Kill James Bond! - Honor Amongst Thieves | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S4 E9

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Dylan and Pat are back to breakdown gin martinis, Game of thrones, Spike Lee, southern wasps, cultural appropriation, The Shining, 90 day fiancé, Doritos, and much more from Bravo’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Uncensored content and exclusive shows including Vanderpump Rules at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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now this is a thought pattern that I sympathize with it is a very common uh... route to take to accuse the servants of fevery i would blame the c-rats as well if i had given it a good look i would have thought that there can be no other outcome than a c-rat stealing this now this way i have to say about the golden girls though i don't think they're too fucking bright because i think it's lory that says i don't know where it is uh... do you

people have any cameras around here filming anybody? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of another below deck podcast. Is that too sultry like too low energy? No, sometimes it's a little loud. I like this. Yeah, mm-hmm smokey

Yeah, I Vaped plus, right? You did yeah, I think that's good for you. Do you have to completely Take it out of your life or remove it from your life? Or can you can you have the ability to kind of... Have a little bar of track that everyone's in a while, you know, have a little twix. Yeah, you never want to have to eliminate anything like whole cloth out of your life.

Yeah, except like murder, like if you get your kicks off that way, or heroin, you should probably. Yeah, that's it. Although, you know, you can do it every once in a while. Yeah. I'm Dylan Saddle up next to one Pat Hickey. Great to be here.

Oh, permission to come aboard. Kaelin Prudence of the podcast, so they're behind my glasses. Hello. Yeah, I was at Bar Stella. Just a lovely evening out of the back patio. And I got a martini and I picked out this fancy kind of gin and the bartender did not warn me in any way sure

And anyway she performed that it was a cucumber gin and I was like what? What the fuck like you made me a martini and then it's one of those things where you got to go am I gonna send it back? and you know It's time to talk about below deck But do we have any public service announcements first? Absolutely. Is that not an atrocity though? I mean, somebody who didn't read on the description of the now, no, no, it's just a fancy bottle. I was like, I'd like to try that one. Oh, well, I think that's a, that's a crime by the bartender

and how you pay for that martini 19 dollars. But you'd have to be probably wait in line again and then the bartender hates you. It'll probably under poor. Yeah, yeah. Or or like like hands it to you and just. Okay, well, I'm gonna do you to make another one. It's like we got to talk about public service and atmosphere. Okay, okay, okay. All right, so this is you're either listening to this show on our another below deck podcast feed or bad TV feed If you're listening to on another below deck podcast know this on our bad TV feed We're doing we're throwing down some pretty hot pot over there. Yeah, we have started Recapping before the 90 day very sad show you

Well, we are making it funny though. With Ruby. Oh, it's hilarious. With Ruby Red. Next week, we are going to start recapping season two of flavor of love. Yep. Yep. And then as you know, of course, if you're just listening on below deck feed, in a couple days we'll be dropping

episode two of below deck season one, episode two. A lot of content. We're putting a lot of content. You know, I got to say, do a 90 day was so fun. And you would think that a show about, you know, children whose fathers had passed or people who are deaf and walked throughout the city on their best day with no friends, just kind of letting the wind hit their face or morbidly obese person who's being catfished by a woman named Carmella and Puerto Rico who's actually a man you would think that it's like a little too much to bear but I got to

tell you it was a hoot at a holler go over to the bad TV feed listen to that one last public that's my baby sister she's so funny he's never heard her before so funny all right and one last service announcement this is a little tease for the coming weeks a lot of people have asked for this. The world may end because this is so epic when this happens. Bad TV and another below deck podcast are teaming up with Maddie and Poodle. Oh yeah. Reality Gaze. We will do a crossover collab of a below deck episode. Dylan, it's like winner. What was it like? I was some baseball game in the early 2000s everyone made it just

Agar and Tina Turner at live it's those it's that epic Performance that we're gonna throw down so we're trying to coordinate that with those guys Tina Well, Tina Yes, I know you like the tease. Oh, please, baby, please. I don't know. Yeah, that's terrible. So that's it for that. Getting the iTunes Ranger reviews.

We'll kill you if you don't subscribe with YouTube channel, bedTVt.fe. Don't let's get into the show. Let's do it, bro. Kaelin, how many pots did you give the episode? I thought it was quite a good episode, very entertaining. I gave it 78 pots or not.

Nots, right? I would give that thoughts and pots, a hundred pots. Oh, all right. Wouldn't you? Yeah. Fantastic. How about you? Well, Dylan, what do I always say makes good reality TV? When a bunch of shit comes out of a sewer system, goes onto the ground, makes everybody throw up. Well, that's true., makes everybody throw up.

Well, that's true. Like in a triangle of sadness. You remember when I, you finally watched that move in, you were like, you know, that's seem where everybody's puking and shit their pants and stuff and the ginger candy. That would make great reality TV. But no, the other thing is somebody you hate. Someone or not hate. That's a strong word, but vehemently Dispise ideologically opposed well kind of a Dylan

K. L. and play my clip well. Yeah on this voyage a charter we had the golden girls But these were different kinds of golden girls. Yeah, these golden girls said things like this Where'd you put my you little, put my god damn diamond necklace in diaries. I knew I should have hidden it in my purse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were wonderfully horribly horrible people. At least Lori was in one other shite, a gel, a spiritual with it. Is that the one who said, I told you to hide your shit. Yeah, no, that was a, where are you gonna put a diamond necklace? What do We think they're gonna put it in a bag and then lowered into the water so it drags across The boat into and then you can pull it out after these old bags leave give me a fucking break. Yeah. Yeah, no, they were cuts

90 knots. Right. Yeah. I thought it was a great episode. Lots of fun stuff. You know, I'll just say 70 pots because I want to start with this last season on Game of Thrones. Kind of intro package that we had I Love the Thruple the Thruple is great, right the Thruple is It's lust it's sloppy

Love sickness communication. It's Friendship But do we need a last season on Game of Thrones? He's kind of recalculating all the things. If you can find Game of Thrones music, I'll read the recap of this. That's a big putt, I'd say. That's a triple breaker. Look, he's a producer. I think you can nail it. So what Dylan's referring to is, yes recap I've never seen that I wasn't sad

I wasn't saying that I don't have confidence in Kalins producing another He's trying to all right. All right. I go go. Yeah, go go ahead is the absurd recap of it wasn't even from season one of of sailing No, no, season two where these three came on and we got I guess I'd say you got the music here. Here play it. Here we go. All right. On Charter season one, Gary, he hooked up with a lot of code. We're down a little bit. Just a little tints, just a little scooge. Then finally getting to our season two.

Gary hooked up with a lot of the whole. You know, we can't play this. We can't play this. We're going to put it on YouTube. It'll take it. Well, they'll take it down. Yeah.

Did we go past 30 seconds with that? No, I think we're OK. The Golden Girls one I'm worried about. But you get the point. I mean, we don't need to go back and see what's up with the dink man and Jofrey died and shit like that. Exactly. Gary banged a bunch of his co-workers

and tried to hold on to some kind of emotional connection with Daisy. She kind of got sick of it. And then that pushed her into the arms of Colin. Right. And here we are. And by the way, Daisy and Colin, if you think for one goddamn second,

we don't know that you two have been fucking when you're not filming, I got a bridge to sell you in Glendale. Actually, there's a bridge there. There are no bridges there. You're liars. We clearly know what's going on. Yeah.

This pen is red. That's stated. They lied. Like Jim Carrey did in that movie, where he's a lawyer and a bad father. Oh, I farted in the elder. All right. So we begin the show. Kind of like what what you just noise me. The morning, the groaning, the sea rats, our, our, our, A. Uh, they're fucking each other. Uh, they're coming.

They're, they're pulling hair. They're biting. There's blood. It's, that's what happens when seerats have sex with each other. Well, that's what's happening. That's what's going on in Gary and Mads, Cabin, right?

Over in Colin Daisy, what they're doing is they're making love Dylan. Oh, really? Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. They're the real deal with Gary and Mads. That is a seerat hook. Yeah, she's like, you smell like glue and he's like,

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there's glass, there's blood, there's shit, there's come everywhere, I mean, there's broken glass, I mean, it's just... And there's cabin musical chairs. Look, seerats, I know this is an attempt to avoid patronizing judgment, but who are we kidding? On or among thieves? You people make bad decisions for a living.

Clearly you're all fucking each other. No need to wake up early to conceal the fact that you were banging another scene. What if there was like one more, like they really don't want it to find out? So there's like a shot of like, you know, the creepy came in the hallway and you just see something like a blow dart come out blow on the door, James. And it's just like, and the camera goes out.

It's like, what are you trying to avoid a walk a shame? It's a thing, you're just called a sea ride. Well, and also it's just like a 12 yard walk of shame. So it's not even, it's like a jaunt of shame. It's not even shameful at all. All right, so Madsen, Gary, return to their respective cabins. And that's when Gary hears himself a rumor.

Gary asks Colin if he hooked up with Daisy because he hears from I believe Alex. Yes, because Alex and Gary first talked at the breakfast date. Right. Yes. Now, this moment at the breakfast table perfectly encapsulates this shining like mental breakdown that Gary is in the midst of. Kaylen, can you play this clip, please? Gary is losing his fucking mind. Was he to make sure we're not coming back to the cabin so you're gonna come to the Bezile? Yeah, bro. He said that really fast and scary.

It's this thing where it's like you cannot have dominion over everyone that you kiss, like you're marking them with some dementor like like spell like leave people alone. He's he's having a real fucking downfall this season. We'll get to the conversation with Daisy in a minute. He is just preventing everyone's happiness on this boat and it's fucking gross. Now, I think there's something else also at play here, which is everyone when you're on a reality TV show and these two are the power three. They got three seasons. They pull together. Everybody else that comes in, they're not part of the special group of these. I don't even remember. We had eating ash on only fans, I think. Exactly. Was that one? No, it's just Colin, Daisy and Gary. No, no, I know,

but was she like an example of an outsider? I think it's those three keep it together. Barnaby is not one of the core three. Absolutely not. So what's happening here is- Neither's eating ash are only things. Absolutely not. So when Gary sees Colin and Daisy kind of become a couple, I do think there's that other undercurrent thing

of being a cast member going like, one of my main storylines is the Daisy and I have this thing if colin starts to come up with what's that make me now i'm just the woman ising sex at the end of the book he's like what do you want me to do just sit here and hold my dick i mean this is crazy yeah i know i have to have a kind of a little of the thing with days yeah well the younger c-rats have a little chat chase and lucky remember not doing

too hard on account of chase was super annoying. And also sexually harass her the night before. But they will make amends later. Pat, we get a little meanwhile. Meanwhile. Mad says that she banged Gary. And they have the green light conversation. Is this when Gary and Colin have the green light conversation?

We show that after the breakfast. Well, we get to that in a second, but Matt's tells Lockie that sex was actually good with Gary, which I hated to hear that. And then we get to Glenn Colin and Gary fix in the engine. They discuss. Well, I mean, he's not be good and bad. I mean, he's... This is his second profession. I mean, you'd have to trip and fall and to be okay. He spends a lot of his energy at this. Right. That's true. Okay.

Yeah. Good point. Well, this is where Gary denies. You can do it under the cover of darkness though, because of the hair in the red face. But he's got a hot little body on him, doesn't he? Yeah, I think Gary's not a, he's a looker. But I don't want the podcast to take that stance because a lot of women rightly so are triggered and disgusted and angered by Gary and his look.

So all I'm saying he's got a tight little body on him. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Gary denies wanting Daisy, but Colin thinks Gary isn't being honest with this. And then their little conversation later on will be completely, there's a 180 of what Gary will have to share with Daisy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. McAvallion will reveal himself to be Mr. McAvallion. But, should we get to the, yeah, it's like a time four three five six it's time for the Preference meeting Alrighty Charter number five only four guests The primary is Jill Runyon from North Carolina. She owned a computer training company for about 10 years then started another business Carolina. She owned a computer training company for about 10 years then started another business as a private tutor and home organizer. She's a fun loving lady

looking to celebrate her recent retirement with her best girlfriends Erica Pat and Laurie. We're sure and had that stuff. We're little people fun loving lady. Yeah. Yeah. I was had your jewels from the little people they steal. Right. They steal. Yeah. You think these people have fly paper on their their thumb. They got sticky fingers. Don't let them in your drawers. Would y'all just finish a sticky bun or y'all thieves? By the way, come over here a little hot piece of ass. Let us look dance like a clown. You know what? Just spill a Coca-Cola on your hands or y'all just thieves.

Hey, which do you remember being 20 and good looking? How's that feel? Okay. Yeah, shut up. How you were saying? The guests would like to be treated like royalty. While on board, whether the fruity drink always in hand. I cannot wait to talk about these drinks.

Night one, they would like a surf and turf dinner. Oh my god. Fuck it, idiot. What are you doing ordering a fruit martini? What the fuck are you talking about? Oh my god. Sorry, you were saying. Night one, they want surf and turf for dinner.

Accompanied by a 70s disco theme party. And and day two they want to go to a beach and play games while enjoying cocktails Is it bizarre that Spike Lee did inside man? Pat's Netflix Carousel it's up on the TV and I'm just like inside man just doesn't feel like a Spike Lee He does that every once in a while. Yeah, yeah, he did. What's that, the Korean movie with the guy, they like he fucked his sister or something. Which was a remake. Yeah, I saw that. I did a whole thing on PMZ.

I freaked out, it was Josh Brolin. I forget who the young actress was, who was his lover and also his daughter. Yeah, remember that? I don't, I'm looking at it up there. It's like, well anyways, you did a great job I directed that you did a great job of the preference sheet. Thank you Oh boy. Oh boy. Yeah weird movie. Yeah, weird movie

So we get a meanwhile meanwhile and then we get I'm not even gonna talk about the meanwhile I just want to get to the guts okay Gary and Colin have a little chat. This is where I feel like he's in the throes of a public opinion kind of downfall here. The sex addict manipulation he's doing to Colin and to Daisy is It's one of those things where like you're Your friends with an addict and they are normal people they're lovely

But then these gollum-like behavioral patterns crop up. Yeah, I got to feed the addiction. This is that in carne And so what you're saying is he basically at this point presents the daisy that he is in fact jealous of the hookup and he's had feelings for her, which is the exact opposite that he told Colin just an hour before. Yeah, so he's playing Colin against their friendship because he, Colin can see that he is hurt by this. So he's kind of throwing guilt on to call and he's throwing a guilt on to Daisy

He's attempting to put a little blockade in between their relationship playing them against one another He's already done this thing where Alex hates chase and chase has no idea that's true I just gross fucking evil wizard kind of sunburned fucking Aussie wizard. But he's not even, I just get, I get tongue tied. Well, I get tongue tied. It's so gross. And now I can't tell if Daisy knows that this is pretty decent TV or if she's taking the bait

because she's like, why didn't she tell me that you had these kind of things? Yeah, and good on her. She's like, what are you talking about? You fucking, you mopey little lovesick puppy. I've been banging mad the entire charter. Yeah, Florida C rat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hand job from Gabby last season. And he did the same thing to Florida C rat where he was fucking Florida C rat that he starts

hucking up with Australian person with septum piercing in front of Florida C rat and Florida C rats like like it's okay. It's fine. You can fucking do it. It's fine. But God. Yeah. The only girls he has and tried to hook up is the weird one. And I think one tried it with the weird one, but the weird one looked at him and he received a. Well, he received like a telepathic message to leave him alone. All right, so what we get to... Well, Chase breaks that up, by the way. Yeah.

All right, and then one other thing here. How are you doing, guys? This is a private conversation. It's Mickey Mouse here. Yeah. All right, and then Gary... The cartoon steamboat over there. A classless pig, by the way, add that to your fucking resume.

How are you talking about? Uh, Gary, he has a temerity to basically say that, uh, he's, he basically banged Daisy before. I'm not saying I did. Oh, yeah. And then we find out in the trailer for next week that I, yeah, let's cat on the track. It would be great to bang Daisy again.

Oh God. All right. So Glenn has another nightmare manifestation of his past catching up to him in the form of a donkey. Now the unconscious mind will scream at you that something is catching up to you. And in Glenn's dreams, it is this mule that pursues him every time his head. It's the pillow. Now, Dylan, I have a whole other take on it. Well, you'd be incorrect.

All right. But fair enough, this is clearly code. I don't know who he was talking to, but that person was on IGF. All right, fair enough. This is clearly code. I don't know who he was talking to, but that person was on IGF. Oh, I love this. All right. Glenn now has a partner with an equal passion for one, you know, and that was code for,

I can't wait to kill again with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what that, yeah. It's a 51-49 kind of split he has. Peyton, PR person that we deal with. Glenn, I want you to be on this podcast to answer a few questions that Dill and Kaylon and I have for you. Where were you whereabouts from 2011 to 2015?

There is no record of you, sir. No record of him. And also, Glenn, we'd love to talk to you. You're our favorite captain, despite the blood spilling. I would say though, that when you do come on the show, you are being consented. You're consenting to be being recorded. We're going to keep it light. We're going to talk about salami.

We're going to talk about how Alex tried to punch you in the face with an algae, and it's going to be great. The fans won it, okay? Yes, give it to us. So the Sea Rats gather and speak on the ease of this charter. And then the guests arrive. And I was like, why do you think this is gonna be easy? I guess they're not, a lot of them are not American.

So when you see Carolinian wasps coming aboard, it is going to be a fucking nightmare. Cause they're just, listen, broad stroke, don't want to do that. But oftentimes it's high T fucking awfulness, you know, it's floral print awfulness. Well, with big fucking hats. Our first sign, by the way, and everyone knows how I feel about this. All the barnacles know, I'm not a fucking hypocrite here.

You're paying all this money. You call the fucking shots. I've even said I've made a statement that if I wanted to and I paid enough, I would literally take a dump on the bow of the sun. And you were consenting to being recorded when you said that if you booked a vacation, you would shit everywhere. Right. When when the service department offers you a glass of champagne,

you don't say I don't like champagne. when the service department offers you a glass of champagne, you don't say, I don't like champagne. What you do, keep it more on a positive note, you tell them what you'd prefer. Okay. I'm just saying that was a lot of things these women. I knew that was right out of the gate, I knew they were gonna be pains in the asses. It's my point.

There's tells deal. I knew when Chase was like, I think this is gonna be great because he loves yes man, people. Chase, no one fucking gives a shit man. I mean, my god, no, he gives a shit, but really quickly Gary gave one of them the old all fuck guys.

Did you see that? Yeah. Yeah, I believe you so much with this take. He is a, he's not quite Ross, but he is a bligerent sex act. I mean, it's therapy. Yeah. Or a group that meets at a diner.

Now, one note on Chase, because this was a strategy of his, because he knows Southern women, and he thought right out of the gate, look, Southern ladies, a little taste to home he will say yes man yeah, I'm quite a bit. Yeah, be careful chase Someone might be calling from West Point and hire you over. There's a strategy. Yeah, absolutely Do genius, but I preferred Gary. I think he was smarter. Just look at him like you'd fuck chase looks like oh, oh yeah Because that's all they want from the little people at the end of the day and however comfy they are with the southern boy saying yes ma'am

they unfortunately have extremely dumb go to drink orders uh... and lucky is the one making them now lucky is being accosted by the grim reaper at all hours of the day she can't make a vodka soda without a certain amount of delay what the good, she's attempting, the spirits are trying to kill her. So now, Joan, I thought you were gonna mention that she put eight pounds of fruit in a very small blender.

What? Which I like to explain to her. I like you a lot, lucky. But this, this, she's like, why is this not working? Well, lucky, it's a pound and a half of dry Lucky all right, let me explain this to you try putting 29 gum balls in your mouth and shoe That's it's not gonna work. It's not like we're being mean. I feel like we're being too mean I mean my god lucky is not going to be able. And Darryt's a phenomenal bartender, not a seawater who has no clue what they're doing.

Would struggle with someone saying, I would like a fresh fruit martini, because that's not a thing that exists. It would be like if you went into a restaurant and asked if they had any peanut butter and jelly hot dogs. That's not a fucking thing. You could do that, but you're confused of the ratio. You've never done this before,

because no insane person has ever walked in and said I'd like a fresh fruit martini. God damn. I can see her like pulling the pin out of a grenade and then it's just sitting there staring at it. It's like hmm what's this thing do? Three, two, one, come on. Lucky, we love you, I love Lucky. Lucky's great. She's a Welsh woman. She's a dragon. She's got fight in her She's making a cost it by death All right, so we next up is the little mousse bush a little sundaeck sampler Southern food, you know crapespes with smoked salmon and melons.

South. Zip it, he do. Uh, uh, big, big time meanwhile here. Meanwhile, lens invited to dinner. They planned Gary's birthday and one of those old bags almost dies falling over. Yeah, crazy. All right, we got to get to Glenn's recounting of his time in the 70s. He said it was the best. You know, a lot to unpack here. Yeah. Why wasn't because there weren't cameras on every street? Yeah. It's out of a bitch. We need a sea rat to unpack this or to help unpack it uh... he obviously love that decade because of

like you mentioned just how easy it was to get away with criminality and brutal criminality as well i mean think about catch me if you can i mean i don't know when that was but it was around the seventies probably fifty sixty six days and i couldn't keep track of these people i mean he was just gone in the middle of the night like a thief in the night like that dot the donna brisill emails yeah do you know that uh... the serial killer really came out of the seventies oh yeah i mean yeah i want a great time to be a person that wanted to murder a

bunch of people yeah yeah and what a bad time to let's say love picnicking in golden gate park or leaving your window open at night jesus fucking christ can you imagine like imagine, you get all tied up, and he puts plates on your back, and he's like, don't move, I'll kill you. It's like, can I, for one second, just think about this. It's hot out. I leave the window open, and you come in here,

and you're stacking plates on me. Ridiculous. Thank God, Pat and what what is his name? Pat knows as well as wife figured that one out. Yeah, Catherine Magnum. Yeah, yeah, she did Yep, in all the light you cannot find behind you in the dark It killed her alright, so um yeah, he slaughtered hookers and also worst of all cultural appropriation my god the afra Discussing stuff so the women accused the sea rats of theft Yeah, now this is a thought pattern that I sympathize with it is a very common

Rout to take to accuse the servants of fevery I would blame the sea rats as well if I had given it a good look I would have thought there can be no other outcome than a sea rat stealing this. Now this is what I have to say about the golden girls though. I don't think they're too fucking bright because I think it's Lori that says, I don't know where it is. Hey, yeah, yeah, clearly they'd be like you know how there's a video village in your bathroom So I guess been so weird channeling with everybody in there. I guess that's why I've had you with so cheeked up Can I get another fresh fruit tea? Damn it. No, I'll joke inside. This is a disgusting thing But they accused the poor and the drunks of stealing their merchandise the diamond diamond merchandise, so let's get to dinner

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This is surf and turf. It is just dressed up in a nice creative way I'll say. But that's something with these tasteless swelries. They need to suck down cow and shellfish on the same plate. It's as if they have to do it. We end with, oh, it also has par stumps, puree. We get to the 70s dance party. Glenn says, he bets they were a little bit wild when they were but also has parsnips puree uh... we get to the seventies dance party glen says

uh... he bets they were a little bit wild when they were younger i bet they were i don't think they were i i i imagine these women to be extremely boring people when they were young you never know when you look at an old person because now they're just feeble in the walk around sometimes with a cane and you know well but i bet they like i I don't know, like was like a South Carolina or North Carolina. It wasn't fucking a lot of sluts there.

You never know, Del. I'm saying is there's a lot of marsh and I'm sure there's like good times to be had on creek banks and whatnot. Oh yes, we're all young at some point Dylan. And I'm not saying like they you know the cities weren't developed but I'm also I'm not saying that there was a studio 54 in their neighborhood either. Well you don't need a studio 54. My brother Dwayne last Christmas dropped a fucking bomb on he's like hey, do you know I walked in on mom in a threesome? I'm like oh Whoa She got done like that

It's hot dwayne I didn't need to hear that yeah You know, it's so ridiculous like people putting that on you like why can't you just You know, it's so ridiculous. Like people putting that on you. Like why can't you just bear that? Yeah, Dwayne, mom turns 80 this year. I could have lived my life. And she could have lived her life without me knowing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So my point is, is yeah, when people are young, you know, they, you never know what they're up to, you know? Right, right, right. We're all sexual beings. Yeah, except for some of the people in 90 day fiance, they've never had sex in there, communicating with Latin women who are also overweight men. But I guess we all are sexual creatures.

Mm-hmm. We just look at Gary. Yes. He's addicted to it. Yes, Gary. Can you sense that we're not sure how to get out of here? Fuck, let's go to the ladies in the jacuzzi. Yeah, let's do it.

We have to talk about this. Gary gets snubbed by Matt. This is like this shit where it's like, that was bad. That was a bad string of words I just said there. But we continue with Icarus on fire. The manipulation of everybody, the petulence, the fucking mopey, just, she didn't say goodnight to him. So he storms off all pissed off and then I think he carries that on to the OTFs. Now you know these producers chop and screw but we got

to take it at face value. I think he was pissed off in the OTFs that she didn't say good night to him. I mean the man is going through it down full. He's having a shining like Melton. He is talking to bartenders that through it down full. He's having a shining like meltdown. He is talking to bartenders that are not fucking there. And he's just riding the same things down over and over and over. Before you know, he's gonna try to murder his wife with an axe.

Does he get to her? Now, he trips over that little weirdo on the tricycle. He doesn't kill him? I don't remember. I hate that movie. Shelley DeVal doesn't die. Oh, no, she lives. And the't remember. I hate that movie. Shelley DeVol. Doesn't die.

No, she lives. And the kid lives. And the kid lives. Yeah. And he dies in the snow. He freezes to death. Yeah. He kills the black guy though.

He did. He killed him with an axe. Yeah. Hit him right in the chest. Look out, Gary, because that's, you know, next charter season if you're not careful. Did you go to see all that blood that just came out? You're catching it, I'm like, what's going on? All right, so...

So, sailing again? Chase is sent up to the Jacuzzi to satiate the carnal desires of these... I mean... The Golden Girls. Yeah, the Golden Girls. satiate the carnal desires of these uh... i mean the golden girl be careful chase you can knock something loose up there if you fuck around with that and he did say that uh... he'd hit it he didn't we said he wouldn't he thought he said it was on his bucket list

oh but i think he said that he had already banged someone who is over sixty-five and there's something about me that doesn't believe that that's true. Yeah. I don't know. I want to believe it though, but Chase, if you're engaging that kind of activity, once again, be very careful you can knock a bladder loose or something. She died.

Oh, I think um... I was weaker at night. One moment we're making love. The next fucking bladder is on the floor. Oh, on the floor, that's what it means to be loose. I thought it was kind of an internal misplaced. Oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, and I love how he turns into One of the what are they called the T birds? From Greece Yeah, all of a sudden the fucking bladder's on the floor Ma'am

All right, so we got to wrap up the show we get to next morning Next morning, although I want to say quickly, very happy that Colin smacked Gary in the face when he was snoring because that's what you have to do to these people. Yep. No fault of theirs. I mean, maybe you could smoke less cigarettes and you could clean up your diet a little bit, maybe put those little stickers on your nose, but these people that snore are very, very

taxing. It's Gary's birthday and people are shitting their pants. I think it's Gary that shits his pants, but possibly one of the guys, guys are so gross. Not me, but most guys, yes. No, no, no, no. You are immaculate. How's Hot Boy Summer going?

Pretty hot. We just, oh, by the way, you guys wanna see a video what Dylan and I look like head on over to our bad T.V. .YouTube channel subscribe. You can see what the studio looks like. You can see what Dylan and I look like. And a lot of people come to like, these two there, fucking hot.

Oh, really? No, but they did say that we look slim. So hot boy summer is fucking hot. Oh, that could be further from the truth. I'm getting weight like it's my job Thanks. Oh, I'm eating these Doritos Little all there I knew you wanted to go into the flavor. I was waiting for it Now go to patreon.com we break down the new summer slate of Doritos and I and hot mustard is in fact delicious

I couldn't be more passionate about how excellent of a job they've done Just a special company making special food Hey Dylan before we get to and we end the show with all the Krobo talking to you guys by the way two minutes left to the set of my What kind of cliffhanger they're going to hand us? Right. Little did I know. But Gary at some point during the day before the clock toilets confides with Lucky about being

avoided by mads in front of Alex Alex correctly thinks it's pathetic. I high. That's okay. I let's get to clock toilets. Okay, well, what we're really really quickly. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I dononate. Right. That's what I'm saying. And if it was just they hooked up this first time, the the isms are too intense for that to happen. They are far too

comfortable. You could say, argue, well, we've been friends forever. Now you have a different type of a nice with each other. Yeah, yeah. And you're not just the kind of girl you don't just hook up with. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You can smell it from my, what? 100%. You know what? You can smell?

Oh, that shit in the boat. Right, right, right. How gross is that? Uh. By the way, I had just made myself a fucking cheese plate. And this start I see poop coming up. I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, give me a warning. Well, yeah, and also there was this

in the next segment of, it'll be scenes of excrement. Thank you. Well, there's this very bizarre saying that Gary, employers here, employees are, he just says it. I don't know why I need to use that word he says a saying There's a little the Rougula coming up. Oh that is fucking revolting a Beautiful peppered leaf just coming up in the toy, but he's referring to shit. He's referring to human shit And that's the cliffhanger.

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