Another Below Deck Podcast - Hope and Annulments | RHOBH S15 E3

Episode Date: December 21, 2025

Dylan, Ruby and Pat are back to break down being very often wrong, speed dating, Shallow Hal, chopped liver and more.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=enThanks to our sponsors LOLA, RULA and HERS! 

It's for association. Gwyneth Paltrow says she really regrets that film, and I have to say, I don't think she showed for one second. It's a fucking amazing film. Yeah, no, she contributed to a less than productive dialogue about how fat people are disgusting. Right. Okay, but also, so both, okay, so.

Hey, people say we're, like. Yeah, look at Gwineth Paltrow. Literally. I'm still walking bad, but still And never to hear Hi, hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV. I'm Dylan, that's Pat. Hey.

And papaya dog girl is back stateside. Hi. That's big. Yeah. Actually. I love having her in person. I know. It's great.

I always say it like a broken record. I want her in studio permanent. I just want to point out I've always been state-side. Kalyn is also here. Hello. The four of us, the dream team. Can I say something? I walked in here earlier.

From the moment I walked in, he's had a shitty attitude. Is that right? No. From the second I walked in. You know, maybe he thinks like he works with bigger talent than us. Oh, yeah. Like who? Well, he's...

Literally who. James Cameron. Cameron tomorrow. Yeah, okay. Who I would argue, like, biggest filmmaker in the world, I think. Well, but also, like, I don't know, it depends. I'm sure people like us more than James Cameron.

Get in the comments. Let us know if you like us more than James Cameron. He can go fuck himself, actually, as far as I'm concerned. You know, can I come tomorrow to tell him to go fuck himself? Yeah. You know, people think I'm better than you. He would go, who are you? Right.

That's a true statement, by the way. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No one wants to watch a three and a half hour movie with those blue people. I do. I'm going. I'm getting a bunch of crunch on popcorn, actually, and a giant Diet Coke. Like the biggest Diet Coke you've ever seen in your entire life.

And also, I do want to tell him, I love you. And I love your wife, too, but I do think you should have won that year because the Hurt Locker was boring. Yeah. But you're a massive dick. So the Academy was like, fuck you. We're giving it to Kathleen or whatever. Her ex-wife.

Yeah. Okay. So let's get into. did she do zero dark 30 too she did yeah she also did that piece of shit uh hot dynamite should have been called hot shit well house of dynamite sorry it should have been called house of shit yeah okay we're here to break down the real housewives of beverly hills look at him what he's texting he's texting he's had a shit attitude the second we walked in here we're here to break down episode three

or if you're on Peacock, episode seven and a half. Stop. Are we at, are we at Hogwarts Diagon Station with these goddamn episode numbers? And here's the thing. They don't do it for everyone. So you have to do it for all of the women, every city, or you do it for none. This is torture. And we're talking about when you go on Peacock.com, there is episode one and episode.

Episode two, watch what happens live. Oh. Episode three, which is episode two, episode, episode four, watch what happens live. Episode five. Torture. Which is episode three. It can get confusing. I understand that.

I'm sorry. Are you too chill? Answer? Yes. Yes. Oh, I understand that. I've been through this because when we'd have to go back in the catalog to recap shows like Flavor of Love season three, they'd have episode 6.5. It's the added footage where you get to see the girls naked.

I have been subscribed to the premium subscription to the all black YouTube channel for, I think, a year and a half because I got it to watch Flavor of Love. I got to cancel subscriptions more often. Speaking of, go to patreon.com slash another podcast network where you can donate a little or a little bit more. We always recommend to forget that you're subscribed. but do enjoy the content. Please forget. So let's get into the episode. It was a speed dating episode.

I know one of the guys. I personally know one of the men. Was that Ben? No, it wasn't Ben, but I love Ben. I think he's really funny. Which one do you know? We'll talk about it. Okay.

I've lunched at Airwant with this man. I, Dylan, I think I have one note. in there that says the man who's raped and I think it might be that man. I hope it's not, but I think it might be. Yeah, we'll see. But it was a speed dating episode. What are you talking about rape for? Why are you saying wape? I was just wape. Some people, you look at them and you say you, you've waived, you know. Really? Oh my God. Are you kidding me? She's a woman. Wow. She can say that. Yes. She can sense it. Oh. And I can say it. Okay. All right. Ruby, why don't we start with your babies? Okay. Here's what I took away from this episode. Me is

me right now. Hi, Ruby. Hi, Dylan. 32, haven't gotten divorced, don't have a husband who's taken everything from me, including my happiness and my peace. Hi, Ruby. Hello, Dylan. I wouldn't go on a speed dating event with Doree.

I wouldn't do it. Oh, my God. None of these women should have. Thank you for saying that. That is so, oh. It was the same way that I felt about none of these men should have showed up when Seb, the Australian was there. What are we doing here?

You know what I mean? And I, maybe they're just way more secure than I am. So I thought that was very fun. Obviously not the same at all, given the status of Doreet and Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah. But it's like, hey,

let's go pick up chicks with Leonardo DiCaprio. You thought he was at that level, huh? What? No, no, no. Doree is the Leo of the group. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which, again, is, is, yeah. And I do.

I was bad. I made it work. actually her point is really good though it's just yeah she's so she looked so good um I thought that this was a disaster I thought that this was one of the worst I would rather go to a networking event um than this but also I appreciate Bose's attempt um why do you care and also I don't think anyone wants your relationship Bose right like we don't want keely also Bose like can we get some chocolate in here why do you have a bunch of chuggy white guys in here for these fabulous ladies Like, I mean, what's going on?

Thank you. But I, you know what? I forgot until she showed that photo of her and Layle's father who tragically passed away. I forgot that she, that used to be her flavor. So I thought it was a fun-ish episode. I'm excited about Amanda because boy, oh, boy, things are getting spicy there. Oh, yeah. She is a Charlotton.

Yeah. And she's going to be a, I think she's going to be one of those firecrackers or fireworks that you see it for, 4th of July that they go up and they're very pretty. And then they're done and they're not done. They have like a serious, serious thing still. left in them. That's going to be her. And I would say, 81. You're equating her to Gandoff's fireworks. Yes, essentially I am. And the Little Hobbit who went in and tried to take them out and gets kicked out of the tent, that's me. And 81. You want me to go? You want me to go?

All right, I'm not going to really address the episode. It's something that I caught. What did we call the, um, can I say her pots were so fun. Great. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I had such a good time with her pots. You're not going to address the episode. That's a good point. That's a good question. I address the episode when I recap it. Something more important I need to attend to. Okay, sorry.

His pots, though. What do we call the lines when the ladies do their quotes at the front? Is there a word? Taglines? Taglines. Okay. They keep doing them. Thank you.

Which I appreciate. One stuck out to me, which is Sutton's. Do you know what her taglines? No, Tommy. I may leave on Main Street, but I ain't a main bitch or something like that. I may live on a main. road, which the source of that is a reunion where Dorete really got in a zinger. That was actually getting her balls busted.

What was the zinger? Well, she's saying you live on a main road, you idiot. She was saying you don't live like the queen of Sheba. You live on a main road. Right. Which is a callback. What is the main road? Like you live on a busy street, you fucking poor.

It's not like you live in a palace up in the hills. Yes. But she lives on like Wilshire Boulevard. Like Roscamer or something? It's like very, very good main road. The point has no money. Right. Go bad.

The point is that it's a zinger and she's reminding us every week that Dorete got her. I think that's a really bad tagline. Okay. That's my point. All right. Don't put the spotlight on that she made you look like a fool every week. I agree with you 100%.

My question is, do you think that Sutton got that? and was like, no, no, I'm not saying this. Or do you think she cares at all? It's funny you mention that because I keep referring to this juicy scoop had that producer on. And every one of those taglines, you submit three and Bravo approves, which one you get to say. What happens when you crack open a buzzball biggie? Is it like wine? Keep it refrigerated.

Okay. I asked that question to the proprietor of said liquor store. Goartee. Lovely, man. I hated the speed day. segment. I bet Bowes pitched that producers to producers, and they, of course, said, yes, we can eat up

a half of the show. Can we try an elf maple syrup, Buzzball? You probably do not want to even dare let your tongue touch that unless it was chilled. Oh, ice cold. Yes. Okay, got it. And even then, it's still might be not recommended. Gorfich said

that was some of the worst flavors he'd ever punched. Gardovic. Yeah, Gorfick. Yeah. Okay. Let's see. This is unrelated, but there's a man at JFK who always tells me my perfume smells good. It's happened twice now. And he kind of, he has a similar spirit. He's very willing to chat.

The airport, JFK? Yeah. Soon to be JFKT. Nope. Oh, I thought of it. Yep. Yep. Bose is starting to get a little annoying.

Oh. She is for some reason obsessed with her. Kyle and her love life and she frames it that she needs to know every little detail in order for her to be considered a good friend. I don't operate that. I operate like that. Sorry, I tune out. Is that a woman thing? No, I think it's also like a weird, it's like I, I think that I can fix this issue for you. And Kyle's like, first of all, don't talk to me. Second of all, I don't want to talk about the issue that I have and that I, I, you know, And Bose is like, you're going to talk about it.

And then I'm going to fix it for you on camera. Now, Bose can pretty much think she can fix everybody's life on this show, except for Amanda. When Amanda sat down later in the episode and was just blabbing on because she's always like a talker. She was pitching Amanda. She was, well, Amanda was pitching Bose. She was pitching Amanda to Bose. You know what? I thought that Bose was actually going to eat it up because she's into that shit.

I thought that she was like in terms of like being like, I know. Like, I need to, like, see myself being the person I want to become. I feel like Bose is into that. And I was very excited to see her be like, what the fuck? Fuck is this. No, I think Bose was on high alert when she first started talking and then issued a challenge to Amanda to help to read practically, which she failed conclusively. We're going to talk about the timeline of the wealth that's been accumulated. I'm sorry, yeah.

I'm great episode, 50 Babes. Okay, so in terms of my babies, I would say, God, I'm really having a fun time with this season. Rachel Zoe and Amanda, a needed inclusion. While I love Garcell, beautiful, elegant. Not like the riffraff on this show. Beautiful family, right? Boring.

Boring. Snoose vest. I mean, her. Oxnard. Her moose. Oil field. Her emotional, what she provided for the show had run its scores. Right.

And I think it, I feel as though, you know, those oxygen canisters? You can get at Walmart and Big Five sporting goods? That's what this season feels like to be. I give it 90 pots. Or excuse me, Babes. They should dress Rachel Zoh and Amanda up as little oxygen canisters from Halloween next year. I think so, too. Well, I'm going to help deal out with the hosting duties.

Please do. All right. So if you notice Patty's talking a little bit. that's what's going on here. All right. So we begin at Bose's house. And she's just hanging out with that assistant, Nico.

The east side. The east side, Hancock Park. Right, which is not the east side. Australian Sigmund or whatever your name is. Seb. Seb. Okay. Now, Nico definitely went to Michael Jackson's estate sale.

After he flew to another dimension, so high. Because he bought whatever was left on that rack. I love little Nico. He's a cutie patootie. I agree. And then, anyway, It occurred to her while she was talking to Nico that all the girls, for the most part, are single, right?

So Michael Jackson's clothing was custom. Sure, yep. Right, because this stuff's not off the rack. It's gay Power Ranger stuff. So you can't buy that at Marshall's. No, no. Yeah, it was like the rest of the stuff that no one else wanted. And, yeah.

Oh, look at this. This is fabulous. They just take one of the racks and they just put it in the rent-the-runway section at marshals and that's it and that's where he got it i love when chris brown did that up in encino up in the hills he just like posted like like blowout sale all my shit yeah like you don't remember that like three years ago i don't know it's awesome like four thousand people showed up that's incredible yeah it's amazing that women still want to have sex with him he head butts people oh there was a post like i'll let him beat the shit on me yeah yeah yeah i wrote that post you did different strokes for different

folks. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Consensual, you know. You can move on. Oh, sure. Okay, so it occurred to her that these people, all our friends are single. And what's hilarious about that is she is too. She just doesn't know it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your boyfriend hasn't told you he loves you. You don't live together. He lives in San Diego. You don't have plans to live together. You're casually dating, which means technically you're single. Get out of there, girlfriend. It's also, it's also a little bit worse than being single because he's actually he's taking loans out from you so I would rather be single

it's less expensive and he's making you have women like womb witches come in the best way which is a compliment come to your home and do all it's just like what are we doing here? I love a womb witch are we ready for a patty prediction? Yes I'm very often wrong

in fact why didn't even mention that I'm always right No, you're very often right. That's right. Okay. Patty's prediction. Keely will not be here for Bose's season three. It will be mentioned very quickly on episode one. I am very often wrong.

You both of you shut up. You know how many podcasts we have to do today? Keely will be gone. He'll be disappeared. It will be mentioned in episode one very briefly and he will be like he never existed. Last thing I'll say about that. Yes. What you just said.

that was that was okay so you know when we meet brick in anchorman yep yes that was that thank you that is that almost just made me sob i had tears streaming down my face pat so thank you for that people in the future will say i'm mentally retarded i've been meaning to talk to you about his words not mine his words not man okay all right boz has a motivational speech I think that's the hot one you guys keep talking about. Sebastian. Seb, yeah. And can I just say really quickly,

we must be wary of Aussies and motivational speakers. And when they're combined, honestly, I don't think that you should even, we should run. Run. Because as Pat always says, Australia is America's slutty little sister. Yeah.

So. Run. They're actually trying to put that on license plates right now. Some Aussie told me that. That's amazing. That would be. such a fun way. Like, how did that guy become a billionaire? He actually trademarked the license plate when they moved it over to and everybody in Oz hat. That would be so fun. That would be cool.

You better get on that, buddy. Welcome. Ask Brittany. All right. So Bose gives possible suitors a little chat about the ladies being nervous. You guys were right, though. It's not that DeRee is super hot. It's that she knows how to work a room. No, it's that she's super hot. I think she's really hot, too. Why'd she let that porpoise lay on top of her for all those years? And he was poor. He was a poor porpoise. Oh, I love when she runs through, like, Mary, P.K., in 2008, during the financial troubles, he lost all his money.

Yeah, and you met him in 2011. Yeah. And then you never mentioned in the story that he got it all back. Yep. Well, Doreen is what we would call a soft target. So I think that's how that happened. That's how that porpoise laid on top of it. Well, anyway, Erica Jane Baby gives her glam squad the direction on her desired look.

She wants to look like a slutty whore, but not too filthy. You can go too far. Yeah, go ahead and go ahead. No, that's what she said. That's what she said. Her words are not mine? Oh, her words not mine? Yeah.

Oh, never mind. Yeah, flag what? I thought that was Patty. No, no, no, no. And she says you can go too far and turn a guy off. She's incorrect there. I've met a lot of dudes that have had sex with sex. workers that have no teeth uh sure uh men are into that sort of thing and it's a judgment free thing

uh-huh i have a question do you guys i thought erika was high when she got here huh the women's squirreliness and bashfulness and sixth grade sleepover energy was weird weird like very edibly to me oh yeah yeah or maybe i don't know or because because it was really should i take 20 milligrams to see Avatar Fire and Ash? I don't know. A tenor will make me feel quite high and almost uncomfortably so. What are the reviews saying? Who cares?

I would go not about, don't double that, right? Maybe say 10. Okay, we'll do 10. Yeah. But I think that Erica was high when she got there. Okay, yeah, yeah. I think she smokes a lot of weed. Yeah.

Be-bye. It's to calm the nerves and anxiety about being sued into the ground. Yeah. It's the only thing that saves it away, baby. Is there a possibility that she could become a homeless person because all these cases are so expensive? Like, do she still have millions of things to def- I mean, you're squeezing a fucking empty turnip. Like, there's nothing there. I mean, she's got to pay lawyers.

At some point, they should just send a fax to all the people that are suing her, and there should be, this is her bank account and just like, split it. And make sure it's a fax. Right. Yep. you know when my dad died a bunch of people were suing him and i literally just said i tried explaining them the man is being sued into the ground he has minus 75 000 and they're like no no no we know he has money we're coming for you i literally just put through the fax machine

all the debt he had yeah and they literally called me and they'll say they said we'll take 500 thank you yeah and you were like what do you not get it's negative 75,000 Yeah, that's what he left me. He left me to settle all his shit. Thanks, Dad. Okay, the ladies begin to arrive at Bose's speed dating party. Yeah. And let's see here.

Oh, Kyle shows up with a $40,000 purse on our shoulder because we all know how much that turns guys on. Yeah, we all know that straight men will spot a, what was this an Audrey Hepburn edition from a mile away? Hey, Dill. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you see that fox over there? Whoa, whoa. Is that a mini hepar and burkin? That thing's like $37,000.

That's crazy. She's really high maintenance, I bet. Yeah, that's what all of the straight men were saying. You know, actually, Ben, his claim to fame, have you seen the viral video? Mm-mm. Have you seen the viral video of Ben? Ben, Ben's most stickiest piece of content is him sitting down with the late Charlie Kirk no bullshit that's not ben hoffman of ben the ben show that's not ben that did the country

singer no no no no um which who has that hilarious song um eating pussy and uh sucking dick and kick an ass right yeah right he's got a lot of hits great title so i sucked his dick and i kicked his ass okay yeah he's really funny no but this guy sat down with with charlie kirk for a spirited debate And he held up a picture of a fetus. And he said, do you actually think that this is a human? And Charlie Kirk said, without a doubt. And Ben said, that's a dolphin fetus. Oh.

So that's, that's his. That's Ben. That's Ben. That's Ben. That's Cookey, Ben. Wow. Well, I think he was drinking a little too much scotch here for this event. Uh-huh.

Yeah, he was a little glazed. Well, Rachel Zoh lets us know a secret to first dates. It's, uh, act like you don't care. Yeah. Rachel Zoh has that energy with everything she does. Okay, but here's what we have to, we have to remind ourselves. When you say that and then you show up in an, in an actual, right, right, it was an actual glitter gown, I believe, yeah, sequin gown, um, with 44 different like necklaces and layers

and things of this. And it's like, again, you are very, very successful what you do. And we love you. And I adore you robbing your house from you. Ben's staying there. The man inventing Comic-Con and her just being like, no, thank you for your energy. Not interested. Don't need to continue with this conversation.

Is that what that guy did? He literally, yes, he started Comic-Con. He was like, so I don't know if you're into superheroes. And her response was, no, I can't. Oh, so that guy really buried the lead. Yeah. And also, again, it's like maybe just because of who he is, you should entertain it for the eight minutes that you're there.

Right, because he's worth a lot of money. He could rob your house from you and then you let him live there. Oh, sure, he could. Because he's so rich. They find each other again later on and there's a funny little moment. Oh, yeah. I guess we'll get there. It's just, she's very, it's like girl hot and guy hot.

Like girls will wear an outfit that girls will be like, oh my God, she looks incredible. And guys will be like, I have never seen an attractive woman look more unattractive in my life. Well, and also, guys, just the necklaces. is we don't, I see how many there are. I just don't know. Well, women would tell us, we're not doing it for you, you idiot. We're doing it for ourselves and other women. Yeah, good point.

Good point. A similar conversation would be that women resoundingly are disgusted by dick pics. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's really played out. We fucking know, except data recently from Pornhub, as I pointed out to both my co-host recently, uh-huh. The data would imply that women want to see dicks more than we would think. think since 2020 female viewing porn is up 14%. That's a big big. Let's go ladies.

Oh, that's cool. Yeah. And also big data breach of YouTube Pornhub premium memberships. Now, you would ask, what is a Pornhub premium membership? Now, that's a membership where you enter in your information on Pornhub. For what? I know one person, Sam Tripoli, who has a PORNAP premium, and it's essentially to access the save function, where you can save your faves. Oh, okay. Which does sound like convenient, not worth entering your information into PORNA. I agree. Okay, so.

Okay, let's see here. Okay, the ladies meet the guys, and they start mixing it up. Rachel Zoe is the biggest flirt. Oh, no, she won the biggest flirt when she was 16, who gives a shit. Whoa, first of all, Pat, she was six. Oh. Yeah. Oh, I thought 16.

Yeah, so it was like, ha-ha, the 18-year-old counselor, she was six. I am very often wrong. And that was all. Because it just was kind of a like, oh, I think, whoa, I didn't love. so okay all right well uh then we learn a little bit about uh erika jane baby um she says that she's two different people i never knew this about her yeah she's like um who's she's like james macavoy a little bit oh yeah yeah well there's erika jane right and then there's erika and i was thinking i wonder which one uh really pushed to keep

those earrings right so there's erika and erika's like i don't think we should And then there's Erica Jane. No way, baby. They're mine. I earn them. And then there's Erica. It's the right thing to do to give him back. Do you remember?

Do you remember, baby? All those times that old fossil, I had to sit on his face. Repend like you like it, baby. So this is the two towers. This is what Smeagel and Gallum had to go through. But there's a third personality, and that's swamp rat. Keep it, baby. Swamp rat's like, why wouldn't you keep it, baby?

Swamprad just doesn't get up and only speaks from her chair. Right. But that's her differentiating factor. Yes. Smokes a lot. Yeah. Well, that was fun. It's funny that these women cannot just randomly just socialize with these men for the most part.

They're not hot enough. The men are not hot enough. I know, but for the sake of the cameras, just sit there and talk. Well, let's get to the man that I know, the one that I lunched at Airwain with, the one that said white women love cold play. Yeah. Don't need to make my point any more clear. Knew it from the start.

Okay, so this is a young man who is, I believe, in the conservative podcasting space. Cute. He is also a lawyer, but not really a lawyer because he likes making content more. Now, he was a nice enough guy. You could tell he wasn't into the lawyer thing. Yeah. No. He's, yeah, I think I produced a podcast.

I think he had thoughts about Israel for 45 minutes or something. I was like, I'm happy with where I am in life. Yeah, when you sit across from someone and you say, what do you do for fun? And I think Doree was like very trying to get very deep and was like, I'm not sure I've had a lot of that in the recent, whatever. I think fishing for someone to be like, oh, why? What's happened to your terrible ex-husband?

And then he just said, you are with such a sexy black. dress like that, how could you not be having fun? And you just say to yourself as a girl, oh, oh, oh, no, right? Oh, no. Well, and so when Dorita's saying that she hasn't had a lot of fun in recent years, Patty, I don't know how Patty would handle that, but he would not entertain. You glaze over it in a way that is, yeah, you do not. I've had a rough couple of years. Oh, great. Right. Well, have you seen any movies lately? Right. I say, well, I'd be, you keep it on the pause if you said, well, maybe it's time to start having fun.

Pat, great answer. Notice how he didn't say sexy black dress, like anything like that. Notice how it didn't make you feel weird and sad. Such a good line. Oh, I'm thinking it. Can we get back to? Such a good line. There's mystery in that.

There's hope. There's optimism. And there's sex. And there's also a very, very nice backhand to the face to say, don't bring it up. Now, I want to say on Matt, Matt the attorney who hates Coldplay because he, I think he pointed out that all dumb white chicks love Coldplay, right? He's very incorrect there. Hey, guys, today's episode is brought to you by a magical company that will make your life happier and better. Lola.

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How would you break those up? Should those go all three back to back? All three back to back. That's okay. I'm in the middle, yeah. The world loves cold. No, no, no. It's all sober, dumb, white people that like cold play.

And also like everyone in Brazil. Right. And also like everyone in Croatia or something. Brazil likes anything. Brazil loves alcohol, but also maroon five. Dylan, I was going to say maroon five. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

I swear to God, I was going to say maroon five. They like light. shows. They like a fun top 40 concert, you know? I saw Maroon 5 in Buenos Aires at a polo field. Oh, how were they? Incredible. They're a band. Incredible.

You don't know how many hits they have and you don't know how many hits of theirs you know from just having to you just being a lot. You listen to Sugar Live in Buenos Aires and try not to move your hips. Try. Can't do it. Impossible. It's just a just. vibe. Oh, wow. All right, I want to get to the creator of Comic-Con because, boy, this is

the worst room because on the who gives a shit meter, oof, he is off the fucking scale. No. And then we get a look back at Sutton. I felt bad for this. She went on a date with a dude who loves his mom so much. She might just be dead and still talking to him, tell him to kill women in showers. Okay. And what was that referencing? Oh, he kept talking about his mom, you know? I know, but you were, oh, psycho. Okay. Oh, got it. I don't, how did I not get Kill her. Yeah. All right.

So Kyle chats up another that. I'm so embarrassed that I was confused. I was like, he's referencing something. It's one of the most famous movies of all time. Yeah, dead mother though, you know,

kill, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. It's like, Hey, Norman, it's not mom.

You're a nutback. Don't put that on mom. Right. Sebastian chats up Dorito and he married a stranger. He meant for 10 minutes. That's definitely a run for the hills. Red flag.

Not. bag because it's legal in your country what what do you okay so you do it it's legal so okay for go run a marathon that's legal too you fucking weirdo yeah yeah uh both uh surmises that the dudes like doritos and that the ladies like sebastian and then erika this was great with the comic con guy uh she uh she's asking him uh you know what's he into and he says well i have a collection of cars and he actually said cards i have a collection of battle star galactica well it's trading it's so funny and this is why vanity will really you'll end up with eggs on your face because you hear i i collect cars now tell me about it baby that's impressive right but if if you just

just listen a little bit because that guy's sports card collection Oh, my God. Could be, I mean, if you see, like, a put-together bald guy who says, like, I'm really into sports cards and he said a Beverly Hills speed dating thing, he may have $50 million sitting somewhere. Not for me, baby. My baby, I ran inside my vatch canal and bumped into the bottom of my stomach. Baby.

Oops. Sorry. And the stomach's like, it's all right. Is there a guy that's into sports cards out there? That's, yeah. To be fair. genuinely, your sports car would have to be one of 200 in the world to be really competing with a guy that has started Comic-Con and knows what he's talking about.

I would put my money on that man. Yeah. Here's what's up with Eric Jane. She ain't marry and rich again. She's down for like, she wants like some fun. She'll marry rich again. I don't think so. Well, she'll have to.

Yeah, it's the homeless. It's the only way to keep away the homeless. Right. I don't know who'd marry her. I got to say. She's already proven herself to be really untrustworthy. The display buzzballs behind Patrick is so exquisite. It's just fun.

It's so fun. How's the shot look? I got about, I got most of them. I think that. I don't drunk. You do, but it's the holidays, Pat. You're supposed to. There is so much buzz ball in a buzz ball biggie.

If you drink a whole one, would you die? Yes. Okay. No, I don't think so. You have to go to hospital for alcohol poisoning. Would you read? If I drink half of one of those right now, I see bums walking around with the biggies all the time. Well, they're, I mean.

That's true. Maybe me and my prime. Yeah. It's a tolerance thing is what you're saying. You need to work up to it. All right. So you have some work to do. Well, let's get to the 14th minute of the show.

Oh, sure, sure. Okay. So the dates are done. Numbers are exchanged. Derreet was great, very casual, very social. It's Derreet and Seb. and it was Doreet and Seb the whole time. That's it. That's it.

I don't think we'll ever see Seb again. The girls download, Erica gives Sutton, Rick's business card. That was really sad to see. Yeah. And then I think that's it, right? Although Sutton wants to chat with Erica, baby. Erica wants to chat with Doreet, baby. Oh, that's right, baby.

I don't know why. And then they just make sure that Doritos is okay. And her kids were okay in Florida. She's okay. He was going to block the trip to Florida. He did not block the trip to Florida. he's not paying the mortgage. Oops, he is paying the mortgage,

but he didn't pay the mortgage and they're in preclosure. And we're going to talk about this at the lunch, because we need to, because I have to yell a lot about it and I have a lot of things to yell about. But what I also wanted to say was that I appreciated here

that Sutton is trying to be like, I've been through this and it's real hard and you're going to get through it. And then in her cutaway, she refers to Dorid as like having a broken wing. And she's like, I'm just so happy that I can be here for this pathetic loser of a person

to help them through this. because I've done it before at a better way because I have more money. And it's just nice that I'm here to watch her have her broken wings. And I said, yeah, good for you. But also, it's not so much a broken wing as it is like, you know how they say birds? You can't run them over because the draft, they just fly up. Doreet didn't draft. She didn't draft.

She got absolutely run over. You know what it was? It was a custom made car, right? And they were one of the very, very low ones. And so she thought she was like, oh, I'll just stay here because I'm obviously going to get drafted up. And that low custom car was P-K. And she did not draft. It was a porpoise and it ran her over.

Well, here's the thing with real estate in those huge loans. She didn't get on that mortgage just by herself. Like, she's on that mortgage because she qualified. Let's get there. What I'm saying is clearly he's not on that because his credit was shit. She was. We'll get there.

We'll get there. Oh, yeah. So where are we? Oh, okay. They interrogate Kyle now. And everyone's like, are you a lesbian, basically? And Morgan's like, yeah, she is. And also, let's me not forget,

I believe Morgan was married to a male drummer before this experience. Can you do your Morgan Wade voice? I've got to make you love me. Make you love, babe. I look, Kyle, I don't want any part of this anymore. Oh, my God. I love his marketing.

It's so good. I really don't. If I were Kyle, I would be so triggered right now. Yeah. Yeah. Good job, Pat. be in love all over again. Do you think that she's going to go Brad or Angelina?

Angelina. I thought she said, I thought she said Oprah or who hosts the family food? Steve Harvey. Yeah. No, she didn't. The subtitles said that, though. That's why it was confusing. Yeah.

Her point was she's, you know, she play both fields. Name something that comes after pork. You buy. I love that. one of the great one of the great answers wow you're a dummy top top eight for sure of all time yeah definitely i got to bring back that segment yeah please uh yeah all right where are we all right we're Amanda's house we're in Amanda's okay okay boring all right uh so we do an odd jump from housewife uh house to housewife wasn't that weird

Okay, so this is what I have to say. When Kyle lived there, great. That's why they did that. This was, what a disaster. What person looked at this before and after and was like, oh, wow, this was such an improvement. I gasped. When they put, when they showed her home and they put the before and the afters together, I literally gasped.

I gasped. And I said, in my note, my note says, ruined that home. Next line, do not want to rob. Did they do before and after? And I just didn't see the Kairon? They said Kyle's house. And then they were like, Amanda's house.

She took away all of the classic brick. Everything's white and black and in dust. It's just you, what you did was you ruined it. So you ruined it. No taste. No taste. Wow.

Okay. Okay. It's like, how are you going to take Merv Griffin's house or whatever the fuck it is? And your taste is going to be better. Right. So like the height of Hollywood. Like,

no, you're going to ruin it. Leave it the way it is. Yes. You buy a 1920s. whatever, our deco or something, that's the style. That's what you bought. Live there.

And if you want something that's different, buy something that's different. Don't buy a nice, you dumb. Italian Mediterranean and living in Italian Mediterranean. Right. Okay. So, what the hell? Oh, yeah. So we land at Amanda's house and our 19 fucking kids.

And if you think I'm going to bother to learn any of their names, you're crazy. By the way. Just call them Pip Squeak. The squeaks. Love. It's great. We'll call them the squeaks. I'm confused about this.

guy because she seems as though she has completely I mean listen he loves caring for his family he loves cooking but it seems as though he's been I mean what are you trying to say let me be the one can you do it sure okay so um Amanda talks about Eddie being her quote unquote, lover. He's also become comfortable. He put on about, I don't know, 40 pounds. We call that relationship pounds. He's no longer the West Hollywood Twinkie once was.

He's a fatty now. Get a little too comfortable. I saw the pictures they did the flashbacks. He's not that guy. Okay. Which is fine. Which is fine. By the way, Amanda, she's here for just the publicity.

She's a one-season person. There is no way she's coming back. I, um, I don't know. about that. We're here to sell seminars. So she said she met her husband in 2019, right? When she met him, I think she was like literally my age, too. No, she was 36.

Okay, never mind. Old hag. Yeah. When she met him, she said, we have to have kids because my ovaries are going to expire. I don't give a shit about marriage. So that was in 2019. It's interesting, though, because the book, Richest Fuck, came out in 2022. so it's i am not sure what what are you saying i'm saying that it sounds as though she met a rich

dude sucked his dick got pregnant with his children and then became very wealthy and made seminars on how to manifest your wealth right right right that's not necessarily what i believe is that i do not believe that it is you're saying she's a charlatan i think i'm saying she's a little charlatan yeah yeah yeah yeah she's a charlotte am i wrong though you're not wrong and you can tell from when bow says can you give her any financial advice because you have a bestselling book about money and she says well what do you want to be not poor well can i can i say this about people that are people that are good with money and you're writing books about all this you don't go out with new money and buy ridiculous things like purses that are 40,000 i'll tell you something you don't buy a

gigantic mansion and knock it all down and renovate it you're a little bit more cautious about that i also think that if even if you do have 80 million dollars in liquid cash say cool you're you're getting it that way, you should be like, yeah, I fucking sold these, I hawk these things online. And her, her courses are like hundreds of thousands or thousands of dollars or hundreds of dollars. Can I say, Susan Powder was worth $300 million. She fucking doing Uber Eats right now. Go ahead, Del. Susan Powder, the fitness guru. That's right.

Okay. And I know that because of, uh, me. Oh, is that what she was, it was big. I could see Susan Powder was the substance. Wow. Okay. I mean, that's the substance. And I don't think she climbed out anybody's back. You don't know that. You're very often wrong.

Jesus, Pat. True. She might have climbed right out of somebody's back. She really worth $300 million. In 95, I think she was. That's insane. I didn't realize she went on my arch enemies podcast. What I wanted to say, and I shouldn't say this, it's kind of gross and crass.

But the blow job, I wouldn't want to do it. It's a disgusting thing. The fact that women do it at all is kind of, uh, miraculous, but nothing will just melt a man. He'll give you everything in the world. If you're extremely good at blowjobs, this guy will start cooking for the entire family and he'll pay for your fucking bullshit financial seminars. It's just, it's an incredibly powerful thing. I'll say this. Right now, the story and the origin story is, it's not adding up And it's possibly a little bit more complex than she's making it sound.

I think Ruby kind of cracked the case. And if I'm wrong, let me know them wrong. Well, there's got to be internet sleuths out there trying to put this all together. It was the blowjob. But anyways, we get to the next portion of the episode. And can I be honest? You want to make some real money, Amanda? Release that course.

Am I right? Release that course. Let me tell you. Oh, by the way, her rags to riches story. I am so sick of people on TV. I, we were poor. We used to hang out for fun at Walmart. Hey, is there anybody out there that just says, hey, we did okay and I made it.

Right. The fucking origin story of like, I was fucking poor. If everybody's fucking poor, like, was anybody middle class? We never had a middle class that was hollowed out. I'm going to tell this to anybody that's listening that's going to be on reality TV someday. Being poor is chugie. Start out with, ah, my parents did okay. Right, right.

It's so much more relatable. Right, yeah. All right, Sutton drops by Rachel Zoh's house. And they've been in the same circles, but now they're kind of catching up. And they discussed that whole speed dating thing. Bottle wine was a little, listen, there are different vintages from that producer, but it was a little cheap.

Yeah, I looked at the bottle. I couldn't figure out what brand it was. I think there are versions of it that are really expensive. I think if you're Sutton, you only get versions of things that are the most expensive because they're the most expensive. And, like, I don't think she would be. Maybe.

Yeah, maybe. Well, anyway, Sutton bums everybody else once again by reminding everybody her name got taken away. No one's mentioned this. I think her name got taken away because he's getting remarried and she's fucking delusional if she's thinking she's getting that guy back. I know. I love that she was like, like when did they get divorced?

Way long ago. So the fact that she was like, I think it's over. Yep. The divorce made that. That's what it means. Yeah, no, it's over. When she's like getting teary-eyed and Misty and she's like, I think, do I just want him back just for a second?

You can want him for an hour. He will never take. He doesn't want anything to do with you. He took your name away. Yeah, the annulment was the annulment. Take his money and go be rich and literally never fucking think about this dude ever again. Well, she loved him. It's sad.

Strach's sad. Strach, not Sutton Strach. Brown. Okay. I will say when Rachel Zoe is like, she's like trying to be like, take off, who fucking cares? You're not a Strak. Read yourself of it. And she says, what's your middle name?

And then she says, Thurman. and Rachel Zoh, with a very gentle, straight face, just goes, mm-hmm, harder. I laughed out loud. I thought that was so funny. By the way, Sutton wants to be divorced like Rachel Zoh is. Yes. A self-made woman, strong with herself.

Sutton, I think at some point, like she, I feel for her. You can see the pain in loneliness. The kids are out of the house. Avi's gone. Avi's gone, whatever the hell happened there. And, yeah, I think Sutton might want to move on after this season and do some soul searching. She doesn't have anywhere to move.

I'm serious. She's not going to do a retreat of sorts. She's just going to keep on, keeping on here until some, I think like some random international dude that doesn't know that much about the show maybe in like six years or something. I think she could find a British guy.

Yeah, and she'll be like. Yeah, but I don't think a dude is the be all end all solution to her. I think she's just lost. I think a dude would give her more than enough purpose. She's 55 years old, so let's find our, um do we get to we wrap this episode up okay okay well we go flower shopping no we don't we're not going flower shopping well i was just gonna i was just gonna i was just gonna say i like

alexis or lexia a lot she's sweet yeah but just don't let artichoke dip be the inspiration for flower design okay i'm sorry as i just this was i and i was very excited to watch the scene when she walked in and she said i do not have a color scheme and i like flowers that look like artichokes i i fast forwarded i said not not watch Not watch. The only fun part of this is Kyle's like nonstop obsession with grafting her and Mo's wedding concepts onto her daughters because we all know how that worked out. Right, right, right.

So let her do her thing. Yeah. Okay. It's like a World War II themed birthday party. Right. Like. And you're the side that lost. Right.

Or France. Okay. I'm sorry. Really quickly. We've been really going quite hard. I don't think we have a lot of listeners in France. It's Quinny's eighth birthday, and he's like, I want it to be World War II themed. And you're like, okay, that's kind of weird.

And he says Japan. And by the way, I'm Japan. Yeah. Yeah. I want to get specific. I want a Nagasaki themed birthday birthday party. And you say, okay, cool. And he says, but, but, but after the bombs have gone off in Japan.

Right. And then Pat goes, all right, hire us a bunch of actors. Everyone's dead. And Quinnie comes out and says, it's perfect. And then I'd say, son, where did I go wrong? Yeah, okay, so let's sit down with Bose. Okay, Amanda, Bose, and they meet for lunch and talk biz. Have you been to Gemma, either of you, all three of you?

I have not driven by it. I believe it's on Vine. Okay. Cool. Sure, it's lovely. I was just genuinely wondering if any of you had been. It looked like a sceny place. I went to a deli in Highland Park recently, and they had a full bar.

Whoa. Jewish delis with a full, it's a little odd. I like it. That's very weird. I like it too. The bar's there for nightlife. It's odd, though. Why have a space that you only keep open as a deli and close it at seven?

That's what Cantors did. Well, because delis, I mean, delis are fascinating establishments. I mean. Yeah, I know, but they close at seven. No, I know, but what I'm saying is there's a few restaurants that can charge $40 for a lunch item, like a Jewish deli. And have it just be expected and also. accepted and also just like what but it's it's literally chopped liver and they're like we know

that'll be that'll be 46 dollars i'd walk in there and say you'd have to pay me 40 dollars see chop liver all right so uh deride explains pk's financial pass he went broke in 2008 and uh they met a few years later and there wasn't much talk about uh how he built his uh empire because there wasn't one uh But there's a long list of, well, there's a list longer than my arm of lawsuits, claims of fraud, non-payments, back taxes, don't forget that. Oh, also Boy George. Oh, he managed him. Yeah.

Yep. And a few. So managing Boy George in 2015 nets you $70,000 a year? Pre-tax. $60,000 a year? Now, I want everyone to look at their calendar because this is the more important piece of that, Dillard. Okay. She mentioned his empire crumbled in 2008. If you look back in the calendar, that's some time ago. And just for frame of reference, Ryan Cabrera was relevant.

Love Ryan Cabrera. On the way down. Yeah. Apique was on the way down. We all were. The world was on its access, as she said. No, Dereid. No, no, no. What happened was your husband was grifting and then he grifted badly and then he lost everything, okay? Which is what often happens with grifters. But. Always ends up. Speaking of grifters, Amanda, at one point, says to Bose, non-ironically, that she isn't a financial planner and that her focus as this type of coach is actually on the energy around the money. Now, can I tell you something?

Yeah. I think there is a space in the marketplace for this kind of conversation. And I've actually been looking for this because money is such a fascinating thing. once it entered into the world, it started killing us all. Yep. But every book is about managing money, the psychology of money. So for this, dare I say, messionic figure to appear before us in Amanda, is sad because she's not doing that.

She's not exploring the psychological relationship that we have with money through, maybe even an anthropological tilt, right? She's just going off of TikTok vibes, Instagram vibes. Put it on the story, sell it, be good, and be what you want to be, right? So it's just kind of Tim, what is it, Tim Robinson? Tim Robbins. Tim Robbins. Oh.

I don't know if you were talking about Tim Robinson. Who is that the guy with a giant teeth that says, Tony. Shallow hell. Yeah. We're associating. It's for association. Gwyneth Paltrow says she really regrets that film and I have to say I don't think she should for one second. It's a fucking amazing film. Yeah. No, she contributed to a less than productive dialogue about

how fat people are disgusting. Right. Okay, but also, so both, okay, so. And people say we're like. Yeah, look at Gwent Paltrow. Literally, next time anyone calls you guys anything, tell them. Gwreth Paltrow made a movie about that fat shamed everybody. And you're, you're going to come for me. And then you try, we didn't try to cover it up with Goop. We own it. Fucking idiots. So this is the end. Derreet explains that she's a little rudderless.

I had a question. Okay. When she says we got divorced, and I don't know legally how this works, so someone, please tell me. And she says there was no agreement, there was no paper, there was no nothing. When you get divorced and there actually, there is a division of assets because you have to have that to get divorced, do you not decide what payments are, you? When you get a divorce, do the lawyers say you have to pay this every month and you have to pay this or no? I think there can be purgatorial stretches where you're financially uncertain and people are going back and forth, you know, kind of agreeing and disagreeing about what the schedules are.

Here's the thing, though. They have zero assets. Right, right. And it's so important to note that. Right now they're going to be fighting who's holding the fucking back. Right. But Pat, I'm not joking. Like, what is going?

Not like, ha, ha, ha. what is going to happen to her? Is she going to be a homeless person? She has to get, she's, Doreet, no ha ha ha ha. Doree is fucked. If her name is on the assets of the grifter,

she's fucked. So as long as she didn't let him pull any money out of that house, I assume she can sell it because they've lived there for like five years. I think and I'm shocked. You don't think he pulled money out of that house. God, quadruple mortgaged it or something. I do.

I think she's going to think that she has a couple million dollars in that house and probably bank on it. And then she's going to get a $93,000 check. With her endorsements and the show, I bet she's pulling in about a million bucks a year. I think she'll be fine. But they got to, she's got to get out of that house.

She's definitely not pulling in a million bucks a year. She's pulling in maybe four or five hundred thousand dollars. She's just, she's got to get a rich guy. And I mean this. Make it a hot one. Make it a relatively. decent one.

Israeli. Look at her. Give her a nice Israeli. What's the problem? Have you ever heard this? The first marriage is the one that you really think it's for love. The second one is for money. The third one is for companionship.

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