Another Below Deck Podcast - Maxy Gets A Ice Cream | Below Deck Med S8 E10

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

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Norma, aka the banker from Deal or No Deal, has got someone in the can. She is the kind of person that the people at Family Feud ask their opinion for the answers. And that's why the answers don't make any sense, because Lily is the one that says rock. You know, and you're like, how does that that keep you before? Right? First thing that you would take out of your wallet. Number one answer. Rock. Rock. You're lily.

Rock. Number one answer. Number one answer. Okay. I love how Steve Harvey bus balls, you know, he looks the camera. All right. Okay, okay. Preferred. And depth to the patriarchy, right? Because Steve Harvey and Ellen DeGeneres did the same exact thing.

And they are both male. Okay. Welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I am settled up next to one Patrick kickie mission to come aboard sir granted we are still in the wake. Not a cool. Thanksgiving, and that means that Propheia.grl is still with us, hello Ruby. Hello, Dill, how are you? What is that coat? Is that fleece?

No, it's not. I don't know fabrics. I have a tough time with fabrics. What is it? It's just not fleece, I don't know. Guys, we have an episode of Below Deck to get into, but before we get into it, we have to talk about public service announcements Pat

Vandipomp is around the corner. That's right January and a papaya girl herself. Yeah, we ran we'll be recapping that I don't have we decided whether or not that's behind a paywall or that will be behind a paywall. Okay. Yeah Right, I don't know we got to see what's coming up. We'll think about it, but you'll probably pay Right, I don't know we got to see what's coming up. We'll think about it, but you'll probably pay And then other stuff Great reviews. Okay, so this was interesting. I don't know which show it was that we saw tonight But they showed a clip of Malia. Oh, it must have been an episode of Winterhouse Sorry, well that kind of has to do with this episode of below deck Anyway, Malia was gonna make out with a girl at a party at an episode of Winterhouse,

and they harken back to a previous episode, which was an episode that we just recapped on Patreon.com slash another podcast network. Yeah. For season two of Blow Deck Med, it's an amazing recap. Ugh. We're having such a good time. Such a good time.

And we are gonna start, I think we've done the first two episodes. We'll drop the third one this week or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, bugs is gonna come on. I'm so excited to talk to bugs. Also, behind the paywall, we just recapped Pat being assaulted by somebody in his neighborhood.

Three. Three people in his neighborhood. They are. Unhoused. They're unhoused. And so the episode is we talk politics. We usually don't talk politics. So if you want to hear us talk politics and talk about how pets survive day, a zombie

attack, go to patreon.com, slash another podcast network, quickly reviews. This is a great one from Jill Elizabeth. So funny, if you like Polo Deck, you'll love this podcast. That's great. 102 pots from Rob Leneer, five stars, Tomb Raider made out with Luca. That's a great review. That's a great one. That's a great one. That's a great one. Very informative. So episode, whatever, it's a, it's a big one. We are in the, the kind of fallout after Natalia's departure in Sandy's common denominator dressing down of Kyle.

Who wants to go first with thoughts on Pods? Should ribs go first? Yeah, go first. She hasn't spoken. Yeah, yeah. I thought that this episode was a bit of a snooze, but I do think that it was because they knew that the Natalia, the devil incarnate, and if that's really, really bad, I take it back. I don't know what that actually means when she comes back next week.

I think they're gearing us all up for that, trying to get us ready to go. Devil incarnate would be like, the devil, right, so get me here. So the devil, I don't know what it means. Okay, let us know if you do. Because we'd all like to learn. Yes, Patrick.

I think it means that, you know, like, in Freaky Friday, I have my phone, I can look it up. No, no, no, no, we got it. So you know how Freaky Friday, Jamie Curtis is Lindsay Lohan? What if Jamie Curtis was, or the devil was Jamie Curtis, she would be the devil in Karnay. And it really would be Freaky Friday. She would be the devil incarnate. And it really would be freaky Friday. It would be like scary Friday.

Yeah. It's like a 24, Blum's. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Coming up December 25th. Yeah. Different aspect ratio and whatnot.

Sure. Yeah. You're, I think really it was going on. So if that is it, if that's what the definition is, I don't take it back because I think that Natalia coming back next week is was going to be a lot of fun. If that is it, if that's what the definition is, I don't take it back because I think that Natalia coming back next week is just gonna be a weird disaster. And this week was snoozy except for the guests.

I thought the guests were great. I thought this was exactly how I would spend my time on this boat. And I loved to see it. 39 pots. 39 pots. Can I go please still? I don't remember. Oh, this is what I remember. There was a lot of There's a lot of elementary school reward systems this evening from Captain Sandy. The kind of positive reinforcement you would use to manipulate a seven-year-old Sandy

used for seerats. Now we've- You want a Milky Way? Yeah. Come on. We're all going. We're all going. Also, unpopular opinion, but I,

and we'll talk about it early on in the episode, but I'm here with Silent Film Actor. He's two nuts. I don't care. I don't care. You're talking about how you're not hard, and that's why you have to, I don't, I,

Is I full towers not? I can't deal with crazy people, right? Yeah. You need a little bit of a North Star, even if there's a cloud, you can kind of see through it, can't see it with Max, weird analogy, great episode, four pots.

Oh wow, okay. I'm gonna utilize my thoughts in not time, not time to go after the Bravo promo editing team over there, the geniuses over there. Okay, so the idea of a tease, you know, where you leave the tail end of the episode of, well, what's gonna happen next week, right? Will Sandy fire Kyle? Or will she not allow him to stay? Well, Bravo was running a promo all morning

where it showed Kyle and his whites greeting the new guests to the charter. So whoever you are, your an idiot. Yeah Josh. Wow Josh. Josh. Fucking absurd. I had the same thoughts as No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, who was doing to our Frenchman with having him on the bridge there driving the boat. You wanna drive the boat? You wanna drive the boat, okay? I saw what you were doing there, Sandy, and I kinda like it. We're a family chat. What can we do to get your dick hard, little guy? I want to drive boat. You wanna drive the boat?

I'm ice-quaming, Denny, I want to drive boat. All right, you can have it. Just don't quit on me. Well, anyway, I did not enjoy the episode. This was episode 10, by the way. We have six more as I saw in a trailer for the rest of the season. Some fun stuff. If you don't watch the trailer for the coming episodes, Jessica slash Ann starts to get

really fun. Were you using a lot of like weed be gone today or something? Do you have chemicals? I think something's coming on. Oh, I think something's coming on. You mean you're sick? Well, no, I mean, why got it like a scratchy throat? Yeah. Shit. You know, Ruby has MS. She's autoimmune and Lee compromised.

Well, part of the neurodivergent community Patrick. Well, I apologize for putting me at risk. I'm algae not accepted. I know. Why don't you take the round out of the chamber? Because you're holding it against my skull. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm an ally.

Yeah, that's right, because you will never. You will never. Oh, boy. All right. So Kyle, last thought here. Yeah, we have to get into the show. I, Kyle, Kyle, yeah.

Patrick, we have to get the show. Okay, all right. You have the next. Zero knots. We last left off with the dressing down of one Kyle. Sandy is using fractions to slam him, which, I mean, she was a second grade teacher. She was like, we just we studied common denominators. You are the common

dena. It's like he's struggling with stuff and after school she's telling him that he's the reason everybody hates each other. You know. Yet, just when you think that Gia team is coming down on his neck, she gives him a mistake of execution. He's allowed to stay. Yeah, and of course he heads down to us. I call him.

I'm resigning. It's so funny how quickly it was like a road runner kind of stomping on the brakes. He burps and says, I'm actually, my pink ass is going to be around for a little bit longer. I'm going to get, I'm going to fight everybody. You know, next up, Chef Jack. Exactly. All right. So can I point out here that I know know I mentioned this last couple of episodes,

but it's worth repeating. He is, in fact, the common denominator, but everyone has blood on their hands. So Natalia was immature. Not haily. Not haily. No, actually, this is just the interior, actually. So Anne slash Jessica, blood on her hand.

She's a little gossiper. Yeah. Toomey. Gossiper. Natalia, Kyle, Schitt, Ster. So they all have blood on her hand. She's a little gossiper, to me, gossiper, Natalia, Kyle, shitster. So I all have blood on their hands, but I do believe if Kyle was pulled out of the equation, the interior would have the best possible chance

of maintaining basically. Yeah, I said it last week. I mean, fun house mirror to Rams. I think that Natalia is going through something. I think Kyle is more accurate to the core, but Natalia, I mean, two Rams fun house mirror. Let me make an analogy. Okay.

So Kyle is a naturally born shitster. It's embedded in him as part of his character in persona. Yeah. Telling him which Sandy did, which I think he wanted to quit was because he's a, he knows he can't help himself because it's so much part of his character to be a fucking gossipy shitster. It would be like asking a lion to not eat zebras anymore. Or it would be like asking a lion to play bridge. Right. The lion's like, well, what am I gonna do? I don't understand.

I don't understand the rules. I don't understand the concept of numbers or a car. I knock the cards off the fucking table every time my paws are too big. Yeah, it would be real. And also, Zebras, an idiom, is my favorite pastime. Right, right, right. You've taken my reason for being away.

You can't take. I'm in the love hunting zebra. So I think Kyle knew, like, because right out of the gate, You've taken it my reason for being away. You can't take hunting sea bream. So I think Kyle knew like, because right out of the gate, he can't stop himself from shit talking. There's like five or six instances throughout the episode where he really rubs up against being a shit talker and possibly getting himself terminated. The Instagram posts that our fans have been posting

in our Facebook group go there great community supportive and If people aren't supportive, I mean we kick them out His Instagram posts are some of the most hilarious things I've seen in some time Almost as funny as that indigenous woman with PTSD, getting pulled over for driving into oncoming traffic. We'll break that down on APS maybe. You should.

Absolutely should. He earnestly says heartbroken, inner richer the third kind of way, I've never been called the common denominator before. You've been called a fucking prick. The mellow drama and the self-importance and the vile centrity of it all is nauseating. Do you think he's been called a numerator? So too many convinces him to stay, which is shocking. She is not consistent at all. And he does agree to stay. So silent film actor and insane person, Maximeilian, is still convinced about the vibes being off.

We'll get to more on that later. Meanwhile, Kyle walks down into the kitchen and throws a nasty look Samwise's way. Now, I don't know if this was editing or if Kyle knows that Samwise tried to backstab him. Samwise doesn't backstab. All he does is try to warn people that Gollum is not someone to be trusted. Right.

And it's a little short-sighted because Gollum can be smagled, people that golem is not someone to be trusted. Right. And it's a little short-sided because golem can be smagal. But when you treat him that poorly, he's going to revert to golem. You know what I mean? So you don't want people to be handshye. What? So I didn't know if this was real or not. But hey, look, the sea rats come in here all the time, Dylan, they tell us what you see is as was presented, presented as as how it played out. Yeah, but you know how there's that painting that's like, this is not a pipe. I believe so. That could be that this is not a pipe situation.

Pit-cocho. No. So, also, Norma, aka the banker from De or No Deal, has got someone in the can. We're going to be meeting her later on this episode. She is a waitress from Chili's. I mean, I know that she's worked at Wimbledon, but she's... She managed Wimbledon. She is the kind of person that the people at Family Feud

ask their opinion for the answers. And that's why the answers don't make any sense because Lily is the one that says rock. And you're like, how does that keep you before? First thing that you would take out of your wallet, number one answer, rock. Rock, you, Lily. Rock wallet number one answer rock rock number one answer number one answer okay I love how Steve Harvey bus balls you know he looks to camera all right okay okay preference and depth to the patriarchy right because

Steve Harvey and Ellen DeGeneres did the same exact thing. And they are both male. Okay. So we have to get to the pre-friendship meeting. I got some quick hits here, Dill. Can you take this over? Okay. It's going to be a short charter with Tanya, the owner of Power Magazine. The short charter though, Troubles Luca Luca because he realizes when SeaRats fuck up as they're apt to do, you know, you got 24 hour turnover, man. You're not going to be able to make any ground up. If you say that again, I throw it far, it got distracted. Edit thing? No, not an edit thing, if you could just say it one more time.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Luca's concerned because SeaRats, they fuck up all the time, right? Yeah, yeah. But this is a 24 hour charter. Luke is concerned because C rats, they fuck up all the time, right? Yeah. But this is a 24 hour charter. They're not gonna be able to make up any ground to save that time. Yeah. That's a stupid concern.

Right, right, right. Well, anyway, um, maybe just silly. The, uh, the guests are gonna want lots of salads, and then we're gonna get that white party for the hundredth time. Sure, yeah, yeah. And then we have an insane guest that, uh, doesn't want to eat eggs outside.

Yep. And her other request, no ham sandwiches where giraffes live. Yep. Yeah, that's a, that's a de-reate kind of four-alimes kind of thing. Okay. Carcass out. Okay. Well.

Yeah, that's, that's a, that's just a desperate attempt to set yourself out from the crowd. And make your bartender shit in your drinks, okay? Yeah, carcass out. So Sandy is excited. Let me clear my throat a little bit. Because that is, I'm sorry. Sandy is excited about the maneuvering.

They're going to be doing. And she is, I mean, she is like a proud terror at the dog show. I mean, she is going to be just prouncing around front of everybody. I don't know. I would like to speak to the people in that dog about like, are yachts this big supposed to come in here? Because I think everyone was like, this is super fucking insane and annoying that this woman is doing this. Yeah, all the boats that they were like, and then you just go to boats driving by

and they're going everywhere. I think those boats were like, what the fuck are you guys doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, so. Yeah, it's like a Ford F-150 trying to go into a compact spot. I guess you can do it, but you're you really can't.

Yeah, so the C-Rat sleep and that's it and I was thinking can we get a little T? I mean, this is a perfect opportunity for C-Rats to claw one another. I mean, we've just had somebody to part the boat. Kyle's been been called a numerator and and there's just no drama at all. Well, that's because Kyle's been kind of neutralized. He's you know, he's's walking on big shells around this, but he got shot with a drink. Right.

Now, Sandy told Kyle he couldn't talk shit, but no one told Chef Jackie could. Yeah. I think he tells to me that he thinks Kyle is the kind of sea rat that brings drama, that you bring it to a closet and have drama with a mop. He said that he could start drama in a room by himself with a mop and a bucket.

That was a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. And also, if you think about it, a horrifying picture. Yeah. I mean, that is a 24 kind of like, I don't ever need to see that movie again. Right. It's just Kyle in a white room with a mop

and my head of the mop is purple and it stands up on its own in the bucket and it's just Kyle screaming at it going, you will nip off. You will nip off. You will nip off. And it's 37 minutes and it's nominated for Best Short. And it wins. And it wins. Hey, speaking of scary visuals, Weirdo Haley, she wakes up.

She tells Luca she had a fucking dream. She catched that one. Yeah. This little weirdo. Haley she wakes up she tells Luca she had fucking dream. She catched that one. Yeah This little weirdo in that dream She was on a date with an aneter and suddenly she believed the aneter was the aneter that killed her grandmother during a Carjacking incident going wrong, you know, so she just started punching it. Yeah, yeah I didn't know people that old the car jacked, you know, oh No, they do. Yeah.

No, the elderly get off scot-free as so many things. People think that they're like physically incompetent, but they use that to their advantage. The three-end house that attacked Pat, all over 84. Yeah, they were. All 84. That's why the cops didn't do anything when they showed up. They said, hey, they're over there. No.

Yeah. They steal. 84 and it's by the cops and do anything when they showed up. I said hey they're over there. Oh yeah They steal They eat grapes out of the bags. Yeah, you go to a galsons and you just see people gumming on mangoes and like oh I can't do anything because they're old I hate them. Yeah, you do So next day next day silent film actor has a conversation with Sandy. He says, I might leave. No. This is not an actionable thing.

He's just like, he's also used the word I might. Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna spin this dreidel and then we'll just see what character, how does it work? You're more Jewish than me. Yeah, I think it's this is the one, and again, correct me if I'm wrong, bad you. You get gelt is the dreidel, the one that it whatever it lands on,

you get to collect it gelt, the little monies, the chocolate monies. Jews love money. He, you know. That was hard because we're pigs, all those Jews. Yeah. But he really is like a little baby. He's like, I want to spend my widow and then I'm going to see what kind of ice cream and

boats I could do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it works. Again, he's two nuts. This, he's like, my dick is not hard, so I know that I need to leave. You need to go to a doctor. It has nothing to do with your work. It's a little thing called Viagra.

Yeah. Reduction of unhealthy relationship with alcohol. But I will say this about a silent stock. I have a big, big time. You can't do that. This is a one time showing. We've had a lot of sea rats that just passed by us for one season.

We never see them again. We will never see this man again. No. We've seen this dog in Pony show. Oh my god, that's such a good take. Right? Yeah. He can't come back no No, and not in the same way as the giant who impregnated the woman and then lied about getting her pregnant

Yeah, sorry JP little baby JP different the one with the book of revelations tattooed on his back Yeah, yeah, that that one not like him. It's a different kind of passing, you know, yeah Now max million will be leading a some kind of passing, you know. Yeah. Now, Max Million will be leading a some kind of Vedanta retreat about chakras and erections. So Sandy calls to me up and believe it or not, we, like I mentioned, have a Chili's employee coming onto the boat. What are you looking for, baby? Oh, my, I was gonna play a hacky sound effect.

Oh, great, but it's not ready yet. Okay, so yeah, we'll see how long it takes before Kyle makes her cry and we'll see how long it takes before Lara and or Luca tried to have sex with her. Oh, wow. Not long. Not long. I think it'll be Maximilian and I think one of the reasons why we've gotten this Eiffel Tower Chiron is because he's going to go to midnight when he hooks up with Lily.

I see you, bravo. I see you. So I just want to talk about the clock thing for a moment. Oh, the Eiffel Tower clock. Yeah, the Eiffel Tower clock. Very annoying. the Eiffel Tower Club. Yeah, the Eiffel Tower Club. Very annoying. It's really like, I feel like it's a bit understated how insane it is that we're doing this thing where this man needs to be erect before he can be a good employee again,

in which case he's like throwing lines and high-fiving with a massive, like, that's how we know that he's, he should stick around, that he's at full mass, you know, like, or full mass, is it massed or massed? Half mass when somebody dies, right? Or is it half massed? We can move on. Yeah, you're asking the wrong guy. I'm belaboring the point. That's okay. Do we do the little dive into the C-Rat history of Lillia? can move on. Yeah, you're asking the wrong guy. I'm belaboring the point. That's okay. Do we do the little dive into the C-Rat history of Lillia? No.

Okay. Well, this is my territory. Yeah. Okay. So this is our green stew. Is, I guess she worked or lives in London, managed Wimbleton, which is quite impressive, but I think she's trumping up that job. Yeah, it's trumping up.

Is Wimbleton the name of a sports bar like Chili's? That's a great point. Yeah. Yeah, she managed Wimbleton. Yeah, there's a pub out there. Great chicken fajita's there. Yeah. Best in the UK.

And then she's worked on small boats. So that's a solid goose egg in the sea rat. Yeah. Yeah. Sea rats that's not very high. So it's not good. It's not sad. Not at all. No. No. And that's the problem. That's the big problem. Yeah. Come on, this fast. Hand us that whole problem. Yeah. You can't. Come on, this fastener. Hand us that whole shit. Yeah. I want to hear about someone got gunned down that was your friend. Yeah. It's like if we were measuring something that wasn't an earthquake on the Richter scale, it wouldn't be on the Ray.

It would get a zero. Right. You know? An impatric scenario, the one that gunned down your friend was your mom. Yeah. That's what we want. Exactly. Right. So Kyle is having a tough time folding toilet paper.

He's having Vietnam flashbacks of being called a common denominator. Hey. Kyle is exactly the kind of person that would say that he had PTSD from that kind of conversation. Yes, he would. Which, you know, we were talking about it before we left. That is a condition that is reserved for people who experience trauma, not uncomfortable HR meetings. I wanna clarify what trauma is.

So someone like our father who watched people be blown up in front of him at the age of 17, that's trauma. Right. Sandy saying, you are not gonna be achieved still, and I have eyes and I have ears. And I shouldn't say isn't trauma.

I should say it's a different kind of trauma. It's uncomfortable. Yeah, sure. Sure, yeah. So we're the dead bodies that our father had to see. They gave them. Yeah, so that's real trauma. Then you have them, we're children.

So Jack and Laura, I'm talking about how Natalia didn't turn the crew against each other. Jack and Laura, you need to keep your respective genitalia in your pants. I know that you weren't privy to what we saw, but I feel like you're being distracted a little bit, Natalia absolutely did that. Keep Shuck and Oysters and let Kyle hang himself. Yes, he will. Not literally. I don't don't mean that no, no, of course not God forbid serious don't do that. I'm not even being sarcastic. No God forbid. I

Think he's fine. I hope I hope that he is fine seriously. I don't want anybody to die No, I want a lot of people to die, but yeah, I should amend that. I want to die. No, no, I want a lot of people to die, but yeah, I should have meant that. I want to do that. Just not Kyle's. Yeah, there we go. He's a young idiot. He'll grow. He'll be better. We were all idiots. People work at McKinsey, I think. And why you stoned graduates that want to work at McKinsey. But they don't know. You know, actually, I'm going to take back my point. Cut them off really. I was talking about people growing, you know,

like, and you're an idiot when you're 23. Yeah. I have the honor of actually having lived a number of years after being 23. Right. People I went to high school with went to that reunion. They're all the same person, they're still assholes. Yeah.

People don't change at all. What do you think the cutoff is? If you're a dick by the time you're 20, what? Oh, six, I think. You won't change. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You mean 26 or six years old? Oh, six years old. Oh, God. Okay. Yeah. And now six years old, let me look at our beautiful niece Jane. I mean, Jane's been evil since she was four years old and she will always be evil and that's why I love her. She's so mean. Mm-hmm.

You know? She, I fear her deeply. What was that funny? I got kicked off my school bus when I was 10 and the school bus driver called my mom and said, Pat is not allowed on the school bus for like a couple weeks. Yeah. Why? Because he said, you got something to say about everybody.

Because I'd have something to say. I'd go, oh, you chose that outfit today, huh? Well, look at that bag. People in nowadays would say it was bullying, you know? Right. But look what I'm doing right now. Look at you, Pat. I haven't changed at all.

No, Patrick is Mary M. Cosby from Real House. I've got a Salt Lake City. You'll just scream at people and be like, Hey, in bread, why'd you wear that necklace? I really think I'm in bread. Do you? Oh, yes, I do. Oh, yes, I do. Okay. I know she's a criminal, but let's make her not a friend of the show and a full blown housewife. And I know that she doesn't go to anything, which will be problematic, but last thing I will say was saying that I heard the greatest fucking thing today from Casey Wilson. She said, Mary Cosby is like when

you're doing improv and you have to yes and she just says no. Dude, I've done improv. I've done improv sessions with Pat. He is without a doubt the worst improviser I've ever seen in my entire life. And I've done improv with like 60 year old, like, what are you doing here, right? Right. Pat, we were doing a, we were doing a improv exercise and Pat was supposed to do something and he just said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not going to do that. And the coach was like, well, okay, let's try.

Oh, you did that improv class. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not gonna do that. And the coach was like, well, okay, let's try. Oh, did you get that in prof class? Yeah, yeah, nah, I'm not doing that. All right, so Kyle heads up to Sandy to give her something that she needed to hear. That's right. He says, I'm sorry. And he says that he talked in an Italian. And this was a little bit manipulative. Yeah, he talked in Italian. And this was a little bit manipulative,

because he talked in Italian, but it was before the common denominator. Yeah, he was still a numerator then, and it didn't go well also. No, she's right. Please leave my room in a blocking you on Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna stand over you here,

even though you've asked me to leave your room. I didn't mean it. Yeah, and when she said, I'm gonna block you on Instagram, he said, that's what made his heart sore. And Sandy, who is just so leadership conference here, she's like, I needed to hear that. Why did you need to hear that? What, this change is absolutely nothing.

He lied to your face. All right, so the guests arrived. They seemed like they're gonna be fun. The apparel spritzes, I have to say, are in an unsightly glass. Nothing should be served in goblets outside of soda that you're serving to people who need to be punished. People that go to Disneyland, people that go to-

Medieval times. Medieval times. Exactly. But goblets are an unfit vessel for really any liquid. You don't... You don't... It's blind. Right. Exactly.

Again, you're trying to... It's a punitive thing. So it's sad that they are welcomed with too much apparel spritz. We meet Lily. A long time ago, we met Lily,ritz. We meet Lily a long time ago. We met Lily. We did, but we're learning. We meet Lily in the working capacity where she actually lied on a resume

and came from working from a version of Chili's, which is called Wimbledon's. Right, right. And we also learn that she's got a really cool C-Red history here. What she does? Yeah, it's super cool. In that, I think that, I mean, Lily, we love you, we don't know you, but it sounds like you're, you might be a pathological liar. Yeah. Wimbledons is a bar outside of Wimbledon and you went to

university but didn't really go to university and still got good grades. That's relative but I'm pretty sure if you gave those grades to let's say a Korean mother she would say you didn't get good grades. Kill yourself. Um, and also you are some kind of sushi. Um, it was just, I mean she's just a perfect addition to the show and she's gonna get fired in two weeks. I think she is. Yeah., I mean, she's just a perfect addition to the show and she's going to get fired in two weeks. I think she is. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, because she's a liability and she can't be alone. Right. So there's no way to keep her. So Kyle and Jack have an awkward salad dressing conversation. Jack is quiet and definitely so Kyle says that this speaks volumes. We just, we do Australian for him and I, I, it's, he's not Australian. He's, he's for volumes. We do Australian for him. And he's not Australian, he's Scythi Frikant.

You know, I hate to break the fourth wall, but I've often thought this as I've watched Kyle. He had quite an interesting run on his debut on Med. And then he got to do all the watch would happen and all that stuff. I'm wondering if he's bringing some of that ego on board. Did we talk to Kyle? We didn't, we were going to and I feel like we had

a difficult time or something. We had it scheduled and he canceled like a couple hours before, so he was busy. Right, yeah, yeah. Interesting. But yeah, Kyle, I wish that we could kind of try to decipher your silence. That would be amazing if we could just try to figure out what you were saying by not

saying anything. But the issue is that you say everything, and I mean everything. So, lunch is served, eggs are outside, or eggs are not outside. Can we get this, at this point I'm wondering, can we get this clarified? I need to know why no eggs outside. But we got our answer. We do. We do. But this lunch wasn't the egg lunch,

do you have anything to say about this? Cause I couldn't make out what it was. I was actually gonna, I'm buddies with Chef Jack now. I was gonna actually ask him, like what did you actually serve for this lunch? I don't do lunches. I don't do lunches. Uh, I don't do lunches. You don't recap lunches.

I'm, I, you know, sometimes I recap lunches, but Bravo, I feel like in particular this season has really thrown these plates overboard. I mean, they're just not giving Chef Jack enough, uh, stage time. It's exit stash left the whole season. It's not center stars. To me misses Natalia because Suzy doesn't know how to do anything and then we get to Lollipop time. So Max was a good boy and he got a shot without crying and because of that he gets to drive the boat.

And the clock comes back towards midnight. He's getting hard again. I just can't think of a more bizarre concept. I think it's just. Well, I would say, do less of this and maybe cut your promos better you idiots It would be like If if Laurel was competing against ninja what's her name? Mm-hmm ninja on the challenge and then they they TBC it and then you just see Laurel Laurel

Drinking Gatorade the next morning with CT. I mean it would was it just wouldn't work. No, it wouldn't work. Shame on you. Shame on you. For example, never shame on TJ. No, of course not. And to anyone watching this current season, Horaceo is the sweetest best person I've ever known, except for Jay. The women are 50 plus and they want nothing to do with any of the activities that can kill you. And I love them for it. Okay, so I loved Captain Sandy this episode, except for this miss. Of course, yeah. This was a miss step.

Now she lets Luca have it because he's not encouraging the charter guest to fully embrace the yachting experience by going down a 40 foot slide. He's not sham-wowing, infomercial, the toys that they have. Right. She's like, you got to sell them. No, you don't. He's not a salesman.

He's a boason. Exactly. And here's the point. Sandy thinks this was a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, go, went in the wind column for her to prove a point. Yeah. I would argue you grafted this on them and because you've been on TV for 10 years, they did something they didn't want to do to appease you. Yeah, 100%.

This is the person coming into your dressing room being like, oh, also we have this one that's four times as expensive and not what you're looking for at all, but I think it will look amazing on you. And you have to try it on and you have to leave the dressing room, let them look at you and then make up a lie as to why you can buy it. Yeah, I've farted. And now that's it, and I have to go. It burned, I farted, and then you leave. So, kind of the fuck did we get ice cream?

Captain TimeShare is very, very much back. And these women do not want to go down this slide. And these women do not want to go on these jet skis. And I don't understand the problem. They're it's a dream. They're on vacation. Let them do what they want. So Lillian Maxx are flirting and I don't think that's going to work because his cock is not visibly erect and he's talking about a legal barbecue because he's an insane person. Also, there's seerats. She's admitting that she's never in one place longer than a few months,

so this is not going to work out. But they might slam into one another. Yeah. Now, if we park the damn boat yet, or is that what comes next? I think that's what comes next. Yeah. Guests are very impressed. You know, I often am very thankful for the boat parking, because I get to put my thumb down off touching my phone to write what happens to the show. I go boat parks. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because every time that's what happens. Yeah. The violence start to hum and you go, oh, once again, we would have seen the boat crash with the Christopher Nolan stings in the trailer for the season, if it ever happened. But no, they do a great job.

They dock perfectly and no one dies. And because of that, who's a good boy? Well, Maxi Poussi. Who's a good girl? Let's go get ice cream. Ice cream? I'm getting ice cream. So Chef Jack, before we get to ice cream, or maybe after I'm not sure,

tough look in the menu planning. Yeah. Yeah. He says, any chance I can get the word white in something. I take it. Yeah. I mean, Jesus. Yeah.

I wasn't sure what he meant by that. I thought it was that a chef thing. It's the white party night. Oh, there you go. You know, too many immigrants. You're going that direction. Well, I mean, I don't know where else to go with it. This actually wasn't the white party night.

It was a different night completely. And he just wanted to use the word way. Yeah, so it's good. High-screen works great great and silent actor decides that he is going to stay He's got a renewed love For sale I am going to stay here. What flavor do we think Sandy gets a vice queen? Sandy strikes me as a sherbet lady in a couple of years right now I think that she's I don don't know, something lesbian.

Oh, okay. What's a lesbian flavor of ice cream? What's that? Ribbon one. Gold metal ribbon? Yeah, I don't think they have that in Italy. Maybe. Hi, do you guys have a wopper?

I did that in Thailand. Yeah, do you guys have a wopper? I did that in Thailand. Yeah, of course. So Sandy's underwear is lost and sushi is the one that lost them. I think they did Sandy a little dirty showing the underwear. Listen, underwear, whatever you want to wear to make you feel comfortable, Pat wears boxers, I think that's insane.

Everybody's underwear is a personal preference, but I mean, they just hold them up, like, I mean, look at these fucking things. It's not a deal. I mean, they do. These are like a Costco 50 pack of underwear. Yep. Yep.

So meanwhile, Kyle shades lily a little bit. Mm-hmm. He says she's green He can't even identify the color of green the hue of it. Yeah, yeah, that's shit talking. Yeah Absolutely, he's he's added again, and then he walks down with Jag and Jackson speaking to him and Kyle says Stull All right, so let's head to dinner. We've got whiteis bear, I guess, and pomegranate salad. We've also got smoked salmon or a ket day with white wine sauce and capers.

This is, I don't know, it's odd to me. It's not all over the world, fish and pasta. Fish and pasta is a common thing. But that's, you know, that's gross. That's gross though. But no, it seems like it would be a delicious dish, a light dish, something pocata dancing with white wine in capers. The salad looked beautiful. And once again, I don't know if we just weren't shown something, but it wreaks of a you're not welcome here kind of offering. It's two courses and you're leaving tomorrow? Great. Why don't you pack now? 70 poth.

So, sushi can't do anything. Tumey needs to find her strength. And the issue with Tumey going on this kind of El Gerado lost city kind of journey is that it doesn't exist. Right. So she has no strength. So Tumey is on a wild goose chase, but we will find out what happens with that in a couple episodes We've seen this before the horny older dignified women wanting to grab that ass. Let's see some balls remember last time Oh, yeah, yeah

Yeah, it got a god to feel yeah, yeah, yeah, it got a cocktail. Yeah, it was it was borderline sexual harassment if the roles were reversed right Hey, give us some of those female Becky's down there. Oh, oh, yeah, I'm saying I'm being like a You Jersey male, right, right, right, and get them naked as some Yeah, yeah, and again, we don't, we don't necessarily, we do a funny bit where we say if the roles were reversed, but we understand that the roles need not be reversed

because Luca could punch assassinate any of these women. Easily. Easily. So, everyone, why is Jack up there? He was asked. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's a bad ask. And I'm not, that has nothing to do with

his aesthetics. It has everything to do with him being a wallflower and uncomfortable with the whole thing. He's throwing off the vibe. It's like if you went to a strip club and there was a librarian on stage with everybody. And you're like, I'm my life in towel. He's not working. You know, it's just it's out of place. It's what I'm wearing right now. I walked out and it's yeah, you'd be like, oh no. And everybody would be like, are you going to take that off? And you were like, you just feel like no, I'm not going to.

I'm in combat boots and jeans. All right, so everyone heads down and Ann hops into Lucas bed for a little cuddle and we move to the last day of the charter. It's drop off day. The sea rats are ready to party. Max's dick is fully hard now almost enough. We've got another morning special, a breakfast special. We've got another morning special from Jack.

Eggs. Anywhere you want it. Eggs and you tell me what you want in them. I never heard of that special before. It was very vague. No, they do it at Denny's on Tuesdays and Thursdays. No, is that right? The chef has a special tonight.

It is a house salad. What? And you can get that anyway. It's not even fluorantine, it's just omelets. It is revealed to us that it is the taste of the eggs mixed with oxygen that makes this woman a little nitrogen, I'm sure, has a role to play. A lot of gases, you know, actually, of course. But this is like, it's an M night shaming man kind of thing.

I mean, it's like the happening, but done to her taste for eggs. I don't know, it's a lie. This is not real. This isn't, I don't know if eggs oxidize in the outdoors. I don't know if that's a thing if it is this isn't real and This was wild by now

Continue you're happening The eggs were on top of the second story of a building and then they just jump off Yeah, like why are the eggs doing that? themselves, you know, yeah, they never explain in the movie now Now, I know, the wind at some point in the field is could kill you, you know, yeah, it was really dumb. Well, the trees were upset. The trees were, they weren't having it the trees. And Mark was like, what's going on? Hey, why, why why everybody dying? I can't mark come out here where all the trees are Listen to the wind my family

I'm gonna play it All right, so really almost done. Yeah, Lily and Kyle are not doing well and I honestly I don't blame Kyle No, no, no, but he has to restrain himself because he's walking on eggshells, but he definitely wants her in the basement with Milton and that fucking stapler. That's an office base. Oh, yeah, absolutely. He does not want her in this laundry room.

So the guest to part, Tanya heads out. Sounds exactly like Bethany Frankl, right? She wishes, probably. And we head to the tip meeting. Kyle and Jack are not doing well, but I think any, you know, any amount of money can kind of heal that, right? Yeah. Not this low, but it's one of these goddamn short charters, 18K, 1250 euros.

Are that banging up against the dollar and doing what it was doing five years ago, you know? If the sea rats were, you know, had their druthers, they should just be doing day charters. They should just be banging out day charters because you get tipped better. Yeah. You get tip 22 grand for two days and like 15 to 18 for one day.

I think it's the turnover of the boat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We gotta scrub those fucking bathtubs. Yeah. The shit in the plug. Yeah. Raspberry's in the blood. So, yeah. this was real quick.

So night like we can skip over a bunch of shit. So they get their fucking money to see Razz, then they get in those vans. Kyle says in the vans, and Lily's not in this van at this point. She's in the other van. He puts a wager on how wasted she's going to get tonight. Yeah, he's a gossipy bitch. And that was a lot of assumptions here. I think he was levying that she's a fucking drunk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think so too. Yeah. And

it's not wrong. You can see it on her face. Fair enough. Yeah. But you're on A. Sheels. Yeah. And I'm not saying anything about epitomically. I'm just making a joke that she's a sea rat who lies about, you know, and she's from England, you know, there's their fucking drugs. So she's wearing a formula one jacket as though she was wasted once she got dressed. Yep. And then we head to the restaurant. Kyle orders a double Mexican Nuel. Jack says, you sure? And these two, these two scissors are just cutting it one another right now. You have new rams.

I don't understand what this talk about banter was. Kyle's like, your guy's banter is to this. So Jack was starting to kind of make a case that Kyle socks and that he liked a previous stew. So it's kind of establishing. It's kind of how we all started this season with Kyle telling to me in that sports place that Natalia was a bitch. And so that's essentially, Chef Jack, you're better than this.

If anyone can see a sea rat trying to turn turn another seerat against another seerat, it's Kyle. Because that is his first language. Oh, when they cut to the final scene of this episode before they run the trailer for next week episode, Kyle is excited. This gives him life. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, he's, he, well, so they're sitting there and she is drunk.

Lily is drunk at this point as she should be, but she's talking to Jack and Jack makes it clear that his friend is off the boat. And I actually would like to credit Jack. He was like, it doesn't matter why she's gone and it's not worth it to discuss negative shit when you've just started. And Kyle still, if that were Kyle,

he would have been like, oh, girl, let's go to the bathroom and I'll tell you everything. And I'll show you the text messages and all this shit. And then instead from like three seats over is just zeroing in on their conversation like a fucking weird psychopath. And then is like, oh, you're a bantai. And you're like, what's, why are you? And then she just makes another joke. And there's no amount of therapy in the world.

I don't think that can fix Kyle. He's just I with that. I think we're going to have at least one more C-Rat interview with someone on this cast season. You know, fingers fingers crossed. I want to him, Raider. I want to talk to Tomb Raider Laura. Okay.

You guys let us know in the comments. Yeah. Leave a leave a five star of you. Tell us who you want to you want us to interview before the season. Remember, we never take it easy on them now. Well, you do. I do. And now I have started to. Okay. Well, you want Laura to me or Kyle. Let us know. I take it easy on the ones who don't remember what happened. And who say, please remember what happened. And who say, please,

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