Kill James Bond! - Misplaced Sorbet | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S4 E15

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

Pat and Dylan are back to break down the need for Dushka, Caelan trying to fix the population problem, what Bravo is doing to us, heeling, tips and much more from Bravo's Below Deck.Uncensored content... and exclusive shows including Vanderpump Rules at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetwork Instagram at - https://www.instagram.com/anotherbelowdeckpodcast_/?hl=enYouTube at - https://www.youtube.com/@BadT.V.TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@badtvpodcast Facebook Group at - https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbelowdeckpodcast/This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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Starting point is 00:00:59 Always drive safely. Where is Duska? Mopping somewhere. You know what we need? We need someone who smokes while they cook. That'd be an Italian mother. No, but I'm talking about Duska. Somebody who gets a Marble Ultra Light Ash into the bullet.
Starting point is 00:01:22 But you don't taste it. Someone's like, with love, Delly. Yeah, someone's like, there's something like cyanide about it. You know, like, that's the anchovy. Oh, that's what that the second episode of the week. You know some people like steel workers, you know we got a lot of steel workers that are big fans of us recapping this. They're probably like, we're these two bitching about. They just sit there fucking asses on a couch and watch a television show.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Yeah, we're not unionized, you know. You guys get to fucking go beat the shit out of people with pipes and stuff, politicians and stuff. Right. We don't get to do that. No, we just watch stupid reality TV. Yeah, and we send nasty emails to Bravo Pillar. That was hilarious. Yeah. Sorry, I gotta turn up my phone.
Starting point is 00:02:27 But that's the kind of energy that we have right now for the second episode of week. Oh, no, I'm alive. I'm still a professional. Oh, me too. I was completely kidding about that part. Yeah, I'm still a professional. Um, all right, are we doing pots? Yeah, we gotta do pots.
Starting point is 00:02:39 It's a whole separate episode. Okay, all right, so pots for this episode. Mm-hmm. Do we do PSAs? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so So pots for this episode. Mm-hmm. Do you do PSAs? I don't think so. I don't think so. It's second episode Patreon and censored content. Yep. Go over there. We're re-capping fan to pump season one with Ruby Red. Yeah, it's super fun. Yeah Yeah, you go ahead. All right. This is my thing. Get high. Yeah, go get high. You want to get high? Yeah, you go ahead. All right, this is my phone. Thank you, hi. Yeah, go to high. You want to get high?
Starting point is 00:03:06 Yeah. Get high. Okay, this is my thoughts. I've told Dylan, I'm a repeating piece of shit. I'm a repeating bastard. What makes great reality TV? And I'm not saying this is great reality TV, because there's too much of it. Below deck does not deserve being on my television twice a week on Monday.
Starting point is 00:03:25 But I now hate Gary. I really hate Gary. Gary had sex with Mads or went down on her or something. And at some point in the episode, he's pissed off that she was on her period and didn't tell him. And I had this thought as I was watching that. This was my thought. Thanks for battling Brooke. Oh, no, no, it's Mad's period. I wanted to fucking drown Gary. I wanted her period to drown him. That's how I, that's much I hate, Gary. Gary,
Starting point is 00:04:03 you're a pig. You are such a pig. Everything you're doing to your buddy, Colin, and then you're going to hook up with a girl and you're going to complain about her having her period. God. Gary, it's going to be tough when you get an old man. Your face get redder, fatter, more bloated. You're getting a little ball behind that head that you was there, man.
Starting point is 00:04:24 You're not going to be so swav. And by the way, five years is a long time. I lost it in five years. I used to be hot five years ago. Now I look like an old man. I got gray hair. No, you don't. I'm not as hot as I used to be. How many pots? Zero.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Whoa, are you serious? Well, in last party episode had her period drowning Gary, it's zero. Wow. That's like some Israelite kind of shit. Yeah, man, it's from the, yeah. It's like, that's heavy. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:04:59 It's like the apocalypse, but it's her period. Okay. It's better than frogs. Yeah, I don't like frogs. You imagine a bunch of them all over the place, you'd be like, oh God, one just hit me. And surely that frog's now injured. So now you're looking at some frog who did some kind of fucking jumper leap and hit an awning and then hit the fucking dirt
Starting point is 00:05:28 and it's like not doing well. And you're like, oh God, now I feel bad for it. And it's... But you're also servicing like your ear and hit the side of your head like, fuck! Ow! Fuck, geez! Oh man, is he okay? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:42 It is Christ. Old Testament God, very into heat checks. Well, anyway, that's why I wanted to happen to Gary. You want to take a hit? Nah, I'll be too high. You think? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:58 You seem to know your body. It's true. We pick up that out. Oh, did you want to give your thoughts and not no? Oh, okay? Well, we pick up the show by the way these episodes are they being edited on the fly because we were picking up It in weird parts of the show. I love that you say edited on a fly because I love that all of a sudden we have a last-minute charter That we're picking up the guests of which are
Starting point is 00:06:29 in an open relationship, Thrupple. Oh, very interesting that they just happened to squeeze in that charter while we are drooling over the Thrupple of Daisy Colin and Gary. Come on, Bravo. The strings are as thick as what's something that's thick? They're hot dogs. It's like if the strings were hot dogs. We can see them.
Starting point is 00:06:57 The ropes that hold up the golden gate bridge. Yeah. Those are probably hot dog thick. Probably a little bit thicker, right? They have to be. It's a lot of weight to carry. Yeah. Hmm. Those are probably hot dog thick. Mm-hmm. Probably a little bit thicker, right? They have to be. That's a lot of weight to carry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Hmm. They got nets now on this. What? Nets. Nets, well that's for all the people jumping. You know that's one of the number one spots for suicide. Yeah. It's very sad.
Starting point is 00:07:21 It's also that forest in Japan where people go out into the woods. Both beautiful places to do it. I know. Well, that's probably people choose it. You want to do it in a rundown apartment. Yeah. I want to go out into places lovely here at the bird's sing. Yeah. Wow. Is that a hummingbird? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:42 They're singing mumbo number five, you know, like, what's going on? No now. Do you think that was a stretch? Not at all. The course is continue. We've got local baby squid. We've got local sea bream with a fennel salad. We've got rosemary beef. This is when it starts to get a little, masteros, but you gotta do this, you know.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Of course. Surf and turf, lemon sorbet, and we end things with a lemon-chellow ricotta cheesecake. Oh. Oh, I can't say anything outside of what a magnificent job she did, but there is one glaring error. Did you picked up on it, right? No? Oh, I thought you were going to say yes. What? Patrick, when you've
Starting point is 00:08:51 been served a dinner of a mousse-bush fish and are headed into the beef portion of the evening. Would you like the lemon sorbet then, or would you like it right before you've consumed all that shit? The palate cleanser was placed in just a crazy spot. Just a wild spot. You don't put the palate cleanser right at the end of the meal. I get it if you want to go into dessert, but you have to do a palateatolence before that then. I mean, Alicia, four pots.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Honest mistake. Yeah, but a bad one. A 96-point deduction. Wow. Yeah. Can't make that kind of mistake. So, Chase keeps the full-core press on Alicia. Chase, we love you, but she's not into it, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Well, I'll say this, he's doing a little thing called warming up in the bullpen, Dylan. Now, if you're Lloyd, which I think that's her boyfriend's name, if he's watching this, he's pretty pissed. Mm, I'd be pissed too. But if you're patty, Chase, what you're doing is pretty inappropriate. He's gonna say it. Inappropriate.
Starting point is 00:10:06 But by the way, Dylan, you ever wonder why they call these people relief pictures or warming up at the bullpen, these scumbags? It are always like your wife or your girlfriend's guy friend that's a holy. Like the crippled guy and there's something about Mary. That's right. All right, let me coach the audience a little bit
Starting point is 00:10:26 because I'm an expert on this stuff. So a relief pitcher, you know what a relief pitcher does, right? No. Well, you're waiting in the bullpen. I'm kidding, yeah. Well, because you're waiting for someone that I tell you something, even with the pitch clock and the extra-and-ing-shrill baseball,
Starting point is 00:10:39 still horrendously boring. Absolutely. There's only this, just in baseball, still horrendously boring. It's the only sport just in baseball, still horrendously boring. It's the only sport that in most venues needs really loud music in a DJ after everything that happened. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Like that's such a fucking phenomenal point. Why are there mega screens just blasting images like I'm at a fucking nightclub if this is entertaining? Right. Yeah, you don't see that. Yeah, you don't see that. Yeah. You don't see that. You go to a dodgers, dodgers, game you'll say and people are big fans of the dodgers. Oh, yes. You know, nobody gives a fuck. No. You know, there are a couple diards in there, but
Starting point is 00:11:15 you know, at the end of the day, everybody, I mean, we went to a game recently, we got into the 10th day and ending the stadium just empty. Oh, yeah. Any game we're happy. We'll get back to the show. The audience leaves before the end of the outcome. empty. Oh yeah, any game where have to look at the audience leaves before the end of the outcome. Yeah, says you really don't really can't. Yeah. Yeah, people like let's do the wave. Everybody like,
Starting point is 00:11:32 shut the fuck up. Sit out. But what Chase is doing. Yeah. Is he's a relief pitcher warming up in the bullpen, which means he is waiting for the current guy who is her
Starting point is 00:11:44 current pitcher. That's Lloyd, the boyfriend, to suffer from fatigue and the bullpen, which means he is waiting for the current guy who is her current pitcher. That's Lloyd, the boyfriend, to suffer from fatigue and injury or ineffectiveness. And he will wait lying and wait his job entails to be ready to take over for not his fellow team mate, but Lloyd to fuck up. And the concept is he will be taking his place immediately following his failures. I wonder if any of the other relief pitchers pull like a communist and stab him before they go out.
Starting point is 00:12:12 I'm sure they do. Yeah, back in the day, they were probably like, hey, you want to smoke some weed or something to let those players do that? Vince Kelly's like, it seems as though he's bleeding on the right. We'll check on that after the break. Anyway, last note on Chase, Chase, you're going to hell for what you're doing right now, but I appreciate the Sea Rat storyline.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Next morning, full big hugs behind that back from Gary. This is the kind of shit that's like, never mind the face push into the kind of rapy kiss in the corner, that's way out of line, way out of line. But it's this stuff. This is how I hug my wife in the morning when I go in. It's like don't fucking touch her like that.
Starting point is 00:12:53 And hey, days, maybe don't bring your hands up and hold on to his forearms like you're on the monkey bars when you're into collar. Now, I don't know if she did that or not, but I can see it in my mind's eye. Now my wife said something very mean. So this is coming from my wife, Sherry. So do not attack me or Dylan for this.
Starting point is 00:13:11 My wife says she has. Well, I would attack us because we didn't say it. No, my wife did. She says Daisy has only Girl Syndrome. Oh, god damn it. Fuck God damn it. She really mean. I know, but it's my wife, Sherry, and she's mean.
Starting point is 00:13:24 And she had basically said it. I know, but it's my wife, Shari, and she's mean. And she had basically said, I know, but it's like, you know, my uncles say a lot of mean stuff. I don't bring it on to the podcast. Well, I know, but it's Shari, it's not coming from us, but you know how many messengers have been shot throughout history, despite the saying?
Starting point is 00:13:38 Mm-hmm. Yes. But anyways, what would she say? Well, don't kill this messenger. It was my wife, Shari. And she was basically laying out, because she was confused by why two guys that are decent looking are falling over themselves,
Starting point is 00:13:51 fighting for her affections. And she had deduced that the reason Daisy loves it is because she's never gotten this kind of attention in her entire life. Well, I mean, it was just like, I'm grum, I'm so grossed out by everybody. Like Daisy in the last episode walked into Collins room. She's all fucking drunk and her bathing suits is skew.
Starting point is 00:14:11 She was like, fucking like, she reminds me of people in Craig County, and be like, hey, big boy. You ready? I was like, God damn it. Just come on out. What a sleep. All right, so Daisy doesn't know how to deal with this whole thing. And Colin.
Starting point is 00:14:32 She's trying to find a balance, Dylan, between friendship and relationships. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Colin tells Alicia that she's almost as good as Carlos was. Or something like that. Marcos. Marcos, excuse me. God damn, what a microaggression. Yeah, but, but, but she also, he, he gives her props. So this is him trying to make amends with his former comments that you should have seen
Starting point is 00:14:53 this other chef we had. He fucking blew our minds. Yeah. He says, you know, Marcos needed help with that 10 course meal. You didn't. Yeah. I think someone had pointed out in her Facebook group, they think Colin might have an eye for Alicia. Oh, I would, I should have them.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I would too. I love Alicia. You want to talk about a beauty. Oh my God, so pretty. Absolutely. So talented. Yeah. What'd you say, Anne?
Starting point is 00:15:19 Well, I think she needs to thwart off the advances of chase a little bit. Oh, okay. You know, everybody wants a hug, everyone's wanting. Yeah, we all need it. We all like to float a little bit, but don't let it cross the line. Uh, Chase has got wrinkles on his balls. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I think babies have wrinkles on their balls. Yeah, they do. It's a real. It's a real revolting part of the book. Well that's why women aren't visual like us, they're more emotional. We don't get naked and they say, oh my god, I want to fucking bang this guy. We have wrinkly balls. Right, right, right. The only time a balls are cute.
Starting point is 00:16:04 The one that's really cold and they like get kind of like tucked up in all cute and little and stuff. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Hey, so the guests do the water toys and I notice a little thing and I hope this doesn't affect our interview with Rob and Brian. Yeah. I forget which one of you it is, but one of the ball their guests has a map tattooed on
Starting point is 00:16:24 his back from waterworld It will help them find land Some guy has a horrendous tattoo on his back really yeah, it looks like that little girl in waterworld, you know Yeah, what happens in the end of that movie they find land So it's time for the guys to get in speedos I So, it's time for the guys to get in speedos. I don't know what I would do if one of these guys asked me to apply sunscreen to their back, which is why I think we see the tattoo. Yes, that's right.
Starting point is 00:16:54 I think I would say no. You can't say no. You can't? No. I think you can say no. I think you have to have sex with them if they ask. If you were a C-Rat and this guy was like, I'd like for you to have sex with me, what would you say?
Starting point is 00:17:11 Well, you can't say no, so you'd probably fuck the guy, right? Yeah. Blow him or hand job or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Anything and everything for that $2,200 euro, you know. Never seen that much money in my entire life. So we get a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Meanwhile, it's Glenn puts a rag down the disposal. Like you're trying to hide something. It's possible. There's a like a chunk of a femur in there and he's figuring, if we get the entire thing just pulled out of there and replaced, thrown in a fucking dumpster, it'll be better for everybody. Because these blades are getting worn down, trying to chip through the fucking calcified remains of a whore I killed.
Starting point is 00:17:55 You know? So, um, Alex and Gary chat. Yeah, Alex and Mads and Gary chat and um, she only wants them when she's drunk. Yeah, that's it. Alex wishes he could savor. To wish I had asked Alex, and do what pussy? Well,
Starting point is 00:18:13 do what? Yeah. Saver and do what? Yeah. Look, you had pointed out in a previous podcast that it's the underlings that are holding this show together. Mm-hmm. But Alex, please get a spine for God's sake. Come on, man. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Seasons, it's almost over. Come on, man. So, um, yeah, there's, there's some more stuff. We go sailing the, the guys are fascinated and fixated with the part of the boat that's called the donkey dick. I want to say something about Brian Robb. There you go. A couple. Um, and the guys are fascinated and fixated with the part of the boat that's called the donkey dick. I wanna say something about Brian and Rob. They're a couple. They exhibit something here that I've noticed quite a bit, which is when you're together with a person for so long, you start to look like each other.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Oh wow. Or sound like each other have you ever heard that? Like, they're like the same weight, and you're like, oh, you found your soulmate, you're both like a gallon of ice cream every night. Oh my God, that's so fucked up, the sherry said that. Idiot. God damn it, sherry.
Starting point is 00:19:19 I'm leaving it all in, I don't care. Me neither. It's episode two, come on. Yeah. And by the way, episode two. Come on. Yeah. And by the way, you know, was that too harsh and idiot? No, I'm just completely kidding. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Do you know what time it is, Dylan? What? It's time to go sailing again. She passed on the line. What do you call that thing? It's called a docky dick. Can you imagine? No, I can't.
Starting point is 00:19:45 You know what actual time it is? Oh, you're still playing this river sound effect. Yeah. But no, it's actually time to call Kaelin. Oh, yeah. Do we want to see if, there's not a preference sheet meeting. We don't need to call it.
Starting point is 00:20:01 No, no, there is a preference sheet meeting. There is? Oh, it's later on the episode. We will call it. We'll see if to call it. No, no, there is a preference to you, Minnie. There is. Oh, it's later on the episode, which is... We will call him. We'll see if he watched it. Okay, so we get more Gary and Daisy, and then we get ready for the Pride dinner. And I thought that this was actually quite beautiful. The colorscape, the hues, the colors, it was all Good. Mm-hmm Beautiful dinner. So the dinner is a hold on you're gonna skip to the dinner Gary walks by Daisy and once again a casser
Starting point is 00:20:33 And try to kiss her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and this is like 19 feet from Colin in that goddamn engine And I think this is when she shoots him down and says like you have to stop doing this After the 50th fucking time And I think this is when she shoots him down and says, like, you have to stop doing this. After the 50th fucking time. Come on, days. So, Cherry Tomato Gospacho is up first and we go to a peach sorbet bizarre. Again, a sorbet misplaced.
Starting point is 00:20:56 A sorbet misplaced. We get roasted carrots and salmon. We get a turmeric shrimp. I mean, she's really playing with these colors. We get a beef ragu pasta that I believe is scratch made with a little bit of blue in it. And we get a purple rack of lamp. Roy G. Piff.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Oh, it's actually violet. It's a violet rack of lamp. I mean, the girl is just outside of the misplaced sorbetes, knocking it out of the fucking park. Where is Duska? Where is Duska? She's mopping somewhere. You know what we need?
Starting point is 00:21:41 We need someone who smokes while they cook. I'd be an Italian mother. No, but I'm talking about Dushka. You know, somebody who gets a Marboro ultra light ash into the the bullet. Yeah, but you don't taste it. Someone's like, I'm gonna say with love, Dylan. Someone's like, there's something, like, cyan idea about it. You know, like, that's the anchovies. And they're like, oh, that's what that is. You know, I never cook with those. All right, so the night wraps up. Gary finds out that Mads kissed Alex
Starting point is 00:22:17 and he continues with this mopey mopeyness. And this is my least favorite quality of Gary. Outside of his betrayal of his quote unquote, C. Doug buddy, this melodrama, this fucking crestfallen horse shit that he slips into, where he's like, oh, she only likes me, what's just drunk. Who gets? Gary, and this whole idea they keep talking about like
Starting point is 00:22:46 Continuing a relationship. Oh my god. I'm talking about moving continents Yeah, Gary are you out of your fucking mind out of all of the sea rats you've attempted this on Why is madz the one you've begun to express commitment? Zero chemistry. She is the one who has pushed you away the furthest and look what I've done arrived at the reason why. I think you have it missed a home. So we get to the next day. Next morning. You remember last week when I said the Glen was micromanaging when he said, don't put your face over a bottle that you're about to explode.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Yeah. What seemed as though I was wrong. Because who gets smacked in the face? None other. Then lucky. The target of death himself. What an insane name her parents gave her, given how she'd live her life.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Yeah, and they knew that something Jumanji like had gotten out of the board and was coming for her, but they still called her lucky sick puppies those they were attempting fate. Yeah Death's like I'll show you. I'll make it slow. You call their fucking lucky, huh? Yeah, okay. Yeah Yeah anyway Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. All right. I guessed apart. It's like it would have happened earlier if they had an
Starting point is 00:24:14 name to that. Right. If her name was Angela, it would have been the Ferris wheel. Yes. Folds in half, she's in the middle of it, very gory. Absolutely. But now it's gonna be this whole thing, where? It follows.
Starting point is 00:24:32 To every corner of the earth, every corner of every room, it follows. Yes. All right, so let's get to the tip. Oh yeah, Brian gets emotional when he leaves. Brian and Bob were so, Rob, they were so sweet. I can't believe they were, God, they should, they should be upset that they were made to look out like they were gonna be complete assholes
Starting point is 00:24:52 and being absolutely lovely. Lovely, lovely. Yeah, you know what I've noticed is the people that drink the most are the biggest pricks. People that know their alcohol and they have a glass of wine with dinner. Yeah, yeah, they're the nice ones. Right, yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:25:06 What do you wait? I have the, those, those Indian folks that were fucking sucking on tobacco, wrong. Yeah, it wasn't spicy enough for them. Drinking till four or five o'clock in the morning. Was that this show? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:22 All right, tip mating. Lots of accolades by Glenn. He loved it. Team really stepped up. I think this is the biggest tip we've ever had. A biggest tip of the season. 100%. Yeah, 30K. 30K. 29 euros. 32 hundred USD. You son's a bitch is bad news though. Next charter starts tomorrow. And with that, we're going to need to break down what that charter is. So we're going to need to get Kalen on the blower. Oh, you want to call him? Yeah, let's call him see if he did his. I don't think he's up. He probably had a long day. His daughter's birthday. He has fans might be mad at us like a bug in
Starting point is 00:26:00 this guy. Really? Do you not want to call him? No, I'm calling him. All right. Yeah, let's call him. Let's see what he has. Because you got to think I'm calling about work. Yeah, yeah, let's see. Let's see. What we are calling about work. Right, it might be odd to us. Hey, hey buddy, how'd it go today? You have a good birthday? Yeah, I went really well. Hey, you're on the oh, sorry, I was gonna wait for your answer I Good Play place got her bike all that stuff shit right time. Don't want to talk about this though. Oh, no, that's great Okay, I'm sorry to put you on the spot here any chance you got the preference sheet meeting for episode two this week
Starting point is 00:26:37 I just thrown it out there. Yeah, yeah, I got it. You you want me to like you know what's he? No, no, do it. Yeah, you just. Can we do it right now? Yeah, man. We're doing this again. We're doing this again. Okay, hold on, let me get my laptop. All right, we'll buy you some time. All right, great.
Starting point is 00:26:52 See, now this is Dylan, this is what I'm talking about. This is the work ethic. Yeah, yeah, no. He got the preference sheet. I know he did. He's got a tremendous work ethic. The kid is just, I mean, after a day that he's had. I bet, dude, you want to throw a birthday party for a four-year-old?
Starting point is 00:27:07 I'm not me while you want to make sure that she's happy I oh and think of it you got to plan all that well Okay, it is charter number eight. There are six guests. Oh The primary is North Carolina's top realtor Brian It's okay. LeCaaelin that's episode one episode two Whatever Dylan's gonna say to you I love you. I'm sorry. We bugged you on your daughter's birthday. I love you I'll see you tomorrow. Let me just talk to her really quickly. Hey, K How you doing dude? Yeah, that's good. Hey, I called you a little bit ago. Did you get that? Oh?
Starting point is 00:27:57 Really on you that called you though. Yeah, well, it's work related All right happy birthday Kayla How Oh it's on my birthday. How could that have gone any other way? The young man is daughter's birthday. We should not have called him. No we should not have called him. That was not right of us to do. I feel bad. You know what else is not right to do? What? Have as many children as he has. What? Have as many children as he has. My God. You're not going to solve the population collapse on your own, dude.
Starting point is 00:28:33 And it's impossible. This is cyclical. It's bigger than you. Couldn't generate enough come over a lifetime to fix it on your own. If I get super man, we're not leaving this said right. What do you mean? Of course we are. It's the second episode.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Let's get to the notification and it's going to be bad. It's going to be bad. See, rats. This notification is that they are picking up another charter tomorrow. Now I said the strangers think is hot dogs. There is thick as winners. We can see it. We can see that you brought on a threple so that Gary and Daisy and Colin can
Starting point is 00:29:15 interact with them. Get a little, little wisdom from a couple of deranged, wealthy lunatics who are in an open relationship and surely are not going to culminate their relationship in a triple homicide. You can see it, right? Yeah. That's like documentary. People get greedy.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Absolutely. Now Dylan, a couple weird things here happen. Mads is back in Gary's bed again. Now I understand she can separate emotions from just the carnal uh... desires of a c-rat but still you're giving this uh... moron mixed messages uh... although it shouldn't be because she's been pretty plain worded with him of uh... this is only fucking right right right right
Starting point is 00:30:01 way uh... chase and Alex walk in as Gary goes down on Mads and then previously in the night when they were having dinner right Mads had told Alex that she was on her period as a kind of warding off right now the night ends yes with a little sex but also lucky almost dies again she jumps off the boat she was the one that was almost pushed by an unseen force closer to the boat. Now the next day, Gary finds out that Tiny little boy goes up and mocks her in front of Lucky in a very tactless gross way, not that this should ever be said ever period, but Oh, there you go. But it's just given the context of his behavior throughout the entire season and
Starting point is 00:31:06 What he's talking about I'm sure it just made every girl watching want to every girl and woman watching to just fucking throw up or throw Some or put your hands around his neck and choke him to yeah, yeah, yeah if that period waterfall didn't take him out Yeah, and Mads was so like hurt and grossed out by it. It was just all bad. Gary, I don't know how you're back for a second season or a fifth season or a fourth season. Mm-hmm. I got there, but we're not happy about it.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Hopefully you went to a silent retreat of sorts in between filming. It's God, do you need it? Learned a little bit about yourself. I think we got next week off, Del. You know the only thing that can help this man? To admit that he's powerless. That's true. Surrender to the Almighty.
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