Another Below Deck Podcast - Middle Seat Business Calls | RHOBH S15 E5

Episode Date: January 18, 2026

Dylan, Ruby and Pat are back to break down leylines, trinkets, laying in bed, business calls, nipping, being late for dinner and more from Bravo's RHOBH.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcast...network  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=enLumiGummies.com CODE BadTV

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What are you? And also to come in and just be like, I'm slow. You're slow. Did you die? What do you mean you're slow? Right. Did you die and come back to life? Because I actually drove down to the hotel and I got a cheeseburger and fries and a cold beer at the bar.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Tortoises are slow, but they live a half a century. Okay? Right. Right. I mean, when you're right, you're right. Thank you. Hi, hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad Television. and that is long for bad TV.
Starting point is 00:00:48 I am Dylan and that is Pat. Hey, great to be here. What kind of drink you have there? It's protein. It's a protein? Mm-hmm. What is it? Protein.
Starting point is 00:00:57 It's 30% of what I need for protein for today. Is it Costco? I don't know. My wife gets it for me. Can I see it? Sure. Yeah. Well, Ruby is joining us from, gosh, I don't even know where she is.
Starting point is 00:01:20 She's like Carmen San Diego, this one. She's all over the place, jet setting, committing crimes. How are you? I am doing very well, Dylan. How are you? I'm doing really good. So I actually just lied. I'm not doing that good.
Starting point is 00:01:36 I'm very sick. But the worst thing that has happened to me in the past 24 hours. Now, I drove in traffic. I am infirmed with influenza. My child is infirmed with influenza. She was up until 4 o'clock in the morning, screaming. My wife and I are at each other's throats. But the worst thing that's happened to me in the last 24 hours is having to watch this offering from Bravo, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Now, I know that we're going to get two our tits. The fact that they think that they can just pass this off as an episode, we'll get into the specific. You didn't like this episode. Are you kidding? Well, I just watch it. Am I on an island? Ruby, was this episode not unbelievably bad? I am just shocked that you're so passionate about it.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I didn't think it was that bad. Oh, my. Yeah. Oh, not so bad. It didn't rise to the level of what, how you're making it out to me. Oh, this is teenage mutant ninja turtles in the gutter, rats and pizza. All, it's so bad. Bose is laying in bed for 60% of this episode.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Kathy Hilton is laying in bed for 60% of this episode. Sutton Strack just cannot be on TV anymore. I don't know if it's an age thing. I don't know if it's just not wanting to play along. She's ostracizing Tilly. She's making Tilly small. We need Tilly large. There are so many things about this episode.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Amanda not jiving. Amanda's not working right now. Dylan, you're explaining the imperfections of the dynamic between these supposed friends. What do you expect them all to get along? What kind of show would we have here? Traitors can be listened to at patreon.com slash another podcast network. Listen, that's the beautiful thing about this room. We can all disagree on stuff. But get in the comments, let us know how many babies you would give this episode. I'm going to give it one because I love laylines. Laylines are absolutely fascinating to me. And I think it's
Starting point is 00:03:53 beautiful that we got to witness a power node on the real housewives at Beverly Hills. I'm going to stop talking for a while now. Did you give you babies? One. Go ahead, Ruby. Okay. Too harsh.
Starting point is 00:04:12 I thought this episode we got to see, I think Bose is having a lot of, she has a little attitude, she wanted to drink every day and she was tired. I think this is fertility things because this is not the Bose we know. She gets a pass. Amanda, I believe, has Bachelor syndrome where she thinks that because she's made up a team of people who are less quote unquote impressive than her, she lives in a world where she's always, oh my God, oh my God, yeah, for sure. Oh, my God, wow. But this world, like she came from her small town and everyone is Amanda here and they're better Amanda's. And so she's learning quickly that the things that she thinks are cool, the other women don't. And,
Starting point is 00:04:55 they hate her for mentioning them. I think that's great TV. I liked to see her little head. Peek its, it's bad, ugly self this episode. I would give it 72 Babes. I'll give you an analogy for what you're describing there. Little fish, big pond.
Starting point is 00:05:13 And that exactly, that's exactly it was taking place here. 72 babies is so crazy. I found a new word from Swamp Rat, aka Erica Jane Bebe. Stunting. stunting. Stunning on them, how's. I didn't know that word existed,
Starting point is 00:05:30 but that's exactly what Amanda was doing. We all have businesses, baby. We're on vacation, baby. We could all brag about what we're doing. We all have businesses. Why is she taking business phone calls here, baby? It's very annoying. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:42 She's stunting. And yes, it was to essentially flex a little bit about how important she was on film. It was stupid. How many babies do you give it? I'm not done yet. I did think the girls were being a little bit mean to Amanda as annoying as she is. I bet Amanda watching this back is probably regretting signing up for this show because they are
Starting point is 00:06:08 making her look like an absolute dummy. And I've pointed this out on my amazing guest appearance on Kate Casey. One thing about being a life coach or a mentor is part of the audience or the sales pitch is that you know more than other people. you have wisdom. They have to look up to you because you're offering something that they don't know. When that magic is gone, people, the, you know, the mystery of you, it kind of hurts your brand. And also her website looks like it was like done like 10 years ago. You didn't go to it, right?
Starting point is 00:06:45 What? Did you go to it? Oh, Kate and I tore it apart. It's like the fonts. If it was built 10 years ago, it looked awesome for 10 years ago. Now it looks tacky as fuck. You know what the URL is by any chance? Just look up Amanda Francis.
Starting point is 00:07:00 It will pop you right there. Amanda Francis. And so anyway, and then the dynamic between Sutton and Tilly, Sutton is absolutely awful to her. Tilly is her best friend, got her back, ride or die. If you got Tilly starting to talk shit about you, you are a bad friend. I'm enjoying it.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Bose, I believe, is trying to, the reason for all those injections is she's trying to get a bunch of eggs out of her her body. Okay. So, and they're probably going to see how many they have so they can retrieve them. And that's why she's probably not having a good time on this trip. Anyway, I thought it wasn't bad, way better than Salt Lake City.
Starting point is 00:07:40 So I'm going to give it 40 babies. We wake in Sedona and I love Bose, but why the fuck is your assistant here? Liberace. Huh? Well, what is your assistant doing at this place? Not only that, she has two makeup people. What universe would your assistant be here on this vacation with the girls? It's just crazy.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Robs, go ahead. I just wanted to say, I don't pay attention to the taglines. A moment for Derreet's saying something about being finally unburdened, as she is arguably entering the most burdensome period of her entire life ever. I don't think we've ever seen her more burdened. Nope. So we're going to a vortex. Erica is ready to go.
Starting point is 00:08:29 She has sunscreen pants on. And Rachel Zoe is out. Rachel Zoe does not hike. And I have never heard of sunscreen pants, but I think that's actually a really good idea. I have these pants. These pants are wonderful. And these pants make it so that you do not get sun. Genuine,
Starting point is 00:08:50 it's just like wearing sunscreen, but you don't have to wear sunscreen on your legs. Wow. And they're called sunscreen. pants? They aren't. They're not, but you can go to an REI and you can get them very easily. Got it, got it.
Starting point is 00:09:01 And I love an REI. Same. God, do whites love an REI. Dill, I'll break down the game film of where the two groups of ladies will be going if you'd like to please do so. Some of the ladies will be headed in search of that vortex and others will hit the town to buy trinkets. You can only buy in Sedona.
Starting point is 00:09:22 But it's very unique because it's, It's, uh, those trinkets are exclusively made in China. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. The whole racket of, uh, I felt like we needed to do a land acknowledgement before we went shopping here. I mean, the appropriation on display here was disgusting.
Starting point is 00:09:40 I mean, Kyle and her turquoise. I mean. I was reminded of her love for hats. Yeah. Yeah. She's a big hat where, Ruby, what was the, uh, and sneezings? What, what was the place? that they went to an Aspen?
Starting point is 00:09:56 What's it called? Kimosabi. Didn't she own a piece of that store? What would Kyle Richards' Native American name be? Kimo sloppy. No. No, no, no, no. It's like, no, it's like ruins floors or something like that.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Short one who screeches. Okay. All right, we'll go back to the drawing board. So Zobos and Durit head out to do a little thrifting for $500 a trinket. And we drop into a vineyard, a little tasting room in Arizona. The purveyor there is pouring a, what looks to be whiskey into a glass. Who knows? I mean, that desert may produce some beautiful vintages.
Starting point is 00:10:45 I'm not sure. The rest of the gang actually do do something really cool. They hike to a power note. Now, you know about Laylines? You know about power notes? No. Oh. Well, they, they crisscross across this wonderful planet of ours,
Starting point is 00:10:59 uh, this being the home to the only life we know of within millions of light years. And stitched across this, this great planet of ours are these laylines, which are, um, kind of subterranean energetic tethers to nodes throughout this little planet of ours. Now, the nodes themselves,
Starting point is 00:11:21 it exists. In really interesting places, so perhaps you might have one sitting beneath the grounds of the ruins of Maya. There's one underneath the pyramids of ancient Egypt. It seems as though at every turn, a power note is there as a foundation, dare I say, a trampoline for greatness. Pretty interesting. Yeah. Wow. Well, Tilly won't shut, though.
Starting point is 00:11:53 fuck up and Amanda wants to know why she talks so much and that's when Swamp Rat, aka Erica Jane Baby, wants to know if Amanda even knows who Tilly is. I mean, she was nominated for an Oscar after all. And I was thinking the answer is hell no, but here's what's interesting about these people that were born in the mid 80s. I bet she doesn't know who Michelle Fifer is. Right. Okay. Can we take a break for a second? Because Ruby was born in 92. I was born in 1990. We know who Jennifer Tilly is. So this like, this,
Starting point is 00:12:28 this cultural malaise that Amanda is in, I don't think it has to do with her age. I think it has to do with her being Amanda. Go ahead, Ribs. Fair enough. Yeah. So, so I also, Dylan and I can acknowledge we were raised in a, we appreciate film
Starting point is 00:12:45 in this household household. You're Hollywood kids. Well, no. But Jennifer Tilly is someone that I, we've known since we were actually quite probably too small. Michelle Pfeiffer, I mean, I'd love to have her at my wedding if I could. What lies beneath? My love for Michelle Pfeiffer is what lies beneath.
Starting point is 00:13:06 Who saw that twist? Exactly. Yeah, it's crazy. Can I tell you something? Really quickly, Pat, really quickly, what lies beneath is one of the most, and I don't even know what the score is on Rotten Tomatoes, you know when you have movies that you love, and you're like, oh, this will be a good one to watch. And then your friends are like, let's look it up on Rotten Tomatoes.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Then it's a 39. And you're like, okay, but it's not a 39. It's a solid 71 justice for that film and Tilly. And I think Amanda just doesn't care. That's why she doesn't know them. You know, I think the cinephiles are actually turning to Metacritic as a better representative of the actual score of a film. Is that where I should go? I think so.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Moving forward, now it's a steep curve. Very few things get above an 85. But let's be realistic. Very few things are above an 85, right? Yeah. You know, I saw what lies beneath, is that what it's called? Yeah. In the movie theater and I loved it.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Mm-hmm. And who could forget her role in Scafays? Yeah. Fantastic in Scafes. So troubled, you know. Great actress. So is Jennifer Tilly. Liar, liar.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Lairka, let's do drugs, baby. Tilly is on drugs, I think. She's spraying water onto a crystal next to her. I hope so because she means. made friends with a rock. Yeah. And that's usually kind of psychedelic behavior. Because rocks should be made friends with when you can understand what they're saying.
Starting point is 00:14:32 So Kyle takes this beautiful vista as a time to talk about Doreet and the dueling narratives surrounding this gold mine of material, that being the very burdened divorce of P.K. and Doree. Well, what's funny is she shares this with Erica Jane, baby. And Erica really isn't listening because at some point she uttered. just, damn, I could have buried a lot of money out here. And then Kyle's like, what? She's like, oh, yeah, yeah, P.K. sucks.
Starting point is 00:14:59 But the gist of this hot goss is really that P.K.'s saying that Doret is barring him from quality time with his children. Right. And that P.K. is actually a fantastic father. Now, what do they say? Two truths and everybody's lying. and there's something in the middle, P.B. And J.
Starting point is 00:15:27 We know. We know. They're both bad parents. That's right. That's right. And I like, Erica finally gave some solid advice. She's like,
Starting point is 00:15:40 I'd stay out of it, baby. That's how I stayed out of the clink. You think I'm, you think I was asking where all the dough was coming from, baby? Whoa. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:15:50 she really hoped out. Yep. Now, let's move on to the evening, I would say. Boz is getting an ultrasound coming up. Not an ultrasound, actually, it's a big procedure. I'd argue there's no need for glam at this level if we're staying in and dinner is at 1130 at night. Yeah, so Bose has brought her glam and her assistant to not do anything and lay in bed. I have to say attention unless someone that you are going on a trip with is like I would love to cook a dinner for 11 people this idea will never work. Don't do it. Hire a chef or order a dinner or when Doree came out and was like, say the word with the frozen pizzas.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Everybody should have at that moment said, Cappy, make your pasta. Everything else stops now. Right. we're doing the pizzas. What what the fuck are we doing here? We don't do this. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:49 No, that's a really, really good point. But we have to get to Amanda who has dirt on Sutton. But not really. She doesn't have dirt on Sutton. She has a request to give dirt on Sutton.
Starting point is 00:17:04 And by the way, it's a horrible episode. This could have been a game of telephone. Everything that I've seen, footage of Avi. That seems completely, below him. If he wanted to talk smack about Sutton, it wouldn't be to a future housewife. It would have been to page six where he would have gotten paid like five grand and they would
Starting point is 00:17:23 have done like three bylons on what a whack job she is. Exactly. Well, Sutton eventually does get arrive for dinner at 11 o'clock at night. She needed to take some time to herself to enjoy the evening. Who cares if I am late? Now, we constantly are filled with rage with this trope. of the housewives being kind of willfully ignorant to the offense taken by them showing up to a gathering three and a half hours late.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Like it's, I'm really not and I know that I'm a little grumpy and I apologize. I'm really not a fan of Sutton. I think she's just a really bad housewife. Hey, if you're feeling a little overwhelmed, if you're feeling like you're lacking energy, creativity. You know it can help? Tell me.
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Starting point is 00:20:47 Did you die? What do you mean you're slow? Right. Did you die and come back to life? Because I actually drove down to the hotel and I got a cheeseburger and fries and a cold beer at the bar. Tortoises are slow, but they live a half a century. Okay? Right.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Right. I mean, when you're right, you're right. Thank you. Amanda brings this up to Sutton. And here we go. Fireworks. Well, first off, she does. didn't bring it up to Sutton. She said something to someone else and then they back channeled that
Starting point is 00:21:17 to Sutton to get underneath her skin, I believe. Regardless of how it gets brought up, and I think she does go straight to Sutton, but she at some point is coalesced or whatever. She says to Sutton, hey, I'm going to let you know that somebody approached me and said that they have dirt on your relationship with Avi. And I guess I'll just keep bludgeoning this dead horse. Sutton completely shuts it down, does not engage with it at all. Nothing comes of it. She says, I don't want to talk about it. And I'm moving on. That's not what a housewife is supposed to do. Housewives engage. Housewives show up to work. And if they're going to be three hours late, they're at least going to be Candace about it. You know, I must say, though, miss me with this shit. I will say, though, her being truly uncomfortable and
Starting point is 00:22:09 bothered by it despite saying it's not affecting her all. Her stewing and in her uncomfortability, if that's a word, was kind of fun to watch. Well, talking about burdened, Sutton is really, really burdened. So burdened, in fact, that she turns to the therapist herself, Reba for notes on how to build back better with Derreet. and it turns out that Sutton's remorse she feels for her own failed marriage was lashing out at Derreet. And Reba, who hates her, was able to shine a light on that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Is this minutes later when then Sutton and Durit chat in the kitchen? Yep. Yeah, really beautiful stuff. Oh, my God, yeah. Sutton realizes that she was pushing her anger from that marriage, which now she's had her last name taken away from her on others. And the walls between the two need to come down. And wow, it was a beautiful moment.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Yeah, really, really beautiful. Well, last about eight and a half minutes. Sutton makes the chicken. Yeah, go ahead, Roobes. I was just going to say one of the best parts about this episode is how fucked up to her he was at this moment. And she's saying things to Sutton, like, Rome wasn't built in a day. And you, oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:23:34 All right, I guess you're right. It was just such an earnest conversation between the two of them saying, I'm in your corner and I'm sorry and you'll get through it. And they don't mean it. They will not. Pat said eight and a half. I give it about that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:47 I do want to say this. Sprinkled in them attempting to cook dinner that takes four and a half hours is everyone getting annoyed by Amanda slowly. Whether or not someone says, oh, I own this type of shoes and her saying, oh, I have eight pairs of those. Yeah. It's a through line throughout the episode that everyone can't stand Amanda and she's getting under everyone's skin. Well, we start the next day with Kathy calling Rachel Zoe and her not picking up.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Oh, she must be bull. Honestly, I feel kind of like, and I know I'm being a little bit of a dick and I apologize to the audience. I feel a little gaslit by both of you. I mean, this was filmed. Kathy calls Rachel Zoh, and she doesn't pick up. And I know that she has the iPads on, but like, okay. Only Kathy Hilton can get away. You know what?
Starting point is 00:24:47 Who else gets away with this? Mary Cosby can get away with filming like this. Yeah. I'm not going to show up to anything. I'm just going to lay in bed. Yeah. Well, speaking of laying in bed, Bose says that she doesn't want to get out of bed,
Starting point is 00:24:59 incredible television. And then we get to Amanda and the ladies. Amanda walks in. And again, it's just not working right now for me. She heads in and sits down with Erica. And Erica just ices her out. All right. So is this morning where it's Rachel Zoh and Erica Jane, baby.
Starting point is 00:25:20 And then Amanda's there and they're kind of making small talk. And it seems like Amanda's kind of on the outside of their conversation. Yeah. And inserting herself in talking about the power of manifestation and how she actually bagged an Amber Cromby model through this very, very powerful act. Do you guys not see what I'm talking about, how like Erica's not really engaging with Amanda? She's just like, it's fine, baby. These are things that I don't think guys do.
Starting point is 00:25:47 And this is these little wars that women can have with each other where a dude will be standing right in this same exact conversation. And we're completely unaware that there's a war going on between women. One funny thing happens here, though. Zoe tells us her version of a perfect vacation. And I kind of analyzed it because we live here in California. Swap out the wine in her description of her favorite vacation. Put a ball of crack in there.
Starting point is 00:26:14 And it sounds like a homeless guy living on the beach. Yeah. And that's an insight that really only Pat can provide. She wants to be left alone. Yeah. With a glass of wine with ice in it. On the beach, no one talking to her. just living on the beach and being left alone.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Well, Amanda says that she's, she manifested her husband and she loves him, but he's a little bitch that doesn't make enough money. He's poor. Yeah. She's the breadwinner. And then we FaceTime with Little Ted.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Who cares? You didn't, you didn't glean anything from the FaceTime with Little Ted? Nope. Don't care. I love how she took that call as Amanda was talking. Well, we head out to shopping and Amanda speaking of taking calls takes business calls in the center
Starting point is 00:27:11 in the middle seat between Zoe and Erica Jane. Now the business calls um they proceed like this. I'm so glad that we've got everybody together on this call. I wanted to tell you guys that I had a dream that the website was finished and I woke up and it was just, just a dream. The website's not finished. Okay. Go ahead, Robs. Okay. So this is the type of person. We got a little bit of this when she was sitting in her room performatively on her fake Zoom meeting. And she was like, so I think it's just going to have to be like, we'll redo this and then words that don't make sense. And then we'll just send out the vibe one. And then another couple sentences. And the woman on the Zoom goes, so we just need to do the vibe one. That's what a man. Hey, Amanda.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Hey, Amanda. So, so Zoe or Bose, they would have, they would shoot a text that just said, send the vibe one. And that's because they're real business people. I don't think that you're not worth a lot of money because of your book. But you're, ew. Whatever you are doing, I will say to you, ew, and please don't do more of this ever again. It's ew. That's why you don't want more of it because it's ew. Ruby, you have to check out her. It's money mentality makeup. over. The landing page is her standing in front of a white range rover and then a pile of $100 bills. And she's dressed like she looks like it's an outtake from like the oops I did it again music video. It's in a how they put that picture on there. It's absurd. You know, it's a really good
Starting point is 00:28:54 question. I mean, I know that, you know, genuinely what has done more harm to our culture, podcasters or life coaches. I'm not sure. Life coaches. Well, I don't know. We're free. That's a good point. Yeah. All right. So, um, Kyle loves appropriating native apparel. We've discussed it. And we shop. Now, the one thing that I did want to kind of zero in on, uh, Doreat drops $1,300 on jewelry. Now, I know that we're talking about fairly wealthy individuals. I know that Doreet is fairly well off. but right now, I'm just, I don't know that that charge is, I don't know, it reminds me a little bit of Jen on OC buying, buying dresses for $2,000 when she owes $160,000 in rent. Back rent.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Yeah. Yeah. And she'd been evicted. There was one of the first seasons in Orange County, there was a poor girl that worked for Vicky, a housewife named Lori. She had just gotten divorced. I think her son, by the way, just got arrested for murder. Anyway, not a good mom. She was in the poor house and she went out with the richer ladies and spent like three grand
Starting point is 00:30:15 on jewelry and cried. Because she felt so guilty because she couldn't afford it, but she felt like she needed to keep up with the Benjamin's. Yeah, Ribs, what do you think about to read, driving 1300 on a turquoise bracelet? Wouldn't do it right now. Yeah, just can't do it right now. All right, so we get to a little coffee order. Let's start over.
Starting point is 00:30:38 With Amanda, the coffee order is this. I'd like a majeal latte. Is it ceremonial grade? Huh? Forget that. We'll do a magealati regardless of the grade. I would like half oat, half almond. Ha?
Starting point is 00:30:58 Now, I'm putting a little onus on the other women on this cast to kind of welcome Amanda into the fold a little bit better. But they're not. One begs the question, how could you possibly with this macho latte demon? Half oat and half almond is an order that I have never heard before in my life. it's one of the most insane things I've ever heard come out of somebody's mouth at a barista. And they've heard everything. First off, it's extra effort and it's convoluted and that is intentional. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Yeah. This may be kind of an edict in her course. Be difficult. It makes you powerful. Robs go ahead. No, I just agree. And don't do this. Amanda, don't.
Starting point is 00:31:55 So we get to dinner and we're we're dining on a landing strip. Well, that's what I love, Del. Because when you eat at an airport, because it's all airports are known around the world as great hubs for exquisite cuisines, right? Not food one level higher than dog food because the powers that be know you're fucking trapped with very few options, right? Yeah, this place is disgusting. And I hate to judge people, but if you just merely looked around at the crowd, some of your, fellow guest that you were dining with. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:29 No, it had the energy of a very sad buffet, but I bet they do a great beat and Gorgonzola salad. Now, listen, Amanda sits down with Sutton and she says, are you mad at me? And Sutton says, no, shuts it down. This is Sutton's playbook. She does not engage. She nips.
Starting point is 00:32:46 She's a little bit like a Mani Pachiao jab. She just jabs and she gets the fuck out of town. I don't fucking like that shit in my housewives. I want people throwing bombs. And Sutton, time and time again, shuts stuff down. We crucify Meredith Marks for doing this kind of stuff, pretending like there's nothing wrong, not engaging, kind of closing up and clamming up.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Meredith Marks never even steps forward into the fray. I don't, I have an axtagrant with Sutton, evidently. Get in the comments. Let us know. I mean, am I off base with Sutton? I can't stand Sutton. She should have been off the show two seasons ago. I want her back in Georgia.
Starting point is 00:33:31 All right. I mean, thank you. I mean, it's taken 30 minutes to get here. But I mean, yeah, I think Sutton's a really, really bad housewife. By the way, I don't know if I heard this correctly. I was actually feeling bad for Amanda because I thought the girls universally, maybe not Kyle so much in Bose just because Bose was completely checked out of this episode. I thought the girls were being boxing her out a little too much.
Starting point is 00:33:54 to the fact where to the fact where Kyle noticed a tear was coming down her eye. Yeah. And then when Tilly had gotten up, I know I'm getting ahead of myself or maybe we're there. Sutton is crying and Amanda looks her in the eye and goes, do you cry a lot? I was like, whoa, whoa. Did she say that, Ruby? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:18 That felt like to me, and I mean this, like actually as a person who when you think about it, like a lot of, and I, don't cancel me. People who are on the spectrum a lot of the time will say things like, oh, I have a lot of Python bags and oh, I did that with my husband to connect to you. And it comes across as like you're just trying to want up everybody. And then you do things like this.
Starting point is 00:34:40 And everyone's like, what is wrong with her? Where did she come from? You're saying there's divergence of foot. Because I, Dylan, what I'm saying is it would be difficult for me to sit at a table with grown adults with somebody who has clearly just been berated and is crying and to have someone else who doesn't know them at all say, do you cry a lot? Oh, no, right? What do we do now? Right.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Leave, leave. Right. Right. What do we do? But yeah, Sutton is a little bit accosted by the other women, but once again, and this is a real, I mean, bear trap, just vice shut down. She says, anything having to do with Avi, do not mention it. I will not discuss it. And that is final. Okay. Great. What else can we talk about your life? Yes. There's nothing interesting about you. Let's get, let's move on to the next thing. You just snapping at Tilly and Tilly having had enough of it. She gets up, walks away from the table and she's just like, I'm tired of it. Let's talk about how your kids only eat French fries. Oh, sorry, they're all the way at college. I would Honestly, I would take Panda Bear right now over what Sutton's giving us.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Get in the comments. Let us know what you thought about the episode. You think I was too poopy? No. Nope, nope, nope. It deserved the cynicism in snark that you delivered. Okay, great. We love you guys so much for listening. Thanks very much.
Starting point is 00:36:12 I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat say goodbye. Bye, guys. Ruby. Bye, bye, bye.

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