Another Below Deck Podcast - Night One Vomit w/ Gabriela Barragan

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

Dylan, Nick and Pat are back for a BRAND NEW SEASON of Below Deck Sailing Yacht. We talk the power of the crostini, dump trucks, gossip, chuegy, Corey Feldman and we spend some time talking to our dear, punctual friend, 2nd Stew Gabriela Barragan.  Subscribe to our Patreon for our coverage of Below Deck Sailing seasons 1 & 2 AND Love is Blind Season 2.  https://patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork Video of this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgRn46VevjnBrp5A4tgiqw Merch: AnotherMerchStore.com Go to MagicMind.co and use promo code LEE or GLENN for 25% OFF  Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code BELOWDECK for 20% OFF and FREE shippingThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5727246/advertisement

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Saddle up next to one real necklace Davis oh, hey matey had produced the podcast over there behind my glasses Permission to come aboard permission granted my glasses. Permission to come aboard. Permission granted. Permission granted. Guys, a new voyage. Nice. She's on the horizon. It's a big, big season for us. I think this is the first time we've put sailing out on the free feed for the Cheep O's. If you are a cheap boat, go to patreon.com slash another podcast network. Where we have love is blind and the past two seasons. Oh, blood Xailing yet. Deli not don't sleep on that down under below deck is coming up in like the next two or three weeks. You will not be getting that No, you're gonna be paying for that an impossibility that you'll get that for free

So that's a patreon.com slash another podcast that worked. Don't be a cheap. Oh, so and if you're not already Subscribing to your 70th streaming service is actually gonna cost you $15 a month because you will also need peacock. All right so we have a big episode tonight we have a big season one of the reasons why I say we have a big season guys please stop pouring your malt liquor into golden governments. We're watching Love is Blind. All right So we are the pack get stuck. Okay. So it's a big season for us because a huge announcement. We have finally somehow snuck through the wall.

We are behind enemy lines. And Bravo has not thrown us into a kind of POW type camp for this, but rather embraced us into their court. We have a symbiotic relationship now. We're going to be friends with Bravo. We're going to put down our blades for at least one season of Blow Deck Nick. I've actually always thought they're kind of the height of network television. Nowadays they put out the best stuff.

Every decision they've ever made has been a cogent thought out and honestly all Fortune 500 companies should take a page out of Bravo's book because they're the best company ever and I love their TV shows. Yeah, they've never done anything wrong. And I cannot be bought, not once. To watch that last season of real housewives in New York. So that means that we will be having a season chock full of guest interviews We'll try to get everybody on the season. Well guest interviews by they would think you mean oh yes on the boat Excuse me crew interviews. No the actual cast the actual sea rats that you were witnessing throughout the season

We'll be appearing on this show because Bravo and this network have laid down our sword. So look forward to many interviews with many sea rats, including one tonight. We spoke to our mortal enemy, one Gabriel Baragan, the person who taught us so much about the yachting industry the first time she came on and slept through the second time she was supposed to come on. We love her very much. Let's see if we put down our swords in an interview coming later.

Guys, first episode, PSAs are out of the way I feel. Yeah. Have we talked about Love is Blind? Just kidding. Thoughts are not. How do we feel about the thoughts and the knots, Pat? Oh, it's tough because that intro package of what we're going to see for the season was so fantastic. It was sea rats just sea ratting it up. I think we got a shot at a couple orgs best looking crew on below deck ever.

Ball of snakes type stuff. Oh, yeah. Do they were on the boat for six hours? They tried filling holes. Right, right, right. It's wonderful. And then we got that drama at the tail end of the episode and we cover that in the interview with Gabby. Why are you talking like Sam? I don't know. Okay. It puts, and you're not?

100. 100 knots. Yeah, well Nick, pretty much everything Pravos ever put out is 100 knots. But, but it just- You've not one season with Ebony K Williams. Just just put in perspective every- when I talk about these episodes and I don't give it a hundred knots,

that's only within the bubble of Bravo, which all the stuff they do is a hundred knots. Right. But it's like a Francis Ford Coppola movies, you know. Yeah. They're all so good. What an incredible first day of school. popular movies, you know. Yeah, they're all so good. What an incredible first day of school.

I felt like my family took me to Europe or something to some sort of boarding school and I didn't get to see my best friends, but I came back and we were so excited to see each other. Honestly, there's gonna be drama, there may be balls nays, although I don't think it's gonna get as weird as you think it might get. I don't think.

A lot of people fucking each other. I don't, I don't think it's gonna get as weird as you think it might get. I don't think- A lot of people fucking each other. I don't think anybody's getting impregnated this season. I don't know about that. But nonetheless, what I loved about this episode was the combrottery and the sheer joy that Daisy, Colin and Gary saw when they made each other. And Glenn, he loved them all. They're a big, happy family.

Glenn and Gary need their own online series in the off season. It would be unbitured because there would be some content that you'd get deplatformed for. But nonetheless, 100 knots. Yeah, I'm gonna raise a glass and echo the same sentiment that Nick did. It was incredible to see the core four

put their rings together and fucking set. Let's drink. It was incredible to see the core four put their rings together and fucking set. Let's say it was incredible. Glenn in season one had that weird couple of pageant and Sierra. They're no, you know, they're fine people, but they're no Gary. They're no Colin, you know, they're fine people, but they're no Gary, they're no calling, you know, Gary, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're fucks. All right. Smokers, cough. Okay. In appropriate, come on to co-workers, right? Be in a really nice guy in ponytail. Right. Fucking, ho, all right. With our powers combined. So, oh, I get it, you're all putting your rings in there. Those four are the four of seahorse. Okay.

I watch is going on. Hat, we have to get into the episode. We are back, ladies and gentlemen, 90 pots. We are setting sail dishes. We'll be flying out of cabinets. Glenn will be slaughtering people in the sea rats. We'll be fucking in sucking. We begin our journey at Port Mayhan, a beautiful seaside village

that Glenn will ram his boat into at some point. Gary is first on board and he's been there for a while. He's looking more like a trucker named Gretchen than ever before. He's a tough bitch. But we get a little backstory on the fact that Gary has been with Glen for some time now. He admired his work ethic and his, uh, mullet so much that he asked him to stay on in this place that Glen so loves. He has a place there actually. Yeah, so Glen gives us a little history on why he fell in love with Spain. He's not very forthright about why he found purchase here. He said it was the vistas and the food, but we all know that it was probably the sloppy

policing and easy access to very deep points of water, but he's very passionate about the city. Tell him glad you said that. So many pained parents in that area that will never see their beloved daughters again. I wonder if Glenn will give us a peek in that apartment at some point. I bet there's a basement.

Regardless, I still love the man. He's one of the best captains on the show. You have to forgive people. 100%. Yeah. You know, as you pointed out at the top of the show, he's been behind a paywall. It's only like maybe a couple thousand people

No, we're hitting we have a running bit of Glenn being a vicious vicious serial killer who targets vulnerable women of the night Well, let's explain his process He's one of the most even-killed nicest logical human beings Basically 24 seven and from the camera. He's the nicest guy He handles things as you would hope a manager or a person in leadership would But no one's perfect What do you do to I don't know burn the midnight oil or unwind? Unwind get some of that some of that anger out. Yeah, it kills prostitution Europe

That's our theory. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it will have a glen on and we'll get to ask about it. Yeah, yeah, really liking forward to that. Well, we're working with Bravo now. All right. So our white murderous whale. I don't know if we are any longer. So we do learn that Gary's been under his tutelage. They've been busy.

Unfortunately, their fun has to take a bit of a break when Daisy comes aboard. She is back and as Irish and dependable as ever. You know what I mean? Daisy doesn't, you know, I like Daisy a lot, but you know, she's a straight man on this show. I felt like last season, and maybe she would, I felt like she just loved gossip so much and oftentimes things were going smoothie and she would find a problem where there wasn't one

So we'll see what happens when she's coming in already liking her co-workers like it was it was this weird like A virgin to Gary her rival the other department had a last season, but now they're they're gonna fucking haunt you They're gonna be boyfriend and girlfriend soon. So anything More on Daisy before we get to Chef Marcos. Oh, let's get to Marcos. All right, so Chef Marcos has a, you know, he's well-practiced in the culinary arts. He has a food truck.

What was he called again? Meets LA. Or, no. Shit, I fucked it up. All right, so many people. ML eats. You're not gonna believe this. The wife is watching the show.

She's not into Belodeck as much as me. We're watching it together on- But she saw him on Chopped one time. No, she hired his company. This is like, he underplayed, he downplayed, it's a food truck. Like this is a business that caters like a list celebrities and shit.

Yeah, so, you know, people could obviously hear food truck or catering and think, you know, less than, you know. Think of guys that are like hanging sheet wall and then you walk out to a truck with food at it. That's not this. They sling tortoises and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or hot dogs.

And I don't doubt the tacos are good, but you shouldn't be serving the wealthiest people in the world. Well listen, many great, great foods can be consumed from a food truck, you know, i.e. Gidea tacos, you know, West Avala. You know incredible stuff like that, but I will say that pasta and plantain sounds fucking gross as shit, so we'll see About these sea rats. You know someone the other night was like, what do I what I would do to have some of chef Rachel's food?

And I said that was me. No, I don't it wasn't you Chef Rachel's food and I said, that was me. No, it wasn't you. But they said, oh, what I would do to have a meal cooked by her. That was me. That wasn't you, sorry. They said, well, what I would do to have a meal cooked by her.

And I said, you could just go out to a bunch of restaurants at Los Angeles. It's probably better. It's like a ton of, she says, she's a fucking chef on a boat. I understand that she's good for being a chef on a boat, but there are chefs on land and they're incredible. But she impressed former crab shack on her captain Lee Rushbar. What is his last name?

So, Ross douchebag. Someone, excuse me, so there's a difference between, the Voltagios and the Seerats. Anyway, speaking of Seerats, they began to trickle in. We meet my mortal enemy, Gabriella. She says that people who love her would describe her as a shit talker, Pat, you love her. How would you describe her?

Well, she's my kind of people. She's a ball buster. I think that's why we get along. We keep it real. I noticed on her first part of the episode, she's asking questions, mixing it up, getting to know people. A lot of people are quiet.

I'm not comfortable with that. I like someone that has questions. Right. No eye contact though. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Gotta keep the eyes left, right, up or down. Ooh, intimate. Right.

All right, anything on Ashley and or Kelsey? Ashley seems smart. Tom is already eyeing out, Ashley. I mean, these sea rats are on this boat for like four and a half minutes and they're like, oh, I think oh the guy fucka mate. Yeah so speaking of Tom he joins us from Lake Windermere. He's been in motor yachting with the only difference is the sailing and he says how hard can that be?

And that's what's so beautiful about this show. hiring this young man seems dangerous a liability. But very entertaining. Who cares about the wealthy sliding into the ocean? We're here for it. Get the most inexperienced person you can and put him on the fucking donkey. See what happens So the man the myth the C dog is a board next calling is back a true gent a true island spirit Smoke sigs live and let live Was it good to see him boys? It was great to see him. He's a guy that I would hang out with Problem is once again. He's on this boat and he's coupled up. So we're not going to see him fill in any holes, okay? So he's dead weight as far as this podcast is concerned.

Right. But he's not dead weight because as we saw last season, though he's not involved in the drama, uh, he likes to cheat and his girlfriend in private. I don't know that for a fact. I was like a joke. I really like Colin. I don't want to be a spurtious name. But he still loves the drama and he's a gospel bed. He's a gospel bedch, but so am I. What do I need him for? I got you to because you're not on the boat, Pat. He's not on the boat, Pat.

He's stirring the pot. I watched Ashley and Glenn help dish the 411 on WWE HL with Andy in his clubhouse and they they did like this rapifier game who is the most on the boat and biggest potster both unanimous actually and Glenn both said Colin we knew that this I this I found interesting though worst work work ethic on the boat actually said Colin I've thought of him as like this staunch well I keep you alive on the boat. Ashley said, Colin, I've thought of him as like this staunch. Well, I keep you alive on the boat, Ashley. What's your tongue, dear?

Ashley's 23 and has no idea what he does. Yeah, he's down there looking at meters and stuff to make sure they don't run into. Oh, shit, they ran into a, I guess, yeah, he fucked up. Okay, Glenn said top. They show on the trailer, Dylan. So he interrupts, Colin interrupts a riveting conversation between Gabriela and Daisy, and we move on. So, before we move on, let's take a quick break to hear a word from a very important sponsor. Guys, you know it very well. It is the anti-procrastination drug. It is magic mind.

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speaking of the Corey Feldman concert. Can you guys on your way there kind of do a little like, just like talk about your feeling on the way to the concert? Yeah, yeah. Can I mention how I think it's a giant waste of time or are you gonna be okay with that? way there, kind of do a little like, just like talk about your feeling on the way to the concert. That's all I need. Yeah. Can I mention how I think it's a giant waste of time?

Are you going to be okay with that? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. I'm kind of in between you and Dylan Nick. Oh, there's definitely an element of wasting time, but I also think the extracurricular activity is kind of gives enthusiasm to our crowd and we'll make content out of it. And once you see Brian's fire at it, that he's going to do with all we're doing, you'll see my vision.

Yeah, join us on our history on where we're ambush and Corey Feldman tonight for dropping the price of his loves at 2.1 down to $220 when we did not, but did buy it at $350. We have to get back to the show. And it has been a, or it is, I guess, it's considered a waste of time, but it's a much larger waste

of money thus far. Okay. So Tom likes Ashley's gigantic breasts, and Ashley likes Tom's gigantic head. These two are going to be perfect for one another. They're both 23, they're both beautiful. I am looking forward to their matrimony. He really dried her up though.

You can all over the bathroom. I'm just saying. Don't get a hairy self naked. Come on. She said it on WWHL here, when she helped us to form a one-needys clubhouse. Yeah, she was saying, oh, that's such a young thing to do. We'll get to her.

She's very annoying. OK, so Glenn calls the crew together to tell them a few rules, no drinking, communicate well. If you see bottom of my clothes, keep your fucking mouth shut. But aside from that, everyone just behave like adults. You know, there is no talk of eating ass, there are no threatening envelopes

with zero plane tickets and then whatsoever. This is just a welcome. Let's all get along and work hard. There's no, if I catch you with your wacky app, you'll be swimming 20,000 leagues under the sea with a bottle of coke ramped up your fucking you know No doose bag talk right hey last time I'll bring up Ashley and Glenn helping dish the 401 and Andy clubhouse on wwhl But Glenn they did didn't play another rapid fire game with him and they asked him what he would do in these

situations that arose with Captain Lee and one of them they asked him was what would you do if you had some fucking pervert with mental issues Taking his pants off in public all the time and glad said if you heard about it one more time he'd be off the boat What what was that Jake? Oh Jake. That's right. Oh, yeah, Jake But yeah, Glenn went to stood for that. He was tossed. That I believe falls under the bounds of embarrassing the boat and yourself. Yeah, but he doesn't say it expressly. He just knows that they're adults and if they don't, know that they can't get naked in public every time

they go out, they'll be fired. So anyways, Kelsey, we hear of Monos and Cats and cool. I can't get a read on her. I don't know if she's a rich girl or if she was brought on a rich person's vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, right, yeah, as a friend and then she starts working on the boats.

Yeah, she wealthy, I'm not sure. She was the least filmed in this episode. Am I right? Because I kept confusing her with Ashley for about like 10 seconds, I'm like's the least filmed in this episode. Am I right? Because I kept confusing her with Ashley for about like 10 seconds. I'm like, who is this person? Yeah, I don't know. It's Kelsey.

She's on the deck team. She seems funny. I think we'll get to know more of her as we progress. I think she's also challenging Gary, because Gary ain't into it. And it takes a lot for him not to be into something. Oh no, he'll find a way to get into it. She's one of the ARC.

You try to fuck himself in the mirror if he could. He'll be into it. She's one of the archetypes of Comedia del Andy on Blow Deck. She's the quirky stew. She's our Jess. She's our Caroline. Oftentimes backfires. I think in this case though, she's going to go into the radar because she's just a quirky weirdo

who does her job. She could be that Florida seerat the Gary did doggie style with it. Okay, so Daisy and Marco have a little chat. She approaches him with a little lead, kind of like foreboding and bracing for impact already. But that doesn't face Marco. He's cooked for Jay-Z, Shakira, Queen B, her husband.

Now hold on! Jenny from the block, which means I wrote down, he worked at a booth at Coachella. But evidently. Well, what he left out is that it was at a party that they hired his food truck for. Sure. They were all there at the same time.

These fucking people loved to pad their resumes. Oh yeah, you got to. Fucking got to, baby. But we'll talk about him. We'll talk to him and find out the severity of that lie later on in the season. So, anyways. Need to mean while? Need to mean while? Colin says Tom can call him whatever he wants.

I just say he's such a fucking seed dog. And then shit gets wiped and put away and we get a little little Gabby on Ashley. Now, I don't mean to, maybe that was Freudian. I are talking to one another. So Gabby is celebrating her one year anniversary in Yachting and telling Ashley that sometimes she falls asleep and misses obligations that she's agreed. I don't know. You leave her alone. I got it so hold on hold on

is it so this is when the interior uh... starts gets in no one one of it one another what's going on i'm starting to get his appointees worried that he's gonna miss right right uh... yeah i got to go see kory fellman in ten minutes uh... actually graduated college she worked her ass off and she states that now she uh she aspires to reach the mountain peak that is making drinks for rich people. Okay, we all have dreams.

So let's talk about that. Let's talk about that. So yeah, she got straight A's in high school, said she worked hard in college. I love that. Which means that the GPA dropped a little bit. But alas, she did become a C-Rat. Now, we're very practiced at this show. And we know that diving or delving further into the causation of her becoming a C-Rat,

is really, it'll just be anti-climactic. It's like finding out a magician's trick. It's like, oh, there's a magnet underneath the table. OK. We don't really need to. It's pain, oh, there's a magnet underneath the table. Okay. We don't really need to, you know, it's pain, divorce, you know, see what I heard. Nick pressed the napkin against the salt shaker so hard. It formed the shape of the salt shaker. So when he lifted it, you were looking at the quarter, but he actually just dropped

the salt shaker in his lap. Yeah, exactly. He's not levitating. He's just standing on one foot at a certain angle. It's very unimating. He's just standing on one foot at a certain angle. It's very unimersive. All right. I actually wonder though if Ashley, I'm hoping not. I'm knocking on wood. That below deck is not jumped the shark the way the bachelor has and this marvel universe of characters that is sprung up to become influencers is not infiltrating. Because from her Instagram actually seems to have been like a bottle service girl in Florida.

She meets someone on a yacht. They're like, oh, there's this show. You'd be perfect for it. And then so she have a high enough GPA for this kind of work. So I just hope she's sincere about why I need to the best stew she can be she probably is and we're all Look forward to getting to know more of her I feel so weird now that we're gonna talk to all these people, you know, no don't don't let that affect your performance All right, so the producers have set up a rival reef perfectly Gabby and Ashley will be fighting for pole position.

Seconds too. So Sierra at speak of sex and smut, anything on that, we'll get ball of snake stuff in no time. You guys have anything on this? Just I like that, we're talking about in the galley. I like that Marcos was a little turned off by all the sex stock. Marcos, Marcos lays, but he doesn't have to put fucking talk about it.

It's a Marcos or Marcos. I don't know. Marcos, okay. Marcos. I guess that makes sense. Why the S? It's not Marcos Polo. Why the S?

Well, there isn't what's on it. Your name's Patrick, right? It's hard to pronounce. Why the P's? I don't know. It's a great question. Okay. So, first and foremost, question though. Okay, so first and foremost, we have to get to the first and foremost of the season.

It is time. It is Marcos? Yeah. Oh, okay. For the preference. Shade Midag! I'm gonna take the music out and just have that. I really get to kick out of that 30 seconds of music. Okay, all right.

It also stretches the show. It stretches the show. Which we don't, which we don't. Either's plethora material, except tonight when we're about to see Corey Feldman. And we also cover Love is Blind, Patreon, and I can't ask for that. What'd be a bad episode title to just call this episode? We're gonna go see Corey Feldman. Might be a weird search.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. First app. We've never done sailing on the free fee, but I don't hate it primary mccordia young From Washington DC McCordy is a talented real estate investor at the top of the his game in the Washington DC area He has gathered his group of friends all hard-working business owners in real estate for the trivial lifetime to celebrate black entrepreneurship We have mccordy is business partner partner and former lover Newman Norman Is Norman the the one the character that hit on Gabby?

No, as we mentioned in this up come in was the ex lover McCordia was the one to get the name sir McCordia the primary McCordia was the one that accosted he said he has small day our dear friend Gabby or Archdemassist depending on who you talk to Not me I've forgiven her me too. He has gathered his group Norman and McCordia Have been split for several years But remain close in work and life. Yeah. Also joining is lethal.

That means they bought a house together and they can't get ready. I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. I feel like that. Yeah, okay. You know, why are you looking at me like that? I'm just saying you gotta go see Corey Feldman. We gotta get through this preference.

I know, I've let the man come on, it's the best part of the show. Yeah, probably exit after the preference sheet meeting. All right. And for the first... You want me to rush through the first preference sheet meeting. No, I don't, but for those who are confused, yes, Nick is getting up and leaving the first episode of the season to go beyond time for a Corey Feldman show at which there will be

37 people. And by the way, Nick, I'll be joining you when the opening band is wrapping up their seconds on. Warhammer. They told me Cory's the only one playing. They lied to you. They want you to show up early and buy drinks. That's how the club makes money.

You didn't hear the gentleman talk to? I talked to him yesterday. I said, hey, what time's Cory going tomorrow night? My boss is Colin. He's an A&R guy from, I said, hey, what time's Corey go on tomorrow? And my boss is calling. He's an A&R guy from, I don't know, some record company. He says he's playing here. Hey, we're in the middle of something right now, man.

Come on. I'm torn though, because I could talk about this. What, man? For longer. All right, back to the preference sheet meeting. My guy that I talked to with the whiskey, AKA the House of Corey built, did not lie to me. He's going on at nine sharp,

he's live streaming on his YouTube channel, he just released actually 8 p.m. Pacific, the comeback premiered it on YouTube, and I fucking missed it. I'm done, okay, I have to shut up. Also, joining is lethal. One of the top 20 producing real estate agents in Maryland. Yeah.

She can't wait for top-notch service throughout the trip. Alia, another realtor, loves meeting new people and experiencing life to the fullest. Yeah. She will be celebrating her birthday and with like a hip hop, we don't stop pajama party for night too. And are hoping to see the crew dress up as well. We talk a lot about the chuginess of the white parties, the highlighter parties, the silent discos.

I have not heard, there's, no, we've never heard of a hop and jump in pajama party. There's a, there's a worse sin than ch of a hop and jump and put a pajama part. There's a there's a worse sin than chugie evidently it's called stupid. Hey, Nick, did they also put on that preference sheet that they prefer a dump truck to back in and lower all the food they want. Holy shit. I mean, you're invagation. There is a point where you stop. Honestly, you're a little taken aback Dylan, but I will say their lack of consumption

was conspicuously missing from the preference sheet. Honestly, they should have been like, you know how like your idea of seconds, that's our adurbs. You didn't struggle through it. Say the word. I struggle through it. I'm riffing in the middle of the preference. She means this is the idea of this is fucking crazy.

We're on a high wire right now. Sorry, sorry. They're looking forward to beautiful scenery, flowing cocktails, and a five-star dining experience date to day two they want to pick dick. And that concludes the preference. What? Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum They too, they want a picnic. And that concludes the preference. You mean,

ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. Bam. So, and McCordy had deleted all his Instagram pictures. Okay, so a quick thing about this preference sheet meeting. It's been a couple weeks. Carlos hears all their dietary preferences and he is once again, not faced.

He's called Carlos. What? Did I? Yeah. Microgrations. That's a Markos says, um, you know, it's okay. I've been to DC. All right.

So, um, uh, we got a little sit down with the stews up next. Gabby is going to be tapped as seconds do. She gets to stay up all night while Gay Drunks hit on her and Ashley will be doing laundry, which is going to, I don't know, just leave Ashley I think unfulfilled. And that might lead to making mistakes, who knows? You do a lot of dumb shit when you're 23. So, the day is over. The day is over and that means the sea rats

can begin to drink before the sun goes down. There is an OG meeting about work ethic and company culture and that quickly devolves into who's gonna fuck one another. I loved it. Colin is such a gossipy bitch. It's 530 somewhere. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So Lord Windomere rolls up asking for a fucking SIGGI. Quick story, I was having a SIGGI the other night. We were walking to Barba Cari or whatever the fuck that place is. I love that place. Isn't that place incredible? Yes. Oh my God. Except the guy warned you when you walk up the stairs, I hit. I love that place. Isn't that place incredible? Yes. Oh my God.

Except the guy warned you when you walk up the stairs, I hit my head on the branch. Well, yeah, no, it's, it'll be chuggy soon. I'm pretty sure it's chuggy right now. The word chuggy is chuggy. It is. It's almost true. So we're walking there and we're enjoying a SIGGI

and I realize that my dear friend and I are blown smoke behind us and it's going into the face of this woman who's walking behind us at blowing smoke behind us and it's going into the face of this woman who's walking behind us at a really steady pace and she's cold out so she has a shroud on and she's kind of hunched over so I stop us and I say, please go through and I gotta hear what happens. It sounds like you were honestly about to be like tested whether or not you're gonna get into heaven No, no, no, she she reveals herself to be a gutter when she It was it was startling. I was scared of her because she kind of just like appeared

I'm from underneath that hood and ironically the reason she was so close to you is because she was trying to suck in that cigarette Oh, yeah, I said don't worry, I love cigarettes. Can I have one? And I said, what a mistake I've made. Out loud, she didn't find it funny. Let's get back to the show. Yeah, I'll get a band. Dylan, something to you to test on the board. The band was incredible.

Weave that tail that you just did. I told the bartender to make me whatever he wants as long as it had mezcal. And I see him pulling out all of the ingredients from my favorite drink, the last word, with gin, lime juice, maraschino, licor, and green chartreuse. And I see the mascara, and I see yellow chartreuse, and I see the lime juice, and I go, what is happening right now?

And he said, it's called the last Amigos. This is for you. I want a wonderful night. That's a great bartender, because- I'm gonna do $1 later. I assume that most time they get annoyed, and they're like, can't you get something off the menu? I'm not frustrated. We're we're we've got enough topic and I'm going to hit that R.

I've learned a lot. Let me I want to discuss the dynamic of this boat because this is the first time I've seen this. Obviously, there's a hierarchy of these people are the chiefs or the posts, or what have you. But this particular season because these guys are ready to party and fill holes, you know, the hierarchy. The OGs will call Gary and Daisy and Colin, right? They're talking about the baby searats, in which suckin' and fuckin' those little baby, it's like high school. They begin telling the underclassmen like, hey, I heard that.

Ashley likes you more than a friend. Right, right, right. No, I'm saying they're trying to get these guys to fuck. You're not going to believe this, but she's into you. Exactly. And later on, like, they even come in there and, uh, days, he and Colin share with the underclassmen, how they almost banged in the hot tub last, uh, in last, uh, I guess, last year in high school, right, charter, whatever. Right. They're setting the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For you guys, you're gonna fuck a lot. And then we might fuck you too, because we're seniors, and we get to do that. I had the same analogy, senior freshman. You did? Well, yeah, you brought that up at top of the show. I'm still in your idea. Oh, I didn't even, I was even referring to that,

but it was like first day of school, and I am a senior, and I'm not gonna finish that thought, but I don't have a thought thought except I had the same thought. I'm sorry. I'm going to bid you guys. I'm going to say Bon Voyage guys. Bon Voyage. That should be the look of tell when he was talking. He was torn. He was in two places. Do I stay and finish the premiere episode of our biggest franchise or do I get up and go see more hammer for two hours. Another podcast network. More hammer is going to see.

Or the best promo another podcast network has ever seen. Let me tell you something. If Cory Filman doesn't hit the stage a minute before a nine, 19, I will be up in that man's where the whiskey a go goes. As you lie to look out. Lee. All right. All right. We got we got to finish the show. Yeah. ass. Oh, you lied to me. Hey, look out, Lee. All right. We got to finish the show.

Yeah, I want to say, hey, before we move on, should we take a break to hear a word from our sponsor? Let's do that. Should we get to? Let's go to the Gabby area. We'll let's listen to a C-Rat. Sorry, this episode is so unorganized,

but there's a lot of moving parts tonight. And a lot of gold goblets, Brian's here are editor. It comes with a lot of shit at the race. So let's take a quick break and let's talk a lot of shit at the rate. We are. Quick break and let's talk to one, Gabriel Madagron. Say, Marigot's bad, sound bad Wi-Fi. Yeah. You remember how she didn't come to the last one? She was sleeping. Do you remember that?

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Oh wait speaking of pushing back are you pushing back right now? You were fast asleep for an appointment What are you doing and I don't even think we did that? Yeah, Gabby. It's good to have you seriously Yeah, you did it's good to see you again Yeah, so you're gonna see you guys my gods be by gone You're not mad that she flaked on us when she was supposed to come on the show last. Still very much so. But we need to work well with Gabby for one season of Below Deck. I wanted to get this out, so let's pretend we just saw.

Well, well, well. Look who decided to show up. Okay, now I'm putting it to bed. We're done. Thank you for being here. We are done. You had a lovely first showing. The first episode was fun. Ended up not being so fun for you. Great TV though.

Great TV. You were hit on by, I was very confused. Was he gay? It was a very confusing hitting upon a woman because he said he was gay. He said he had a tiny penis, but he was very, very intense. Maybe we put this right before the preference sheet meeting

within the episode, but yes, in fact, he is a homosexual man. He was dating before they came on the boat. He was dating Norman. They have since broken up, but they were there. They still have a great working relationship. All right, we're gonna get there, because I wanna hear.

Should we have her speak? Yeah, she're gonna get there. Because I wanna hear. Should we let her? Should we have her speak? Yeah, she's on the shelf. Okay, yeah. All right, you start with a question. Yeah, I'm all the time. You go with a question. All right, first off Gabby, great.

You guys, I'm still adjusting my lighting, hold on. And I'm sorry, you had to see the ring light. What are we gonna say Patrick? Where are you right now? You look like you're a, you're being a C-rad on a boat somewhere. Where are you? I am absolutely look like you're a you're being a sea rat on a boat somewhere. Where are you? I am absolutely a sea rat 100% I'm on a boat in St. Thomas and

I'm sorry. How to see the ring light just there. I'm a bit embarrassed but my tanning and the lighting looks great What we're gonna ask well? I was just asking where the hell you were So this is the crazy thing about this show is we see you guys on TV and a lot of America goes hey they're on TV they must be millionaires like you know what bravo is a big network or something. Well you see people on TV you think like they're doing well or something like that. They don't realize that these people are on this show below that. Please Google West's network. West's net worth. West's net worth. I'm sure he does well. Doesn't he own his own business?

Oh, yeah. Right. But we were just laughing. We were just laughing the other day. We found out that his net worth online is like $300,000. Oh, yeah, yeah, nice. What is are you saying that that's not real? I'm saying that well, it probably is who's probably being modest.

But Google mine, if it says $1, that would be very accurate. There you go. Yeah, so this is a shaky start. So the implication is that she's not doing well. That's what you're saying. No, the implication is the implication. What we're witnessing is we're seeing Yachties actually work on boats. This isn't like some fake TV show. They're gonna get get done filming and they're going to have to jump on another charter or another charter season. So we're getting authentic people on television. Thanks Pat. That's basically what I was getting at because you guys just said that I'm doing well because you're on TV.

That's what the audience thinks. I am doing well, but do we have money? Sometimes not really. Okay, Ben and I are sisters. Can we lighten it up and talk about how you were sexually harassed, please? Oh yeah. Okay, so we were talking about it off mic.

You are a vet with this kind of disgusting behavior. You worked in bars for a very, very long time. So I'm sure that you were able to dip Dodge dive in whatever the other three or four or five are from that one movie about Dodgeball. That's a Dodgeball. Yeah, it's a Dodgeball. That's a Dodgeball.

So was this, I know we're gonna end on a cliffhanger, but what were the feelings going through you when you were being assaulted with this kind of gross, gross talk? Well, if you guys couldn't tell by my defeated body language what I was going for, then you're not very observant. Secondly, I think I've been here before, but what was not comfortable is that this is like a super yacht and this is a primary. So I was just really not used to that in this setting. Yeah, it's usually a trash poor friend of the past. Yeah, it's

true. It's probably you're probably conflicted because he was the guy that was paying for it when it's usually the bro who got, you know, who tagged along and he sells sneakers. Gabby, sorry to interrupt you, but what that was one of the questions was, is this a common thing? Like, you know, they got these people with a bunch of money, a guy of a certain age, and he thinks his money, these paying for this vacation also includes that you're going to go along with this nonsense. So this isn't common to you on this level of yacht.

Well, not for me, but it does happen. I've been proposition before, but they were at least offering me money Right. Oh wow romantic. Wow The the the the first time we talked to you on our on our show before we even knew that you were a cast member was You told us about like you got in some trouble for The most minor of quote-un, talking back to a charter guest. In this moment, I'm sure that was running through your mind,

but did you have at all, because I thought you handled it well and you kind of told him what was up and you said that's a little inappropriate, were you emboldened at all by being on TV and maybe you might have handled it differently if the cameras weren't there? Absolutely not. I think I handled it as I would in any and any setting in any position. I've ever held the next morning

Oh spoiler never mind. No, no spoilers No spoiler You can you I like what you said you think you did it the same as you would have regularly. I would have done it the same as I would anywhere at Soho House in New York City at a dive bar and fucking San Diego. I would have been like you need to go. Yeah. Yeah. You know Soho House is Chugino. Yeah I do. I know. Yeah. Okay. So I have to say Dylan. Honestly Dylan. I don't know what we need to do to work through this. Yeah We're gonna have to work that do I need to a five-star Michelin restaurant? No, no, no and Gabby Michelin only goes up to three you know that but we are fine

We are fine. I was just taking a shot at so at soho house not you yeah. Yeah. Yeah All right, I have a question about our actually a listener did so mark it. Marcos seems like an amazing chef. Was he cooking for you guys on this charter? Wow. What a delight that it was cooking for us and He was cooking for us and he was also making us our own separate meals Unfortunately, I didn't get to eat them when they were like fresh out of the oven because I was too busy working Right. And I got very pissed when I saw everyone else eating them and you'll see that later, stay tuned. Right.

But like his food is fucking amazing. Yeah, he seems like he's got it together. He's like in the below deck world, It's like him and chef Rachel are like Wow Okay, hopefully PR from Bravo allows that to get through I am I love how you taunt the person who's on the zoom show Yeah, I'll go ahead. I just I am immediately I mean, I'm no culinary expert like Dylan But I was impressed by what Marcos had to offer and I'm intrigued by the fact that he is an LA food truck, and I

will be taking what do you, when people go to Mecca, what's that called? A pilgrimage. A pilgrimage to Ataxi. To Ataxi. What is the American Trail? I will be taking a pilgrimage to AtmeetsLA finding out where his truck is. Everybody follow Marcus' truck.

Now I know we don't have Gabby for a long time, but I got a couple more questions. All right, one of the great parts. Ask one of them. Okay, one of the best parts of the episode was the fact that you guys decided to put one on. The first day. I mean, you guys do each other for six hours

and now you guys start partying. That's cool, nice. Yeah, well understood, right? All right, so Gabby, is that something that happens when you, is that something commonplace for your first day or second day on a charter? I wish I could say no, but also, I have been in trouble for drinking too much the night before charter on a different boat without any cameras

so it's a definite No, no and like It's even an unspoken you do not drink the night before charter. So we've really Wucked up. Yeah, it was wonderful TV now. I would I would a blame and I'm Glenn a little bit he gave a bunch of sea wrap Think six oh my god, he gave a bunch of sea rat six inches of rope and they took a yard Flatulant is I think specifically out of the butt out of rack dumb It's out of the rack. Yeah, he does have plenty of those issues too. But you can't hear that. So, anyways, the issue with drinking a board, a yacht like this is of course your employer

does not want you to be grossly hung over to the point of needing to be hospitalized the next day. But the unique position on the boat is that if your boss does happen to have a Lord Windomir kind of a zombie step on his face, he can get up and see what's actually going on. You know, your boss and on land can't really see what you guys do with the Corey Feldman show the whiskey at gogo the night before. But Glenn can't witness all of it. Now, last question.

Glenn is the greatest captain in Bravo's below deck universe, the Cosmere of below deck. Despite his appetite for blood, he is an incredible, incredible captain. We're going to see if that's going to fly with Bravo. I think we just let Leslie, just lightly allude to it. Like you just did. We all know about his thirst for blood. Gabby, how was Glenn, I guess, let's not talk about it in broadly speaking,

but that first night, how do you think Glenn handled that? I thought that he handled it perfectly, very cool, very calm, very collected, but just the right amount of flame. How are you gonna ask me a question and then input your Great question you you listen to us great question. I got I black out sometimes when I'm Fireburn Gabby okay ballbuster. Yeah, she she's funny maybe I'm a little bit off about how you guys talk shit about me when I didn't show up to the fucking

last meeting now I got it out fine everything fine what a good character trick to lash out at those you wrong haha haha what you think about Glenn night one how he handled that I think I he handled ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, yeah, I know wasn't and it was scary and I thought I was gonna get murdered Glenn's like the stern father who like he's you always know he can get mad at you But he doesn't usually so if he is you like you said you realize you fucked up. Yeah, you fucked up if he catches you He's a type of he's a type of father that would say like I'm not mad at you. I'm just disappointed That's even worse all right, so I don't think to be disappointed. Right, right. You know what I'm saying? That's even worse.

All right, so I don't think this is a spoiler or she'll give a spoiler away. All right, we love yawning. It's our favorite incarnation of this particular franchise. I mean, last season, we got a baby C-Rat out of the season. We got a baby C-Rat. We got a baby out of this. All right, if that is a 10, this coming season

that we're about to watch, from one to 10, if having a baby, two sea rats mating and making a baby, sea rat is a 10, what have we gotten store for us this season as far as rating? Well, I'm pregnant, I don't know who the father is. It's a fucking another 10. That's an 11, if I've ever heard one, Gabby. I have one more question. I have one more question. Okay one more question Because we're probably gonna have a lot of eyeballs on us from below deck. Do you watch love is blind Gabby?

No, not yet, but I like listening to your podcast I want to because yeah because like you said we do a podcast on it patreon.com such another because like you said, we do a podcast on it at patreon.com such another podcast network. Yeah, thank you so much for joining us from wherever you are. We forgive you. We're excited to see you throughout the course of the season. We'll talk to you very, very soon. And when you're in LA, next time, let us know when to when you want to meet up. And then we'll see if you fall asleep or not. I really do. I

really do forgive you. Dylan, I really. I really Dylan. I really love your enthusiasm Yeah, and the like don't in your voice. We talk to me. I can't wait to talk to you again. I'm really looking forward to it Thanks a lot Gabby. All right. We'll see you talk soon Thanks guys. Bye. I have a good night. You too. Bye All right, so that was fun. Yeah, Next gone. Yeah, he's got. He's as we mentioned, easy gone to see Cory Felt. Hey, before we went to break to hear that interview, I was kind of making that the scenario here on this boat is it's high school and Gary calling in days or seniors and then some of the young new staff aboard are the freshmen and my point to this is at some point Ashley who is apparently a freshman or a sophomore tells Tom who's also a freshman and Gary she's

open to blowing both of them under the the uh... the call that that we watch a football game on it the bleachers the bleachers yeah or something like that yeah thanks for continuing with this high school thing that's really beautiful the sub taxes there uh... but uh... gerry might edgy melt because he's the the senior he's drunk and he's a womanizing alphapies of shit well yet so let's quickly drill down on ashley so she says that she usually goes for guys that are over 30 and she says it with a very yucky drip She has the false confidence of

Pretty privilege. She is at the peak of her grip on on one of the most valuable currencies on planet earth You know thousands of ships have been launched for this kind of shit She's absolutely delusional. Her reality is broken. But Tom may, you know, he may be 23, but I feel like he is a wise boy. Lord Windomir says that if Gary and Ashley have a thing, he must back away.

He understands the pecking order here. Not to be too animalistic about it, but it's just not smart professionally to go after the girl that your boss is interested in. But especially if it's Gary. Well, he will get blackout drunk in two hours. So good point, maybe he's not a wise boy. Can you yank down this microphone so I can see your face?

I usually never get to look at you. Oh, nice. All right. So I got to think about this because I did a timeline for these sea rats. It's the first six hours we've seen them. Now we got 12 weeks of whole filling, okay? They are sea rats.

Let's pump the brakes on the first six hours having to fill holes on the first nut. Well, we have, no holes were filled. Well, it's because Glenn intervened. Okay. That's a good point. Not to get ahead of myself. Well, yeah, the flirting is really, really, they're laying it on pretty thick. Well, I'm actually going to ask Gary to stick her, his tongue down, his smoker cough, tongue down to throwing a minute later. But get this, I got this idea, I got this idea. And if I'm owning one of these boats like the parcels or whatever it's called, the bill parcels three, We know sea rats are going to suck and fuck each

other. That's what they do. Right. And many times they're doing it when we got paying customers aboard. You know what I mean? Not many times. It's never happened once. Oh, no, they're sucking. Oh, well, that ball board. Yeah. They're aboard. Yeah. We need pro activity. Here's what you do. We know what they're prone to. So we put all the sea rats. Drugs out all sex might. Mostly alcohol in a hotel for two, four weeks. And we let them bang the bejeeves at each other. And then we let them on the boat. What was that? What did we say? Tell us what happened in like, what was that silly town called? What was it called? It was like Vigs or something. Like there was some town they all went to.

What happened in Vigs? Or I don't remember. I don't remember what the test goes. I want to help. I don't know. Join us on Facebook. Let us know that we got that very, very wrong by we, I mean me. So the flirting, as I said, was very heavy. She goes, what's my reward for making your bed?

He says, I'll give you a high five, but it'll be one of those good ones. It'll make a loud slap. She says, I's my reward for making your bet? He says I'll give you a high five, but it'll be one of those good ones. It'll make a loud slap. She says I can think of something else that would make a loud slap. It's just like, wow, oh my God, this is pretty heavy for day one. So the guests aren't getting picked up until 3 p.m.,

so you know what that means. Sea rats are gonna suck down as much booze as they possibly can. So Ashley and Gary have a chat. She once again talks about how she likes older guys and they have a cheeky, cheeky kiss. Now Tom is black out and ready to step on Glenn's face to get a good night's sleep. No, I'm kidding.

He goes into the captain's room and says he doesn't feel well like he's been cut in half and doesn't realize it. You know, like he's, I don't feel well. What's wrong? I don't, I don't feel well. But he then begins throwing up in the bathroom and says, cat, and I'm not going to lie. I need to sleep on down low somewhere.

And Glenn is saying, or thinking, if there wasn't such a bountiful amount of flesh out there, I would say I'm too old for this. Well, he said to himself, I'm never gonna let this happen again, but Glenn doesn't kill men. He kills European prostitutes. So I'm confused why he's so confident about this.

But let me say this, Glenn, when this is happening five feet from his fucking head, this is the guy that runs the boat who's in his 50s, sharing a room with someone in this video. He goes back to his iPad reading. I'm pretty sure his search, if we looked at his search, it would be how to move a body.

Well, it was definitely a white sheet on a crime scene cleanup. And if you are going to step on his face while he is doing important research, that is where he draws the line. Okay, that's when he's going to get out of bed and do some corrective measures. So he marches upstairs and the mission impossible music plays. He shuts everything down. Now, there are again, there are no sayings about dragging your dick through glass or shoving wires up your ass. Just stern. I'm 60.

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So the sun rises, Gary once again does this thing where he flirts with girls and he hooks up with them and then he goes, I didn't hook up with anyone and I wasn't flirting with them either. He's, that's like the hot route that he uses every single morning after he wakes up and has done something silly. So Ashley, after everyone is welcome, I've said about Tom Puking is such a young person thing to do

Ashley you're a child. You're a child with with Giant boobs. It's a really strange combo, you know, I'm your Instagram out You I feel gross. I show research. I Still I still feel gross. Show research. So, Glenn walks into the mess. And we kind of get a good, the bad, and the call-in kind of situation here, where Tom and he are staring once, one down,

Glenn once again, perfect amount of flame, perfect amount of torching, makes it known that that is pretty serious what you did last night. You're not going to get fired over it, but you should be embarrassed and you need to go clean the bathroom immediately. Love it. Love it.

I think it's pretty pathetic that Tom, the second he got up and got his shit together, wouldn't clean the bathroom. That's the first thing you got to do. You're living with someone. This is your boss. He's 23, he's blacked out. He had no recollection. He got dressed to start walking around the boat. First thing you had to do. He got his toilet. And his main thing was getting defensive about where he had thrown up. You know, he was like, I didn't throw up on Glenn. I threw up all over his bathroom.

What are you talking about? Asshole. Don't put that evil on me. So the guests arrive aboard parsnips. They tell Marcos that he better be fucking ready. We get our first tour of the same boat we've had for three seasons. It's very exciting. Cherry pointed out they got new finishes. Alright, so snacks hit the table. A stunning display of Cristinis with Manchego and Cherizo. We also get caramelized scallops and mango and chili amade'm a Rio, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, but setting fireworks off nonetheless. I give it 88 pots, a marvelous start. Yeah, to Marcos. This is how it should be when you go on that boat. I haven't seen this level, even with Rachel,

like, I guess there's like, there's a cheese board. A cheese board? Like, no, no, no, no. There was some love put into this. Absolutely, small stage, but the flavor is dance and then off fireworks. Bam. Bam! So, eight pots. this absolutely small stage but the flavors dance and then off fireworks Bam Bam!

So, can we get to- Can we get to when this fucking idiots Enjoys trying to kill every- Probably not, I gotta keep going so the sales- oh yes, exactly where we are So the sales go up the deck crew has no clue what's going on and then we begin to tilt and you know what that means knives fly everywhere And so do innocent, high paying bodies. I wanna say this, how about some seat belts? Okay.

Because this is fucking dangerous. So dangerous. I realized when as a kid in a toy store with this, but you have to weigh your passion over maming innocent people. Yeah, the glasses turn into grenades when we start to tilt. So it's very dangerous. Neptune is a very merciless, merciless, fickle bitch. So anyways, someone yells on the king of the world

after that is yelled, they are asked to do the Titanic thing, just a note. More Ashley stuff, she can smell that Gary would be good and bad at one point, she says. Someone's father is very proud right now. So number one one holy fuck uh... and two maybe you know depending on how much boost he's he's thrown down you know uh... he could be good but he could be you know ramming an earthworm india you never know so

blend is eating lavish it's like an Armenian matz, I think, or Middle East. By all the time I like it. The guest sit down for, oh, it's just a very cute moment, such a Glenn moment. The guest sit down for dinner and that is when the first glass of wine spills and when Kelsey flosses her teeth with her hair, which is fucking crazy. It is a known fact that one of the worst smelling things on planet Earth is freshly flossed plaque. It is disgusting. You have to wash your hands after you floss because you're just up in them bones in your mouth. I'm getting my teeth cleaned on

Friday. Get your teeth cleaned every eight months. It's gross for people around you. All right, so let's get to dinner. First up oyster deliciously plated frivolous balsamic on the rim, but you know, whatever. Ideally, you want to put on the plate that which will contribute to the flavor of the dish, but I don't want to be nitpicking. It's a classic, simple, elegant way to kick things off, ginger and cucumber, you know,

and then we begin to go down hill. Oh, is that right? Big time. Next up, we get the surf and turf of appetizers that is sc Caprazi. This one's got Balsamic foam. So, the Caprazi counter is at one on episode one, which means that we will,

let me take that again, Brian, Brian, cut that out. Or just leave it in, I don't care. So the Caprazi counter is at one on episode one, which means that we will be at about 50 of the plates of food hitting the table before we're going to eat. This is avocado toast. A hundred per cent, and then we continue to go downhill. For the main course, we have one of Qatar Airlines in flights for business class. It is filet with red wine reduction that is too thin.

It's raw-shacking in the olive oil. And it kind of do ponds spill kind of way. And we've also got cauliflower, gritton, which is, I didn't say that word right, but it's something that should never be made unless specifically requested. It's gummy and it's much worse than the non-broken potato gritton. So, they are still very, very hungry after many courses. I say they're still standing, but they're sitting down. And they've eaten over 10,000 calories.

Listen, do you, boo. 60,000 dollars a day, you do you. Yeah, so there are plenty more christines and dessert once again once again tiramisu we end with a chugie chugie dessert not quite a whimper but an but anti-climactic chaos overall I'd give it 68 pots okay way to start out the season well I love his attitude to Dylan right no please elaborate oh when he was told on two separate occasions within 20 minutes that he needed to prepare more food. Yeah, he said, okay, no problem.

Yeah, imagine that happening to spaz. He would be like, I can't do the tilting. Can you get that girl fired? I can't have her in here all the time. Calm down, man, just make more food. All right, so the guest apart, the dinner table, one eats absolute, I mean, one eats shit so far, so far. And that is when Gabby is tasked with staying up

and tending to the drunk bastard who is very, very wobbly. This guy's a fucking asshole. I know we're gonna make excuses for him. Oh, he's gay. No, what? This guy, you know, we're gonna make excuses for him. I'm always gay. No, what? This guy. No, we're gonna make excuses for him.

I thought we might. This guy is a scumbag and I think he might be straight because no gay guy, the way he's talking to her, I just couldn't believe it. I felt so bad for her being put in this position because dude's like 55. It's one of those. Drunk person says with a sober person feels,

I know he's gonna probably apologize the next day and it will be all watched over. And Nick said he deleted his Instagram account and I guess he'll be beat up forever or whatever. Sure. But this isn't his first rodeo. I've had a lot of drunk friends living in Los Angeles for the last 20 years.

Maybe I was too drunk to hear some of my friends talk this way. I've never heard someone go this. No, it's bad game because women get immediately turned off by it. Because it's too aggressive and it's sexual harassment. Now, you're right about the gay thing. Maybe the booze and him being homosexual thinks that he's confused and thinks that he is a lot of more rope. It's like the Andy Dick thing.

I don't care that you're gay. It's like, can I talk to your mom? You're being gross. It gives a fuck. You can't do that to human beings regardless of your sexual orientation. Now, we talk to Gabby about this, so we don't need to cover it again, but she's a vet. She knows how to handle scumbags like this very, very very easily and we'll see what will happen next week. Guys, thank you so much for listening. Thank you for supporting us.

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