Another Below Deck Podcast - It Was The Pajamas | Below Deck Down Under S4 E16

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

Dylan and Pat are back to break down Linebackers, conjugal visits, cross body bags, chocolate balls, demons, Pamela Anderson, hitchhikers, fish bones, and more from Bravo's Below Deck Down UnderPATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

Think about last episode when Ellie, riding high in the game of Ors, she was almost at Candyland. What? Goes up to Joow and goes, thanks for keeping it down. This is when hubris kind of oozes out of the victors of the game of oars. And Joaquin says, you shut the door. We didn't tone it down. Now, after that moment, she's knocked down a couple of pegs. And what does that mean?

Paul Walker hit the nitrous oxide. I'm going to turn into the thing. Reclaim my status. In fact, leapfrogate. I'm getting promoted. Two, elite dishwasher. Hello, I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Good to be here.

It's Pat TV. We're doing below deck. I have a stain on my sweater. Spicy Asian dressing from HealthNet. Sorry about that. That's all good. How about that spring roll, huh? You like that spring roll? Pretty good. Yep. Hi, Kaelin.

Hey, Kaelin. How you doing, buddy? I'm doing good. What did you think of the episode, buddy? I thought it was a great episode. What did you think? I really enjoyed it. it.

Yeah, it was a great episode. Go to patreon.com slash another podcast network for what? Oh, Real Housewives of Rhode Island, which is the best show on television, the Valley, which is the worst show on television, yet still enjoyable. Yeah, we recap it. So you know what's good. Yeah, Danny's a vicious little drug, but it's really good to see. Well, not good, but entertaining, but kind of also not.

Summer House is behind that paywall. I think we got like 18 more episodes because I think Bravo's going to stretch that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, listen, Lawrence of Arabia was four hours. Why can't we make the summer house reunion four hours is what they were saying over there? Agreed. Big time. And you like the episode, Kaelin?

I loved it. Okay, great. Let's get into our thoughts and also our pots. Pat, why do you go ahead and let me start with my thoughts and pots? Yeah, yeah, definitely. So, okay, can you throw that coffee over here? No. Okay.

No, I was just kidding. I was just kidding. I have a stain on me already. so I was thinking, you might as well just, I'm going to move on. I'm going to get my pots. Wow. This episode is really delivering.

The season is really delivering, okay? It's been a lot of fun these past couple of weeks. Ellie is the thing. Ellie is also winning the Game of Wars right now. Do you see her dance and taunt Jenna? Yeah. At the coconut bar. Yeah.

Now, Jen is facing adversity. And like any linebacker in the NFL who has a good game will tell you after the game. It's about conquering adversity. Now, I do think Jenna will conquer this. I think at the end of the season, she will get her stripes back.

Baby, I don't know. But tonight, we get a full two-front war, okay? And Jenna's the Nazis. What? Wow. I'm so pondering that linebacker analogy. Yeah, I thought you were going to say,

like a linebacker that's really good, and then he gets in trouble because he's smacking his wife around or something. No, but a lot of them do that. They'll smack kids around. I mean, Tyree Kills, like, he's kicking kids down flights of stairs and stuff. And he's getting on podcast,

talking about how how cheat is fast. It's like, wait, this is not sports show. You are saying? This is not sports show. I give this episode 78 pots. I feel horrible for Eddie. Jewel is so weird. And Captain J-Man is really the father of this boat.

Also, Batul has a great moment. Even though she's not on the show, she had a good episode, great moment, good episode. She's not on the show. She's not on the show. Go ahead. Karma's a bitch, to quote the person not on the show. Yeah. You know, thinking about the genesis.

situation, friend of the show now. I would say. Normally, you know, we are the judge and jury of the sea rats. Yeah. We render verdicts on who's bad, who's good. In this situation, I think I agree with Batole, who said karma is a bitch. Eddie engaged in the same behavior. They're all guilty of the same bad sea rat crimes.

Yeah, we always do this when there's a fallout, a relationship fallout across any of the franchises on Bravo, be it Van der Pump, be it Summerhouse, be it below deck, I mean, You guys are what? You guys are all young people slamming booze and banging each other on reality TV. What are we doing here? Yeah, so it's tough. Actually, you know what? I was going to save this, but I think it's worth bringing up now.

Yeah. For sea rats on these boats, if you really think about it, Kail, this is probably going to be surprising to hear this coming from me for the first time. No one's ever mentioned this. These boats are actually prisons for the sea rats. Take that adele. And in prisons... What are you doing right now?

What is this? I'm pointing out the behavior. Okay. Okay. If you don't let prisoners have a release... Why'd you say, Kailen, you'd be surprised. I think I brought this up before. Okay.

If you don't let prisoners have a release, they start making mimosas out of toilet water. Like crazy shit. Okay. Here's my point. Keeping with the analogy. You need to let them... You're talking about like a tang mimosa?

I don't know. You need to... to let them have conjugal visits. What's taking place on this boat is they need a fucking release. Right. That's why they're all going nuts. Yeah. Jenna's going nuts.

Ben's going nuts. Eddie's going nuts. Yeah. They need a release. Ellie Dunben nuts. Balkan biscuit. Alicia. They're all losing their mind.

Elisa has completely lost her mind. Elisa is dancing in the background of almost every scene. She is in left field always. I love it. It's one of my favorite things about this season. It's just Alicia, just being completely, these are your thoughts. Oh, yeah, sure. So my point is, it's not their fault. Right. They're in prison. And what's so sad is that this prison is a little bit like a Stanford experiment, kind of like, there's an odious quality to the illusion of fun, right? Well, nice yacht, right? TV shows. younger people.

When you're done with work, you can go eat pizzas at that one place, right? At that double wide trailer in the jungle. You can go have pizzas there. So it's all... Don't mind the rabid dogs. It's all masquerading as this fun experience.

But no, it's as if Palpatine himself constructed this to torment these young, adrift sea rats. Exactly. It's not any of their false. Nope, it's not.

So for that reason. I thought it was insane to take away our stripes, quite honestly. Oh, that was nuts. What are you? What? Yeah, we'll get to it. By the way, I, you know, I don't know if you were a fan of Animal House, but it's akin to, uh, given the boys at that frat house double secret probation.

Yeah. So what does this mean when you take this away? Uh, nothing. Yeah. Yeah, you just don't. You're a little lighter because that piece of fabric. You can't even feel it. You can't even feel it.

You won't be able to tell a difference. So what's it mean? Do I not get to tell people what to? No, you still get to tell. It begs the question. Like, you know, if it is different and you can't feel it, then is it different, right? Wow. I know.

Crazy. Fucking crazy. What's your thoughts on aliens? All right. Let's get to the show. All right. 14, 14 knots. At the coconut bar.

And Ben is really not thrilled about the things that he's heard about Jenna and Eddie's affairs. Now, meanwhile, Barbie's over there working on Eddie. Working on Eddie, pouring gasoline on the fire. Barbie, you are showing up for work. Thank you. Was that catty-patty? No, Barbie's doing a great job. You could have fooled me because that sounded like catty-patty.

Really? I don't think that's an insult. I think that's a compliment. What? What I just said? No, what I just said. Oh, got it. Mm-hmm.

You get why I could have been confused? Maybe it's the way my, the way I said it. All right. Let me help out here. All right, Ben walks away from Jenna feeling played by her. Yeah. And she's more upset. Well, can we talk about Joal sitting on the ground and professing his love to Daisy?

Oh, no. We'll get there because I have a lot to say about that. Yeah, I'll get there. Okay. Jay, Jowal's on one knee begging for Daisy's attention. And she's slurring her way through a response. Daisy has a secret power, dare I say, a superpower. She's a living magnet to exclusively womanizing losers.

And I was like, I don't know how she could use that superpower in the real world. You know, there used to be this thing when Kailan and I were kids, it was like a magic ball. It was like a Nestle mystery ball. And it was chocolate. and you would break it open and there would be these little piece of shit toys inside like a Simba and maybe a tattoo that would wear off in five minutes, right? What are you laughing at? Oh, they still exist those shitty tattoos.

Kids, if you're under five, that is like... That's the coolest thing in the world. Oh, my God, it's like getting a fucking basketball or something. Right. Little kids have low expectations. They love basketballs. So when you crack one of these open, it's like you're hoping that you're going to get your favorite thing, right? Now, Daisy just cracks it up, but it's like Gary.

There's not even Simba there. It's just Gary. And he smells like cigarettes and he's drunk. And then she's like, okay, I'm going to say, if I'm not funny, I'm going to go to therapy. I'm going to get a new Nestle magic chocolate ball. And then it's just a wow. And he's laying on the ground. He's like sweating and he's drunk talking about how he wants to cuddle with her.

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she was more upset at uh eddie uh in that text being shared for ratting her out yeah i love that you don't arc the reasoning it that's right the it's not the crime it's that uh who got her caught yeah John, I'm dumping you because your friend Ernie told me you got a blowjob from a hooker in Vegas. Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of loathe is that? He told me he was going to keep his fucking mouth shut. What a fucking jerk. Well, you can take it up with him at a later point, but I'm trying to tell you that we're getting a divorce,

and I'm taking half of everything that we own. Couch that for a second. I need to call Ernie. Call him. I don't care. I've told you what's happening. I just told you. We'll talk about this later.

Hey, hey! What the fuck, Ernie? That's an older name. I don't know. I don't think we're going to see that name for a while. Well, I'm old. You're youthful and sexy. Okay.

Right, Kay? Absolutely. You know what's not youthful and sexy? Jealousy. Ben. He's wearing a cross-body bag? That is, I think it's new. I've not seen it before this season.

Could be my mistake, but get it off. Rip it off of you. Like it's a spider web. Okay? You look ridiculous. All right. So Jenna is pissed off and Daisy tries to intervene. And Jenna is on a fucking tirade.

Okay. She has, Ellie turns into the Hulk, aka the thing, aka a zombie monster with organs on the outside. Jenna has turned into that tonight. Very true. But I do want to point out, if you looked in the background as Jenna was kind of losing her mind and Daisy was trying to walk her off the cliff, the Balkan Biscuit could be seen in the background, looking over at Jenna and shaking her ass and having the best night of her life, enjoying finally not being, I guess, the focus of. Yeah, yeah. She's, um, she's, uh, she's like a gray joy, I would say, uh, short-lived victories.

And, yeah, I, you know what? Well, she's used to that. One. Don't. Don't. Don't. We don't need to. Okay.

You know how privileged you and I are, especially me. You grew up of people putting cigarettes out on your arms, but you didn't have to dive bombs. Okay. True. I was going to, it was meant to be. a compliment. Let's try it. Let's see if it is going to be. She lived jumping from one bomb after another, living one minute at a time. Would you want to live like that? Well said. What is you jumping on bombs? Like fucking a Looney Tunes character. Okay. So at some point, Jenna and... She confronts Eddie.

Yeah. About sharing that goddamn text. He flatly denies that he shared them, which is a lot. It's a lie. It's a lie. You Mark Garagos and his lawyer flatly denies. It's called lying, Dylan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My client flatly denies that he touched those children. Yeah, tell him, Mark. Tell him, I never touch those boys.

Flatly denies. Yeah. There was nothing flat about me. Unbelievable. It was a faux mast. All right. At some point, her and Ben try to patch things up, and Jenna goes nuts.

This is where she reads. really fucking goes nuts. Now, I think they head back to the house. Oh, yeah, back to the ball. Yeah. And, uh, the house, the prison. Um, and they have a little conversation in the bunk. It does not go well. And Jenna loses her mind. Now, she is going around, jumping over furniture. She's a little bit like, uh, little bit like saber tooth, uh, X-Men. Well, Wolverine's brother. Well, I compared her to a, um, can you imagine a demon that's, uh, like a real demon. and it's blackout drunk, and it doesn't want souls. It just wants to annoy you.

What kind of demon are we talking about like an imp, or are we talking about like a ghostly kind of thing? A ghostly ghoul. And like it doesn't want to like walk through the hallways and creek and like scare you and then eventually bring you to hell. It just wants to annoy you. Right. And party a little bit.

Right. And demons should be able to blow off a little steam too. Okay. They work hard. They're just filled with hatred. Now, Jowow, after all of this goes, this is super inappropriate. Fucking chill out,

Chihuahouelle, okay? It's a reality TV show. I do want to put out. I can't believe she's doing this. I wasn't sure. What is she doing? I wasn't sure where Ben was going to go with this because immediately upon getting back to the boat,

Ben and Eddie have that powwow. And Ben's like, yeah, I just want to let you know, we kissed before. And they trade information. And then he's like, you know what, Eddie, don't talk to Jenna. Right. Don't talk to her. And I thought he might have a master plan here.

Yeah. But maybe he didn't. I don't know. Well, Eddie really wants to talk to him. And that was a bad idea. But we eventually wind down and Joao and Daisy have a chat in the bunk. And he says to Daisy, the reason this season has been my favorite is because of you. Jewel, you don't know what a season is.

You don't have a favorite season. You've been on an elongated quest for pussy for the last nine years. Okay. This season has been my favorite. Come on. And also this love bond. is absolutely insane. I mean, what have they cuddled one time and gone to the pizza shop one time with each other?

It's like, what, what is going on? Pat's finding a sound effect on YouTube. No, no, no. He's just got to wait for the ad to play. It's a sleep mask. You can hit the link and get 20% off $39.99. No, I think I had their conversation. Oh, there's another ad.

It's for osteopor... What? Osceoporosis. What do you call it? Osteo. Would you find the fucking sound effect, please? It was the grudge sound effect. You're doing a vocal fry thing?

It was them talking. No, my. Yeah, country duddens coming to fucking Paramount Plus. Yeah. What were you going to play? Well, it was them having a conversation, and it was really smoke-ridden, you know, vocal cords, you know, because they smoke a lot.

Do they do? No sense. They do. And none of this means anything. God, they love Sigs. All right. So, we rise the next morning. Next morning.

Jenna heads up to say hi to Ben. And the two of them really knocking out of the park. Wait, hold on. You miss these small details that are so fun. Eddie wakes up early and texts Jenna where you come over for a hug. She looks at her phone and like shakes her head and disgust. and walks into the guest cabin where Ben now sleeps, which I love,

because only a beloved cast member of Below Deck would go. And she lays in bed with him. And they're really just having a conversation. Kind of. She mounts him. And then she mounts him. And then they kiss. Yeah, I think I have a bit of a weakness.

I believe it was the pajamas. She was mounting you. Yeah. So, all right. That'd be hard for any man. That'd be hard for any man. So we get it, Ben. But Eddie walks in and sees the canoodling, and he is hurt.

He's very, very hurt. I would be too, but you have to break down the reasoning. Like, Eddie, you guys both agreed that you were kind of over it. And then if you're over it, then you've got to be pissed at him. Don't be pissed at her. I just feel bad for him because he's such a piece of fucking string cheese to this woman. I mean, he can't do anything. She's looking at a text he's sending her going, hey, can we have a hug?

And she's going, ugh. And she's going up to the guest cabin. It's really brutal stuff. Well, let's look back. We treat this kind of like it's been six months or something, but three and a half weeks earlier, he's texting Alicia at night. He's just nonsense. Just up late at night, pretty pissed drunk going, I'd be an alien.

for you to leave Jenna. What does that mean? Okay, so anyways, we get to Captain Jason. Ben Chat. And I think this was a damage control move by Ben because I think he was worried that this would get to Captain Jason

and somehow he'd be implicated in causing this drama. Well, he figured... Why were you in the gas cabin? Why were you with a subordinate, a new younger girl? And that's why he goes up to Captain Jason. Yeah, he goes, hey.

You know how it is. You know how it is. Heart wants with the dick wants, right? Oh, yeah, mate. Oh, I tightly understand you, mate. I was in the throwers of what you're going through when I rammed and entire y' out through a marina. I killed dozens of people.

Well, that's okay because I'm good-looking. Yeah, you are, mate. Well, kind of. You look like a Wallace and Grummet character, but you've got a tremendous amount of charisma. And you make a fantastic spring roll. Not eggs. Stay away from eggs.

All right. So, Hey, did Captain Jason drop that he's single in this episode? Yeah. Oh, you, you, you,

you, Captain Jason. I saw what you were doing there. Why would he mention that? Come one, come all. All right. So we get to you

another little chat with Captain Jason. Well, hold on. Jenna tries a chat with Eddie. He ain't having it. No, he's not having it.

And then Jason chats, with Eddie and Eddie wants to leave. Eddie walks down the beach. God, is he down in the dumps? It's tough stuff. And Captain Jayman really turns into Daddy Jay here. I mean, he says, he goes, you don't have to travel upstream for love. It shouldn't be a struggle.

It's like, wow, that's a really good point, Jay, man. Love shouldn't be this tumultuous than the, the beginning. But what Jason doesn't understand is that Eddie just wants to climax in or on top of Jenna a couple times and then conjugal visits. Right. Conjointed visits. Now, yes. The worry about conjugal visions is that you can sneak up, you know. Some stuff in there. Fentanyl all up the butthole. He's done it a thousand times. Now, the most important part of this exchange was obviously Eddie reminding us that he didn't have. of a father. So now he sees a father figure in Captain Jason. And just at this very moment,

Batul, who's not on the show, but now is on the show, she walks around the corner hearing this and says to Eddie, you can have my dad. But if you're gay, he'll throw you off a building. She goes, you can have my dad. He goes, oh, cool. What's he like? Well, he loved fishing and making puzzles. Oh, that's awesome. But he, uh, if you can, uh, get past, vaginal mutilation, he's a great dad. Yeah, I mean, he was pretty awesome, dad took me to a lot of sports games. If I lost, he would punch me in the face. I had five moms.

I wasn't sure which one was my mom, really. And he hurled a lot of people off the tops of a lot of buildings. We should cut this. No, we should. Yeah, we should. No, why? Their dad's dick. She said it.

Yeah. Okay. So. W. The story from Ben. J.W. J.W. Jow.

Jow. I can't write that out on my nose. And Ben tells him what took place. And then, of course, what's going to take place next? He's got to tell everybody on the boat what Ben told him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do people talk on these boats? Yeah, yeah.

He's a little bit of a gossip head. Now, Ben's breaking down a giant frozen Wahoo when he says it was the pajamas. Now, I get it. We're all suckers for some. nice pajamas, okay? But I think it was more that she mounted you. Anyways, we get to Batole talking to Jenna. No, this is when Batole goes, am I the only sane one here? He literally just did this to, to Jenna. What are we all flipping out of Jenna for? Okay. She's not on the show, but she made a lot of sense here. It's just the patriarchy.

That young gal was. Let's get to it. It's time for the preference made. Kalen, calm down. James. We get to James and Kai. Now, I don't even know. Where does Garrett come in? Garrett is the fluffy one that's actually, it's his birthday. And is he dating Kai?

No, it's James and Kai. Or is James dating Kai? Caleb, will you Google it? Okay. Here's my problem with this situation that was confusing. Yeah. James says, who's the primary? Opening statement.

Don't Google it. It's not Googled. He's going to try. Thank you. He works for billionaires as a landscaper. Yeah. And then the following sentence is a list of people that are his clients. Yeah.

And the first name is. Keta Perry. Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson. Okay. Let's not start with that name. Well, yeah. Let's not start with that name.

Yeah. I mean, Pamela Anderson's probably getting royalties. and naked gun was probably, Oh yeah, that was a big movie. Yeah, that was a big movie. A couple million bucks in the bank for that, I'm sure, but not a billionaire. No. But he's got some billionaire clients.

They just don't like to be named. Oh, that was probably it. Yeah. If I agree, maybe not starting. Yeah. Look, I don't want to give him some media training. Then probably go, I work for a bunch of very high-end clients that I can't name. Yeah.

Anyway, Gardner. Yeah, he doesn't want to talk about how he's been there when the deliveries are made. It's like we don't need to get into that. You ever seen a UPS guy drop a person off? That's weird. You probably don't want to talk about that. They're upside down. Hey, I know you guys are going to hunt me.

I could do stuff for you. I have a massive baseball card collection. I could give it to you. You know what? I know you're not going to do that. Fuck it. Can I at least be stood up right before you're going to hunt me and possibly eat me, you assholes?

He doesn't want to talk about that. Okay. So let's just stick with Pamela Anderson. So, um, Captain and Daisy chat. Captain and Daisy chat, yes. I didn't care about that preference sheet.

No, it's very boring. Jay Man, um, is filled in on the tea from last night. And he, he's shocked. He's in all.

He had no idea that Jenna was capable of something like this. She was so professional. I mean, what the hell? I have to say this. I see that's Jason. Especially when we get to the, uh,

the, uh, the punishment. this is absurd how many times have we seen a relationship or C-Rat whatever hookup go sideways there's yelling there's awkwardness I thought it was insane that she got her stripes taken oh the insane captain jason come on now this is ridiculous well ben heads out and he has uh oh joowal and daze are going out of date oh yeah that's right ben and heads out has a conversation with Eddie.

Now, I love Eddie's posture here. Ben goes, hey, I want to talk to you. He goes, okay, fuck you. What's up? And he's like, listen, man, I understand why you're upset, but I would ask you for a moment to put yourself in my position. And he goes, no, I'm not going to do that. Fuck you.

Think you're a piece of shit. Ben goes, all right, that's fair, but I want to tell you I respect you. He goes, okay, well, fuck you. I don't respect you. then he gets up and leaves, and that's how that conversation goes. Totally fine with that. Here's the thing that both Jenna and Ben are trying to do. They're trying to get this issue off their laps too quickly.

Yeah. People need to absorb what you've done to them. Sure, yeah. Give it until we're at the pizza place again in a couple of days. Exactly. Let them absorb it. Like, just because you want this brushed off, you're conscious. Right.

Yeah. Yep, it's a good point. It's very selfish. It's like, oh, I don't like this. It's messy unload. So, Jewel and Daisy have a little chat. Jewel needs to stop speaking to Daisy like they are newly engaged and they're, Jewel, Jowow speaks to Daisy like they're engaged and they're taking a little too long to plan out the wedding and he's starting to get a little concerned that they might not make it. He says, I'm scared of losing what we have. I need truth serum. I need a needle right.

into his arm and go, what do you, what are you more interested in in, like, her face or that camera lens? Yeah. Joow's saying, I'm scared of losing what we have is like someone saying, I'm scared of losing, I don't know, like a bag of Doritos. It would suck, but you'll be fine. It was just a bag of Doritos. I don't think they have a very robust love.

I think Joow's, you know, I mean. It's pretty manufactured. Yeah. Okay. So anyways, Jenna. talks to her very South African mother, put your fucking pride in your pocket. Put your fucking pride in your pocket.

Let me know. Okay. So I love this because there's a couple of meanwhile here. Both are looking for help, Jenna and Eddie. Eddie's listening to Self-Help podcast. He could have just read how his dad took off. Right. But he had, well, that's true.

I could be his dad. He should have read how to close more ass for less money. Or no money, sorry. No money. cracking the code. Hashton crack in the code. Right. This is what I would have told him.

First off, he's cheap. Remember, Jenna told us he asked her to go Dutch on that data there. Right. Okay. Do the Dutch take umbrage with that? I think they do. Also, they got thrown on the Dutch oven. That's where you put your sleeping with sheets.

That's true. You shit. You fucking shit. And they got those fucking wooden shoes. Not a good look for the Dutch. I feel like the Dutch have offered more to society. I don't think so. That's all I know.

know about them. Wooden shoes being cheap and farting in a bed. They need a new PR team. Yeah. Because, you know, you guys are the first, like, publicly traded company, and you, like, had Wall Street for a second. You guys have done a lot of really cool stuff, but when we think about you, we just think mayonnaise,

shitting in the bed, stupid shoes, and splitting the bill. Losers. All right, let me help that he out here. All right, cracking the code. I saw a clip the other day. have Pat doing Dominic. You're a loser. You're a loser.

That's Dominic. Okay. All right. So this is what I'll tell Eddie. Because he's cheap, he's got to be creative. Okay. This is straight from a chap from cracking the code. Okay.

All right. Have Ben make some food for you. That's, but you don't tell him he's making food for you and Jenna to go on a date. Grab, grab Jenna. Hit the town where no one lives in that town, Jenna told us.

It's just a bunch of rabid dogs. You go find a cute little park. Ferrell. I don't know that they're all rabid. I would say a good majority of them are, but not all. Get a couple bottles of wine. She likes some vino. And then that, you have a romantic date.

And then also stop wasting your time complimenting her. Always appear positive. And keep her on her toes. Ask questions. Ask her questions. And I would say, you don't want to pay for the bottles of wine. So just take them from the guests because the guests aren't going to know. That'll be at the back of the reserve.

They'll be so wasted at that point. They're not going to go, wait. I thought we had seven. 17 bottles of Brent. Yeah. And also don't, and most importantly, don't forget to act interested. And keep it positive. Mm-hmm.

I think that chip has sailed, but we'll see. So, anyways, we get to... Eddie's on Flame Tour. Okay? Oh, you know what? Sorry, I have that conversation with... This is Jawow and Daisy talking. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Get to the good part. That's where he told her. He's really into her. She said, I don't want a relationship right now. Yeah, I remember that. He said, come on, give me a chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that.

Okay, just because it's so disgusting, stop it. Now, Jenna, friend of the show. Big fans of Jenna, but I will say I take a little issue with one thing that Jenna did tonight. When we spoke to her. What? I think she lied a couple times in that interview. Oh, really? You think?

A couple of those, yeah. Well, when we talked to her, she said that she, and I didn't know if she was just trying to kind of match our level of making fun of the fact that Batole's not on the show. I'm not sure. But she said, I don't even remember her name. Batul comes up to Jenna. And hugs her. In a really, really sweet moment.

And if that alone happened, you should remember her name. Because Batole, while she is a ghost, she is an apparition and she does not exist. it was very cute of her to do that. Yeah. My God. Come on, Jenna. Now, Captain J-Man is not happy. Okay.

She was jumping on catches. She was slamming doors. I can't believe what I'm hearing. We've got to take her stripes. She's hauled up to the crow's nest and her stripes are removed. And I kind of, I got to say, Jenna handles it like a fucking badass. She's just like, this is happening. I'm very upset about it.

I'm going to have a cry in the closet and then I'm going to fucking get to work. And that's exactly what she does. Yeah, I have to tell you, I like Jenna. I'm very interested in her. The guests arrive. I don't understand, I don't understand this promoting thing. Ben promotes Ellie from fucking. So you're talking about the line where you greet the guests.

The Balkan Biscuit takes small wins in her mind. And Ellie, you know, I love you, but you're doing some fucking weird shit. Patrick. in the game of oars there is no victory small enough to not take credit for okay and also no loss small enough to crater you I mean think about last episode when Ellie riding high in the game of

or she was almost at Candyland what goes up to joll and goes thanks for keeping it down this is when hubris kind of oozes out of the victors of the game of wars. And Joaquess, you shut the door. We didn't tone it down. Now, after that moment, she's knocked down a couple of pegs.

And what does that mean? Paul Walker hit the nitrous oxide. I'm going to turn into the thing. Reclaim my status. In fact, leapfrog it. I'm getting promoted. Two, elite dishwasher. We're happy for everybody.

The guests arrive. Go get it, girl. Go get a girl. And they want a cocktail, a little wellness and a glass. ass. Muddling ginger in vodka. I don't want that. That's disgusting.

Yeah. It's too. Have you ever had a wellness shot? It's that, I don't like it. God. What's that fucking drink that was all the rage a couple years ago with the Moscow mule.

But that's ginger beer. That's ginger with. Same flavor profile. I don't think so. Muddled ginger is fucking strong. Okay. Ben comes out and has a conversation with Jenna. And he goes,

uh, babe, I just want to tell you, babe, this is going to be a lot for me. now, babe. I got to focus on my job, which means ruining people's vacations. See, if I'm intertwined in this thing with you, then I can't focus on ruining people's lives. Okay. And Jenna, it's almost like a hitchhiker coming up to you at a gas station and telling you that they don't want to ride. And you're like, no, no, that's, that's totally fine. You're disgusting. So I wasn't going to let you in the car.

Now, to be fair, though, and I do love that analogy. Yeah. She did say at some point the night before, like, I want to continue things with you. Oh, come on. At this point, she's decided it's best to focus on the job, but he doesn't know that. So he heads up and has that conversation. Now, we get to Whole Fishgate. Okay.

What the fuck is going on here? Now, you're the culinary expert here. Absolutely. However, I'm thinking to myself, I even know that there's a ton of fire. fucking bones in this particular fish. Snapper, yeah? I believe. Okay.

There's a ton of bones in every fish. That's why I don't like fish. This fish. Yeah. So what the hell? If there's a food where people are like, oh, and just the last step is just to take out tweezers and pull out all of the little grenade bones that might get locked. Nope, I'm out.

I'm actually going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Because that can't kill me or make me have an itchy throat for three weeks. Right. No thanks. But yes. talk about this insane fucking essentially prank that Ben tries to pull on himself on himself and the guest. So he wants to turn Daisy into a Dover soul technician, a table side filetting station for all of the guests. Now, you can't do this all at once. The reason why the Dover Soul person works is because

there's usually one lunatic at a table who will order a $90 fish that tastes like shit, right? So that's not, you're never going to have a four top order to the same fish. Now, this is an eight top, all having the same fish, which needs to be filleted. This is a skill. You can't just tell someone go make bananas Foster's table side. That doesn't make any sense. You have to practice and learn this. Daisy is a sea rat, okay?

She just got done smoking a cigarette. She has no idea how to filet a fish, yet alone eight at one time. What is she an octopus? No, she's a sea rat. So she goes up there and does the best thing that she can do, here you go, do your best. Now, someone pipes up and goes, is it a lot of, you eat this?

She goes, do you want us to fillet it? Now that boomerangs around the table, and now they all know, I actually can pass this off to somebody else. There are a couple of brave souls who try to go at it with a butter knife, and it looks like the fish was put through, some kind of magic bullet by the end of it. It is a congealed wad of just little pieces of snapper.

I was shocked when Captain Jason said the fish looked like it was cook well. It looked like it went through a washing machine with the detergent. Oh yeah, absolutely. Robert Durst got its hands on this fish. That's what it looked like. But my favorite was Joow going, I can take that for you. He goes around in a fucking toke. It tries to fillet the fish.

The fish is mush. Chew can't fillet it. The only thing you can do is chew as hard as you can on the bones to grind them into a seasoning of sorts that will not kill you. Zero bots. We'll see what happens next week. Get in the comments. Let us know what you thought about the episode. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat, say goodbye. Goodbye, guys.