Another Below Deck Podcast - Manifesting Safety | RHOBH S15 E7
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And also don't say things like I don't feel safe at a dinner, like manifest safety if you're not.
Right, right, right.
Because like saying you don't feel safe, you're on the wrong show.
It's like being a professional wrestler and being allergic to balls.
Hi, hello, welcome to Bad TV.
I'm Dylan, and that is Pat.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, Ruby's here too.
Hi, Bill.
Hi, Pat.
How are you?
Great.
So last week, we didn't drop an episode on this show.
We didn't drop an episode because a good bulk of the episode revolved around.
Losing a baby.
Losing a baby.
There were pictures in NICUs and while I think Amanda is kind of a psycho.
Let's just set this one million mile pull down and not not even go near that because it's just the saddest fucking thing that you could possibly.
And also shame on you, Bravo.
New low for you.
Well, yeah, I guess.
I know that she gave you the picture.
Yeah.
That is a, and this is part of why we didn't release it.
uh shame on you because that is a moment for a couple that is probably their saddest,
darkest moment and that poor little baby. And for you to just post that for a bunch of,
for a bunch of people to watch on Bravo on a Thursday night, shame on you. It's just a little
too much. Shame on you. And then the cast members like Doritos who I know you've been trained like
a pit bull to just keep biting. She did. And there's no such thing as a bad moment.
Right. Right. Right. Proven by I guess Dorinda and Sonia Morgan at that.
sexual assault charges.
It was briny, right?
It was briny.
Birdie.
Yeah, but again,
we put the,
the million foot pole down
and it feels like we walked back over.
Right, right, right.
We're picking it back up, but,
hey, hey, can I say,
Amanda,
welcome addition to this show.
She is absolutely bonkers.
Yeah, and by the way,
2020 called and they want your,
your little.
Oh, your definitions?
Oh, yeah, your convoluted definitions
about how upset you are. Yeah, I don't want my nervous system tapped in really anyway. I don't want my
cortisol to spike. And it's like, wow, what are we doing? Are we, we're like, Andrew Huberman meets
the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And it's like, that's so annoying. And by the way, this is why
Andy kicked Crystal through the uprights. Yes, because it's annoying. It's like, come on. All right.
And we mean Andy Cohen. Pat doesn't refer to Andrew Huberman as. Uh-huh. Right. Yeah. That's a good. Thank you for
clarifying. This episode was really, really good, I thought. I was a little concerned with last
week because it was just like, oh, why'd we do this? But this episode with the Mo and Kyle stuff,
I'm so happy to have two true enemies. Like, like, we have a real, we have a real dislike here.
And it's not a, it's not a passive aggressive, I'm going to clam up, shut down and walk away kind of
animosity like Sutton has with people or like Shanabador has with people this is like two as you
mentioned pit bulls and I'm actually pretty freaking stoked about it. Rachel Zell continues to just be
such a welcome addition to the show. We don't have the husband side of the story but her shitting on
her husband was kind of a joy to watch. Yeah. And I'd give it like all the tits. I'd say 115
tits. Yeah. Hmm. Interesting. Okay. Okay. Ruby, go ahead.
Okay. I actually really enjoy this episode. I think Amanda is absolutely insane and in the best way for this show specifically. I think Rachel is unbelievably balanced on the other side of the spectrum that they're both new, but they bring such different things. Oh, yeah. I'm, I really like them both. I think they're both, they're bringing what they need to bring. Um, Kyle and Mo. If you would have asked me a year ago, I would have said, I don't,
I want this off my screen and out of my head.
Now I want just a show called Kyle and Mo.
Yeah.
And I just want to watch them.
I want to watch them unfurl and just become untethered.
And I want to be there.
Maricio is such a disgusting person, but he's so good on TV.
Like he's just, he's so good on TV.
Oh, it's hard to watch because we know who he is.
But at the same, I am Bose at that lunch.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just, wow.
So seeing that is like, yeah, I'm excited to watch them.
bark and bite each other.
Bebe was pretty, she was there, but she was
relaxed, but throwing punches from the side, which
I don't know. I really, Sutton was kind of gone, which I appreciate.
I think that's why this episode was great because Sutton wasn't there.
I want her in the background.
Honestly, her and Tilly would be great friends of and they're fun together.
I would say,
92 Bebe's.
92 babies.
Thank God, somebody's interested in having sex, baby.
Okay. Okay. First off, oh, I'm going to cut you. I feel like we're going to get a zag here from that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. The only thing I liked from our last recap was me shitting all over Amanda's business. Yeah. And we talked about the mummy and did a funny thing about the mummy too. The mummy? Oh, we did. Okay. All right. Amanda. So I've done a deep dive on her website.
Maybe I'll put it on Patreon. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Okay. Amanda's business done a deep dive on it. And so you need to go over onto her website.
it has not been updated in 10 years.
Look at the color palettes.
Look at everything.
I think her business is in trouble because I've been trying to figure out how she ended up on this show.
Because it was such a bad idea to be here.
They're making her look bad.
I'm not saying she's not making money.
What I am saying is all those ridiculous phone calls,
those annoying phone calls that she did in that van that really got under Rachel's O's skin.
She is try hard.
She is trying too hard.
The business is hurting.
I think she's a one-trick pony.
I think it's over, over, over.
And this was just a hail motherfucking Mary.
And this is all she's got in the basket.
She's going to fucking kill Eddie when this doesn't work out.
She's just going to be like, what the fuck do you do?
What do you do actually?
Exactly.
Okay.
Second thought, Natalie needs to be a full on cast member.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To say you banged a masseuse during a massage session.
I mean, Bo's had the line of the night.
She wouldn't admit that if she was with a serial killer that had
an axe to her throat. Yeah. And did she say that or did you just make that up?
It was something along those lines. Okay. I may paraphrase. Okay.
Really good. I'm so glad we started with a fresh new clean slate because I can't say enough.
Bravo, you are horrible for that last episode. That should be deleted from the canon of this
and never remembered again. And Amanda, Bose, well, we may have touched on some of the
thoughts that Bose had this episode in our recap.
I think Bose is officially the, maybe the voice of a nation with some of her thoughts.
Yeah.
I felt, I felt very seen by Bose tonight.
I did too.
42 babies.
Can I start us off?
No.
Okay.
Of course you can.
Come on, guy.
Zoe arrives at Erica's rental.
Yeah, the pool house.
She says,
this beautiful.
This pad is amazing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, we know Zoe is, uh, is fucking lying here because she wouldn't board her dogs in this
stuff.
No, she wouldn't.
No.
She would say that's disgusting.
Actually, you're fired for suggesting, for sending me the dress you're fired.
Yeah, no.
I was going to say, if someone tried to take her here as like a, like, this is a chateau on a property.
This is her room.
she would open the door and turn around and she would say it nicely she would be like i know that
it's not your fault i just i can't be here i already know right right so uh they speak on to read
coming at amanda and how nuts that whole thing was and how i'd say it was and they speak on amanda
and how awful that her son passed away and um what an annoying bitch she is she talks a lot
she talks a lot she talks about her purses she talks about her businesses we never heard a lot
about her son before. Well, that's because she brought it up at dinner, baby. Right, baby.
But they kind of just say there's something off with Amanda. And I think there is something
truly off with Amanda. I mean, we have got a decayed soul, a chemical imbalance. Something is awry.
I think what happened here? It's like a book. The woman has been so brainwashed into her own
thing for so long. She's living it.
Love it. Love it. I think that's where we are.
And then you sprinkle in a little bit of chemical imbalance and everything else.
Yes. We have Amanda. Right.
Such a good take. Now, Rachel's though compared her to an airline stewardess from the 50s.
Sorry to interrupt, but that's such a perfect take.
That's why David Miscavage is so fucking weird. Oh, yeah.
He's just a hopped up on all the Thetons they got rolling around that place.
You live in a bubble. You live in a bubble. You don't have your friends from your childhood.
around to go, what the fuck is going on, David?
Davy's fucking in Hollywood in some fucking purple building?
What kind of shit is that? He doesn't have that.
Yeah, you need your childhood friends because they'll tell you things that you really need
to hear. Like my friends, when they saw me after about 10 years, they said, you've got fat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. People that really love you tell you hurtful things. Yeah, they would tell David
Miscavage, you can't capture people and put them in shipping containers in a hot, hot, hot
parking lot in Los Angeles. Like, that's kind of crazy, Davey. I mean, we got off on some kicks,
but I mean, well, he said, tell me why.
He would back out as they were telling him why.
And then he would close the door and then they'd be like, why is it so hot in here?
And then it would say read Dianetics.
I'm cleaning you.
And that's that.
Dianetics is, it's really, really good.
Not about Dianetics, shockingly.
Is it diionetics?
It's Dianetics?
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
Amanda.
Ah, ha.
Oh, ah.
The, what she does with her voice,
is very pan-in to me.
So I believe the word or the description that Rachel Zoh was searching for,
I think you were searching for Stepford wife, baby.
Yeah, baby.
So we get to couch shopping because it's so crazy.
So, yeah, go ahead, Ruby.
I'm sorry, I have to say it first.
Kyle looks like a little boy
who was like,
I'm going to dress up as a lesbian.
Now, that's not what I was going to say,
but thank you for saying what you were going to say.
I was going to say,
we've got a movie theater, right?
And this is an opportunity to build a real cathedral to cinema, right?
I mean, we can get some plush chairs and stuff like that.
Now, I get cuddling and stuff like that.
But I mean, to have a movie theater and to just throw three couches in there is really kind of sacrilegious and frankly fucking disgusting if I'm going to be honest.
But anyways, we're going couch shopping.
Yeah.
In those jorts.
Caddy paddies in the house.
Thank you, Ruby.
Hey.
I think every time catty patty comes out, we should say, hey.
So Kyle tries to convince us that those boy shorts, she's wearing orange style.
Yeah, and Bill Cosby just signed a Netflix deal.
Those are in style for digging clams and then be thrown in the garbage.
Yeah, I wouldn't wear those again.
But what do I know?
I'm catty-patti.
Bye.
Bye.
So we re-litigate this fight between her and Doreet.
And, you know, basically, you know, it's like, what's the old saying?
Don't get too close to two idiots fighting.
You'll soon realize they're pigs or something like that.
That's it.
That's the same.
and Amanda are just two chemically imbalanced people that are going after one another.
It was odd that Amanda went to the dinner, brought up the horrifying thing when she did,
and it was odd that Dorit was not deterred really in any way, shape, or form from continuing
to attack her at that table. All right. Let me make a point here, and I touched on it with the
whole pit bull analogy. Yeah. Bravo and Andy Cohen has, in a sense, trained the
housewives to just go move forward.
You don't listen.
The good ones.
The good ones. Or sometimes the bad ones.
Dorit heard what she had to say, but did not think for a moment, is this going to stop me?
Right.
You just keep moving forward.
Which, which you could argue, did she even hear it?
Exactly.
That's my point.
The other thing that I want to point out is like similar to Amanda being in the book and
she's in the bubble because she's just convinced herself of the reality for so long.
imagine two women in different bubbles and then the bubbles are meeting.
And they're just running into each other bouncing off.
Nobody's popping or getting through.
They're never going to hear each other and they will continue to live inside of the bubble
and think the other one is wrong.
God, there's so many head bumps and bouncies in that freaking place.
It's like crazy.
It's freaking crazy.
Okay, the thing we'll wrap with because I don't know that we want to really go through all of the fucking, I don't even know what you call these things. My cortisol is going to spike. I'm not going to be, I'm not going to be. She says that Doree did not behave the way a classy woman behaves. And I just want to speak on class real quick. Yeah. Let's all imagine that we're in an Uber together. Okay. And I'm going to take a business.
call from the middle seat about how busy I am, the action items, number one will be,
I dream that the website's not done, but I didn't get it done. Are we, so that's not really the
classiest thing. We can keep going down the list, bragging about how much money you have,
bragging about how many things you've purchased, all of those things. I don't, what I'm basically
saying is Amanda's not classy. She's psychotic. So don't do this. And also don't say things like,
I don't feel safe at a dinner.
Like manifest safety if you're not.
Right, right, right.
Because like saying you don't feel safe,
you're on the wrong show.
It's like being a professional wrestler
and being allergic to balls.
Right, right, right.
Or a little person that hates height requirements at Disneyland.
Yeah.
You can still go on Dumbo.
And Dumbo's the best ride.
And it's a really,
really good point.
I want to make another one and just like,
let's not like really be a laughing stock
and use words like safe.
When, you know,
there are some places that aren't safe.
And, um, oh, oh, oh, like if you wanted to make it, like if you tried to walk through Tijuana in a bathing suit, Amanda, you'd feel more unsafe than when Doreet wouldn't allow you to not continue at dinner.
Right, right, right. Or if you wanted to slay a dragon, right, something like that.
Date Mel Gibson. Date Mel Gibson. And we're a green dress. Right. Exactly. That's super, super dangerous. Um,
you being at Frida Contado on Wilshire is just very safe, I would say. Um, but let's get to that restaurant. Um,
Catalina Frida, where they shove fucking watermelon and wine glasses.
We meet summer, Bose's sister from another mister.
A friend since high school, actually V rare, V cute, I thought.
Now, Doreet and Kyle show up.
Doreet looks hot.
Because she's hot.
Like extremely hot.
She's extremely hot.
She eats evil.
Keeps her young.
Yeah, Bose moved from Ghana to hot dog and Gwendoand.
And that was a difficult adjustment for her.
And I love Bose.
Doreet's like, I'm going to have some fish.
And Bose is,
Boz is like, I'm going to get the carne Asada tacos, please.
Thank you very much.
I think this is a Mexican joint.
Yeah.
So we get to divorce and Summer's got a pretty,
she rolls through this pretty quickly,
but this is like one of the more traumatic things I've ever heard in the world of divorce.
Summer says that she got divorced from a JAG lawyer who bent the law so that she could never see
her children? I mean, my God. Yeah. So what I hope is happening on the interwebs here,
what I hope this was was Bo saying, listen, I got you. Come on this show. The little,
the little patties and the sleuths will do their things. And now I hope that his life is a little bit
more difficult and that the 28-year-olds that he's trying to get to suck his dick won't. Right.
I hope that they'll say, no, I won't. And, you know, maybe a little harder. At least for this week.
then they move on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I won't.
By the way,
Jag,
a show that my aunt
Lynn and uncle Glenn
have watched through,
I think three or four times.
Is that cute girl on the show?
I'm not sure.
And they haven't watched it that many times
because they love it.
They just,
they never remember what happens.
And it's one of the only DVD sets
that they can keep revisiting.
Yeah, exactly.
because our aunt's not going to watch Stargate, but my uncle will.
So anyways, Doreet is speaking on Kyle, maybe not filing,
and that maybe she doesn't want to file because she still wants to get Mo back.
Oh, hey, Mo.
Oh, wow, like moths to fucking light.
Hey, Mo.
How are you doing?
He just had a meeting with the new Saudi partner.
They're going to open the agency over in that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's really cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think he smells cameras rolling.
He's like,
yeah,
yeah, yeah.
It's over there.
He walked in and I wanted to,
this is what I said,
it's bolded and it's capped.
Then in walks Mo and I wanted to end my own fucking life.
Well,
we learn he's opening up the agency in Saudi
did not think I could hate him more.
Fuck this fucking ass fuck.
I love you, Kyle.
I'm so sorry for everything I ever said about you ever.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think we're kind of like,
there's this strange allegiance I'm getting with Kyle Richards.
Like,
we'll talk about the house tour,
but like Mo has this unique evil where he's,
he doesn't,
he's like,
you know how like serial killers don't like process like emotions
the way that other people do?
Mo is like a serial killer.
If he never killed anybody and he was like really sweet and super hot
and had a lot of fun, right?
Yep.
But he doesn't really care about Kyle's emotions, it feels like.
Like, he'll hug her and stuff, but he doesn't register.
You're describing when she was crying at her whole house.
Yeah, like the fact, he's like, obviously he's stone, but he's so like surprised in the
beginning.
He's like, oh, what, what's going on?
How did you?
He looks at her.
Yeah.
And she's like, and we'll get to it.
But when she says, whatever she says, she's crying because it's their whole life.
they're emotional because he's a cheating asshole.
And he goes, and in earnest, he goes, really?
Yeah.
I was like, Kyle, get, just get in your car.
Yeah, yeah.
Go leave him.
File, leave.
So Bo says that she almost attacked him and Moe really sits down.
I mean, he takes a seat.
Attack me for what?
For what?
He looks right at her.
Now, Bose was out of line here.
By the way, you know who you're making feel uncomfortable here?
Your buddy, Kyle.
He don't give a fuck.
He's like, I'm separated.
What are you're attacking?
attacking me for.
Get lost, lady.
But also like,
I don't know you.
I don't know you.
Mo is unflappable.
He's so stoned.
And he's just like,
he's like,
wait,
what did you attack me for?
And he's in the pocket.
And Bose tried to intimidate him.
He's,
he can't be intimidated.
He's too high.
And because of that,
Bose was like,
wow.
Now I know why you're into this guy.
Oh my God.
He's unflapable.
That rubber banded right,
right back in my face.
He didn't do anything.
It didn't affect him at all.
So,
just really quickly,
when he said,
in his beautiful, perfectly disturbingly charming way that still made me say, I hate you and I would marry you now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, funny. You guys hear Girls Girl and I see a spy. I was like, okay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I love you. I, oh, no. I know. It's so tough. But we get to the dinner from the evening prior. And Bose has lost a child and is an incredible woman. And she kind of echoes what, I don't know, we, I don't know,
Well, we were just saying how we thought if you know you're on the show and the job requirement is to show up at a dinner to fight with the other women and you're emotional.
You want to talk about not feeling safe and vulnerable.
If this day is tough for you to show up at this dinner knowing what's kind of the expectations are, stay home that day.
I think no one's going to no one's going to give you a hard time for taking the day off.
That's such a good point.
And it makes the whole thing even more contrived and weird because she's in.
on one hand saying that she doesn't want to feel unsafe and put herself in a situation fully
by her own accord, the evening prior. That great point. So unsafe. Now, Bose, who is probably
the voice for a lot of viewers, essentially brings up using your personal pain as a possible defense
device. Yeah. It's pretty disgusting. It's weird. I do want to say some personal story. It was
friendly with a girl. This is 10 years ago. She lost her son in the same manner, same time period,
five days. I follow her on Facebook. We sense lost touch, but I see her post. She still celebrates his
birthday every year by throwing balloons. I mean, as a guy and having not experienced this, it still
impacts people. So yeah. So yes, seeing that and realizing how this still impacts people,
that makes me think even more. Why was this used on this show as a storyline? I don't.
like it. It's so crazy. I don't like it. And I also think it makes me just love and appreciate
Bose so much more because there's, unless they cut it out, she made no attempt to be like,
me too. There was no, just the way that she was so earnestly disturbed that she was like,
it just feels very like she's using it as a defense or like a weird currency or something. And I
don't do that. Yeah. I really like Bose. I think she's a very real person. And I hope that
this show doesn't destroy her literal. Yeah, yeah. I think she'll see the right.
writing on the wall.
If she smells Kili's up to something,
which he probably will be at some point,
she'll leave.
I don't think so.
I don't think she can.
I,
have you seen that she's apparently pregnant by surrogate with him?
I've seen this on the interrupts.
I don't know if this is true.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Well,
I'm happy for her.
If she's happy,
I'm happy.
Exactly.
But don't.
I mean, listen, though, like,
well,
Kili's not like.
we don't know like as conclusively about him like we do heroin.
Here's my problem telling him.
If somebody was doing heroin,
you wouldn't be like if you're happy,
I'm happy.
No, no, no, no, no.
We get to the Zoe.
We get to the Zoe of it all.
And she literally showed up at the boys camp.
She literally showed up there.
This is like the only problem I have is like that Rachel Zoe was surprised
that this was a big deal.
She's like,
I can't believe this.
Like, Rachel.
You're fucking enough.
Okay.
You filed for divorce or Rachel Zoh, and these magazines are starved.
They have to fill up so many pages of a website.
Go ahead, Ruby.
Okay, agreed.
The fact that she was like, oh, no, I've signed it like a doggie sign.
Right.
But then it went to court and it's public information and everyone's going to write about it.
Don't be shocked.
Don't be dumb.
You guys don't remember when I called you in October and I blew up both your phones?
And I was like, hey, guys, did you hear the news?
You don't remember that?
No, I do.
I do.
I know I do now.
I was like, Rachel.
So.
So,
file for divorce.
And you guys,
we talked for like an hour
about it.
Remember?
Because you have,
Pat had the alert set on his phone.
Yeah,
I did.
I was like,
holy shit.
I see that coming.
My wife was like,
hey,
honey,
we have this baby.
And I was like,
well,
the baby has got to wait.
Rachel Zoh is divorcing
from Tyler.
What's his name?
Yeah.
My wife said,
my wife said,
where are you?
Elliot's been in the nurse's office
for an hour.
And I said,
oh,
I lied to her.
I said,
I have a flat tire.
But really,
I was doing a deep,
dive to learn more about this divorce.
That's how much I care.
Because how could you not?
Right. Two things.
One, kids are going to camp, I believe, uh-oh, on a private jet.
Yucky, don't do this to your kids.
Two, furthermore, furthermore, like way past the jet with the kids.
Hey, Roger, I'm only 80% sure that's his name.
If you brought your little girlfriend to the saying goodbye to the children without
informing rate.
Yeah.
Roger.
Roger.
That's where like,
well,
I was like,
obviously we don't have
his side of the story
and she's kind of eviscerating him.
But that's a good indication
that like,
okay,
you're not,
you're not doing.
You're not playing by the rules.
You're not playing by the rules.
That's not okay.
So Amanda welcomes Kyle
and Moe to their old home.
Kyle is throwing a party
for Erica and Derreet
and Amanda is ultra very conflicted.
And I'll say again,
ultra very conflicted about going
to the birthday party. Now, we go down memory lane and it's very, very sad. It's so heavy.
And if I was Kyle, I just wouldn't have done this with Mo. It's just too sad to be in the house
with him. Great producing, though. Um, do you, can I ask both of you? Do you like any of the changes
that she made? I like almost all of them. I mean, it's, it's like, it's like, I think it's like
tacky, like, disgusting, no charm. Right, right. Yes, exactly. But like compared to what Kyle's
house was better.
Kyle's house was
1995, honestly, with the black and white
check or whatever. It was like a Clarissa
explains at all kind of energy.
No, Kyle's house was
what every 90s sitcom
rom-com has ever had.
It's what Amanda did
to it, again, go to an Airbnb in Austin
and find one that doesn't have that backslash at their bar.
Yeah.
No charm.
Yucky.
I think it's very also representative of their different personalities.
Also, I would describe it as whenever I see a renovation, it's now.
It's very now.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
It's not timeless.
It's not timeless.
It simply isn't.
I'm sorry, do you think Kyle's house was beautiful?
No, no, just so much better than what Amanda did do it because I hate the trendiness of the Austin Airbnb that I, yeah.
Yeah, 90s nostalgia is my thing.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
And now Clarissa explains it all was fun.
It was like, it had a fun.
There were like a lot of posters all over the place.
Anyways, it's so great.
Like, why can't people like lean on a time?
Why don't you lean on a timeless design, right?
Why don't you do something architecturally that like has historical bones, right?
I just did that.
It's like, don't do this, right?
I just did that with a water fountain refurb at an Italian-Spanish thing that's like 100 years old.
I go in this beautiful thing, water fountain that's 100 years old.
I'm going to charge him an arm and a leg.
and they go, hey, why don't we paint it pink?
I go, pink.
Pink?
It's like, it's supposed to be light blue.
Yeah, it's just so nuts to me.
Like, why does everything look like Joanna Gaines had $5 million to do this?
Oh, you don't like the sliding barn door?
No, I don't.
Okay.
So we get the, at the pool house, we're getting ready for the birthday dinner.
Anything from glam or can we get to dinner?
Just one last note.
I love how Kyle thinks that it was
the fork in the road for the end of their relationship
was selling this house.
No, it was you turning a blind eye to that philandering piece of shit
cheating on you for 20 years.
Yeah, yeah.
That was the fork in it.
Well, seven.
I think it was longer than that.
No, I think it was probably about seven.
Can I just say, can I say this very quickly?
When you're in a marriage and everyone is happy,
and comfortable and you are not needing for anything.
We're always all going to want for something.
Enjoy it, really.
It was very sad.
It made me really sad.
And I felt very bad for her because I do think if they,
if Mo wasn't so can or just wanting more, more,
more success,
success chasing, chasing,
maybe genuinely if he was the type of person who could just be like,
wow,
how beautiful is our life right now?
Right.
And that's again,
that's just not who he is fundamentally.
So it never would have happened.
Right, right, right.
Right. Just try to do that more because life is really lovely and then it gets complicated and you have to get divorced.
Yeah, it made me really sad when we get to the dinner and I'm trying to think if there's anything.
Well, Natalie shows up with a blow dryer bag and we got to throw that thing in an incinerator, right? That can't ever come out again. And we talk about when Kyle bought her house, when Amanda bought Kyle's house. And Amanda says very annoyingly, I bought the house.
house. We didn't buy the house. It was my money. I should say that I bought it. Not Eddie. It was my money and I bought
it. So, wow. You know, I was, I'm really happy. I feel like we are turning a corner on kind of woke. I hate,
sorry to say it that way. But I've heard more women online defend it and say, that's disgusting that she
says that. Where I feel like five years it would be like, go girlfriend, admit that you're the one that paid for it.
Now it's kind of like equal. Like it'd be disgusting if a guy has to point that out. And it's also disgusting when the
throws your husband under the bus for having it.
You did it together. I don't think that like too many people have really ever been swayed
one way or the other. I think most of us are just like normal folks. In the middle. Yeah.
And then we have not bags on each spectrum. Hey, that's a gross thing to do regardless of what fucking,
you know, 2020 we're in. Amanda sucks. Okay. But I'm so happy she's on the show.
If she had this like really like misogynistic, horrifically famous acts, fine. I get it. You know,
I do know that Heather DeBrow bought the, the lots that Harry, that,
that Terry has built their homes on.
I think that's actually pretty impressive.
Amanda, I thought Rachel's comment was perfect when she said,
what did this add to the conversation?
I was like, I loved the way she phrased it because nothing, nothing.
It added nothing.
The crazy thing is though Amanda thinks it adds something.
And it just doesn't.
It actually detracts.
It makes us think less of you.
And by the way, it makes me realize she never read the 48 laws of power.
Because it would tell you, do not do.
No, you can't do that. So Doreet heads in for her birthday dinner. And like I mentioned, I love that we have a real feud. But Rachel Zoh goes up to her and they're talking about their divorce. It's really sad to think that like, yeah, people just kind of change like 25 years. And Rachel Zos, it's over 30. He was just a completely different person. And she seems to be in this place where she's like,
I fully understand now that it's a different person.
And by the way, fuck that person.
Now, it's complicated because it's in the same body as the person that I loved.
But it's a different person bringing his wife to the PJ to take about it to the kids.
Fuck that person.
Do you ever hear that every cell in your body that makes up your actual physical body?
Yeah, seven years.
Right.
So technically.
That's why Mo did that.
We get to Natalie talking about how she got a happy ending.
at a massage.
No.
What?
Just no.
No.
No thank you to me.
I like the way that she brought it up.
She wasn't like too grotesque about it.
She was just like,
I can't believe this happened.
You're not going to believe this.
This guy fucking went down there.
He got me off.
I was kind of like,
she was awestruck.
Yeah.
It had happened.
Yeah.
It's, I guess, depending on how you felt about it, it's either a good time or rape.
Well, no, no, no.
Well, Kathy says it'll be legal soon.
No, no, no.
I don't think it was that.
Oh, okay.
No, it wasn't that.
Oh.
But it's, it's so funny if you think how Erica Jane would have phrased this.
Like, what are you talking about, baby?
I went to a massage today, baby.
And the boy was so strong and hot.
You'd be like, oh, God, I don't like where this is going.
Shut up.
Bring Natalie on the show.
She's fun.
So we sit down to dinner and Amanda leaves great line from Doreet.
What is she going to do in the bathroom, manifest my absence?
Doreet's on fire.
Sutton says she's young, to be honest.
So give her a break.
And Doret says, I'm sorry, she's not really that young.
And then we end with a Mexican standoff.
We're going to have to find out what happens next week when Amanda's going to find the definition of a cost.
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Let us know what you thought about the episode.
Until next week, I'm Dylan saying goodbye.
Pat, say goodbye.
Later, dudes.
Ruby.
Bye-bye.
