Another Below Deck Podcast - Lexit | Below Deck S6 E13

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

Pat, Nick and Dylan are back to break down the exit of one dear Lexi, Delaney's best efforts to stay on reality TV, how she'll be back, Lloyd shaking and much more Below Deck.  Video of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsqiItz4A10&ab_channel=AnotherBelowDeckPodcast Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2 and our coverage of Love is Blind https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork Merch: AnotherMerchStore.com

With the whole stop talking about money thing, she's 100% right because like this is a twofold weird thing you keep talking about. One, you're washing sheets, which if you are very wealthy and you are also washing sheets, what are you doing here? And two, it's like undercover boss. Yeah, exactly. But like, are you undercover boss yeah exactly but but like see are you undercover boss welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck podcast. My name's Dylan. I'm settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. Ahoy, mateys. Pat, producer of the podcast, is over there behind my glasses. Hello, everybody. How are you?

Hello to you. How are you? I'm doing wonderful. Thank you for asking very much, Dylan. PSAs before we get into stuff? Yes, CTA time. Call to action. Call to action for asking very much, Dylan. PSAs before we get into stuff? Yes, CTA time. Call to action. Call to action, because that's not in the now. I am not going to ask you guys for money this week. What's up, Jake? Just held his finger up.

We could have signaled it. I want the aux cord. Oh, got it. Okay. I think we could have done that without this. PSAs. Did we, audience, do we have to start over? No, I don't think we do at all. All right. I think we just jump right into the PSAs. Did we, the audience, do we have to start over? No, I don't think we do. Okay. At all.

All right. I think we just jump right into the PSAs. With the CTAs. All right, Barnacles, I got two jobs for you this week. And especially those of you who have refused to pay us, the least you can do is some of my bidding that doesn't involve your credit card in Patreon.

Okay. Sure. Or buying a t-shirt. Although that's a huge mistake on your part. Some of my least favorite people corrupt politicians number one but then shortly cut it out okay corrupt politicians but then shortly followed up by people who come in our reviews and say never gonna pay you well why don't you fuck yourself and stop listening then that If you don't pay us, that's fine. But don't be indignant in written form.

It's so rude. Go ahead. It's pretty rude. I'm pretty sure we got Miss Marshy to step out, though. I don't know who that is. That was the first one that told me she'd never pay. Okay. Please continue.

Okay. So, guys, we need to grow our show. And we are on the precipice of being, like, the next big thing. Thanks to you guys and our talents okay two things have come together at once one thing that will take us just vaguely the next big thing yeah we're gonna be the next big thing in podcast we're gonna pop as the kids say okay all right so get this uh the way we can do that is we got to be on other people's shows that are bigger than us okay right so this i i'm sure there's a lot of crossover listeners i'm a

juicy scooper i love heather mcdonald you're a scooper i'm a big fan of heather mcdonald i listen to all her podcasts my wife and i we used to each separately have patreon of juicy scoop now my wife just has it and we listen to it on the weekends when we go out for the drive with the kids sure we are what you'd call super fans super scoopers here's my call to action first thing heather if you're listening which she is please have us on your show you'd really help us out and we'd be great on your show just like we have been on for crying out loud or kate casey show or kate chastain show we kill it we bring our audience there we help your numbers we help each other three fun guys three uh fun uh cis guys

yes so that is that is my first call to action. You need to get her DMs. Put your favorite clip link or something like that. Say you got to have these guys on your show, Heather. Oh, fans bombard her socials. That's right. Got it, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to get on her. I like that CTA.

I know we're on her radar because I'm pretty sure she's a listener. Is the second PSA stop stealing our material, Heather McDonald? No, no. Oh, okay. Got it. Because off mic, off mic, we were talking about how she's an ip thief do you not want that in this episode i do not sir okay i think i'm gonna leave it in heather stop stealing our shit does that qualify as ip just yeah yeah yeah yeah i guess it does yeah

i guess it does germ comes from this frontal lube not yours anyways can we move on yeah yeah oh patreon.com slash another podcast network also youtube almost a thousand subscribers it's a new thing so you need to help us grow that and hit a thousand for the algorithmic juice and i haven't talked to these guys about it but i i hope we cover the spinoffs on patreon we of course we have to be the home for below deck it's weird though because i think i think down under is only going to be on peacock but my theory is the hardcore below deck fans are the people who listen to us who will watch on peacock yeah rest assured all of our below deck med and sailing og or below deck med and og will always be on free free feeds and everything else and i mean every fucking thing else will only exist behind a paywall.

Go ahead. Oh yes. Final call to action. I'd almost forgotten. All right. And we will get, no, but this is important.

The audience really wants us to do this guys. We're talking to the white whale of this season. Lexi, who is a black woman, right? We are in negotiations with her to be on the show, but she needs a little more nudging because she's nervous that bravo will sue her what i need you to do despite probably despising

her quite frankly i need you to hit her in her dms and i need you to say to her you might be lying a little bit you say i'm on your side your story needs to be heard lexi go on this show i got a good idea so say that you like her, which you don't. But two, say that you have a jurist doctorate. Say that you have passed the bar in some way or another and give her fake legal advice. And don't under any circumstances have an Instagram that would indicate you're poor. Otherwise, your opinion means nothing. Okay, let's get into it but i will say isn't it fun guys that the only seasons we haven't covered of this show are below deck reg 134 and below deck

med 123 no are you not at all i want i want to start on below deck one guys all right so um thoughts and nods that's a heady segment where we give general thoughts on the episode and assign it a rating of 1 to 100. A lot goes into it. We do not take this lightly. Nick, why don't you go ahead? This episode was really good, although pretty drawn out. I mean, the large bell curve in the middle was just Captain Sandy doing her due diligence

that she should have done episodes ago and fired Lexi. Right. Full stop. Right. That being said, still enjoyed it. 78 knots. Yeah.

And guys, if it's still in the back of your mind that I have to go get my sandwich, I have been in text communication with my delivery driver and my sandwich is waiting outside the white gate and I'm going to wait until this show is done so I don't have to get up. Chicken pesto i'll have a bite of that you'll have a bite i have not had a bite of anything and too much caffeine that is tearing the lines of my stomach

you will have none sir okay unless you really need it no i'm just gonna try a bite hey can i do my thoughts or not i'm so blown away by you like just taking ownership assumpt going to try a bite. Hey, can I do my thoughts or not? I'm so blown away by you just taking ownership, assumptive ownership over a bite of a sandwich. In general, a bite of a sandwich is something friends would do for each other. But again, I haven't ate all day and I've had too much caffeine, which is tearing the linings of my stomach. Yeah, stop talking about it because it's giving me anxiety just sitting next to you. Yeah, it's gross to talk about that.

All right, can I get my thoughts or not? Yeah, go ahead. My favorite part was Deckhand Dave's leg literally rotting from his body. That was it. Yeah, yeah. Okay. What is with leg injuries on these boats?

Totally gross. The other interesting part was the unraveling of Sandy at the tail end with the Malia thing. Ooh, those two have something going on between them. Yeah. There's some stuff that happened in between filming seasons. Lastly- Well, yeah, it was that-

When she called her out as being a lesbian on a cameo? Yeah, it was the opioid-fueled outing on cameo. Nick, you're the one who picked up on this. Sandy's issue with Malia is that she sees her nipping at her coattails to take over her position as the captain. Okay, so back to my thoughts. There's an irony to it because she's also in love with her. right right you know what else uh captain sandy's in love with uh is lexi i'm pretty sure um i agree i don't want to get ahead of myself neither because lexi nearly

i was of the belief she'd pulled off not getting fired at the tail end of this episode yeah because i am sniveling uh chef matt was such an asshole in his own right that the two should have crossed each other out. I guess her only sword that she fell on was actually getting in someone's face and saying she was going to kick their ass. You can't threaten someone's life and not get fired. Anyway, I thought it was a decent episode,

but let me tell you something, guys. Be careful what you wish for. You hated Lexi, you wanted her to go. With it will be anything interesting or any drama. decent episode but let me tell you something guys be careful what you wish for you hated lexi you wanted to go with it will be anything interesting or any drama we're just gonna have some guests i don't foresee any sea rats sucking and fucking um it's time to wrap up this season and move on to mr old fake captain lee how many pots 60 all right i'm gonna give it 12 pots. So let's get into the episode. We are hot off the heels of Lexi being a demon and Matt being a, you know, sniveling polyamorous spaz.

But yeah, we're beginning here at the Cannonetta or whatever this restaurant was called. Do you have a TripAdvisor review on this? I don't. Okay, so Lexi is talking to herself in the bathroom. I'm a real G. You better ask about me. About who the real G is.

Lloyd is still shaking. And Delaney is saying, well, anyways, yeah, nice to meet you all. Funny line, but it kind of reeked of the storyline is off of me, and I don't care for that. We kind of admired Delaney's unabashed camera thirst, her entire very focused and effective goal to be on television, but I'm done with Delaney.

Unfortunately for me, she will be on, as Nick said last week, one of the 15 iterations of this show. Though not quite as exciting, her appearance on this program was very similar to that viral cat in Miami Stadium. Oh, yeah. I don't know if you saw that thing. There was a cat in a stadium. It was on the second year. You did see it. I believe I heard about it. It's like seeing it. Do you believe you heard about it? It's like seeing it. It was. Do you believe you heard about it? It's like seeing it. I kid you not.

It's my favorite viral video of all time. There's a feral cat in a stadium at the Miami College football game. It's on the upper deck. It's somehow. Who are the Canes? What team is that? The Hurricanes. It's somehow on the.

Oh, that's just. Yeah, that's insane. What do you mean? The Canes? I'm not going to get. But what school is it? Miami. Miami. You Miami? Yeah, the U.. What do you mean? Canes? I'm not going to get hung up on that. But what school is it? Miami. Miami U Miami?

Yeah, the U. Miami Hurricanes. Sorry, I'm not a college football guy. I mean, they're just the most famous. I thought they were called the U. Go on. It's interesting that a team would name itself after something that, on a yearly basis, nearly kills hundreds of people. But they also do that to the opponents.

So I feel like it's ass. It'd be like the San Francisco Aids. nazis we're we're getting in the weeds we are getting in the weeds uh and i know it's partly my fault this is convoluted yet apt analogy this cat there's a there's a balcony there's a tarp it's hanging like fucking scar and it's hanging by a thread just like Delaney, but it wants to be on TV so bad. The only difference is the cat fell and people caught it with an American flag and it lived. It's insane. I'll show you guys later.

This is like, it's the perfect piece of content for people from his part of the country because they don't like cats, but they love America. And this cat is distressed and it doesn't die but america saves it when i was like 14 they legalize hunting feral cats in wisconsin and i made like i made like an aim an aol instant messenger uh away message i was like uh catch me later going out with the 22 shooting some cats something like that i didn't shoot any cats okay so lexi comes back from the bathroom

she took a shit uh matt says welcome back the worst person in the world great line um coco and the rest of the crew confront lexi and uh it's gwen's head in the box this doesn't go well um she tells Courtney that she can't twerk which Lexi said a lot of horrible things but I felt that this was uh way over the line way over the line uh they hop I mean she said horrible things and she's a horrible human being but I was like this is accurate Courtney Coco Chloe oh stop it she's a horrible human being. But I was like, this is accurate. Courtney Coco, Chloe. Oh, stop it. She's talked about how much she's practiced for,

for a decade of trying to twerk in front of her mirror. And she cannot do it. She can twerk for a white girl. She absolutely. No, she can't. I want to say something that disgusted me. And by the way,

Nick, I never want to have chef spaz on this show. Cause I won't be able to hold myself back on my disdain for him. He looks on at that table as other people are going at it with Lexi. Like he's the mastermind, like the Svengali. Look what I did. Now everyone's doing my bidding. He's the joker and it's the pile of money he lit on fire.

Oh, man. Sorry to cut you off. No, no. I just I want to punch him in the face. But you talk to him if I booked him, right? Sure. All right, so they hop in the cars, and Malia does her best to clearly convey why this evening went poorly for her.

It's a pretty simple point, but excuse me, there's a fighter jet flying overhead. So lay the, who's in the van. So in the one van that you're talking about it's malia lexi and alexis uh assistant i mean it's a slow moving plane it's just it's like hovering above us we're going to war with china um so yes malia delaney lexi in one car the rest of the fun gang in the other so um malia essentially tells her your, the problem for you is that your demonic qualities have already been on display. If they hadn't been, people wouldn't want you to go off to the pasture that is South

Beach. Well, I have the transcript Dylan. Forgive me if I interrupt. Well, no, no, no. It just boils down to people don't like you. Well, she says you've made an impression. Um, let me just give it a rundown. This is the transcript.

Uh, she, uh, You called Floyd a homo. You got into one of your boss's faces. You made a racist remark about Z's accent. Yeah. Yeah. You put a bad taste in people's mouth, Lexi. The printer smudged on it. Yeah.

You did go to Walgreens to get the ink, right? And you asked the store clerk to unlock the soap cabinet, right? Malia made great points, but a la her talking to Delaney at that dinner about how she fucked up on deck on her last night with these people. Quit lecturing people in social situations, Malia. We get it. You want to be a captain. It's in the bag.

Shut the fuck up. Well, speaking of money. Oh, sorry. She also tells her to stop talking about money, which I'm kind of with you, just in a less aggressive manner. But, you know, with the whole stop talking about money thing, she's 100 percent right, because like this is a twofold weird thing you keep talking about one you're washing sheets which if if you are very wealthy and you are also washing sheets what are you doing here and two it's like undercover boss yeah exactly but but like see are you undercover boss it's incredible but too if it's not true this is a strange pathological lie that you're telling it comes really creeping

people out i don't know how lex how old lexi is but these things they creep up in drunken fights that are they started in your childhood she used to to hurt people's feelings in the playground by saying this bullshit. And it worked. And it's never been removed from her lexicon. Well, the thing is. Nice pun. Nice. It doesn't shake out because I think Lexi's father being a pastor came before the heyday of old steam and mega churches and stuff

like that yeah she's the daughter of a preacher yeah but not really cuz that that phone call is pretty weird well I was talking about that but yeah what do you I'm sorry I misunderstood what you said I don't think I used correct English or it's not something about going out to pasture he died three months ago is that what you were saying no that's not what I was saying so anyways um speaking of money the crew gets back on the boat and lexi calls her friend to lament having poor people around her something i've done constantly um but she talks about having poor friends and about how the wealthy don't try to backstab people um washing sheets is a clear indicator that you are not rich but thinking that the wealthy do

not deceive is a much louder sign that you have never been inside of a country club one time in your life well or maybe she means what she's saying it's a tale as old as time you know uh rich uh rich people are nice well Well, they're front facing. Nice. But and again, I don't want to I don't want to say like, oh, it's a shame you haven't been in a country club. Country clubs are stuffy and boring. Great golf. But, you know, it's not necessarily a bad thing that you haven't been in country clubs.

It's just that you're lying about being wealthy, which is fucking weird. But anyways, easily proven wrong yeah again the folding of the sheets yes so um it looks like the damage is done but before we get to the morning lexi chats with her mother excuse me about being a preacher's daughter um you want to get into this, but you know, I really quickly, I want to say this, the gospel didn't take, um, it's like Mel Gibson being the auteur behind the passion of the Christ. And years later, uh, you know, many different voicemails or audio recordings surface of him lacking tolerance.

Um, you know what I mean? or audio recordings surface of him lacking tolerance. You know what I mean? It's just the teachings of Christ, you know, you really got to sit on them or you can just be a piece of shit. Well, he was drunk, Dylan. He was drunk. He was angry. Yeah, he's drunk. This is a false dichotomy.

I mean, a true sign of a Christian is being imperfect, Dylan, and asking for forgiveness. That is such a convenient, such a convenient thing. There's only one perfect person, Dylan, and he died on the cross for all our sins, okay? Hey, let me say this. Hail Mary. And Jim Caviezel played him. Oh, Jesus.

JC. From this conversation with mom, we derive two things. One is, I think there were some issues with dad. He wasn't a preacher, and there was some little drama going on there. I think he was a preacher. Well, she some issues with dad he wasn't a preacher and there was some little drama going on i think he was a preacher well she didn't want to acknowledge him as a preacher i think mom he wasn't a preacher didn't she say that no i don't think she did all right we'll look at the tape okay the second thing is and we tell everybody watch the show a couple times yeah and listen to this same episode a couple times you gotta do your research i don't

know if you guys joke but i watch every episode of below deck twice sometimes i do i barely watch it the first time the second thing i derive from this conversation is she's never written any books written by jack o'willie she has definitely not she she's not taking extreme ownership moderate ownership dare i say any ownership right uh what what we say about what she said just a little bit ago fuck uh poor people poor people now a little after that she said it uh dad is a preacher oh it was about the father i saw on uh some of the below deck groups my my entrance into below deck groups have now surpassed the amount of bachelor bachelor uh There are so many springing up all over the place. And it's kind of these micro communities, like 5,000 or less,

and that's where you can really fucking, you can become known in the community. Sure. But on one of them, I saw a really, it's an unconfirmed blind item. And why I say that, because normally I'll take all these. Is that the lingo of Facebook groups groups unconfirmed blind item well blind item is a thing in reality and like gossip rags where there's like these sites they're blind items and people just like like do do ma or whatever the fuck that's a blind item

what is do moi you know that it's it's it's where people can just post their interactions with celebrities and then they'll give stories and like inside that's where i got a lot of leslie man stuff inside scoops and then the the blind item thing they'll repost it and they're like this ain't on us if it ain't true but we heard oh got it okay cool uh so i and normally i will recite these as fact but this one i'm like how would they know this? I don't care if they're true or not. I'll tell you guys they're true. This one I heard that and I'm now realizing I said it on last week's episode but Lexi's father bought her boobs

because he told her it would make her more successful in her career. Who's got a problem with that? Yeah. I just don't know how anybody would know if that's true or not. Where would you get that info?

Right, right. I mean she's's rich her mom posted the blind item yeah that that yeah that seems like conjecture it seems like that that blind item should start with i bet all right so next morning goodbye delaney lloyd carries her bag up it was epic she says that she would not be BFFs with Lexi because they disagree on so many things and then the producers ask Delaney if she's going to take Stu off of her CV she says yes it was just

filler anyways which is a little bit of a euphemism it was more a pointed lie to get on the reality show that you wanted to be on but who's counting you can't spell filler without lie that's true can i give some advice to delaney because i know she listens delaney you had a wonderful run on the show i mean it might be a little embarrassing watching it now behind the scenes after you left the boat and then they fired someone uh they would

prefer yeah two more charters uh despite another body i would say obviously would help uh they would prefer yeah two more charters uh despite another body i would say obviously would help uh they didn't want you back sure okay that's a little embarrassing it's tough to it's tough to swallow but you didn't come off like a dick you didn't offend anybody you can tell your kids you were on a reality show you can check that box and i think you can move on don't come back on for another season because before you know it they're finding pills and they're embarrassing and ruining your whole future for future work. It's just a mess. Everyone should be on a reality show

for like one or two episodes. Come off good and then leave. You think that people just took one bite of the apple in the Garden of Eden? No. No. She hath a disease for more. She will be on the show again. You also can't spell filler without flur.

Okay, so Malia sits down with Matt, who is sucking down chocolate kashi or something, and asking, did I say anything bad last night? Yeah, he's suffering memory loss, apparently. Yeah, you said a lot bad. Just assume you did, you dumb idiot. Yeah, we said that with Lexi. Like, if no one's speaking to you the next morning,

like, this whole, oh, I just completely forgot. If you can't jog your memory, look around the room and read it. You probably said something really terrible. And maybe that giant pit in your stomach is somewhat of a tip, you idiot. So she then gathers her deck crew around. It seems like they all want Lexi fired, but Lloyd especially,

because over the past year he's gotten more and more anxiety. Well, yeah, you're a grown man who was shaking because two people were yelling at each other. Am I too hard on Lloyd? I was just blown. I was blown away by that. No, I completely agree. He said at one point, I don't know if it was this exact moment, but he was like, it affects me more because in the last year I've been suffering from anxiety.

No, it affects you more because you're a narcissist. Everybody is taken aback and like, wow, that was really fucked up up but they don't let it like rock their world right right uh you gotta jocko willink take extreme ownership control your emotions uh all right so katie comes up on the bridge for her 400th sit down with captain sandy she paints a pretty accurate picture of the whole shebang how refreshing is that? Yeah. All right. You know, the game of telephone where... I love Katie. I think Katie is a solid human being. A lot of people disagree with you, and I'm always shocked by that.

I think she's a little soft when it comes to management. Sure. But I think she's a nice person at her core. Boy, she really does break down the events. Like, she is literally a referee that has no stake in the game, except she's got to make sure that charters go out. Who's the person with that essentially a magic device where they hit all the keys at the same time and it spells?

A stenographer. We have one. We have one. No, but I love that. It was a stenographer's record of the occasion. And so does that boat. So maybe that's who she talked to. I hate when people like, you know, as a high school kid would show up and be like, hey,

we got to go beat these fuckers up out there. Well, what happened, Todd? Well, this fucking guy, man. He just walked up to me. Fucking call me a homo, dude. A guy walked up to you. They didn't call you. Fucking call me a homo, dude.

Told me to suck his dick. You're leaving out the fact that you pinned him down and tried to put your cock in his mouth. You spit in his face. I hate people that exaggerate or spin. It's just give us the fucking fact. You hate most people. But what did you say? You really like Katie or you?

I love Katie. Oh, yeah. I love Katie as well. She's definitely not your typical chief. She's not your church. But I don't think she's a very good chief. She's not. She she dropped the ball with this like the Delaney thing, not just being more straight up like we don't need you.

You have to leave. She was like, it's making more difficult for me. And then, like you said, she could have take control more in the situation because Courtney's also Chloe Coco. She's also fucked up. And she was the one that was like, you're both in the wrong. If Katie, as a leader, would have been, because she seemed like she's more sober than most of these people most of the time.

If she would have been like, can we please just have a dinner? Katie's still young. Like you haven't, at that point, you haven't been beat down by the world yet. You know, I'm not, Kate is an eternally young human being. We love Queen of the Sea, Kate Chastain. But Kate had had more experience, you know, with fucking sea rats when she was on the show.

So she just didn't put up with people's bullshit. You know, she was less empathetic, as you should be. Nobody has time for this shit. So let's move on well i love what captain sandy does here which is she has the brilliant idea all right a bunch of people fighting each other calling each other the r word and saying that they wish they were never born let's get them all in the room together yeah regular old jerry springer episode but the reason why she brings them all in the same room i do want to like kind of hone in on because it's like the same room, I do want to kind of hone in on... Because it's like the same philosophy as Vince McMahon has

with the Royal Rumble, right? No, it's the same philosophy that Captain Lee has. The most paramount order, the most important directive that Captain Lee gives his crew of sea rats, do not embarrass this boat. And she says that's exactly what these people have done i got a fucking call from that restaurant god forbid anybody tracks these people back

to the inanimate m'lady i i don't know if you guys saw that drone shot but uh the the yacht uh what is it called it was really bashful it was undoubtedly blushing uh lady so yeah yes so um we sit down for a conflict uh conflict resolution session with captain sandy are you making fun of delaney no i am not i am stumbling over my tongue that would be opposite she can't do that obviously this does not go great uh lexi begins on the offensive and has that very quiet tone of voice that is very creepy and unsettling to this podcaster um it it has this facade of being measured but you can tell that there is so much boiling behind it you know um i there's a lot of stuff that kind of tornadoes around this room is there anything specific you guys want to

yeah i think most importantly and it's been boggling my mind all season um like lexi is traditionally attractive but i was like who does she remind me of? Sandy! No, Lexi. Oh, Lexi. I was like, who does she remind me of? Oh, Barossa. No, no, no. Raejean Rondo. Oh, wow, wow, wow. It's pretty uncanny. I think Rondo looks more like a snake than Lexi does.

I found some angles, I'm telling you. We'll get one on my side-by-sides. I think that's the most important takeaway from this. I think so. I had some thoughts about this. Yeah. All right. So we can't deny Lexi can be a little lazy at her worst. But for the most part, I mean, Sandy, even her snacks out of her tits and takes naps in the middle of the day.

We all have our bad days. Well, my tits aren't big enough to do that. But I kind of thought what happens off the boat isn't allowed to be judged on the boat. Right. Like if you're all drunk out at a club or something. To a certain point, Pat. All right. To a certain point.

But I kind of feel like there's not the employee-employer relationship once you're off the boat. To what extent do we allow being evaluated or judged on your job from what you do outside of your work right i don't know so i kind of had a problem with that although i know she got in that idiot's face and said she was going to beat the shit out of him or whatever the hell she said right but it says it's off the boat i kind of feel like it's not relevant to be yeah i mean i disagree if i'm an attorney that's what would be my argument comes back aboard and creates a horrible work environment that's a little bit but i think the bigger bigger thing at play is and we joke about these captains anthropomorphizing the boats yeah but they really did embarrass the boat in front of like this

really nice dining place like when the the wait staff is like joking with each other and they see all these people saying the r word and people being aborted. This is why my wife says I should be an attorney, Nikki. Because if that is the case and that is a fireable offense, I want the girl who is twerking. Sure. That's cool fun. I want the guy who- Z's falling over, blacked out. Falling over, blacked out.

I also want the guy who was fighting with Lexi fired because he was going back and forth. All of them are guilty. Sea rats are going to sea rat. To me, you don't sound like a good attorney. You sound like Lexi fired because he was going back and forth all of them are see rats are gonna see right to me I don't sound like a good attorney. You sound like Lexi. They should all be fired for insubordination I have a little crush. All right, so I want to get to ultimatum gate You know, we give Sandy a lot of shit on the show, but really badass moment from her actually I think it helped that it was a takedown of spaz who you know, we're not huge I think it helped that it was a takedown of Spaz, who we're not huge fans of.

But she finds out that Matt had the idea of walking in and saying it's either her or me. And I love that she was like, you? Are you fucking kidding me? You were going to walk in here and say that to me? Because if you do, or if you are planning to do that, pack your shit up now and leave. You don't have knives, so it'll be very easy for you. I've given Sandy a lot of crap. Sandy, you did a good job there.

I thoroughly enjoyed that. But had Captain Sandy not heard from a third party that Matt was planning on giving an ultimatum, and if Matt would have walked on that boat and been like I cannot work with her like I'm just gonna I there's no disrespect to you I have to leave if she's still here Lexi would have

left she would have Captain Sandy would have been given an ultimatum and she would have agreed to it but when she heard she was like it was a shot to her ego she's like fuck you alright well it's how it's framed here we are back in uh true form shitting on sandy so um she brings in a carousel of crew uh you know kind of calls out courtney for the c word she has a chat with malia i don't know if

there's anything you guys want to cover here we can just keep on moving on like you said this is a very long drawn out investigative individual interviews yes she's got to get to the bottom but ultimately she gets lexi gets called up to the bridge it was a fun uh sign of like who production does and doesn't like because because courtney was like i apologize right after smash cut showing her apologize right after they love courtney and oh spoiler alert she's on she is back for Below Deck Med season seven. Well, she's got to start having sex with someone on the boat if we want her around. You know what? Oh, I think if there's any beefier, more aggressive men, she will be getting laid.

Maybe men that she's actually attracted to. Anyways. Oh, wait, hold on. Beefier, more attractive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dylan, honestly, I was thinking about what my problem with this season is because I've enjoyed it, kind of, But the casting was absolutely terrible. The guys, like, you need to have hotter people.

You've got to have a hot guy. At least one. You can't have Lloyd on this boat. And Deckhand Dave on the same boat. Deckhand Dave's fine. Lloyd, I guess he's good for crew morale. It's been nice to see everybody kind of cheery and fine. I'm sure Lloyd's a nice guy, but like, yeah, just,

you got to have a guy from New Jersey that wants to fucking suck. If you're going to have the kind of energy that Lloyd brings, he better be a chef, Adrian kind of whack job creep who wants to put sea cucumbers on the table and says stuff like that. You like my meat? They, that's right where my meat is.

They wasted Lloyd's entire story arc with his coming out. And I, says stuff like that you like my meat they uh that's right where my meat is they wasted lloyd's entire story arc with his coming out and i i think they really wanted that i'm pretty sure on the below deck application it says what percent straight are you yeah and he wrote 90 and they're like we got one we got one because i think i think that 10 has made the last year more anxious for him a wise man i once knew pat said if you call yourself 90% straight, there's a 100% chance you've had a dick in your mouth. Incredible lie. Yeah, very crass.

Very crass. Poetry. But poetry nonetheless. There's someone in our Facebook group, facebook.com slash group slash another below deck podcast that said they've been chuckling at that for weeks. And I actually forgot about it, and now I love that. Thanks, Nick.

All right, so we then get Sandy saying, you know what's interesting? No one ever starts with Matt. Okay, Sandy. Matt is a sniveling worm, but you haven't seen what she becomes at night. Also, I don't think it was Matt that started it. Lexi was kind of shitting on matt

deservedly so for faking a knee injury when dave was giving that speech that's the thing that kind of kicked this entire thing off that's a great point you just switched my whole thing because i felt like katie was covering for matt when she we said she gave such an accurate play by play by play by saying i don't know who started it but that was the seed that started that wasn't a different dinner it was it was but it's still on this little trip it was the night before it was the night before the waterfalls yeah so then the

next day then Matt was going in really hard but it right I bet they could have Matt is a fuck he's a sniveling pigeon you know he's not a he's not a good guy you don't fight with with women like this it's just ridiculous I don't want to sound like you know Rockwell or anything but it's just gross um all right so moving on you said production loves courtney nick he's pointing to nick weird moment here sandy calls lexi up to the bridge. They flash 1118.

And then when Lexi sits down, they flash 1130. So it took 12 minutes for her to get up to the bridge directly after her boss called her while she's in the eye of the storm of possibly being fired. I feel like that was production's last cheap shot at her. Yes. You know, it was just so I was like, why the fuck last cheap shot at her. Yes. You know, it was just so, I was like, why the fuck do they have a chyron of the time right now? Who gives a shit?

But it was because Lexi took over 10 minutes to go upstairs after Captain Sandy had called her. I mean, if I'm walking to death row, I'm taking my sweet ass time. That's a good point. I was like, oh, hey, hey, what's up, John and Sylvie? So D, what you been reading? Yeah. What Grisham novel you rereading?

Jail sounds horrible. All right. So Sandy makes the right call here. Lexi is fired. And I hope we get to talk with her and get her side of things. But from what we've seen, the cut that she got, ninth circle of hell. Hellfire type monster. Going through some tough stuff, but hell type fire monster.

All right. I am a little sad only for the simple fact that we're no longer getting gonna get america's favorite game delaney delaney lexi which is duck duck goose for shitty stews both of us just had a tough time talking um all right so you have uh a piece of investigative work on your uh your own accord right yeah it was a very interesting uh pat alluded to that uh captain sandy might possibly have a crush on on lexi maybe that's why she stuck her a little around a little bit longer she is very very pretty uh she has gigantic breasts gorgeous and i haven't seen anybody i haven't seen anybody talk about this any place uh maybe it's just my i'm i'm become somewhat of an audiophile but i heard something

and i had to enhance i hope enhance i i i know it i don't know it's it happened on the show so don't blame me uh but i i was able to isolate and enhance some audio so really so we've all seen this this is when they hug say goodbye but. All right. I'm very excited for this. Pat, you got to watch. You got to watch this. Here we go. Thank you. Give me a hug.

Call me. You just have some things to learn. Play that back again. Did you guys hear that? Yeah, you got to play that back again. Because it's very subtle. And honestly, the pitch change in Captain Sandy's voice is something to be marveled at. Thank God you're in podcast.

I mean, we're all in podcast. But thank God you're an engineer because that was said so quietly. Sandy knows these mics are on. If you had not zeroed in on that and bumped and cleaned that audio up we would never have heard that but go ahead and play it again i know a lot of people missed it everywhere here here it comes again everybody listen thank you give me a hug call me you're a good person you just have some things to learn yeah that's insane so yeah i think that's that's a lot of credence to Pat's theory. Yeah. Captain Sandy might have a thing for Rayjean. All right, so let's move on.

Sandy chats with Spaz. She says, I'll slit your fucking throat if you give me an ultimatum ever again. But also, she says, the chef in quarantine has a worse CV than Matt's. What? Worse than catered an event that Bob Craft was at and went to mexico for two years jesus christ she basically tells him you're a piece of shit and i can also fire you so get in line buddy the important detail she's living uh leaving out is the chef that's in quarantine is delaney right yeah yeah deckhand stew chef magician. God, I'm having, I'm experiencing an

adrenaline dump. I've been so excited about that audio poll all day. Oh, it's a good one. You did great work there. Investigative. It's important work. So, uh, Lexi, obviously being a malignant psychopathic narcissist leaves the crew having learned almost nothing um but something does and i i say all those you know all those mean mean words about her because lexi has an uncanny ability almost superpower to fail to realize any culpability in any situation whatsoever and it's crazy because you know most people have to sit and chew on something subtle that they contributed to a bad situation. But what Lexi contributes is at 11 and unbelievably mean, yet she is still incapable of recognizing her part to play. But she does recognize something at the end of this.

She said that she succumbed to matt's level and in a way matt won yeah yeah you got fired he didn't get fired not yet well he got her into what an epiphany it's called being a mud monster you start throwing mud at each other it's not a good place to be say mud one more time he's a mud monster all right so twice though we've we've said like lexi horrible person but she said something accurate or i said this she said courtney can't twerk blind squirrel finds wrong she found another nut uh when she was talking on the phone with her mom and she's like i can see it in his eyes he's a weak weak man which was very scary and very accurate. She's more dangerous than she seems.

What produces this person is the terrifying thing. Terrifying thing. And honestly, this seems a little hyperbolic. I don't think if she had, let's say, a blunt object in her hand and got riled up, I don't think that she would be too far away from possibly killing somebody accidental goes to jail for it kind of like that scene in waves

where the guy's just pissed off his girlfriend punched her in the face accidental death I think Lexi could land behind some thick thick bars for that or she's young and she had some some trauma and then hopefully you have a wife she's young and she had some trauma and then hopefully. Pat, you have a wife. She's not going to fuck you.

You don't have to be so apologetic on her behalf. Time to get her on the show. I'm going to go with Dylan on this one. I think Lexi would. Well, she's young, you know. Bash someone's skull in with a blunt object. And it would be one of those things where it'd be like a blind rage and it'd be like yeah it'd be like 30 whacks to the head with like a trophy or

something and then she would walk away just calm just like it was lexi in the restaurant with whatever she could get her hands on okay so um cruise mess let's keep it on the yacht sandy makes uh the right call here that was from pages ago so um sandy goes around the table um of her crew tells everybody that they're amazing anything on this tony robbins routine nope tired of it uh all right next up we get the text from Delaney epic to meet you stop using that word it is so rarely appropriately applied to a situation epic epic you go to Mount Vesuvius epic you see Yellowstone epic very seldomly does this word not come up? You meant Lloyd. Fucking epic. You meant Lloyd. Alright, so also, well two things Mount Vesuvius and Lloyd have in common

is all the shaking. Like that. So, yeah, so definitely stop using that word. Also, take the time to send slightly different texts. Just tweak it a little. A little bit. Put one line on there that just said, really had a laugh when we were at dinner.

100%. Personalize it just a tad because they're all on the same boat, remember? And they're all in the same department. So this is just, this is lazy social playing. What do you call it? It's like the 48 loss of power but done very very poorly it's quid pro quo type bullshit or just be more honest in your text and be like i will literally do anything to get back in front of that camera that's what it was so epic thanks for meeting right hey nick hit delaney up why don't we see if we can get her on yeah i don't i don't want although she may be so because she definitely follows on instagram where we've said like i know well i guess i i lead that but i i don't mean to sound like an

asshole but you know there's only so many hours in the day that's true that's a great all right that's a great point so um we haven't had one in a very very long time we missed one it's been a week since we've had one um it's time to get to a little thing we like to call the preference shit minute fuck you david I don't know if you guys saw he was talking shit he's like oh I think Nick's preference sheet meetings have been slipping what the fuck are you talking about we haven't done one in five episodes you son of a bitch David Ferrara yeah and then you just bought yourself an extra seven minutes of this preference sheet david ferrara okay uh it's not that uh extensful it's it's good i'm not saying it's not good you say extensful man i did not know what word i was trying to say there thank you for thank you for not letting it slide yeah

i don't think we should let slips no no no no they're they're embarrassing and they should be made fun of uh when when uh pat makes words i always like glance at the camera and hope brian yeah yeah pat's pets are funny i don't know how to talk i i also often don't know i don't know how to read anyways here, here we go. And this is a big reading segment. So I'm going to pull this out just to give me more flexibility. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And another thing.

Unclip your wings, baby bird. Yeah. Fly. Baby barnacle, you mean. My bad. Preference sheet meeting. Primaries. Anthony Evans and Chris Lris lore uh cool ass name

i didn't mean to throw you off no you know you didn't i didn't understand my own notes anthony is a gospel artist vocal producer and the and author who loves any trip that involves water. And I would like to recommend to Anthony, Noah's Ark, America's largest water park, by acreage, not by number of attractions. He's probably been there. In Wisconsin Dells, the water park capital of the world. He could have a whole fucking week there.

God, a week is such a long time. Do you know how many water parks are in the water park capital of the world? At least six. One a day and then you get to go to Mount Olympus, which is... Hey, Pat, would you rather get slapped in the face once a day by a big strong Russian guy? It doesn't

matter. Anytime he just comes around and kind of gives you not a hard slap, but a slap in the face. Someone's been on YouTube rabbit holes. Or spend a week in Wisconsin Dells. I'll stop you right there. I'll just a slap in the face. Someone's been on YouTube rabbit holes. Or spend a week in Wisconsin Dells. I'll stop you right there. Let's just get punched in the head. What? You could hit up Cruz and Chubby's, a really nice strip club.

Cruz and Chubby's. Such a misogynistic neighbor. Already misogynistic place. But it's actually pretty empowering, depending on how you look at it. I don't know. It's how you took it as misogynistic. Cruising chubbies. Because you could also be talking about the clientele.

That's true. That's true. That's on you. That's on me, and I'm trying to do more work. Anthony met Chris, a CEO and entrepreneur at church, and the two have been good friends ever since. Yeah. Joining them on this trip are a group of adventure

and luxury loving friends, which to me is somewhat of an oxymoron. Adventure and luxury? I mean, with luxury, you generally know what you're going to get. You're going to get pampered. You're going to sit there. That's kind of adventurous. Micah is Chris's wife and an interior designer. I'm glad they pointed

it out because I thought they were gay church friends. Chris and Anthonyony she's a looker that one ben that's not off the table by the way was in chris and micah's uh wedding and is a firefighter in los angeles uh i've talked a lot about professions that i think get too much credit uh firefighter in california actually i think it depends on like what kind of firefighter but i feel like a lot of them don't get enough credit i mean literally risking your life you know a lot of their workers they're uh following an ambulance where uh to some uh senior assisted living home

you know pick up someone who rolled sevens i mean at the ripe old age of 82 but a lot of uh following uh cars with dead people in them oh so you're saying the opposite no no they do do a lot of following cars with dead people in them. Oh, so you're saying the opposite. No, no, no. They do do a lot of bravery stuff. I'm just saying a good portion of their day is following ambulances to senior assisted living. Yeah. You know, the thing that the firefighters have had to deal with of late is California turning into, you know, like something out of the Prince of Egypt with uh with um the plague of fire happening i 15 times a year i actually think uh the fires are not something that is increasing uh like if you if you do the

research there's more political is it no yeah no it's for sure why is that political look at the history because because it's and we have more footage of it people you didn't see it's political because you're getting angry about it and it's political because it has to do with climate change and you don't like that and that's why you're very upset right now hey we got three shows dude and i've lived here for 30 years now and i'm saying that there's just more video of it and we see when the getty looks like out of fucking fern gully sure when they come to take down yeah yeah those those freaking deforesters and that sludge monster it's a great movie we always used to go to beaver creek state park and count park in caledonia god damn it i

cannot talk yeah don't you minnesota it's a lot of preference sheet though uh but we're almost there's really not that much left that's's why I was kind of vamping. Also joining our reign, a financial consultant and Andrew, Andre, an ex-pro basketball player turned coach, which I have yet to figure out who it is. There have only been 88 Andres that have played in the NBA, CBA, or another league. I don't doubt that you're going to find the right guy.

My guess is Andre Miller. He played 16 years in the league from 2000 to 2016. Little known fact, led the league at assists for the Cleveland Cavaliers pre-LeBron over 11 a game and is now coaching at a preparatory school. It's almost like when we do have a lot of shows to record and Pat says we do, that's when you get into the NBA stats. I mean, it's the preference sheet meeting. I'm fucking sticking it to David Ferrara.

Okay. Holly and Lachelle are thots. That's not what the preference sheet meeting. That said, Holly and Lachelle are good friends who enjoy spontaneous trips all around the world. Yes. A career. Known as thotting. But a career not named.

Most of these people are like, oh, they're A. They're A. No, these two just go all around the world. I'm going to guess they're extremely attractive. Yeah, we'll see next week. These guests are looking forward to a mixture of adventure and want time to stop and smell the roses. Oh, okay. Itinerary request, this active group plans on all the water toys

and they want a scenic picnic. Holly, this is a big one, has a cumin allergy. Everybody let that sink in. That eliminates a lot from uh gastronomy that's that's why it's like being allergic to sugar that's why i pointed that one out everybody got that rain is lactose intolerant everybody is not as restrictive as the cumin allergy there are two types of people in this world people who are lactose intolerant and people who understand how good dairy is and don't mind shitting their

brains out italian feast put it on a t-shirt with the table decorated with roses is basically their brain down because you you might be severely lactose it's all about magnitude dylan what i do is i'll go to the grocery store on occasion i'll buy a gallon of milk and then i i on the first night will have three-fourths of that gallon of milk and then the next morning again i told you i'll be on the toilet right right right i've discussed this with you yeah yeah the problem is the quantity right right right everybody is lactose intolerant um all right moving on that concludes the preface i think my best ever ever me too so we have to round this episode out the crew Katie kind of

lands on the fact that they are not going to keep Delaney around because she has bothersome energy and has lied about every thing she said she's capable of and then we get the climactic moment of the episode well maybe second climactic moment of the episode before the climactic moment of the episode. Well, maybe second climactic moment of the episode.

Before the climactic moment of the episode, I think way less than all those things you mentioned about Delaney is her need, and Coco pointed it out during one of their dinners, to recite a fact every time someone says something. Yeah, that falls under the umbrella of bothersome energy, but yeah, it's 100%. Fair enough. Yeah, that falls under the umbrella of bothersome energy.

But yeah, it's 100%. Fair enough. It's the most bothersome point of all our energy. You don't quit tagging our conversations. Right, right, right. Just be a part of the conversation. This isn't Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Or our podcast. So that's kind of my role.

Then Captain Sandy catches a glimpse of Deckhand Dave doing a little limp. I don't want to be cynical about this and say Captain Sandy, you know, never never misses a moment to have her, you know, narrative point in the episode. But this does seem like one of those things where if you're a professional in a work environment sorry to end on such a boring hr kind of note here but i'll make it funny it does seem like it's that kind of thing where it's like what what are you doing you got to tell me if somebody's limping with a giant rotting brute i mean it looks like an extraterrestrial grazed his leg and he's dying from the outside and inside right now this is is very serious. You have to tell me about that. Make it funny.

I'm not going to make it funny. I'm actually going to object to what you said because I think Captain Sandy at no point asked how this happened. He fell over. No one knew. On his way to go hit on a girl. He said he was fine. They go to bed.

And I don't disagree. He's turning into a zombie. But it just got progressively worse. To the point where when Captain Sandy saw it, it was at a point where like, oh, my God, what is that? Sure. Malia hasn't seen that yet. And David, we talked about how like they're both Lloyd and David are kind of like, I don't know, they're softer deckhands than we had in the past. But David is strong-willed and he's like, I'm not going to complain about this.

I really respected it. Right, right, right. So partly on him, ask more details, Captain Sandy. Don't start throwing the F-word around. What was interesting about this interaction between Malia and Sandy was I felt like Malia was in her head thinking like, alright, we're both playing pretend now. Right, right. You know everyone hates you, right, Captain Sandy?

There's this podcast that calls you a timeshare thing or something because you're really annoying. I'm really well-liked. Do you mind barking up a different tree, you bitch? Alright, that's it for us, guys. Jump in the iTunes ratings and reviews. Leave five stars. And Malia was like, I don't mean it as a, guys. Jump in the iTunes ratings and reviews. Leave five stars.

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