Another Below Deck Podcast - Midsommar | RHOBH S15 E1

Episode Date: December 6, 2025

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That magical time of year once more, with mince pies and pudding and treats galore, taking pride of place by the twinkling tree. All you need to know about the seasons TV, a world of entertainment wrapped up inside. Christmas begins with the RTE guide. They are a lovely, they seem to be a very cute match, and I will say, you know, as a mom, I think that is what you want for your child. I do want that. Absolutely. What do you want that or Mo crawling around, fucking taking half of your employees poaching your fucking daughter and your work staff, you know?

Don't forget nailing 33-year-old cocktail waitresses. I forgot that. Yeah, yeah. welcome aboard it's bad tv with the premier recap of real housewives of beverly hills you may be asking yourself hey patty why the hell are you opening the show what's what's up with dillon well i'll answer that he's sick as hell that's the bad news for you guys the good news is he's still here but his voice is really going to annoy you hi dill hi pat how are you good uh i love ruby ruby how are you how i love ruby how Don't you love Pat's show open voice?

I don't know if it just sounds weird over Zoom or it's it's like he's the warm-up guy for the price is right. It's really. I really miss my calling. He sounds like the James Marsden's character in Hairspray, the guy on that show. That's what Pat sounds like. Oh, James Marsden actually fantastic and hop. the bunny rabbits pooped jelly beans in that yeah well listen we're not here to talk about that we're here to talk about the real housewives of beverly hills an extended episode oh was it long

yeah yeah it was 55 minutes um before we get into that go to patreon dot com slash uh another podcast network to hear our coverage of real housewives of salt like pat um should we talk about your DM to Apple right now or should we do that on a different show well uh we could do that pat wrote to Apple uh about pluribus and how uh he's i mean honestly he's he's really upset well i hate when i have to take back a recommendation because i'm embarrassed i tell our audience i'm into the show you guys should watch it too then i'm on to episode six the show is going nowhere and i'm upset I have to resend my recommendation, therefore I have to contact, reach out. I tried to reach out to Vince Gilligan, the creator of the show, but he is nowhere on the

socials. So I have to go directly to the people bankroll in his vision, which is Apple TV. I write them a strongly worded message telling them the show is a piece of crap. They need to cancel it immediately. And yeah, and I sent my text to Dylan. Ruby, do you have a question? When you say you wrote a message, how did we? contact i must know uh i text them i dm them on instagram trust me it gets to them no it doesn't

and i'm asking because think about that for a moment you dm'd apple okay i think it's the first trillion dollar company in the united states uh in the history of the country and uh you said hey i think this show sucks it's not the pace is not fast enough with me and you dmed their instagram account And when Ruby found that out, you said, trust me, it heads to them. Here's the message, and I'll keep it brief. Hi, Apple. My name's Patty. I hope this message finds you well.

I am writing this message to ask you to cancel the show Pluribus. I'm in eight hours of this piece of shit, and it's going nowhere. Maybe it's going, wait, my eyes are so bad. I can't even read my own writing. That's okay. Gilligan lost his fastball. It's happened to the best of them. Tarantino made death proof.

The internet froze. Yeah, we got it. But yeah, no, Pat's not thrilled. Speaking of Tarantino, you hear the Tarantino and Paul Dano drama right now on Twitter? Oh, my God. He said he's the worst act. What is up?

His internet, sorry about this, guys. It's just his internet has been horrible for forever. So listen, let's get into, the Real House Wives of Beverly Hills Patty's going to be hosting and I'm going to be throwing to Ruby first for her Beverly Hillses.

How many Bebeys do you give this episode? Oh, Babes. That's right. That's right. Okay. Pat, thank you. That would good, good job. Your brother. God, was I fucking on an island there had not the faintest idea. It's Bebeves. I was in a ship and I looked and said like I'm not stopping I wasn't going to save you um I said to myself

hey there's a guy over there we're not stopping don't no that was me and I okay I'm hesitant to say this I think it could be I think it could be one of their better seasons we've seen in the last five years I think Rachel Zoe is an actual success she's like actually worth something it's not fraudulent she seems pretty cunty messy willing to you know uh the other one who we don't know that much about i'm excited to see her as well yeah who's that one she sounds she seems really mean yeah and also okay so she's a she's 34 she is a woman's finance coach or something she's like that get rich as fuck lady or something jesus chris yeah we'll chat about her but um listen i thought should anybody take financial advice i guess i guess there are a lot of

coked up uh fuck boys on wall street that are good with money but when i think about financial advice i want it from like an old jew and i mean like 57 yeah yeah or somebody yeah or um anyways go ahead i i want you to have a hole in your shoe you know um but it's a nice It's a nice shoe. You've had it for 30 years. It was an investment piece. You know, yeah, I don't think she has holes in her shoes. I think that these ladies are all kind of teetering or not all, most of them in a weird

spot. Like Erica, Tom's not dead yet, okay. Bowes. Is he not? Talk about Keely. No, Dylan, he just went to prison. He's not dead. Oh, he's ruined their show.

Remember, she was going to hit the stage to that loud crowd. God damn it, that old wrinkly bastard, the phone rang. It's horrible. What was he saying? Well, it was the internet calling. They were telling her that he went to jail. She has mixed feelings about it. By the way, I have thoughts on that.

Sorry, Ruby. Okay. There are cereal. Ruby, really big to give your babies. That have family members. Pat, one sec. Ruby, just give your babies. 83 babies.

Okay, go ahead, Pat. Okay. Tom ripped off a bunch of people. that no longer have earlobes because they fucking burned off and he ripped their money off, right? Tom didn't steal from Erica Jane, baby. He floated her lifestyle for 22 years

and then he got caught ripping a bunch of people off. He won't talk to him because he's an evil person. But my point is there's serial killers out there with a body count higher than like 30 and their uncle still visit them in prison. Here's my point. Erica, baby, you can still visit the old man in jail. like if you have mixed feelings about it

no one's going to give you a hard time about visiting your husband he didn't do you wrong he did everybody else on the planet right yeah her outrage is a little bit like we've been watching this ditty documentary and these people that are like yeah man he's really sick it's like you work with him for like 30 years

like what do you what did you want to fucking raise any any hands throughout the course of your tenure with him anyway the young people I understand that, did you get to part four or five yet, the young producer that he never paid that produced his last record before shit hit the wall? Okay. By the way, a lot of footage in that studio, music grinder studios where I worked. Uh, yeah, yeah. Where was it? Sorry. I'm going to give my,

I'm going to give my babies. Sorry. Okay. Overall, I absolutely loved it. I'm looking forward to where this goes. We're going to go to the Hamptons, Florence. I don't think I need to mention Sedona. All that in one season that's going to be awesome uh i need dory what why is with the the stray shot at sidona if you're showing what's going to happen in the season i just like if you're going to show the hamptons and you're we're in florence it just seems like we don't need to show sidona right whoa okay um i want to see dorit and i want to see rachel zo making out what italian guys if this is hot girl summer make it happen girls I saw Bose

She's trying to make this Her show and we'll see how that goes When you're at the top There's only one where else to go And that's down We'll see how that goes Yeah Because she's trying to be everybody's life coach

And that's going to get real old real fast You know what I think is going to be The thorn and her The arrow and her Yeah go ahead Ruby I think her thorny arrow it's going to be keely it's going to be keely so like you don't have he burnt your whole house down figuratively and literally like don't get me advice on what i should do with my uh divorce right

that you're trying to make a baby with a man who you aren't engaged with you don't live with and he hasn't said i love you to brilliant my favorite part was what they so uh kyle was like Do you want a flower crown? He was like, absolutely not. It's like, whoa. I like how they're all fallen over themselves during the chat at lunch, like to say how awesome he was. Sure.

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begins with the RTE Guide. All right. I'm not done my babies. I'm really excited about this recap. I like how la la la la. Well, sorry, different thought. I don't know why she's on this show because she right now has two shows

on network TVs. She's got to get off the show. You're right. It's only going down. Why is she on the show? I like it as a springboard but she does not need to be here. I think it yeah and ruby takeover now this is a good spot for you to talk okay i okay this is what i'll say i think that she has to say because dureate doesn't have any even though she they literally

open with d'reate saying she's been my best friend and bo's saying like i cannot stand when she inconveniences me via phone right right i think they needed somebody for duret to have so she's not on the island because nobody could tell you know if her and rachel zoe have hawk girl summer great but we don't know right right very true very true all right rachel zoe excellent pick uh i don't I don't think her A-Lis clients are too long. This is, Babes are taking forever. That's because you keep interrupting me. You keep interrupting me.

This is my final note. I said, I don't think her A-LIS clients are going to appreciate her being on this goddamn show. Once again, I think this hurts her brand. I know she had a show 12 years ago called the Rachel Zoh project. That's all fine and good. But I think she needs the money, quite honestly. And I give her some advice.

If your overall view of the world is all you want is your two children. to turn out great. You might not want to be on a reality show, uh, disparaging your husband as being a piece of shit, because that might affect them. Fine. Well, 90 babies. Okay. So before I get into my babies, I wanted to tell you guys that, um, because my wife and I are kind of like zombieified right now, we've lost the remote and the Lola blankets so many times this morning, right? Um, but Beverly Hills ended and then shows just started playing and in our, state of half awake, you know, we saw some trailers for stuff. Didn't know that sexy unique restaurant had launched its version two with, there's a guy

named Venus on that show. Have you guys seen this show? Of course, Vanderpump Rules. Oh, it's not good. Well, Pat, it's in one episode. There's a person named Venus. So anyways, there's that. It's not going to last.

And then I saw a trailer for, or, or the beginning of Married at First Sight. And there was this amazing moment where this older man, I thought it was so funny, he said that he doesn't take this very lightly. And I was like, why don't we watch this show? It's not for us, right? No, it is. Ruby and I watched it.

It's a very fun season. And that gentleman's name was Pat, and some whack job broke his heart. All right. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I'm optimistic about it. I'm very upset. Garcel, like, I'm looking forward to Sutton being alone and kind of trying to have to fend off the wolves, right?

Because we didn't need to drive to the oil fields of Oxnard anymore. We were tired of it. We didn't want to see the smokes dachs any longer. But her son's non-existent movie career, modeling. Modeling, yeah, modeling. Can I say Kyle really brought it tonight? Kyle has a fun, youthful energy. And because I've been approached by the agency

and the cogs and the little donkeys and suits that run around that office, I am rooting for Kyle Richards right now against her ex-husband in a major, major way. Maricio is a, I mean, he's a garbage human being. I mean, that whole racket is a garbage racket. Go Kyle. Give your babies because I want to jump on what you're throwing out.

Okay. I've thought about this and I have a completely different perspective than I've had before. Maybe it was something about her sitting at the table with all the daughters there and them joking about what a piece of shit their father or stepfather is, whatever it may be. Yeah. Kyle Richards basically launched that idiot's career. They got married very young. How he even got into the industry that he got into was.

based on her network. Kathy Hilton's husband, he worked for him. So that's how he started. Then he left to create his company, the agency. He stole a bunch of people from Rick Hilton's company. He brought him with him. Just on an ethical level, that is, it's fine that he left, but then you steal your current company's workers and take them with you.

Worker. She fucking wore the agency's fucking baseball. caps, sweatshirts, whatever the hell she'd wear for five seasons on her show to help promote that idiot's business, right? And then all the while, he is stepping out on her. He's at Craigs every Thursday night trying to fucking sleep with a 33-year-old cocktail waitress, embarrassing her. And she never says a goddamn thing the entire time.

And then he's out there taking selfies looking like a wannabe thirsty bastard. And even still, he's doing it. I just, I hate that guy's guts. I come around to Kyle. I wish. I wish she actually went out with like a real, like big lesbian and started saying things like the first time I ever had an orgasm was with a lesbian. Was with Melissa Asperj.

That's right. I love you. And like she says, I first time ever had an orgasm, Moryso never gave me an orgasm. He has a very small penis. It's micro. Get it back then. I believe that when Mauricio is 71 and all of his daughters are in their late 20s and or 30s or 40s, nobody will be having to pay anyone back because it will all come full circle. One, two, the best part about everything that you said that I couldn't agree with more, that's also documented on television.

So let's go to court, sue him. I don't mean everybody's okay financially in terms of children. Make him live in a condo in fucking Woodland Hills. I don't give a shit. The agency is useless. It's never going to be bought. It's fraudulent. He's a liar and he's a cheater and he doesn't give a shit about your fucking kids.

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Yeah, it looks pretty amazing. I hate him. I hate him. I think Portia is having to be way too mature about the situation. And I liked the 25-year-old just being like, you know, you thought you were private. It was the valet. You're an idiot. I hate you.

Yeah, you're a good father when your daughters have to talk to their friends and go, yeah, my dad's a slot. My dad's a slut. Just to get ahead of it. All right, Pat, let's get into it. All right. We're going to bounce around Beverly Hills because it is, in fact, a hot girl summer. Sutton's riding a very expensive horse that I'm sure Reba will remind her ex paid for. Eric, Jane, Babeba, horse in booty shorts in slow motion.

In an 80s movie, this is where neighbor would come over and bang her. Ruby, do you ever wash your car in six-inch heels? I don't, Pat. Oh, okay. Do you have a car? No, I also don't have heels. Got it. Got it. Oh, cool.

Derrida's on Roado Drive. She's been shopping. And Bose is doing a photo shoot probably for one of her 11 TV shows. And Kyle's on the road probably headed to her accountant's office because she wants to know why she's paying for Mo's 33 old girlfriend's apartment. A question from Ruby. No, it was more of just a comment. This opening, this looked like what a sorority recruitment video from BAM.

looks like it was insane this was wild um if Kyle going to the sexy funeral what what every like also I saw in TikTok somebody was zoomed in on the bags tree was carrying apparently they're like old bags because she's too poor to shop at those stores she can't do that so I was going to say she's at her mess how she had her mess well she's not your honor those are old bags or me how do you say it I think not of me nope I think It's Hermes. But it's an iconic army orange, right? And so that's what the people were sniffing out.

You know, those sorority videos, it's like, I don't know when rush season is. I'm not sure when it is, but it just kind of hits me. Every year, these videos, they're kind of like paranormal activity videos meets the shining. Something really, really creepy is happening. And they're all over X.com and stuff. So it's bad. But this looks to be a fun season. I'm glad that Sutton is on horseback.

That's right. All right. So we land on Bose's house. And I am not denying that Bose is a wonderful businesswoman, but she needs a little help in the interior decorating department. That wallpaper pattern, it needs to go. It's inspired by the design at the Palm's Hotel. You know that, right?

Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah. And it screams tacky. Needs to go. Dorek gives her a $2,000. $1, Hermes bag? Hermie. Blanket towel. Okay.

And it's also, what is it? God, my note here. Oh, here's a joke. It's, Hermes is translated in English. It means you're a dumbass. Do you realize you just paid $2,000 for 18 inches of fabric? You dumbass. No, it's actually the messenger god.

And an important figure. also they make the bags right yeah this is this blanket with the h in the in the hermes orange is a sign um i would say like if if you and like oh this is rude and like i can't afford a two thousand dollar blanket and i should feel worse about saying this if this is in your home the the judgment is being cast immediately you one you have no taste it's hideous two what do you need to prove you just want people to know that you have it you can't use it ew yuck gross you know so don't uh gift this so so So if you see this in somebody's house, ew, yuck gross. To me, on my personal decor style, ooh, yuck gross.

Ooh, yuck gross. Well, does it say that like some things have value because people went through a lot to get them? Like some people went in a cave to retrieve it, like Indiana Jones went in that cave to get stuff. Like when you're running out a cave and people are throwing spears at you trying to kill you to get it, it has value. Yeah. Well, I mean, it depends. I mean, you know, you could be like I was actually in a cave and I had to swing over a gap to get this. And then there were blow holes in the walls that shot spears out.

And actually my guide actually tried to backstap me. And he ended up getting speared in the. Then later on became Doc Ock. And then he played Doc Ock in the future. But I got out of there not before Boulder started chasing me. And, you know, depending on the person, they'd be like, cool. I'm just trying to get my car from ballet, you know what I mean? So or I want that towel.

Yep. It's it's a chuggy Indiana Jones towel. That's what I would describe it as. And I, yeah, a lot of people that I know have them. And I hope that they never hear this. Yeah. And shout out Alfred Molina. I mean, what a career.

Wow. Long. He hung in there. Long. All right. So I want you guys to really. pay attention to how Bose because she gets in the mud with everybody, but it's really how she does it. So she'll go, uh, she'll go like to Dereach, go, girl, let's catch up. How's everybody doing?

What's, what's Kyle up to? And it's just like an open question, a waiting for the avalanche of talking. Ribs, let's, let's rate Pat's black woman voice on a scale of, I thought he did good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm saying high B low a minus. You know, I'm going to start posting pictures of every holiday. It's one white guy in my living room surrounded by black people for the last 13 years. Okay. That's, that's why you're so good at it. We're trying to make that point. Hey, what's going on with? Hey, so what's happening with Kyle? Okay, go ahead. Uh, are, am I going? Okay. Uh, so they eat sweets because life ain't sweet. And it turns out P.K. was making out with another woman while they're separated. And how

dare he by the way uh and so she filed and now uh she only speaks kindly of her husband because uh she uh she wants uh jag i'm sorry keith richards to be okay i guess can you imagine being the photographer on the beat at at keith richard's fucking softball game or like oh god what am i doing here what happened and that fucking picture uh justin bha Bieber's house. And now I'm I'm literally at a softball game in fucking Van Nuys. Yeah. Okay.

Jesus Christ. We got to speed this. Okay. Okay. All right. We're at Kyle's house. That's where Portia and Sophia, they live there. Now, it wasn't a storyline of Kyle's sad life last year is that she was all alone in that

big house, but it turns out she's. That's why they sent the pizza there or something. Portia's a minor. She's always lived there. I believe the other one, like, graduated from college and, came back. Honestly, not sure. I just love that they all hate their slutty dad. That's right. And Farah and Alexis show up. And now, I forget which one is it, Alexis that's engaged to Matt. They've been friends since the third grade and these two crazy kids are going to get engaged.

Ah, so beautiful. Yeah. Listen, they are a lovely. They seem to be a very cute match. And I will say, you know, as a mom, I think that is what you want for your child. I do want that. Absolutely. But they didn't get that or Mo crawling around fucking taking half your employees poaching your fucking daughter and your work staff you know don't forget nailing uh 33 year old cocktail waitresses i forgot that yeah yeah you know i am worried about these you got to be a hoe a little bit in your 20s you got to get it out of your system or else when you get uh you have kids in your you know 30s you start wondering when you're screaming at each other you start blaming it on the fact

that you didn't get to live your 20s yeah you're like you know i never had sex with uh with a black guy and then your wife's like I thought you weren't gay anyway they all hate their father and Kyle is she's the bigger person Jesus fucking Christ

yeah and they're planning the wedding and it kind of turns yeah gets a little dark there when Kyle pulls out the wedding photos of her and oh my God hey so so as as much as we want to root for Kyle in her her conflict

against her scumbback husband who's just selling the entire San Fernando Valley to private equity. I mean, he's just such a piece of shit. It's like somebody standing outside of a lemonade stand and buying it all and then upcharging people. It's just so gross. Can I say something? Maricio and Jen Shaw, one of them is doing something illegal, but what they're doing is the same level of horrific behavior. They are innocent neighborhoods that will never recover. No. He knows it.

He should be in a condo in Woodland Hills. That's what he deserves. Okay. Yeah, for sure. But with that being said, this reminded us once again why none of us are fans of Kyle Richards. I mean, what are we doing bringing out the wedding album when we're talking about, you know, a celebratory occasion, quit bombing everybody out, you little cornflower tortilla. Okay.

Right. Right. But cornflower tortilla also, it's not a celebration. It's my fucking, I'm discussing, like my theme of my wedding. And you choose to now go fucking get the ugly wedding album of our son and dad and you. Mom, what are you doing? And mom, so we've got quite an uphill battle here, right? So we need butterflies and we need them trained. None of us knows how to even acquire that, how to go about it. We can't be distracted by your bummer shit right now. Okay. Jesus Christ, Mom. I thought it was great TV. All right, we get the Rachel Zoh introduction. And it was quite an introduction. She is here and so are two pounds of filler in her fucking face. That was catty, Patty, by the way, in the gay corner. Thank you so much for saying that because that was a messy, little shitty thing to say.

Exactly. That's, well, I'm a gay man right now and I get to say those things. Okay, because I'm an ally of the females. Get it. Okay. So side note, get ready for a season of the. misuse of the word literally and he for he just froze for a little for a little yeah uh so she uh oh she pops up at kathy uh hill figure's house i'm sorry kathy hilton's house

sorry sorry i have uhmmy hill figure because she got her start with him uh i'm not laughing at that patrick what are you laughing at then you have a computer from 2012 and you have dropped off the zoom numerous times but you do not break stride you come back speaking as though you have not missed a breath. You know what? Ruby drops out on me too. Oh, it's my fault. Yeah.

Okay. You know, what about isms are extremely, extremely harmful ways to resolve conflict, you know? Dangerous. Yeah. What I loved was Rachel's, though, is unapologetically herself.

I I want to, I want to live in her house. I want to live in her house. I want to rob her house so that I can live in it. I want to live in her home. Walking over to Kathy Hilton's house, this is the type of just wealth that I like to see on my screen when I'm watching these shows. And I was happy about that, you know?

Little, I don't know, there's a little wrinkle in your strategy here. If you're going to rob her house, living there would be very difficult. You'd have to do it in like a Clive Vellon kind of inside man kind of way. and that wouldn't really be I don't think that's what you're looking for no you're a hundred percent right on it yeah no you're you're you're really I'm gonna revisit we'll go back to the drawing word and thank you okay thank you hey I I'm I'm gonna be you guys talk a little bit I'm moving into or we can take a break I'm moving into my house for a better internet connection I want to give 100% for this episode okay okay all right well we'll keep talking so and sorry everybody we're not in

studio i'm i'm just so sick so i would like to yeah and i do feel very bad genuinely for you but i feel worse for your child uh okay really quickly so um the the idea that rachel says can i say really quickly you should not feel worse for her than you feel for me okay i probably i need to understand something just quickly just really fast faster than your interruption i'll interrupt you really quick. I don't think I'm ever going to feel worse for you ever again than I do. And I'm so sorry, you know, and I love you. But I think that when you have children and your child gets sick for the first time, you'll go, oh my God, oh my God. I know that she's really struggling right now. You have no idea what kind of fucking hellscape me and your sister-in-law are in right now. Okay. All right,

what takes place next in the episode? Okay. So she's trying to get her to, to take a heavy vintage Gucci bag to to she's she's picking out her outfits and Kathy says oh it's heavy and Rachel says yes I know I can't go to Europe without it Kathy won't take a heavy bag period so that's not coming and I actually am upset the pets on here because I wanted to discuss this with the two of you these are the types of marriages that actually really really scare me and make me sad and scared oh you're talking about Rachel Zelle yeah when you're I'm here for okay so pat 30 years basically you have two kids you've built an empire kind of together it's never been like bethany frankl and awful awful you know but like relationships are relationships 25 years and

the kids destroyed their marriage okay let's just really quickly paint a picture uh so so pat's uh computer is uh on his bed and he's just he's just standing he's just going to do the shows this is what I do to bring the audience the best audio I can. Okay. No, I'm not kidding. I'm not blaming the kids, but it is them being born is what blew up that relationship because they were single. I'm not single.

They're parentless, God, I mean, childless for so long living their best lives. Then when the kids came in and it was like, changed their lives so dramatically, they needed to blame someone, so they blamed each other. Okay. follow up why ruin your relationship with kids then right because they wanted kids that was the next step in the life cycle uh you're you're supposed to do it um everybody with children the majority people with children don't really tell you how how horrible it is so everybody's kind of in this like collective lie and then you have the kids and you're like oh wait a second this is my life's

i'm going to kill myself and then they're like yeah sorry we should have told you i'm six years into it And I'm just starting to have fun now. Honestly, I'm not joking. I heard somebody say the other day, I've never been in a situation and thought to myself, this would be better with some kids. And I said, whoa. Yeah.

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Okay. Erica gets to Kyle's house in her shirt. And that can I say, Patrick, please go into your caddy corner. That shirt looked like there was blood on it and also a magazine. What was Erica wearing? Can I say, I don't know how I feel about Caddy Corner. I don't know if it, I don't know if it's working. The fans will have to let us know. But it's, it's working. It's working. It's working. working they love it okay it looked awful you know she tried this uh pre uh scandal she used to just show up to dinners wearing like a white t-shirt that said bitch and she called that like high fashion like she didn't give a fuck um yeah she's back there she's feeling herself yeah good that's good um they discussed her concert you know she's back on the uh festival circuit mm-hmm yes you know I looked up that concert

yeah and I was wondering I was like I bet she scaled it down to like two dancers and one of them's her makeup artists like he's you know but no she had all the bells and whistles five backup dancers she had the screen behind her

yeah what and I was wondering who paid for it what festival circuit is she on it was in the United Kingdom it was a it was it was pride week something it's called mighty hoopla yep mighty hoopla all right that's not that's not quite san pedro chili cook off but no it's getting there well they discuss uh um reba and they use a lot

of words to say she's a raging bitch um let's just say um you can see they said things like you know you can uh you can see a lot of sutton a lot of sutton you can see where where sutton gets her personality from you know what i mean she's a strong southern woman no she's a bitch she's a horrible she's a horrible woman she she watched her husband die and she's a bitch yeah uh nothing really happens here we jumped to sutton's house up ruby do you imagine being a husband being like wow my god i'm dealing with crippling anxiety and depression right now and your battle axe of a wife is like get over it she comes in she gives you a gun she's like do something about it then fucking do something about it i'm tired of fucking hearing about it todd fucking do something about it

strong southern woman strong southern woman uh satin tells were you aware ruby that ovi had gotten the axe and do you do you have any details if you were aware I don't I was aware of it I do not have any details and I believe that's because he had to have signed an NDA that is tighter than an infant butthole okay I can I can't tell you how heartbroken I am about the loss of Avi I was a huge fan of Avi you know Dill all personal assistants need to move on at some point you do not want to spend more more than half a decade working for somebody because then you just get stuck in that rut and it goes nowhere after that I agree with you, Pat, but on the flip side, when you have rich women, like actually rich women, not fake rich, like Doreep, but it's a meal ticket. It is one, it's fun. Two, Sutton needs somebody in that house. Otherwise, she is going to be drinking ocean spray vodkas at all hours of the day. And we will find her in four years just on the ground. Well, and also, what happens if her Wi-Fi goes out? More ocean spray, more vodka, and then we find her on the ground. Well, you hope you're in her will,

but then you could be working for someone who's like having you buy baby oil and then six years later you're fucking passed out on the rug and we know how that ends. Yeah, your shitter hurts. Right. Wait until you get to the part of that, Doc.

That's a bummer. That's nice. But so, yeah, to avoid that, I think you should have friends. Kyle and Erica arrive with no gifts and they kind of joke about it, which means they really hate her. We get a look back at Sutton and Erica's tumultuous relationship,

and it is ugly. But there's a bigger issue at hand, where the fuck is Avi? And I kind of hate this. I kind of feel like Sutton should have had a prepared, because she knows this was going to come up. She should have had kind of a prepared line. I think this was her prepared line. I think that she, he probably said,

I will not take this reactive abuse any longer. you're awful and I quit and then they probably screamed at each other and it wasn't a good thing and she just says things like you know it was really hard and then they say oh my gosh what happened and she says I don't know we'll never know well at the end of the the maybe it was in the trailer for the next episode or just overall season I think she even like gets Tilly Jennifer Tilly pissed at her saying this is why everybody leaves you yep she does she turns on her and I also would like to say I believe the

just going back to when Erica and her Kyle arrive Reba refusing to get up from the chair to greet anyone is the level of like that is the level of I hope to be there one day well you don't want to be because your bones hurt no no I possess the ability to

I elect to not right fair enough yeah no I for sure want to get to that place too I want to be able to be at age where when we've talked about it before if I see a new product at a grocery store I don't want to commit to buying it I'm just going to steal it I'm just going to tell I'm just going to fucking take our our mother Patrick so she goes to the grocery store now with a knife in the car with watermelon because she said so many bad experiences she takes the watermelon

to the car she cuts it open in the car and if it is not to her liking she takes it back in open and says no and they say okay take another one and she does until she finds one have to be over 53 oh god yeah sorry uh sidebar here but uh has to do with the subject that we're discussing uh i went to gelson's the day before thanksgiven bought a $26 pumpkin pie uh from the victor's section uh you know i think i think getting confectionary stuff that i think gelson's is a good spot for that well not anymore Thursday morning We're making sine buns, which is a tradition in our family. My wife looks over at the pie and has mold all over the top of it.

Oh, my God. It is less than 24 hours in our house. Victor. Dylan, not Victor anymore. They switched purveyors. My aunt went to pick up cookies for Thanksgiving, Pat. She shows up. Dylan, the three pounds of cookies she got were literally, they were moist and they had,

it was as though they had been left to condense on each other, all stuck together. Wait, Victor's not there anymore. They sold it to some disguised. Now it looks like a fucking little it looks like a French girl's little bedroom. It's all white and pink stripes. It's awful. You've got to be kidding me.

I'm not. Do they have a princess cake? The products are all the same. It's like American or it's like urban outfitters. They still make BDG jeans, but the supplier is different so you can't wear them. That's what they're doing to us. They're gaslighting you.

They're giving you a princess cake and saying, go eat this. You'll love it. And then you'll eat it and say, Why is there mold on this? I paid $26 for this slice. I can't believe Victor B is gone, man. Gone. Wow.

Well, fool me once. Shame on me. Shame on me. Shame on you. Fool you twice. Hey, hey, hey, hey. All right, where are we? Okay. Sutton's marriage, I believe, is where we're at. The Catholic Church just erased it, done it nought it and erased it. They mold Garcell into the, I thought the Garcell situation was going to be like a very, intense conversation, much like Avi. She gave us nothing.

Oh, that's right. Well, we get more Garcel at the party, though, right? Yeah, okay. So just real quick, they do discuss where the hell. Why is Garcel not talking to anyone? I can answer that. She's over the bullshit. You women will step on a dead body to guarantee another season on this fucking show.

That's why she's gone. All right. The ladies then sit down for a chat and discuss the really, the husband won an annulment because of the church. I'm wondering if he was trying to wrangle kind of getting out of some money having to be paid by getting it annulled, getting his last name taken off her driver's license. I wonder if there's more to this story. Yeah, I do not know if there is, okay, if there's not, people who have, disgusting, sorry, people who have this amount of money that like to play, it's like orcas playing with their food before they eat it, you're bad. What is wrong with you? This is not cool. Get a hobby. Go golf. Don't annul your marriage, right? Because to the mother of your children,

that's not like a good way to spend our time when we're so rich, right? Well, I mean, the Catholics have a pretty hard line, you know. And if you have a lot of time on your hands and you truly despise someone, you know. You know, a fun story about our family. You know, we were fortunate to. have the opportunity for me to be baptized in St. Peter's. Patrick's. St. Patrick's. St. Patrick's in New York.

And they were like, we'd be happy to, but Peter, you have to end all your marriage. He's like, you can go fuck yourself. I'm not fucking doing that. And we're like, wait, hang on a second. This would be really amazing. You don't even talk to her. He's like, I don't know. I fucking hate her.

I don't care, though. I don't want that guy telling me what to do. So we didn't do it. So Dylan isn't saved. Heavens, no. Ironically, so. All right. Well, all right.

By the way, I want to say this with small talk at these meetings. Anybody who ever want to open up with, hey, what's everybody watching on Netflix? You know? They're not allowed. Oh, okay. Kyle invites everybody to a party that will represent the beginning of the summer. And despite the drama, DeReed will be invited as well. And can I just say those sandwiches look disgusting.

The first thing I thought of was the fact that you served this falling out mayonnaise-based whatever the slop is to Riba. Ooh, I hope that you heard about that all night. I would never eat those unless I was coming home from a bar to a.m. Then I'd eat two of them. You know why they were like that? Hot. That's how Riva likes them. Oh, no.

no no no no she's like a golem like character at this point you know she wants hot what manna is pouring out of red that's how i like it gross all right let's get to rachel zo's house uh she's happy being alone with the kids uh she regrets working with her ex um uh let's see here oh yeah she wants all she cares about is her kids being great and uh and then she spends the next five minutes uh talking about what a piece of shit our husband is um well also um i okay so one again i just the house i would like the house rach if you're willing to give the house i would like you to give it to me and rach think about it mull it over no rush rach no rush and rach we're not going to flip out if the answer's no but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take i mean we're just trying to ask

give us the house rich call me wayne i'm okay i just here's what i'll say wayne is a name cassius is first of all there's only one s so it's not a name those are sounds no one here is greek i don't think i don't know what we were doing it it is cruel i think she might be a big fan of uh mohammed ali before he became uh a muslim or something like that well her son is is not mohammed ali before he became Muslim right her son is growing up in like Bella it just it's why not David or or Sean you know so or Jagger or honestly Dylan I axel are you pulling out Cassius or Jagger uh no it's a dumb name I think dumb I think they're both but but you know what people can name their children however they want he seems like a nice kid though I will say and you've ruined his life uh it's going to be

problematic at the DMV for the rest of his life, uh, anybody taking down the name to for anything. Thanks, Rach. Hey, um, I want to say something. Dill, I think I told you this. Um, when I was delivering meals on wheels, uh, her name was Pat, lovely woman. Anyway, I was young. She tried to hook me up with her daughter. Her daughter was Taylor who worked for Rachel Zoh. Do you remember Taylor? No. From the, from the show. Yeah, from the show. And Taylor and Brad, who later went on to have Brad's world. I became friendly with him who was married to Gary who was one of the headwriters on Family Guy. Small world. Oh man. Anyway. Fuck. Did Rachel get back to you about this whole thing? No, not yet. She's still thinking

about it. Okay. Rachel who? It's okay. Rachel's out. Oh, you know Rachel's out? on a personal level around the holidays yeah she styles me really oh wow no no she doesn't um here's what i have to say when we got to the next scene okay the girls go into this erika and beaux go into the restaurant it is spelled ad k t can i make a request stop doing this spell the words don't do this i don't Adict. I believe it's addict. A.D.K.T. Yeah. Clever. But hate. There's something about that. You know, there's this guy on the new sexy unique restaurant. And his shirt is buttoned all the way kind of down. And then it kind of, the last button is is kind of like just above his navel.

he's the new jacks by the way right so if you just took that torso and then a picture of the sign of that restaurant you'd be like these two things are they're the exact same thing they're they're spiritually the same exact thing and i agree with you no more uh if you watch the first episode of the og Vanderpump and this, there is almost an exact same monologue from Kristen Doty and one of the girls talking about here at Sir, we're all models, aspiring actresses, you know, we're hot and where, you know, we love to play and work. It's like put them back to back. Yeah. The only thing that's different about this season is that business is not doing well. No. Right. and here's the thing we can believe okay um sorry the crime is having fun did you guys hear that

it was like a remix of a siren i'm so sorry all over the place also the current version uh back in the day ken wasn't talking to horses all day right so i like him talking to horses i i vanderpump rules and uh continuum by john mayor are two comfort things that i refer or two and go back to for the last 10 years. Right now I'm in the point where Jack's just fucked faith and he's still denying it in this episode. And he's like, and gets to these points where he looks at Brittany and he's like, I don't even want to be with you anymore than if you're going to just judge me because I didn't even

do something. And you're like, it's like so crazy that you married him and had a kid. You cannot strike lightning in a bottle twice. I think this show would have been good if we had never seen the original. These kids can literally start fucking each other's parents. We'll be like, well, did you guys fuck somebody's best friend after they'd been together for 13? Like, there's just, you can't, you can't do it twice. I'm sorry, Bravo.

Also, all the copycats have already come and failed, too. They had a saddle ranch. They had the Abbey. They had a million, the southern hospitality. It's like, what's new about this? The fact that it's got her, Lisa's stamp on it. You know what? I think, I think Werner Herzog's next documentary should be about Barney's beanery and the history of that place and what

it's turned into now and he could talk about the ticotkers the way that he talks about chickens and it could be a metaphor about how our society is collapsing you know who ran that place in the 80s let me guess mark mcgrath john taffer john taffer also southern hospitality is an incredible show do not knock it until you've tried it please continue can we get to kyle's house please all right all right all right we're at kyle's house Well, really quickly, though, getting back to the restaurant addict, Erica Jane refers to Sutton as a box. Yeah.

That's gross. She didn't go into the gay corner before either, so it's really gross. That's really, really gross. Well, she's basically saying that Sutton's fake. No, she's saying that she's fat. Oh, she did take a shot because, yeah, Bose wants to know what's up. with Avi and points out that she's a mean person and because she'll basically, uh, do horrible things to you. And then she shows up to the reunion. I think she referred to her as having a

church mouth. And then ultimately, uh, she takes a shot and calls her fat. Right. Well, here's the thing about Southern America. She has a, uh, she has more overhead than you, right? Because you live in a pool house. So you have more leeway to get, you know, ice luge on your stomach and whatever you did to your legs and stuff like that and Sutton's you know she's a she's a kind of a bitch but she's you know just aging normally right so we don't we don't have to say she's fat right right also though here's the other thing she's not also too though yeah that would be like somebody going up to Dylan and being like yeah you you're fuck you short idiot you'd be like sure I'm that's just not Sutton is many things objectively you fat is she just isn't by any stretch of anyone's

imagination so yeah thank you no Boxy game. By the way, we'll see if any any criticism comes out about that remark on the, on the internet and all the judges. I would, I would hope so. You know, if we're playing this game, then let's play the game. Let's get to Kyle's house, who she's throwing a party. I feel a little gaslit by the way that this was exhibited because there's 50 people,

just staff working on this party now at varying points we saw people trickling in so I was confused about whether this event was thrown for the seven or eight housewives only or for a larger group of people and ultimately it really just was for the women there were just buckets and buckets

of delicious food steak cooked to perfection with Chimmy Churry, crispy salmon. We had flour people. We had sponsored drink buckets or just dispensers. We had so many things going on for eight anorexic women to sit down and shit talk Garcel. Like, well, like, she says you can't just invite anybody over these days. How come? Why not?

You guys are just going to shit on Garcel. Just pour a glass of wine. So as someone who was planning a wedding, you may, you may. think that people want to come to your house and they don't just want to sit down. And do you think that they want to make flower crowns and have these brand sponsored activities? What they want to do is, is, is, is be off their feet with an alcoholic beverage in their hand talking shit about Garcel. That's it. They want to be drunk and in a comfortable area that isn't too hot or too cold. No one wants to make a flower anything. Nobody wants to do. No one is here. Also, a lot of

these people have younger kids i fucking crafted all day today because i have stupid crum crunchers let me drink and talk my shit about garself okay yeah ruby nailed it uh because kyle explained oh we gotta uh you know have activities and wrong that's for parties for six year olds you idiot um this a luncheon for 50 you idiot ruby pointed out uh flower crowns are for cocella uh what you want is good music good food and fucking booze. That's all we want. And some shit talking. And they don't need anything. So really it's, and they don't know what music is.

So it's really literally shit talking and booze. That's it. Sit down. Um, pay residents. Hey, Ray Rosnick arrives. Oh my gosh. The disgrace.

What is it? The disgrace. Morally corrupt. Morally corrupt. Yeah. Uh, she's still holding on to that five seconds of, uh, relevance. By the way, people associated with that trial and all that, uh, They're going to slowly start dying off pretty soon.

I wouldn't be surprised if we didn't hear. Who was that really annoying blonde-haired guy that got famous through the trial? Ron Goldman, who's dead? No, no, no, no, no. No, he's. I don't know. Dare I say he was dead before it all began. No, who is the annoying juror that lived with O.J. Simpson?

I can't remember. God, I'm glad I don't remember his name. You're saying age is going to claim these people. I'm saying they're getting up there now. The Faye Raznix, the God, whoever with a cop that lied on the thing. I don't think they're quite World War II veterans. No. True.

True, true, true. Be around for a little bit. But she is more than. People are screaming at their phone right now. They're like, what? But listen, we have to sit down with the women and talk about Garcell. Rachel Zoe arrives. And how do we feel about Rachel Zoh's?

She's very soft-spoken the entire time, but I mean volume as a character at this table. I believe Rachel Zoh is a self-assured bitch. I'm serious. I think that Bose is like Pat said, trying to come at this now is like, I will be the moral high ground and it will be my show from up here. I think Rachel Zoe is ready to come in and just fucking fire shots and then the blood

will spill and then she'll go home to her non-named children and hang out in her gorgeous house that we won't rob, but let us know. Excuse me, catty patty's here. I'm in the gay corner. Normally I like Bose's looks. This one didn't work for me. She looks like a genie that wished she fired her glam squad. That was good.

It was a genie quality to it. Can we talk about the keely of it all? Is he gay? This is strange. She is so smart and like accomplished actually. What is going on? It's the it's you know how a person has everything together and there's one fucked up thing about him? This is her.

This is her one thing. What's going on? Can you think of another person? like that and just in like personal and not like a random celebrity like yeah julia roberts julia roberts she has one imperfection she has a fucking weird vein that runs up her forehead oh so hey no i know we're just catty patty here it's catty patty in the gay court you can't say you can't retroactively say catty patty you have to be very very clear and we're not talking about that patrick i mean jesus christ you could say that why didn't you go willam defoe he's a talented actor but he

looks like he escaped a fire, you know, almost, you know, that would have been mean because that wasn't what we were doing either. It was more so like when you see people. Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt, he's an idiot. Okay, sure. So would it be like Jennifer Aniston made a bad call being with him for so long, right? Like she's perfect and that was her one flaw. You know, I don't really think that there is, I don't think there's anybody, well, you blame Brad in that situation. You blame Brad and Angelina. I don't, I don't think that Jennifer Aniston has, has any culpability there. But, you know, it's really, really difficult. We've all seen Mr. and Mrs. Smith, you know, to ask Brad to be a better person in that situation. Listen, obviously, yeah, we would like to say,

we wish that you would have done better. But also, we've seen Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I mean, think about the normal person. There's just no way. Dylan, Dylan, I've said this before. Never in history has anybody ever been given a pass as a homewrecker than Angelina Jolie got in that time here. I've never seen that before. She literally destroyed a marriage and was a homewrecker. And we were like, you know, I think Jen kind of deserved it. Well, he got a pretty decent pass there too. Because he's hot.

Because he's very good looking. Yeah, he's very hot. Claire Danes, lest we not forget, nobody ever forget, never, ever, ever forget. Homewrecking, whore. okay seven months pregnant mary louis parker okay we love her nancy botwin is my queen fuck you claire daines also also billy crud up was very very handsome awful guy beautiful looking okay you can't you know we you know we've got sponge bob who who was just broken up with by ariana grande day um and hold on did she actually break up with him yeah she broke up with him you're fucking kidding me did she really dillon or are i think so i saw it on the

internet can i just say they're weird their weird little no no no no no no no no no no i will no i will talk okay i'll go you go you go okay so cynthia rivo and uh ariano they're doing all this touchy feel like stuff and they're like saying like where we're by whatever uh you guys have not been seen together before or after any of these press tours okay i'm sure there are paparazzi outside wherever you two live you guys are basically frauds like that Pamela Anderson well let's not let's let's let's let's actually just shut the fuck up for one second okay because uh they're mainly because they're still together and dylan's literally gaslighting me into the happiest moment i had in the last eight years i was right no no wait well two things

wait are you talking no no you're talking about cynthia and ariana and i don't want you to shit on their their love for one another okay because it's infectious they do need to eat a sandwich and everyone on that cast needs to eat a sandwich it's actually the scariest thing ever it's like there's a goddamn dementor on set like the PAs are all the mentors right

I saw an interview I saw through Ariana's head I could see the chair she was sitting on and again they're the most talented people but it's like you they you have to eat you have to eat to live just remember that but also I did just pull up an article call it calls our so it calls ariana grande and ethan slater prove they're still going strong which makes me actually quite sad you know because they will they should break up and then we will all dance around the fact that

she is actually a homewrecking horror who broke up a marriage with a newborn child and they deserve to again go to your condo live next to mo and say hi to your kids when they're pretty great well so anyways we talk about garcel and i have to we wrap with talking about garcel we actually wrap with hot girl summer but um garcell leaving the show and not talking to anybody is as the kids would say a real crash out. And for me personally, I think it's completely unfounded. Garcel was brutal to Doreet last season. And we loved it. Okay. We were, we were thrilled about the, it was the only entertaining thing about last season was Garcel going, hey, did you stage that robbery by any chance? The fact that she was pressed about it was too much for her. Hey, Garcel, you're a housewife.

If you're going to do that, you're going to get asked about it. And you may not have the defense mounted that you're looking for from your fellow castmates. No, no, no, Dill, in private, I believe she had hinted at multiple women on the cast, had 100% agreed with her. And then when she went out and said it, put her neck on the line, no one said anything on the dais. And that's what really pissed her off. Okay. Okay.

Here's what I have to say about that. The exact same thing that Dylan just said. You are a housewife. You're getting paid. This is a job. think about Vicky or Tamara or and Shannon Bador drove her car into a house with Archie in the backseat on the phone with the police saying my owner is drunk and she's driving into houses again she showed up she took the cast photo at the end she had Tamara call her drunk the entire season like Garcell nobody stood up for me and we all talk shit about you okay okay like post the screenshots of your texts then or something after the reunion or something somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody on Jeopardy going, I don't know that much about the Renaissance. It's like

And they leave. Sorry, there's another category coming up. You fucking whiny piece of shit, okay? And it's Jeopardy. You loser. So that's what I think. By the way, you know what's soft. You want to know what prompted this discussion was

Bose going after Sutton. She was like, hey, you're lonely now, huh? Sutton now that Avi's not around, you know, because you were kind of pain for friends. Can I really quickly say I'm not calling Garcella a whiny piece of shit. I was saying the guy on Jeopardy, who doesn't know up about the Renaissance. That's right. And she's like, also Gar hates your guts, too. That's probably

why she left. To be fair, everybody kind of hates you. Like, Bo's was, I like, she's getting in the mud. And then I think that's when Kathy and Rachel show up and then Bowes and Rachel Zoe bond, they had already bonded on a podcast earlier

in the year. Yeah. Podcasts can be very bonding. Oh, yes, yes. You know, we bond every week on a podcast but I got to say Kathy pulling jeans out of her bag is... Thank you. Yeah.

So there's really nothing that we can say about Kathy Hilton, who's speaking of the Renaissance is kind of if I was around back then and I was Da Vinci or something like that, I would see Kathy Hilton and I would say, I need to make you my muse. I mean, I will follow you to the ends of the earth to be inspired 24-7. Can I tell you something very quickly

speaking about a muse? First of all, her taking the scissors out to cut the string earlier. Yeah. Okay. When her home got robbed at BravoCon while she was away, her husband, Rick was fucking home, okay? That motherfucker took his shotgun,

fired it in the home and said, get the fuck out of here, police are coming. Can you believe? Again, perhaps people are anti-gun, and that's a different. I'm not even addressing that part of this. Right. I just think like the idea that Rick Hilton, as old as he is,

Kathy is at BravoCon and everyone's like, ooh, he, he, we're going to rob this big mansion. Uh-uh. Big Rick has his shot shot. You don't even fucking know. There's a fucking 98-year-old man in there, fueled up on baked potatoes and fish eggs, and he's going to take your head off, okay?

Guys, we really appreciate you all watching. We can't end this. We've got to talk about how Rachel Zoe actually, while they were talking about what pieces of shit P.K. and Moe were. She tells Kyle, oh, that's right. So sorry. When I was in skiing in Aspen, one of my friends tried hooking me up with Mo. And you see Kyle, I kind of like, and I don't, no offense to Rachel, but I don't think you're Mo's type. You're not one year out of high school, but I'm bumped. That's right. That's exactly what my wife said when we were watching the show. She was like,

they tried to hook me up with Mo and my darling sister was like a little old for Mo I think it's like um she's so mean but also no she's not she I think that the picture I sent you guys of Kyle sitting there staring going yeah it's the midsumar feast it's midsumar feast in a face that was Kyle the entire time just nodding in agreement with everything that everyone was saying and then as soon as that came out of her mouth she was like oh I will skin you while you sleep tonight that's so funny that someone did that um i love that again she is not 19 so she is she's too old for him but we will see mo when he's 71 we will read a radar online if they are still in existence article about it um i still am reading so i can see it like rachel zobs drinking in the backyard

and she has a piece of salmon and all of a sudden she wakes up about up three hours And she's completely stripped naked, but she is in some kind of shawl. And Kyle and all of her daughters are standing around her chanting, this awful, awful chant. And Mauricio walks in. He is completely nude, and his eyelids have been cut off. And that's how Rachel so perishes. Really scary stuff from Kyle. Well, that's it.

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