Another Below Deck Podcast - Lee, There's No Fire | Below Deck S1 E7

Episode Date: December 29, 2025

Dylan and Pat are back to break down Lee's worst episode ever, mutinies, fire and more from Bravo's Below Deck. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

All right, so the fire drill, I guess, doesn't go well. Lee notes if it was real. The mistakes you're making could be fatal. Everyone would be dead. And then he takes a lot of time to express what a bunch of fuck-ups everybody is, especially you porcupine head. He says we lost two people today. Are you out of your goddamn mind?

Welcome aboard, another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck podcast. It's the Patreon exclusive, but I'm thinking we had a conversation about it. This is one of the greatest episodes I've ever seen. I didn't know that this kind of mutiny could exist on Below Deck. I don't know how Lee ever came back from a performance like this. So I don't know. we might put it out for free, who knows. We'll see how it goes.

Okay, yeah. If you're hearing it, I guess you won. Yeah, you won. I'm Dylan, settled up next to Pat. Permission to come aboard. Granted. Do you feel the same way I feel about this episode? Oh, if we're going to get into our thoughts and not,

I have a lot of thoughts out of the gate on this particular episode. Okay. Well, then, if you have a ton, let me just give mine real quick. I'll say again, I do not know how Lee recovered from this episode and then the episode after this. This episode, he cements himself as the kind of leader who is so awful and so toxic that his managerial style and tone and cadence could lead to nothing other than a mutiny. You know, these bosses that are just so unbelievably awful out of fucking nowhere. I don't care if you're having problems at home. You cannot behave this way towards

people the next episode he fucks off and goes golfing this guy is awful awful in the first season particularly he got better but oh my god i've never seen anything this bad 99 pots dylan you nailed it on the head brother okay but there's a little bit more to that uh critique of captain lee a little more nuance to it this episode this particular episode was the one that solidified him as lee okay yeah there was a fork in the road uh you know he what kind of asshole or what kind of person was he going to be on tv yeah yeah uh do i beat a nice captain with a heart of such a humor or an angry old grizzled prick yeah yeah i think i know which one i like this is like in uh amazon's ring of power when sauron looks back at the camera all sassy and emo you know like the guy from my chemical

romance and he hath become the dark lord oh yes you know lee became lee in the episode, the one that we've gotten familiar with, and he, I disagree with you on one point, Dylan, he has not gotten better through the seasons. This is the Lee that continues. I think he was wobbling back and forth about who he would be on the show, like trying to find his footing. Like, where do I fit in here? And he found it. He's like, this feels good. I'm going to ruin everyone's fucking lives. When Lee showed up in this episode to threaten CJ for wearing Dave's pants in the jacuzzi, uh, this was, it was Darth Vader finally having that mask retrofit to his face.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, it was Lee became Lee. And so I like a good origin story, so 70 knots. All right. Well, let's get into it. We left off last with...

Hey, Dale, before you start and you... This is, it's so weird because there are blocks in this show that I think are just completely missing. And production is, it's kind of like they were exhausted at various different points of the season and they succumb to the unlikelyhood of it being a show any longer. So they were just like, fuck it, you know?

No rules. This doesn't make sense. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's more like when you watch reality TV, like Housewives generally, you're seeing a glass of wine during a conversation. Right. Go up and down.

Yeah. Like it has no continuity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They say fuck it to the continuity. And they're right. Right. It doesn't matter. Right. Yeah.

Well, it does kind of in this one, because we have a new word in the terminology of Below Deck. Apparently, there's a position called the relief captain. I guess a relief pitcher of sorts. If something happens to Lee in the seventh ending, we call Fred in. But Fred wouldn't be called in because we have porcupine head. And also, how could you just start an episode off with a complete fucking stranger in the four, throw a Chiron up that says relief captain and have us just go all right i guess so you know it's the exact opposite i don't know who directed ben her but you know how he was like kill more horses it doesn't

matter right that's for i mean it's psychopathic but it's for a vision you know he's convicted about his vision this is just ambivalence they don't give a fuck you know i mean it's really disgusting stuff a spit in the face big time so the two booze bags go um shopping with that they have a chat about switching the room and ben will um ultimately concede to switching with cat but he's still he's so uh spiky-haired and british about the whole thing he's just like he likes that he has the power darling darling you pointed something out to me that i hadn't caught now drink every time he ends a sentence if it doesn't end in the word darling because every sentence ends with the word darling yeah and and we're not in russia with

love or anything like that. We're just a, we're a bunch of sea rats, so let's stop. I want to give some sea rats some advice, Adrian and Ben. As a business person, definitely don't buy food from a grocery store chain when you need to buy this many. You go to like Cotsco or Sam's Club, something bulk. It could be cost prohibitive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's a whopping $700 bill. I don't even want to. Who cares? The fact that they tried to pull off that $700 was an absurd amount of money. I mean, even pro-rated for inflation with 2013 numbers, it really is not that money. Not that much money. Oh, I do want to point out, when Adrian and Ben discussed this bunk swapping,

I believe the old switcheroo would involve porcupine head, too. No one discussed this with him, right? It's so insane that they don't speak to Alex, aka Porcupine Head, at all about this. He is just an afterthought and all of this um who do you want on anchor watch i don't know lee gets a okay lee has asked who he wants on anchor watch and he just goes saying i don't care and then he gets a phone call saying that he he's just his feet are up and he's just waiting for something to get angry about like i i i don't why why why uh you would have thought someone Someone told them Pearl Harbor was being bombed for a second time. Lee, someone's canceling a charter.

That's it. What? Somebody's canceling a charter. He goes, he gets over the walkie and he's like, try to act like a goddamn been here before. It's like, what is that, what does that even mean? The sea rats are obviously elated because they're averse to work. And they already begin putting their itineraries together for their day off tomorrow. I'm going to get blackout drunk.

Some miniature golf, followed by a little drinking until I fall down. And perhaps I'm skipping something. Oh, I want to be blackout drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's this thing where you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. C-Rat, did you say that you wanted to get blackout? That is nuts. I don't know if we can pull that off.

This is when the fire drills begin to kind of seep into the episode. We've talked about this in the past But Lee seems to be doing this To prove to Alex That he is porcupine head And not capable of manning this vessel A hundred percent If Lee was in charge of these sea rats

And he had to do this fire drill You know how he fell in the shower And like bruised a rib Or something like that That's what happened And that's what would happen to him if he tried to pull off this fire drill because he's doing, he's laying out these impossible tasks for porcupine to, to hit. Yeah, he's going to give him a time where this alarm's going to go off and he can't share this with the fellow sea rats or he's going to be on double secret probation. Yeah.

Here's what I'll say to Lee, take your foot off this poor man's neck, okay? You are the captain. Yeah. Okay. But what I love about all this is porcupine's starting to turn. up until this point he's remained a certain level of respect for Lee or at least pretending so now he's actively saying things like oh i bet that old fuck will throw out a hip or meanwhile i hadn't realized what a fucking suck up eddie is to grandpa lee it's gross

eddie is the standard of excellence that has to be achieved on this boat is known only to Eddie. And Eddie is looking around at these sea rats and he's going, this is yachting. He is the Tom Hanks of this softball team. But in like a way more, we're all drunks, we're not actually on a softball team kind of leave us alone gross kind of way. You know what I mean? It's like when somebody tries to establish themselves as like a leader of the beachhead, but you're all just sun tanning. It's like what's going on? Just sit down and calm down. Sit down, Eddie. You know.

Sit down. So Kat is told that she is switching rooms and she is indignant that the conversation was had without her, about her, about a request that she formally made adamantly and drunkenly. So this is when you can start to see the schizophrenia of a cirrhosis laden drunk start to come out. Oh, Ben will give it to her later on in the next episode. But I want to say, not only. was she upset about not being informed of this room decision, but she also thinks it's because Adrian sucked his dick, darling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, darling. Sam is cuddling C.J. And Sam is

starting to really piss me off with this whole C.J's gross thing. Um, listen, Me Too, women, Barbie, patriarchy, bad, all of it couldn't agree more. Men just suck, you know what I mean? We're horrible. I've had it too good for too long, Dylan. But enough with the I'm grossed out with him or by him. Also, I wrap my legs over him during the day when I'm bored. There's a difference between being grossed out by somebody,

but every once in a while getting horny. That might be what's happening here, Dylan. It is what's happening, but that should happen at 2 o'clock in the morning, drunk, and you feel bad the next day. It shouldn't be a lucid flirtation, active flirtation with a constant ramping up to this romantic fucking that has.

It's like just, listen, if you're embarrassed about it, That's fine, but don't be outward. You guys are sea rats. It's disgusting regardless. So just, you know, sit in the pocket and suck each other off. I don't know. I don't want to hear about it anymore. My God.

So, Kat confronts Ben and... Oh, about the whole sucking dick part? Yeah, the whole talking to Adrian without addressing her. And this is where I'm thinking, like, Cat is very indignant that they just made this decision, even though she was the one that asked them to make the decision. But porcupine head, where is porcupine head? He's getting, he's getting his fucking butthole reamed up in the crow's nest by Lee.

He has no agency in this whatsoever. And cats having a fucking drunk Rhode Island meltdown about it. By the way, it's a dumb gripe. And Ben thinks cats insane, but that will not prohibit him from, well, having sex with her later on. Yeah, darling. Darling. Yeah, they do have sex. By the way, I think the next.

next day is when he calls her a white trash trailer park demon refugee yeah that's not good side bedside manner no no no it's a yucky thing to say to somebody but you know drunks are frustrating drunks will get you to places where you go how can i help you let's try breaking you down and now that usually doesn't work wouldn't it be funny if he he redid those lines darling you're a white trash trailer park demon, refugee. She's like, I'm not a refugee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She takes numbers with a refugee.

She's like, that's offensive. My family's been in Rhode Island for three, four generations. No, this is where cat goes. I used to be a track. Okay. So this is, this is, listen, I'm not talking about physical appearance and I'm not trying to be a chauvinist or anything, but cat is gross. in this moment. I'll say this.

She was on the sauce. That's what's gross about it. She's fucked up. She's like, this is, okay, so if a lot lizard, and I'm not saying cat is a lot lizard,

but if a lot lizard came up to you and knocked on your door and said, you know, I can suck you off for $50, I can keep my dentures in, or I can take them out. And you go, no thanks.

And they try to stab you and you evade it and shut the door. And they go, I thought you were cute, not anymore, it would be a laughable thing. Sure. Now, it's a bit of a false equivalency, but it's not that far off. Jesus Christ. By the way, I think she's going to be on the show next week.

Oh, really? Yeah, I think we'll have her on. Okay. Want to get to that fire drill? Yeah, I mean, I'm excited to talk to her about her progress with sobriety. I think she's done well. Really? Yeah.

That's great. I've talked to her a little bit. Yeah, okay. All right. So there's a fire. in the engine room there's a fire in the engine room there is not a fire in the engine room shut the fuck up leave us alone lee i did like how they do this where it's not just a uh you know what i've worked at a lot of office buildings where they do the uh the fake fire drill yeah it never involves actually

creating smoke and then putting it next to a um fire uh what do you call those things in on walls whatever fire alarms yeah yeah they did that here that was interesting they actually create smoke you didn't catch that they could just yank it they could but they don't they actually put smoke in the fire alarm to make sure that it's working in a specific area so that the crew needs to find out where that fire is yeah it made sense to me i guess that's cool but it's also very very dumb and i think it's the worst thing that i've ever seen lee do this is a scumbag fuckface move because he knows that i i can't put my finger on what's so gross about it but

they had this day off and he's not going to let them have it without facing some fucking with them yeah he has to torment them and it reminds me of so many bosses particularly one where you are you know like there's let's say you get the day off but we'll just hang around so you can't leave but you know it's just like what what are you doing tormenting people do you not have a fucking life to live go away that kind of thing yeah you know what we are all required to be at an event yeah yeah yeah yeah and that with our families there's no purpose of us being mandated to be at an event right right other than control of that prick yeah yeah yeah every once in a while I question that boss that I think we're talking about yeah and I'm like no he was a dick yeah yeah

he was a dick yeah or possibly worse who are you talking about you know who i'm talking about i think everybody knows who i'm talking about oh wait this is on like this might be on the free feed i beep that out will you i don't want to get in trouble okay please so let's move on yeah and it might not be on the free feed who knows okay all right so the fire drill i guess doesn't go well lee notes if it was real everybody the mistakes you're making could be fatal everyone would be dead and then he takes a lot of time to express what a bunch of fuck-ups everybody is, especially you porcupine head.

He says we lost two people today. Are you out of your goddamn mind? What do you do? What is this fucking deer hunter? Where are we right now, you melodramatic fucking lunatic. Dylan, it is also at this moment during this tirade of Lee that we get the first he's going to get someone's ass. Oh, yeah.

This is it. Yep. This is one of the little hydraulic shooting-offs out of one of Vader's little things. It adds to the kind of firm placement of Lee being quite literally the evil villain of this show. You know, everybody says, oh, he's your favorite captain. No, no, no. He's the antagonistic force of Below Deck. It's worth noting here, Dylan, that this is where Porcupine, I think we hear his first critique. of Captain Lee. He says that Porcupine says, I'm 80 years younger than Lee, but I'm still as experienced

as him. Yeah. And I wouldn't, I think he's probably right about that. You know, we gave Porcupine had a hard time, but over these last two episodes, he's really cemented himself as a really solid captain. You know, he puts up

with Lee's shit. He puts up with the sea rat shit. But the problem is he's dealing with quite literally the craziest crew we've ever had. The saddest, dumbest, craziest crew we've ever had. We've got Sam, we've got Cat, we've got CJ. These three just right off the rip are some of the worst people we've ever had on the show. And they all get together and cuddle and study in CJ's bottom.

How not to burn people. Yep. So let's get to the nicest restaurant we've ever been to. Obviously, we've got some alcohol flowing. at this point. So obviously people start screaming at each other. And it's all over that fucking fire drill, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

People are pissed. And I don't like the way that Eddie got all princess diaries about it. Again, people are trying to, in my opinion at this point, trying to eke out who, what is my persona on this show? Because this is going to be big. Right. And Eddie is the moral authority, I'd say. Which later seasons wouldn't exactly exhibit that.

No, he banged somebody on top of a drawing machine. With a girlfriend and then lied about it. Oh, yeah, that's right. That was the whole infidelity thing too. Yeah, he probably should have, when someone came to him complained that a coworker called them the N-word, he probably should move that up to the top too rather than just hold that at middle management.

Half-mass, yeah. Yikes. So, to be fair to Heddy, though, Kat and CJ are acting like a bunch of fucking annoying jokes. Oh, yeah, I totally agree. But then just go to the bar and order a martini and, I don't know, hit on the girl next to you. Yeah, shut up. Don't announce that you're going back to the boat.

Yeah. So back inside the nicest restaurant, things are not going well. Everyone is pissed off. And the waiter, I think, fucking hates them. And Adrian hates him right back. He, I guess, has failed. to deliver their food not once but two times and Adrian who is fucked up herself says awful person you're an awful person and I was like the guy was one of those mustached kind of jigolo looking

motherfuckers so I don't think that he really understood what was going on probably for the better but I think had he Adrian might have been killed yeah because he looked like he had some kind of small blade on him now Dylan it's worth mentioning at this point I'm not sure if Eddie left yet uh but uh cat tells us she doesn't tell the people at the table but she shares this sentiment uh where she's at this stage of the night she says i'm drunk i'm horny and i'm bored put that on a t-shirt yep again that's another uh that's another sea rat crest right there so uh the issue is that these these sea rats are pissed and now there's no food coming so naturally we graduate uh we graduate from screaming at the table to form tackling cat to the ground

and slamming her head on the concrete you know there's only one way you can go of course uh so um um that is when cat walks into chef ben's room darling this is back on the boat yeah and uh she says i'm bored i'm bored i'm bored and i'm bored yeah i'm bored i'm horny and i'm bored so yeah she walks in there and the sex sounds all They make you want to throw up. They really do. I don't want to think about Ben and Cat having. It's just, it makes me sad.

Well, you know, Ben, though, he's got some good side bed. What is it? Good bedman? Bedside manner. He doesn't kiss and tell, darling. Well, Ben, we all thought you guys were discussing the barbarian invasions of the Roman Empire, not escorting fluids on each other's C-Rat faces, because that's what you were doing. And there goes the Roman Empire again.

um did you know that caesar was never technically an emperor i didn't know that why did you hear that uh well there was a twitter video that came out wow twitter huh oh x oh i saw this thing on x i don't know how these billionaires come off as dorks i i mean i understand so many of them are dorks but like don't do dorkier things you know somebody was talking about about the other day, David Blaine performing magic to black people in the hood compared to David Blaine performing magic to Jeff Bezos. One is vastly superior to watch than the other.

Oh, yeah? You know, David Blaine is doing magic in the hood and people are freaking out and running around and making fun of people. And then he does a magic trick for Jeff Bezos. And he's just like, oh, maha, ma'am. It's like, oh, my God. But anyways, there's this video on X. And it was of all of the emperors, a lot of which were a lot. And there were women, too. No, get out of here. Yeah, yeah. That's good to hear.

Irene and others. And I kept scrubbing through it trying to find old jewels. Couldn't find it. Looked it up. Technicality. Ah. Yeah. Yeah.

What about the technicality was? It was more of like a big, big general, maybe some person of Congress. We should call him general Caesar then. Yeah, well, that's why they killed him. He was a dictatorial maniac, but he brought in, he ushered in the kind of era of the emperor. Yeah. What was that post?

I don't want to spend too much time on it. Someone said that we mentioned the Roman Empire, and then they said guys are obsessed with Roman Empire. Yeah, I think it was today. Well, that's because there was a movie called Gladiator. That's a fucking awesome. Well, it's also because the Roman Empire is kind of the foundation of... Civilization.

And, yeah, Western civilization. And boys like to play pretend and, you know. Yeah, and also, I think we like the idea of game. like an arena filled with, you know, I don't know if this is true, but they said this. At some point, you had to keep up in the ante for the audience, you know, all your serfs and whatnot, you know, they're farming all day. You know, every second Saturday of the month, you got to fill that arena, fill with people ready to kill each other in front of you because it's fun.

Yeah. And then after 20 years, that gets boring. So then you've got to put a bunch of water in it and then reenact famous battles, right? But that gets boring, right? Right. So then you drain it and then you start letting wild animals in there to eat humans because that's more fun, right? And then everything just gets just completely savage and then wouldn't you know it?

A complete society and culture created its own demise. So we get to the next day and this is when we go ahead and go for another fire drill. The sea rats are still blacked out. Okay. So this is Lee upon hearing that everybody. is asleep. I forget who told him that little piece of information. It's his fucking, the pagoda to his Royal Tenenbaum, Nash. Oh, Nash. Oh, he is a double agent that little fucker. God, I can't stand him. I think he's a nasty

little prick. He never showed back up, I don't think. Well, Nash goes up there, little finger, and he's like, hey boss, everyone's asleep. Yeah. Works for me. Pull it. You seen, you know, Pagoda? You know the guy I'm talking about? You said the Royal Tenenbombs? Yeah. he the same guy that was also in Bottle Shor? What was their first film before Rushmore? Bottle Rocket. Is it called Bottle Rocket?

I think. Was he the one in that one as well? I don't know. He was like a little... Yeah. He's in every one of his movies. Is he? Yeah. He's seen now and he comes in and he sees Dane and Glever and he goes, what's going on, Coltrane? He goes, what did you just call me? He goes,

nothing. Do you call me Coltrane? No, no, no. I didn't call you Coltrane. I saw that movie in the movie theater. I have no idea what that movie's about. It's just about a dysfunctional family. That's it, huh? Yeah. Huh.

I like Rushmore, a lot more. It made more sense. You got to watch Royal Tentembaums again. It's a close to a perfect movie. Yeah, that's what people tell me, but I saw in the movie theater. I was not impressed. Yeah, well, you should watch it again, and you should watch the departed. All right, well.

You will. Yeah, I'm going to eventually watch it. I am so excited to get to APS because it is a very important. about one of your favorite movies of all time. What movie's that? Back to the future. Oh, I can't wait. Yep.

You know, I know a lot about that movie. I don't know if you're going to be able to surprise me with anything. Well, did you know that it predicted 9-11? I didn't know that. Well, color yourself fucking unaware that it predicted 9-11. Is that one of the dates that shows up on the, uh, in the Dolorian? It shows up everywhere. Oh.

How timely of you? Yeah. That national tragedy happened on Monday. You know, this whole fire drill business, I think this was a nauseating trope that Lee wanted to make a thing. And I don't think it ever resurfaced or showed itself again on the below deck franchise. They get to the point where, and speaking of fire drills, everybody knows that, uh, according to the fair bank study the building number seven couldn't have fallen that way

just based on fires but joking Lee gets them all to get to the point of abandoning ship and it's just like hey asshole can we just

if you want to make us work and tidy up the boat before we go out and have a day that's fine but can we not do this thing where you make us get on these giant cumbersome fucking nylon stretchy suits and then bring us up into your quarters and shit on all of us for not doing what was essentially a perfect fire drill they they knock it out of the park and lee afterwards brings everybody up to his uh his quarters and he actually

Asked C.J. why he walked out of his room without a shirt on. If this is what we're... Well, actually, he yelled on him because he was taking the time to find a shirt to put on. So your point is, why didn't you just walk out naked? There's a fucking fire. No, he wanted him to put a shirt on his face. Oh, I see. And he came out, he was like, there's smoke everywhere.

Why don't you put a shirt on over your... Well, because there isn't smoke everywhere. You old fucking maniac. That's why. So he begins to quite literally lose his fucking mind over these minute details. And it's the kind of leadership where the people you are managing are confused, weirded out, and then angered by. And it gets the opposite result that he was looking for. They all hate him now. Well, also, he's got a, you know, every real dick as a manager, supervisor, whatnot, they always need a fucking

a side guy. And for Lee, that's Nash because Nash is a little fucking prick too. Yeah, he's a little fucking snake. Yeah, boss, you're doing it right. Yeah. Get out of here, Nash. Uh, all right. So everybody heads out for a nice day. Well, because he unleashed on them. They need, and they weren't happy with his feedback. So it blow off a little steam after such a reaming chorus. You're going to go to the beach and you're going to get

fucking blackout drop. That's it, dude. That's fucking it. Ben and Adrian are going to stay back while the rest of the sea rats go to Cocoa Beach. Kat's ready to room with Alex, who's got a bigger dick than Adrian. Um, and Kat is jealous of Adrian and Ben. Um, cat, they're working. You're drunk again. Calm down. Uh, everyone is in the jacuzzi when they get back and this is when Lee comes down to have another shit fit. Mr. Poopie pants. There to spoil the fun. Threatened CJ for swapping shorts with Dave and the jacuzzi. He says if you, if I see you in there without shorts on, you're fired. This is after screaming at them over a fire drill that was sprung on them while they

were still asleep, that they executed to a probably nine out of ten level. The guy is fucking angry. He is the, if there were two warring factions of, let's say, farmers, let's say this is a small-scale war. Okay. Lee is the commander of one group of farmers. I assume this is overland or trade? Yeah, it's overland.

And there's another guy, you know, nameless, whatever. They all meet in a quarry. And Lee's treatment of his soldiers is akin to what's been going on here. When the battle starts, they, Lee raises his saber and starts marching. Before he knows it, he gets his fucking head chopped off from behind. And they go, we'll join your team. That's it.

we're not fighting you guys that's what would happen that's the kind of inspiration that he has kind of rallied in these people you sound like me the last three and a half years doing this goddamn podcast i think that the my i are today is warranted i think yours i mean you may have been picking up on something but i don't think he's ever been as bad as he was this episode he was awful so uh night sets in ben is drinking wine and bathing he makes some killer pizzas with foie and steak and Mosquipone and that's when Lee comes out

to deliver some great news. No one's going out. Dude. Cat comes up with a new name for Lee for this. What's that? Fucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's exactly what he's being. It's like, what is going on with you, Captain Ratchet? Why are you trying to torture all of us? It's really fucking bizarre. It sucks. Oh, by the way, the night before, I think this is when Kat offers to give Ben a blowjob. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, at least worth mentioning. Yeah. And then Eddie, that little suckass, he's talking about the crew members, not having respectfully. How do you like working on a tugboat in Ohio, Eddie? Because that's where suckasses end up. The suckass. All right. So Kat is getting shit-faced and she's losing her mind again, interrogating Adrian and Ben.

um she is okay i'm trying to think of a pop culture reference oh i got it uh happy gilmore oh nope i got it billy madison when he sees the penguin hello mr penguin that is what that is what cat is going through with adrian and that are hearing voices yeah from walls right right right she's not in a good state of mind she is not she's losing her god damn gourd and that is when Ben says she is like a white trash trailer park demonic refugee and I think that's when we have the episode well she tries to sneak off the boat oh she goes and asks permission to captain lee hey i want to go for a stroll no why not captain lee come on you're nice captainly nope uh i'm just gonna go for a stroll i don't think that's what you're gonna do

She turns into Ethan Hunt, and I can't believe I tried to end the episode without talking about this. James Bond, so she turns in. She sneaks up one of the fucking many exit routes for this porous boat. Well, she might have gotten away with it if she wasn't had a big fat guy with a boom mic over his shoulder and two cameramen. She might have gotten away with it. Well, also, Lee has positioned himself in a vantage point where he can really see everything that's going on. and he's not even reading he's not even playing fruit ninja and he's not upstairs in his room he's in the hallway by all of their rooms so that he can watch them you grumpy old fuck

get out of here and leave adults alone what is this a sixth grade field trip are we at astro camp right now you loser god damn it he was so horrible this episode he was and by the way it it gets more horrible in the next episode. They did something that I think the labor board, even if it was in whatever country they are. Oh, my God. You don't do something correctly for your job, so therefore he can ding you pay, tip money,

so you can either take the ding on pay or you're fired. Not to mention someone says that they have a medical issue, and he goes, you're a fucking liar. I mean, holy shit. shit the season is it's good in like a taxi cab confession kind of way like it's a very grimy dirty sad season and i'm happy that they've cleaned it up a little bit i'm happy that the lenses are a little bit more dusted off but it's still entertaining nonetheless jump in the iTunes ratings reviews jump in the comments let us know what you thought about the episode uh i'm dylan saying

goodbye pat say goodbye later news You know, no.