Kill James Bond! - International Sausages | Below Deck Down Under S1 E16

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

While Pat gets some Uber driving hours in, Nick and Dylan talk about hot cartoons, the animated classic Rock-a-Doodle, sausage races, and of course Peacock's Below Deck Down Under.Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2, Love is Blind, and much, much more!https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetworkCheck out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.comWe also cover Bachelor Nation very week on Another Bachelor Podcasthttps://bit.ly/AnotherBachelorPodcast_YouTube

I enjoy Aisha as a chief stew and a character on the show, but to me, I think would be a phenomenal chief stew. Phenomenal chief stew. Put her on one of these franchises, just give her the fucking wheel and let her go. If any third stew started complaining about doing laundry, I don't think she would do this, but she could be like,

my dad was assassinated. Okay. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another podcast network presents-exclusive recap of Bravo's Below Deck Peacock. Excuse me. Fuck. Day on and on. Dylan Saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Ahoy, matey.

Pat, producer of the podcast, is inside taking a little nap, isn't he? He's got a long week. He's got a long weekend. He's got to run a he's got a long weekend he's gotta run a barbecue and a bar crawl so he's gotta go in suck down bottle and have pina grigio before 10 o'clock or he's gonna be too tired tomorrow

so great episode yeah I enjoyed it I don't know if I was just saying words there I really have no recollection of it. But do we have any PSAs to get out of the way? We have a live show July 13th. If you haven't bought your ticket yet, buy it.

If you need to fly to Irvine to see it, we'll get your ticket to the airline and then get the ticket to the show. It's going to be a great time. But if you do fly from out of state, get a hotel room, buy the ticket to the show. pal, buy you a beer. Yeah. And if you're lucky, he might upgrade you to a margarita. But I think these are our Patreon subscribers, the hardest of the hardcore. I don't think they need to be told that we just did a free interview with Benny Crawley, one of the stars of season one.

We had to throw the, uh, what do we call them? Cheapos? The cheapo. We had to throw the cheapos some chum. Uh, hope you guys understand.

We think you do. It's interesting that you call it chum. I think of it more as like a little methadone drip to get them hooked on our stuff. Oh, interesting, interesting, interesting. Well,

um, so how many thoughts and pots do we give this episode? I felt as though it was good because of the hot and sexually overt sexual late show. Sexy guests, man. They were young, sexy guests. But what am i doing it's your thoughts and pots i can't nick speak yeah they were jesus christ they were sexy guests uh some some super attractive lesbians which you don't see in the wild a lot, mostly just on porn and such. Right. And they're just faking it. They're just dumb.

They're Caligula's. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. But that is pretty much what I. You're not even a real lesbo. Sorry. What is going on with my brain?

Please talk for 20 seconds. I need 20 seconds to compose myself. I'm honestly going to take extreme ownership over that one because I was also stalling and started talking about lesbian porn, which I think is low-hanging fruit. But that being said, I continue to say it because we've had seasons where we've really dragged out. We've pitted out, ended with a whimper, Dylan, as we've said many times.

Not a bang. Not a bang. Not a bang. And this, even the concurrent season of sailing, which we put out for free for the cheapos, give them some methadone to get her hooked on the stuff that you guys are listening to. Yeah. Both seasons are doing well to keep me interested late in the season.

What a break glass in case of emergency. Right. Some skank will hook up with the crew yeah how many pots 72 pots yeah and i also give it 72 pots because of all the things that we've talked about so we pick up at magnum's nightclub uh do you have a trip advisor review i've actually done a trip advisor review of magnum's incredible establishment run by a couple who many times in the the trip advisor reviews were named by name it was like i can't remember exactly but it was like suzanne and johnny oh great customer service yeah they just they just know how to run a club right but we

also remember that this is the most happening club in airly beach which is like being uh give an example yeah airly beach is for filthy yucky normies it's the the hottest bar in dayton ohio yeah yes right great analogy lots of gingers in airly beach for some reason we were told uh but yeah so that's a weird thing with gingers i i i understand that some of them are off-putting with the the um the freckles and whatnot. But more often than not, I find gingers to be actually pretty beautiful people. See, in my mind, I restrict gingers to specifically the weird, scary-looking ones with the freckles and the pearly skin. Sure.

But yeah, everybody loves an Ariel. Right, right, right. Ariel's beautiful. She's not a ginger. There's a number of cartoons that, when was a young man would make me horny. Weirdly, I thought about this when I remembered Fern Gully. Check out another podcast show. Sure.

Fairies often did it for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they're meant to be that way. They're little sprites. Yeah, yeah. And then Ariel was also another one. Didn't even think about the body parts. I think that's a big thing.

Nala. Right. Incredibly attractive animal. Yeah. Animal. even think about the body parts i think that's a big thing nala nala right incredibly attract animal animal um have you ever seen have you ever seen the movie rockadoodle no rockadoodle is about a rooster who is is the pun intended cock of the walk of the farm right because he is the one that makes the sun come up because when he what an incredible power yeah yeah but then one day he sleeps in yeah and people realize the sun comes up every day oh it was a ruse uh yeah a tur yeah and this guy had an unbelievable story he gets kicked off the farm he goes to vegas and he becomes elvis and he he bangs some pheasant who is like a Las Vegas showgirl who kicks her legs up

and she also aroused me as a young man. And telegraduated real people, Halle Berry in the movie The Flintstones. Now was this something Kay was showing you on Adult Swim? Where in God's name does this thing? Rockadoodle is very much in the vein of fern gully okay uh when fascinating yeah yeah check out rockadoodle and there are going to be some people

going wild in the comments right i haven't seen that forever it's something i feel like i've got to watch the pheasant you wanted to fuck oh yeah okay i would love if you watch that and then we could talk about abs without like pat's like why Pat's like, why did you guys watch this? I'll tell you what. We got to talk about that on Cats After Dark. I will talk about that on Cats After Dark. Oh, my God. What a film.

Sorry. That's inside baseball. So we pick up at Magnum's. We've not yet started the show. That's unbelievable. Jordi is still very much so not sober. And she is making out with Culver, who is wearing the improvement helmet. Now, Bertini heads over to Culver.

And this is such a dumb and drunk conversation. So it's a little tough to break down just because they mumble and drool at one another, but the crux of it is Bertini is attempting to get him to commit to monogamy in this moment, despite not having kissed or really done anything romantic with one another at all. And his response is, I'm kind of shit-faced right now. Can we not do this? Yeah, we pretty much had the same synopsis. Bertini made everybody feel awkward

when everybody was having fun. Okay. Her response is obviously heartbreaking. We move on to more merriment and to the vans. Anything before that? I can't find my notes. I'm looking at fucking my below deck sailing notes somehow that are still

on this couch from Tuesday. I don't know. But I have them here. Do you need time? I found it at Magnum's. See, I did this new thing. And I actually was talking a lot in the beginning of the show because I was like, oh, there's two of us. We'll have to probably fill some time. Incredible that we talked for nearly

15 minutes without talking about this. It was really, truly unbelievable. But I'm doing a new thing. Really, truly. Because I'll take notes. I'll watch. I was being intent. But I'm still like i don't know what happened in the show so i've started i've started minuting it off so zero to five was the night out five minutes to ten minutes morning after oh my god ten minutes to 23 minutes day one with you know it helps it's a new way uh but that's why i couldn't find my

no i can't even imagine that's why i couldn't find my notes, because I knew it started with magnums. To the audience member, can you imagine taking notes on these shows? I mean, what kind of hell have we built around ourselves? Okay, so Aisha's really turned into quite a hall monitor this evening. Wet blanket. Wet blanket, hall monitor. Toomey's trying to suck down Top Ramen like a fucking snake. And Aisha's telling her that she's got to go to bed.

I mean, leave her alone. Early on this season. Let her unhinge her jaw. Toomey's been incredible all season. We, I think, all knocked her down and have been unable to forget multiple instances of early narking, which we hate a filthy nark. But besides that, she is wonderful. She's hardworking even when she gets fucked up. multiple instances of early narking, which we hate a filthy red, a filthy nark. But besides that, she is wonderful.

She's hardworking, even when she gets fucked up. Yeah. And her little like wiggle at the bar to try to like show people she's sober when she couldn't even see straight. Right. It was endearing. I honestly,

there was a moment later on in the show where I was like, I enjoy Aisha as a chief stew and a character on the show, but to me, I think would be a phenomenal chief stew. Phenomenal chief stew. Put her on one of these franchises. Just give her the fucking wheel and let her go.

If any third stew started complaining about doing laundry, I don't think she would do this, but she could be like, my dad was assassinated. Okay. So we rise for the next day oh no but before we get there i thought you're gonna say national anthem uh no poor bertini but also poor culver kind of believe all men right he's sitting there eating a rice uh cake and she is on the floor looking at him like Gollum and whispering let it happen. Like how

can you handle this well? In a court of law if he does engage in something he doesn't want to that's going to be very damning. Let it happen. That's a command. Let it happen. What are you talking about? Nearly a threat. If that's let it happen

dot dot dot that's a threat. Yeah I know it's really really believe all men so we rise for the next day a little chat with saskia and we almost meet jason's life partner i'm interested to see the woman behind that fucking side of beef you know what i mean i i can't agree enough uh and just really quickly if we've learned nothing this year it's believe all men yeah amber heard yep uh ashley from below deck sailing and brittany here again all equal levels of uh a transgression by those women right right and it just shows their succubi yeah i'm trying to think of another like really aggressive

thing to make sure people know it's over the top. Yeah, I think they know. Okay, cool. We love women. Love them. Adore them. We're not Jamie. So, little chat. Nope, said it.

So, the guests are... Huh. Huh. Arrive? They arrive? No, the guests are Segan. S-E-G-A-N. And I'm pretty stoned right now, but I don't think in my most sober moment I could find out what the fuck I was trying to say. You got it?

Yeah, Dylan, it's incredible. What day did you watch? It was today you watched. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It had to be. It's Thursday. They put a chyron that said they're seagin parentheses that's seafood and vegan it was on the screen

yeah so that's where he got that from the guts are steagum and it would seem that they also want themes to the dinner and Nate is he's here with these people already and i'm just he's a tall fellow so that's extra fed up he's really fed up with them and he's like this fucking bullshit nate were you working at denny's before you came on this boat i think this man is a fraud he absolutely looks like someone and i actually am not questioning his resume i'm just saying he looks like someone who would work at denny's he looks like a line cook that could be easily pulled off said line to go participate in some type of heist i've off said this but like anybody who isn't good at basketball and is tall yeah like don't trust them and uh like pat's brother not gonna basketball and i don't know nate's not gonna basketball but i know nate's not gonna basketball yeah yeah but I know Nate's not good at basketball.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, how tall do you have to be? Because we're tall. I'm talking 6'6". 6'6 is like the... Yeah, that's like, oh, you should play basketball tall. Otherwise, you have a lack of work ethic. Okay.

If you're somehow doing better than what you can do with the light... Yeah. No, this theory uh almost zero room for error i know um but i kind of dig it yeah yeah uh so benny breaks the news to bertini uh that culver was hooking up with jordy the night before she slams down her shammy and says that's so funny i'm worried about her um taylor brags about her overieving nature, and that is why she is a sea rat, and that it bothers her that she's not great with laundry. Can we move on? Yeah, just Taylor is

a conundrum. She's boring, willing to fuck crew members, also thinks she's better than everybody else. But not. Yeah, all those things really interesting i wish we had more time with her yeah but we have one and a half episodes left so she followed another below deck podcast oh did she yeah that's cool so the guests arrive hugs betty commented on our recent reel of hugs for everyone and it looks like we've got a bunch of hotties and gays west yorkshire oh my god but as greatest things get off to starting we've got some issues we've got gender non-conforming signs they were joking about

that but they were not joking about the filthy fucking hair in the shower. It's funny how you wanted to gloss over. I would like to gloss over the hair and really hammer in on those. Oh, it's so funny because I think the latter is so much more severe a crime. The one is just something I want to mention because they actually were gender conforming signs. Oh, they were gender conforming signs oh they were gender conforming my bad no no no not your bad guess bad she said wait a second we have gender non-conforming things in here okay direct quote right they those were gender conforming things because it said his and

hers which is gender conforming because you're conforming to the idea so gender non-conforming is all gender yeah that's being fluid like got it okay so she fucked up i wanted to point that out and i also wanted to say she said it was a sign of the patriarchy yeah which i don't think his and hers is a sign of the patriarchy that's equal ownership i think a sign of the patriarchy would be a sign over like the bed her side of the bed and it says his you know i want to explore this more maybe on aps or something but that was a punch line because that would be like owning the woman i was lost it's fine but i want to hear what hear what you want all of these fucking comedians um we walked we watched ricky gervais's special last night, which had funny moments. Great, great joke in it. I understand why minorities feel as though they're owed equity. There's not enough representation.

If you think about the United Kingdom, it's only 5% Asian, 10% black. But think about me. I am a cis white millionaire. There's only 1% of us out there. You know, it's a very difficult life. But I kind of just pick myself up every morning and i just say you can't complain about it you gotta just keep moving forward but the whole first 10 minutes is about trans people and i'm just like did all these older comedians write their material at the exact same time or did i write their material because i'm on the other side of it i love it the only thing you do the only thing is they're highlighting the lack of logic in the arguments from that side which i think should be highlighted and and mocked uh oh you have a dick

you don't have a dick i loved ricky gervais's special yeah i do think you're like picking aside even broaching the subjects for some reason but i think i think norm him and dave have all done it in hilarious fashion and they're fighting against so many more people have done it too i mean it's like it's a we got we'll talk about it later this is this is uh another property kind of conversation yes well now you know what time it is that's right it's sexy time it's time to talk about dame dame is the leading sexual wellness revolution what they're leading a sexual wellness revolution is women powered resource as a women powered resource for game changing products for pleasure and supportive content. Listen, the copy doesn't matter. You know what we're talking about, okay? We're talking about the Evo.

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code below deck for 15 off your first order get sexy explore yourself without shame with dame um so moving back on to this here show um i would like to talk about the hair i find this to be absolutely abhorrent it's insane that there was this long and thick a hair left if you walked into any hotel room that was over 150 you'd be like what the fuck is going on and you might ask for a new room i didn't want to gloss over it being like okay or anything i just didn't have as much material about it right but your indignation is actually giving me flashbacks it's disgusting to my childhood growing up with two sisters yeah and i would walk into a drain filled with fucking hair yeah it i don't logically going back and now i can i it'll happen every once in a while with my girlfriend i can just pick up the hair and throw it away it's

right it's it's just it's clean hair right but i found that to be the most disgusting thing in the world and i would we'd get in a fight over it my grandma would yell right we didn't like hair in the drain i I hated it. And I would pick it up and I'd throw it across my bathroom, my carpeted bathroom, and I'd throw it out there. It's a really misunderstood little guy because hairs are not like that gross or anything, but they're unsightly when you see them.

I feel so bad for my wife because I sprinkle. I'm covered in it, arm, leg. It just falls. Anyways, so a spread is laid out grapes and shrimp this chef stinks then drinks are ordered um what is going on with the lychee martini here nick um are we witnessing the next espresso martini is this going to become a thing because it's been ordered like four times on this show i'm very concerned about it very interesting actually upset with myself haven't noticed the pattern and pick up on it but that is hot and you know uh something else i need to apologize for

yeah and a plug for our next uh patreon only aps uh there in fact were a ton of mustangs uh my girlfriend and i listened to the podcast together. Yeah. Because I actually had told her, I was like, I'll let you listen to it before I post it. Yeah. And then I got posted. I was like, I'm sorry. But I think it's a really good representation of what happened.

It only makes you and your family look in an okay light. Okay, yeah. Show something that can happen to everyone. Right, right. But she was like, yeah, we saw Mustangs. At one point, four Mustangs, like they were racing up the coast, drove past us with the top down. I'm telling you, it's a PCH car. Yeah, yeah.

So apologies. Yeah, apology accepted. An apology needed, honestly. Because you gaslit the fuck out of them. I gaslit you. Isn't it awesome? I think one of the most important things on our network is that we have come to understood. It took a long time.

And now beat into the ground the meaning of gas. Now I fully comprehend it now. Yeah, I get it. The culver is continuing to slide, and we're really kind of seeing disinterested sea rat out of him. I'm not happy about it. I'm actually really disappointed in him. But also it

doesn't matter so the girls head up to go brick up jamie and his ego he's really soaking all this up and even tries to cut culver's cock off in front of them with the uh oh that's culver's wife line what a bitchy bitchy thing to do a incredible bitch move by uh someone who has only proved himself to be quite the bitch yeah but i did he did fucking make me laugh with just like he basically said it in the the the quickest way the most concise way you could when she was like i'd fuck someone for a vape which is one of the trashiest things i've ever heard sure yeah and she was serious unfortunately yeah but uh he was like too bad we don't have one eh i loved it i don't know it

made me laugh he cracked me up is that the first time he's ever made you laugh easily yeah i don't think he's even attempted to he's just like get away from me woman i know i can't wait for next week when uh the new really attractive stew who's expressed interest in him, bumps into him. Oh, yeah. And he flips out. I'm telling you, the guy needs to go see somebody or go to gay conversion or something. I don't know.

I love. Because that stuff works. Yeah, that is like the nail in the coffin of what I usually, I balk at when the word's thrown around, misogyny. The man is misogynistic. Misogynist. So Culver quickly addresses the issue and he goes,

ladies, ladies, I'm going to throw up my mouth. That's my sister. So we get a little role reversal, patriarchal evil here. Jamie really came down on Bertini when she was flirting with the guy. Snake, what are your thoughts on that dichotomy?

How does Jamie reconcile that? Reconcile? Oh, in his own mind? Yeah. I think he's unaware of his hatred. His latent hatred. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's more of a concern of everybody finding out his deep, deep, dark secret that he wants a dick in his ass. Right, and hates women.

Yeah, well, because of like, they've embarrassed him so many times by throwing themselves at him and when he cowers and his dick shrivels yeah he's like you did this right right right right yeah yeah yeah yeah so um we've got japanese so he doesn't reconcile it no he does not so nate has uh hit the first theme of the evening out of the park. He's going around the world, which is brilliant. It's essentially the theme eliminator dressed up as a theme. We've got Japanese.

We've got Mexican. We've got a turkey sandwich. We've gone around the world. It's incredible. I could do that. Yeah. Hot dog, tacos. A hot dog.

A hot dog. Oh, that's Mexican again. Okay. I can only think of links, but I think with more time, more prep, I could do it. Well, yeah. I mean, you could do, I mean, and this would be a Nick kind of meal. We could do an around the world hot dog dinner. I'm listening. I thought i was like oh i gotta say like no but you're not listening because if you had heard the words i just said

you would have had a meal yeah but i thought you're gonna repeat it once i said by a little i just want to say i was getting a claw okay get a let me pitch this dinner to you and then you can rise to go drink more fucking but i think i need to i think you need to pitch it as i get it so then you're not sitting there waiting for me to okay all right that's a great idea um i would have figured it out because i'm going to pitch it then explain okay so the meal would be you know what i don't even want to do this anymore so um kristin what a minx asks benny to go on a little ride and then the rest of the hotties just kind of pour it on. I mean, what a world these guys are living in.

It's a shame they can't do anything, but my God, it's coming on thick and thick and fucking thicker. So the meal would be all hot dogs, right? But an around the world adventure. So we'll get you the Sonoran dog. We'll get you the Polish. We'll get you the sonoran dog we'll get you the polish we'll get you kielbasa okay we're but we're leaving that part of the world right so then we'll get you the one with

um chorizo we could do chorizo we could also do uh kind of nori kind of thing take it to the east right um but all hot dogs i think you'd be uh living high on the hog uh you want to know really something interesting how i kept uh kind of focusing my my links on one specific area that my hair are you doing are you using links as a pun because you're thinking of sausages yeah our hot but hot dogs are coming links yeah yeah yeah okay no i wasn't okay because you see what i mean like oh linking this to another thing oh no but they're also links oh no i'm still talking about i've just i've only been saying links yeah and no pun hey and to the audience sorry no i think this is fine i gotta i i do have to end this quick yeah but i want to say i grew up on watching the milwaukee

brewers sausage sorry guys the sausage races yeah do you know that no no what are the sausage seven thingy stretch uh there were four different costumes but they were all different types of like mostly european hot dogs and they would race around the bases and like it was like a seven thingy stretch thing and people like what you bet on which sausage yeah the kielbasa or the uh oh god but they were all like the the american ones and there was this huge thing one year probably 2005 they added the chorizo right to like for inclusivity right and it was just a huge moment for our state. But that's why I could only think of Western European links. You know, the only real... And I want to say I'm sorry.

Yeah, the only real in-between inning baseball content I've seen is that one video of that kid who gets a super big lead and then that real fast black fella catches up to him and then the kid falls on his face. It's a baseball thing oldest time because that's exactly what happens in the sausage races actually i'm just having a utility player randall simon played for the cubs one of the sausages was running past him and he mock took out his bat and hit him in the back as he ran past yeah sausage falls over sues randall simon

did he did he take him i don't know i don't remember what happened i'm sure i'm sure yeah the guy hit him with a bat but did he hit him with a bat yeah and the guy fell i mean you could see that the big evidence was seeing the like the foam him hit him with the bat because these are like 10 feet sausages okay and uh right i actually have a picture on my Instagram if you guys want to scroll back to about 2018 with the sausages. Spring training, Arizona. But yeah, they're about 10 foot sausages. You could see the foam fold when the bat made contact and then it falls. Enough to throw off the delicate equilibrium of a sausage racing at top speed.

off the delicate equilibrium of a sausage racing at top speed. I don't think anybody who's scoffing at this as proof has worn a 10-foot sausage costume. Change incident at Miller Park. Two of the sausages in the popular sausage race got hurt tonight when a Pittsburgh Pirates player took a swing at one of them with a bat. Now, this may have been intended as a joke, but now the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department is investigating. Russ Fitzpatrick is live in the newsroom with this breaking story. Russ? That's right, Mike, and no one's laughing now.

Here's what we've learned. The sausage race took place in the middle of the seventh inning as usual. But there are questions about whether what happened during the race could be considered assault. As the sausages passed the Pittsburgh Pirate dugout, the first baseman, Randall Simon, took a swing at the Italian sausage. Now, the Italian sausage tripped and fell onto another sausage, as you can see there. After a struggle, they both got up and continued the race. We're told that two women were treated at the Brewer's first aid station. And a spokeswoman for the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department tells me tonight that Simon, the player who hit the sausage, will be interviewed by deputies and the matter will likely be referred to the Milwaukee County District Attorney's Office for review. Again, Mike and Carol, the women being treated

and Randall Simon will be interviewed presumably after the game tonight. So back to laundry. It's boring, but Toomey's speech really amped me up. is where i was like i think this i think this to me needs to be the top of the heap on one of these franchises i just think that she would be fantastic so jamie and benny have a kiki her conversation with her mother about being chief stew i think is uh foreshadowing i hope so get her the top spot peacock would be idiotic. Yeah. Great diversity hire. Great at her job. Whoa. Also, really hilarious. I know it's our microaggressions to kind of not see how funny she is,

but she has these moments where there's a lot of character there. I'm going to stop harping on this, but let's get her to the top of the franchise. You know what? Despite her race, she has made me laugh. Good dylan i hadn't thought about it uh yeah black people are notoriously unfunny so unnecessary shot at to me by a notoriously racist production she mentions that the guests drink a lot and they cut to her slamming back drinks the night before. I mean, my God, just a completely unnecessary coloring. This kind of, oh, lest she not throw stones kind of thing.

Just awful. Way out of line. Way out of line. I love not letting this racist, racist network go scot-free. Yep. But I will say they gave to me a wink of the nod. She was like, I won't judge at the end of the montage. I had already started penning that fury. And that came and i thought you know what i'm gonna keep with it even though

it has no place in reality because there's no way when i nail the read of this funny note that nick will pull down his pants and shit shit all over my point right unnecessarily unnecessarily so uh drinks are spilled and clothes are worn and the ladies head into the kitchen they're hammered and they're throwing a bit of themselves at nate a lot of kisses and admiration of his spices and we then transition into something about his father being an adventurer i missed it that was evidently the inspo for his menu which was not great first course will be avocado and miso soup the garnish is inconsistent some have a heap some have a sprinkle and the texture is of zabiona it's not appetizing at all next course is a mushroom risotto with bagged shredded parmesan abandoned

on one side of the plate as though it i it's of adornment. It's just get a block, 36 months, find a fucking microplane and do this right. It's not very difficult. You're serving people. Next up, cloudy baked clams in a curry sauce. This was the only yummy looking plate, but who gives a shit? 21 pots. There are gremlins in the crow's nest now we've never seen this kind of thing before lee's had meetings with people who've also had kids that passed away but never anything really raunchy or rowdy up there you know what i mean it's all sad bummer shit you know fucking sad bummer shit uh dylan uh i feel like i just talked for five minutes straight. It was incredible. I felt like I was listening to Garrison Keillor.

I sat back and I enjoyed myself. Thank you. And you elicited a couple thoughts that I was going to keep in the holster until you were done because I was. Amazing. Now have I dragged us to a point where. No, I remember. I still got him.

I still got him. Because one, I have to apologize for not knowing the thing that nate said about his father but yeah i have come to the realization that like despite him being such a crux because he's the new wrench poured into this usually well-oiled machine so obviously he's getting screen time he's boring as shit he's a tall guy who doesn't play basketball and every time he talks i'm like can we move on so i didn't hear what he said he's from that fucking uh i don't know they were talking about what is it called like walla walla or some shit like that sounds like a

fucking he's he's tall he didn't play basketball what was the other point you're gonna make are walla bees from walla walla i. What was the other point you were going to make? Are Walla bees from Walla Walla? I think so. Those are hardcore Snapple facts right there. Despite me being so disinterested in Nate, I have to thank him. Because we haven't had someone elicit that fire, that venom from you. We've had this insane run of competent dare i say good chefs we've had the marcos uh uh matt matt was fun but his food was fine actually right uh chef rachel

for a couple seasons and nate just gave something i've been looking for yeah and now if you give me a fake ad read on aps sure i might spooge my pants right well you know here's the thing though with ryan ryan was a very bad chef but it was it was kiko's vegas night every single night and his character was so overwhelming that the food almost was second fiddle to the horror that was uh pizza fucking shit face rat because when you get the trash that comes on this boat who thinks they have money, Vegas night, it's going to satiate them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

To the point where they don't get complaints and there's really nothing to say. There's a bunch of fucking sea bugs on ice. Yeah. The only thing you could say is, well, he did it again. Right. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I get that. I get that.

Thank you. You've taught me a lot about food. We're like Tia and Tamara right now. Have you been to Bassetti? What? Bassetti. It's in, just went last night. It was wonderful.

What'd you have? I had the carbonara. Oh, yeah. Tough to make right. Very simple dish, but very tough to make right. I've had it twice recently, and this place was way better to me. Was it guanciale or bacon? Tarmanana.

What? What does that mean? Oh, I don't think there was meat. I don't know. Now I'm getting in the weeds. Carvanara is bacon and eggs. The menu was in Italian. I kept having to Google all the things, so I ordered car carbonara because I recognized it. Ask Jules if it was

bacon or guanciale. She doesn't know. We I think we were both a little intimidated by the menu. But it's incredible. She didn't know but she was like tasting it and she's like I can do this.

It's incredible to see her acclimate to yeah italian food is really on the rise in the city the hardest reservation in los angeles to get is at um evan funky's new place the man that created saint felix he's got a new restaurant like the wolf and the mother you literally just can't get in just can't so um this is a, oh, excuse me. We've got a few stragglers, and they are led up to Captain Jason's office by vodka. And they begin causing mayhem, but fear not. Hot Captain is here to fix this. He has literally never been, Nick, what are you doing?

What were you just doing? Listening to you. He's literally never not been doing what doing i texted the screenshots as king this thing night i haven't been on my phone on thursday at all i thought you were looking up the menu of that restaurant and i was about to say nick i think that we've passed that oh yeah yeah so he has never been hotter than this. He is in this room. He's lit up by the red light. It's soft red light. He has complete and total poison confidence of the situation.

It was just pure butter from hot Captain Jason. The Jedi mind trick he played on these two inebriated ladies while also kind of like turning them on. Right. There's a jacuzzi out there. Right. That's it. I mean mean it was truly like cult leader type charisma it was fucking crazy and some people would argue oh it was just drunk women or

drunk people they're easy to kind of coax out of any given situation into what you want them to do but no no think on the unpredictable nature of a really drunk person that can get it go awry very very fast they could be arguably the most challenging people to do that but he just cast a spell on them he's never been hotter um all right so we're dming ian hack i've been jason i said on apr 13th, up for a game of Chess Cap. Yeah. And then today I said, you want to come on our podcast? And he said, what podcast?

And I said, another Below Deck podcast. I'll update you next week. Honestly, strides have been made. So Jason heads down and bids everyone a jew and sets up the next day um for now asia is happy but we shall see what tomorrow has in store for the sea rats it is the last full day everyone keep their wits about them we begin with a lot sundays about the sundays about them we begin with a lovely breakfast chat of driving diggers and being in the quarry business he said d ladies and gentlemen you know you don't need to say he said d because then that really calls attention

to the fact that the word is here and it's with us and i don't want i it's not here with us to me the joke is they sound nothing a lot okay so um Hot Cap obviously has a resort in the Philippines, and of course he's built it with his own thick, calloused fucking hands. The guests have thrown up and are ready for the rest of the day. Seth Rogen said it best in Knocked Up when he had just had sex somehow with that mean woman from um knocked out yeah katherine heigl yeah yeah yeah and 27 dresses no gray's anatomy yeah is what i knew her from right and then i that i read the tabloids about her being mean yeah that's the only perception i have sure other than the scene

when seth rogan he got all drunk they and he goes, you want to go to breakfast? And she's like, I guess I'm a big loser. I'll go too. Right, right, right. And they go to breakfast, and then he goes and he throws up in the diner, and he comes back and he goes, you just got to throw up. You just got to do it. It makes you feel so much better.

And it's true, and that's what those guests did. You know, throwing up is important. Hair of the dog is also really really important i did not understand its efficacy for a long time and then i needed it at 8 15 in the morning in new orleans and my god did it save my life but you absolutely have to only break glass in case of emergency otherwise you are an alcoholic right right yeah that can go on for the rest of your life yes yeah yeah and then you don't have the bottle and then you then you get withdrawals and die speaking of career drunks my uncle hub beat his fourth dui every time you say he beat

something i think it's gonna end in a person right dui that's the way that story happened no he just keeps beating the justice system is what he's doing uh so jamie has another really productive conversation with culver he takes him aside and says you're not gonna believe this but uh cap said last night let's fucking fire him and i was like whoa there sailor take it easy i love culver I think he's great. So you're welcome. But look out. I think Jamie has CTE. What a psycho. He has an inability to recall conversations and essentially makes up what happened. I think that is the perfect take. So the Tides have thrown a wrench into this whole thing,

and they've got to change plans on the fly. Now, there is a lot to do about plan changing and preparedness, but all of this is to avoid getting stuck, which is ultimately the only thing that could have ever happened because it is Peacock's Below Deck Day on Under. Anything else, or can we scoot? Yeah, that's it. All right, guys, jump in the comments. let us know what you thought about the show um yeah thanks for hanging in there with us last week i know the episode was late but

hopefully this one is right on time and yummy yummy yummy for your ear pods i'm dylan saying goodbye nick say goodbye bomb voyage pat say goodbye goodbye