Another Below Deck Podcast - Jo-Ellen, Hero | RHORI S1 Reunion Pt. 2

Episode Date: June 28, 2026

Dylan, Pat and Ruby are back to break down sq footage, receipts, love, suits, giggles, crackers and more from Bravo's RHORI.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

Hey, I'm Bill, Alicia's husband. Ask me a question about anything. Hey, Bill. How you doing? How's, uh, okay, it sounds like you're doing well. How's the, uh, has the restaurant. How is it? Good.

Okay. Welcome to another brand spanking new episode of the Patreon exclusive recap of Bravo's. Of bravos. What's up? Oh, nothing. You got the, you got Haunted Mansion painting eyes right now. Oh, when my eyes were going back and forth. Yeah.

I was trying to get my head in the game. Okay, I'm here with Pat, a guy in painting and haunted mansion, and also we are here with the pride of New York. It's not Amanda Betula. It's actually, it's not even Rudy Giuliani. It's actually Ruby Friend. Wow. Hey, Del. Hey, Pat. How are you?

Do you remember when Rudy Giuliani was in that Borat movie and he was trying to get that underaged girl to have sex with him? I wouldn't frame it that way. Dylan and I went to see Borat with our mother when we were very underaged and people yelled at her in the theater and said that we were too young to be there. Core memory. Oh, wow. Was that Borat or was that it was the other one, wasn't it?

Was it? I can't remember what it was. I like the second character better. Allie G. No, no, no, no. The one where he plays the... Are you talking about Bruno? Bruno. Bruno. Okay, so we're here to break down the last episode of the inaugural season of the Real Housewives of Rhode Island.

It is part two. There are receipts just falling from the rafters. Joe Ellen is a full-blown lunatic and I am here for it. Joellen makes me so grateful for Joellen. I give this episode 97 crackers. Wow. Go ahead, Ruby. Okay.

Thank you, Pat. This season, the entire thing, I am happy with this franchise. I think I am happy that they brought us back to a group of people that knew each other before filming started. I'm happy that all of these women are the perfect amount of. off their fucking rockers. I thought this episode, we got to see that the husbands are equally as nutty. I might agree with you, Dillel.

I might go, I'm going to swear on 97 kids, all daughters. That's crazy. Okay. I have my thoughts, if you don't mind, are a little bit longer than both of yours. First thought, I agree with Ruby. Are you asking if that's okay? No, just letting, I'm stating it as fact.

Okay. Well, are you going to be 97 plots like us? It might be higher. Really? Yes. Whoa. Wow. The thing that made this show successful is, although Rhode Island is a big state, it's probably

in the actual size population-wise, it probably sits somewhere in the middle of the United States. However, it is, in fact, a small town. And I think they bragged about that at the beginning of the season. Everyone is in everyone's business. And that's what's wonderful about this. Everyone knows that you went to the doctor and what doctor was. That's how Joellen can know that Rosie has two mortgages, because she probably knows the person that gave them the mortgage.

That's why I don't like living in the small town that I came from, because everybody did know. Like, oh, you know that girl over there? Hey, she's got a gonorrhea. Hey, how'd you know that? My mom's her doctor. Oh, that's nice. Let's spread that to everybody.

No patient confidentiality. No, not when you live in a small town. Is there a mortgage broker confidentiality? Is there like a HIPAA for real estate rats? No, not in Rhode Island. Actually, HIPAA also doesn't apply there. You're allowed to, yeah. But he just sorry to interrupt you, Pat, just really quickly.

They actually are the smallest state by land area. They are the second most densely populated state in the country. So well done there. But not well done, though, because that's not what he said. And it was really distracting and I didn't want to bud in because it wasn't. I said by population. Pretty sure that's exactly what he was. said, but it doesn't matter because I don't have the capacity to discuss it further. Thank you.

Me neither. Although Dylan was obsessing on it. Okay. All right, other thoughts here. It was hilarious watching the dueling kind of vibes between the husbands backstage and the wives on the stage where the wives were essentially throwing daggers at one another and the dudes were behaving like they were at a fantasy football trading session. All good vibes. You're a draft. They were at a draft. Yeah. Then, uh, Joe Allen will get to her. She is the hero of this season. I don't know where she finds the time.

Yeah. But to dig up such things as Rula's booty smells like garlic. I don't know where you get that kind of information. Yeah. I mean, I would say conservatively and I don't know how many weeks, maybe it wasn't consistent. But I would say that Joe Allen was putting in easy 40 hour work weeks on Rula. Oh, my God. Brian getting her fired from her job and freeing up all that time was one of the worst decisions he made this year.

I would say. Brian, handbags, this one and this photo. Oh, my God. How do you research his buying habits? That was the mic drop of the episode. Because of a non-disclosure agreement. I cannot answer. I can't actually legally say what I got at Chili's last night.

It's a... Non-disclosure. We have an NDA. It's a legal case going on. I can't even say if it was dieted a drink or not. Yeah, I'm not really... I'm not in a position to discuss what I got my son for his birthday because there's an ongoing legal case surrounding it,

so I actually can't say anything. Brian, Brian, Brian, it's a reunion on Bravo. Plead the Fifth does not work here. Okay? The hair dye is making you dumb. You thought that was the gotcha moment. That was great. But the, when were you married, Rula?

And then she goes, you're a psycho. And Rula says, I know with the fucking Joker face. That was like obviously the biggest. But I thought when we're talking about swim fan kind of levels of insanity, going to the store, the Chanel broker, that was bananas. But yeah, thank you, Joel and you are the hero. And lastly, but I guess lastly. Um, oh, hi, Jared. Uh, hi, Ashley. How's the coffee shop doing? Oh, really? Good. Get the fuck out of here. Thank you. Yeah. Well, I think we might have you back next year, but, um, you added nothing. I would say that I would like, but a little heart. Everyone back on the show. I don't think anyone needs to go. No. Can I also say, I would like to say, Rosie is going to be, unless she goes to jail for something crazy. I think she might be great in the making. I think her, she was like,

devil may care she was perfectly bitchy i really i thought it was great and she got fed up at the end and she was like we're moving on from this because i can't hear about it anymore i i really thought she did a great job yeah um well tonight the men and how many crack us a hundred this was like the best reunion ever i mean people are calling each other horrors like it's their last name yeah well that's where we start off with jo ellen and rula calling one another hoars um ski ramp You mentioned. Yeah. By the way, a lot of people took that as their own.

That's how much they agreed with me. Now, what kind of ski ramp were we talking about the ski ramp where the long jump, where they fly like squirrels? That's right. Right. Yeah, there's an naturally name for that, something like the something Rouge or Luge or something. I couldn't pronounce it. Just ski ramp.

So I called it ski ramp. Yeah. Well, she has a new face and Jo Ellen doesn't care. You're a fucking hole. I know you're a fucking hole. Fuck you. Oh, no. fuck you what.

Yeah, and then right in the middle of it, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we got to stop all of this to discuss the all-important topic of what is the square footage of Rosie's new house in the renovation. Is this fucking guy losing his mind or his fastball or both? Ruby, how do you feel about Andy Cohen's reunioning of late? Because I won't go so far as Pat, but I do, I'm kind of, my legs are dangling off the side of Pat's boat and he's thinking about letting me. And I really think that Andy's not doing a great job hosting these reunions.

Okay. I agree with you, but here's my big, big caveat. I also think when you're in that room, we are seeing the edited version of the Hoa No, You're a Hoa No, You're. And it's I, I think I too would get to a point where I was like, not only do I actually not give a fuck about any person in this room. This is agonizing. And I cannot do it anymore.

I have eight more cards to get through. please stop yelling at each other, remove your fingers from her hair, and talk to me about pizza mama. I don't care about that. He just wants to go get a martini with John Mayer. That's the only thing he wants to do. I agree. Understood. Your point, Ruby.

However, as an audience member, you want what Rosie did at the conclusion of this episode, which is, stop talking about this. We want a definitive answer. Brian, when did the fucking affair end? Andy never got to that question. Right. So, thank you, Rosie. see my question would be ruler you've been shooting your mouth off for 10 minutes about joe allen

banging every doctor in town so then i know you don't want to say it so this is how i'm going to frame it who did joelan hook up with dot dot dot dot dot allegedly dot dot dot dot that you may have heard of dot dot dot dot dot allegedly ruler and if she says i can't okay good moving the fuck on do you think i'd do a good job hosting these i don't know but i know i would do a great how do you think i would do i think you're frustrated yeah i was going to say dylan would get overwhelmed and think it was dumb too quickly pat would be pat would love it truly that's all yeah save the square footage questions for the bonus episode with the bloopers okay