Another Below Deck Podcast - Mary Cosby Is Ashamed of You | RHSLC S7 E6

Episode Date: October 25, 2026

Dylan and Pat are back to break down deeds, disappointment, sales, flowers, Tripp, Brandon, gout balls and more from Bravo's RHSLC.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

And Bronwyn sits down. Who's dressed like Elmo? Yeah, it's Couture. It's beautiful. And she's better than everybody. Now, we talk about selling the house. And I love Brittany. How much do you sell it for?

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Great to be here. Hey, what's up, dude? Oh, not much. Another great episode in my opinion. fantastic episodes. It'll be a lot of wives for old Patty. Yeah. Well, I feel like you probably have a tremendous amount to say this is a big Mary

Cosby episode. It was a triumphant return of this, Auntie Mary Cosby. Your mortal enemy. Yeah, I think she's a danger to the public. And I'm just going to start off with a theory. For those, well, we're behind a paywall at this point, but we're given the way the first 10 minutes or so for free. So for let it rip, I say.

Okay. I think I have a theory here. Here's my theory. Mary Cosby believes that she has escaped criticism of that documentary. Yep. And she will then. That's Andy's fault. That's everyone's fault.

The way they are exulting this woman is not good for anybody. Which is on full display. because now she's at the head of a table telling other women how they should behave, which is absolutely laughable. But what Mary doesn't know is there's no statute of limitations on reality shows for coming back around and attacking you for past deeds done. So what now is a, what I consider a grace period for Mary Cosby, because no one wants to attack you given the tragedies of the last past year.

But if you're dumb enough to come back for another season, Mary Cosby, Lisa Barlow, Meredith Marks, and all the other agitators on their show, will have their knives out for you. And they are in need of a storyline. And Robert Jr., as far as they're concerned, will be far in the past. Oh, yeah. And the documentary will come up. And all your crimes will come up.

and they'll be ready for you. So please, please, please sign up for another season, Mary Cosby. That's my theory. What are the rating systems, wives? I'm going to give this episode 85 wives. I think that the more and more we, the more and more we understand and know about Bronwyn's post-nup post-divorce.

The ladies are talking about it. There's some stuff that's not adding up. Oh, I have a theory about that, too. I'm going to give it 85 pots. It was a lot of fun. Meredith, Mary, Wetney. The cast is amazing. 85 wives.

Yeah. I think Todd's in on it with Bronwyn. He was totally cool with the fake boyfriend, Brandon, because it takes the heat off him, which is why he's not making any noise about her, gallivanting all over the goddamn planet with this young boyfriend. On his dime. Well, yeah, they're a dime, but yes, his dime.

I mean, she makes her own buddy at Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I thought it would, they were talking about his credit card. She was using his credit card. Yeah. But there's been a lot of chatter out there that he was upset that he didn't get more camera time because that was promised to him. Oh, yeah. And he's a dynamo on camera.

Oh, my God. You can't take your eyes off of them. I mean, he's like Guy Fieri on finding the next Food Network star. Oh, yeah. He should side up for that. You know, when you saw a guy on that show, I mean, what was that, 15, 20 years ago? Oh, yeah, it was 20 years ago. Yeah, I mean, you knew right then and there.

This guy's a star. I knew it. That I do it. We got to send this guy to Arkansas. He has to go eat a foot long hot dog covered in day old chili with a bunch of toothless people in a bus. Oh, don't forget. And pretend that it's amazing. This is banging.

Wow. Thank you, brother. And don't forget the fist pump. And you don't miss an episode. Oh, I've seen them all. I've actually gone out of my way to go to a few places where they've taped. They're never good. Nope.

Nope. Because here's the thing. I've ordered what he has had. Right, right, right. It's not good. Never. Let me tell you something. He pretended to enjoy a cheeseburger with cranberry sauce on it.

Right. I ordered that. at the place that he told me to go to. Yeah. It was disgusting. Yeah, big ricks. Yeah, here's the thing about the hunch. Like, Guy Fiery famously does a hunch over a countertop or a table of something is cumbersome to eat.

The thing about food is you usually don't want it on your neck and forehead when you're eating it. So like, it's actually not that cool to me to have a three-stack cheeseburger that I have to unhinge my jaw for because that's not food. that's like, come on. Like, it's supposed to be edible. No, consuming food is not supposed to be work. Okay. So, yeah, 85. 86 wives.

Okay. So we begin at the office building because that's what I call Angie's house, because it's soulless. It's a box with no character. Yes. Now, Mary Cosby is coming over there to see her. And Angie still kind of, I don't know, maiden to the queen of this show energy,

pulls out a bottle of 2013 Dom and asks Mary if this vintage is okay for her. Now famously, Mary loves the vintage of Don pairing on that made it through a heat wave that claimed the lives of dozens of people. So let's not mince our words here. Mary Cosby is a sociopath.

and an evil person. Okay. Now, I don't come at me. I don't know psychopath, sociopath. I don't know the difference. She's a demon. Okay. And she calls this vintage of Dom Perignon

a snooze fest. Yeah. Well, it's worth pointing out, Dylan, that Angie has spared no expense for Aunt Mary because she's gone through that personal tragedy. She serves her chardonnay through a teapot and serves her dolmads on plates with price tags still on them. Mary rips all of it.

Oh, of course. And I think Angie's losing her mind. She asked her glam squad to make her look like a demon bellhop. Of course, I've commented on that. And now she's trying to impress Mary with coffee mugs with bunny rabbits on them. Yeah, it's really crazy. And Mary is very impatient with Angie and is, as I mentioned,

attacking every wrinkle of her hospitality. but eventually Angie sits down and tells her everything that happened in San Francisco. And Mary hears the entire thing and says, this is extremely disappointing to her. Because as she is the mayor of these women, when they last sat down, she thought that the directive that she had issued for everyone to make bad TV and get along was going to be a little bit more adhered

two. So Mary is going to get them all together and find out why. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm asking, that's Mary up on her high horse. Yeah, she shouldn't be there. No, no, no. Mary, get down off that high horse. Please get down. You lost your son. That does not negate the fact that you're a despicable human being. I'm so excited when we hit that 10 minute mark. I'm going to really, really let it rip. So we get to Brittany's daughter's 21st birthday. Olivia. Now, Olivia and her, had some repairing to do given that Brittany chose men each and every day of her life while she was growing up. Well, she needed to date guys like Jared Osman. Right. Now, most of the cast heads over to celebrate and Bronwyn sits down. Who's dressed like Elmo. Yeah, it's Couture. It's beautiful and she's better than

everybody. Now, we talk about selling the house and I love Brittany. How much do you sell it for? And Utah, the guys and I took a city called Solaceous,