Kill James Bond! - His Last Voyage | Below Deck S10 Finale

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

Dylan and Pat are back to break down gear, pommel horses, Fievel going west, changing your social security number, surprise pilots, sea slugs, Shutter Island, and we say goodbye to a good man, Captain Lee Rosbach.Thank you for supporting us all season. We'll see you for Below Deck Sailing on April 10th.Join us on Patreon at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetwork for VanderPump Rules with Dylan's sister Ruby Wrenn every Saturday.Follow our audio versions of Another Below Deck PodcastApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/another-below-deck-podcast/id1216741721 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1rmalsUw5vtXAXWo6RwsRxCheck out our merch! https://anothermerchstore.com

You know, look, I'll say this about the- I'll give you the mic to deliver a eulogy. Well, it's not going to be too long. I'm just going to say this. Lee, you and I have had our difficult times. I hate your management style. It's from a time and an era of old men telling younger people mean things and eroding their self-esteem and confidence.

And it's just not a good way to manage. So I think you're a complete dick for that Welcome aboard a brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck Podcast. My name's Dylan. I'm settled up next to one, Pat Hickey. Permission to come aboard. Kalen Producer is over there. Hello. Great news tonight.

What's up? No preference sheet, so Kalen doesn't talk. Oh. Yeah. Dylan, be careful. Other public service announcements we have to get to. Oh, speaking of fans that get on our nerves. You know, this psychopath mock slang.

Listen, hit us up on Instagram. If you want to come on Patreon and we can duke it out, we'll talk to each other and you can try to sling insults at me or whatever you want. Should I not talk about this? No, no, it's funny. patreon and we can duke it out i will talk to each other and you can try to sling insults at me or whatever you want and it's should i not talk about this no no it's funny fans like that we actually look at the comments and oh we yeah we engage with the comments and we've got some sick puppy named mock slang he's been a pariah and a a thorn in my side for years i mean dare i'd say my arch nemesis and you know leaving negative reviews come on patreon dms we'll fight

it out on on patreon um some people also had uh uh some things to say about uh how you're treating kaylin you know yeah you didn't like that either well i'll not waver from that but we have plenty of stuff to get into and a feuding with the fans. Nobody cares about that because the majority of our fans are apathetic people who just listen to the show and move on with their life. You know what I mean? Normal. Well, and we love the ones that are not normal who engage with us quite often. Go to Facebook.com.

We have tons of amazing people over there, even the people who are concerned with the tone I use towards Kalen. We love everybody. I'm so happy. Not Moc Slang. I don't love Moc Slang, but we love people who are concerned with the tone i use towards kaylin we love everybody i'm so happy not mock slang i don't love mock slang but we love people who are looking out for kaylin i think that's very very sweet um but tonight is the season finale of season 10 of below deco g the end of an era the end of an era oh i got a couple pieces of business I got to take care of here. Yeah, please, please, please. Okay, first off, we need help at Bad TV and YouTube. So type in badtvt.v.

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Oh, well, get that up then, Don, when you have time. So anyway, you know, a lot of shows they do for their patreon content they expect you to pay them five dollars and then you show up to their patreon and once a week they talk for 15 minutes a single episode dilly and i uh provide at least most of the time three full episodes of extra content in the hope that one day maybe all the hard work will pay off but this is not a hollywood tale we could very well get to the end of this and have not moved an inch, you know?

So make sure that that doesn't happen. Go to patreon.com, steal people's credit cards. Yeah, exactly. Now, here's the other piece of business. This is why you need to subscribe to bad TV. I know you love us for Below Deck, and I know some of you are purists, and you're like, I just want their Below Deck content.

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by the way if you'd like to make uh give get us to 1,500 reviews, there's only two reviews left. There's 1,498 reviews. Up in there. How would you like to be 1,500? Wouldn't that be cool? Wouldn't that be a meaningful thing? All right, so season finale, season 10. We bid Lee farewell for good.

Pat, we're going to get to the end of the episode before we play him off the stage i'm sure you'll take a couple jabs at him throughout the episode perhaps um but how many pots do you give it and we'll start with pots for the episode and with pots for the season okay yeah i have to say i loved the fast-paced nature of the final episode very often in below deck uh they will spend the last 30 minutes of the final episode with goodbyes they're absolutely meaningless sure someone will go up to the bridge and talk to sandy for two minutes and hug each other and say they can't wait to work with each other oh and that they'll stay in touch

and they'll stay in touch sea rats do that and uh that's really boring and uh it's kind of a slow way to wind down a season sure this uh episode and finale did not engage in that. It spent the last three minutes with the goodbyes. It's almost like they didn't even need to happen. I appreciated it. It's almost like you were three bottles of Pinot Deep because the last 10 minutes of the show was that. It was way too long.

I disagree, but these are not my thoughts. These are my thoughts. And so the guests were interesting, although the big Olympianlympian guy i hit him up on instagram to be on the show you know he didn't have the respect to respond uh with my request to be on the show well you need to take several seats because he's mr olympia you can't just go sending out flares to fucking a-listers okay yeah but this is another below deck podcast sure sure sure and these are your pods of course uh so i will say it was a bit of a letdown uh i thought we'd have two sets of

sea rats pounding away at each other apparently we only had one set of sea rat uh pounding away at each other making bad decisions oh uh there was some tea dylan did you capture this i guess leanne and ben are going at it on the socials today yeah well you know the the tricky thing and i know that it's our responsibility but you know what happens is that the the ben and the lee t uh leanne t come comes i can't talk comes at the end of the season right and so we we've talked about this before once that last credit rolls i literally could not care less about any cigarette on this show so i don't know anything about this Ben and Leanne thing and I would hazard a guess that if I did give a fuck

my life would not be worse or better off it would just be a meaningless fucking blip fair enough I believe she made a statement and he made a statement basically saying how dare she try and tempt him and be a temptress.

Oh, what a gross thing. To his love for Camille after he told her multiple times. Wow. Yeah, he's pretty gross. Wow. We saw what you did there, you asshole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was on camera.

Oh, wow. Yeah, it takes two to tangle, you dick fuck. The lens has really ruined people, you know, because here we've got a lovesick puppy, a low-browed indigenous indigenous Australian man with larger-than-average nipples who just seems like a good guy. But then, you know, once you get a little bit of heat, you go on Facebook or Instagram, and you start posting these nuts things, slut-shaming women. I mean, it's really, really disgusting stuff from Ben. How many pots? I give it 40. Okay, thank you.

Hey, sorry, one last piece of business. I thanked him for not saying 14, which is what he's been saying every episode. Not sure if you hear it. Hey, Dylan, is this where we let people know that in place of next week's episode where there will not be a finale, but yet some kind of tribute to all of Lee's contributions

to this show, we're going to do I guess a thing where we can talk to the listeners on patreon or something take it easy boomer okay i got this yeah so join us next tuesday live as we watch the tribute to lee kidding we're not gonna be watching anything we're just gonna be talking to you guys uh mock slang show up there bitch watching anything we're just going to be talking to you guys uh mock slang show up there bitch join us join us on patreon the 12 tier gets access to live discord chat we are really really looking forward to that um we'll just mix it up with you guys you can ask us anything you want

uh it'll go a certain amount of time and then when pat and i get bored of it we'll we'll close the the screen but it'll be a good long chunk um so yeah go to patreon.com that'll be next tuesday i'll post in the patreon about it all right so my pots very disappointing episode um because of all the things you mentioned um we've got the tyler story which i've lamented many times i i i I don't care how brave the story is. If Fievel never goes West, he just talks about going West for episode after episode after episode. You get tired.

You go, well, I don't care, you little mouse. I'm not calling Tyler a little mouse. I'm just saying, well, then. You just did. No, no, no. I called Fievel a little mouse. We'll talk about it. Very, very anticlimactic.

I'm at Granny's. Okay. Fucking. Wow, fucking. All right. By the way, I want to get out of myself, but it's such a non-story. Tyler, like, tells us.

Sits his mom and dad down, and he goes, Mom, I got to tell you something. They're both, like, nervous, and he goes, I'm gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they go, whew. We knew. We thought you were gonna vote

for trump all right a couple things one oh yeah no politics all right and uh another thing we're speaking of conservatives that make the christian fascists of this nation look like fucking bernie sanders so what what the fuck was that man i didn't like this episode five pods terrible way to end a season but the season finales are usually not that entertaining uh we get back uh we'll begin back at rodney bay with some very geared up charter guests they're on gear you know what that is is that uh the roids roids yeah it's what people call uh steroids now i think that's an unfair uh stereotype dylan and uh laz uh something that i think frazier was engaging in what was that well you kind of you call them gym

uh gym junkies and frazier was like oh i'm scared they might uh try and eat me you know because they need a lot of food or they might snap me in half. Yeah. It's not nice. You shouldn't stereotype people. What if it was a bunch of Irish guys going there? Oh, I hope we have enough corned beef and hash on the boat. Where's their leprechaun?

Hey, did you have corned beef and hash for St. Paddy's Day? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. My wife made some, I was going to say delicious, but it wasn't. It was good, honey. So the one who looks like Bowser, I was going to say Frazier's in the right because the one that looks like Bowser immediately threatens Rachel.

He says, I'm going to be up in your ass or something. I don't know. But take it easy, Bowser. You can't speak to people like that. Someone says this is like the Fort Valley Cartasians. A very, very convoluted joke that I did not understand in the least.

I think they were pointing out that in their realm of fitness, they are the Kardashians of fitness. But what is Fort Valley? No clue. What is Cartasian? No clue. Cartrasian or something. It didn't make any sense i don't want to get all amped up about it i just want to move on okay it's fraser speaking to the women uh oh no no first lee speaks on the magic of the water and that being out on the boat makes him feel

like christmas morning every single day yeah pat do you want to comment on uh how that's going to tragically leave him in the near future sure well lee i have a question for you if you feel that way uh why are you such a crotchety moody old fuck if if you know uh if you love what you do right you never work a day in your life yeah why are you so angry why are you so angry all the time yeah yeah can you imagine behaving like that on christmas morning i wanted more presents yeah i got robbed i hate santa well no he's an older man so he i got some plane tickets for santa all right you're getting too amped up and we gotta bid him adieu so i feel like that voice is gonna come out a lot today.

And we have another podcast to do that is our recap of The Bachelor, wherein Zach goes, I'm not going to have sex with anybody. And then he has sex with Gabby. And then he starts telling everybody. It's the weirdest thing ever. I'm so excited to talk about it. So Frazier speaking to the women about gear was a very funny conversation. And then we get to Tony admiring the legacy and career of mr

olympia himself dexter now tony continues to be my favorite person on the boat the glee that comes over him when he is meeting this man and talking about the sacrifice that he knows he made i mean how can i love this guy i had to appreciate it because no one else gave a shit. Thank God someone did. We get to the sun deck. Ross and Katie are rubbing each other in kind of... It's like five play. It's like close to... It's very touchy.

Oh, 100%. And it's so funny how accustomed to C-Rets shit C-Rets are because Ben's just standing right next to him he's like oh yeah that's my boss and the person that works under him yeah i guess you guys might have a finger each other right yeah well katie tells us she knows who ross is yeah yeah well it only took 10 weeks the good news is she understands the nature of relationship is now considered f buddies she does not know who he is because she knows not the nature of nature. A tornado is just as likely to scoop up a children's hospital as it is a criminal's home.

That is what Ross is. He's an elemental. He sees things as holes and she cannot understand that. Well, I think she's coming around to it, Dylan, because they're F buddies now and it's what it should have always been from the beginning. Not love and kindness and deep intimacy, but rather Ross slamming his sea slug into Katie from behind wishing there was a third girl that pinched his nipples so he can climax. So she understands it's that now.

You know, you make me very uncomfortable sometimes. Do you know Carrot Top has had sex with so many people carrot top yeah that he admitted on a podcast he can only climax when there's two girls there yeah carrot top kind of like kaylin all right so um camille and ben texts who cares it's it's like we get four too many shots of ben going to call millie elicit's voicemail and the issue is that millie elicit is in the throes of sea rat psyche wounds like it's it's that thing where she's refusing love and commitment self-sabotage

an inability to feel love but what with her being off the boat and stuff her sending nutso texts about how she's getting the best of him because she usually doesn't speak to people it means nothing i mean it just just miss miss me with the bullshit bravo and take several seats yeah but here dylan although it does seem like an innocuous kind of text response because you know tony says hey what's what do you think's gonna happen after She says, I can't think about that right now. That is a seed of plausible deniability, not planted by her, but him. Oh, very, very interesting. Very important moment here because this is now him saying, and also using, it's a bigger word, at another stage, it's a red flag.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dreaded red flag. I think Ben's better than you give him credit for, but I did not see that statement on Instagram because I don't care. So onto Leanne. Well, I would tell Ben, move on to Leanne,

you goddamn sea rat. If you cannot see that Millie Elicit is emotionally unavailable and focused on her pivot to country music right now, while Leanne is a standup woman, I don't know what to tell you. Come on. Camille will have a new name and a new social security number when you get to the dominican republic or the airport to go to the dominican republic she will not be there she'll vanish like kaiser so say so um these guests turn out to be

magnificent and for their troubles and their sixty thousand dollars a day they are subjected to the culinary whims of someone who is sword fighting a spice grinder down in the kitchen beneath them um the detectives have left she is now firmly stuck on shutter island with those goddamn chicken wings yeah ruffalo is back on the boat and he's leaving you know this is where she belongs yeah yeah she's talking to that person behind the wall yeah and sadly i do feel as though electroshock therapy may be in order i'm kidding rachel is lovely i don't know why um i don't know why rachel had such a bad falling out with bravo and it's going to be one of those things where we've got to reach out to Rachel and we've got to have her on the show if she'll come. And then we'll probably go through a dicey period with Bravo PR for a while.

It'll be worth it. It'll be worth it. Yeah. Yeah. They hate when we do that. Yeah, I know. Yeah, they really don't like it. It's better interviews, though.

Oh, yeah. Way better. Yeah. Well, anyway. You know, Haley's fun, but when you got PR sitting in the wings, you get interviews like Alyssa, you know, just media trained to high heaven. And Katie, who is just a lovely person from Fort Lauderdale, but not the most...

Not quite a lightning rod, you know? We love everybody on this show. Yeah, and we thank all the guests. Thank you for coming on the show so god foot mouth let's remove it so um ben shares with katie that he's now upgraded the actions of uh camille or millie elicit yeah two red flags oh god i got it got red flags it's important yeah yeah so really wild stuff on deck mr olympia is not a great swimmer hops on the paddleboard with ross and the trampoline has been bewitched into some kind of giant rubber ballistic almost claims the lives of ben and tony now that jungle uh hippie is so carefree

he doesn't realize that he was almost knocked into the next realm i mean that thing came in fast and thank god lee is there to radio down to let them know after the thing is ballooned over their head that that thing can get out of control if the wind catches it thank you so much like um so more time you have your phone up what's going on with your phone oh i have an audio clip that well uh okay we wanted to meet with frazier to go over the plans for dinner right and then this is where you can send Cale in the clips. They sound better that way. Oh, they do?

Okay. Well, this is when Lee shares with Frazier that his asshole is pretty and he'd always dreamed about being an asshole, Mom. You don't remember him talking about that? No, no, no. It's almost like that didn't happen. It's like that's not what he said.

Yeah, and as far as I'm concerned, that's one of those career moves that you're never too old to go for. No dream is too big or too small. Here's an audio of Captain Lee at his asshole modeling gig. How'd it look back there? Don't mind the scarring.

I sat on a bowling pin when I was 19. How much am I being paid for this the sound effect was of a camera shutter yeah was that his modeling gig oh god yeah yeah yeah yeah he sat on a bowling pin when he was 19 yeah because when you think scars down there you think of some kind of shark type thing like that video i i constantly refer to one of the most horror fitting videos i've ever seen in my life was when I was a young boy in high school. One of the older brothers, real sicko,

showed us a video of that mason jar that was sat in front of a clean white background. And then you just saw an aging sack of testicles come down and then a kind of opened up crescent moon of an asshole come down and the mason jar is subsequently swallowed by the asshole then pops inside the guy's butt.

There is a trickle of blood and he does not make a lot of noise. He just goes, oh, and it's just the most horrible thing. So that's what I think when I think scars down there, but you're talking about tearing. Yeah. Wow. I'm not going to get that up all right so more tyler coming out to his parents thank god we get to an actual uh a pivot to frazier who was not talking to lee about his asshole or whatever the fuck you were talking about um but it is an encouraging tale for tyler who needs to come out to his parents or keep shitting or get off

the pot. I don't know. Whatever helps. Well, I thought it was rather macabre way of explaining away that your parents will love you no matter what. He's like, hey, over in that United States and Ohio, some guy he killed guys and ate their heads. And you know what? His parents still loved him. Yeah.

You know, again, I think you're an unreliable narrator here and i don't blame you because i don't quite remember what happened but let's just move on compared to serial killer uh so ben and tony love one another and i think we all love them together this is an integral part of a good cast and we'll talk about the season overall at the end but this is undoubtedly a good group of sea rats especially the addition of leanne at the tail end yeah it's a good addition leanne was great because um you can get a bit of a wallflower step in stepping into that role but important to the fabric of a good season is the buddy cop thing i I think Tony and Ben are akin to Gary and Colin, though not quite as legendary, and dare I say Ashton and Ross,

but better than Ashton and Ross because, again, Ross in, you love your buddy. And Ashton's great too. I think he's going on like, what is he, like a Tony Robbins type character? I'm seeing that on Instagram now. He's doing a lot of working out self-help vids. Yeah. He's going around to disenfranchised men, telling them of the dangers of toxic bitches and that they need to treat themselves better so that they can avoid the perils of women or something like that. So I'm happy they're bringing levity to this season if the sea rats all hate each other it gets a little too nasty yeah you know

there there's when there's no like real camaraderie on the boat perfect a perfect example um the fucking kind of frankenstein season known as below deck adventure no one really got along with one another on that show. There was no cohesion. You're talking about adventure, you said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was Wallaby, the bosun, and Mike, the crab fisherman,

who I think is... He's a nice guy. Hey, let me pitch you something this is that's not that's not cutting this this is like marvel like a universe or like all the like all the different dimensions yeah imagine it was alissa who was shit can first pre guess what would have happened wow now that's having your producer producers cap on. Then you got Leanne and Millie illicit on the same boat fighting for the same guy. Yeah.

One has history with him. One's already been banging him. Right. Right. What a missed opportunity. Wow. Wow. I just thought of that.

I just came to my dome. Wow, dude. Honestly, we could produce this show at this point. We really could. We know the pitfalls, the trappings and the boons that are required to

make a season good um who produces this show douglas murray or something i forget his name all right hit us up so um we get some more sea rat history with ross um his parents were those kind of flighty wanderlusty type of people who i maybe they're happy i i don't understand how people are happy living that kind of life that seems kind of fun to each his own i will say this though ross who seems like a nice guy but he's a pig you don't want your daughter to date him and he's uh he's a little too old to be i think chasing ladies around like he is and he's got a problem with drinking and yeah well yeah actually he's kind of a mess but he has a spiritual sickness

which is what uh all addiction is right i'm just wondering where the sex addiction kind of came in it seems like that kind of comes from somewhere uh sure one of the parents wasn't around uh certain other things sex is a very very complicated issue and there is some shadow in him that he has not made friends with and it is completely taking over his life it's tough to see big time yeah nothing a little uh vagina and binge drinking can't put uh in the shelf once again you know what i mean yeah all right what happens next oh we don't even get there because we have to get to an ad break let's talk about these magnificent sponsors right now our next partner is a product that I use literally every day. I started taking AG1 because why, Pat? You know me

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This is a horse that has been mutilated at this point. I'm trying to think of a good reference to a movie where somebody just gets the shit beat out of them until they're like almost unrecognizable and they live no they're like the dead horse that is this storyline what's a movie like that? Casino. Nice. Nice poll, dude. Billy Bats in Casino. I mean, in Goodfellas. Is that when they put the guy's head in a vice?

Yeah. Or how about the time they dragged two brothers out into the cornfield and beat him to baseball bats? Or like in that other Scorsese movie where that 85-year-old Robert De Niro is like a spry young 33-year-old chicken and he's beating the shit out chicken that guy in front of the bakery or whatever yeah yeah that was a weird uh weird move still love that movie i do too love that movie so let's get to dinner lee has uh stilted his way to the table and is once again killing it he speaks of being a gym rat his entire life and uh every day that he spends in a gym is

two days he doesn't spend in the hospital he just wants to see his penis now these are the kind of aphorisms that just come out of his brain they don't make any sense like who's ever said i i guess people have said that but it's such a not empirical thing to say like every one day i i guess i'm putting too fine a loop on this but you know one day in the gym means two days not in the hot. It's just like it doesn't make any fucking sense, Lee. You almost died like two weeks ago. All right. Now, we had some flame in our Facebook group

about Rachel's cooking this evening. Oh, we did? Yeah. And while it was a rather lazy lily gilding to put the balsamic dressing of a burrata salad that she's served 14 times this season in some kind of plastic vial to squish out. Oh, right, right, right. I thought the dinner was rather beautiful. I mean, Chilean sea bass, who can kick that out of bed? We've got homemade popper dell that was torn with a rustic beauty to it i thought that she did absolutely magnificently

well uh despite her being firmly behind bars on shutter island 90 pots so um we have to get to the buns out guns out competition but not before leanne rubs ben down and gives him quite a violent erection. My God, this young woman knows what she wants and she wants Ben and his larger than average nipples. Yeah, it's pretty hot for the dude, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

What happens next? Well, at the same moment Ben starts laying those breadcrumbs for Leanne and the opportunity says What happens next? Well, at the same moment, Ben starts laying those breadcrumbs for Leanne and the opportunity says red flags. Camille's been showing red flags. Would you get off that, man? My God. So we get to the Guns Up Buns Out show.

I was heartbroken at the awards. Pat, who wins? Ross. Why? Tony does a goddamn pommel horse routine. And he was a fan. And he gets in second place. And he congratulated Dexter on his legacy as a fucking

superhuman athlete. He comes in second? It's absolutely ridiculous. He got done dirty. Yeah. We have any Russian judges aboard? No, I think not. Just one guy that looks like Bowser. We end with a chat between ben and leanne uh they both say listen we've got one last dance let's dance and by dance i mean let's

have sex with each other because camille is currently losing her mind at an iphone only music video shoot she's not available all right let's get to the next deck. Next deck. Do you want to handle the docking? The winds are blowing. Yeah, the winds are blowing. Lee sees a boat coming out of the dock. Way out there. God damn. I'm getting a rush.

God damn it. Why'd you miss the rope, you fucking dumb idiot? God damn it. It's like if somebody was jaywalking a quarter mile in front of you, and you just flipped out. You lose your mind. Right. I've had that happen in my car.

You ever see the person, they're like crazy, like their arms waving in their car. It's like, dude, you still had four seconds to make that left. I didn't kill you. Why are you making a big deal out of this? That's me right now.

There is this thing where it's like operate under the assumption that i know that you're in a vehicle and i'm not in one right i wouldn't just walk in front of you right because that would be suicide right so don't get so peeved it's fine all right we move on to the tip meeting. Well, but first, Leanne calls her brother. And she's kind of confused because the guy she wants to bang has a girlfriend. Yeah. I like this brother. And the brother goes, are there any red flags?

He says, take what's yours. Right. It's a pretty cool brother, I guess. Super supportive. Yeah, very supportive, good wingman. Yeah, definitely. But we have to get to the tip meeting. Yes.

Wherein Lee says, if I'm happy, everybody's happy. Right. Not true, Lee. Now, the tip is pretty heavy for a, remember, this was a one-day charter, 20 grand. Yeah. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of cheddar. But there's bigger numbers to say.

They nearly hit, in this charter season, a quarter of a million dollars. I don't think we've ever seen it before. Never. Well, I think the fact that that last charter, they tipped him 40K. That helped out a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's quite a haul. Yeah. No, I know. It's kind of like when Kalen has Josh Jacobs on his fantasy team. Kind of inflates the numbers a little bit. You know it's kind of like when uh caitlin has josh jacobs on his fantasy team kind of inflates the numbers a little bit you know what i mean yeah definitely wasn't that good it's just these fucking random games it's just like what is he doing um all right so tyler calls his mom to round out this seven episode arc of nothing and it results in his mom knowing that he's gay and saying let's not do this right now because i'm at my mom's who is even more hate-filled and bigoted than I am. So I'll talk to you soon. I love you no matter what.

And it's like, oh, she's a sweet lady. That's what all this was for? I mean, just an unrecognizable mass of horse. You just see this pile of flesh and bone and you're like, what is that? it's this storyline you know what i mean yeah it's disappointing all right let's get you speaking of disappointing let's get to the night out now this night had a lot of promise big time i said we're gonna have two sets of sea rats pounding away at each other right they fucked me over i did hear you say that yeah but the night started out with promise not because we're gonna have two pairs of sea rats fucking each other but because lee did not attend

the dinner and it's not just lee although lee would have made it considerably worse it's the role of the captain at all we don't want to see the captain there we get the pleasantries we got to go around the table saying what we've learned and oftentimes this can give us some juicy moments but we don't need juice here we need the limiter off we need revelry we need mirth and we need binge drinking okay and and to to have infighting at the last supper kind of detracts from that a little bit 100 100%. So right now, we just have Sea Rats rejoicing that a season has ended. And I think, wow,

this is really going to be looking up. Ross is doing that thing where he makes those creepy Joker doll noises and that you can tell that he's getting blacked out. And Leanne and Ben

are hooking up. She's grabbing his hip like she's a goddamn Jaguar. I mean, things are really, really heating up. Shots are flowing. Ross orders Ben and Leanne to do anal from the van.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And then we go to sleep. Tony's in the hot tub where he's like, hey, where is everybody? Ben is, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, where is everybody? This is what we get on our final night.

I mean, the producers should have cattle prods on these sea rats. If it's the final night, I mean, you cannot do this this to the the audience yeah you can't do this to the audience it's absolutely ridiculous next morning i have to tell you i was pretty confident that uh ben and leanne were lying to us by saying that those two didn't hook up. Oh, you think so? A little covering the ass? Yeah, because she acknowledged it was only going to hurt both their reputations. They already acknowledged that they would both be cheating, cheating bastards with each other. Which they wouldn't have been.

Why share with the world that they hooked up? They took the higher road. Well, you've not donned the TFC, and you're supposed to have donned the TFC, but what you're kind of floating out there is that they are both almost sociopathic liars because they pulled this off very successfully i think you're wrong i think they did not pork i think the only people that porked were ross and katie

or ross and um an unidentifiable unidentified uh empty space. That's how he sees her. I mean, I'm really struggling tonight. I think it's the rain. So Tony departs. Oh, yeah, we're saying goodbye to the series. Oh, yeah, Haley plans on banging

her boyfriend more. Ben is... Do not rush through this. Oh, yeah. Haley plans on banging her boyfriend more. Ben is headed... Do not rush through this. Oh, okay. God. No, you can rush through. Oh, okay. Ben's going to head to the DR to hang out with Millie Ellison. No, she will be not there.

Like, Leo DiCaprio, catch me if you can. Katie's headed back to Florida. Ross is going after her in Florida. Dude, Ben gets to the airport, and he can't find her anywhere, and she texts him that she's going to meet him at the gate, and he's the last one called. He just can't. He doesn't know what's going on, and he looks out the window,

and there's another plane that's pulling off from the gate, and she's flying it, and she just waves goodbye to him, and then his phone explodes it's like wow it's pretty elaborate yeah yeah rob reiner hit me up let's make some good movies huh yeah rachel tells us she's too fucking old for this shit and she's leaving the industry and uh frazier will be on the next season he's's filming right now. Well, I hope that Frazier and Haley are on seasons together. And it pained me that Haley was not with him last week when she was in Los Angeles. But because I really love that these two are, I think they're a really good couple.

And I'm aware that he's a gay man and that she's a straight woman. But I mean, as friends on the show. They're just great together. They give me all the good feels. I think they give everybody all the good feels. Well, we'll see. Do you not agree? I want people there that are going to be hooking up with their subordinates. I'm sorry.

Call me a pig. What if Haley breaks up with her boyfriend? Well, then she can come back on the show. I told her that to her fucking face. She laughed, but I was dead serious. You're not allowed back on this show if you have a boyfriend. All right, so let's get to final pots for the season before we send Lee off.

Pat, how did you think this season went? Okay, so the bar has been set by, I believe, Yacht Sailing Season 2 in which a baby was created. Was that the season where that happened? Sure. Okay, so we made a baby sea rat. That's a pretty high bar. Someone got pregnant.

Can't even open the eyes. It's so young. Right. It's all pink and white and shit. Yeah, but I have to say, look, middle of the season is normally when it falls off. This, by the addition of leanne at the tail end of the season added a new fun little uh boat man's there what happened that baby c right what's going on well i follow uh danny on instagram um she's starting to kind of all right so i think there's these stages where after a woman gives

birth uh she's just wants to dedicate herself to be a mother and that's how she sees herself and then there is a period where she can actually then re-emerge as a uh sexual being again and seek vengeance on the giant dumbass that that's where danny is now she's posting all hot pictures of herself sick sick sick yeah yeah you liking those oh yeah she's very attractive you know very attractive young lady yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh but this season in general i thought it was uh i thought it was was definitely better than most seasons. Yeah. That's what I'd say.

And how many pots? 86. I think that that's too high. Oh. And I know that you arrived at 86 because, just to show you how the sausage is made, the pot scale is meaningless. And what you wanted to do was say 14. And when you couldn't say 14, you scrambled.

You said nine. That was too low. Or you said 90. That's too high. And then you just landed on 86. But you're close because I do think this was an above average season. The Camille and Alyssa drama was fatiguing everybody out. So it hit the eject button at the right time. Alyssa remained

just a toxic, mean human being for, again, a good amount of time. And then we transitioned to Leanne and Ben. Frasier was great the whole season. We had Sandy come in. We had huge tips. I think that the charter guests were not as awful as they've been in years past. I know that those Indian characters were pretty rude, and that one guy was kind of a dickhead, but he tipped them 40 grand. That was the only thing that was really missing from this season. But I don't want to brush it with too fine a tooth comb or anything like that. I thought it was a good season. 83 pints.

Yeah. And hopefully you guys had fun listening to us. Of course. I guess sailing starts on- April 10th. Two weeks away. What are we going to do in the meantime on this feed? We're going to take a break.

That sounds good. Yeah. Not me. So, one of the reasons why I think you might have enjoyed this show so much is because it was the swung song chong of your most fearsome adversary now mine is mock slang yours was captain lee's captain yeah yeah you know look i'll say guy. I'll give you the mic to deliver a eulogy. Well, it's not going to be too long. I'm just going to say this.

Lee, you and I have had our difficult times. I hate your management style. It's from a time and an era of old men telling younger people mean things and eroding their self-esteem and confidence. And it's just not a good way to manage. So I think you're a complete dick for that. But yeah, yeah. But now you're on your way.

I hope you get to stay in the business, but I don't want to see you on my television. It's time for the new era of Captain, and that is Captain Cary. That is it for us. Guys, thank you so much for supporting us throughout this entire season. Next Tuesday will be our live stream. Join us on Patreon.com slash another podcast

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