Kill James Bond! - Lara Might Be Done... | Below Deck Down Under S3 E15

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

Dylan and Pat are back to break down Lara vs. Tsarina again, Jason's treatment of fish with helmets, swinging things, sanding things, love and more from Bravo's Below Deck Down Under.Patreon - Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@anotherbelowdeckpodcastKOALA - U.S.KOALA.com/BadTV 

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Because you're working on this boat. Hi, welcome to another brand spanking new episode of another below deck podcast. Dylan permission to come aboard granted. Okay. Um, who episode you didn't like it episode. I think kind of honestly for me, but before we get anywhere near there to our thoughts and nots. Yeah. Big announcement.

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reviews. Keep them coming. Well, not that lunatic that said that since we combine the feeds, they're confused about the content. No, not that lunatic that said that since we combine the feeds they're confused about the content No, not that person's an idiot. No, not that person, but we've had some really nice stuff So we'll read them at the end of the episode Pat. Let's get into thoughts and not well I was gonna say other things if you didn't catch it We interviewed Brianna from this season and I know this is gonna break a lot of hearts her and Harry are no longer together What she told on the episode that's out there but a great

interview and she answered all the questions you might have for her about this season check it out I can't stop eating these things someone said those aren't mints those are something else those are for colds I know it's like really bad I keep eating these things and like I looked it up last night It's like really bad for does it quell your? nicotine Urges a million percent. Yeah, that's probably Yeah

But let us know get in the comments if you've had fisherman's friend before Their menthol cough suppressant oral anesthetics. You try to get me to take them. I shouldn't be eating a bunch of these a day. Like that's crazy. Right? Look, I shouldn't be drinking six white claws either. But what are you going to do? You don't drink six white claws?

No. Maybe. Occasionally. Every day. All right, let's get into it. Thoughts, Pots. I thought it was poopy. I'm going to give it no pots. OK. Yeah. So there's sometimes there's every season, there's definitely two people that are going at it with each other. This season is no different than that.

It's clearly Lara and Zarina. And somehow Alicia has gotten pulled into this goddamn crew mess. Yeah. Real point of contention. She's lunacy. Yeah. One thing that I glean from this episode is just how thin skinned Captain Hot Pants Jason is the very fact that it wasn't suffice to just confront Lara about that promotion that wasn't passed by him, but the very

fact that he had to bring it up at the tip me. Real thin-skin there Captain Jason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this is like, you know, we've referenced it before, but the biblical story of King Solomon mediating the two women Kind of clawing after a baby, you know what women do But in this case we're talking about a man we're talking about a crew mess We're talking about a fucking crew mess. Okay, this gets brought up I mean, you know, we have chyrons for steps We have chyrons for times

and days that don't matter. They let go of that chyrons for steps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, you know, they called a meeting at Bravo production. They were like, guys, I'm sorry to say, and they hit the space bar and tap started playing, like, kind of similarly to what we do when you talk about somebody who's dead. Yeah. Yeah. And they were like, yeah, it's not, people aren't responding to it. Well, we really haven't seen any tweets about it. So, um, we're going to have to retire the step Chiron, but we should have a Chiron for how many times

this fucking crew mess has gotten broadened up. Because I mean, what are we at now? Nine and two episodes? Ten maybe? Yeah. It's a real power struggle because it's not about the crew mess at all. No, no, no. It's about who is in fact in power. Yeah. And I think that's why Lara gets so upset at the end of this episode because despite her best efforts to dominate this boat, above all, even Captain Captain Jason she's receiving some serious pushback and she's having a bit of anxiety over that I think the next

job we got a come back down to earth I think so oh the other interesting part of this episode was the fact and I don't think we've ever seen it on any season in the past is two females are simultaneously getting the ick. I don't know if it was that storm that washed in. Both Brie and Alicia are kind of dealing with feelings that the guys that they've chosen to be with, yeah, are in fact annoying and disgusting. Well, they're underwhelming. There are a lot underwhelming there are a lot of Jews

There's a lot of juju in the sashels. You know so maybe that could be it or or maybe they could just be completely fucking turned off by these two because Harry and Nate do have a common thread in that they are I Don't know You know they are to women kind of what the, you know that product that that guy was hocking on the telephone TV combo thing kind of for a while where it was that that rag and he got into a lot of trouble for prostitution and stuff like that. Oh he was selling a rag? Yeah wax cars well or something?

Yeah it was it like it kind of like sopped up everything You know what I'm talking about? You know that big Ron Pappil. Is it Ron Pappil? Did he was famous for the food dehydrator? Uh, no, I don't think it was the food. You know what? Lobey was good. It might have been flow be this is the same man that did the Slapchop slap chop. Yeah familiar. Yeah. Here we go. You want to make a salsa? Look at this. You made a salsa and then he, he went on to get a lot of trouble. He did. Remind me where, where this was. So,

so Nate and Harry are kind of like that by two vaginas. Yeah. It's the golden doodle energy. It's the kind of friendship energy, you know, you kind of you can have that But you've also got to have a little bite. You know what I mean? Well for Harry's sake I'm not speaking of Nate and Elise's relationship, but the great Tom like is You need to treat her like mud she's walking all over you dear, dear. Okay. Treat them like what they stick. They treat them like dirt. They stick like mud. And to Tom like as she would say, she's not really walking all over me. We're just friendly with one another. And he goes,

Oh, that's where you've lost son. You don't see it as a loss. The very fact that they've only known each other this short of time and they are discussing traveling around the world with each other. I may have reservations too but if you listen to our interview you'll see if they actually did no reservations remember that story I told you about Anthony Bourdain the other day what was it do you remember remind me no all right so we pick up with things at the boardwalk everybody's really ripping it up except for one.

Poopy pants, Zarina. Poopy pants. It's a real bummer to watch. Big time. She's not feeling her best. But, Dill, there was a good moment in this part of the show because we got to see Sea Rats in their own environment and we got to learn how they in fact mate. Sometimes we just see them hooking up in the jacuzzi and you're like, where did we go? How did we get here? And we actually see the breakdown. This was Nate and Alicia I'm referring to. First they cozy up to one another. The next thing they do is they bond. Can you do it like David Attenborough?

What's he sound like? He's a British guy. Okay first they cozy up to one another next they bond over something completely insignificant like the color orange right then the male sea rat usually states he won't hurt you right which is a lie it is eventually yeah and then they smooch and then Alicia announces fuck it I'm going with it which is less of a slogan and more of a way of life for a sea rat a credo of the sea rat in my next life I want to be a sea rat I think you're a panda I think I don't think the gods would ever put you in a panda's body. There's just not enough to do.

If you were a panda, you'd be a sad panda. You think so? Oh yeah. Sitting on a tree all day, eating, I don't know, the tree. Yeah. Sounds like a good life to me. I know, but I think there's just too much R&R. I mean, you've said horrific things about the panda before because you have a loathing

of their lack of work ethic. But I think you want to be a Sea Rat now. And listen, there's nothing wrong with that. Would Shuri be open to it? It's a three month vacation. I'll have to ask her. OK. So Captain Jason's doing some kind of silly exercise

I've never seen. And Alisa and Nate do hook up. The cultural phenomenon, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is back with an all new season coming to Hulu May 15. Where is everyone at? Mom Talk has gotten to a really hostile point. Demi's willing to kick Jessie out of the group. I feel like I'm walking into a lion's den.

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She says, I'm going to eat pizza in my bed and cry. I mean, she's down. That's what happens when you're not going home happy after a night at the bar. You just stuff your fucking pie hole filled with carbs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a real good catch-all for any yucky feelings, you know what I mean? It will later kind of amplify said feelings, but in the moment it's great. Now we get back to the boat and Alicia mentions that she is torn between Johnny and Nate. Any thoughts Patrick? No, no, you don't have any thoughts on that?

Can I do a bunch of meanwhiles? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. All right. Meanwhile, Zarina and Laura still aren't talking. Nate tells the guys he and Elisa really cut it up on the dance floor. Nick and Marina kiss on the deck and Harry and Bri agree to travel around the world with each other. But Bri won't do hostels, which I'm assuming she wouldn't do van life either. Yeah. Hostels, are there hostels in America?

Like, I'm sure, yeah, there are, right? Mm-hmm. Hollywood. And a hostel's just like a motel, but bad? It's not a hotel. It's a room like this with bunk beds in it. You just rent the bunk bed, and you have a locker. And they can be as cheap as like $10 a day.

Yeah, and then if it goes real bad, like you fall through some kind of trap door, and then you're in like a Robert Rodriguez movie or something. Well, next thing you know, you've got some crazy Ukrainian trying to cut your head off with a chainsaw. Yeah, that's why I won't go to them. I mean that movie scared the heck out of me. It's been a couple of them. I mean holy cow. So Nick is a pretty big nerd and we get a little Sea Rat history with Marina. Well kind of, kind of. This is Marina. She shares with us that she's

afraid to give her heart away because that's what her mother did with her dad and you're not gonna believe this but her dad took off Tail as old as time Yeah We know your dad took off Yeah. We know your dad took off. Because you're working on this boat. Irvina, it's like, you know, let's say you're in polite society, right? You see somebody with some kind of ghastly wound on their face.

Maybe she doesn't have a leg. Doesn't have a leg, right? We always get weird about that. Yeah. Yeah. And what do you mean by I always get weird about that? Like, yeah. Yeah. That is weird. That's fucking weird. How was the night? I was fine. I met a guy, there was a guy at the party, screamed when he saw me.

Made me feel, if I'm being honest, pretty horrible about myself. But yeah, if you're talking to somebody who doesn't have a leg, is pretty horrible about myself. But yeah, if you're talking to somebody who doesn't have a leg, there's no point in the person that doesn't have a leg to go. You know, I don't know. Like we know, right? You're on the boat.

You're on the boat. We know why you're here. God damn, man. It's heartbreaking. So we wake the next day. Nate and Alicia are chatting about having a little wine, I think. Some cheese.

And we get to, did we pass over smoochies? No, that's coming. So we then must get to our first with the Nate dog. It is time for the preference sheet meeting. Slash HR department. Charter eight, one day charter, Matt Rosenberg. Coincidentally, same name as the new pope. Really? Rosenberg.

Nice. Yeah, Villanova grad, Matt Rosenberg from Chicago is the new pope. Wow, that's exciting stuff. Yeah, I know it is. Did you pay attention to the conclave? I don't watch the news. OK, so they're going to go scuba.

And Serena and Laura are still not speaking to one another. And Laura's a little pissed off still about all of the fakeness. Now, we do get a chat between the two of them. Laura mentions that Serena had lied about what time she showed up, and overall this does not go well. And when you're dealing with two, well. Here's the thing.

When you really want to settle something with someone, you have to eat a little crow. You're not going to get what you want. A good settlement or an agreement of two... Two dissatisfied customers. Is you're probably gonna leave going, you know what, we mended fences, but I didn't get what I wanted.

You gotta be prepared to walk away that way. Yeah, so I don't think Serena is quite as bad as Laura in that I think Laura is emotionally manipulative. I think Serena is, yeah, I don't know. You don't think she is either? I think that she is unconsciously, I think she's very mean to Laura at times. And I think it was very childish to for both of them to do this. But what about my apology thing? The difference between Laura and Serena is that Serena doesn't go to the quite the same lengths that Laura does. Laura said

over and over again had this reprieve that that Serena is not focusing on work issues. She's taking personal attacks. It's just completely not true. I mean she made up that thing about you not showing up on time. But when Serena mentions that she's trying to take her sous chef away from her, Laura conflates that into a thing that Laura doesn't believe, right? She just says you're attacking me on personal grounds. No, she's not. She's talking about you interfering with her work environment. Also, let's talk about what Laura's real issue here, which it's not really the issue. It's about power. Yeah. That crew

mess the second time that they tell you to fuck off. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. It's a bizarre it is it's a she wants to be the head person in charge and Serena's not letting it happen and it is causing a nuclear winter aboard this boat for no reason. So it doesn't go well. She gets up and says we're only gonna speak to one another about work moving forward. That doesn't work either. Although it may because there's only one charter left after this. Maybe. All right now, Dil, this is something that most people might gloss over but this is where we see Captain Jason in his quarters and he's turned into an aquarium decor creator.

Yeah. I think he thinks that disco helmet is one of his things. Yeah. And what he doesn't know, but he should know because he scuba dives and he understands things that can kill the fish life are things that aren't supposed to be in the water, like stickers. It's just a matter of time before those stickers that he put on that little fake helmet start to break down, eventually poison the water

and kill all the fish in that tank. Yeah. eventually poison the water and kill all the fish in that tank. Yeah I mean or you know let's say one of them kind of rips off fish swallows it oblong angle bad angle starts to do serious internal damage to the little fishies it's a bad move it's a bad move. I one time had a client say hey I want to put this it's Christmas time I got some throwing a party I want to throw this Santa thing in the tank. I said, well, you got to, you just buy those things at aquarium stores. They're made of, you just can't put anything in there.

He said, well, I want to do it anyway. Well, it was painted with some kind of acrylic paint. It took about four hours before it completely dyed the tank red and all the fish were dead. Called me and said, hey, all the fish are dead. And I said, I know, you idiot. Yeah. Anyway. Wow. What a horrifying story. Mm-hmm. The red tank, the dead fish, it being a Christmas occasion. On Christmas. The whole thing is so dark. That's like an 824 film. The story that you just told people don't listen.

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Come on man do it. All right a lot of mean while's Marina did great the fish have a helmet now yes. Alexia and Nate have a date and a little kissy while the other Sea Rats watch on. They head back down and the gang says we got you Nick, Nick makes a vital error and event evidently, he calls the kisses smoochies. Oh, yes. Can I ask you something? Yeah. What is the problem with smoochies? There are certain words that trigger people that mean they're old and gross. I can give you one of those words. I worked with a songwriter who kept putting the word lover

in the lyrics and it creeped me out to the point where I had to ask him at some point, can we exchange the word lover for girl? He said no. But it weirded me out. I got the ick and that's what's happening here. Smoochies is not one of those words for you though, right? No, it's kind of jokey.

I mean, I love smoochies. Well, Alicia doesn't know if she could sand a wooden canoe with a vagina. That's how dry it is. Yikes. That's pretty dry. You bet. Now, Del, you gloss over here. Nate gives a little Sea Rat history, but more mystery than history. He met a girl on a plane I think she

was from Texas. Yeah. She moved to Australia and he lived through the chaos. Call me crazy but I think this story is intentionally vague. Yeah so what do we think probably happened there? Probably she's in multiple bags in the Pacific Ocean or Gulf ran off with a kangaroo. Okay, I don't know something like that. Hey, that's a that's a tough situation. Okay. You bet. Crazier things have happened. Crazier things. You know, why don't we have kangaroos in zoos here? I don't know how you go to zoos as often as you do.

Well, it helps it one is 10 minutes for beer. The kids, it's for the kids. Does it not bum you out though? Mmm, they're pretty well taken care of. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. They're moving elephants out. They're moving them back to like Africa or something. There was a big, big thing with that. They're voting on that this week. I think two of them are leaving because they don't think there's enough space. I mean, they're only living on an acre.

That's not a lot of space for an elephant. I think they're pissed off because they always hide in an area where no one can see them. I've gone to the zoo 42 times this year. I've seen them twice. Yeah, they're like where's Waldo the gigantic gigantic, You know, the elephants are very, very, you know, they're tricksters. You know, they know what's going on. Yes, they do. They're staging a protest. Next day. Next day. We're going to stick with the same setup, but have an award to give out in the interior. Marina will be receiving the much sought after second stew epaulettes.

It's quite an honor. Does this unseat Big Red? No, it doesn't. She's first stew. I think so. Yes, it does not unseat her. She can have one too. Okay. Yeah. But that's in the comments. I just want I don't know if we're right on that. I think she was wearing the epaulettes. I looked for it. I thought three words just said had one though. Oh, hmm. Marina's or Breeze had one breeze.

Huh? I have to go back and look. I thought I had to. I could be wrong. Bree. Let us know. Bree. Let us know. All right. Well, this is when Marina gives an Oscar speech for the award and She says I'd like to thank the Academy I'd like to thank my mom Harvey. I'd like to thank Harvey. I'd like to thank my dad. Oops, I meant I Think he moved to Florida and started Harvey. Yeah But I was thinking when she wouldn't

thank her dad I was like no you can still thank him because that's why you're here yeah I mean he taught you a lot of lessons you know how to guard your heart how to have an unhealthy distrust of every man you meet to throw away any and all aspirations you had on land for a life at sea. These are invaluable things. Thanks, Ted. Thanks, Ted. Thank you, Harvey.

So, the charter guest arrived, Matt, is a personal injury attorney. I don't want to judge, but this is a profession with a lot of slime in it. Absolutely. A lot of slime in it. Absolutely. A lot of slime in it. Pat, how do people kind of, how do people slimeball out in personal injury attorney or law? Oh, well, you just drive in this city because there's billboards every street. Yeah. Hey, did you fall down while you were drunk at the grocery store? I can get you paid. Right, right. Because it's their fault and your owed money right right right so really it is like you walk into if you're in Los Angeles take a half an hour drive literally anywhere okay you'll have five different legal

offices you can go to they'll be in the skies go to a Whole Foods pick up a can of Diet Coke or what's whatever stevia bullshit they have, hit yourself in the head with it and fall on the ground. You will get, I think, $1 billion. I need to be compensated for that. Yeah. I mean, aren't people busy with stuff? What are you doing?

I mean, my goodness. We've talked about it before. I get the hot coffee thing at McDonald's but I mean. Well that the coffee melted that poor woman's legs to the seat. Right right right and we also targeted that that guy at Starbucks just got all that money because his his nuts turned into I don't know some kind of like underwater sand that Nickelodeon advertised. I mean it's really grisly stuff. So, um, they're having a fun time. They're all giggles We've got some fruit and charcuterie and caviar and we're really doing a little bit of a vacation here. I think

Now we D dog which goes off without a hitch tail. Yeah, and that's when I think Harry gets over himself a little bit. He goes up to captain hot pants and he says hey I'm ready to bring the ship in yeah And that's when Hot Captain says, that's gonna take a little longer because it's dangerous. You could smash the boat into a dock at 40 knots. Yeah. Harry, let me tell you something.

If you're not careful, you can leave the thrusters on and you can barrel into a marina. Turn people eating fucking chowder and bread bowls into like fucking sand they advertise I think a lot yet you know the families couldn't even God now you can identify the body yeah you want to talk about open or closed well let's go closed okay and Harry's like okay there's like one finger in the casket yeah that's all we found. So we drop anchor.

Can I say real quick, anchors are wild. Anchors are really kind of crazy to me. I mean, they're so dense and big enough that they can really like that boat doesn't go anywhere. I mean, that is cool. It can. If the winds are strong enough, it can actually pull the boat out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drag and anchor and stuff like that. All right, so Laura and Alicia are back on this fucking crew mess thing. Um, actually no, Laura is back on this fucking crew mess thing. Um, she goes up to Jason about this. Oh, yes. This is how, I mean, this is a big stick in her craw and I don't even know what that expression is. Is that a Stick in my what is it? Crawl? What stick in my craw stick in my crawl? What's a crawl? No clue. Is it a butt? You're asking the wrong guy. Okay. Will you go ahead? I'm gonna look it up. Okay. Well, um, so yes The crew masquade swells up again

And that's when Laura asked Alicia to clean the tables after lunch. Alicia agrees, but doesn't like that she's being pulled into a quote unquote vulva swinging contest. Wait, wait, wait, sorry. Oh, OK. A lot of near misses with the vulvas because they don't have a lot of reach. All right, I want to go back to this, but the craw is,

it's like a beak. Oh, no, no, no. It's the stomach of a person or animal. Late middle English. Get stuck in your body. I can't bother by that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. There's a lot of those out there.

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Anyways, what were you saying about vulvas? Oh, she said it's a vulva swinging contest. Who said that? I think Alicia did. No. What did she say? I don't think she said that. She might have said dick swinging. That makes more sense. You can't really swing a vulva. No, like I said, it doesn't extend out enough to hit a lot of misses.

Yeah, a lot of misses. And you know, I mean that kind of genitalia is You know what let's not okay, let's not all right, I love Alicia she says When you're quiet do you think about things because it's amazing when I'm quiet I don't think about anything Serena is like yeah well I you're not the only one speaking to me right now there's 15 people in this galley. One guy doesn't have a head. Yeah. So we get a little bit of conflict brewing. Alicia is allowed to go swimming instead of cleaning the crew mess Now, this is where I say, Dylan, she's Zarina can be emotionally manipulative as well. We scuba and then we get ready to swim. Now, one note about this scuba diving thing.

Captain Jason goes out of his way to say that these waters are in fact, gorgeous because they're protected. Yeah. Except for the fact that multiple large yachts are hovering above them and then selling tickets for people to go down and Touch them. No, it's pristine pristine Wildlife. Ah, yes

It's really really amazing stuff now a dare is weird, you know that a dare is weird, right? Mm-hmm. She says my sister had a hamster named meatloaf or a Hamster's friend named Meatloaf or something. And then we swim and Laura sees Alicia hamster wheeling and not cleaning the crew mess. Now we really ramp this fucking crew mess thing up. Laura heads down and starts the fight for the second time today.

If I was Serena, I would completely fucking embargo this. And I would say, do not do literally anything that Laura tells you to do. Just tell her to fuck off. If you do that, then she can go up and really get you with Captain Jason. No, she can't. Captain Jason brings me up. I go, she's trying to tell her to do interior stuff constantly. I told her to not do it and that she belongs to the kitchen. And then that would be the end of it.

Serena did the correct thing, which is fucking fine. I'll do it and that she belongs to the kitchen and then that would be the end of it. Zarina did the correct thing which is fucking fine I'll do it to which Laura responds no don't bother. Then why bring it up? I don't think that's the right course of action you cannot cede any ground to Laura she must be destroyed. Okay what happens next? Let's see the guests return they do water toys, storm arrives and then Marina simultaneously starting to get a little bummed at Nick because he didn't acknowledge that no. Yeah, he didn't acknowledge that no. And then we hit dinner and there's some puka shell

judgment. Yeah. Did you ever do a puka? Nope. I did never did limbo either. Or what is that called? limbo? Yeah, limbo. Oh my god. If I did if I tried to do a limbo either or what is that called limbo yeah limbo oh my god if I did if I tried to do a limbo I think I would go to the emergency room hmm don't you think maybe I've never done it I used to watch when I was a little kid they used to have it it seemed like it was a trope in 80s television mostly on another boat

on TV the love boat yeahat. Yeah. Very problematic show. What was problematic about it? Well, they had a... They have a little person on there? No, no, no, no. On Love Boat, they had a doctor who was good buddies with one of the mates, like the main cast members. Yeah.

And as the hot girls would show up on the boat, they'd both be joking about drugging them and having sex with them. Oh, that's creepy. What was the show where there was the little person, he was from France and he went, the plane, the plane. Oh, Fantasy Island. That was after the love boat on Saturday nights. Oh, great programming back in the day. And what was his name again? Tattoo. Ah, stay plane, stay plane. Yeah, real sad ending to his life. He shot himself in the house. At one point he'd owned a horse ranch up in Thousand Oaks. Yeah, because suicide is always sad, but location, location, location, right?

Yeah, definitely. How we live. You live there, huh? I mean, if you have a palatial farm in know farm in Montana or something and it's a beautiful time of year and they find you You know, there's a certain amount of peace that comes with that van eyes is a lot of stucco You know what I mean? Yeah Just that maybe the audience doesn't understand what Dill's throwing down if you kill yourself on a ranch that you own in Thousand Oaks, we might suspect your life was so complicated you were bothered by your own thoughts and success. If you blow your head off in Van Nuys, we think it's

because you ran out of money. Well, well, let's put it this way. If you blow your head off, it's a beautiful ranch in Montana. I'm going to go back to Montana. You know, the you know, the what are they calling the first responders? They'll get there. They'll go, Oh, my God. If you blow your head off and van eyes first responders get there and they go pull. Obviously, it's completely different. Completely. All right, so we pack the bag up after a lot of really fun and boring stuff. Marina and Nick are on the fritz again

like we mentioned and we get ready for tropical night. Now Marina heads into the galley and tells Serena, or Serena tells her good job second Stu. That's what she tells her. She says good job second Stu and Jason overhears it and he says that this is something that you would want to run up the flagpole in any work environment I think that's because she knew you'd say yes captain hot pants captain Lee running a decathlon would be more likely than you saying no to this so so why bother? And Captain Lee, I mean, decathlons are very difficult, but God damn it, I tried. Well, you didn't make it past the swimming part.

Doesn't matter. Who are you to judge somebody off of when they, you know? I miss that guy. Well, Lee, I mean, God. So leek and potato soup with a local twist of saffron is the first dish. It had a lovely construction to it. The oil danced atop the starchy broth

and I thought it was a real smash hit to start the evening. Is that right? Next course is a red snapper over a bed of coconut rice with a plantain and local curry carrot puree. You know if we're gonna do these flavors, let's really do these flavors, you know. I hope the puree was concentrated because we did not get a lot of it. It was just a schmear and if we're gonna do plantains, let's really do plantains,

right? I mean they were little cubits of almost nothing on the side of the plate the star of the show is the red snapper that's fine but let's not have so much rice right I mean this looked like I was at Hana Grill at the Sherman Oaks gallery it was absolutely disgusting no kidding I'm kidding no it was good it was good it was nice I'm gonna say 70 pots. All right, so we move on to the limbo. You like do you really think you could get through under a low limbo? No. Okay. No. Okay. Because I can see it. I try to get low. I fall back. I put my wrist back. There's damage to the wrist.

It's a whole thing. And also I'm 34 years old. I mean, that's pathetic. We also have the internet now. Yeah. We have better things to do with our time. The limbo is a very, very kind of remedial form of entertainment. That's what I'm saying.

When I was a little kid, my Grammy would tell me when I was bored to go play with rocks. And I would. Yeah, me too. I didn't have a computer. Let me tell you something, though. Rocks are fun is fucking shit They are when you're little

Alright, so Nick and Marina she was pissed about the note, but The you suspects type twice he had with him the entire time. He's a nerd I'm confused about what these two are. I think it's nothing but Nick hit me up. Well, where are you and Marina at? There's definitely not going to be a reunion. Yeah, I mean, we'll talk to Bravo, but we've got to talk to some more C-Rats about this season. This season was crazy.

So nexty day, Laura, can you yell it, please? Next day? Next day. Can you yell it? Next day! Thank you. Laura is still rip shit pissed. But we've got fruit, salmon,

crepes with bananas and chocolate and a little Benny. Where in the breakfast table do you go? Crepes. Sweet guy in the morning. Not necessarily, it's just you got to go for the thing that's the least common thing that you would order at a breakfast place. A lot of breakfast establishments have crepes. Do you do a smoked salmon at breakfast? You know I can't stand seafood. Well, you eat sushi though. On occasion to make my wife happy, but I don't like I don't like fish.

Okay. All right. So we got one more charter before Harry and Big Red go gallivanting around the world and Laura asks the chat if they had or asked the question if they had the chat about being exclusive Laura what kind of fucking question is that of course not you cannot go BFGF based on one Charter season that would be certain doom well they're already planning traveling the world together. One would say that that's an even more commitment. I'm not sure. Big Red is starting to have second thoughts. I mean spoiler alert, we do know that they traveled to Philadelphia together.

She said he looked like a giraffe. He's a very tall guy. And the people of Philadelphia are very small to the ground. They're angry and they're wide. They throw batteries at Santa Claus. Okay? Sons of bitches. Alright, so we get to the docking here. He's got the docking down pretty down pat and good job, great ropes, great job. The guests apart, they had a great time.

They were great guests and boobies. Yeah. So Laura is still very upset and she's about to be a lot more upset because she is awarded The disco helmet the disco helmet. Yeah, I don't think Jason knew that this was gonna be the reaction that he was gonna get but She's not happy here's where I'll give you the the meanness from Serena. She says, oh, congrats. I think you're going to look great in that. Rubber face in it. My god.

But Laura heads back to the bunk, and she is inconsolable. She's so upset. And I think that it's because she has tried so hard not only to make this boat run well, which she has succeeded in, but to also bring Zarina, AKA Weird Barbie, to heel. And she's received a lot of pushback. And now it looks like Jason is seeing what's going on,

and she's kind of having a bit of a psychic spiral. Now, it's sad. I don't think it makes for that great a TV. But listen, so far this season's been magnificent. Get in the comments. Let us know what what do you want them to let us know? Was us discussing that whole little person blowing his brains out in Van Nuys. Was that too sad? Yeah. Let us know. Did we go too far? Yeah, let us know and and leave it in as a review Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, even as a review. I

Wanted to shout this one out because you know, this is this is a really really sweet one This is a five-star reviewed from Coco Tate 23 already hooked five stars Listen to Patrick on Kate Casey show was instantly entertained and as a big below deck fan I came right over to the podcast and within one show I'm following and just joined their Patreon. Thank that is so sweet. The summer how summerhouse recaps are so so good. Love the chemistry between Dylan Pat and Ruby. Thank you so much. Cocoa Tate 23. Keep them coming everybody. We hope you have a great rest of your week until

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