Kill James Bond! - Insistence on Fish | Below Deck Down Under S1 E6

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

Permission to come aboard as Dylan is back in the saddle and rejoins Nick and Pat to discuss insane solutions for belated dinner service, Ryan's insistence on serving fish, whether or not Kermit is a good chief stew, and the rest of episode 6 of Below Deck Down Under! The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Support our sponsors:Magic MindVisit https://MagicMind.co and use promo code “Jason” for 20% off.Rothy'sGet $20 off your first purchase at https://rothys.com/BELOWDECKAthletic GreensVisit https://athleticgreens.com/BELOWDECK for FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchaseBetterhelpOur listeners get 10% off their first month at https://Betterhelp.com/BelowDeckDameBELOWDECK to take 15% off your first order at https://dameproducts.comFollow our audio versions of Another Below Deck PodcastApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/another-below-deck-podcast/id1216741721Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1rmalsUw5vtXAXWo6RwsRx?si=8hzGWOciRJ6A9UKUpDV8CA&dl_branch=1Check out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.comWe also cover Bachelor Nation very week on Another Bachelor Podcasthttps://bit.ly/AnotherBachelorPodcast_YouTube

Thank God we have Magda there to save this entire night. She's going to show off her burlesque skills as Marilyn Monroe because it's Casino Royale. Huh? However random an idea it is, at least she's trying something, you know? What a take. Asia's right? No. No.

What? It's like, oh my God, there's a fire the fire shoot it you know what i honestly Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of Another Podcast Network presents the Patreon exclusive recap of Peacock's Below Deck. Dan Anda, I'm Dylan Saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Ahoy, mateys. Pat producer of the podcast is over there behind my glasses. Permission to come aboard permission granted

we've been in this studio for like two and a half hours so we don't need to do the whole back from Argentina thing but you guys did a great job thanks for holding down the fort thanks for covering episode 5 I'm excited to get into episode 6 cool any PSAs?

alright let's get into our rating scale of pots and knots in a fan favorite segment called pots and knots um or thoughts and knots my brain is just elsewhere it's just dead right now uh pat why don't you go first okay um just a decent episode um i will say the highlights of the episode are and i don't think a lot of people caught this but there's some mental warfare going on between little Eunice and what do you call Ryan pizza pizza rat pizza

rat Philly trash fuck face they hate each other Ryan tells us in the camera he thinks she's a ratchety bitch I believe he used the c-word too but the way that she counters this becauseatchety bitch i believe he used the c word too uh but the way that she counters this because i think she knows uh that he hates him is uh every meal she

will order scrambled eggs with a side of avocado because she knows that bothers him so much i truly enjoyed that it was a chess match such a huge fan of eunice you are massive i like him too kareem seems like it's a it's a woman yeah i said it he's a dude her no i know you said he was a dude but you're that's not right i actually oh sorry i am now actually picking up a bad thing laying down and how close to eunuch do you have to be dylan before you start getting the hint uh eunice has a unique situation going on down what's unique about it is that she's had a vagina her entire life okay hold on let me get to kareem here let me get to kareem and i don't know how all these people know each other i guess i'd have to go back and listen the

episode where nick did the preference sheet but um kareem i liked coffee gate burnt cream and i caught this little thing because i want to see how other the other half would you microwave this oh you did i can't wait to get to your thoughts on that don't give them now a little side cart of fucking honey with your coffee in the morning yeah i've never tried it but i will i i told i think i told this story when you weren't here dylan, on a podcast. I'd never had a Perrier with a little splash of lemon in or lime in it. What a delightful thing that the other half have probably been experiencing for years, but not this little guy from a yucky, gross town. That's so shocking.

Now, a couple of questions. Are you speaking of Perrier with lemon? Yeah. Now, are you speaking of Perrier in the bottle with lemon, or are you talking about Perrier with a lemon wedge? With a lemon wedge. Okay, all right. That's classy.

It's delightful when you try it for the first time. You're like, why haven't I done this? So anyway. Lemon LaCroix is better, but I'm shocking that you, of all people, didn't know the magnificence of that drink. I knew, Dylan. Because you're the one that has always told me,

and I've picked this up and I use it at restaurants now. Just order the Sparkling. It sets you off immediately on the right foot with the waitstaff. They know if you're paying up for water, you're going to pay up for other things. And you're not, but it just gives you a longer leash.

100%. Well, that's my point, Dylan. I'm a changed man. Now I want the better things in life. I mean mean how many more years do I got on this planet have I got a bad drinking habit and all my leg shakes in here like 12

I hope I hope I know it's your thoughts and thoughts but Pat being blown away by the just the little bit of lemon in his water it's a simple thing

is reminding me of a film he has not seen the other guys where Will Ferrell is blown away by the cucumber in the water by David the

It's the same thing. A simplistic addition like that can be life changing. I can't wait to hear what you're about to say about the episode. So just for those reasons Jersey boys. I don't want to go that far because come on you got to save the scale.

There's no such thing as 100 dots. Why don't we go go that far because, come on, you got to save the scale. You know, there's no such thing as 100 dots, you know. Why don't we go 22? No. I'm going to go next if you don't mind. I don't. Was last week more shitting on Ryan or less shitting on Ryan? I don't remember. We were aggressive. I don't like the guy.

We don't hate him as much as you. I do. Well, no, no, no. I was saying in the show, but regardless. Those are ethos of my thoughts and not. I loved this episode because it was the first episode that I have seen where Ryan gets his teeth kicked in for being a pizza

rat, filthy, filthy human being. Eunice dominates him. Uh, Wika to Kiki or whatever his name is. What's his name? Kareem.

Kareem. Absolutely dominates him. I love that. We're getting a little curtain peel back into just how shoddy this entire operation is. I thought it was a lovely episode. 22 pots. Yeah. I didn't even get into that Marilyn Monroe thing. Jesus fucking Christ.

I'm so excited. What was that? I'm so excited. You know what? 23 pots. Great episode. How magnanimous of you. Yeah. Magnanimous of you uh yeah uh magnanimous

sorry no I'm I'm apologetic that I didn't do it first uh I enjoyed the episode quite a bit I really if I gave you any impression that I didn't hate Ryan I hate Ryan

and I hated him way more tonight. The way he – I'm no stranger to colorful language. I'll swear. I'll cuss. I'll throw out a curse word every now and then. But the way Ryan speaks about people, and then he says it to other people, like this assumption that you feel the same way but no you're disgusting and you're gross and just don't talk about people that way and he's so

lazy i really hate him yeah and i've never been more uncomfortable than that marilyn morrow thing not gonna get ahead of myself but jesus christ that was like watching some of the more uncomfortable parts of the office 22 no no no 92 knots uh love that you brought up the office. 22? No, no, no, no. 92 knots. Love that you brought up the office. Watched the fun run on the plane ride today. The greatest episode of The Office. I. M.

O. So many great lines from that episode. Well, I'm happy I could bring that up for you. So last we left off, Ryan had tried to serve cured fish to people who did not want that. His response was to blame Aisha for telling the guests what was for dinner. Like that would have helped the situation

in any way, shape, or form. He then accuses her of having shit for brains while he spends 20 minutes with a dab torch cooking the crudo. Was this on their preference sheet i know a lot of shows it wouldn't surprise me though if the sheet said in bold no raw fish you know me i don't really bother myself with the specifics of what is on the preference sheet when i do the preference sheet memory loss you got to keep it behind yeah well i'm i'm more saying i focus on some other

more important parts that help you. Yep. Well, I was going to say, I thought we were going to get back on track with this dinner service. Yeah. When apparently Ryan looked at the preference sheet with a blindfold on because his seven-course meal comprising of only fish will be difficult to pull off when one of the charter guests marked no fish on their preference sheet. I actually see that now.

That's exactly what happened. Blindfold on, he went, put his finger on it, lifted it up. He's like, oh, fish. But the whole sentence was, don't like fish. Yeah, and he wasn't pointing at a preference sheet. He was touching Magda inappropriately with that finger. Yeah, creep. Creep.

So Taika Waititi walks down and he overhears Shitface say that he doesn't think that the guests are going to be happy with anything. Now, Ryan gets hit with a, quote, oh, a little unexpected? Because Kareem heard everything. And he just shrivels up like a little fucking worm that lost his father on 9-11 2009.

Where are you at, tough guy, huh? You groveling bitch. You keep that same energy, you groveling bitch. You groveling bitch. Hey, Dylan, before we continue, can I go on record? You know, I defended Ryan and your criticism up until this point. and your criticism up until this point. But I need to acknowledge my mistakes because cooking for TikTok dopes or grizzled rock whores

is a different story than a picky gay man with expectations. One of those expectations being you read the preference sheet. Completely unreasonable. And don't talk shit about me. Right. Right. I think he called Eunice a ratchet bitch. Yeah.

She's a class act. Class act. And Toomey is somehow enchanted by this man. Yeah. Yeah. It's sad. So this is an Adam, Chef Adam giving the guests onions kind of moment. It's just an insane person who thinks that they can fuck with the wealthy.

And you can't. And also, you affect every one of your coworkers when you do this shit. You pizza rat. So the food goes up after Benny gets fucking pwned again by another one of his superiors. And the guests ask, hey, now that you've spent 30 minutes blowtorching this crudo, what's up next? Now that you've spent 30 minutes blowtorching this crudo, what's up next? And that's when Asha tells them that it's fish for the 14th time. They can only throw their hands in the air and wonder if Ashton Kutcher himself is somewhere aboard this boat. You're punked!

Now, this may be why you might want to tell the guests what they're having. Right, fuckface? Because if this happens four hours prior, you've got plenty of time to handle this quote-unquote adversity. But Ryan's response to the condescending insistence on scrambled eggs, a move that I love this woman Eunice for, is going so far beyond letting the guests know what they're going to eat that only an angry teen would land on this solution. That being, you know what? They're going to tell me what they want on every single plate for every meal moving forward you're an insane person i cannot wait for hot captain to bitch slap you and i cannot wait for you to get fired i've been talking for a minute straight i love it talk to him oh different

different pr person which i guarantee they'd put him on a platter for us. Peacock needs all the help he needs. Yeah, Pat. But no, I actually bet it's not Peyton. I bet it's not Peyton, though. I bet it's not Peyton. Got to hit Peyton up. Well, Dylan, just when dinner service couldn't be going better than it is or well enough, the resident Latina from Poland says, hey, I got an idea. You know, I already secured not getting a tip.

I'm sorry. You want to cut it? Because it's Patreon. We don't need to. Yeah, what do I care? You know how this asshole pizza gate down there already secured we're not going to have a tip? I'm going to dress up like Marilyn Monroe

so I can gamble that the guests will be wanting a full refund back. Right. Now, just to quote you, hey, you know how asshole Pizzagate down there didn't secure us? No, I get it. Okay. So, yes, thank God we have Magda there to save this entire night. She's going to show off her burlesque skills as Marilyn Monroe because it's Casino Royale.

Huh? However random an idea it is, at least she's trying something, you know? What a take. Asia's right? No. Oh. What?

It's like, oh my God, there's a fire. The fire department. Shoot it. You know what? I fire shoot it you know what i honestly feel you know so quick you know uh state legislature like try and regulate certain businesses i feel like like at some point before you pay for one of these yacht experiences they're going to mandate that the website for the yacht needs to play a video an episode episode from this. This could be what you get for $60,000. It's like when you go skydiving and they wheel in the screen and they show you like the little instruction video.

Oh, it's going to work. Yeah. Have you been skydiving? Yeah. No, it's Magna dressed up as, I don't know, Marilyn Monroe laying down on the table showing her tits. So before we get there, let's take a quick break to talk about Dame. It's sexy time.

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Hey, dads, take care of your daughters, all right? Keep doing it. Well, you didn't catch this, Dylan. It flew by you, but she wanted to call it, I'll suck you off if you want. Me too. Okay, so let's get to the striptease. Culver is obviously down.

He's the entertainment director. He's the entertainment director, and when Mac brings this up, the pistons start firing immediately. He goes, why don't I be a table full of diamonds and you can lay down all over me? Take it easy. But let's get to the reveal. She hops out.

Looks like Marilyn got the shit beat out of her by one of the Rat Pack. Does a beautiful dance and her tit pops out. Anything else? Well, Kermit was saying, look, something needs to save this dinner. Yeah. Listen, I love Kermit. saying look something needs to save this dinner yeah listen i love kermit she is a terrible chief stew horrible i don't think she is she's working with some guy who's like begging to get fired she's doing everything she can she's like i don't think you should do that and then he does it right he's gonna get fired her her second and third's like her they're

not fighting i think she's doing a fine job i i take your point i still think she's a bad chief stew but she is she has an uphill battle on her hands she's got ryan she says um hey you need to be prepared and yachting and ryan says hey why don't you go push a vacuum bitch you know it's very it's an uphill battle it's's very true. So next day. Next day. I need a meanwhile. Meanwhile. Stop me whenever you guys want to.

Jamie wants Captain to be proud of him because he's a big boy and they're doing scuba today. Kareem wakes up, asks for an almond milk latte or cappuccino with honey on the side. Got Pat rough and tough. And Asha makes it and evidently burns the milk now i'm all for the guests shitting on ryan um but he's quite a piece of shit to asia here but he does have a hell of a point he heads downstairs and sees what he feared he tasted she does not have a frother she is microwaving the milk and frothing it via a few ups and downs with the french press it's a dire situation down there um

frothers cost six dollars on amazon yeah you can get a cheap one they work with a single double a battery um it is shocking that asia is microwaving almond milk well to be fair dylan she doesn't own the fucking boat i don't know anything about anything i think it's shocking though that she said she was microwaving right i would get pissed as a child when my grandma would microwave milk to make hot chocolate because it would make a film on top i thought it was disgusting and i didn't really bitch about anything. Give me water in my hot chocolate. There's no force that emulsifies the milk solid,

so they just kind of float to the top, right? And it peels off a little bit. It's very, very yucky, and that's what Aisha's done to Kareem. I can't believe how much of a little prick I was bitching to my grandma about a film on the top of the milk. Hey, bitch. So he has served a shot.

He says, can't fuck that up. It's pushing a button. Sassy, sassy man. But he whips her into shape. She gets on the phone and immediately orders said $6 instrument. So the guest goes scuba diving and Ryan's negativity is, quote, overwhelming for Toomey. She understands it, though, because her dad died, too. And she wants to fuck him yeah speaking of losing your parents we've got more benny being a sketch comedy character

um can he get fired i'm really done with the dead parent bum out talk from the sea rats especially from benny it's you know take some time to yourself the horse's head is caved in at this 100 is hey if you don't mind and this is kind of like a little psa for anybody thinks they should go scuba diving or snorkeling and pet a fish don't go anywhere well yeah well we'll get to that on aps dylan had a horrific trip in argentina and i went to a wedding i had an amazing time in argentina but you're gonna have a great time under the water when you're seeing all the creatures and stuff. Sure, it's getting there and coming back.

Yes. All right, so this is what I want to say. Never pet a fish. They have a very important slime coat over them. And the second that you start petting them like they're a fucking dog, you sweep away that slime coat that protects them from bacterial infections and parasitic infections. coat that protects them from bacterial infections and parasitic infections uh anybody that knows their uh has their weight in expertise in underwater animals should never have allowed this uh shame on you shame on below deck shame on uh this chart are you talking about jake the

uh aspiring marine biologist from netflix's the ultimatum marry or move on i don't think he was but that's what you're talking about that's a great plug for people who are already patrons. Dive in more to our content. We're covering it. It's hosted by Nick and Vanessa Lachey. And I think that's one thing that's been missing. And I think the culprit is Pat not wanting to mix business with pleasure, but his aquatic knowledge being infused with our show.

Eunice Pet the fish. Yeah, but I'm saying this could be an entire segment. knowledge being infused with our show. Eunice Pet the fish. Yeah. But, but I'm saying we could, this could be an entire segment. You got to teach us every fourth episode. Yeah. Maybe at the same cadence.

I'm doing preference sheets, maybe on off time. I'm in talks with a reality show. I don't know. I been telling you. Drop some deets on us, man. Drop some fucking deets. I'll save it for the $10 tier.

I've been encouraging him to talk to Pawn Stars. He could easily, he has enough clout to be on Pawn Stars and really dominate that show. Okay, I'm shocked that you don't see this, and I hope that I'm just confused. Because Pat could have his own show called Pawn Stars. No, there is a show called Pawn Stars. P-O-N-D?

Yeah. And he knows them. Really? Yeah, they call me. They use a bunch of my expertise on the show. It's called Pond Stars? Wow. Did they get sued?

Your indignation to us not utilizing it should stand. Oh, no, it still stands. It still stand. Oh, no, it still stands. It still stands. So Eunice pets the stuff, and that's really wrong. As Pat said, they could get parasitic infections. And we move on to Ryan making the guess exactly what they want. Believe it or not. He's going to break his own rule. Yeah, he's going to break his own rule.

And believe it or not, it goes swimmingly shocking so what does not go great is the deck team we get a uh a deck team uh meeting well not a not a meeting we get a deck team deck teaming uh they bring the boats back uh to the boat and almost fucking T-bone both of them completely unprovoked. Absolute anarchy. And Jamie says, thank fucking God I saved the day. My God. It wasn't necessarily unprovoked. The provocation was Benny feeling himself.

I'm sure he had something blaring out of that tender speakers and he was just like i'm fucking gonna whip this thing in and he almost killed them all yeah or at least or himself caused thousands of dollars of damage and employed some local painter yeah yeah that could have been a good scene so i'm i'm sad that benny didn't that boat. I don't want anything bad to happen. But Benny and the wreck. So episode title, maybe not. So what does, I already said that. So dinner is going to be nautical themed. Now Pizza Rat has been burned a few times with fish.

So he's not sure how this thing is going to go. Well, he doesn't want the fish to fuck him over again. Yeah. So here's a quick cue from Dill. Hey, fuckface, if you have a nautical-themed dinner on the horizon, why are you slamming them with fish

each and every meal leading up to the restaurant? Excuse me, the meal that has been specifically requested to be filled with fish, this guy is, I'll say it again, the worst chef we have had on this show. I have an answer for your question

of why when you have a nautical-themed dinner on the horizon. Restaurant on the horizon, yeah. Restaurant on the horizon. That was me horizon, yeah. Restaurant on the horizon. That was me. That was a callback to my stupid thing. Oh, right on. But the reason is because he is a bad student. He's a kid who doesn't do his homework.

He's a kid in the class who's got his backpack. It's just all papers jammed in there. And he saw that night that they wanted a nautical themed dinner yeah and like he didn't he always does his homework at the last minute i had this noted other pat has his hand up i'm gonna wrap this up uh other other chefs have we've seen them toiling before the the charter even starts rachel doesn't go out she builds her meal plan day by day. He didn't do that. He was like, oh, fuck. They want fish.

Cat. Pretty good theory, but I'm going to go back to my theory. I'm pretty sure. I read the preference sheet with the blindfold on. And then poked Magda in the boob. Sick rip. Dinner. Dinner.

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Ryan's Wolfgang Puck to go salad in the same breath the man is talented and he's right about the food but did you didn't watch last week's or you have seen last week's I haven't seen last week's he complained about the decor immediately he really sent a message

which I thought I thought was an un... You should know what you're renting. Right. What were your thoughts on that, Dale? He is a sassy little bitch, but I really only like him when he's flaming Ryan. Again, I don't like when he's flaming Aisha, but they flame Ryan quite a bit, so I'm a pretty big fan of Kareem. If we hate the same people, we just might be friends.

We just might be friends. When you're describing that man, you say flaming. I didn't expect Ryan to be the next word. So the side salad is that. It looks like it is from Sizzler and Dwar Wolfgang Puck to go. It's a bagged salad with grapes or some type of radish sliced up with a vinaigrette. I don't mean to be insulting, but Nick could make this salad. That's exciting. It is exciting. Giving you shit, Nick.

No, no, no, no. That's much more of an insult to Ryan than it is an insult to me. You don't cook, but you could make this salad. So then we've got a Flintstone bowl with flopped lobster spilling over the sides and mussels. And I mean, three pots? Three? Fucking useless.

These are stunt food eaters. He should be able to cook for these people. But his problem is that he wants to cook what he wants. And therein lies the problem. Three pots, once again, fuck your own face. Now, before, yes? Oh, you're going to gloss over that, the one he referred to as blondie

that had the temerity to say, hey, do you mind cracking some of the shell for this? And he says, that lazy blonde piece of shit and quote me. And he did do this and he called her a cunt. Yeah, so I was going to say before we get to Benny, let's handle Ryan's little flip out. Now he's asked to remove the crustacean meat from the shell. It's a pretty common practice in crustacean service. And yes, he calls the woman, I believe, a dumb, lazy cunt who was pretty much pleasant

the entire time. She wasn't Eunice. She wasn't Kareem. And she even specified that like oh I like fish like I just like I don't even know what to do with this that's I mean that that's me completely reasonable so so here's the problem with what Ryan's done there is a flintstone bowl once again it looks like a giant mortar and pestle it looks like absolute shit and what he's done is he's flopped a fucking lobster out and they're not sucking the heads, Ryan.

So what they're going to have to do is eat the only edible part and leave the rest of the six pound sea bug in their bowl. It's just horrific. Three pots. So you're saying that is an appropriate request because I was like, hey, look, Ryan, you know, if this was sizzler and, you know, someone grab, you know, some of this and brought it back to the chef at Sizzler and said, hey, come on, take this meat out of the thing. It's some heavy lifting.

You guys should do that. That's inappropriate. This is super young. That chef would probably – It's not Sizzler. That chef would give that lobster a Honolulu hello or whatever. He'd do something horrific to it. They'd have some sort of ritual like you saw in Waiting

when Dane Cook put his nut dust on. His nut dust. something horrific to it they'd have some sort of ritual like you saw in waiting yes when dade cook put his nut yeah dust on his nut dust they would do it an arizona riot shield or something like that to the lobster i think that is what it was called yeah so incredible recollection when asked to present the dish a little bit nicer because it's his job he says um no it's not in that voice in that cadence um we'll get to a little bit more of him in a second now benny's getting shit on quite a bit he's whining about the cut on his foot and he's snatching at remotes in people's hands um i i don't know what to do about benny it's just it's kind of a nothing burger he shouldn't be here he shouldn't be it's really pathetic he should not be here but but benny and let's not touch the

controller when someone else is holding so before we get to the morning jamie the ex mall cop and former stripper gives asia a little advice on how to handle ryan let's see how that goes mall cop next day next morning uh kicks off with quite a bang. Sick to fucking vacuuming. Same way I like to start my morning. Muesli bars are what's on the menu. Had no idea what these were. They're nuts and grains and fruits.

They're like Nutri-Grain meets halva. And because he can't find the boxed kind and can't possibly throw some nuts and cranberries together and honey and bake it off we're at a bit of a standstill and asia isn't quite sure what to do you stick the vacuums i'll stick the cooking you have this anal attitude it's a chief stew syndrome wanting to be right about something these were bullied so much as regular stews i feel like i'm just saying we need to cater to whatever they want if they want muesli by eight then it's muesli by eight stick to the ironing and the vacuums and i'll do the cooking okay so um a lot of disgusting things going on here. So blatant sexism and misogyny.

We've also got the typical disgusting Philly trash kind of bastardization of you, where he says use. Use has been bullied so much that you wouldn't know a hoagie if it hit you in the head. You know, that kind of, it's just a really disgusting tongue um but i i really have no words for this other than asia needs to do something at this point jamie told her to go hardball jamie's an idiot but maybe go hardball here say don't fucking talk to me like that. You've been fucking up the entire trip. Maybe. Well, he hasn't been fucking up the entire trip. This is the first charter where he has to.

And I got to remind you that. I have to remind you that he has been fucking up this entire season. But at what point is she going to go to hot captain and say, hey, I need some help because she needs help. She can't square down with this fucking pizza well i guess it's gonna be fun seeing uh him get his um all right so asia despite her grievances delivers a breakfast that is boxed, and it goes off without a hitch. It's literally sliced fruit and cereal poured into bowls. Two pots.

Two pots. The guests depart. Pat, we've got a ruthless move here with the pre-tips. Oh, yeah. Never before seen. Never before seen. It may have not been seen, but it happened. So on our other property, Below Deck Yachting,

with Simple Chuck and Erica Rose and her mother, the mother, in fact, tipped people pre-leaving. She gave Gabby 500 bucks. Gabby said that happened. She reported the 500 bucks to Captain Glenn, which was doled out and split between all this. She didn't have to do that. I like Gabby for that.

All right. So this happens. Now that you're done that. All right. So this happens. Now that you're done with the toilet paper. This happens here. I believe it was five crew members get it. Britt doesn't get a tip. To me, doesn't get a tip.

Did Ryan get a tip? He did. That is so stupid that they gave him a tip. Yeah. I think it's racism veiled and not racism. Yeah. So what happened last week with twoomey getting called the help? What was that?

I didn't catch that. I'm so not racist I didn't even think of the racial connotation. But I said immediately. Patty Melt was like, I'm so happy that Dylan wasn't there to do the woke reprimand. I saw her comment. I said in the beginning that these people were the the primaries were tacky uh they like just flaunting their wealth uh even the help noticed like how much they were because to me was like you never say the brand name of like i think there was no i was confused because i'm an episode

behind hey can i tell you well i'll get back into this one. Captain Hot Jason always kind of pisses me off a little bit because I do think he does some inappropriate stuff. And I'm still kind of feeling out his management style. But when Britt, because you asked me to lay down everything, when Britt gets really upset by this, he's like he could feel that something was bothering. He follows her into the room. He's like, what's bothering you?

She said, I didn't get tipped. He's like, I didn't get tipped either. I was like, that you she said i didn't get tipped he's like i didn't get tipped either yeah i was like that's cute you didn't get tipped captain hot jason yeah nothing a little hot captain can't take care of okay you just get pressed up against that boulder of a man you're all good okay and i also don't think them not giving to me and brittany what a tip was racism veiled and not racism that was like a joke did benny get a sneaky move benny got a tip. Everybody except Bertini and Toomey. Well, Benny might get fired, but let's get to the tips.

Pat, hit us with it. All right, so 21 Australian, but that breaks down to 16.5 US. So that's a little light, but this franchise- They microwave milk on this franchise. Fair enough. Not bad. Not bad. 13.75 each i will say on our last

episode of yachting people got 2350 each yeah that's almost double different league so ryan reveals um or revels in asia getting the idiot award um hot captain gives it to her because she fucked up the cappuccino. She is, you know. I'm happy about it. She's a below deck icon. She takes this so well because she's so fun. And Ryan completely doesn't get it. You're hated by everyone.

Absolutely everyone. Well, not to me. I don't know if it's all the anger issues or the misogyny, but he's starting to turn her off. everywhere well not to me i don't know if it's all the anger issues of the misogyny but uh he's starting to turn her off ryan should get the idiot helmet every charter he is a pizza rat um all right so the sea rats go out but i don't think we see it no it's they go out to dinner and then they just start uh ordering drinks and then they uh benny and jamie chat for the 18th time where benny gets upset and just

walks off into the darkness that's right and that's where we end i don't care where benny goes benny needs to go home that's it benny needs to go home both his parents died as he's told me 18 000 times you need to go home benny see the reason why um i almost ran the boat into the multi-million dollar yacht and killed everybody. It's because I don't know if you know this, but my parents died a year and a half ago. It's been a really tough year for me. So, guys, jump in the comments.

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