Another Below Deck Podcast - Mo the Mediator | RHOBH S15 E7

Episode Date: February 15, 2026

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Because when they did that flashback with her and Kyle, my God, she, Doreet is so much. She is gotten hotter. Well, she was pregnant. She gave birth to two kids. Yeah, like when she started the show, I think she had given birth to Jagger literally, like she was like three months postpartum. So she was a disgusting, yucky milk made. Yeah.

So, no, my God. Just disgusting. Your words, not mine. All right. Hi, hello and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV. Dylan, that is Pat. Hey. Shaka brother, Ruby's throwing it up.

It's hang time. It's hang loose time. It's time to talk about the real housewives of Beverly Hills with papaya dog girl. Hello, Ruby. How are you? Hello, Jill and, hello, Pat. How are you? Doing great.

Dylan and I had, well, you did too. We watched a lot of love is blind. So I hope people enjoy that content. Yeah. Patreon.com slash on the podcast network. Soft is a podcast network. Patreon's in the link in the descriptions. We love you guys.

for donating a little or a little bit more. Some real characters on that Love is Blind Ohio. Oh, yeah. Oh, H. Hi. Pat, are you ever going to do it? I thank you for saying that because I've said it twice now. Oh, H. Ohio.

No. Oh, my God. That's not it. So I'm not even from there. No, I refuse. I rarely say no anything. You're not from Jamaica, but you still will go, I eat him on.

You know, you don't. don't have to go there to know it. You still play still drums, Pat. You're not from Jamaica. Right. It's true. So what was that? We're here to talk about the Beverly Hills Housewives of Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California. And I am thinking that this episode was a lot of fun. Mo, the mediator was a lot of fun. We're slow. I don't know how slow the process is, but this season is going to be about the robust and imperative psychological damage that Doreet is as a person. She's absolutely out of her mind. And Mo realizes this when he's sitting across from her, he goes, oh, I thought she was a little off. I always thought she was a little off, but she's full blown

out of her fucking mind. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people disagree with you, Dill. Who's that? Well, I was There were a number of polls that were asking, who do you believe Mo or Doreet? But I know, I live in that world too. What? Who were they? Doree? Well, I'm going to, I'm going to say some,

how many burners can one nutbag make at one time to answer a poll? First off, I think we're all going to be on the same page, but we live in a world where a lot of people have a different opinion. Okay. Well, so getting the tease for the rest of the season and seeing how she behaved at that lunch, We've always known that Doreet was a little checked out, but I think that Doreet is really unwell right now. Sorry,

I was really thrown off by that whole poll thing. I just think it's funny because now I'm thrown off because I'm thinking about the burner phone and I was like, well, Jagger has a bot farm, right? Okay, Phoenix is overseeing everything and this is how she's doing it. It makes sense. Yeah.

So that was fun. The ladies go to the Hamptons. That's a good time. I'm a little confused about this slow role of, is her name Natalie? Yeah, I love Natalie. Wasn't it great when she just came in and said she was at the dentist and she was getting her teeth pulled? And then he like, he went down on her and ate her ass.

Every time she goes to an appointment, she has sex. It's awesome. Divorces, man. That's all we can do. What I like was that the producers thrust her upon us out of context, without her friend who's been here with her to introduce her to us. And we were supposed to just say like, okay, this is fine. And I really did feel, okay, this is fucking fine.

So go Natalie. It's totally fine. I just think Natalie, we're extremely welcoming. This wasn't a potluck, but thank you for bringing this casserole, right? Let's get a Chiron. Tell me what kind of casserole it is. Let's get an OTF. What's with, we got so much of Amanda and her.

manifestation nonsense. Let's get a little for Natalie. I just, I'm going into a Seinfeld register right now. 12 pots. Can I give my, my kids? Two babies. Go ahead. Give your teds. I'm going to give a lot. I'm going to spend some time on my babies and I have a lot of controversial thoughts. Why are you touching your chest? Because I'm being earnest, Dylan. People always touch their chest when they're going to say things earnestly. Go ahead. Okay. And you let us know if that's how, if you agree with that statement. I think that this episode wasn't great, but I think it laid the groundwork for actually some of the best unhinging that we've seen. I think watching Kyle crack repeatedly, she's going to be fully dating Morgan Wade and living in Aspen in less than three years.

I believe that once Porsche's in college. They'll own Kimisabi. They'll buy it out and they'll just run it. That's their retirement. Yeah. Bo will still stop by and Kyle will let him in. I think that Doreet, not knowing if there's $1 or a million dollars in her adapted bank accounts is...

It's like the Epstein files. These things are redacted. I can't see. Your Honor. Sorry. Sorry. The bank accounts are blacked out. We don't...

And again, I had to ask you to, I don't think that that's true or allowed in mediation. But I think watching these things happen while Rachel Zoe is getting divorced, but she's a rich person getting divorced. I'm really excited. I give it 81. What I want to say most of all, Bose. Bose is continuing to be the loudspeaker of the audience with the brain. She says things that we all think but cannot say to anyone because we're not on the show.

She continues to be an amazing person. I want her to be so happy. That's all. Okay. All right. There you go, Ruby. She loves those. Yeah, I know she does.

And this is where we're going to bump heads a little bit here. Oh, my God. Oh, touch your, yeah, there you go. Touch your chest. Here's Patty's Babes. Okay, I'm getting a little tired of the pile on of Amanda. Ugh. Now, shut off.

Is Amanda obnoxious? Oh, my God. Both of you, quiet. It's my babies. I will take the floor now. Amanda is obnoxious. Are you going to drink this coffee I got it? for you. I don't want you to be up all night, but are you going to drink the coffee? I'm in the

middle of my babies. We'll discuss the coffee at the conclusion of my babies, baby. Amanda is obnoxious. She's braggadocious. She's extremely annoying. And I think her business model is probably ripping a lot of people off. It's old, it's stupid. But she did make her own money. And we've seen plenty of people on this show brag about how they made their money. Rachel Zoe brags about her money. She's braggadocious as well. She just does it in a morning. flashy, interesting way. Ruby, Ruby, his babies. When Rachel Zoh looks in her closet

and pulls all the expensive wares out of there, she's bragging about how expensive she lives. Ruby, Ruby. She doesn't say I owe 19 dresses from this fashion designer. She doesn't have to do that. She gets to pull it out

and she gets to say, I love wearing this. This is my Hampton wear. okay Amanda is not as good at doing that she's very immature okay please get in the comments if you agree the pylon is getting a little old no one agree no one agrees with what you just said no one agrees and I know no no no no she's not young but she is younger than a lot of these women on this show and there has not been one single olive branch to a younger person by the way what happened to women lifting other women up bows comes from corporate America Boz should be the voice of, hey, let's give this woman a little brevity here and let's give her a chance.

She did. She said, hey, can you come to lunch with me and my friend who's really bad with money and getting divorced? And Amanda was like, yeah, for sure. And then the advice that she gave and Bose was like, let's be the boss women was like, just like think about it. It's amazing. Okay. So you get what the fuck are you? Okay.

So then we just destroy that person. And by the way, at this particular manifest, not. nonsense luncheon, which, again, we can mock her for that. It was absolutely stupid. But they go after her, I'm talking about Sutton, for the need for an apology for something that doesn't need to be apologized for. Right, right, right, right. And then Bose jumps in. Now, I understand that they live in a different reality world. It's the housewives world. There are different rules. There's the housewise reality world. There's different rules. There's different ways that they communicate. There's a completely different system and maybe Bose would explain to old Paddy here we live within different rules than actual

reality but for Bose to insist that there needs to be an apology here i think was ridiculous on boz's part and i i think Bose needs to be the voice of reason here and she's just jumping in the mud with the rest of the ladies do me a favor do me favor real quick and i'm going to put my hand on my chest really quick yes wrap your fucking bay base up fine i loved the one-on-one with Mo and Dorit because I've had little meetings like this where at some point you realize the person that's sitting across me at the table is not going to change their mind and they're possibly insane and you just set your fork down at the plate and you just wait for the bill to come. Right. And there's you're not going to move that. Enjoy it. You know what? I'll actually get another of those little

fun tuna cones. I actually really like those. Let's just get another round of those. Enjoy the food. The negotiations are over. Yeah. And yeah, that's it. It's a little bit like, okay, no. I'm going to give it 14 babies. 14 babies. Okay.

So I don't want to. And if I know my sister, she's not fallen prey to your, your filibustering tactic. Now, I don't, because we've talked about a couple of different things, we've skipped a couple rocks down the way. And I don't want to, I don't want to ever. It's not filibuster. you're saying I flooded the zone.

You're flooded the zone and I want to sift through the zone real quick and get back to the first thing that Patrick said. Ruby, please address the accusations made against Rachel Zoe. Okay. So this to me, I will defend. Rachel Zoe has never bragged about her money when you're that rich, especially with fashion stuff and with clothes. She doesn't have a caftan that is less than $2,300, right? So if she shopped at T.J. Max and Marshalls, maybe we'd see those on her rack. I think she sells that.

She doesn't buy that. Heather DeBrow doesn't have Urban Outfitters jeans. So that's why she wears. And she's missing out because Urban Outfitter's jeans, if you bought them from a cup, they're great jeans. Oh my God. BDG eight years ago before they changed the formula were the best jeans on the market. Heather's never known that because she's too rich.

The fashion thing for Rachel, she has never talked about a price. Producers put that on. She appreciates looks of shit because she's a weird fashion person. I don't think that Rachel Zoe brags about her wealth. I think that Amanda does because she's insecure. Also, I learned, I didn't know Rachel Zoe was rich and came for money. So that's another, like, I think that. Nepo, baby.

Coming from the core, the poor cult versus coming from the dunes of Amagansett, maybe. The dunes of Amagansett. Oh, my gosh. I mean, the dunes of Amaganzet. I want to address one other thing. and then we got to get into the show. You asked what happened to building women up. That's the question you asked with your hand on your chest.

And I agree, that's a good question to ask. But when someone's being a piece of shit, the loyalty clauses we have to one another based on gender, hobby, creed, race, whatever it is that bonds us, that goes out the window. You're a fucking piece of shit. I don't care what you are. I'm not lifting you up. I have no obligation to lift you up,

you bizarre cult woman. Well, and by the way, when they're going to throw that in her face later on, that was ridiculous. Now, one last note before my 14 babies conclude. Oh, no,

no, they've concluded. All right. I want to say even production hates her fucking guts because when they talk about her as a little girl manifesting her own Barbie dream house

where she can see dolphins, and then they show that really sad picture of her on the other side of PCH and that dump. Oh, where you can see a jack in the box. sign in the foreground. Yeah.

There's no fucking dolphins in that. The sad thing is that, um, that's, that's not a dump, but it's kind of a dump for what it is because it costs five million dollars. I doubt it costs five million and it is definitely not a Barbie dream house. Okay.

Uh, what do you think it cost two, three on the other side of PCH? Probably one point two. No. Oh yeah. Get out of here. You pig.

Pat, go on going somewhere else. Yeah. Oh, it's going to be me versus the rents. I already says it. 1.2 on PCH. You've got to be fucking kidding me. What do you think this says Northridge?

Okay. Look for, look at it in there. Kalan, look at prices. Well, I mean, it's all burned to the ground.

It's all burnt. You know, I went to that jack in the box, two o'clock in the morning after night surfing. It's an important, that's an important landmark of Los Angeles. It's not a lot of fast food on PCH.

That's a hub and a home and a blanket for a lot of people. A lot of weary travelers on that road. Uh-huh. Okay. So Dereate is fully a lunatic and Rachel Zos got a meeting. She's got social campaigns coming out, but she misses the Hamptons and the Dunes of Amicancet. And she says, and I quote, it's literally her happiest place. Now is, is that a correct use, a proper use of the word literally. Yeah, I think so. Okay. It's literally her happiest place. Okay. Okay. Fair. I think so. I just want to make sure. She uses the word literally a lot. And Ruby, speak on the tunes of Amaganzet for us, the culture, the G-Ods. I have a lot to say. I guess, sorry for all the Ohio people we offended that I, yeah. And to the Ohio and sorry, Ruby, just really quickly. We come from Los Angeles.

It's the entertainment capital of the world and there's actually a lot of beauty and things to do here. We shit on Los Angeles. So don't be offended, Ohio. Oh, yeah. There was an article today because I think our Karen Bass, our mayor, contributed to burning down our city. someone did a letter to the editors that said let's give her a second term based on just how much she cares about the homeless.

Okay. Ruby? Your school has no gymnastics team. This is a last resort. Okay. That's how I feel about the Hamptons. I transferred from Los Angeles. I don't enjoy them. They're too far. I think that there were multiple elements that showcased the reasons I dislike it. one too far to $5,000 sitting at picnic tables. Why are we paying more to downgrade experiences? I'll never get that. The United Arab Emirates, they pay more to upgrade, right? So that to me, that makes sense. This is not. The dunes, I don't like sand, and it's too far. So bad for the amygance of dunes. Okay. So she's telling the team that Dorit and Kyle and their respective attitudes, about their respective attitudes towards the vacation.

And I love the game faces of these two staffers. They're just, they're like just keenly listening to this nonsense that's coming out of her mouth. But she invites Doreet and Doreet says yes. Of course she does. What is, not to be rude, what is Doreet doing?

Very busy. That's why she's always late, Dylan. And Kyle is going to be coming to. Now Amanda is struggling a little bit because the women don't really get her. outside of a few bad actors on the internet everyone loves Amanda so she's confused why the other women are struggling to feel the same but she's got a salve for this um a manifestation party well also this will be a moment her words she's trying to make this is a moment a thing right so um so

Amanda throwing a manifestation party to remind the girls how they should love her and how awesome she is, is a little bit like a drunk, not doing an intervention, but rather inviting all of the people they've harmed in their life to like a tequila flight. It's not going to do what you think it's going to do. Yeah. Yeah. It's a bad idea and it's the reason they don't like you is all this fucking nonsense. Ruby, any thoughts on that or can we get to Mo the Mediator? Let's go to Mom. Mo the Mediator shows up, sits down with Derreet. Um, the drink order needs to calm down. I'm not. I know that it's a direct trademark, but the delivery is, uh, is again, it's unhinged and it's insane. Um, so let's just calmly ask for this. Um, and, right? We, we don't, we, this isn't, she delivers this with a cadence of like someone telling a, uh, a bank teller with a gun to their head, like what to enter into the safe. And it's, and it's, just like a drink. Right. And so the other thing, too, is I believe that this drink could be

ordered as such. Can I get a glass of belvedere? Can I get a short glass of belveter with the side of three lemon wedges, please? Yeah. Is that not the same? Like, I genuinely don't. So, so the cadence is wrong. Carcass out. Carcass is no one's saying that when we're talking about drinking things. It's a liquid. There's no carcasses anywhere. I always say the rule is, and I've seen this with Starbucks, the more convoluted your order is, the bigger the asshole you are. Well, and let's also, let's also not, uh, kind of glance over this. Belvedere on the rocks. That's a drunk drink. That's, that is a strong, a dose of alcohol. I'm going to have to stop you there. That's a good amount of vodka. I'll tell you why. Okay. Because she doesn't eat

anything. I know. It's a, it's a calorie. Yes. Right. But also. So Jareet likes a cocktail. And I think she likes more than one cocktail because I think that... Doreet is a drunk. That's fine. Nothing. Everybody's a drunk. I'm drinking straight whiskey.

Like, call me a drunk. Yeah, call her a drunk. I don't like vodka. Doesn't matter. Call her a drunk. But you can't, you can't order anything and say carcass out earnestly as a woman over the age. I'm going to go nine. I'm going to go nine years old.

Can I just really quickly? And I know the horse is dead. nothing lifts a perk up. Nothing lifts a Vy cup. Then some clean cold liquor with a little citrus, right? You know what I'm saying? Is she on pills? Oh, my God.

I don't know. She's on something because when they did that flashback with her and Kyle, she lost that baby face. My God, she, Dorita is so much. She is gotten hotter. Well, she was pregnant. She gave birth to two.

kid, yeah, like when she started the show, I think she had given birth to Jagger literally, like she was like three months postpartum. So she was a disgusting yucky milk made. Yeah. Oh my God. Just disgusting. Your worst not man. All right. So, and this is all alleged into the estate of Doreet, which is worth negative.

Eight grand. We would like to say that we're just kidding around and it's all alleged. And even to the fans of Doree, we're just kidding around. By the way, as I touched upon before we started this and we were talking about Dorete and how clearly as much as we hate PK and think that. that he is definitely a sheister. We probably have his side on this one as far as specifically this argument over how they can figure out.

Right. So let's break this down. And let's list why we're on P.K.'s team, quote, unquote, in this game of divorce dodge ball. Well, specifically about arranging how they see the kids schedule. So obviously, when we had not had Mo, the mediator, show up and have this, Donna Brazile moment from Derreet. We were not allied with anybody. But now we've got somebody who is completely lucid going,

DeReed, he just, he wants to see the kids. And Derreet says, he doesn't. He doesn't want to see the kids. And Mo says, I've seen the texts that he's sent to you. And she goes, no, you haven't. No, there have been no text. And he very calmly realizing that he's dealing with a liar. Well, yes.

I mean, what else would you call it? Sounds scary. Says, Dereet, I've seen the schedules he's proposed. I've seen it. And you responding going back and forth. Right.

So I don't know what we're doing here. Now, I want to stop you there as a, just as we're going through the evidence. People that I've seen online say that P. P.K. is such a scam artist that he will manipulate screenshots of text. I'm just saying.

I totally understand. people thinking that. Mo and P.K. are such close friends. There would be no, I'm sending you this stuff. It would just be, she shrink for us. You got to look at this and he would hand him his phone. I'm taking P.K. here and you know, I can't, I think he's a scumbag. Yeah. But Doreet also does something that liars do, which is once she's put in a corner with this, she quickly deflects and starts pointing that he's a drunk. Right. Pat, there were so many moments I was thinking, too, because she just goes, the amount of times that she was like, look at me. Okay.

He's been drinking for a year. And it was like, we just talked about the spreadsheet. Why did you say that now? Right. This is kind of nuts. What are you doing? As she, where's your phone? As she drinks.

Pure vodka. DeReed has slowly slid down for me as just a very, very. unlikable. Yeah. If she were not this hot, she would be probably in a different place. It would, yes. Yeah. If she wasn't this hot, we'd be like, oh my God.

This is, ugh. Good people. Good looking people get an advantage in life. Sutton got an annulment. Thanks for the Zoom. Does anybody give a shit about this? Yeah, I want to talk about this. This was Angie Casanavis's daughter being like, okay, I don't give a shit that I'm

Greek and I want to go ride my horses. Right. I love my horses. Yeah. I don't know the daughter's name, but this is one of those things where Sutton, go cry to your friends about this. Don't put this on your daughter. I know her daughter is probably in her 20s or something.

This is why you can't get rid of Avi. Yeah. Yeah. Go drink your vodka or whatever your drink is at three in the afternoon and cry on Avi's shoulder. That's what you're paying him for. Don't do this to your kids. Thoughts on this.

Oh, I actually did have a thought that I forgot to mention in the first episode. or the first part of the episode, when we saw Kyle getting ready to pack and leave for the Hamptons, I believe we saw a friend of, and it said friend slash assistant. And I thought to myself, Kyle is the type of person who would have one of her friends be paid to pack her things and then would get annoyed when something would go wrong at her friend as her friend, not the assistant, and then they'd never talk again. Oh, yeah. Well, the Kardashians famously did that.

They ruined friendships by having their friends be their assistants. Can you imagine being an assistant? Didn't Chloe's best friend bang? I'm impacted. Can you get the chopstick and shove it up my ass again? What was that? I was Chloe. Sorry, I don't know why I said.

Do you remember when Bobby Brown picked poop out of Whitney's ass? Well, I want to discuss this because the pit, quick break to talk about the pit. The pit is. I can't watch a show like that. The pit is everyone's favorite. The pit is everyone's favorite. Caitlin's sitting back here nodding. I love it.

Oh, of course he loves it. I love it. So, Ruby, are you a pit person? I haven't watched it, no. And get in the comments, let us know if you're a pit person. Me and Pat are not pit people. Caitlin is... I close my eyes during a horror movie when they go into someone's stomach or something.

So the pit has gratuitous amounts of just disgustingness. So it completely unnecessary. The other day I walked in and there was a... woman's eye that was just disgusting and just pink and pussed and protruding out like a little shop of horrors what's that little plant and that thing yeah seymour yeah seymour looked like seymour on her face it's just fucking disgusting and so i'm always like i hate this show and i don't want to watch it and cc goes you're never going to believe what happened in the last episode there's an old woman who came in with an impacted gut and um they um they went in there and

they started rooting around in her shitter. And of course you see all of it, right? Oh, great. Is this correct so far? You don't see them going. Yeah, I guess you see it. I assume you don't see it while you're watching this show. She is,

a gas pocket is released and she lets out an incredibly long fart. And because she's an old woman, she says, oh, I feel so much better. And then obviously, you've got a short window before you need to get out of the way and then shit starts coming out. Oh, great. And so that's just like, you love that?

I love it. You love that. Wow. It's just disgusting. It's so gross. For the sake of being disgusting. What was the, they've done those types of shows so much. Like, oh, a procedural hospital show.

What's the angle, Larry? All right, I got it, man. We're actually going to show the intestines out of the body. Right. Oh, I love it. And you know what? To all you pit people, you, you know what HBO wants to do next? Cop Procedurals.

You and all you pit people, you're bringing down the quality of programs. on this once great station. I would like to say a couple days ago, I could not go to bed until when I was home with Dylan and Pat. It was around 3 a.m. in the morning was when I was falling to sleep. And Ruby lives. Ruby stays at Pat's when she's when she's yeah. I say it. Me, Dylan and Pat,

all hang out in the studio together with our sleeping bags. And I was like, oh, no, I can't sleep. So I was watching videos and my TikTok algorithm was giving me videos of women who are waking up from colonoscopies and asking their husbands if they had farted while they were farting and it made tears stream down my face. Do you what I mean? So yeah, poop is yucky, but it's also, it's a lot of fun. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. So Ruby, caftans, yeah. Love. We get to the Hamptons, quite a beautiful lounge for the ladies at the JetBlue, diamond, crispy sapphire club. What's it? This is the special thing that LAX does where you get

driven to you get your special foods with your caviars anywhere in Los Angeles. They cater your breakfast, lunch, or dinner. And then they drive you to the plane. You don't do yucky poor person security. And then, though, the best part is then you get on the plane with all the poor people. So it's like, okay, got it. Hey, Rach. Hey, Rach. Um, so, uh, Dorita's 45 minutes late. And I, you know, we were mentioning it last episode that the reason for the animosity that Kyle experiences towards Dorit is really, one, I think she understands that she's a yucky crazy person, but it's really, the tardiness. And I cannot fault Kyle in any way, shape, or form for that. At all.

If you were with someone who was constantly, 45 minutes is good for Doreet. Yeah. Sometimes it's an hour and a half. Constantly late for no fucking reason. It would drive me fucking insane. I'll go with Amanda here. This is, and I'm not like a super on time stickler type of person at all. the egregiousness of people to think that you don't owe someone a profuse apology when you are more than 30 minutes late.

These women show up to places an hour and 40 minutes late and then they say things like, you know, P.K. came and it was way later than he said he would. So that's why. And it's like, okay, so he could have literally come at 3 p.m. instead of 1 p.m. Right. So why are you late today? Right. So he showed up at 4 in the morning?

No. He showed up at 11 last night. So why are you late today? Why are you late though? I hate to rate. We get to Rachel Zoe's house and there's, or excuse me, Amanda's house. No, Rachel's Zoe's house. And there's the whole gang there.

Suzanne's there. It's going to be fucking fun. They talk about dumping their asshole husbands. Yeah. Well, last year, Rachel Zoe was ripping anxiety meds and being by herself in, in the thrust of a decaying marriage. And that's when she realized, I am happier without him. Yeah.

Yeah, she was sweating it out, I guess. Yeah. So let's talk about the silver linings and the Shrek of it all and manifestation. Oh, is this where. Erica Jane's got a new man, baby. Well, she misses her sweetie in this car. And she's not talking about that wrinkled up con man that's rotting in a prison right now. No, no, no.

She's talking about an ex-operator. big big thick cock of a guy yeah yeah um anything on erika jane baby well they discuss uh amanda's business model and note that when it's too good to be true it probably is and no one knows that better than swamp rat right erika right right flying around all over the world with 80 assistance and right too big it to true right Erica would know that um let's talk about the welcome that canary in a coal mine. If you see this, run away. I would say to be greeted with a tacky dormant like that, it just, it reeks of thirsty. Yeah. I would equate this to coming to Kathy Hilton's house and having the Hilton honors thing on a board mat. Sure. Sure. I would equate this to going to

Monica Garcia's house from Salt Lake City when she's trying to keep up with the Joneses and it says live laugh love. I think that this this along with her husband coming in and her saying kiss me like you like like me or mean it or something and then her telling the staff waiter to make sure that he got her shoes in the photo. I hope that she ends up just okay. I hope she's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would equate it to if you walked into somebody's home and there was just a far too big pastel rendering of their entire family. Oh, yeah. It's just like, that's a lot. You don't think that she has that in her house somewhere? I just don't. Does she read have like a pop art photo, like sexy photo of her?

Someone has a sexy photo of themselves, I believe it is a housewife. Bose does. It's a problem. Bose has a photo in her bedroom. She probably does. Yeah. And again,

Pat is smiling as though he like has a point and he's making me feel bad because I like Bose. I like Bose because Beau's because Beau says, things to Amanda, like, what do you mean manifest money? I got rich because I went to work and had a job. Right. Right. Right. What are you talking about? No, but, uh, you know, Oprah also famously slept in a room adorned with covers of herself, allegedly. The magazines were all around the room. And, and Oprah never let anyone else on the cover. Never. Isn't that funny? Yeah. Well, Natalie shows up. Yeah. And lets the group know that she just came

from a Tupperware party that turned into a gang bang. She has fun everywhere she goes. They bring the Tupperware for samples after and then they compare and everyone leaves. All right. So they still do Tupperware parties. I think that might have that business boss by God, right? Oh my God. Yeah.

It's because the plastics, they get in your food. Damn. You got to go glass. But it always takes me back to Napoleon dynamite. I mean, my God. The, the beauty. in there are two scenes surrounding Tupperware that are absolutely miraculous and dare I say works of art and there's a reason why that made such an imprint on our culture is because it was

that good when Napoleon rewatch that movie seriously I'm not kidding rewatch it if you haven't seen it is it's unbelievable yeah so I don't remember who was driving the van I don't know if it was Kipp or Napoleon but it's Kip it's Kip they they put the software behind the wheel to show strength and he obliterates it. It breaks into a million pieces and then he just drives away. But there's another, there's another moment I think with Uncle Rico wherein he gives the Tupper and he the guy tries to break it and he's like, I can't fucking, I can't fucking break it. The quiet confidence that that film has, unbelievable. It's brilliant. I think I made it for like 40 grand. By the way, Uncle Rico is the guy on White Lotus, right? Yes. He's the only one that made it

out of that movie that still has a goddamn career. Yeah, yeah. John Heeter was just in a movie about Marlon Brando. Oh, he was? Very odd. All right. And the skater one, the skater. Well, that was 20 years ago. Oh, yeah.

Well, so it was the godfather, Pat. So, you know. Yeah. I know, I know, but, but, okay. Okay. Hey, I'm with you. Okay. It's not the Rends against Patty in this moment.

Okay. I'm with you. Okay. Sometimes she's, she's like a possum. And the thing, about possums is that people are scared of them, but they're very loving, you know, and they can't. Also, when you threaten them, like, actually threaten them and they're really, they'll just fall over. Yeah.

Yeah. And they can't have rabies. Wow. They look like rats. I love possums. Let's get to the dinner. Eugene Levy takes them to their table. And we run, oh, no, no, no.

Who's the young one? The son? Amanda. No. No, the son of Eugene Levy. Yeah. Dan? Dan Levy.

He takes them. to their table and they run into Donna Karen, who is a woman that I have heard of. And she is a woman that has done things. I used to wear her shirts. Yeah. This is that, yeah, that she's a very, very big deal. Big deal. I would say that Rachel Zoh's recounting of her being a mentor type of person to her when she was younger actually does speak volumes to hopefully the type of person that she is. And if there's some weird scandal where Donna Karen has been responsible for like murdering puppies or something, I take everything back. But she seemed lovely for how wildly impactful she's been on. I wonder if there's a TV movie kind of quiet rivalry within the

fashion world. Like if people have big fast fashion brands, I don't know if Rachel Zoh's stuff is fast fashion. I think so. Does she like, is she a bit of a pariah in the world of like high level, when you look ridiculous, it's Halloween fashion? Her like T.J. Max shit,

I think makes more money. So I think it's, I don't know. It's like, is real recognizing real? I do not know. Also, Rachel Zos styles people like, that are very,

very, very impressive. Will Smith. Exactly. And not Willow. She refused. She said absolutely. No, I won't do Willow. I won't do Willow.

All right. So the dinner is lovely, but we have to get to the lunch of the manifestations of it all. And this is where we get to the Malibu Barbie House. I think like I don't know how I feel about using Barbie as a cultural kind of touchstone of inspiration. If I'm saying that properly. girls it is as but not when they they get older though right did you not fucking watch everyone lose their minds over the Barbie movie my daughter and she goes to bed and she's allowed 30 minutes in her bedroom right play and we we obviously have a speaker so we can hear yeah yeah yeah

that she creates yeah with the Barbie dolls i'm trying to find an analog though like i wouldn't uh I wouldn't really look to Goku as somebody. Like, I wouldn't be like, just like Goku and Gohan. I've actually made it. Well, you know, I don't know. Well, when you're a little kid and you, you don't know what the future holds, you have to, and you're envision what the future might be. Yeah.

You have to have something in your frame of reference to understand what a future could be. We get it. We get it. You love Amanda and you think that she's the best. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. You want Ellie to be like Amanda.

Yeah, that's, you love Amanda. All right. I'd like her to have her bank account. Honestly, same. I hope she does because it's so big. I don't know that. I don't know that you would. We'll see.

Okay. Amanda's. This ain't helping. Lisa Barlow's going down for fraud. Meredith Marks left the show. She's not going down for fraud, but something fishy. She's, Lisa Barler's going down for fraud.

I think Amanda's going to wind up in some hot water in the future. Here's what I think happened with Meredith Marks, if we're being honest. I think they had a conversation with her about her needing to contribute more. Yeah.

And that was probably the break. Or she'd have to not be included and she chose not to participate. Yeah. But we'll- Mary Cosby's the next to drop. Okay. Anyways, Amanda feels shady to me.

Sutton is going to professly stated, give her some really good advice. Okay. And that really good advice is an arbitrary amount of importance placed upon an apology that on any given day a real housewife would never give or either give and not mean. So I agree with you that it's a little nonsensical. And Sutton is so annoying. So annoying. But I, if I were Amanda, this is one of those times that I thank you. And maybe you don't say it out loud, although she probably would. You internalize that saying, do not take advice from anyone you would not want to trade places with, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I like that. Um, let's get to Doreet, though, recapping the mediation.

Um, we've got progress. P.K is going to get Thursday to Sunday with the kids. Um, and that's perfect for Doreet, right? Because Monday through Thursday, uh, they've got school and she doesn't need to be around them. Okay. The weekends, you actually do things with you. Right. Right. By the way, the line of the episode is coming up here from Doree. Oh, why don't you deliver it? Oh, sure. So Dereat, she shits all over PK. And then she explains about their finances. And she says, and I quote, I don't know, there could be a dollar in his bank or a million dollars. And I want both of you or the entire audience. Why don't we all take a guess? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's guess. What is it? A dollar or a million? Uh-huh.

12. $12. $1.000. You lose prices, right rules. It's actually $3. It's the correct answer. By the way, she accused, and this, I really hate this. This is so belittling. She accuses Moe of being a loyal soldier.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He is, but also you're nuts. Rachel Zoh speaks on an epidemic of, essentially masculine identity crisis. Now, I don't want to sound like I'm going against the queen. I'm not going against the queen.

I think that she's 100% right. Men get to an age. It's called the midlife crisis. If that's coupled with a reckoning of past examination that has not measured up to where you want to be, you can get a little squirrely and become not your best version of yourself. With that being said, there's two sides of the street in marriage. Let's not pretend like there was no. You didn't have any, you didn't have any part of it.

Come on. You know, marriages can fail because of one person. Oh, oh, oh, but careful though, because because careful though, but be really careful, though, right? Because she, because careful, right? Because she doesn't have a girlfriend that she's bringing around their children because they have kids, right? So let's just, well, yes. I don't know. I'm not going to be careful.

I'm not going to, I'm not going to have you to shut me down. Hold on. I'm not saying that. after they broke up and they've been broken. We're talking about years leading up to this, okay? Years of what? Years of him feeling sad because he married someone. She's on an island.

She's on an island. Yes, I am. This is why the sexes are different. Yep. And you marry a woman who's successful and makes money and you take issue with it. You deserve nothing, but this is triggering. It's a little bit like our parents. I think that's what's going on.

Oh, is that one? Yeah. I think. It's everyone's parents. We're going to be a loser, loser, and then marry someone who's a winner, winner, be like, yay. She's, she's on an island. She's on an island right now. I'm not on an island.

What I will say, I don't know who, Rod, what he, does he have a career outside of her? We don't know. I thought he was very successful on. They've been together for 30 years. Clearly, look, people grow apart and they become different people. I can, look, I don't know. Don't be scared of her. I need to speak your own piece.

No, I will say this. Ruby, it's not just one side's. story that it was she, it was a perfect marriage on her part. We could do a split. We could do an 80-20 split. I don't, I don't mind an 80-20 split. And again,

I think that Rachel Zoe is 100% right. Men have a lot of societal pressure they put on themselves. And if they haven't measured up and they get to the middle of their life. Literally, wea, for all of their societal pressure. I think that's what I'm saying, I think that's what she feels.

She's like, Ryan there I want to speak to him. He will take, unfortunately, for you, my side. Oh, 420. 420. Happy 420, everybody.

No, but I'm not saying, Pat. I was saying I think she thinks to her husband, because I don't recall if he was very successful. Like, he could be like a big finance guy or something separately from her. I do not think that is the case. And I think when your success is kind of tied or maybe because of your wife's businesses and shit, that's tough. Also, another thing I'll say even in support of Kyle, who I think is yucky. when children are involved it typically plays out that the N. P.K. There's one gender of parent that is making out with women that are 83 years younger than

their wives on the street. And there's other genders of women that are not doing that. And that's gross and disgusting. There are genders of women that don't do that. And also be careful, Dylan, because there are genders of women. Okay. So we end the episode with this manifestation lunch. and things get pretty, pretty wicked. Yeah, it's a manifestation moment. By the way, pretty sad that she leaves a autographed copy of her book as a gift on the table for everyone.

That's pretty tacky. When Erica said, I'm going to skin. That was the only thing you could say. But we get to this moment where Amanda says, don't call me a wimp in my own home. we need to we need to crack this nut whatever tension we have remaining let's just go ahead and let's snap the rubber band

let's call her a cunt let's call her a bitch let's call her a lying whore let's get done with this or let's get her off the show that's right she needs to go in those rooms where you smash everything to get it out and then I don't know it's cathartic or something drop this this is not going to last much longer we need her to be pushed to

the moment where she has a tamer judge, you will never see my face again. Right. And she runs off and then it comes back. Or we have to let the mouse go. She's got to go. Yeah. Ruby, I assume you've seen in the rags that she leaves halfway through the season, but we see in a trailer, she's...

What? Yeah. I saw that. You know what? We've cracked it. She's not long for this show. That's why Natalie was brought. Natalie was a late ad.

She started getting sucked into the show. I like your theory. I like your theory. Amanda sucks. I mean, if she's smart, the damage is already done. Can I say something really quickly about this husband? Yeah. Hey, buddy, I know she makes the money, but like, let's not have that fucking Matt welcoming.

Mrs. Money and company? Yeah. Get out of here with that. My God. Do you dance, Eddie? He comes in and Eddie is like doing little kick flips and stuff and like turkicee. Yeah. He should have a cocktail waiting for her when she gets home, you know?

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