
here uh you know i got to be even-handed with my uh judgment of captains that are spending a little
too much time in the galley uh captain hot pants uh if you're a listener uh you can start moving
some furniture down there
because um yeah you're gonna spending a lot of time in that galley yep uh yeah might as well be
uh the florida keys yeah yeah or mammoth lakes yeah yeah i don't know where people get time
shares i think those two places yeah okay i didn't know what yep no that's what i was doing yeah yeah
i wonder if you can uh get a recliner down through those tight hallways that'd be pretty comfortable those two places. Yeah. Okay. I didn't know what. Yep. No, that's what I was doing. Yeah. Yeah.
I wonder if he can get a recliner down through those tight hallways.
That'd be pretty comfortable.
He would make it work.
I don't know.
I don't think he needs a recliner.
No.
Fucking hot, hot ass.
He doesn't want to atrophy.
Maybe a medicine ball.
Deflate it and blow it up.
Oh, there you go.
That would be really good.
How about a flat panel?
You know?
What?
A TV. It's going to be down there for a while. he's there to cook yeah pat patrick come on you're just completely
missing the point and it's because he can't see you look like you're gonna cry i can't see anything
all right so um one of the many little reasons why i hate laura and I again think that it just comes from you know
kind of Cold War cultures colliding. She presents the meat to the man. Once
again, he says it's a little overdone, you know, being sarcastic and she just
looks at him like what what do you she just doesn't get it. I'm like you would
just suck to be around you just you have no you have a weird sense of humor.
You're predatory. You just make dog bowls. You just you have no you have a weird sense of humor. You're predatory.
You just make dog bowls. You
just fucking suck.
This weird
coup complex where you think that you're
going to be manning the vessel by yourself
in two weeks. You just shut
the fuck up.
God nuts and that
steak did get sent back. Now it's nuts.
It's nuts. Now Captain Hot Pants. back. It's nuts. It's nuts.
Now, Captain Hot Pants, he does bring up something that's really important and 100% true.
I'm not sure if he says this is Zarina or us, but he says, look, you can do a lot of things on a charter as far as service, but the food is what really propels that tip.
You can fucking leave glass on the teak.
Someone can, you know, their foot's fucking bleeding from it.
You'd be like, I had to have my fucking foot amputated.
Yeah.
But that's why you have two legs.
Right, right, right. Those lamb pops or whatever the fuck, those were delicious.
Delicious.
I'm going to tip you out.
But.
You melted my silk dress that I specifically had for my birthday.
Melted my silk dress, almost drowned.
I don't know how I ended up 500 feet
away from the boat, but I did. That's your fault.
Shit happens. The cake was delicious.
If you just chuck Uncrustables at people,
though.
$30,000 tip.
That's not going to work.
Will you love an Uncrustable?
I was going to say, I would give you a $30,000 tip.
Haley, that's our PR person, I think, assigned to us for this.
Haley, we want Zarina in here.
I think Dylan's going to ask her if she's like talking to the walls or something.
Can we have her on, please?
I want to understand what's going on.
I would actually love to get her on in here when she is on Molly.
Yeah, I would take Molly, too.
We'd have a crazy podcast.
Yeah, I'd do it, too. All right, so crazy podcast. Yeah, I do it too. All right.
So the cake is served and luckily these guests
are so blacked out that this just
fixes
all errors of the
of the evening's disaster
when she sees
the person smash
the primary Renee smash his friend's
face in the cake. Serena is horrified
and I would say to Serena, don't be horrified.
Be so unbelievably grateful.
Be the most grateful.
I would do this.
I just keep smashing my face and I go, fuck you.
You didn't read the preference sheet.
That's what I'm doing to your fucking cake.
Disrespect the cake because she points out that she spent all day making it like art.
And then it was so disrespected
in two seconds of it being delivered i go you deserve that hey their entire meal was ruined
several seats don't you think or or is he entirely in the right and as patrick is repeatedly just
smashing his head yeah into the cake saying fuck you it your fault. He's also shitting on the deck.
There you go.
Pat would be a fucking nightmare to serve.
I'd be cool.
I would just be like, this isn't a Caesar try again. But I wouldn't defecate everywhere.
One thing Fraser had pointed out during this interview,
and it's very juicy and we'll get to it,
is that the guest that below deck is...
He goes into Trump.
Is that a Trump?
So much about that was so perfect.
He was like, it didn't make any sense.
He was like, and it's very juicy.
We'll get to it.
What do you mean we'll get to it?
No, when we drop the episode,
you can't wait for it
because he had said the charter guest
that they're having now is...
It's going through the courts.
They'll do something.
It's like, what courts. They'll do something. What the fuck?
All right.
So Luke kicks things off with an amuse-bouche of sexual assault.
Early on in the first part of the first episode.
He kisses her while he's touching her hair or something like that.
Yeah, he pulls one of his close your eyes,
I'm going to kiss you without your consent type things uh where he's like hey look there's a
there's a hair in there and then he just fucking like shoves her head in and it's one of those
things where it's like i don't know you yeah and you that was really strong what you just did to
my head so don't do that anymore and you know that if she had in that moment had
been like hey what the fuck that's not fucking cool he'd be like oh my god relax mongo you
fucking chill oh my god you've got no idea what i'm gonna do so much of him makes me feel like
the girl in the kid's seat jiff. You know, the Disneyland one?
Yeah, just the...
He makes me feel like...
But the last thing, I was much
more incensed than the girl in the back seat on the way
to Disneyland. Yeah, I was going to say he makes me feel like
the girl from
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
I want to do to him what she
did to that man. That's what he makes me feel like.
Yeah, so you're Rooney Mara, and he's some kind of scars guard.
No, no, no.
He's the big, big fat man that I had to pig or rapist or something on your chest.
Oh, that was in the beginning of the movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
It's kind of the middle.
Yeah, it's a full circle.
Okay, cool.
So next day.
Next day.
Oh, I got some meanwhiles here.
Big meanwhile.
Meanwhile, Hot Pants is concerned looking at that $30 app.
Yeah, nice app.
That is a really nice app.
Harry and Margo, Harry the nice guy, Margo, they missed their coffee date.
Zarina's going to attempt a Mexican bagel, which is not a thing.
No. which is not a thing no i have and and it's it's so beautiful that someone who is not of
the jew right would feel the same way because when you see a mexican bagel you just have to think
you've gone too far also why isn't this just avocado toast because that's delicious yeah and that's normal yeah i
know i wouldn't call it putting it on a bagel normal but i mean you know we're doing a lot
of frankenfoods these days it makes it unnormal to put it on the bagel yeah yeah i would just say
that this is kind of like um i don't know, it's like a chat GPT-4 thing.
It's just we've gone too far with this.
This is not an improvement.
Although it's really helping people write letters.
You know, I don't like the way this person acted on Slack,
but I don't know how to say it.
So I'm going to go to chat GPT.
Write me a sort of passive-aggressive response to a co-worker
geared toward millennial mothers who are fans of the new Barbie movie.
Yep.
And perfect.
Bam.
Boom.
Bing, bong, boom.
Hey, Rachel.
I just wanted to let you know.
You're a fucking cunt.
I think I finished this.
Meanwhile, Dale.
So the weather really sucks ass.
So the exterior,
they all get together for a team meeting,
you know,
and they come up with this great idea.
They're,
they're going to get the guests so drunk.
They forget how much this vacation sucks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well,
that's a,
that's a really,
really good plan.
But yes, the weather is really bad.
And we know that because of the $30 app.
Yes.
And some would say, well, you just stand outside.
You can tell that there's glass flying everywhere like grenades.
But if you don't have the app, you're missing a lot of stuff.
You know what I mean?
The app is the why,
not the what, you know?
And you need that sometimes.
But continuing with the meanwhile, a lot of meanwhile,
Laura isn't getting enough juice
out of the line.
And Asha says, does her
family own a
lime orchard?
No, Asha. They make dog
bowls.
Nothing grows there. It's the
land of potatoes and shit and
misogyny. That's it. And
winters. Cold,
cold winters. They can't
make the dog bowls out of metal. No, no. Because you
can't stack them. They'll freeze together.
Dog can't drink out of that. It's like a leaning
tower of pizza.
Dog's not tall enough.
No, he's not.
All right.
So a rose con pollo time.
They are doing a memorial for Renee's mother and on Serena's docket this
evening, fresh off of, I mean, some real one flew over the cuckoo's nest type
shit is a dish that is
very, very important to
Latin Americans
to equate it to the Mexican
bagel. If you try to put smoked salmon
on top of the arroz con pollo, it's not going to
work. No, it will not. Plates are going to fly.
So
I'm
worried for now. I was calling it polo she called it polo she called it polo
i'm an idiot yeah i pronounce things wrong all the time right you give me shit for it and she's
gonna get shit for this also she is a fucking deer in the headlights when i believe it's sandra
the co-primary who's married to Renee, whose mother they will be doing the memorial for,
walks down politely into the galley.
Oh, hey, just checking in on...
We got this all together, right?
Because you fucked up dinner last night.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zarina seems truly confused.
Yeah, yeah.
She does look shell-shocked.
A lot, though, often.
Kermit's like lookingcked. A lot, though. Often. Yeah.
Kermit's like looking at her.
Oh, no.
She does.
She opens that door, though.
And Zarina goes,
Hi, beautiful.
You look like you're crying.
No, I think it's getting all the bad stuff out of my eyes.
The bad stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
I think because my eyes were swollen all day. I couldn couldn't see i shouldn't have been driving my car you know i
could have killed people today yeah but you know i gotta provide for my family anyway i'm starting
to feel you know captain underpants i know yes the bad stuff seems like an ominous kind of
antagonist the captain under oh i think the swelling is going down till it all
right so meanwhile meanwhile we're
just trying to get to the rape that's
it oh god
do you
eeky
angry
adams getting seasick
we're
imagine this son of a bitch
someone allergic to fucking cotton candy
working at a carnival or something like,
get out of here.
They're throwing up where kids are.
You fucking dumbass.
You can't be on these vessels.
You throw up every four hours.
They're paying customers.
Vomit has a very, very, very, very, very pungent odor to it.
You can smell it from like 40 feet away.
The pH of the thing is like five.
I mean, it's just unbelievably acidic.
I don't know if it's up or down.
I don't know if five's right, but it stings.
Anyway, he needs to go.
No, he doesn't.
And one of the many things of this episode
is just how confused I am about Angry Adam
because he is such a mensch this entire episode.
But on the past three episodes, he's been like bacon, egg and cheese,
salt, paper, ketchup, but like really like that all the time about safety
and then that breakfast sandwich, you know?
Yeah.
All right.
So we're going to do Cuba tonight.
Laura is going to help Asia not fail in front of these guests.
Once again, Laura,
shut the fuck up.
Now, there was one
I generally don't... You can't stand
her. I generally don't like
the trope of beating the clock and
also like the boat docking, but I did appreciate
50 minutes until
it would take 45 minutes
to cook. She had 50 minutes until it would take 45 minutes to cook.
She had 50 minutes when the provisioners handed her that polo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's like, how long does the polo take to cook?
And just in the nick of time, yeah, it was like whatever the part one
of the 18th Mission Impossible movie is.
All right, so we get provisions provisions and the dinner goes over great.
Thank God this is a rustic dish because it was plated with,
it was plated in a very commissary kind of way.
You know,
it was plated in a way that looked like a child without hands would put food
on a plate.
That's how it was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You remember when we went to that sports
camp and we got bullied as kids?
Do you remember how they used ice cream scoopers all the time
for all of our food there? That's what it looked like.
Yeah. So Zarina, stop using ice cream
scoopers. It's not a way to plate
food. No. Laura
is focusing on Adam now.
Her tactic is to show Adam attention
and see how he responds.
Spoiler alert,
very negatively.
Yeah.
And categorically so, but it turns out
that that doesn't matter.
Nope.
Because her real tactic is to
suck the meaning out of the word no.
Yeah. Like some word no. Yeah.
Like some evil vacuum.
Yeah.
That vacuum over there is really mean.
Yeah.
Won't take no for an answer.
How are you doing?
You okay?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm feeling better now.
The thought of an evil vacuum is very funny.
Like a household appliance that it's like,
I know that you don't want me to get that.
I'm going to get that cord. I'm going to'm gonna get that cord yeah captain underpants villain yeah once
again did you put like an ointment underneath your eyes or anything no i think that's uh the
secretion of uh tears coming out of my eyes okay that's you see the swelling going down no no not
down yeah because we've just been here the whole, so we haven't seen you earlier this morning. It looks like you need many ice packs and a lot of Benadryl.
Or a little pouch or sack for your newspapers.
Yeah, and a bike.
Well, I'll tell you what.
This is a great opportunity to plug our YouTube.
Bad TV podcast on YouTube.
You can watch the video and see if you're as disgusted
with my appearances Dylan and Ruby are. You will be. K and see if you're as disgusted with my appearances, Dylan and
Ruby are.
Yeah, you will be.
Kaelin, you're grossed out, right?
Kaelin.
It is odd.
I got a hat down, okay?
All right.
So we get to the memorial.
I love how Kermit had to ask, do you still want to do the memorial?
Yeah, no shit.
She handed you a fucking painting of this dead lady like three hours later. Tonight is not the night to speak ill of kermit i did think it was good don't
speak ill of kermit tonight it's my only time this is like the producers keep cutting to margo
drinking and i'm like what are you are we doing this this episode why do we have to do this this
episode well um ridiculous bravo come on asia's our queen but when they're all standing there and Why do we have to do this episode? Ridiculous, Bravo.
Come on.
Asia's our queen, but when they're all standing there and she goes, when did she die?
You're like, oh, don't start.
Had she passed?
And when she says something stupid, call a curbot.
Okay, sorry.
All right, so the memorial is very, very heartwarming
and very sad.
He was homeless and she kept him alive and loved enough to become
a success later in life um just really sweet people yeah and he really loved her he loved her
so much and tradition is really important my wife and i want to definitely keep that going in our
family you know things like this dead mom cook the same meal every year, teach the children about the importance
of family. It's really nice.
So when you die, they're going to have turkey
sandwiches? Oh, wow. I never
thought about that. Yeah.
Maybe they'll erect like a statue, like
me eating a turkey sandwich or something.
I don't know. Sounds a little gaudy.
A painting. There you go.
Hey, can we get to Angry Adam?
If we have any artists out there
and they want to send us a nice Christmas present,
a painting of Patrick,
you know, now in the Undying Lands, very happy,
eating a turkey sandwich, that would be all world.
All right.
So next day.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go, next day.
All right. I want to get to angry adam
laura continues to put on the full court press on angry adam and she should before you get there can
i really you're passing over the culver and serena thing and i just want to make a quick point about
culver and serena this is why i i don't and i struggle with this like uh you know it's gross
behavior but culver is not an angel. Someone else comes on the boat
and he's been flirting with Serena,
but he goes for the hotter person.
Oh, so you're talking about the trailer
that we see at the end of...
Yes.
Okay, okay.
But the groundwork is being laid here
for him to look like an asshole.
And he's done this before.
And I feel like it's more of like a lovey,
kind of lovesick emotional manipulation
type thing that he does,
which is just,
he just keeps irons hot and it's kind of
torturous.
What he's doing with Serena
is it's like shit
or get off the pot, dude.
I'm not saying that they need to have
sex with each other right now, although they see
where they're cigarettes. They probably should, but he just
does this lukewarm
thing with women and he
keeps them on on hooks he did it with bertini who's named bertini i i've i have not hidden my
uh annoyance with culver he's very very annoying i'm trying to find a creative name with that
ceo we call him butter boy yeah butter boy but i want something like more like hurtful you know
because i i just think his whole thing is a shit. Well, CAO.
CAO.
Chief Asshole Officer.
There you go.
All right.
It's a work in progress.
We're workshopping that.
What do you mean?
Chief Asshole Officer I thought was good.
He's not so much an asshole as he's more of just a...
I don't know what we can do with that E.
There's a lot that you can do there, though, Pat.
There is. I thought when you said CA lot that you can do there, though, Pat. There is.
I thought when you said CAO that you wanted to call him cow.
And I was like, that really doesn't work because he's quite fit.
All right, let me talk to Angry Adam.
Angry Adam.
All right, so Laura's obsessed with this guy, at least right now.
She should have checked out his dating profile.
You know how people, they put in their long walks on the beach, dog lover,
yoga or whatnot.
I looked up his dating profile.
Yoga?
Did you say yoga?
No.
Hard on.
He listed under his interests, punching walls in a blind rage.
I love when Pat can't get through his jokes.
Complaining about people.
Get this one.
And being angry.
Who wants that guy? It's like Charlie setting up a dating profile.
Milksteak.
So, yeah, Laura wants to change nights and change shifts.
This moment right here is when asia finally kind of i don't know if she discovers or just pulls the
sword from the stone but she she acts with the confidence that authority can give you
you don't need to be an asshole but there should be this calm comfort to the fact that you have an authority over someone.
This cool collected sniper attitude she has towards Laura is what she needed to be from the beginning.
It's still early on in the season,
so it hasn't taken her an eternity,
but right now she's just Teflon Don to Laura and Laura is not fucking happy.
No,
I think we're seeing a management style
start to evolve here
in Kermit
that was not there before.
Yes.
I also think that Kermit
has limits.
Like,
if you go to your boss
and you say,
listen,
I really want to be
on a different shift
because I'm flirting
with this guy.
Can you take the shit shift?
Your boss,
hopefully,
will say,
I don't know who the fuck
you think you are,
but no,
no, I can't do that.
But the lime juice is less of an egregious thing.
Way less.
Right, right, right.
Way less.
All right, so let's get to the guest departing.
Oh, well, hold on.
We got to get to Zarina recounting having a boyfriend that's so boring that she forgets he exists, you know?
That's her words.
That's her words.
And I was like, can you imagine her coming home on a different date with a different guy and they crawl into the
sack you know and then that's like boyfriend or is like did you forget i exist yeah it's right
should i be less boring it's right out of fleabag it's just you come you just forget that the
person's there and you've just been cheating on them for a year. I'm so tired of balls being around in this bed.
Serena is fucking hilarious.
She's so hilarious.
She is.
She's just putting eggs on lettuce for dinner.
But an invaluable member of this group, as we'll see in the second episode.
All right.
Ribs?
No, agreed.
Guests depart.
So fun, these people.
So patient.
So not concerned with the standard of quality
they were receiving.
Not at all.
And they depart in the best way ever. Not at all. And they depart in
the best way ever. Two
envelopes. One
for the vacation
and one for an arm wrestling
match in which Hot Captain clearly
attempted to cheat.
What do you mean? You're not supposed to lift your elbow
off the table and he also used his free arm
to gain leverage. That's
cheating.
No, in the pro circuit you have something that you grab onto to gain leverage they don't want people's elbows getting
dislocated so you know nothing about uh i saw that elbow lift up from the table i think he was using
a little wedge and if you ain't cheating you ain't trying um but uh his wrist was getting broken and
broken and broken and there was nothing that he could do.
He said, in a coy way, I let him win,
but I think we all know that however powerful,
however thick of a cock Jason is,
it's a painful thing about age.
These young bucks come in, and they just fuck you up.
That's it.
Ruben, what did you think about this arm wrestling match?
Riveting.
All right.
Let's get to the tip meeting.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Adam gets angry.
Adam gets the fucking helmet.
$25,000 for two days.
I rounded up.
$2,100 each.
It's quite a haul.
Fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm considering working on one of these boats
that's pretty much it why don't you see how quentin is and then yeah if you need a vacation
you can go work on one of these but well honey it's for the podcast well i'm pretty sure we can
now given what i've learned from our interview
at Fraser, which will be dropping in a couple weeks
and it's a must listen.
I can afford to be on this vacation
now, but I'm concerned
that they'd have one of these assholes
start cutting to our podcast
talking shit about these people
and then playing it to staff and making it real
uncomfortable for us.
That's my concern. You're shrouded in darkness.
I can't.
I can't see dark, dark little newspaper.
He looks like he looks like a little newspaper boy in Sin City, right?
Yeah, you know, I'm doing this for you, not for me.
Okay.
All right, let's get to the night out.
Okay.
Adam has said no, no, no, no, no, no, no no that many times probably uh times many uh to laura
and he told her he threw off the fucking brooklyn bridge if she kept it up she is relentless yeah
yeah he's like you know what a concrete boot is adam stop it no no i'm serious you know what a
concrete boot is adam i want to love you.
He actually said, and I don't think he was kidding,
he said he would actually rather his balls be smashed with a rubber mallet
than to have sex with her.
You're better than that.
Him?
No, you.
Oh, okay.
There was this scene where Luke is sitting down with Aisha,
and it made me feel so bad for Asia.
It's like when you see someone cornered by a dumb person or a drunk.
You're just like, God, I wish I could take that pain from them.
He's like, when I get drunk, I just think with my dick,
and she's like, oh, well, fascinating.
Tell me more.
Oh my God, this fucking guy, the confidence to think that anyone would
give a fuck about you talking about what you think like when you're drunk
and trying to fuck somebody.
I can't think of something more uninteresting.
Maybe Downton Abbey.
Probably not, though.
No.
So the sea rats really turn it up.
Luke acquires a plant somehow.
Yeah.
Well, I was going to say.
So before we got the acquired a plant, Harry wants to take a stroll on the beach with Margo.
And then she says, I'm too drunk.
That's the first time we kind of hear that.
And she's kind of sitting at the table.
And then we get an...
This is where production and editing
kind of play with your mind a little bit.
They cut to her doing an interview
where she says she really would like the nice guy,
but she's more attracted to the bad boys
or something to that effect,
which was weird how that was kind of sewn into this narrative right here,
given what takes place,
you know,
I guess an hour later.
Um,
yeah,
I bet she had said that in an interview earlier because there's no way that
she would reflect.
This is why nice guys need to have more Riz to protect people from bad boys.
Right.
Because when you act like a,
Hey Arnold character, there's just nothing she can do. You know, wouldn't it have been nice if he, uh, Harry, more riz to protect people from bad boys right because when you act like a hey arnold character
there's just nothing she can do you know wouldn't it have been nice if he uh harry
kicked down that door and just punched luke in the face i would have loved it that would
have been great yeah i feel like he would have gotten his ass kicked i don't think so luke was
pretty drunk yeah that's true anyway so this is the van ride back. Harry seems like he'd fight like a giraffe, though.
Yep.
Oh, you know he would.
He's never, never been hit or hit.
And he would do little ostrich, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right, so this is the first time.
Again, I don't know if most people...
Look, I know people are really into Below Deck,
and they kind of read all the Reddit boards and everything.
They kind of know what's coming up.
I, as a viewer viewer had no clue i thought this was going to be a typical sea rat jacuzzi night um i kind of had a feeling that he just with a i thought that he had physically um
like i thought that he had punched somebody or there was some big fight or something and it got
really bad but oh we were seeing like the trail yeah seeing asia cry to captain jason i was like what the fuck is that
and what it was was um sexual assault so when they get back to the boat asia's defense systems
the iron dome so can we point on one thing so on the van ride back margo is clearly and we've all been
there you're ready you're done you're not even gonna go eat a bowl of ramen no directly to bed
do not pass go we ordered taco bell and you were excited about it now you cannot you ordered five
quesadillas we said you're not gonna eat those you. You insisted. You insisted. This is when Aisha's ears perk up.
And I forgot what she said to him in the van.
I think a couple of our listeners,
they had said, my wife actually said
she wanted to rewatch the episode.
Oh, there are so many.
I watched it twice.
There are so many little horrifying breadcrumbs that go.
The grossest of which was she's blacked out in his lap in the
back of the van and he says something about later asia says like you're not getting any tonight
and he looks at her and he looks up at asia and he says later really i yes so because of that and because of just
working with him and being around him for a while asia's iron dome is up and she is very
protective of margo because she can see that he is going to likely try something that is...
Illegal.
Criminal.
Yeah.
Criminal.
So I guess we'll get into what would be part seven now,
and I think it's going to be a little different, because this...
No, no, no, because the episode ends with this...
And it begins and picks up at the same spot, but this...
Yeah, we'll get into the next episode right here,
but episode six ends with
the actual act right which is he producers try and uh intervene at this point uh asia's in the
hallway oh the power had gone out which is a whole other weird kind of factor in this some
he's kind of recapping it like our aunt lynn right
now don't you think well i'm just saying the episode ended with the power going out which
was just kind of that extra third so weird weirdness that's the thing yeah and then uh
and then some uh of our facebook uh group had uh thought that he may have used that not obviously
not turn the power off but use that to his advantage to then sneak away into
margo's cabin at that point because everyone was busy trying to see what was going on with the oh
my god and i don't that comes out that he did that well no i don't think he turned off the power
because he was clearly not near anything that yeah yeah but the oh you're saying the idea that
he'd say this is my opportunity. Everybody's busy doing this.
This is a lot of assumptions here.
But a lot of people talk about Facebook.
Yeah.
Assumptions we need not, whether the lights were on, whether the lights were off, he leaves
the jacuzzi with some either evil or dumb or a combination of both impulse to go and have set what?
When you combine those words, it's devil.
I mean.
Or devil.
Yeah.
Both of those.
Wow.
Yeah.
So how do you guys want to break this down?
We obviously, there was a clear, you know, the various steps of this and the actual event
and how everything was dealt with it.
How do you guys want to...
Can we talk about... Can you and I talk really quickly?
Sure.
He's Aunt Lynn right now.
I just want to be very delicate
and respectful about the subject matter
and not fuck it up.
I would say if you're remotely triggered
by anything, you should turn the episode off now
because we're going to discuss it at length. now because we're going to discuss it at length.
Yes, we're going to discuss it at length right now.
And also, Bravo, somebody mentioned this.
I don't know if it was in our Facebook group or another.
It's been everywhere.
Hey, Bravo, Pat was blown away that this happened.
And he's never been sexually assaulted or raped.
So why don't you let people know that this is coming in the episode
just in case somebody's gone through something like this before?
I mean, my God.
They put trigger warnings on everything.
There will be masks shown in this segment.
So if you have a loved one.
People are going to be smoking.
Yeah, exactly.
If there are trigger warnings at the beginning of ridiculousness, there should be a trigger warning on this episode.
Rob Jeredik took to Twitter this morning and was like, yo get your fucking take your p's and q's from us okay
so what happens is margo is placed in bed by asia and the production after saying i just want my bed
and water no luke no luke definitively no luke um and luke with the devil's impulse goes downstairs
takes off his clothes and bum rushes her room it's filmed in as horrifying a way
the horrifying nature of the way that it's filmed mirrors what he's doing like there's this descent
kind of filming he looks like a monster when he's up there like and he's angry um he's very
indignant when um production i think it was at least two knocks at the door or two tries um he
is visibly angry how dare you yeah uh try and um prevent me from doing what i want to do
right now yeah um and then they also at one point he's like they're like luke buddy you gotta go
you gotta go and they were pretty nice about it and he was like she's fine mago you're nine and
nine or a ten out of ten and she was like i don't, yeah. That line too, that like last-ditch effort
to manufacture some kind of entryway for his fucking dumb dick.
Yeah.
Are you a 10 out of 10 or are you a 9 out of 10?
What are you doing?
What kind of like demonic fucking shit are you trying to accomplish right now?
And your comfortability with it is disturbing to a degree that it makes a lot of people feel as
though this is something that you've done before or that this is something that you deem okay to do.
Can I jump off that for a second? So a younger a younger, less, I'd say, evolved me.
When I heard like a stat, I think it was like 15 years ago,
that said, did you know that one in six women
will be sexually assaulted by the time they're 30 or something?
My younger brain was always like, this is how dumb males think.
Oh, there's a bunch of serial killers out there that jump from the bushes
because you have this version of what you think a sexual assault is.
And in reality, sorry, this is supposed to be a comedy podcast,
but we're talking real here.
Forget the comedy.
Yes, this is what sexual assault generally is.
Yeah.
Is someone incapacitated, unable to, sorry, what's the word?
Have any agency over their body or their thoughts.
Yeah, consent.
And then this happens, and then the female wakes up the next morning
absolutely confused by what transpired the next morning.
And there's also, there's, listen, people get drunk, and they hook up up and they might regret doing it but there is a
line the width of the fucking united states of america when it comes to somebody who is
literally passed out and if you go through the machinations and the steps to cross it,
you are, as Angry Adam would say, a fucking piece of shit.
Right.
Can we bring up a couple things here?
I think it's been covered quite a bit, but at least kind of lay down.
She, at this point, has openly thwarted any invitation for this guy to be in it.
Because we've watched this show for five years.
This show, and I'd like to discuss this a little bit there's plenty of messy hooking up she was so definitive
about no definitive about no drunk she's only known this idiot for a week and a half this isn't
a so and by the way it wouldn't be right even if it was um someone that she's engaged in these acts
for again let me make sure this is concrete.
That still wouldn't make it right.
But him completely naked and then hopping in that bed uninvited.
These are all facts of this for anybody.
And by the way, I haven't really seen anybody out there
kind of in some weird position trying to defend.
The only person that has done that is him
with his weird instagram post showing off his abs hey nobody gives a shit about your fucking abs
okay hopefully they can protect you in prison or not protect you um but nobody gives a fuck
about your body nobody gives a fuck about your opinion on the matter. You're a scumbag.
And this kind of thinking, which is this,
you talk about how he doesn't really know her.
They're essentially strangers.
It's this misogynistic kind of entitlement
where he is like Richie Rich to women.
He's just like, this is mine.
This belongs to women. He's just like you. This is mine. This belongs to me.
Right.
It's I,
I don't get how people can think like,
I'm going to make an assumption.
And it's just Pat talking out of his ass.
I don't think this is his first rodeo.
No.
And perhaps this might inspire some people to come out of the woodwork.
I,
uh,
hopefully. Yeah. Um, sorry. I know that's a major assumption. I just, this might inspire some people to come out of the woodwork i uh hopefully yeah um sorry i know
that's a major assumption i just this seemed a little too normal even for a drunk you know how
they always say a drunk person god i feel like i'm being inappropriate right now no you're not
being inappropriate it's just the um they amplify your your the darker sides of yourself and some
people are darker than others.
There's a saying that the drunk person does with the,
or says what the sober person thinks.
And sometimes the drunk person's actions,
almost like just muscle memory,
are what the real person does.
Major assumptions.
Can I talk, if you guys want to go chronologically.
I don't even think it's major assumptions.
I think I said it.
I thought about this a lot today.
I haven't, it's stupid.
This is a stupid television show.
And I have to tell you,
this is something that definitely,
I hate the word.
But it's a big thing though,
because you don't get to see this kind of dumb evil,
devil evil played out in front of you all the time.
Like, it's not something that we are privy to knowing,
and we should know it more.
Unfortunately, people experience this
on a very personal level,
but it's like somebody putting GHB in someone's drink.
Like, how the fuck, as just a normal person,
you wonder how anyone could ever do that.
But men like this exist.
But then when you say men like that, like if I were to seriously, seriously sit down with you, any of your friends, any of the men in my life and describe the situation to them, every single one of them would say this is disturbingly not okay.
And just know all across the board, this is criminal, this is fucking creepy, and thisly not okay. And the just know all across the board,
this is,
this is criminal.
This is fucking creepy. And this is not okay.
He doesn't seem to think that way.
And he genuinely believes that this is like an understandable thing.
And you know that if she were to have woken up in the morning and gone to
Asia and freaked out,
if they had sex and been like,
I was really drunk and I don't know what happened,
that he would have been like,
like, I don't know what the fuck her problem is.
Margot, why don't you talk to me then?
Why didn't you say that you weren't comfortable with it
so I'm supposed to know how?
Smash her over the head with a gas lamp.
And let's say this categorically,
and this is an assumption that I can make categorically.
Had no one stepped in, she would have been raped.
I'm pretty fucking sure that if no one stepped in,
she was getting raped.
Right.
I agree with you.
Yeah.
I want to talk about something, jump off what Ruby said.
Something about...
We have to get to Muskrat Laura at some point.
The idea of his mindset.
Now, I'm not going to blame the show for this,
but I do want Dylan and I have been covering this show for five years.
And I talked about this with him on the phone earlier today.
It's the industry.
It's not just the show.
Oh,
that covers the industry.
Yeah.
This industry is a vestige of the past.
It is much more mimics the freewheeling 60s and 70s
mad men yeah you know slap a woman on the ass and hey you know she she was drinking all night with
none of the crystal and none of the three-piece suits right yeah and as we've covered that makes
it so much better the crystal well that makes it so much better, the crystal. Well, that makes it okay.
Yeah.
This show is very much, if you think about it,
there are a lot of young people that work on these boats.
And I'm not convinced necessarily that the industry as a whole
is what we see on Below Deck.
They have a very specific kind of vertical of what they cover.
But it very much mimics
what I would consider a very dangerous environment.
And they've been very lucky,
which is young people in their 20s.
It's almost like college, right?
There's dormitories, right?
Where you have mixed sexes
sleeping right next to each other.
Alcohol, a hierarchy of older kids.
Generally, the department heads are in most cases an older male.
And they have been very lucky that this is the first time that they've got here
because as Dylan and I have covered it for five years,
they run, rub right up against that line.
We've many times seen-
It's shocking that this hasn't happened to this degree.
To get to here.
I mean mean we've
witnessed just drunkenness of like not taken away from sexual assault just people almost
injuring themselves because they're fucking wasted yeah um on these vessels but but and it's also
and losing the quality of this show is nothing compared to Margo's, you know,
mental welfare.
And by the way, I don't think we've spoken to Margo.
I think she does listen.
Margo, we're there for you.
Oh, my God.
Of course.
I'm sorry.
I'm undecided.
But, yeah.
The thing about this is, like, this is the person at the baseball stadium
that throws the glass bottle onto the field.
And now we've got to drink out of shitty aluminum.
So your point is, Dylan, we covered another show.
We love the Sea Rat shit.
Don't do the thing where, yes, they rub right up against the line.
But again, like I said, the line is so thick the the fact that luke and laura have to be pulled away from criminality as though they
are at some kind of fucking summer camp by these producers is just disgusting it's like there's so
much allotted on this show there's such a long leash because they're all adults but when you do this
kind of shit i mean i don't you can't do anything else but fire them but maybe screen better maybe
let's not have fucking homophobic misogynistic uh eastern european spies who put corn on top of
chips on the show like let's just not do that because dylan what you're kind of bringing up
is all right so the up is why people like
this show. It's debauchery.
It's debauchery. Also, for whatever
reason, from an evolution standpoint,
all us married people, we love to
watch hookup culture on TV.
That's really fun. Sometimes
in order to lubricate
the freeness of that,
there's alcohol involved.
We don't want the show ruined.
Um,
but at,
at the same time,
uh,
covering this industry,
the way it's,
it's covered,
it is,
it's,
we're,
we're kind of turning a blind eye to some stuff.
That's like,
this environment is dangerous.
The bachelor literally did this.
And then like the next day they were like,
okay,
so we don't really know how to say this,
but somebody was really fucked up and kind of raped
and we're really sorry and then everyone was like
oh no and then
they'd been well that was sucks anyways can I get
a margarita wells give me a margarita
so I can tell you what they did actually
we gotta wait seven minutes
so they instituted a
basically they producers watch them they're only
allotted certain how many certain
drinks in a day.
I think obviously to prevent things like that,
right?
That can't happen in below and you won't cast the show.
They're all drunks.
You won't get anybody on board if they can't. No binge drink.
No.
So,
you know,
all right.
So we're transition to the next episode.
There's a candid shot of jellyfish and then they just smash cut to this
horror, really bizarre. episode there's a candid shot of jellyfish and then they just smash cut to this horror
really bizarre but after luke is pulled off of margo confidant laura walks in calls luke honey
i think and then asia heads into margo's bed margo says that she didn't consent to him being in there
and then laura goes on a full-on attack they have to pull
laura off of adam and it's it's obviously the dynamic is very very different given he could
beat the shit out of her given that he could beat the shit out of her but and he's gone he's
conscious yeah super important um but um god it was such an egregious error. I lost my train of thought
because the part that he's unconscious
is a huge, huge difference.
But yeah, it's just a bummer
that these two fucking demons are on this boat.
There's a tough scene up next.
Asha goes up and talks to Captain Jason.
She's been sexually assaulted before.
We learned that, I think, in her first season
when the filthy scouser was joking about it.
She says, who knows what would have happened
if I hadn't been there.
We covered it.
Rape.
That's what would have happened, most likely.
Let's get to the next day.
Next day.
The insidious demonic behavior begins from Laura instantaneously.
The fact that she is in direct contrast
as loudly as she is about her state of well-being
in comparison to Margot is so purposeful
and so disgusting.
Well, I have a quote.
I feel great.
I feel magnificent.
As they clean the bed,
and Margot kind of shares what took place the night before,
and I think she's still kind of in the fog of it,
Laura says, and I quote,
if he comes into my cabin, I'd be like, dot, dot, dot, hello, yes, exclamation point.
She is a bog wench.
Yeah.
And she is an enemy of women.
I think so too.
And I don't understand how it can come to be this fervently in her other than
the culture that she was brought up in maybe it was just her family but i don't i don't get how
you could hate women this much and love men that much it's just it's crazy to me um asia needs to
talk to margo about what transpired laura is standing there like a bog wench and Aisha dismisses her.
Then she brings Serena into the conversation because she knows that Serena will add to this web of support that Margo needs right now from the other women on this boat.
And that's on display when Margo feels embarrassed about the entire thing. And Serena says, you should be able to be as blackout as, you know, however drunk you want to be and still feel safe.
And the fact that Margo was like, I was being flirty and I was embarrassed.
This is the kind of thinking that Luke could smell from a mile away and then just obliterate her with, you know.
that Luke could smell from a mile away and then just obliterate her with.
And I did think it was very, very funny
that Zarina was like,
I mean, you should be able to stand naked
in a public place
and no one should be able to do anything.
And although principally,
I know what you're trying to say.
I do think in a public place,
maybe not rape,
no one should ever be able to,
but excuse me, miss,
you don't have, snap, snap.
And also here's a shirt, you're unclothed.
No, you just point out that they're naked
in case they were recently abducted by an alien or something.
But you can't go up and flip people's boobs or anything like that.
You can't do that.
You got to feel safe wherever you are.
Except in war.
Right.
It was a beautiful moment between the three of them, though.
Beautiful.
I really did think it was wonderful.
And I love that margo is so um
overwhelmed by the love on the boat that's what always made me cry like it's soccer or something
like if like when i was at soccer camp in santa barbara and this little girl kicked a soccer ball
in my face almost broke my jaw i was crying and all the camp counselors were around me and they
were like you okay i was like don't love me so much right now i just i can't it's like that it's exactly like that it's like that and i'm very love is the most emotional part and then
zarina cooking that wonderful comfort food because everybody chips in for what uh they can offer to
make the situation better that was a nice moment um i still think she talks to walls well we gather
for a meeting she does laura is disgusting once again um she is talking about
how sad she is that luke is gone and that's when he walks aboard and gathers his stuff um
she begins almost crying and telling harry that she's sad um i'll just say it for i might say it again, but Laura, just shut the fuck up.
This will be a crazy reunion if they have one.
I doubt they will. They better.
I doubt they will.
I hope they, if they do, Luke should not be anywhere near it.
I don't think, you know, as much as Aisha needs to know about how he thinks while he's out trying to get pussy when he's drunk, we need to hear him fucking defend or contextualize his attempted rape of Margo.
Like, we don't need him on.
Well, according to him, it's just, you know, you aren't reading the right story.
Right.
So Laura's sadness continues more into the closed quarters with margo she wants margo
to tell her what happened she already knows what happened at this point yes she does she makes margo
tell her again and says that if it was her she would have welcomed him in and she says that if
she would have just made him happy this wouldn wouldn't have happened. And then says in a bizarre, you called her a bog wench.
She imbues herself with this kind of sexual power that the rejection of her is the karmic origin of why this happened to him.
Interesting.
Are you as dumb as you look? Like, I just...
What Luke did is obviously an archetypal and cosmic horror.
We have to sit so much in this episode in Laura's bullshit.
She just takes so many bites at the apple with Margo.
I was just like, get her off my television screen.
I don't want to look at her
anymore it appears to like in the at the very very very beginning when this all starts to happen
her what do you i've i'm my god i've never felt this good is like she clearly has no fucking idea
and then it becomes clear no no she does yeah no no does. And she's just a bog wench. I don't have any other word for it.
She's a fucking cunt bog wench.
She was there when the producer...
She was privy to the entire tornado of stuff.
So she knew that there was something in that room.
So when she says she feels great,
she knows what she's doing.
Aisha checks in on Adam
and Culver pretends to be boasting for a day.
The only thing that the producers do wrong, like I mentioned,
is showing Margo drinking during this
because she gets called up to the captain's quarters.
Drinking before the night out or drinking during the day?
Drinking on the job.
They have that drunk cam in the kitchen.
Ah, fuck it.
I don't think...
For next week's preview, you mean?
No, they've done it.
Laura was the one earlier on in the season
when she's drinking during the day.
They show Margot doing it twice this episode.
Maybe that's a moment of calming your nerves.
I don't think it's a hit piece.
I don't think it's a hit piece
because it's perfectly understandable
that she's calming her nerves like this.
But with the context of the main rule is that you don't drink when you're working and she's working her nerves like this but with the context of the
main rule is that you don't drink when you're working and she's working don't need to show
this don't need to show just not this week especially not this week just don't show this
i will say really quickly too i was very happy with the way that they handled the entire situation
because they could have easily been like what you said captain could have easily been like all right
we're gonna go to bed and like we'll talk about this in the morning.
Sounds like some other captains that we've had in the past. Yeah.
There was an investigation.
Right.
Well,
there wasn't an investigation and everyone is still on board and that's
not okay.
But he said,
there is nothing gray about this.
Yeah,
I know.
Captain Jason acted with a swift guillotine this episode and it was
beautiful to watch. So we move on to um
the laundry room laura calls margo into the laundry room for no other reason than to tell Margot, that part of this is her fault.
And this is, she says, you're a sexual person.
He's a sexual person.
We're all sexual creatures.
He must have felt welcomed by you.
This is the line that makes Margot go to Asha. And in just the most J-Law way, like what the fuck is going on right now?
Like it's not even like,
obviously there's hurt there,
but it's more confusion.
Like why is she doing this so much?
It's so bizarre.
She's like Aunt Lydia in Handmaid's Tale.
She's just like, no, no, come, come, come.
Be quieter when they rape you
and they won't be so mean about it.
Oh, do I need to get the brand
hot again? Thank you. Thankfully
Margot tells Asia
and
what
are we doing? She
the word gets passed at the flagpole to
Captain Jason and he calls Laura
in to fire her
after speaking to Margo and
speaking to Adam.
And he asked her what she said.
Yeah.
She lied.
He confronts her about being a fucking scumbag and a liar and a predator and
then he fires her.
Laura says this is bullshit and that she should have had a warning.
Here's the issue with warnings.
If they aren't attempting to prevent a cancerous soul or character,
then they can be administered.
But I don't think warning you about this is really going to change your
behavior in any way, shape, or form.
And also to subject Margo to being around you for another second, given what she's been through and what you said, is unethical.
Because you're a cunt bog one.
I wonder how much Hot Pants Captain, Rack-A-Lamb Captain, how much did the Adam stuff have to play?
Or was it 100% just how she'd been kind of treating Margo?
I think the Adam stuff was something that he could have given her a warning about.
Right.
And that would have been fine.
I think it was the Margo stuff.
Yeah.
I think what she was doing to Adam was.
Oh, insane.
Yeah.
That was criminal and she should have been fucking fired for it.
Totally.
I don't think she would have been fired for it,
but I do think that I respected Adam a lot too.
Cause when he was talking to the captain,
even he,
at that point he was trying to downplay it and was like,
yeah,
she was kind of like trying to come.
No,
Adam,
no,
she was literally on your naked back putting motion on you while you were
trying to go to bed.
It's so hard to do when you're so high.
So, um, get out of here. Props. on you while you were trying to go to bed. It's so hard to do when you're so high. Ugh!
So, um...
Get out of here!
Props to Aisha and Captain Hotpants
for dealing with that the way you did.
Yeah, maybe we have learned something, some of us.
Yeah.
Yeah, a couple last-minute things.
Aisha reaches Super Saiyan mode
when she walks into Laura's room and says,
can I help you pack?
Chef's kiss.
Oh my God, chef's kiss.
That was so amazing.
And then also, it was, you know,
I hope Angry Adam gets angry again
because I don't want to be conflicted, okay?
It's too much.
No, no, we've already got a name for you.
I know, you've got to be angry.
I'm printing a t-shirt that I ordered, okay okay you can't be a good guy now because i don't it's gonna be weird to
scratch the angry part out with a red sharpie when asia tells him that she's fired he's like
because he's just he contrary to luke he may flare up and he's angry at him but at his core
he was raised by a manja manja mom who and he just has
this natural instinct to be like oh fuck i'm sad that even though she attempted to sexually assault
me numerous times she got fired because yeah yeah you know where's this season gonna go after this
this is crazy well let's talk about where the season's going. We've heard some rumors about this show.
Its longevity may be under duress or threatened.
And I think that it's maybe because of the event that we covered today.
But I do not think, given what Luke has done,
Joao is the right person to bring onto this boat.
Didn't he kill someone with a dog bone or something?
No, he didn't.
What he did do was watch while his mother was beat
within an inch of her life with a bone,
which is probably one of the many tragic reasons
why he is the way he is.
But given that we're trying to protect people at this point,
and we should always try to do that,
but really now try to protect people.
Let's not have a toxic asshole come on this boat in a leadership position.
It's probably just not a great idea.
And your boy Adam did say in the preview that he does think they're going to
fight, to fight.
Like, fight.
I hope that it doesn't come to that.
But if it does, I hope it's captured on television.
Thank you so much for listening to the episode.
I hope it was well done, delicately done.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah. Listen, it's just a bummer. Hopefully we didn't say anything stupid. It'sately done. Yeah. You know?
Listen, it's just a bummer.
Hopefully we didn't say anything stupid.
It's a big bummer.
It's a big, big bummer.
But kudos to production.
Kudos to Aisha.
Margo sending out love to everybody on the cast who isn't subhuman.
And Worthless is such a beautiful thing to see.
And I think at the end of all this,
regardless of how horrific it was a lot of weird beauty came from this yeah you know sometimes you watch something you hope people can learn from it too yeah i think we did kaylin how
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