Another Below Deck Podcast - I'll Slap the Table | Summer House S10 E14

Episode Date: May 9, 2026

Ruby, Pat and Dylan are back to break down slapping things, smirking at things, love, lover boy, the Lorax, wonderful human beings and more from Bravo's Summer House.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

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Turns the wife on. Is that a spell? It's a dragon name. Do you smell like a dragon when you wear it? I got my first real six string Bored out till my fingers bled Was the summer of 16 Hi hello and welcome to Bad TV

I'm Dylan, that is Pat Great to be here Ruby is joining us as well Hello Ruby Hello Dylan, hello Pat How are you? Hello Ruby We are here to break down

The Patreon exclusive recap Of Bravo's Summer House Boy, what an episode was I believe the penultimate We're gearing up towards the end of the season Doesn't get any more intense than that last couple minutes of that. Chill the fuck out. Chill the fuck out, Kyle.

Hey, chill the fuck out. Carl is not a good. Carl would be a bad hostage negotiator. You know it would be a great one? Lindsay? No, I was going to say me. Oh. Do you think I'd be a good one?

I don't know. Guys, enough with this. We have to get into Summerhouse. We have to give our turkey sandwiches, although we should say that evidently, there are nudes of West out there. Garbage tits let me know that she'd seen West's, uh, West's, uh, there's no, it's co. Oh, wow. Have you heard of this? No, but I mean, they all kind of look the same. That's not true. His face is in it. So have you seen it? No, and I want to make that very clear. Um,

I have not seen it. I do not think that anyone should be looking at nudes. Yeah, that's weird. And I think also, if you inquire about it, like, that's kind of weird too. But apparently his face was in it, but he made it clear on his podcast with Sophie Cunningham that he was not hard in the photos. Thank you. West. Let's get into the show. Well, we got to give our turkey sandwiches. Yeah, I know.

Oh, okay. Why don't you start? Sure. This was a great episode. Very intense. Yeah. Lots of. what's the word for faux pa's on multiple cast members parts

faux pa's yeah for papas yeah uh Sierra telling Kyle that she'd already spoken to Amanda my a separation and that's Sierra Sarah was pretty cool with it I know these people are supposed to be fake TV friends but ouch Kyle took that pretty well by the way good could you for one second actually for one second imagine that no I would be heartbroken. One of my wife's friends comes up to me at the beach and says, hey, by the way, I've been talking to Shari, I know you guys have been fighting a little bit. Anyway, I told you guys should separate and she said, yeah, that's a pretty good idea. Let me pitch an idea, okay? Why don't you two stop living with one another for a certain amount of time? Oh, I'm sure he would never want to do that.

Oh, no, I talk to her. She's into it. Oh. Hmm. Yeah. I think I'm going to go kill myself. Yeah, that would be really, really sad, actually, to hear. Second full pop. Yeah. Amanda and those meaningless proclamations about loyalty to Sierra, those were amazing. Yikes. Well, I want to get into the psyche of one Amanda Petula, this episode, Mojave's son. There's a lot of, there's a lot of sadness afoot.

We'll get into it. Let me finish my turkey sandwiches. Lastly, Mother Hubbard, speaking for Amanda and Kyle's dying career, DJing career or whatever. and she really just worked him up at that table. I mean, it's needed. I mean, that's where the drama comes. Mother Hubbard has a purpose on this show. And she just wound him up, wound the table up.

And I have to say this, I am really curious of, all right, let's say, let's say we didn't know about the cheating or whatever with West and Amanda post this. Do you think Amanda, look, you should never tell your wife to fuck. off. Okay. I don't, I haven't ever done that. But her smiling across him, across from him at the table with a joker smirk on his face as Lindsay Hubbard is busting his balls is a really subtle way of saying fuck you to him, in my opinion. There is zero chance you've never said fuck off to Shere. You got to be kidding. No, I don't think I have. Really? No. You see, as you get older in relationships, you realize you can do the same thing like Amanda did to Kyle.

Oh, right. To give the same. Like, Smirks. Yeah. Well, no, no, no. You just, you go like,

you want to call your wife a BITCHH. You know, you can't do that because then you're just going to get trapped in the mud with that. Right. The argument will just turn into how you call there a BITCH. Yeah. No, you go,

you're acting like a real nasty B right now. Oh, and that doesn't count. Yeah, no, Pat's figured out all of the workarounds and Ruby actually went to the closet. 90 turkey sandwiches.

90 turkey sandwiches. I'm going to give my turkey sandwiches. How many did you give? 90. I'm going to give it to do do do do to do to do to do to do 90 turkey sandwiches too. I think when we get to the conversation with Amanda

and Mia, we see something on display that is truly heartbreaking. I think there are a few people on this planet that have lower self-worth than Amanda. Amanda Petula. She tells Mia that the guy that she's currently banging is not good enough for Sierra. And I think there's a world where she legitimately means that. She's like, I'm a piece of fucking disgusting trash. And so is West. Sierra is such a lovely human being. I think West is not good enough for her. Meanwhile, I'm in love with him. It's really, there's a lot of stuff going on,

but it was a really fun episode. Mama Hubbard, feuding with Michael Rappaport. Did you know I had a baby? It's really just magnificent stuff. I'm going to give it. I mean, I already gave it, but I wanted to amend it,

but I'll just stick with 90. Ruby, go ahead. Okay. I, the only thing that I don't agree with you on is I do not believe that Amanda was having sex with West at this point. I really don't think that they were liaising. Explain the chair.

the chair. Explain the chair. It's crazy for you. Ruby explained it. He moves it so far. I think they have an emotional, this is what I think. If they were fucking, he would have stood up and gotten in Kyle's face and been like, don't fucking talk to her like that. I genuinely believe that. Now let me say, if they are, if I'm having sex with you and cheating on my husband and he starts feeling me like that and you move a chair and without making eye contact, she bishly said, Don't talk to her. Talk to, talk to Lindsay.

We're never having sex again. Okay. Stay in your chair. Okay. She is either dumb or diabolical. I actually don't know which one. This episode made me, I want to buy tickets to Kyle Cook's Marquis, whatever shows. I hope he becomes the most wealthy residency DJ or whatever he wants.

I hope he explodes in his career. and I don't want to be that person. You made me that person, Amanda, when you sat across him from that table, 93 turkey sandwiches. This is really, truly unbelievable. It's Shakespeare and how we now are rooting for Kyle Cook, the little drunken dwarf that he spent the last nine years completely blackout drunk being obnoxious and cheating on this girl.

Yeah, I'm definitely not. I'm not rooting for anybody. It's very clear to me. And Ruby always zags, I think, where we, Zig? I think I'm pretty consistent. A lot of things can be true at once. He ruined that relationship. She was way too young. She did not get to live out her 20s like she, a normal 20s. She's too awful people getting married to one. There you go. That's what it is. Just too awful people. I equate. I equate Amanda Betula to Brittany Cartwright. You knew exactly who you were marrying. So it's difficult for me to sit here and have this like, although I have way more sympathy for Brittany. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grow up Amanda. He cheated on you the whole time. Not in hell. Did you see the mayonnaise?

Did you see the mayonnaise? What? On the valley. You know I hate mayonnaise. It was a startling about of mayonnaise. I get fat when I look at mayonnaise. I got my first real six string. Boated out the fiber until my fingers bled.

Was the summer of 69.