Kill James Bond! - Help! I Need Somebody! | Below Deck Down Under S1 E11

Episode Date: September 16, 2022

Nick, Pat and Dylan are back to talk intellectual property theft, The Beatles, arugula, kangaroo, jet skis, lobster on you and much more Below Deck Down Under.The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Check out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.comWe also cover Bachelor Nation very week on Another Bachelor Podcasthttps://bit.ly/AnotherBachelorPodcast_YouTubeThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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Help. I need somebody help not just anybody is that a Colby Cali? So thanks back in the USSR is that cold Hi, hello and welcome aboard to another brand spanking episode of another podcast network presents the Patreon exclusive recap of Peacocks Blodic Dananda. I'm Dylan's out of the next one real Nicholas Davis. Oh, hey matey. Pat producer podcast is over there behind my glasses Permission to come aboard permission granted. How are you guys? Doing pretty good. Dick gave us some good news today.

What's up? Well, they're going to have another, they're going to do another one of these deals where they have two, two, two below deck shows running simultaneously, which means, goodching. Because one of those, of course, I will be doing for free. And the other will stay behind this nice little wall that you need to pay to come through.

Yeah, and I think everybody who is listening to this is really thrilled because they get to be a part of that party. Exactly. For $5 a $10 a month. In other words, those who can hear the sound of my voice right now, you're not going anywhere. Okay.

Shout out to Peacock and Bravo for helping us build that wall. Just a straight run. Build that wall. Oh and Bravo for helping us build that wall. Just a straight run. Build that wall. Oh, you guys did. Build that wall. You guys doing a political thing? Why I don't even know where that would have came from. Why would you, why would you get that?

We're talking about Patreon and people having to pay us. Right. You know, speaking of YouTube being bigoted towards Hispanics, I had such an incredible Uber ride here today. Anybody could build the wall. This young lady named Anna and me just spoke for the entire time about farm animals, what real beauty I is,

the kind of chiles they use in Guerero. I mean, it was just so beautiful. I heard it. Tear down that wall. Let them all in. I heard him. I agree. Recapping that conversation with his Uber driver

to his wife, I was like, look at Dylan. Something he would scoff at me for, but just getting a really educational, entertaining conversation with your driver. Are you going to delve into it on APS? No, no, no, no. I thought I'll forget about it because I'm bad at writing

down things, and I've had a lack of commitment to another part of the question. You ever get an argument with an Uber driver like over something that you disagree with that they did uh... what like the turks aren't that bad what are you talking about oh uh... one time i got uh... in argument about an uber driver and she was telling you know because they said you know they used to talk a lot more think uber drivers

you know sure and she started telling me how uh... she was pissed off uh... that the person that was renting her, the house or guest house or something like that said she had six months and then she needed to find her own place. And I said, well, if you own a place. I think she felt she was going to hear a kind ear that agreed to her plight. I was like, yeah, if you own the property, you have the right to say she would have heard a kind words from me. No way I'm getting into. Right. I was like, yeah, if you own the property, you have the right to say she would have heard

a kind words from me. No way I'm getting into that mock. I don't even like, yeah, I can't believe that. Is this a piece? Is this a piece? Is this a piece? It should feel so vindicated. Yeah.

No, it is not APS, but before we get into below deck, I do want to get a public service and outspin out of the way. How are we feeling about the Kalamonsey line, Agave Sparkling? Oh, so Dylan brought in some really snobby claw just to throw it in the neck and eyes phase because we drink that panther piss. And you know what, I appreciate it. I know it's your attempt to belittle me.

But I'm enjoying the hell out of it. That's so sure. Perhaps the point is taken by it. I'm not nearly offended by your gestures. You were hoping it would be. Oh, it's good. But I am pretty sure we give Dylan a day and we blindfold, we stick a mic's hard in his hand and he doesn't know the fucking difference.

That's what I'm tasting up right here. I welcome that test. He's gonna get you on that. There is quite a difference between this and that garbage that we, that's swill that we set. Right. Now, you have a heifers palette, so that's why you think I couldn't be able to tell the

difference. I, was that right English? I could tell the difference to you. You know what this tastes like, Dylan? Colum Colum This is just a beautiful, simple, would be if you had a really nice tequila and some fresh lime juice just squeezed in that puppy.

Does that's stunning? Ah. They also have a... Where would you get the carbonation in the drink you just described? It's a little stutter. Yeah, a little stutter. $20 for four bottles, is that too much?

Pretty outrageous. Yeah, it's California. They also are, those are 12. Yeah, yeah's California. They also are 12. Those are 12. Yeah, yeah, now that makes sense. It's not that bad, right? It's five bucks a drink. Five bucks a drink. Do you think they pay for a buttlight at Laurel Tavard? Seven dollars.

Yeah. And you pay $74 at Dodger Stadium. Yes. Do you ever see that thing where they have a... Is it another podcast? Sorry. I don't know what to talk about with Down Under honestly. I do ever see that fucking bullshit that they're pulling a Dodger Stadium with the medium and large cup. The way they're shaped, they hold exactly

the same amount of liquor. It's just the larger one looks like it. Dodger Stadium has gone to hell in a hand basket. I think that's the right expression. And this guy doesn't want the wall. Well, listen, when I'm at Dodger Stadium and I see Chamoy on everything, I'm like, what is?

Let's build that now, heading. But I am too. But no, it's nuts that the, you know, they have so many Jews at that ballpark. And it comes from Brooklyn and they've gotten rid of the all beef dodged dog I honestly think it's anti-Semitic and I think there should be a protest But let's get into pcox below deck down under

And thoughts and pots Nick when you go first being pat of been jabbing away. Oh also I'm I'm hot tonight P. Cock don't think you don't notice. They stole our title. Oh right. Did you say, did you say stold? No, I said stole. All right. It was a hard breath, but it was like stole. Yep.

Our title, Beny and the Jetskies. Right. I mean exactly for a banem, they stole it. And it's pretty sickening. It was a much bigger deal with the Jetsky's last time I mean I mean he wasn't even on a Jetsky this time. He was on a Jetsky last time. There are so many different titles That they could have come up with for this episode that's

intellectual property theft and Laziness honestly and imitation is this in serious form of flattery So I'll take a little bit. I would even say just keep doing it. Like, I do enjoy seeing my thoughts on screen, even if I'm not compensated, and the bigger case I can build up then I can sue you eventually for the IP theft.

You sons of bitches. You sons of bitches. And that's peacock knock bravo. So zero pots. Musical, okay, episode A5 pots. Okay episode a five pot 85 pots Pat. I was the worst episode of the season Nothing really happened on this goddamn episode Yeah, I got I don't know I guess you guys gonna have to jibber jabber for about 45 on this one encouraging Yeah, I've got 10 knots.

10 knots, huh? Yeah. I actually found it to be kind of a fun episode. Oh. I'd like to say, a lot of little bubbling instances of hatred for me and you know how we love to hate when we watch reality television. Right. But Benny and Mag me and you know how we love to hate when we watch reality television. But Benny and Magda, I don't want to sound like a boomer because I'm not a boomer,

I'm a millennial, but I genuinely do not understand why there's an entire generation of us that needs positive reinforcement in career environments. I mean, every once and a while you need it, but it's just fucking wild and infuriating to me. It's like Jamie's making up in competencies. Benny, you were pulling a James Bond. You were taking selfies off of an edge of an unmanned vehicle. You're an insane person. It's just like Joe Rogan was telling God telling god sad i don't want you taking your mental health day okay uh... if your mother didn't die get your

ass to work and work sure you're saying right i think what we're trying to find is a balance here now it's only ten or twenty when i first got into the work force not appropriate you could be punched by your superfinal are are choked. Right. That's not good. Yeah. And I was, you know, infamously terminated for being in the office on vacation.

You know. So you don't want that kind of work environment either. But Magden Benninger just drive me up all 85 pots. I have, oh yeah, you guys have both been fired. Did you know a little confession over here? I've never been fired from a job in my entire life. Oh, your medals in the mail. Thank you.

Talk about the episode. Really cool Pat. No, I did love Gatsad and Joe talking about, and I'm not a big Joe Rogan guy anymore, but Gatsad such a lovely guy. And he was talking about books being the biggest Joe Rogan guy. He's got the JRE tattoo in his back. God was talking about how books are fossils of our creativity. It's such a beautiful way of putting that fossilizing our connection to one another. Oh, I see. That's so beautiful.

So our podcast. So we last left off, Ryan was pizza ratting all over the place by he was spitting light beer in a rage at Toomey who in turn transformed into what a version of herself. This is, you know, she's gone super saying, I love this toomey. Suck my dick, suck my dick. Well, Ryan made an egregious mistake like Toomey said, he went against the the only kind hand he had

When you go against that then you are left with no protection It's just like Marty mush dating Ria and and going against David Big Cat You know because APN we would like to say strong stance were team Hank right guys Nick I mean Pat are you team Hank? If you're Milton Strong, you're team Hank. Are you Milton Strong? Now you guys accuse me of not listening. And that accusation is very apt.

I don't listen. Has this been mentioned before? Yes. Okay. And we've directly asked you numerous times what team you're on. Look at you sucking down that column. Do you got another one for me over there?

There is. I got one more behind. I kind of think that it's yours. Yeah, you can have it. No, no, no, you can have it. Give it to him. Give it to him. You can have it.

I just really enjoy this. Magnificent, isn't it? Yeah. But yeah, team Hank, if you end. Yep, defend the wall. So, yeah, it regis mistake by Ryan biting the hand that feeds him and would protect him. That was big knock. So, I think regi just mistake by Ryan biting the hand that feeds him and would protect him. That

was so I was back now. Well, well, he has the hand that was rubbing his back, the fingers through his hair, and I don't like that version of to me. I that's bad. I like the suck my dick, a go toil away in your

stainless steel prison version of to me. So Aisha is in the midst of a breakdown because of what Ryan and Magda said about her. I get that she's hurt, of a breakdown because of what Ryan and Magda said about her. I get that she's hurt, but this is kind of exhibit, you know, ZC of, you know, she's just, I don't know that she's cut out for it. I mean, who gives a fuck with Ryan? If you got it, why don't you cry? Yeah, it's more it's magna too. It's, if you're in a position

of power, you have to have tough skin, kid. Also, you do know your down to the dumps, if Bettini is the one cheering you up, she's just basically like, at least you're not me. Yeah. Magda has some moment of realization, but I don't think it's gonna take. So let's move on to ball of snakes type stuff, but not really. Oh, it's a ball of snakes. Oh, how's the ball snakes?

Oh, I thought you were making that noise. Well, I did it. You see how good that was. That was really fast. Well, I could add a written down too. Holy smokes. The party doesn't get started, so the entertainment director shows up to the hot dub time. Yeah, so let's talk about real things.

And Ryan Leaves. This is not anywhere near where we need it to be because it's down under. I think a litmus test for a well-casted season of this show is what they do in and around A Jacuzzi. And that's not just sexual, I'm not trying to be purve-purve. The Jacuzzi is an important hub for the sea rats. They smoke six there, they fight there, they break glass there, they suckin' they fuck there, and the sea rats. They smoke six there, they fight there,

they break glass there, they suck and they fuck there, and the hot hub. Yes, exactly. And a cast, this cast is not making good use of this most important watering home. Okay. What I think happened here is they thought they had the perfect cast, Comedie Del Andy, they thought Jamie was going to be their dog who was going to be

fucking stews. But that whole issue he was hitting on Magda Knight one was worried about looking like a sleaze backed off called everybody ugly, dried him up. Yeah, it really ruined the season and didn't come off as a sleaze. And I think the master plan of what the casting producers casting producers thought was gonna happen it all fell apart you know uh... something interesting about australia and i dealt with a lot of australians i think i mentioned this for the tour business there the third most uh... we listen uh... they they come to america but so i got to interact

with a lot of australians that the fuck the uh... yeah i have sex with a bunch of them but mainly this point about to make is because I watch a lot of reality TV A lot of reality shows come out of Australia and all of them show that pretty much the 20 types that there are Florida trash like they're that version of Florida right right big at all the net tattoos. They're all hoarded up Missed opportunity here to not Dig into that that hopper and pull out so there are plenty of misfit toys walking around that prison in the middle of the year. Very eloquent. Right. You said it way better than me. I do think Bravo

slash peacock though that's kind of a misstep we could have had more necktats. They are doing somewhat of a good job with casting because what you need is true sea rats. Not these ones we get after who have been on a couple of seasons with a polish, like Eddie, they got rid of Eddie. Did you see the news? Yeah, and he was pissy, he says they weren't even paying him well. Yeah, which like obviously Eddie, that's the thing.

You can get marginally more than the other sea rats, but if you ask for a real salary, you're done. You're done, we'll get someone new. Not to mention, you just botched a Claim of racism Directly to you as the leader of the deck crew So just a bad time to ask for a raise. You've got no leverage also Yeah, buddy, and you're showing up to this show with a fucking girlfriend you snore fast. Yeah Well speaking of snore fast. We've got Jamie and calmer calvert now

Jamie I like that take from the look of him. You would think that he was going to be, you know, the community of Dalyndi douchebag of the cast, but he, as we mentioned, has the protector element to him. So he really is just a safety warrior and also kind of a gross show. not in like that he's like hooking up with people, but he's complicated. He's disgusted by these women and he, I don't know, he's not afraid to show it, but then we've got Culver who is,

I mean, be a gentleman, man. Britt wants a toasty. What are you doing? And it's helped out by their direct supervise trying to mash their heads together. Once again, I think it Ross dressed for less. I don't think that goes over the next day. Bear time, well.

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never has there been a more appropriate name for an area than the cruise mess. Yeah. Yeah. It is a mess. Down there. Hey, don't, I'm gonna grab that other claw. I mean, uh.

Okay. It's Salio Rita. Please, there's one rule. Please don't call them clause. That's the one clause. Like what is that called clause? No, no, no, no, what is that called when when something becomes synonymous with the prior.

Upper proprietary epinem. Preparatory epinem. Please do not use clause. Nothing gives me a dopamine hit quite like getting a trivia question, right? You guys wanna go to bar trivia? Put you on my path. No, because there are, what are you talking about?

Put us on your back. I'm kidding. There are things that no one, you know, no great. Nothing about, and there are things that I know nothing about. I've sat in these trivia nights, and I've just been like, who the fuck knows the answer to this fucking question of doing here?

I quickly get humbled at a real trivia night. I'll say that. I'll say that. So J-Man flames his deck crew and gives J-Me, the Lord of the Flies-type choice, pick the person who will be punished. And we learned last week that he does have that protector complex that the crew didn't know about.

So he does fall on the sword. Now, a little late though, I think right in this moment is when he should have x3, x3, that would have been a dope baller move. And then he had a meeting with his team, be like, I don't care who did it, but let's not have it happen again. Jocco would have given him a B minus

for that maybe even a C-plus. Or maybe even lower. Yeah, Fat Pastor Fale with Jocco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was a fail. He doesn't have time for the rubric, what, Rames. So the most annoying thing about this is Benny handing out ethics tickets to his coworkers in his talking heads.

He's like, come on, Culver, own up to this. Hey, Benny, why don't you own up to killing your parents and leave people alone, okay? You little fucking bitch. Sorry, you don't believe that. That's too nasty, but he really pisses me off. I mean, it's just insane. He's able to gloss over that. It's like, one guy left trash on board. One guy killed both of his parents you slaughtered your parents what are we talking about here lesser of two evil these seas are filled with uh... murderers

100% hey uh... we did we get to the part where uh... that captain uh... hot stuff uh... gives him uh... a verbal verbal warning uh... i'll get there in a second but so first to me gives mag the rundown on the task that she will surely fuck up soon and then we get to this meeting with Cap. Yes.

Now, I love Jamie's reasoning for not telling the captain that it was Culver. He's just fucking hates Benny. He's like, I'm not gonna throw Culver. Culver hasn't fucked up at all. Benny's been fucking up constantly. I'm not throwing Culver hasn't fucked up at all. Benny's been fucking up constantly. I'm not throwing Culver under the bus, and that is when Cap gives him the verbal warning.

Next time, it will be- Wow, I have to give it a first verbal warning. Debraw secret probation mate. I was like, where are these fucking demarrates for all the coxbians swung in people's faces? I guess we don't have a problem with that, but a verbal warning for not taking the trash out.

And it did seem like a very arbitrary made up of the spot scale. Like you said, what comes next, we got the probation. It reminded me of this scene from the office. Oh, what's this? That has been mirrored. Oh, what's this? That is a bit merit. Jim Halpert, Tardiness. Oh, I love it already. You've got to learn, Jim. You were second to command, but that does not put you above the law.

Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions like, what does a numeric mean? Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those. I don't know. Three numerates, and you'll receive a citation. Now that sounds serious. Oh, it is serious. You do not want to receive three of those. Lay it up. Three to merits, and you'll receive a citation.

Now that sounds serious. Oh, it is serious. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those that'll land you in a world that hurt. In the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior which would which would be me

so if we're Not captains going off white scale. He's already received three to merits five citations and four violations Yeah, no, I mean he has been fucking up left and right Bertini affinals only 50 seconds. It seemed like an absolute eternity. No, no, no, no. And anytime I can drink in a little office, I'm a happy camper. The soothing office sound. I was gonna mention it, but I didn't want to speak right

when the clip started. So Bertini, having propositioned Culver for hot sex than I before, is curious about what's gonna happen next and I was thinking I mean everybody knows you're gonna be homeless together you'll you'll fuck each other a couple times in the four corners and it'll be a blast. You'll eat beans and canned ravioli and have a lot of water jugs all over the place and you'll just be fucking each other, you know, craze. Don't be bummed Don't worry of beans. He and Ravoli and other can food. Yeah. Yeah, tuna a lot of tuna But I know about that. We got to talk about the big one. It's the big sit down

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no strangers to first class treatment. Molina is a senior accounts executive in Carlton as the founder of a successful financial software company who moonlights as a musician He even released an album of Christmas songs which we might be hearing in a bit Originally for Savannah Jordan Carlton will be celebrating his 20th year of living down under while cruising through the wit Sundays for the first time down under while cruising through the wit sundies for the first time. Joining Carlton and Molina will be a few of their friends. Jason is a former acrobat who runs a thriving workwear company.

Is that the guy that got a foot cramp and started yelling for help? Help! How the mighty have fallen if it were him. Acrobatists don't wear t-shirts and bodies of water. I think it's a rule. If that guy died, I hope they put that in his obituary. Died of a leg cramp. Foot.

Right. If that happens to me, I drown and die. You're not gonna see me screaming for help. If that happens to you, you tread for a couple minutes. It does, it does, it's cramp. It's very painful. You tread with one leg and you, I also think he had a life vest on, so we'll get there.

But also, like, God. But also failing to prepare. That means he didn't drink enough water on the lead up. Again, it's his fault. He should have drowned. They should have let him. I've thrown up in my own snorkel before. Throwing up, sucked it back in.

Choppy waters. I didn't cry for help. I wanted to, but I didn't cry for help I wanted to but I didn't Jason's wife Cheryl works in it expects nothing less than a seven star experience well I think she's gonna be a little disappointed these people get their stars so fucked up five Michelin seven star six it's just you're all out of whack oh yeah 62 stars on our flag or something rounding out the charter are Oh yeah, 62 stars on our flag or something. Rounding out to Charter are, are, you got this.

I think I got an auto correct error because it's lowercase. Vanita, an entrepreneur and luxury traveler, Peter who works in insurance and Richard, a hotel venue manager, who will be extremely focused on the service. This group of workaholic guests are looking for it to being pampered and having the trip of lifetime.

They have high expectations and the stirring palettes. They're looking for, they're looking, you got this. Forward to dining and events that will make this charter, they will, a charter they will never forget. And let's listen to some of Carlton's music. Now he does watch.

I don't know, but he did a Christmas album. I think he's fancying stuff like a Frank Sinatra type. It sounds like the mic is in the back of the room. the sounds like the mic is in the back of the room is posted on YouTube five years ago that 76 years I didn't write down if they said what they wanted to do They're gonna go snorkeling that concludes the preference Man these guys are weird these are weirdos all right So Jackson is what we'll refer to him for it. I agree Aisha goes on a Tour of harm here. She sits down with Magda first

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Well, she was at her other boss, was apparently a fellow model. Yeah, you know, it gets really competitive between failed models or models that aren't models who are sea rats working on boats. That field is very, very, and I have a question, maybe if we ever get a chance to talk to Magna,

I'll ask her this. If you're such a successful model, why are there only two photos of your modeling? Yeah, so I love when she says that she's a model, right? Because we cut to pictures of her in white polo's working on boats, pictures that she took for her Instagram. Someone took it for you.

And then like two photos from one shoot. Yeah. Yeah. There's a low bar to being a mountain on holidays. All you need is some guy DM you on Instagram, but you're like, oh, I want to shoot some pictures of you. You go out, you take some pictures by the beach, he tries to fuck you and then you never see those pictures. Yeah, I mean, that's just 100% what happens.

Oh, you want, when I, Hey, do you, if you ever thought about modeling nude, I take beautiful pictures. I just love the female body. Is it a pain gig? Oh, you can use it for your portfolio. I'll pay for your gas to get out there. Yeah, but no, this is really for exposure.

For you. It's for your exposure. Yeah. When I was in Thailand, I went to. It just got a divorce. So I was just wondering if you could come take some pics. At a studio? No, my apartment.

It's a studio. I'm glad you made it before we get started. I'm just going to take out my robe. Yeah. It's so I take it. Oh, don't mind my dick. I can't take pictures not erect. This is normal.

Don't mind that I have a throbbing heart on right now. Just be a professional. That's how I take pictures. If you want to make it in this industry. When I was in Thailand a few years ago, I went to a place called James Bond Island. Very beautiful views. There were two girls. I was there for a total of an hour.

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She did a great job not falling for those red herrings and stayed on point. She's like, no, you piece of shit. I don't like you talking about me. I don't care who you're. I love it. You can tell the person that told you all that stuff. They didn't get it completely right.

Yeah, I said a positive thing about you. No, but I love it. He did, though. That, but I love it though. That didn't get back to her. That is the problem with telephone. Well, it was, it was a, the overall sentence. It was a disingenuous half thought

that he threw out really quickly. He saw the e-like looked at the camera right before. Yeah, I like her as a person. But what a lazy cunt, huh? But I do love that Asia is going around staring this mutiny of losers in the face because I don't know, it just kind of reminds me of, you know, the end of Godfather where Michael's going around kind of facing down his, the people that are causing the Corleone family issues.

It's kind of like what Asia did, but she's just not shooting people in the face. She wasn't even gonna join this season, but every time she's out they pull her back in so Ryan says something about being stressed leads to showing guilt Question mark question mark question mark. He said I Tend not to get stressed even if it is my fault the second you show you the stress you admit guilt He's a piece of shit. Oh my god. He also is over just a broken out look on life. Oh this guy He just has the sickening joy. He took out of staring at dead baby kangaroos. Okay, so yeah, let's get there Unfortunately because of the psi op waged on the world by the Chinese and by Bill and Melinda Gates They just can't fire the guy. There's no one who has come out of quarantine that is ready to do this.

So he knows he's under the microscope, so he's going to chill out which his version, what is that? I don't remember his version of this is shoving baby kangaroo carcasses in people's faces and laughing like everything about him is either sad, disgusting, anger-inducing, just a zero out of ten human beings. This is him being nice and funny, and it's just weird. I will talk to him, Dylan. I'm going to promise to deliver that interview. Um, so meanwhile, meanwhile Jamie sets permanent roles, Ryan boils some crap, and Aisha slams some whipped cream down before the guests arrive. She's probably taking

with it. And we get a tour of the boat. Thank God. And the guests ask for oysters and for the preparation to surprise them. Do worry if you're not Ryan's got this A bed of arugula is laid on a plate The oysters are shocked and lemon wedges are crudely cut and laid on the arugula There is no minionette There wasn't a a thought of cooking them. There was no minionette. There wasn't a thought of cooking them. There was no warm preparation, a million miles from this boat. There is not even ketchup and horse radish stirred together.

It is a small display of this man's gross and honestly dangerous negligence that this was so lazy, a presentation of oysters. He should have put grenadine on him. That would have been a huge surprise. A huge surprise. And I love the way that yeah, what's up? I'm also glad she corrected herself because he also did a chisos prize. She wanted something fancy.

He definitely surprised her. He got, she got bottom of the barrel I was surprised I saw that a Ruggola come out and I was like Oh my fucking god That I don't that kind of presentation is like I don't know if Sizzler started doing oysters Like it's just the tackiest, most thoughtless, I'll just chuck some arugula. It's so funny if I would have been served that way.

Oh my god, this is so fancy. How do I eat this? What do I do with it? Now the charter guess was referring into as natural presentation. Was that, is that such a thing when it's prepared in such a simple, thin way that's referred to as natural? Or was that in fact a slight at him?

Natural is an incorrect word for classic preparation. Okay. Classic preparation is oyster, and it's the best presentation. I'm not into like cooked oysters, but it's served with a little bit more accoutrements than just, and it's definitely never served on a bed of peppered Spinach that that's just such a wildly bad direction to take

But it's usually accompanied with a some type of minionette, which is pretty simple to make It's vinegar and shallots and cocktail sauce Don't be afraid to use horse radish. It's horse radish and ketchup. That's tartar sauce, right? Nope, definitely not. And then you know, put some fresh grated horse radish and then cut the lemons. Don't cut them crudely. Make sure the seeds are removed. It's a very, very simple thing, but you just have to take some time and do it. He pulled out a bag of a rougola. It's just so wild.

And then slapped some kimchi on it later. I mean, this guy just sucks. So moving on, I love the way that this woman told Asha that what the chef had done, it made her vacation worse. Be honest but be polite. And it wasn't necessarily polite, but it's Ryan. So stab him, I don't care. He's told of the criticism, and you can see the switch

appear in his brain. On is use guys and fuck use guys. And off is normal human being. Take a breath. Luckily, he is a changed man. And you can see that in his lunch which is once again crab that the guests have to harvest themselves but this time it's seasoned with something. Shellfish that has to be cracked by the guests is his beef cheeks. He's served at five, six

times now we're on episode 11. So, the Co-Primary slams are fucking ahead into the roof of the tender, and we move on to snorkeling. The guests are having a blast, and then we get to the foot gram. There is a man and a t-shirt in the water, and he yells, help, probably six or seven times. Now, there are varied responses to this

from the crew on the tender. So we help that guy. He's saying help. Is he with us? help that guy. He's in help. Is he with us? I'm pretty sure he's saying help. Yeah, I think you just said help. But luckily Jamie is trained for this. He's not going to fish another Chinese boy out of a pool, okay?

I'm afraid about that. Hopefully this was one night that Jamie could, his head could hit that pillow and rest, you know, at peace. It was probably that pillow and rest at peace. It was probably the Chinese kid pulling him under. Oh, right, the ghost. So, and also Jamie was so confused because he's like, why is that guy yelling out more Kobe Kale songs?

You know, I would never laugh at that, but I love that. Help. I need somebody help. Not just anybody. Is that a Colby Cali? So. Thanks.

Back in the USS, back in the USS, or is that Colby out there? Yeah. Hey, Jude. back in the USSR is that cold yeah hey Jude alright so um we spoke about it that he gets out there the guys like I want to hold your head this guy fucking loves clothing lit he just starts talking about blackbirds all right so he saved he saved that check. Okay, we're in full with the beat Oh, sorry. So a lot of things happen After the foot cramp we've covered it. It's a pathetic display of masculinity

The man is elevating his foot on a bag of I I mean, it's just I'm a pussy and this guy makes me look like Jock. This isn't just coming from us. The co-primary, Molina, she notes at some point, she says, said how to go, said, it was pretty fun except that guy died, it'd be pretty embarrassing for me. She immediately sold them down the river, the second they returned out to Tendor.

And Molina, how was your vacation? I was amazing except for someone fucking drowned and kind of sucked after that. Yeah, it brought it down to about a Seven but we still had a good time the crew could even like look at the night. I felt so stupid Blooded and now we have to play a funeral All right, so a lot of things happen after this dare I say meanwhile Benny slams the tender into full speed and starts taking pictures off the side of an unmanned vehicle. When Jamie says, always drive the boat, you're driving.

Benny says he's trying to create incompetencies. He's manufacturing these demarrants, these violations, and these disciplinary actions. I don't know what to say about Benny. He is the worst version of the mental illness of the millennial. Yeah. He's the worst enemy, really. Just keep your mouth shut and say, sorry, I'll do better. That's all you need to answer. And maybe don't kill your parents.

Just shut up. So Captain Jason is down in the galley for dinner, Ryan being a changed man says it's fine It's his boat, but you better get ready to start doing some fucking dishes I guess it is his boat you fucking psycho first course is oysters again. We've got kimchi Yuzu and She so Cecil homony

You know, looked fine. Next course is kangaroo, red wine reduction, sweet potato puree and chervil. Again, the food looked fine tonight. He realized that he is under the microscope and he turned it up to a four with cooked red meat, a red wine reduction, and sweet potato puree, just blowing the doors off the place. But the issue that I had with the service was that it was so fucking bizarre, with Culver doing this crocodile dundee thing. It would be like if we went to France and they found out that we were from Los Angeles

and they came to the table and they were like, what's up guys? We've got a code to bow for you. Hope you guys, we'd be like, what are you doing? But they want, it was an Australian themed dinner. Yeah, but I still feel like the campiness of this. It's, I find it inappropriate. It annoyed me as well. If I was paying for this, I would have said, please do not have that gentleman come back to our table. But go lightly.

Yeah. How about one of the young, beautiful women that have been serving us? I would like to ask you something real quick. Please do not have that gentleman come back to the table. Going back to Ryan stepping up his game just a bit tonight. That's what rats be they pizza or sewer and known to do. Survival, self-preservation.

He will do just the bare minimum to stay on this boat, but unfortunately his days are numbered. We hope. So for pots, Benny tells Britt that he wants her to do the fishing just once so she can experience it. He is recommending that the charter guests take it to the morning of this feature. Dick move. I hate this human being.

I really, really hate. And it's not like Ryan, like I think he can grow out of this. He's had a tough time having slaughtered his parents. He's still dealing with that guilt Ryan is a broken human being. There's no chance of rehabbing him I don't think but Benny it like this is just such a nasty Fucking sniveling little thing to do like Britain tell them to go out fishing This doesn't exist. You got the wrong short end of the stick. Why do you want to subject someone else to it? It's so fucking weird.

So weird. All right, so this drives Brit to go and rat on the person who has that protector element we know so well. And when Brit asks for his help, he says, no, figure it out. What a leader. What a leader. So Magnus getting the positive affirmation that Benny so craves and we sleep to wake for the next day. Next

act. We end with the four minutes of Benny and the Jetski stuff. Just to recap it really quickly. Culver jumps on. He gets on the Jetski to put the crane, the hook on it. While he is still seated on the Jetski, Benny starts hiking it up. Uh, he's told to slow down and let Culver off the fucking Jetski. When the Jetski is brought up, Benny says, leave me alone. I know what I'm doing. And that sends Jamie to the crow's nest to speak to hot captain Jason.

Now the problem for Jamie is that hot captain Jason has a bit of a... There's two sides to every story, man. Yeah, it's a bit of a soft spot for Benny. So I do not think that this is going to go the way Jamie wants it to go. And it makes me sad because Benny should be not only fired from the bubble,

but he should be thrown in jail for the merciless execution of his parents. Um, that's the end of the episode. That's the end of it. Uh, guys, jump in the comments. Let us know your favorite thing to put on oysters. We love you very much. We'll see you next week.

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