Kill James Bond! - Mutiny of Losers | Below Deck Down Under S1 E10

Episode Date: September 8, 2022

Dylan, Pat and Nick are back to talk how Ryan is far and away the worst person on this show in history of the show, Jamie's protector element, the work bad at work balance aboard this vessel, empty threats, Ryan's hatred of women, fuck Ryan and much more Below Deck Down Under.The full season of Below Deck Down Under recaps is ALREADY available only on our Patreon at https://Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkAlso available is our coverage of Below Deck Sailing and Love is Blind seasons 1 and 2 for both shows!Check out our merch!https://anothermerchstore.comWe also cover Bachelor Nation very week on Another Bachelor Podcasthttps://bit.ly/AnotherBachelorPodcast_YouTubeThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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and start saving at Mejury.com. Well they ordered steak and the fish actually looked pretty good. Asia got the fish curry and said That's gonna be the episode Welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of another below dick podcast. Dan on that Patreon exclusive recap. Peacock, you know the digs, you know the deals. I'm Dill, settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis What's going on everybody? That's podcast over there behind my glasses. What are you reading over there?

I'm trying to find my notes on this episode which was a Banger Let's get into this show What a great episode it was all start with thoughts and and pots I have hated this season so So much But tonight we really had quite an episode We had This mutiny of losers kind of bubble up

There was really entertaining all of the biggest pieces of shit on the boat Aligning themselves trying to like I don't know, you surp the only reoccurring cast member. It was hilarious. Like what are you guys doing? Also MVP moment from Toomey. Yeah, just a lot of really, really fun stuff. Cute crocodile slide out there.

A little belly. So 90 plus bitch. Who else you got next? Okay Nick. I'll go next. Yeah it was pretty good. We got a classic day off, Sanctuary Day, nothing I like more than a below deck Sanctuary Day.

Can't imagine that Lee went with them on this. Sorry, but it's just Lee went with them when they went to go see the sorry. They went to a donkey Sanctuary. It was donkeys and lead tagged along It's your pots are well. I guess he knew he blogger because he's a jackass And yes some some some interior drama some exterior drama really had it all some classic below that We give it 72 pots a dead Chinese boy floating in a pool classic below that. I'm gonna give it 72 parts. A dead Chinese boy floating in a pool. Classic below that.

Yeah. Well, he has tattoo on his back that symbols how he, he failed in saving someone. That symbol is with symbols. Right. Yeah. You weren't in the movie Cliffhanger, Tami. You came upon an accident with a dead body.

He spoke very dramatically about it. And what I saw changed my life forever. Okay, while he was working security out of casino. All right, all right. We don't want to get ahead of ourselves Potts Pat you brought it up Okay, I didn't like this episode as much as you guys one problem I had is these this batch of party group here The real snorfs They were completely polite and accommodating they busted pizza rats balls a little little bit I guess the pasta was a little too salty or something like that But anti-pasta. Yeah, but it was mainly boring. There was no no hot girls or any guests, you know getting really drunk Yeah, and there was a whole lot of bickering. Yeah, and mag does not hot so you know still the more and more I watch

I'm not sure if her attitude it is I'm waiting for that side attitude that makes her less attractive. I'm waiting for that side by side with her and Dushka wearing a beanie because they are getting closer and closer. It's Luperar, man. She is Bruce Willis and Dushka is Joseph Gordon Levin.

She needs to, of course, correct. Less she ends up a janitor. She's not listening to the signs or Marley. Well, we all know that Destiny is something that you cannot outrun, so she will eventually become a janitor and she will make her appearance back on Belodak, Estuska, cooking lobster and a dry pan. It'll be very sad. But how many pots? Zero. All right. So last we left off, Gloria Allred was flipping out for good reason. The guests had asked him to cook the fish that they caught that day.

The gauw, you know, of these fucking people. Now in True Below Deck, Slash Bravo, Slash Peacock Fashion, I guess. The thing that they teased is one of the highlights of the entire season. I'm out to, as close to nothing as possible. Hot Captain does not smash Gloria over the head with a frying pan like Chris Farley and that Colombian coffee crystal sketch. It's just kind of um, Peter's out. He says speak to people more respectfully and then he walks out. And then they cut to Ryan that little pussy under his breath, said, fuck yourself. Yeah, yeah, say to his face, Pete's a rat.

He only acts tough under his breath or to other women on the boat. I don't feel, I feel like I'm doing Chef Spaz a disservice because Pete's a rat is way more of a horrible person. That's not even a comment. It's, it's, it's a more horrible person, but like, Matt's just really unlikable. Like, where, this is some, this is some recency bias.

He bragged about the thousands of dollars he spent on prostitutes. He quit. He, he, he, he always thought people were talking about. Matt was really bad. So, that's, that's, that's okay. Okay. He was sniveling. Yeah, we've talked about it. It's a really good

I'm sure we forgot I guess I should yeah, I knew though that I mean there wasn't much else place This could go the climactic event that they tease because of the way like Ryan just took it out to its Logical conclusion. He's like I can't battle this guy because captors like if you want to three I'll go to full right decibels. Yeah, and if Ryan would have been like, what if I go to four? Four. Yeah, he would have been like, oh, I'll go to four. Yeah. If you go to seven, I'll even go to eight.

And it's like, you could do that all night. So I think Ryan just decided to like, fight another day. Yeah, yeah. Why was that so funny at home? I was doing the accent perfect. Perfect. And I had to. That was perfect.

But what was your head is the operative word Disciples. Disciples. So hot captain fires off a text to a man named Captain Steve. Sounds like a children's TV character. And he asks him if he's got any chefs. Just get this defender of women off the fucking boat. But don't actually because he's the only entertaining thing about the season one of them

Cap hot captain says he's lucky. I don't have a replacement right now. What a threat All right, so shit back heads up to the table and says here's your steak that you didn't order They ask for the fucking squid that they caught and he says, yeah, no worries. I was going to cook it the entire time and not just let it rot in that blue slime. What is the blue slime? Zero clue. Looks like a bunch of dawn. Well, it actually could be the oil on him because he's just sitting in a bucket water

with no air ration and it's probably well He wasn't freezer. So they start squid slime the squid slime. So it's the protective coat for them It couldn't be that much. It's an entire bucket full of it. I doubt they would have put something in there So bizarre yeah I It reminded me of Good good good good guts. Do you have it? Well, you know, something like that.

Hey, can I say something about this moment when he went to go prepare that squid? Pat? I fucking felt bad for that squid. Yeah, you can. I did because his last moments of life were being diced alive by a pizza rat, but I'm sure that wasn't the worst part. It was the experience he had to spend his last moments with pizza ready. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck horrible, horrible fucking end to your life. But before we get that, let's talk about Benny. So Benny is pizza rats, compadre, and being a piece of shit employee. Benny says in response to Jamie being way out of line and going over his tasks that he has for the evening. He says, I'm just not, I'm not just having fun on this boat. I'm working, but in order for me to be my best at work, I need to have fun. A common refrain among sea rats, Dylan. I believe the girl from season three, I that dressed up like a mermaid all the time. Oh, yeah.

She always needed to have fun. Rocky Parker, former cast member who I believe got fired by Captain Glenn, season three, I've addressed up like a mermaid all the time. She always needed to have fun. Rocky. Parker, former cast member who I believe got fired by Captain Glenn, or was forced to resign. Yeah. Also based his enjoyment of work on him. Having a good time. Well, it's a pretzel nonsense.

I think Benny is looking for other people to make it fun for him. He needs to make his own fun. Like a kid with imagination, like, oh, I have all these tasks. I'm gonna time myself. How fast can I do? Do my tasks, and then you'll have a good time.

Dick, you're just triggering a memory of me when I work at that drone job at North American Insurance. My first job there was they handed me Manila folders and an application, and all I need to do was write in a sharpie the name of the application, the person in the name and then put the application in there and put it on a pile.

About as mundane a job for a human being with a functioning frontal cortex so to make myself alive they didn't let you listen to anything then either. So you just sat by yourself in your own thoughts for eight hours and Yeah. And I would time how many I could do in 15 minutes. That's fun. See, that's a good employee motivating yourself. I mean, I put the fucking thing on Do Not Disturb. I put it on Do Not Disturb. This must have been, this must have been a, this is not an emergency call. Do not call me twice. I know what's going on. I'm so angry right now, this is happening. Let me wrap up my story.

Looks like airplane mode's gonna have to come on now. Oh, that's okay. Hey, let me wrap up the story. So this girl that kind of liked me, named Tamara, she walks behind me and she's like, hey, you wanna go get lunch? I'm like, I gotta beat the record. I got four more to go and she said,

and all series said, you're losing it, man. Hahaha. Did you beat the record? Yeah, nice. Congratulations. Hey, have we ruled out that Benny... Do you think that girl wanted to fuck you? Yeah, she did. And you didn't?

Oh, yeah. Oh, nice. Did we rule out that Benny isn't the one that killed his parents? So we talked about this. I don't think we have, but not a hit me like an anvil when I was watching this because it was, you know, when he was doing the whole pretzel nonsense thing about how, you know, I need to have fun to work well. I can't just work if I'm not having fun. And I was like, I thought he was going to bring up his dead parents again. And then he didn't. And I was like, Oh, what's weird. They died so

soon after one another. And they might have been limiting his fun. They may have taken a, you know, garden hoe to the top of the head. I'm pretty sure he killed this. Yeah, a little more quain. He probably used that old vizene trick. You just keep dropping some drips in there. Yeah, yeah.

It takes a minute, but I'll get you slow poison. Yeah, you're talking about over time. Yeah. Oh, you can kill man like that with a vaccine. Yeah. Interesting. It's weird because it goes in your eyes just fine. But if you drink it for some reason, I guess it makes your kid near liver shit, the better something crazy, crazy. All right. So Asia called the guests children and says, good boy. And the big guy goes down, been there bitch. Guys, let's talk about athletic greens. What an unbelievable company.

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Once again, his fraudulence is on display. He hacks the squid into rings. And because he's never done this, he begins peeling the membrane off ring by ring while they're in the bowl. He doesn't know that he should do this before and then cut the squid so that he doesn't have to peel skin off one by one.

He's an absolute fucking fraud and we will get to the way that he speaks to weight staff later on in this episode. No one who's experienced in this industry would speak to weighters and waitresses the way that he does. I hate this human being. That we got a talk to him. Fine. Let's save it till the end of the season where we don't care what Bravo thinks about us anymore.

Hey, Dylan, how did he prepare that? He told the guests, how was the squid prepared? Salt and pepper. That's it. Yeah, it was, it's a classic Australian dish. They eat calamari more than the Italians do down there. And it's just a very, very simple, batter, fry. That's it.

It's really not that difficult at all, but boy, does Heathrow hissy fit about it. So the squid hits the table, they love it. Super easy. Just give them what they want. And then we get some really good news. They want to fish again. And I was thinking, get more squid. They mentioned getting a shark. Jonah Hill excited hands I was, you know, like, please catch a shark so that he has to

fucking break that down. It's all muscle. There's not, it's not good eating. You can eat shark. you can eat shark. Oh, so I need a meanwhile meanwhile hot cap says I'm gonna fuck Ryan up asha loves that Jamie rats on his shitty employees Ryan mobs off and says fuck these people and fifth element says asha is attacking me again Who's fifth element? You know, the funky wig, she's got the neon. Wagner. Yeah, she looked like,

why was she wearing that? No idea. No idea. She's just a random person. She's just a very random person. So, have you ever seen the fifth element? No, I haven't. Have you?

I saw it in the theater. Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis and what's her name? The girl in the zombie movies. What is her name girl in the zombie movie Chris Tucker as well? Very good. Oh and Gary olden. He was playing prints in that film was he? All right, so me a Jovah me a Jovavitch. Yes. All right, so sadly the guys don't catch anything and Alright, so sadly the guys don't catch anything and sadly we see Magda talking to her fucking pollock boyfriend once again Good news though Benny and Magda leave a ton of shit undone So that should be fun to address next morning next morning the cushions are on the floor and Jamie is in no mood for rock paper

Scissors a very fun game that should be played whenever you have a chance to play it. Honestly, regardless of what kind of mood you're in, if somebody puts their fist out and says, hey, let's go, take them up on it. Oh yeah. It'll turn your front. I think we've done it before when we've made business decisions having a lot of time.

I know my wife and I certainly divvy uptask that way. It's democratic, it's fair. It's fair to critic, it's fun. I love rock papers. You hear some advice anybody who's democratic, it's meritocratic, it's fun. I love rock papers. Here's some advice anybody who's gonna do it though. Always agree with the other participant that it's gonna be on three beats. Cause some people go, they don't get the hand,

they want it down. It's not three beats, it's four beats. It's four or two. Or you could throw it on the three. That's what I'm saying. You gotta establish the rules of the game. People who throw it on three are lunatics. Well, they do it on purpose because they want to if they lose

They got another one two three shoot anybody else anybody who doesn't do that is again a lunatic So I at the passpoint stands you established the rules right before you start so then there's Snivling snakes can't pull that yes in magic It's called the rule zero conversation where you talk about the power levels of your deck whether or not you guys want to play Infinite combos, land destruction, you know some people just don't like playing against Ristic Studies. If you don't have the Rule Zero Conversation then it's your fault. Yep. And you think that maybe follow you that you deem unfair.

Yep. Well, if you also you've time-honored game of beer pong and the rules on a stab or second fist can go down. Well, okay. So the cushions are on the floor and Jamie, oh, I already said that, um, Asia finds all of Mag does hard work on display the next day. Um, as does Jamie.

And they've got a mutiny of incompetence on their hands, uh, between the Facebook model and the kid that killed his parents, then that piece of fucking loose stool from Philadelphia, there's too much bad work aboard this boat. And it doesn't make for good below deck because you need people who work hard and play hard. You need people who are fulfilled and confident in the job they did and then they go out and they destroy themselves. What we have are a bunch of people with clinical depression who slog through the day so that they can go throw glass at strangers.

It's a different kind of entertainment, but I don't feel it's the best flavor of Bologdeck. So, grandma's undies, anyone? Anybody? I don't remember that. Great way, let, grandma's undies anyone. Anybody? I don't remember that. Grandma's undies. Tell me Culver had a thing where he was. Oh, she's... You remember when I said how much I liked him? I was getting on my nerves.

So, let's get to Cap coming into the galley. Ryan says that he knows that Captain is trying to make his presence known around him. Ryan, he's getting a cup of coffee. You know, he was sending a message, a message received. Ryan is like, there's that disease where, um, it's kind of like the beautiful mind disease, where you think that it's like a strange blend of... Paranoia. Paranoia and narcissism and schizophrenia where you think that like the PlayStation is bugged.

You know, you think people are listening to you, shit like that. Yeah, it's schizophrenia. Super self-absorbed. Ryan has like a mild dose of that. Yeah, you know that guy in beautiful mind He got taken out in a car accident. Yeah Richard Nash I think his wife was in there too

Got that pen though You know gaudi got taken out in a car accident too Gaudi who's gaudi? He's the guy that is the artist the designer of a cigarette a familiar and He's the guy that is the artist, the designer of a Sagrada Familia, and he's got hit by a bus one day. Just a bus. Just got fucking smashed by a bus one day. Always look both ways. You gotta look both ways. So, guys, moving on.

Gigabytes. Well, first Ryan says he doesn't regret a single thing that he said to Captain the night before. And I would say, you may not regret telling your boss to fuck off, but you should absolutely regret saying in the heat of this argument, the guests are happy as of us. Trailing off in that manner was very weak and it's sad and weird the way that you behave that entire throughout that entire argument. He's very, very pathetic. So more texting with Sauer crowd, shoot me in the fucking head. Also hotcaps as use your imagination,

get out of here boomer, we get it. Ryan Knox breakfast out of the park, because you know, it's eggs, and then Benny wakes up in a days confused about what he's supposed to do. So wait, you want me to finish the list before I go to sleep? makes up in a days confused about what he is supposed to do. So wait, you want me to finish the list before I go to sleep? Yeah, mate, just the list is there.

I'd prefer you do all of it. If this was week one, I would get it, it would make sense, but it's week three or four now. I mean, it's just insane. Yeah, but these fucking charter guests threw a new curveball at us. What's with this? two in the morning fish and Trip shit. It's fine. They're not bringing back whores at four o'clock in the morning We've seen that before it's there. It's not like Benny once he puts the fucking worm on the hook. It go finish your chores

So the guest the part They gift cap a beautiful Gilligan's cap and ask where the fuck was our fish? Then they head out and hot captain Cauls around to get someone else on the boat while they cut to shots of Ryan wheeled again knife like a tweaker Pat yeah, well, let us know about the tip. All right. I'm gonna break it down in US currency. Yeah 17,600 which is a little bit more than they've been averaging on these charters. Because remember these little bit of money. I thought that this was going to be a 14,000 on a tip given how shitty the service was. Yeah. Well, you know, their

friends with him. She had magged, or they had bagged up fucking flopping out loose prosciutto on the table. Yeah. Didn't even cook the fish. No, I'm pretty sure that fish was the reason for all the maggots on that goddamn boat. 1460 each. Well, the best part about the tip is that hot captain has, what's the word? It's not a reckoning, but you know, um, Sympones to pick. Well, confrontation. We've come to an impasse here. Yes. And we need to get better. So, um, he does tell them that they are going to go to a crocodile resort. Sounds beautiful. Brit is way too into this. Her veins look like tendons. They're so full of blood and excitement. Um, then we get to the helmet award. Sadly, cat missed an opportunity.

Production should have pulled him into a room violently if they needed to and said, listen here, give that fucking helmet to Ryan and to no one else. Use that knife that Ryan was holding if you need to. But, you know, it's just a missed opportunity. I want to see Ryan have to wear that helmet. It would be incredible television. So let's move on to the Ryan and Asha chat. Captain sits them both down and says, it's not good enough. Service isn't good enough. The food isn't good enough. And obviously, with Ryan's sunken beady rad eyes, says, well, if the food hit the table, the way that I wanted it would have been excellent.

Now, mate, I ate the food. It was more of the food. No, it wasn't so much the timing, it was the flavor and the overall texture of it. It was bad food. Ryan says, I could go off on Captain. Do it. But I'm not going to because I don't want to give that bitch Asia of victory. Gloria already once again, Defender of Women, Lover of Women. How about you don't wanna pipe off at your mouth off

at your boss because you don't wanna get fired? He realizes this is being filmed, right? That what kind of fucking insanity is that? I could go off on my boss, but I don't wanna give the victory to Aisha, fucking lunatic. So then we get to another chat. Magda is using more data than every single person on the boat combined.

She's using 10 times more data than the next person. She like pizza rat gets pretty defensive. She says, I don't use my phone in front of the guests. No, you don't use your phone in front of the guests. No, you don't use your phone in front of the guests. You're never in front of the guests because you're using your phone. Fuck you. The real problem though here is that Aisha is having problems with her boyfriend And that's why she's never on her phone and that's really the only reason they're having this conversation this little powwow You're saying Aisha's having problems with her boyfriend? Yeah, that's Magda's, Magda doesn't really,

or think she's using too much. She thinks the problem is Aisha's having problems with her boyfriend, so if you're not, if you're not gonna be talking to, that's on you, I'm sorry, I'm in a happy relationship. Yeah, so sorry. She walks away thinking no fault. Right, right, right.

She's like, oh, I'm so sorry, I'm in a healthy relationship where my boyfriend of five months is sending me selfie pictures that other girls are taking in bikinis sorry you have a toxic relationship asia this woman is so fucking brain dead um... all right let's get to the nighttime night time and i'm not chameyman type twist ryan says i'm gonna get drunk tonight and asia gives brits tits a world we're not even at that before the rest of this is just pre-game, we're already getting tits.

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About Aisha out of to me Before we hear about that shit talk, you got a travel advisor review, is there? A trip of, you know where they ate? No, they were at fish divide. What? And the rum bar. They have good steak there right here. This is from, it's an airy beach

and something I wanted to know about airy beach, we actually got this comment from one of our oh this was good our patreon I'm gonna take a chocolate we chocolate our patreon is from down under she gave us some insight on the early beach and maybe why that that club that we saw Ryan's throw a glass at someone with so trash oh that's right and why all the people are so trash because a bunch of Westerners go there right yes so this is what Eliza pack. Can you get me a mickle of ultra-selter preferably lemon, please? This is what Eliza has for our our our either Aussie or I just grew up in my mouth Kiwi patron said so I wanted to give some insight into the nightclubs

Nightclub scene of early beach. Yeah, I had the pleasure of marinating in a New Year's Eve 2007. The reason why we're seeing them in such dodgy nightclubs is because Ehrlich Beach is the place where the filthiest of the Filthy Yucky Normies go. A.B. is the launch pad for the Whitsundays. It's where you go to get on a boat and takes you to one of the resort islands scattered around the Whitsundays. It's a stepping stone, Not the desired final destination It is really isolated as it's in far north Queensland So not only is it seven or miles from the closest major city

It is miles away from anything I'll let you work out the types of people that live in a remote tropical area that is predominantly white But in my personal experience the further you go north the slower they speak to the point you can't even you want to check Their pulse but whatever you do don't comment about their speech this may have been the real trigger of them calling Ryan a loser also for the area That is so high. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. It feels like your organs are boiling There was a disproportionately high ginger population So with all that said anywhere that is decent is not nearly beach It's on all the islands and some are really

Exclusive so you can only go there if you were guests, but others you can go to for the day So what you have left in AB is one the filthy Yukino armies who can't afford to stay in an island to Hospice Hallie staff who want to get drugs off their respective island of employment ice Ice aka math being drug of choice and, the slow talking sunbur, ginger meth heads, and that is how those clubs we see on below deck down under remain open and are always full because they welcomed the Philist of the Philistiac enormies with open arms plastic cups. Interesting, the amount of vitriol that that person had towards gingers. Yeah, who was that? Eliza Hesford. Oh, she's great.

Eliza Hesford. Yeah, I love I love having a correspondent so with all that being said They go to fish divine an airly beach And here is the trip advisor review I have for airly beach before you get there It's so shocking that Ryan had such an issue with what that guy was saying because One he hates women and two That's the most filly shit ever. Yeah, you know, he should have felt right at home. He should have hugged that man like a brother Weird Betty kill this parents So fish divine actually has four and a half circles wow thousands of reviews so they like it

But oh wow pretty good, but this person Q Reds didn't they reviewed on December 17th 2020 review titled Fish Divine question mark question mark it was really a crime he writes bottom line way over price but the worst part was the food was blended on appetizing read out for details but at least a manager offered to have the bill when we provided feedback on the meat. Oh no, what happened? Service from Watesfaf was good and attentive, but means what, what do you want that?

Oh, patches that'll long take it you. Why? Why? Why? Yeah, long take. Is it a burp? Was it a burp? What was it?

It was like a poultry guy took over your esophagus for a sec. It was a little bit of a burp. This review is really bad. I just like the title. That fish divide, it was really a crime. Everybody said the food sucks. Yeah, yeah. Well, they ordered steak and the fish actually looked pretty good.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure he takes it every day. I only take it twice a week, you know, because I don't know what, what do you, I'm a, I just don't like to put a lot of things in my body, but sure he takes it every day. And I have to say, one of the beneficial things that come out of that, she's nicer. I don't know if they put that on the bottle. No, they don't, but that is one of the big benefits they're speaking of. To make it easy, athletic greens is going to give you a free one-year supply of immune supporting

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14. Okay. So, what happens to a lot of people when they sit next to people eating crab, happens to Jamie. What's that? You get shot with seabuck juice. It gets in your eye, it stinks. It gets on your shirt, it gets on your hands,

it is one of the most barbaric things that you can do at a dinner table. I fucking hate. You believe that? I became a thing in Los Angeles in the last year with all the hot crab shack, all those fucking locations. Someone invited me there for their dinner. I'm like, what the fuck is this?

Nothing I love more on a hot Los Angeles summer day than to reach into a steaming bag of old base spiced fucking sea bugs and crack them and then suck their exoskeletons like that fucking fat guy atona. It is very 78 degrees in there. It is very alien thing to do to crack over in there being suck it out It is like a fucking episode of the Twilight Zone. We are the monster Yeah, people turn into golly and a hundred years our grandchildren will think we were monsters for all the oh and also Let me tell you something about fucking crustacean and Beverly Hills go fuck yourself okay oh the restaurants this branded oh there's mama in the back she's not in the back it's a bunch of fucking Latino guys churning out delicious food but don't put your crab at

market price okay don't charge people ninety five dollars for a crab that's fucking bullshit you know how much a garlic noodles are there? Garlic noodles a bowl of garlic noodles twenty two dollars Twenty two dollars cost them seventy five cents sounds like they're selling an experience Dylan when I was real real poor Mid-twenty's garlic noodles is like that's what I would have delicious I would go just get noodles where I'm up, put garlics salt in. Yeah, I had an idea.

That's not garlic salt, that's. I got a place where we should all go to dinner. Oh yeah. Or not garlic noodles, that's trash. Hey, I had noodles with garlic. Right, right. I got another place that's overpriced garbage. Yeah.

But there's reality TV people that hang there every single night. It's called crags. We should go to crags. Okay. What's crags? All right, so the door guy that used to run dantanas said, hey, I know what the fuck. And who got a bunch of investors?

I think George Clooney was one of them. And he opened up a restaurant called Crags. And it's high priced filthy, yucky, normy food. Well, I am meat. I would love to go do a review of that place if we run into some celebrities there fine. But that would be great. We'll do a dinner there.

Because I hate it already, because the people that run the door at Dantanas are people who haven't played in Census of Ego, right? Like you sit outside of a door, right? That's all you do. They're like record store employees. Oh yeah. A hundred percent.

Probably paid the same too. Oh, so you shake hands with the jaffies when they come to dinner? No one knows who the jaffies are. I don't care if they're multi-millionaire producers, okay? You stand outside of a fucking door of a restaurant that serves sub-par chicken parm, okay? Fuck off, let's go to Craig's, get back to the show.

I'm hot. Craig's in a hot, and then afterwards we could go hit when it had comedy clubs. I love that idea. A fun night. All right, so Benny got Seabug juice all over Jamie, and he's fired up right now. He's attributing Beatles songs to Colby Calier

Which is just fucking wild and Brit Caught some a bitch twice what did that's that was the dust up. I'm like where it? What happened here she called them a bitch? Yeah, that was literally the only response you can say to someone when they're playing here Comes the sun and you're like, oh, I love Colby Colley. Yeah, Bertini was like, it's the Beatles bitch. That's the only thing you can say to someone. It's really the only thing you can say. And he's like, oh, well, I have this helmet on. Oh, you heard the title, didn't you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're fucking the Beatles, bitch. No, you got it wrong and has nothing to do with the helmet, but he does pull the authority card on her. And then she's just so blacked out that it does not matter what I oughta. She just goes, Talk to you, like life, success is a journey. Honor it, one sip at a time, one success at a time. With 712 vodka, your premium vodka of choice. Enjoy the finer things in life.

You've earned it, you deserve it. Find 712 Vodka at your local ABC store. Please celebrate responsibly. Bitch. Hey, one note, I think we skipped over. When they were having all those little sig meetings, I believe Mag was trying to find an ally in Tumi when she was saying, you'll make a great Chiefs stew someday.

Tumi seven, none of it. Yeah, she returned the coffin by telling Mag that she sucks at her job. Yeah. Yeah. In the best way possible. Well done. She says, you're out of sync with what Aisha needs. Yeah, it was great, which is competent work.

Right. But that was actually like the first sign of intelligent life. I've seen for Magda that little back channeling. She started with that compliment and like you should be Chief Steward. Smart, but Tumi is too much of a backstabmer. Sam Mark, yeah, it's too lazy and transparent in the effort, Tumi snipped it out right away.

So we get back in the Vans and Norman's really his mommy too Benny's hilarious out of nowhere What the fuck was that I mean Benny likes to have fun. I think he's just did the wrong environment We were with milling our dicks in the other van. That's hilarious. That also cracked me up. He was genuinely very funny He was like, yeah, I have a nice penis. It's fine. That sounds crass, but it was funny. All right, so let's get to the crew day off.

Culver is lovely the next day. Fun guy. He then slaps on the steaver, went in, I'm once again at Yeezy Culver. Take it easy. You're not a professional. What, who's even, I know it's the crop of a crocodile hunter. Steve I went Stay, I went. Have you ever had a cup of coffee? No, I might but head would explode

and What is wrong with your fucking throat like that chocolate? I took a zitchie. No No, no, no, I've been drinking too much white cloth. Stop drinking white cloth. Those are both, that happens. That kind of makes to something else. It's fucking disgusting. So what were we just saying? Oh, Steve Irwin.

Steve Irwin, I, one time in middle school, we had to do a project about Arthur Pods and I did the Arthur Paul Honta. Yeah. And I addressed as Steve Irwin in middle school and then freshman year for Halloween, maybe like two weeks after he died, I was Steve Irwin for Halloween.

So I've had a long history of Steve Irwin. Yeah, sounds like it. A lot of PETA rejoiced upon learning of that man's death. Can you be the stingray that killed him? Can you imagine the stingray swimming along? It's like, uh, who's this asshole grabbing on my tail? And he turns around and he's like, oh, it's that fucking crocodile hunter, douchebag, the guy who screams and animals ears, although they're hearing sensitive.

And then he swings him around like one of those fucking flag girls. You know what he used to do with the snakes? Like, you know, I'm gonna kill this bastard. Yeah. Like he's the kiwi-pe key we PD Pablo dude that fucking sting right probably got so many rounds bought for him that night. Oh yeah, dude you did it. It's like sons and six guys. Hey, Pety, were you the one that took out that crocodile guy?

Damn straight. And my name's Aaron. So the we get some pretty typical um kind of rage activity um we get some white claws being cracked and we play a sad game of fucked uh fuck Mary kill poor Benny poor Benny my god he ended up like his parents that was brutal they go on a tour and of course wet blanket Jamie isn't having a good time and listen I Hate Jamie's wet blanket shit, but I kind of understand where he's coming from I want to also see ball snakes type stuff, but this is so fun. This is just This is a lot of fun the way these things slide on their cute little bellies into that brown brown water

I just thought this was such a fun outing and for Breteanie kept going like whenever time she would see what she'd be like, yes, bitch, yes, bitch. And Jamie was like, don't call the crocodile's bitches. She was like, yes, bitch. So enough of that, let's get to the place where the sea rats thrive, the bar. Anarily beach bar. Forget me, don't. Can I do a meanwhile? Yeah, of course. Meanwhile, uh, Captain Hotstrasket is on the boat, cleaning the whole fucking boat, finding maggots, finding all the things that the, uh, you know, all these, uh, searats hadn't been doing their goddamn job and he's pissed.

And my wife actually brought up a thought. And I thought it was apt. She said, do you realize if this was frame that like you were surprised that she had? No, no, no, she just doesn't, uh, she doesn't really talk about below deck a lot, but she hears me talk about. She goes, you know what, if Captain Sandy was on this boat, while those sea rats were out looking at crocodiles, she wouldn't be cleaning the boat. She'd be looking on Instagram at photos of food and have a half a dozen cookbooks out, because she thinks she had what it takes

to take over the cooking. I think she'd be passed out from pills or that. Hey, I don't know, she might like girls too. Fuck up. Guys, I've been sober for 15 years. I haven't had a drop of liquor in 15 years Are you on the sand ex right now? It's not alcohol whatever it is. I'm sober

Okay, so So true so true so So true so true so Yes, while the guests slurp down sigs and booze in rob our captain jace cleans up the maggots Let's get to Ryan breaking down the psyche of the chiefs do he says to mag to there's always one person They like in one person they pick on that's what chiefs do is do and It was in this moment where I realized he's just talking out of his and And it was in this moment where I realized he's just talking out of his ass and these two are such losers.

Now, I understand this pattern has bubbled up before we have seen Kate, Favor, Josiah, and Pick on Caroline. But torment. But torment. Yes. Like, kind of black- site waterboarding kind of crazy shit You have two options lever kill yourself, but This is just I do a quote I believe this is just him talking out of the different show

So Jamie and Culver earnestly try to learn how to hot cha cha Just so bizarre Jamie is so weird. More fuck Mary Kill and then we get to the losers trying to, I don't know. Ryan and Magda, the two most useless hated people on this boat think they're going to, again, you surf the only person who was asked back to kind of kick off this franchise.

You guys are expendable. Asha is lovable. Well, they're engaging in, I didn't learn this till the tour company business. They're engaging is, is that another burp? Was that a burp? I didn't burp. You guys are fucking, your throats are disgusting tonight. What, and I didn't even think about, I did it right in the mic.

He's right to be obsessed. He's right to be honest. I didn't even hear it. Well, you were talking, I burped right in the mic. Okay. right to be obsessed. He's right to be obsessed. I didn't even hear it. Well, you were talking, I burped right in the mic. Okay. They're engaging in what I learned in the tour businesses. If we have the same enemy, we might just be friends. And so they are trying to align themselves with each other.

That's not what he's doing. He's trying to fuck her. Oh, well, failing miserable. And that. And also keep your enemies. And that enemy enemies closer didn't Didn't originate in the Hollywood tour bus business. It was actually sun zoo Yeah, I'm tough war right right, but it was principles are the same at the end of the evening when

Two me goes in rats. I'm getting ahead of myself. I apologize, but Ryan's like putting his head on mag to shoulders Oh, yeah, I saw he's like you okay Ryan Putting his head on Magdisholders. Oh, yeah, I saw that. He's like, you okay Ryan Go home and beat off man. She's not turning and kissing you you guys are not hooking up You failed conclusively. I could see them if he did get like a real good paying chef job in Vegas Her marrying him and him getting cucked every night when he's working late Cooking up steaks at the club and she's off doing whatever I could see that happening. If they did end up hooking up and we don't know, maybe they will. She'll have a week moment as a producer for a little fun when they're sleeping and they did the deed, you know, the next morning.

Get a douche go over there and she lays in bed and rolls over. He wakes up and I'd say your dick does that to people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they'd be completely unsatisfying because Ryan would wake up and not know the difference. He'd be all right, see you out there, babe. Yeah, yeah. I love you. So you got to separate though, when you see these two

horrible employees kind of coalescing. This is how cancer grows, all right? Yeah. You got to cut it off. You got to remove it. You got to remove it. Well, speaking of removal, we get back to the table and I've finally gotten to the point where,

and I know that this is tough to say, but I'm ready to say it. If Ryan was gunned down, I would tip the person that did it. Yeah. Now there are far greater evils in this world. I don't wish death upon Ryan, but if he was riddled with bullets, I would golf clap a little bit.

The way he speaks to this waitress is among the most disgusting things that he's done on the show. We're getting close to a list of 100 at this point. But this woman is taking his order and like a child who is mentally ill, he says, I want fries and I want sirloin too, some kind of sirloin or filet too, and just doesn't even look at her. How about please and thank you, you bag of vomit.

This is again, people who really work in the service industry are not rude to wait staff. They may be short, but they're not rude like this. They always appreciate what these people are doing for them because they know what it's like. This guy is a fucking fraud. M. Night Shammy, man, the sea rats had a painful experience that affected them psychologically. It's a very sad story. We covered it, but he just tells it very dramatically. He says, I had no idea what was in store for me when I went to that pool that day. Culver says, you've got a protector element that we didn't know about. One, no. Two. How is that applicable? one no

two how is that applicable you're stuck in rent a cop hey um how long we been going too long how long 50 oh okay think about 50 but we're wrapping it up here okay so the

losers get why I had a story a similar story to him but I'll save it for another time it's 8 30 I think you can't I think you can go unless you're trying to to him, but I'll just save it for another time. It's 8.30, I think you can go, unless you're trying to get out of here, but I mean, it's only PMZ. 50. I'll save it for another time.

All right, so the losers get back together and they try to stay in their mutiny against the only recurring cast member. And I've said it so many times, I apologize. And to me, the Golden Rule, Jesus said it, don't be a fucking rat, but I'm glad that she did. To me goes to Asha and she tells her everything that these two morons have been saying about her. And when she gets back, Ryan says,

what were you doing in the bathroom? What were you doing in the bathroom? Is it wrong for me to be this aggressive towards the people of Philadelphia? Because I know that there's probably some good eggs and bad eggs, but like... Well, you'd have to explain what Magna was doing. They're both engaging in the same horrible behavior. I know, but the used guys and the wooder and the hoogies and the whiz. It's just, you see the city and I understand Pennsylvania has a lot of history, but it's just so fucking disgusting. They throw batteries at Santa Claus.

Their most popular attraction is broken. What's that? They ready to bill? Uh-huh. That's funny joke. So they get back to the boat and poor Asia is just so upset. She's so sensitive. She feels so deeply.

And a fuck face over here is this. And of course has a mature approach. He gets out of his bunk and he goes and he consoles Asia and he apologizes. No I'm kidding. He says I wanted to know about Tumi's character and I finally figured it out like he's Edison getting struck by some idea And then electric eating and I was in which I could see I'm doing I just learned about that and I didn't think Pat was right at Google it Because Benjamin Franklin I thought found electricity, but it was Thomas Did you watch the footage? No, I

avoid it did Did you watch the footage no I Benjamin Franklin did started the started had that key up in the cloud. Yeah, Thomas had us into the light bulb People say stole it from that other guy But right but he but Thomas Edison did electrocute pretty much animals pretty much every invention was stolen from some poor Fuck that came up with it for oh, yeah, and then it got the person invented it was just just had a good patent lawyer. Right exactly. So Chumie ends the episode He he invented like this roto tiller. It was it was really really Utilitarian tool, but he just couldn't get off the ground But would have helped farmers quite a bit. Yeah, well snooze your fucking lose next grandpa He's trying every every Easter I'd get the update on how

Grandpa's invention. No, that's awesome. He's much more productive member of society than fucking Ryan who heads up stairs and begins screaming at Toomey about how she betrayed him. She doesn't give a fuck. She ends the episode with an MVP moment and says those three beautiful words episode with an MVP moment and says those three beautiful words. Suck my dick. That was tight. So tight. Also, my grandpa is a lot more accomplished in Ryan because he was on, uh, he's in the army during World War II. And he played catcher ahead of Yogi Barra on the army team.

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