Another Below Deck Podcast - HR is Weird on Water | Below Deck S9 E8

Episode Date: December 15, 2021

Pat, Nick and Dylan are back to talk about joining the Illuminati, nastiness, not getting walked all over, impenetrable bummers, lamb, biscuits, gravy, the n-word and how insane it is that someone sai...d it on this show who is white and named Heather.  Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2 and our interview with Lexi Wilson.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork Video of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw Merch: AnotherMerchStore.com Manscaped.com - Use Promo Code: BELOWDECK for 20% OFF plus free shipping. GreenChef - Go to GreenChef.com/BelowDeck10 and use promo code BELOWDECK10 to get 10 FREE MEALS   This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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Starting point is 00:01:03 Did you bring up Jake's super tight story that he told to the table? No. He was just absolutely holding core with fucking everybody in his boat and then high-five in the captain. Classic Jake. He didn't have a punchline for it. He could get it. There was no punchline. It was this one time.
Starting point is 00:01:20 I fucked a girl I wasn't supposed to and my boss thought it was tight. Do you guys think it's tight too? Welcome aboard another Brands Banking New episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Oh, hey, matey. Patitors for the podcast are behind my glasses. I, I, I everybody. How are you? New addition to the studio.
Starting point is 00:02:00 We've got a space heater because it is dangerous outside and Los Angeles and I know everybody's like, oh, you know You don't know what cold is You know it's it's 47 degrees. Yeah, we have to wear jackets. It'll kill you if you're out there for too long This isn't his usual stopping grounds, but I think I smell the smiley face killer So we have a lot to get into tonight, a wild episode of Bravo's PoloTech. But before we do, any public service announcement. Yes, we need more people to know that we have another show that's free that exists called another podcast show.
Starting point is 00:02:35 That's where we just, we just talk about whatever's top of mine. Gavin Goofso to speak. Yeah, we don't have any particular content that we're discussing. We walk in here and I complain about my wife a lot. Sure. We talk about various videos of people trying to be fake chefs
Starting point is 00:02:51 that he makes fun of in Mox. Sure, yeah. I was just looking at some of our classic stuff we did. I mean, Dylan tried to join the Illuminati. That's great. We had a great run of great moments in Tiger Banks history. Yeah, yeah. And I really did try to join the illuminati just turned out that the did
Starting point is 00:03:07 the dude in Jamaica with roosters in his house was not the gatekeeper that i was looking for now i feel like it would to join the illuminati you just have to have acceptance and you are asking too many questions and you fucked up your chance that's a good point also free feed another point yeah so another podcast show looking out and also excuse me i got a frog. Five stars. Yeah, give us words tell your friends tell your family. Let's get into it. Thoughts, knots. Let's give our thoughts on this episode and let's give our knots Pat. Yes. Let it go first. Okay. I thought you were
Starting point is 00:03:40 gonna say Pat while you go first. I did think he was going to switch it up today. No, no, no. Really good episode at the front for our purposes. I think there's a lot to mine. Yeah, yeah. Some ancestral charter guests, some infight between the crew. Yeah. Shenanigans off the boat. Big old boobs. Sea rat breakdowns.
Starting point is 00:04:01 And then we take a turn for the serious and real issues that I'm not excited to talk about and interested to see how we will tip to around it. One guy on our YouTube comments, oh, another PSA, check out our YouTube, another below deck podcast, he was like, wow, really missed opportunity by you guys by not covering Reyna's racist attack. And I told this man, what would we, three cis-gendered white males have to add to the discussion? We try to be funny and to make light of such a thing.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Other than this. I think would be not appropriate. So fuck that guy and I told him not to let the door hit his ass on the way out. How many thoughts, Nots? Oh, well, let me give my thoughts first. Yeah, okay. Oh, 72 Nots.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Oh, good. Bad hosting, all right. So, uh, Lee's is in a lot of this episode. Sure. Three cub bears trying to fuck a football. Now, they, the one line is always sucked. But now they don't even make sense anymore. It's not, it's, is though he's not even trying. Uh, if you're a fan of Lee, and you don't like my criticism of, of him, you might want to turn this episode off.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Oh, you're going to hard the paint tonight. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. I hate him. Yeah. Zero knots. Zero.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Zero. Yeah, I'm leaning closer to Pat's side of the scale because- So you're at 35 or lower? Yeah, 35 or lower, definitely. We're going to find out where exactly I am in a second, but you know, it's just so disappointing. We're seeing the nastiness bubble up so early. I mean, Frazier and Heather are really making me sick.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Very Kate and Josiah ask. Also, there is no ball of snakes. Eh, it's just, they're not in a ball. They're wiggling all over the place and they're not fucking and they're not sucking and they're not a ball of snakes at all. I'm gonna give it 17 pots. It's not ball of snakes, it's wolf tickets. And we're halfway through this season.
Starting point is 00:05:56 It's too early to be so nasty and have no ball of snakes in sight. All right, let's get into it. So we left off with the big cliffhanger from last week. Captain Jack's bear on Reyna are screaming at one another while the guests above can hear and it has gotten so bad and so loud that Eddie has overheard and he's pissed because the decor has been making a lot of mistakes
Starting point is 00:06:23 and he says let's high five and work better together. Bravo, enough of these cuts. Okay, find a less deceitful place to end your episodes. Okay, don't frame these things so dishonestly. It's disgusting. Can we get to dinner? Well, let's get to Rache prepping the dinner. Right, Rache says says she loves the Greek culture
Starting point is 00:06:46 because that's where everyone just sits down at a table together and eat. It's pretty much like every place on Earth, Rage. It's not specific to the Greek culture. Oh no, the Greeks take their time. They really take their time. So to the French. Well sure, sure.
Starting point is 00:07:01 A lot of cultures take their time actually. Not me. It was a really stupid thing to say, it's my point. In La Crosse, Wisconsin culture, I would eat at our little breakfast table as fast as possible and then run to the living room and watch TV. Yeah, that's kind of,
Starting point is 00:07:15 but oh my gosh, we gotta talk about this on another podcast show, but West Side Story was magic. Really? Not shocked. It's phenomenal, right? And we were running late to the movie so it was my perfect dinner We went in had sushi for maybe 35 minutes and then left it was perfect
Starting point is 00:07:31 I like when to go see a spill I like that too that's so many more questions about your trip to the movies Oh do to I care to talk about below deck, but I have to wait no We have to wait we'll talk about it on another podcast show, but yeah 35 minutes is a perfect length for dinner So we're gonna be doing family style, it will be great, it's gonna be hummus, it's gonna be lamb, it's gonna be adventurous for, you know, core drinkers from Colorado. Jess is going to be solely on guest service.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Oh, oh, you know what I mean? Yeah, she's bad at it. And we're trying to get to dinner, or at least I am in this show, but these brilliant editors keep hitting us with this rena shit before the plates get set down. So they're out things up. Reina complains a bit more about patty-ness.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Wes says calm down and then Reina calls her father. Now, Jake can of course be a dick. He's a little abrasive or a front or an asshole. But I feel like Reina may have been enabled. A good chunk as a child. Oh, 100%. The not life is very, very, it's reductive, it's not a good thing to do. Well said, Dylan, well said, these fucking, I've seen the trappings of a lot of parents of these fucking millennials,
Starting point is 00:08:56 they're basically yes, yes men and yes women to their own children. And we are millennials, so. Oh, I see. Tread lightly, you know? Yeah, sure, sure. Did you get her to her feeling? Also, like, even if, I see red lightly, you know yeah sure because you could hurt our feeling also I'm like
Starting point is 00:09:07 Even if I don't know Jake to me Has yet unless there's stuff we're not seeing hasn't said anything that offensive. He'll say stuff like go faster You're going to slow or you need to finish this. It's it's really not I don't know He says it. It's the tone. It's not quite Heather, you know. But he, yeah, he just says, hey, you can't leave all your fucking coffee cups around and rain a flip's out. But anyways, especially in this environment, in this industry, you, you, a perfect, a really useful skill in life is learning how
Starting point is 00:09:41 to eat shit. And I would imagine being a sea rat, you have to eat a lot of it. So, Raina, just please calm down for the rest of your life. It'll do you good. Anyways, so the big, titty, Greek, chorus heads up to dinner. We've got Moshuka. It's minced Greek beef.
Starting point is 00:09:58 We've got a local fish and we've got lamb, which I don't know how you guys feel about it, but I find it to be a disgusting food. It's also just, you know, I mean, think about how overconfident we are at the top of the food chain, like we're poking at the tenderness of a baby flesh, you know. And it's not even good, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:18 like if it was delicious, sure, I'd eat a baby, it doesn't matter, but it's not even that good. So I'm not a big fan of lamb. Human babies, though I don't know how they taste, they're supposed to be superb for your like, your vitality and your immune system. Yeah, that's lamb, I don't know, or what's the baby that's eating?
Starting point is 00:10:35 Well, they're eating baby sheep, but people eat the placenta all the time, so I can imagine what a full baby would taste like, or do for you. Anyways, I apologize for this entire thing. I've dragged us down into. So, um, oh, uh, what, are you gonna talk about food anymore, Della?
Starting point is 00:10:51 I just, I don't, I don't know what to do with this food. You know, Nick looked at me last week and he was like, you can make good food funny, you know? We gotta talk about the food, just because Rachel's cooking, that doesn't mean- We wanna hear about your insight into what's being served, Dylan. I know, but it's just good. You don't need to be negative like me all the time.
Starting point is 00:11:09 I know, but it's just good. You know, it's nothing that's stunning. If there's anything that's really superb, I'll talk about it, but it's just solid, good food. But I actually think that's where the comedy could lie when it's just slightly above average. You be overly effusive in your flowery language that also destroys the food sometimes. I think it would be an exercise in uplifting your own mood, actually.
Starting point is 00:11:32 I'll try it next week. Yeah, give it a shot. So Nicole takes her breasts out. Before that. Hold on. This is the first Captain Lee being shot. I'll have Pat taking first. Way to go, Nick. Thank you for that
Starting point is 00:11:45 Okay, so right before dinner He talks with Eddie and he's like how they do and Eddie says they're all walking on eggshells boss and he says good I like them all walk it around on eggshells great management tactic you old crunchy simpleton. Yeah That guy run she's simple tin. That's exactly what it is. He's just an angry old, simple-minded idiot. I, I, I, bad night did not talk before this, but I also personally can note, walking on eggshells is a bad thing. That means your decisions and actions
Starting point is 00:12:17 are based on anxiousness. If you're being reprimanded. You want to empower your employees to make decisions and then course correct if they make mistakes. Yes, yes, yes. Not walk on eggshells. We were all on the same page tonight. You want to empower your employees to make decisions and then course correct if they make mistakes. Yes Not walk on action. We were all on the same page tonight. Well, I wasn't because I didn't even write it down So I'm struggling a little bit. Thank you guys very much. I mean, I can see how the tits coming out would be seems like more fodder free The wine sack. I mean these things are absolutely nice This I don't know how families act. Maybe they're French and we didn't know. I don't know how families act.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Maybe they're French and we didn't know. I don't think they are. Everybody seemed to be focusing on how weird it was. I actually thought how disgusting it was of Nicole to flaunt those big nockers when her dad lost his tits and surgeries. Oh, I didn't think. Oh, I didn't think.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Such a great point. That is so, it's throwing it in his face that he could have had boobs that big. Everybody was like, oh, look how close his family is. I think she was taking a dig at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't hate him. One of the more interesting parts was when Jake
Starting point is 00:13:15 was looking over the balcony at Nicole in the hot tub and I was thinking, this guy's, you know, he could be flirting with Nicole. I wanted to see... sexually fluid he is uh... he's down to bang guys you're talking about jack or jake yeah he's down to bang girls down to bang guys but is he down to have sex with a lineback uh... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha or not like to you know like what did he say because it wasn't that bad you know would you believe she could play she could play a linebacker position for a division division C team like yeah definitely it's got to be a four three type scenario sure is a little undersized but I see
Starting point is 00:13:56 maybe so Eddie approaches Raina Wells she is sweeping and he lets her know that he overheard her yelling about how he's a one-sided snake to her father. And he gives her some really good advice. He's like the reason why I'm not taking her side is because it would be crazy to do so. You're leaving your shit everywhere and you're not, you're an insane part at the top of the wrong. So I can't. Now we'll talk about his, you know, his HR and his later on, where she confesses to him that she's really going through something and he essentially tells her to get the fuck out of his bedroom, which yeesh, yeah, but in this moment, I am kind of on his side. So where are we next? We've got continued. Oh, no, not yet.
Starting point is 00:14:44 We've got continued bitchy fucking gossip. Like I said, all like Kate and Josiah towards Jess who you know, Kate and Josiah. Well, I have Heather. Well, I feel like Frazier and Heather are getting perilously close to that kind of nasty. Forgive me. But we've talked about it. What do you call what do you call Jess? Dead inside? Yeah, she's dead inside. You call her a cat. She's a cat, she's a cat, a stone catty, those burritos.
Starting point is 00:15:09 But, I mean, my God, Jess and Frazier, do you have anything else to talk about other than shitting on this girl who you can, you have goals. Reach them fast with IU Online's accelerated degree programs. Our six and eight-week courses are taught 100% online and can fit any schedule. Advance your career with a bachelor's in criminal justice. It only takes 10 minutes to apply. Earn an Indiana University degree that's valued around the world. Get started today at IU Online.
Starting point is 00:15:45 around the world. Get started today at IU Online. Who can mold her? Get her to do something basic. Put her back in the laundry room. What the fuck is your gonna do? It's also she doesn't have an attitude problem. No. I mean, I'll take a kind of a lazy worker. It doesn't give me any pushback. Yes. Any day over, you know. Okay, I guess attitude, it's's semantics when you say attitude problem,
Starting point is 00:16:07 but like she gets told to do the simplest thing, like when Heather shows, she's like, this is how I would like it dot, and then Heather cut to Jess and an OTF, and she's like, she could suck my dick. Right, right, right. Somewhat of an attitude, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, not to their face.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Yeah, not to their face, no high rolling. Somewhere in the middle lies the truth. All right, we do have to get to the next morning. Next one, I thought not to their face. Yeah, not to their face. So high rolling. Somewhere in the middle lies the truth. All right, we do have to get to the next morning. Next one, I thought, before we do, let's get to a little bit of green chef. Guys, green chef is a miraculous, miraculous company. Do you want to cook things like Rachel? You can't, but you can come close with green chef. They deliver
Starting point is 00:16:46 fresh produce, premium proteins, and organic ingredients that you can trust. Green chef is the number one meal kit for eating well. I mean, this guy is, he's been keto for you're talking about Nikki. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Nikki's been keto for I think 15 years or something like that. He's slaughtered him. And the hard part about keto, of course, is the preparation. With green chef, you can get the keto box and it's one delicious meal to keep me consistent like I have for the last, yeah, it's been, I would say seven years still. I don't want to speak in hyperbole. Well, yes, well, I was going to jump off of Nikki's point, one of the upsides of Green Chef.
Starting point is 00:17:27 If you listen to our other shows, I really lay into my wife and bitch about her. Every meal is out. You order out. Now that I got Green Chef, at least we can both enjoy making something together in the kitchen. And I don't have to drive out at 8.30 at night, waiting line for 15 minutes at in and out burger.
Starting point is 00:17:44 The box shows up. I'm a happier person. Our relationship, our marriage is better for it. And I give that to Green Chef. And listen, I want to come back to that in one second, but I have to hit two more talking points. So Green Chef's pre-made and pre-measured sauce is dressings and spices. Get you more chef curated flavor and less time. You're not going to go out and get saffron. It's too expensive and you'll have too much of it. If you need it, green chef will give you a tiny little bit for the paella or whatever you're making that evening.
Starting point is 00:18:15 I'm sure it's going to be delicious. Avoid long lines at the grocery store. Green chef is so convenient with pre-portioned easy to follow recipes that are delivered right to your door now. I wanted to ask you, what would be worse going out and waiting in line or in and out or going to Gelsons at 730 on a Friday? Because I can tell you I'd rather wait in five in and out lines and walk into a grocery store, getting all of the ingredients you need to cook that night.
Starting point is 00:18:41 It's a nightmare. Absolutely. That's why Green Chef is here. Look, I don't want to feel like I'm going on a rant here. But it stops you from having to go out and get an order at the fish grill at nine o'clock at night on a Sunday. And then it be ordered at the wrong fish grill. And then you find that out when you call your wife
Starting point is 00:18:58 because she didn't have the goddamn respect to tell you which fish grill she ordered from. And then 20 minutes later, I'm at the other fish grill okay and then I give a really mean strongly worded phone call to my wife about this never happening again thank God we have green chef. Instead have a wonderful night at home cooking with your loved one where do they go Dylan? Well we I was gonna say we've got the talking points down and check personal experience. Yes. You have to go to greenchef.com slash below deck 10 and use code below deck 10
Starting point is 00:19:33 to get 10 free meals including free shipping. That's greenchef.com slash below deck 10 and use promo code below deck 10 to get 10 free meals including free shipping. Hey barnacles call the action. I want to sell a few of these suckers. So if you buy one take a screenshot posted in the Facebook group I'll give you a shout out on the next show. 100% we'll we'll even you'll we'll figure out a perk for that because it's a beautiful thing you're doing.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Not only are you feeding your family, yourself, your body, but you're helping the show grow and you're helping us make good for advertisers. But also keep an annual budget for how much you want to support us, because in 2022, we're gonna be ramming a lot of stuff. So it's gonna be around. Yeah, we've told our advertiser
Starting point is 00:20:18 that we'll literally sell guns. I personally have no moral qualms with that, but there are things I have moral qualms with, which I will still sell. Yeah, we'll sell guns. I personally have no moral qualms with that, but there are things I have moral qualms with, which I will still sell. Yeah, we'll sell anything. So go out and buy it, show some love to the show. Let's get back to it, okay. All right, so guys, the sun hath risen
Starting point is 00:20:38 and we're on to a new day. I'm ready for my breakfast. Rachel wakes up on the goofier side of things. I'm gonna sense my hand. And Raina wakes up on the don't fucking talk to me side of things. This will manifest itself in lots of different yummy yummy's throughout the episode. But first, biscuits and gravy is served for breakfast. It's a delicious offering and french toast and french toast. Her famous French toast, which is, I guess I'll get into it now. I mean, it's fucking, it's bread soaked and custard and grilled in a pan.
Starting point is 00:21:23 I mean, everybody calm the fuck down, please. But best gets engravy, what an insane breakfast to eat. And absolutely insane breakfast to eat. So just continues to get the absolute piss beat out of her by Frazier and Heather. Heather is speaking to her in a super condescending way and Frazier is doing the same and I just don't know what the fuck their fucking problems are.
Starting point is 00:21:48 I guess, you know, now getting your point of view, I kind of see where Heather's coming from. I just don't know if she's in so incompetent that it warrants all the nastyness. Well, because she doesn't do it in a professional manner. It's the pettiness of typical workplace nonsense, but she's the manager. She's an upper management. And then she's got her little double agent there,
Starting point is 00:22:09 her little minion down there, gathering intel for her. This is the worst way you can manage, especially with a small staff like that. It didn't seem like when Jess was in the laundry room, though it wasn't like super organized, and she was moping. It didn't seem like anybody was losing their clothes. Just leave her down there in her dungeon.
Starting point is 00:22:30 I feel like it was working fine. It was fine. Maybe send Frazier in there for two hours, clear it up and then move on. But no one's really doing that much extra work, isn't it? Yeah, and I think that there's this, I don't know, motivation of the producers, like what we got to subject the wealthy to incompetence, but like, you know, it was a better show when
Starting point is 00:22:49 everybody was just more peachy-key. Now it's getting, I said it so many times, it's getting nasty. I don't like pettingness in my TV. It's petty. And none more petty than when she goes down and she confides in Frazier that, you know, she's starting to continue to start to crack again. And it's at this point where Frazier says, hey, just have a better attitude about it. And then proceeds to take it right up the flag pole to the person he admires most on board,
Starting point is 00:23:18 slash the person who he thinks is a shitty at her job, at a job that he could do better. And he tells her everything that she told them. I mean, it's nasty. It's nasty. It might have been a record for someone on my Sienna to get from that bedroom to the gallery. Oh my God. To tell Heather what she did.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Big boat. Somebody clock him. Whatever they have on Star Trek to get you on a planet. And like, that's what he went in. I mean, he zipped up there. It's his number one super hero power, that's what he went in. I mean, he zipped up there. It's his number one superhero power, teleportation. 100%. I wouldn't use it to transport or to teleport
Starting point is 00:23:50 in short distance. To gossip. Yeah, not to gossip. I wouldn't use it to be nasty. But I love Frazier in the beginning of the show. He is turning into an ignorant slut and I'm not a fan of it. So meanwhile,
Starting point is 00:24:00 meanwhile, Captain Lee is goofing during the docking by blowing the I like chocolate chip cookies oops, I just shit my show He is you he is almost deafening his first officer with this horn this goof It's very unprofessional wouldn't be great if one of them turn around said you just blow my hair drum you fuck yeah It does seem a little hypocritical from Lee, who wants everything done by the book. And I have the book.
Starting point is 00:24:29 That horn is a tool. If you hear that horn, it most likely means something. I don't know what, but I think it means something. Quick story. So when I own that tour company on Hollywood Boulevard, on Saturdays and Sundays, it'd be pretty busy down there, traffic wise. And there'd always be these King scenarios.
Starting point is 00:24:45 And I guess the parents used to rent like those limos or what have you. And all the Latina girls would be screaming outside limos. It's a good time. There was this one fucking company where they had like a fog horn. And they would hit that. And it would start children crying on the boulevard.
Starting point is 00:25:03 And I had just had enough. This guy did it, it rocked the boulevard. And I had just had enough. This guy did it, it rocked the boulevard. I just lost my mind. I walked over to the car because you stopped at a stoplight and I said, you ever do that again? I will beat your ass. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:17 And then you're like, get lost, loser. Get lost, loser. When we were children, we just copied things they did on Jackass. So we also got a fog horn and we would go around Walmart. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, we also got a foghorn and we would go around Walmart and ah and pretty straight that people were 12 It was good fun. Oh, we're that guy who's old do something less annoying like grab a shopping cart along the side of your car And just play bowling with it Other cars like to me that's more destructive much more destructive Patrick
Starting point is 00:25:43 I Like to me, that's more destructive. Much more destructive, Patrick. And I ask you this, you know, to somebody who does have a fall corn, a steam whistle going up and down crowded metropolitan areas, is there any other solution other than capital punishment? No. I was expecting you guys to say, yeah. Usually I'm on the other side of it, but nope. Okay, so Rachel does a spot on impression of Captain Lee.
Starting point is 00:26:09 I'm gonna drag my clip through like 14 broken and glad for always something like that. Lavia, Lavia, excuse me. It's so crash. I'm glad you said impression of Captain Lee because like they just like cut two, she was doing a little bit of a voice, but they didn't say anything about Captain Lee,
Starting point is 00:26:24 but they were making fun of Captain Lee. It is one line was confused. You're a joke Captain. You're a joke When she brings you your or Shoes, she's like in her head. She's like you're a joke. She spits in it So as the guest to part the man who survived she the Violent battle with cancer and seeing his daughter's tits turns around and shits on the entire deck roof for the three stooages routine that they had earlier on in the vacation. Now hilarious. Lee is stewing. Well, he says,
Starting point is 00:26:57 because the boat has been embarrassed at this point. Well, he's been mocked. He's a good guy. By the way, what's the primary's name that old guy that survived cancer? Whatever, he's really annoying. He's one of those guys survivor. Like, what's the primary name that old guy that survived cancer? Whatever, he's really annoying. He's one of those guys. He's one of those guys.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Why don't you lick your fingers like that? Because I was gonna look at my notes and I really don't have them on these notes. Oh my God, it was such a deliberate lick of the fingers. Just, he doesn't understand how annoying he's being with this passive aggressive kind of exit review of the boat. Let your tip reflect how you felt about it. Sure, okay.
Starting point is 00:27:24 The tip does, but we'll get there in one So okay, well Lee says as they depart he says people some people should be afraid are you Darth Vader Lee? You Darth Vader people people should be afraid of you People should be afraid That was too quiet. So he is doing, he's furious, he's been embarrassed, the boats been embarrassed, he's been embarrassed. And he's ready to threaten to fire people and threaten to fire people he does. Pat, take it away, I wrote a guy with the tip meeting. Okay, tip meeting.
Starting point is 00:28:04 So everyone's wondering what the guy who's two years away from wearing a diaper will say, he put the fear of God in him. He's very intimidating. All right, do what I'm gonna say, what he said or just lay down the tip. Take it away. Well, all right, let me just say what the tip was.
Starting point is 00:28:16 It's 19 grand and Lee is really upset because this tip is so small based off that slide in. It's really not that small with the tip. It's not that small. That's pretty average actually. And I think honestly that guy wasn't taking the piss, I think he was being earnest, I think he really enjoyed watching those guys try to show. I think he's like,
Starting point is 00:28:33 I think that's like, no, that's the most I was gonna give you. It was a pretty fun. It was a pretty fun. That was a bonus. Yeah, we had a super good time. What really quickly, what Lee has is the poisonous thinking,
Starting point is 00:28:44 or the poisonousness of analogous thinking. They just got down with a $25,000 tip so they get a $19,000 tip and all of a sudden it's chicken little. The sky is falling down. Lee, go wipe your butt. You're wearing a diaper. So the deck team is now on the hook. So after they get done the first meeting, we got we have a second meeting with captain so that's when i he says that they they're like three bear cubs trying to fuck a football which i really hate that one what do you know and then we uh... threatens to fire
Starting point is 00:29:14 everyone for slide gate which is really stupid and they're gonna go on his travel agency with a mogul that they might too early he mentions this travel agency uh... now it's probably right in, am I too early? He mentions his travel agency. Oh, no, it's probably right in here, but yeah, that- Wee does? He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
Starting point is 00:29:29 he's got a bunch of tickets booked for- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, plane ticket waiting for him, courtesy of Captain Lee's travel agency. Let me say this, with Lee, I don't know if you watch this yachting, I don't know if he listens to our coverage of it, because we generally put it behind a paywall. But he would glean from that, that every time you have one of these seasons, you don't know if he listens to our coverage of it because we generally put it behind a paywall. But he would glean from that that every time you have one of these
Starting point is 00:29:47 seasons, you don't spend the entire season being upset with your staff and firing people. There are different ways to do this and he should watch Captain Glenn and season of yawning to see how it's done. 100% kill in the night. Okay? But leave your crew alone during the day. And also, stop talking about eating people's asses. He's... Hey Emma, Carolers! Oh, lovely! Now this, I love. This season, gift Samsung Galaxy Buds 2 Pro and surround the ones you love with the
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Starting point is 00:31:15 buffet i'll take full advantage of it and it's like lee it's creepy okay god so eddie is devastated. The daddy is disappointed in him. But what can you do? You keep tracking it. If Lee is hungry, you pull the pants down and you try not to cry this time.
Starting point is 00:31:37 So, Reina continues to baffle me. She is very, very happy, go lucky with what's transpired. Like she's in a really good mood. And Eddie is like, what do you have to be so happy about right now? You know, rewind 24 hours when she was, you know, I don't want to say inconsolable about being told the Pocoffee cups away, but she's just an odd duck. She's an odd duck. A lot of things can be true at once. Yes. Jake can be kind of a dick how he talks to people. Yes. And also a weirdo.
Starting point is 00:32:10 And Reina can be a complete pain in the ass. Right. Yeah, we've talked about it. Jake looks at everybody as though they're sex toy. He does not see souls. He sees pleasure. And Reina's a lunatic. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Jake is colligula. So, Wes, we're getting ready for the night out, I think. Wes is ready for Jess, you know, it's kind of getting lubed up, it's gonna happen. And Jess is ready to lay down and watch Netflix. But we do have to go out. Can I give a real quick meanwhile of all the various interactions? And then we can indulge and open up more discussion about those various interactions.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Love it. Meanwhile, after painkillers are served, Jess and West chat and she's kind of bummed and I don't get it. Eddie tells the team they will be practicing, uh, setting up the slide the next day. Great. Meanwhile, Heather and Jake flirt. She take a mustache ride if she wasn't taken.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Frazier and Rainer bond and chain smoke. Jess and Wes continue to be boring, but cute. She's waiting for kiss. And Eddie just wants to go to bed. Oh, and Rachel took a shit. Yeah, perfect. She was gone the entire time they're at the restaurant. They have one shot of her going into the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Yeah. She's drinking under the kitchen sink. So anyways, let's, yes, let's drill down on some of these. Did you bring up Jake's super tight story that he told to the table? No. No, he was just absolutely holding core with fucking everybody in his boat and then high five in the captain, classic Jake. He didn't have a punchline for it.
Starting point is 00:33:44 He couldn't get in get it was no punchline It was this one time I fucked a girl I wasn't supposed to and my boss thought it was tight Do you guys think it's tight to he thought his I do he thought there was gonna be an eruption of laughter everybody's like yeah, we met you Dude beautiful people. And he's still so confident after that. That interaction, it would cripple me for the rest of the night. If something like that, I'm prepared.
Starting point is 00:34:13 You're a good looking young man, but I have to tell you, Jake gets away with this because people do want to take a ride on that mustache. Yes, yes. And, but as he ages, he will share stories like this with a table and we'll realize as he gets older. And it's tough to get that.
Starting point is 00:34:27 The laughs are not as bright and is loud. They're diminished and tone. And then you just realize, oh, maybe I should stop talking. Is that the whole reason you decided to podcast with us? Because frequently stories such as those will sneak in. And we laugh. We laugh. But they're much more detailed. But I can't always have a beginning will sneak in and we laugh. We yes, but they're more they're more detailed
Starting point is 00:34:46 But I can't we have a beginning middle at an end. Oh, I'm not saying you're I'm not equating the storylines But essentially like the sexual nature I'm right there in age and I'm assuming you go out there with different friends like someone like the the Glen Whitman's of the world And their families and you try to tell a story like that and they don't quite land right? I wouldn't talk his wife now Whitman loves everything I'm throwing down. Oh yeah, absolutely. Hey, you guys want to hear a story?
Starting point is 00:35:09 He's got the story to say. So this one time, crazy Lana put her finger up my bum. Lorraine, Patrick are children at the table. Belana is someone. Oh yeah. Oh, if we could explain. I've been conflating the two the entire time. How could you not?
Starting point is 00:35:24 So Glenn was with me by the time that I got a hand job from a girl with a finger so There was and listen all these stories of hatred and I can't slice another podcast network so Because there was no lesson learned You know that first time that Jay had sex with a person that he wasn't supposed to he's going to try his hands at fucking another one Now boo boo Heather good on you for not going in on it But I want to ask you guys if you were her boyfriend watching this Still wouldn't really be happy about the whole you know pumpkin. Let me pierce your ear kind of thing like it was Not quite cheating, but I mean, good God.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Was this close? Yeah, yeah. I'd say this, if you're dating a C-Rat, I think you accept certain. C-Ratness? Yes. Oh, that's a good one. Was it?
Starting point is 00:36:17 Yeah, C-Ratness. C-Ratness, great. And also, Jake is such a piece of shit. You know, he knows she has a boyfriend now. So cut it out. Stop looking at people like they're sex toys for your coming pleasure. You know she has a boyfriend now. So cut it out. Stop stop looking at people like their sex toys for your coming pleasure. You're a fucking deviant. So Wes and Jess have a very awkward little thing going on here where Jess really wants Wes to just kiss her. And
Starting point is 00:36:36 I'm with with Jess, you know, Wes just lean in and sweep her off her feet, but there's also this thing where Jess keeps talking about how she doesn't like anybody and she's tired and the only people she needs in her life are her grandparents. So if I was west, I'd be a little confused too. Oh, yeah, his dreams are dashed after you hear that monologue. Oh, and not to mention, she said she'd like to smoke a joint and go to bed. Yeah, and big facts. He has no game, but also big facts.
Starting point is 00:37:05 She is Vanessa Bayer in what we do in the shadows. She is such a bummer. But there was, there was when she started throwing out these singles, I'm tired, I just wanna go to bed, smoke a joint, blah blah blah. But there were so many moments before, it almost seemed like set up in a rom-com, where like fireworks would go off and find them.
Starting point is 00:37:24 I was like, what? Do it, do it. And even when she is saying things like, oh, I'm tired, whatever. She talked about how she's usually guys being more suave. That means she's around aggressive creepers. So when she's like, oh, I'm tired, they're like, get smeared. And she'd be down. Yeah, it's the only thing that's going to sweep off her face. All right. So the gang gets into the vans, they give Wes and Jess an opportunity to ask them a long time. I love that episode of Holly's Study of Bode Out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:52 What is the gang takes the vans? The gang gets in the vans. I'm sorry. That was a really good one. Question, question. What? All right, so we're gonna, I guess we kind of have to address the N word in the room.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Oh, that's right. What? I don't know. Yeah? I don't know. Yeah, I didn't know. I take notes and stuff and do we hear her say that? Okay, so this really confused the fuck out of me because there was this portion in the show where Heather does say it for the first time.
Starting point is 00:38:19 She does, we hear her say it. She, they rewound it only when they rewound. Oh, okay. Did I notice it? And it's not because I'm a Clansman it's just because it happens very very quickly and then there was this very confusing like The music goes out on the entire scene when Heather after she says it and she's looking for her person It reminded me of that accidental mummy trailer that came out where all of the sound was wrong. Oh right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:38:46 It just completely threw me. I was like, what is happening here? I thought it was a very... The Tom Cruise, the Tom Cruise. What a horrible movie. Oh, okay. Well, sorry, go ahead. I just thought it was a very effective tactic by Bravo,
Starting point is 00:38:58 because we don't notice it, but there is almost a constant music bed in this show. And there's quick cuts and there's no space between any talking, but there is almost a constant music bed in this show. And there's quick cuts and there's no space between any talking, but in this moment, you could hear forks being set down. We just at this, we knew the gravity of the situation. The whole reign was seeming okay. This would not be the last.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Who did she say it to and how was it said? Like what? Rayna was walking ahead of her and she said this blank talking about Jake, I think, and then Heather just repeated it. Yeah, oh, okay. They were playing the repeater, but we'll get to. She's dropped it again. She's very comfortable and having a great time tonight. But yeah, just really quickly about the music bed, I wanted to make a joke about it. The royalty free library that Bravo has access to is like the size of the mother ship in Independence Day. Like you walk in, it's just files and files and files.
Starting point is 00:39:54 And I'm sorry that I went back. Oh, one fun thing that the Barnett says, man, we've interviewed so many people that work on these, so many sea rats. Yeah. A couple of times they mentioned that one of the bombers are working on the boat when they're filming is they don't actually get to play any music because Bravo can't pay. So it is a music list journey when they're filming. Hence, the silent disco drive the preference sheet meeting. All right. So yes, we do have this first
Starting point is 00:40:22 Yes, we do have this first N word dropped here and then we get back to To the boats so Jake and Heather are Just being being Syrats in in the Crewmaster whatever you call it and I think they're singing some gangster some made up gangster song that they up with. Maybe it was some famous rap song that I don't know. I think it was the former. But she says the word again and Reyna, and kind of a drunk and stupor is like,
Starting point is 00:40:54 what in God's name are you thinking? I don't think she said it within this rap moment. You don't think she did? I think Reyna, maybe I'm wrong, but I think rena was referencing back because Jack was like she did said and Heather's like I didn't say it because they all thought they were talking about this instance But I felt like rena was talking about when they were walking out of the bathroom I thought she said it twice regardless She said at once which is a no at some point rena said it was when you were walking out of the bathroom
Starting point is 00:41:21 So she pinpointed when she heard it okay Okay, so Reina brings it up to her, you know, you can get canceled like that. And Heather, you can see the blood just drain from her face. And I hope she's okay. Yeah, yeah, I hope she's all right. No, she's doing fine. She's issued a blanket, note, note pat apology on Instagram. Um, thank God that she is not, um, you know, more famous because this would have been,
Starting point is 00:41:53 uh, you know, uh, Armageddon kind of shit on Twitter. Um, she's definitely not coming back to Bravo. I don't think that they could that they'll hire her back again after saying this. They've had her on a W.H.L. to help dish 4-1-1 in Andy's clubhouse. Did he drag her over the colds? No, I mean, it was before we heard this,
Starting point is 00:42:16 but still, if she was like persona non grata, I feel like they wouldn't have her on. But either way, I would like to hear you guys's knots on her apology. Oh yeah. Is it long or brief? No, it's brief. It's brief. I'm sorry for the hurt my ignorance caused Raina in tonight's episode. Well, I apologize to Raina throughout the season. I cannot express how truly remorseful I am.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Part of my responsibility as Chief Stewardess is to provide a welcoming, safe environment for the crew and I fell short. Over the past nine months since this episode was filmed, I have learned how my words and actions can affect others and how I vow to do better in the future. Zero knots. Zero knots, you don't know you're not supposed to say the end word yet dig down what the fuck. What in God's name is wrong with you.
Starting point is 00:42:59 But how about give me some knots on my reading? A great reading, hundred knots on my reading. Hundred knots, where's the slowest? Zero knots on the apology a great reading hundred nuts. Where's the Slough? Nuts on the apology. I give her 72 knots. I mean what it's hard is going on How do you say that around a black person? I mean the You're filming a TV show. How drunk are you? He's this would this would be my apology. I'm sorry I said the end word. I definitely shouldn't say the end word This would be biopology. I'm sorry I said the N word.
Starting point is 00:43:22 I definitely shouldn't say the N word. Okay. What else could he say? You wouldn't say that though. You really the N word. The N word. You never would. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:43:33 So, all right. Moving on from three white guys talk about race. A fan favorite segment. Oh, the audience loves it. All right. I think we did it the best we could. Yeah, it's best we could, but it is quite funny to see Heather go, I'm gonna go to sleep.
Starting point is 00:43:50 And then she goes in and just like, Reina made me feel like shit out there. That fucking rubs. I'm not a fan of Heather's, by the way. There's something that this was another. Being this confident for a 25 year old is gross. 25 year old people are not supposed to be this confident. I don't like someone who's all type A and driven,
Starting point is 00:44:12 but then also thinks they're cool. Don't freestyle rap. You're either one or the other. Such a great point. Great point. Great point. All right. So I'm moving on to the next morning, but before we do,
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Starting point is 00:46:21 as a stocking stuff for Christmas. Yeah. Say try it. just try it. And it's so softens the blow too, because let's say somebody's got spideys where they've got some type of Moses bush down there. And you say, hey, I'd like you to clean yourself up a little bit. If there's no gift exchange, if it's just criticism,
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Starting point is 00:47:28 Rainer wakes up and is struggling with what the dumb 25 year old blond said the night previously in the form of the N word. Now, she'll, it's not funny at all. It's not funny at all, but it is slightly funny how she's kind of trying to figure out how to place this bombshell piece of news. And the problem with her is that she's delivering it to Floridian Seerats.
Starting point is 00:47:56 So it's never going to really get Heather thrown over. No, she's definitely not a teacher's convention in Southern California. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. or if no she's definitely not a teacher's convention right in southern California yes yeah yeah yeah and I think she could run it up the flagpole to Lee but you know Lee is in the shitter she can't find him anywhere no one can find him unless there are cameras around and it's time for him to be on lenses she actually absolutely went flames on her Instagram story last night. Oh really? I mean more dashes than you can see with a naked eye. You need a microscope to see how many little stories
Starting point is 00:48:32 she put. But someone did say the fact that you were alone in all of this speaks volumes. Did you go to Captain Lee? She said he knew and just didn't care to talk to me. Oh boy. He acted dumb the whole season to save his ass. Sad. She threw a salad there. Oh, let's get right on. She's talking. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:48:50 I don't like her that much, but maybe she can turn me around. Rain is fun. And she also was trying to get Heather fired and cut out of this show. They said, Bravo needs to make an example of Heather. No, someone, it was like Bravo needs to make an example of Heather that's unacceptable, keep her head up, I love you. She said, I hope they do, it made me really sad, nothing was done, and they kept rewarding her. She said she's taking therapy,
Starting point is 00:49:12 she's feeling very discouraged. This really rocked the world, the comments from that dumb 24-hour film. Oh, interesting. I hope it does, and it's weird that it doesn't seem like it's going to because bravo is the network that brought you Ebony K Williams to the Real Housewives of New York. How is Heather just going to skate by?
Starting point is 00:49:32 Well, they also brought you Ramona too from the same French. Absolutely. Let me say this. The audience may forget this, but I remember party Pete who didn't say anything this crazy on or insensitive on his actual season, but post being on the show did some Instagrams or something. It's a meme. Bravo.
Starting point is 00:49:51 What was the meme again? It was a black woman chain, so he was like, oh, and it was like, this is like, this is like how I fuck or something. Oh, good. Okay, good way back.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Well, what they did was the show was already in the can, and they just edited them out. Right. So when they'd go out drinking at night, you could see where the way they were kind of cutting the shelf. It's like he wasn't even at the dinner table. He was the boyfriend on the far end of the family picture.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Exactly. Here's the problem. Even though Bravo was altruistic in their intentions to bring equality and here all racism, it was. Representation diversity. Heather is this 25 year old firecracker who's already achieved the position of chief's dude and has their ability to deliver one liners while still getting fucked up and are ass-macked in a hot tub. So it's really hard to cancel. You're saying that Heather is Mani Ramirez throwing the 75 year old, the front of the front office guy down a flight.
Starting point is 00:50:46 The man hits 40 home. Right, right, right. All right. Now, what you guys talking about is very interesting, but what I'm obsessed with at this moment, with that particular Instagram story, your leaning forward. It's very fact that Lee knew the entire time,
Starting point is 00:50:59 but it doesn't address it. Right. Rayna, this is old patio over here. I'm gonna hit you up right after I finish the show. I want you to come on our show. And I want you to tell me and get it out there on this show which will get picked up by media that Captain Lee knew that she did this
Starting point is 00:51:14 and he did nothing about it and didn't address it because that doesn't work for Lee. That is lurching forward at the opportunity to get Lee fired on this. I want Lee fired because him and Sandy know everything that happens on this boat. And then they pick and choose what they'll pretend that they know or don't know, which is disgusting.
Starting point is 00:51:31 And Lee, I'm gonna get you off this show. Buddy, you are gonna be my work for the next 24 hours. And I've had many people go down. First, you don't want my attention for 24 hours, Lee. Just go to Doug Allen's podcast and see the reviews Look at those reviews. There's other people. Do you really want to get the man fired? Oh, yeah, I hate him I think it'd be fun. He's got enough money. He should retire anyway stupid. Yeah, go fucking burn down another crack If he's doing this all right, so she's the only black person on the boat this girl used the N word three times
Starting point is 00:52:03 She goes she goes to a direct supervisor brings it up and we'll get to Eddie and how he does it. Ah, you know, people say things. They do, hey, let's get along here awesome. Hey, come on. And she's like, okay, thanks, Johnny Neutron or whatever the fuck she's calling. She's coming.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Okay, then we hear that Lee, the ultimate person in charge, doesn't address it to make her feel comfortable in any way. He's a fucking scumbag. And that's what's so shocking about this. Again, it's the network that brought us up in the K-Williams. The fact that this was known by Dunn by Heather, person of power on the boat, Dunn, ignored by Eddie, Rain is boss, and then ignored by Lee. That is insane to me that this happened on a Bravo show,
Starting point is 00:52:47 and they're just gonna sweep it under the rug. I'm shocked that they didn't talk to Bravo and get to her today. I mean, she's ready to talk! I went online and I was like, are people flipping out about this and I just didn't see that much chatter? The cover-up, don't get me wrong, the end word's horrible, but the cover-up is worse, could be worse than the crime. The fact up, don't get me wrong, the end words horrible,
Starting point is 00:53:05 but the cover up could be worse than the crime. The fact that they don't address it. Ooh, 24 hours Lee, I'm just gonna be a busy little beaver. In this climate on this network for that to have happened to a black woman on this boat and then everyone, just, it's what. Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Get over it. Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's like, right, right, right, right, right, right. Get over it. Yeah. No, I'm not saying it's bad. No one should say the other word. I don't want anybody to say the other word. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Starting point is 00:53:35 I don't want anybody to say the other word. Well, you can do nothing. Lee's ruined many lives by how he deals with employees on the show or how he goes on to talk about people. Look what he did to Carolyn Badell. He didn't pretend to know anything about that and had nothing to say about it once it was shown. Yes. I would just like to quote Marcus Aurelius.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Please. You have power over your mind, not outside events. Realize this and you will fight strength. Yeah, and okay. Yeah, whatever, still. But I'm not saying that it's, you know, I'm not trying to make it a bigger thing that it is. I'm just surprised that it's happening to this degree being swept under the rug on this network. It's Andy's, Comedia Del Andy, it's wild. So we have to move on to the preference sheet. MIG!
Starting point is 00:54:41 But what a violent shift from from really intense conversation to the best part arguably of this show. Co primaries, Chelsea and Michael Gunnela. They're a San Francisco based couple that are obsessed with travel and food. But due to a recent bicycle accident, Chelsea will be coming aboard with her jaw-wired shot. Oh my god. They can't stop her from chartering, can they?
Starting point is 00:55:00 She will be unable to consume any solid food. She'll drink a boost for breakfast, an intro for dessert. Somebody will order pancakes. She'll just sip the scissor. Michael is a senior vice president at Salesforce. With only a bachelor's degree, Michael is quite the resume. 11 years at IBM, nine years at Gap,
Starting point is 00:55:20 11 years at Visa, and the last seven at Salesforce. Salesforce is a big company. Dinner night one, they want traditional, Cotation dishes, followed by a silent disco. I think they want to eat dolphin. Can I see that word? C-A-T-A-C-E-A-N. I think it's dolphin.
Starting point is 00:55:41 It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it must be that. It's like, it's like water mammals. Right. F it must be that it's like it's like water mammals right Followed by a silent disco. Could it have been crustacean? No, no, no, no I looked it up and that's how I knew learn that word. Okay Dinner night two a black and gold glam party Just basically makes oh and also when they said that they want a quotation Authentic Citation dishes. Yeah Rachel said fuck that they want a Cotation, authentic Cotation dishes. Rachel said fuck.
Starting point is 00:56:05 So like, it must be something she's not super familiar with. But in God's name is Cotation. I think it's whale and dolphin. Dinner night one, they want you to, oh no, dinner night two, black and gold glam party. And that's it, that concludes the preference sheet. It was pretty quick today, they gave me a lot of preference sheets, but I did quote Kanye through the wire.
Starting point is 00:56:25 You guys did pick up on it. And I looked at Michael Gunnellas LinkedIn. Yeah, I was wondering if they had written that rhyme on the preference sheet meeting. And that, oh, that does conclude the preference. Oh, no, that is from Kanye's absolute classic off of college dropout through the wire, which he filmed two weeks after a near-fatal car. And he had his jaw wired shut just like Chelsea. On another
Starting point is 00:56:50 podcast show, I want to talk about our culture moments. Last culture east is one of my favorite podcasts. Wow. Ask their guests. What's the culture that defines here? The film, the artist, the era. He's so fucking Kanye West. I mean, this guy is, I mean, it's, it's fucking, it's all Kanye West and all Aaron Rodgers. That's a lot of weed, Nicky. You're going to be able to handle, we got another show we got to do. That's, that's a lot of weed, Nicky. And that's been a lot of talking for us tonight. I think we can wrap it, right? We do, we need to talk about Eddie. That's that's a lot of weed, Nikki. And that's been a lot of talking for us tonight. I think we can wrap it right. We do we need to talk about it. It's just she reigns upset and just at the end at night time she talks with Eddie and he just kind of. She tells
Starting point is 00:57:36 it talks a lot, but says nothing. She tells him that Heather said the end word. And he says, well, you know, people are different or some like some platitude that made no sense, again, insane, absolutely insane. I don't know, I don't think these, well, it's maritime law. These people in management positions, do they have to go to any H in our sessions to understand how they deal with a complaint
Starting point is 00:58:00 like this from an employee? Someone said the N word, then you say, I, you know, I'm very sorry, that happened to you, who said it, what context was it in, and then you say, are you able to work with this person anymore? I'm going to speak with them. If they say I'm not comfortable working them,
Starting point is 00:58:16 then you gotta go up to Lee, and you gotta say this happened. 100%. This is, we have some, you've always gotta worry about the boat, two in lawsuits and all that stuff. This is how I got fired by Anna Kroish. Well this is now you got drunk too much and you threaten to pop. But he was uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you've not left us a review yet, guys,
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