Another Below Deck Podcast - Number One Answer | Below Deck S8 E12

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

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Big pink ass goes outside and he just starts wiping away the tears and he's wondering. Am I a complete asshole? Yeah. Answer? Yes. Number one answer. Number one answer. Kyle.

Blue deck, man. What word do you think of when you think of Kyle and asshole? All right, let's see if it's on the board. Number one air. So number one ass ride, right. And to remind everybody, Pat's not doing an impression of a black man. He's doing an impression of Steve Harvey. Well, that's an important distinction. Number one is... Welcome aboard another brand's making new episode of another below deck podcast. My name is

Dylan. I'm signing up next on one Patrick Kiki. Dylan, the unexciting is palpable in your voice. I am getting sick. I know it's coming. I gotta take some night quilt tonight. I gotta hit the sheets hard. And then I don't know what. Where are you at? Because you know how when we're walking around and we start feeling, oh boy, I think it's coming on. Yeah, yeah. Where, yeah, like normally for me,

it's a little bit of a week, I'm feeling a little weak, and then I get a little itchiness in my throat. The fatigue is there. The fatigue is there. What is a surefire signal for me is the sweat right underneath the eyes right here, just a constant perspiration there always, and then of course you've got the spit that feels like toxic sludge. I mean, I don't know why it burns as much as it does. I don't understand it, but it is coming.

Oh boy. So, if I'm a little low energy tonight, I apologize, but it is not my fault. If we had a good episode of Belodak, I would be rip-roar and ready to look fucking chocolate right now. But unfortunately, we do not. Before we get into this, um, less than good. I think some people say sub-par. I say less than good episode of Belodak.

We have some PSAs. Well, you know, when I, I'll give a little bit of what's coming up in the next week or so. Ruby, Ren, Papaya Dog girls, gonna be in town. And that's when we like, it's the best podcast. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells. Yes. So she will be here for a couple episodes of Below Deck or Winterhouse. By the way, head on over, well, it's in your feet.

If you like, if you have, it's the best. It's the best, guys. You don't even need to watch the show. The show's 40 minutes running time. We do like an hour. We're longer than the actual dumb show. There are so many little funny berries in that show. Uh-huh.

Foraging, we are with our little baskets. And also what's coming up. In the new year, I believe we're gonna go right back to 90 day fiance for it's shorter running time version of itself Yeah, I'll never watch it to our reality television. I don't think I can't either do it Yeah, it just it depresses me when I have to do it. Well, it's just it's just It's insulting to the audience to to, it's hebristic to go, yeah, fatso, did you get some thin crust tonight? Well, saddle up because you've got two hours of Jasmine and Gina.

That's horrible. You know, nobody wants that. Yeah, it's tough. We're probably, you know what? Maybe we might do the hour and a half shows when love after lock up, day, bus again. But anyway, it's looking like Vanderpump rules and 90 day the single life are going to be what we kind of launch within the New Year. Yeah, I love love after lock up because it makes me

feel good about myself to see people with meth problems who live in double wides. Hey, it's therapy for me. Yeah, hey, you know, because I'm not an empath. I do not feel their pain. I just laugh. Why are you drinking screw drivers in your front yard at three o'clock in the afternoon with a bunch of heavy machinery that is rusted? Again in the front yard, I don't understand what's going on. And why is your name puppy? That was really good. And why do you smoke so much? You don't have a job?

Dylan, I called this shot. I was gonna rename the show SIGs and sadness Anyway below deck. Can I get my thoughts and knots on this episode? One more PSA. Oh, what is it the Laura episode is out. We had a great time talking to her Check that out. She is She is pristine. She is classiest fuck. She is the MVP of the season of Sea Lioness. Sea Lioness, that's the name we have for her.

I just could not love her more. I want to be her best friend. She's great. She was great. Great interview gave us a, she wouldn't talk a lot of smack, but I think you could read between the lines. When we asked her, who, if you were a captain, who'd you have back on your boat and she said uh uh Luca and Jack.

Yeah, meaning none of the interior. Yeah. Oh and Lily. She didn't say Lily. No, she didn't. No. Because Lily is a biological hazard. But we'll get there.

We'll get there. All right, Del. Uh, it sounds like you didn't like the episode. I didn't like the episode either. Look, if you don't got the goods, then just, I don't know. Smash two days together, make the editing faster, make things speed up. There were a couple notable things here.

I will get to Kyle. We've got Capitia Mesh. I mean, that was notable. You know, the cliffhanger had him, I look, he walked in the cabins, we'll get to it, he smashed a glass, he took a jacuzzi and freezing cold water that could have killed him. But it just, I didn't pan out the way, I thought it would, I thought it would. He's a fascinating kind of blackout though, and we'll talk about it.

There are different kinds of blackout drunks, right? And when they do get into that state of grace, which is revolting to everybody around them, they become a zombie. And like any other species of undead, there are a lot of different kind of off shoots. You know, it's like the Galapagos Islands. There were different birds that had different beaks

for different reasons. And Amish is a fascinating kind of blackout drunk. I'm excited to talk about that. Yeah, he definitely was. I especially liked when primary Michael, because Sandy ratted Amish out and he had to sit him down. Yeah. That talk was like how I thought like,

I resembled like how a dad would talk to his son, you know, to explain to him about the birds in the beach. he's like, uh, spoke with your mom, Amisha. She's having to replace that hand lotion twice a week and then your bathroom. So can we slow it down? And also, please don't ejaculate on other people's socks. Yeah, those are my socks. You can ejaculate on yours. Yeah.

You would ejaculate on other people's socks. Stuff gets in there like gorilla glue. Son, have you ever worn a dress sock in your life? No. Well, then don't come in mind, because you know that they're not yours, right? Come on. Yeah.

Well, you've got it, pup. Anyway, I'll say that I'm gonna give this episode 10 knots. I'm gonna give it one. One! Plus, 30. gonna give it one. One plus 30. I give it 31. Okay. 31 pockets.

So, it's odd that we don't have chirons on below deck. Like we do on winter houses. The date and time. I don't want to go on winter houses. It's just track it. It's really, really odd. But last we left off, Sandy was Ripshit pissed about Luke. I mean she was just Ripshit pissed. We've got people down, we've got no one helping, and we've got Amish, Kapiche, K.A. Shades,

getting fucked up. I mean he is, he's Pitbull right now, he's in the Pitbull Shades. He is not turning anything from a negative to, he's in the pit bull shades. He is not turning anything from a negative to a positive. Oh, by the way, if you want some good podcasting, head over to wherever you listen to podcasts and what does it call from a negative to a positive? From a negative to a positive and people can mock pit bull all they want, right? But the collab with Niel give me everything tonight, is a timeless classic. Why? Why are you laughing? It's a timeless classic. And when pit bull does erect the stage in

Gaza that he has promised us, things will get sorted out there. Because people will gather, people will drink Pepsi, and they will realize that there's really nothing to fight about. He mentioned that on episode two of his podcast. Yeah. He only did 10, boy. If you had just stayed in the game. So first and foremost, Luca is Ripschit Pistoe.

Because what's going on here is that Lily, the hazard is downstairs. She has to be shepherded by an. So they don't have enough people to run plates. That is why this kind of clown car shit is going on right now. Yeah, I think Max, when he was woken up, he was running plates with a hard on. Well, I was gonna say a running suit on.

Oh, oh, I thought you were gonna talk about his dick. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Excuse me, my PP. Yeah, it is just my PP. This was all dumb. I understand that Sandy didn't fully understand what was happening. She addresses it later on in the tip meeting, but Sandy, if you don't have the whole story, stay out of it.

So Rose Wildbrenzino is the first course with a Frickishet. I don't even know what that technique is. And I'm too, I was too sick to look it up. It's a Frickishae of Wild Mushroom. I would imagine that it's just chopped. You know, all these words on Julien, it just means chopped. Cut.

But it's a beautiful dish. It's a delicate, flaky fish with a good sear on it. These dentists are shoveling it down their gullets like the pelicans they are, you know what I mean? Now while the guests are eating and the exterior are running plates, Lily and Jess are really just, I mean Lily are going through the clean-tells,

Boston belongs, yeah. Dildos, Edible underwear, things you shove up your ass. Things you shove up your ass. I mean, it's all there. And this is why you can't go on these vacations because this is not a white tablecloth experience, regardless of how many times these sea rats pretend that this is five stars. There is not the professional pride or decorum of somebody that, let's say works at, I don't know, what are those fancy hotels? Yeah, it would be a hotel.

Like, something where there's actual accountability, these people are out in the ocean, no one's really looking at what they're doing. When you're at a hotel, you do have like, you know, certain levels, everyone's got an eye on somebody. St. Regis, is that what I'm thinking of? Yeah, sure.

No, that's not what I'm thinking. How about the Bel Air Hotel? No, no, no, it's a chain, but there's only... There's Edison. No, no, no, no, it's not Edison. There's one in Hawaii right by the, oh, four seasons. Oh, four seasons, of course.

The four seasons. Now, if you did have a suite at the four seasons and had somebody unpack your shit, they would be wearing white clothes and they would not be getting off on your anal beats. They would be putting everything away and they would leave after. They would collect the tip and leave.

They would not be looking through massive amounts of mascara at your sexy stuff. No, they would leave after they would collect the tip and leave they would not be looking through massive amounts of mascara at your sexy stuff No, this is not a joke, right? But not when you're being waited on by C-rats. Is the point the labor? Can we move on? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Can I get to a key part of the episode that I that I stuck out for me? Yeah, so I'm a miss. Am I saying his name correctly? Just calm shades. Shades, okay, shades. I don't want to be juggie, but look, you're on vacation, you should get trash,

but I do want to say, leave the blackout status to two years after you graduate college. Yeah, leave it to children. Exactly. By the way, I was up in Solving like a few years back. I'm at like a Michelin Star fucking restaurant. I'm sitting next to a table, next to some nice ladies in their 60s.

Two of them proceeded over the two-hour dinner as I was witnessing, get so fucking drunk, one of them had to lay on the fucking floor. Yeah, come on, you're in your 60s. No, and that happens. I mean, my darling wife's a sailor, and I were flying home from Virginia last month, and the woman next to us who did have a Palmarinean underneath the seat in front of her sweet dog very calm temperament

She got five cans of wine One every hour like clockwork Another rosé another rosé. I know you need to charge me. By the end of that flight, that woman could not stand. And she began speaking to me while spitting on my wife, because when you get to that level, there's so much liquid. She began speaking to me about how she has been to every sandals resort, except one,

Antiga, and she's going. So everybody just kind of just keep your druthers about. Yeah, yeah, you're embarrassing. Okay, now a mish, I mean shades, drunkenly at some point during dinner, leans over to one of the other fellow guests, and he notes he's wearing a bracelet with his name on it. And he says, he's like, what are you gay? He's like, why do you have your name on your bracelet?

Is it because you're so dumb? Yeah, I can't remember your name. Now, if this was old Patti, old Patti would have said, well, my dad gave this to me before he went off to Vietnam. Yeah, yeah, really milk it. I never saw him again. Turns out we lost him in a helicopter or a mish. Yep. He flew to the northern part of May, Cogn Delta. Really milk it. I never saw him again. Mm-hmm turns out we lost him in helicopter a mish. Yep

He flew to the northern part of May, may Kong Delta. Yep. He met a nice girl started a new family Herdy's doing well anyway. What are you drinking? Yeah, just to see if he's listening Yeah, and he's not listening and that's why what I would say would be much shorter. I would say you are be much shorter. I would say you are, you have two satellites on your face right now. And it's nine o'clock at night. You look ridiculous and you keep screaming for ale. There is no ale. You make me want to hurt myself. Something like that. But that wasn't good. You know what? You know what the best thing to do with Amish Kapish would probably be? Ignorant. Just ignore him.

You know, take the high road. Golden rule, right? One of them. Jesus said, take the high road. That's what Jesus said. So we move on, Kyle is going ham on pork belly. Oh, there's just a fatening And then he begins speaking about how he doesn't feel comfortable with Jack and Lily hating him Well, all right, Dill can I talk about this? I have lots of thoughts on this. Of course. So

Kyle shares with Jessica slash Ann that he's feeling like he's 21 Not 31, which is how old he is. Because of the whole Lily chef jack thing. I don't think it's an age thing. I've pointed this out. I think it's a maturity thing. I know 20 year olds that don't engage in this bullshit that you've decided to engage

in here. I also know six year olds that are idiots. Speak to a professional. Your life is in chaos. You need to examine why you are pink slime, sir. Yeah. And when you're not on top of this stuff, when your life is in disarray, you're blaming others for it, and you cannot see your part in it, you'll begin weeping at the sound

of a b-Rate opera singer. And it's those kind of uncontrollable little emotional mud bubbles that just kind of explode and you have no control over what's going on. That's, there are a couple moments in this episode which Kyle, I don't think you're near being a normal happy person. No, there's an anti-deppressant script coming for that young man. And it's sad because, you know, listen, is it overprescribed? Yes.

But sometimes people need it, you know? So dessert is a lava cake. Is that a showstopper always or is that a showstopper always? You know, it's like a filet mignon. No, excuse me, it's like a beef willing tin. Way more work than it's worth, but man, the oz. Oh, you know, it's like when you see the lava coming, yeah, the wall. Wow, yeah, it's chocolate in the middle of the cake.

Yep. So a mish says, three me. Nice one. Funny. Very funny, a m, to bastardize purposefully a young woman of colors and name. Oh, there you go. Wow, Amish. But he's a man of color too though, so, right? Not right now. Oh, no.

Right now, he is a zombie. And pigment does not really have any part to play in a zombie. The skin is dead. The veins have come to the fore. They are purple and thirsty. That's what a mace is right now. So Tumi and Luca are fucked. Tumi's got two people on beds and heads.

And she kind of has to because of lily this is the sand is trying to figure out what's going on here but we move on to amish get on that you have some thoughts on this okay so sandy lets us know that it's both louca and to me thought dare i say you have a part to play in this to sandy because you know what's going on you don't know what's going on why you doing all this stuff this is this where Sandy goes wrong, in my opinion. I've slowly kind of come to the table of liking Sandy a lot

because I know she has to deal with a lot of sea rats. So it's actually not to me's fault or Lucas fault. If we're breaking down the fourth wall deal as I've come to know as we talk to these sea rats off mic, it's actually productions fault for intentionally casting inexperienced assholes. They found on Instagram. Yeah, the woman said that she worked at Wimbleton. She spelled it incorrectly and said she was

a position that if you just did a little bit of Googling, you would find out that does not exist. So don't hire her. How about that guy that brought a photo of another guy that he thought was gonna do. Um, Rewom so anyway now. Amish is torked to the moon at the moral He's running around the boat yelling more yelling more. Yeah, we'll yelling more. Why do you keep Up with this mantra. It's because he's black. Right, right. Then I thought he started asking for a hot dog. It took me like eight minutes into the episode to realize he was asking for a hot tub. Yeah, hot tub. He was trying to find the hot tub. And he is trying to find the hot tub in the bottom of the boat,

in the smallest rooms, in the bottom of the boat. He's going into people's cabins and he is quite cheery and this is the kind of blackout that Amesha is. Now, all blackouts are completely impervious to the ramifications of the reality that they are walking around in with their knuckles on the floor. But some are angry towards it.

Some are glazed completely towards it. And there are others that are fun. Chipper. He's busting into people's rooms borderline sexual harassment definitely inappropriate, right because people are sleeping and he's going, how you know what? He's a happy blackout. Oh, he is so happy. There is there, you know blackout. Oh, he is so happy. There is there, you know, the things are just bouncing off of this guy. I want to say this to the audience. Oh, especially when another person tells you, Hey, get out of here. Yeah. He's like, no, prop. I tried finding shades to get him on the show to explain himself. Please, barnacles, some of you are so good at your research. Right. Investigative. Right. And Shades. We will interview him later this week.

To the Barnacles who are really, really good at finding people, we love you so much, but be worse at that. You know, you could be using your time more productively. There's so much life out there, but if you want to, if you get, you know, if you pop off at that kind of thing, I mean, we encourage it. And again, I say, we love you. Now he continues to go in this tour of complete blackout where he is 50 sheets to the moon, but he seems at the same time zombified and gaslighting people who are making inquiries about his sobriety. So it's this really interesting dynamic where he'll slide down a

flight of stairs and drop a wine shattering it all over the place and they'll go, are you okay? What happened? And he goes, I just dropped my wine glass. Shades, your alcohol, your blood alcohol level right now is 14. I don't understand how you are as composed as you want. I drop my wine glass, not a big deal. Maybe it was the cold water in that jacuzzi. You know, I do want to say this about shades. Shades, he did this one night.

He had announced to everybody at the table. I'm getting fucked up. I'm getting fucked up. It's just that they didn't get fucked up. So he was a lone person getting fucked up. Yeah. And I would argue, why bother? Sure, yeah, yeah.

It doesn't matter that you're in a loveless marriage. I mean, there are different ways to cope with that. Your kids don't like you, that's fine. Next day. next morning. So, um, the Luke guy is like me and the girls are gonna hit it hard after this charter. Luke is, he is a little Dionysian chair of that one. I mean, he just worships at that altar of hedonism and fleshly desire. She know what I mean? I mean, that is just his nucleus. You need people like that on this show.

I agree. He's wonderful. Bubble and squeak for the morning special. Have you heard of this before? Yeah. Okay. And to no one's surprise, it is a dish from the United Kingdom that is made of potatoes and cabbage.

They've been eating the same way since the life expectancy was seven. They just do not change. I think there's eggs in there too, but yeah. A little leg on top? Yeah, yeah, throw a little leg on top. But yeah, I'm gonna... Can you imagine that? You fall in love. You're like, I'm gonna be with you forever, forever, which is, well, seven now. Six months. I was gonna give it to like 16 and a half, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, back then, pink eye would take you out. Oh, yeah.

You didn't wipe your butt properly, like, kill you. You get sepsis. Yeah. You know, it's so funny, I've been my wife is on the tic-tocs and We've we've found a couple gals from the UK who are just amazing. They're just amazing content creators There's one Irish woman who drinks almost exclusively Hyper blue vodka's be they blue lemonade or blue coconut and she just gets fucked up and she's amazing. But there's another woman who kind of shows you the ins and outs of

grab and go dining in the UK and I mean it genuinely is disgusting with those people consume. They get Chinese food and there's fries. I don't know why they have fries with their Chinese food, but They also have Munchie boxes Munchie box, you know what a Munchie box is. Is that a happy meal? It's It's a pizza box and you open it up and there's kebab in it and more fries and

chicken wings and more fries and I just want them to not have to go to Turkey to get their teeth worked on. And I want, you know, it's just, listen, hey, nobody eats more shit than Americans, so I shouldn't be talking. But you could get a bucket of french fries at rallies in New Orleans during Marty Gras, a bucket of french fries at rallies in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, a bucket of french fries.

I mean, we have the Reese's Cup thing going on right now. The one pound Reese's Cup, it hurts you part. You told me to wait a babe Ruth when you came over here. I told you I've been eating like Lena Dunham because it is the holidays. And I had a baby Ruth at 11 o'clock, completely in bed. And when it was done, I felt no shame. And even the next morning, I didn't feel any shame. And then much like Kyle hearing that operatic music and then crying, I was kind of struck by a PTSD

almost kind of nightmare where I flashback to me eating a baby Ruth at 11 o'clock at night. Just struck by how not okay that is. I mean, the thing that, things that made of nightmares, you know, like a lot of chocolate in that bed, you know. Yeah. Just got a little crumbs of chocolate and peanut and I'm laying down. Speaking of Kyle, Dill.

Yeah. Him and Lily, they have a chat in that laundry room, you know. Yeah. She tries to clear things up with him regarding all the drama that's been created. Sure. She notes, she hasn't picked a side, you know. And she apologizes for all the confusion.

Yeah, thank you. We were waiting with Bated Breath on who you're going to pick. Kyle, here's this. And he thanks her for picking the quote unquote right side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not to get inside Lily's head, but I think this was more about her trying to save her ass from being on the chopping block. Sure. And there would be no point trying to get into Lily's head because it's just that monkey climbing, I mean, chiming those symbols together. And we love Lily, but that is what's going on. Yeah, yeah, she's great. She's great. She got cast on Instagram. That shouldn't be here. But Kyle, hearing her say that she hasn't picked a side, but then he acknowledges you've picked the right side. I don't think he's done any self-interim. No, it's Palpatine shit. It's more Palpatine shit from Kyle.

And the thing he says next is it... The girl who can't figure out how to turn on a washing machine came to me and apologized. Well, I can't chef Jack. I have a question. Why can't you? That's a great point. Because I'll get ahead of myself. When he calls Zachary, the love of his life, he can't understand all the negativity

and he's tired of it. And he says something interesting. Yeah. He says he wants to know how people can change the way they think about him. Okay, so first off, I want to say Zachary, what an angel. I mean, I don't know what is more than a neighbor. Right. I don't know what's more difficult working with special needs

children or dating Kyle, but I think both of them are very, very taxing. Kyle says, and this is such an insight into how sick in the head he is. How do I change people's thoughts about me if they already feel that way? There are so many things that are wrong with that sentence. Maybe he's not sick in the head. I think he is sick in that. He's a phobia narcissist, but maybe he's just a little confused about his place in why everybody hates him. This directive to change people's minds already, that's

not a great place to start from, and then to completely have no acknowledgement of the part that you've played in it is just, it's sad to see. That's what it is. So pink slime. Does Haley feel this way? Does Luca feel this way? Does Anne feel this way? Why are you this way? Does Ann feel this way? Why are you the only one that feels that people are coming at you with all this negativity? Yeah. What's your part to play in this?

You know, I feel bad about beating these boys, not young anymore, it's 31 Jesus, five and Christ. But I just, I watched this, Kyle, got to figure it out, dude. Yeah, it's sad. It's sad. We want Kyle to be happy. I do. You know, I liked him last season. We used to talk to him or our former co-host.

Sure, yeah, yeah. And then, yeah, he's kind of bumming me out. Oh, he turned into a pink slime. Yeah, pink slime, yeah. Hey, have you checked? Did you get any nuggies this week? What's a nuggie? A chicken nuggie?

Did I get any chicken nuggies? Do you mean like, me and chicken nuggets, I mean you said you get chicken nuggies all the time for my daughter. Yeah Yeah, she had chicken nuggets. Did you check out the shapes? I told you to check out the shrapes. Oh, no, there were nuggets. We got McDonald's They're nuggets. They're golden nuggets. No, but we talked about the shapes ones to a boot One's round one's oblong. I said, you don't remember this conversation. I do remember the conversation, but I'm pretty sure they're just like, they don't look like stars or anything though. No, I'm not saying they're stars.

It's more confusing. They're amorphously consistent in their sloppy shapes. Mm. You know what? I'll take photos next. No, you don't need to take photos. I'm done with it. If you're not gonna look, you're not gonna look.

That's it. Last time I bring that up again. Natalia. She's not on the top. Shut up, would you just shut up, Natalia? She's not on the show anymore, but yet she, her presence looms large. I missed cuddles with you.

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We can't go anywhere. I gotta go back to the dock. $60,000 a day. So Lillie wants to do math instead of make beds. Now, I don't think either are in the cards for her, but definitely not the bets. She keeps doing this crazy thing where she doesn't understand the language of the environment she's in. So, Tumey will be like, did you do the rooms? And she'll say, yeah, I did the rooms. And she'll go into the rooms and they're not done and she'll ask,

Lily, I thought you said that you did the rooms and Lily will be like, I thought that you were speaking about the toilets and to me's like, are you retarded? Okay, Dale. I had this thing. When I was young, I would have a boss and or a manager and they'd be like, okay, write this down. I'd never write anything down. Sure, sure. You're one of those people you think you got it. I mean, I got it. Yeah. They'd start talking to me. I get nervous. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't take in anything they were saying. Right.

And then I'd nod my head like I heard everything they said. Yeah. But I was lying. Right, right, right. And I'd fake it till I make it. So we dark and to me realizes that what Lily can do is blow up balloons. Which she cannot. No. No.

We learn that the puddly ends desire to go to Turkey to get their teeth done. And Jack is hoping that he can get his teeth done states that by these lovely people. Not a mish, Because his hands are shaky One slip of that drill and your gums are just in shambles and I Would bet the house That he is operated on people's mouths

Still fucked up. He's like doctor death, man. He'll fuck up your back. Oh, yeah next thing you know You're like, hey, let me go in for this operation. My fucking back's been hurt me. You're living out the rest of your life in a goddamn wheelchair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. That guy was a bad guy. That's terrible.

Real, real crummy character. That guy. So, the opera singer heads on. I was gonna say, what do you think about this dinner menu, surf and turf with Mac and cheese? Well, I mean, it is a steakhouse. Yeah, we're going out back. Welcome to the mall, uh-huh.

I'm tongue-tied. I'm tongue-tied. Yeah, no, it's somewhere between outback and Mortons and it is nowhere near yachts. But no, this is what people want. The lobster look delicious. Listen. and it is nowhere near yachts. But no, this is what people want. The lobster look delicious. Listen, Jack knows how to play to the palettes of, you know, dentists from Florida.

Yeah, these seals. And he gave them what they want, you know, lobster, steak, mac and cheese, a tomato and onion salad. I mean, who doesn't love that food? That's a classic night at a steakhouse. You know what I mean? There's nothing wrong with that. Hey, Del, can I talk about this opera performance? Yeah, can we really quickly talk about Laura being confused about why the opera singer is here. I don't know if it's a bit, if it is,

it's Andy Kaufman-esque, I'm very confused about it. Laura, you are so good at so many things, you're objectively horrible, it's saying. Yeah, she's horrible. Yeah, I'm saying, and that was definitely a joke. Okay, I think that was her attempt at being funny. The opera performance, while lovely, I have to say, and I'm a poopy pants here.

Uh-huh, a big poopy. I don't like people singing that close to me. Oh, no. There's a, for what a Guns and Roses concert, that's one thing, you know? Having people singing you in this private setting, it weirds me the fuck out, because I get so uncomfortable with eye contact.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, intimacy terrifies you. Of course, inevitably the opera singer's gonna be singing to me eye contact and I am going to avoid eye contact and I'm gonna stare at her cheek and I'll start going, oh, is that a zit forming? Right, right, right. Because I'm uncomfortable and insecure and that's me. That's a me.

Yeah, no, and I am right there with you. You don't want the intimate concert by a person who you're not a fan of, by a person who is some kind of street urchin who has been brought on this boat to Sangha Bra, because that's an uncomfortable situation. 100%. You know, classically trained or not, she stole from a lot of people today. So Michael, that big baby is wiping away the tears. I mean, this opera singer is really coaxing out a lot of wetness. Especially you know who. Yep, Pink's line. Big pink ass goes outside and he just starts wiping away the tears

and he's wondering, Am I a complete asshole? Yeah. Answer. Yes. Number one answer. Number one answer. Kyle. Blu-deck, man.

What word do you think of when you think of Kyle? And asshole. All right, let's see if it's on the board. Number one answer. Number one is. Right. Number one is. Right. And to remind everybody, Pat's not doing an impression of a black man.

He's doing an impression of Steve Harvey. That's an important distinction. Number one is. Name something that comes after pork. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He said you We break down family feud insanity on PM's it. It's one of my favorite segments I'd love watching family feud and breaking down the insanity on that show Mm-hmm. All right, meanwhile, Lily has developed quite the innovative method for Hada. What's something you want to see when you're robbing a house? Naked grandma!

That's the number two, actually, that's correct. Okay. All right. So meanwhile, Lily, she's developed Dylan. She should work for fucking Tesla. She's developed quite the way to keep track of her job performance. Yeah. She's going to write things down on a ripet.

Right. Yeah. It's a little bit like, um, if trying to get through the logistic nightmare of getting the women and children off the Titanic, but someone was like, get my pen on. Nobody move. We're going to write this down. It just doesn't make any sense. It know, it's paralysis by analysis. Yeah, paralysis by analysis. You know, it's not that difficult. You just wipe the shit off the toilet seat.

Right? Yeah. Make sure the shit is off the toilet seat. Sweep the pubes up off the floor, right? Give a little rinse the shower and just strip the beds. That's it. We don't need to write out anything. The fuck and just strip the beds. That's it. We don't need to write out anything. The fuck out of there. Yeah, that's right. Put the chocolate on the pillow. That's a nice touch and get out of there.

So dinner is an American steakhouse classic. Like we mentioned, lobster, tea bone, mac and cheese, tomato and onion. And we get chocolate. I think there was a little fig on that, which was a nice touch. I think that this is a chugie bullshit dinner, but I think that Jack did a great job. I'm gonna give it 70 pots. Plain to the crop.

So after Jess comes down and sees that the iPad isn't working, because how could it, right? Mm-hmm. She goes and alerts to me. Now, I wanna say this about Jessica Slashan. Do you remember a few weeks back when everyone was attacking you because you were green and not doing your job well? Yep.

Interesting how human beings work. Yeah, I mean, Lord of the Flies was turned down by almost every publishing house in. Is that right? Yeah. And we needed that tone because it is very, very applicable to so many different situations. And is an architect on that island. She would shove piggy off that mountain face in a heartbeat. Fucking drop kick is fat ass. Yeah.

I have the conch. So a couple more Natalia texts don't hurt my little heart, I think she said one time. So that's cool. And then we get to the next day, the guest apart. And the sea rats are really going at it. They are torqued up and ready to go. Now, Luca and Jess are making out of the table before the the They say still are sparkling. I mean these two are just slamming down one another's throats and then Kyle makes a declaration. I'm getting wasted tonight

That was good. That was good. Yeah, he says I'm gonna get fucked up tonight and Jack knows that when that happens he turns blush pink and gets really mean so Jack says cool it a little bit and I He says he's joking. I don't think he was joking. He's seen him turn into the kind of Fabulous race that he turns into when he gets that wasted but I don't think he was joking. He's seen him turn into the kind of fabulous race that he turns into when he gets that wasted. But Kyle says, let's talk, which is an odd disastrous, confrontational way

to go about this. And when the commercial hit, I was certain that these two were going to explode and implode. Chef Jack would never let that happen and that's the reason see Kyle feeds off someone coming back at him the fact that chef jack was able to kind of contain his himself i think is why that didn't explode chef jack is a bomb diffuser you know you can't there's no flames with that it just you know, so Jess and Luca We head back to the boat Jess and Luca bang it out

While lily and max practice high kicks on one another right now did lily and max hook up as well I think so probably okay. Yeah, probably and then we get to the next morning next morning We end with Haley heading out Feeling under the weather and Sandy and Lily having a little chat. You need to do better. I'm gonna give you one more chance. Yeah, that's pretty much how it ends. Yeah, and we have three days left of the season So I think Lily's gonna be sticking around. It's three days not three charters, right? No, I think it's like two two more charters

Okay, I think Lily's gonna two two more charters. Oh, okay. I think Lily's going to make it to the last hurrah. But we'll see jump the iTunes range. You're usually five stars kind of words. Please join us on the YouTube's the Lara video is out join us on Instagram another below deck podcast. What else patreon.com done in a little lower a little more, and we love you guys. We hope you guys have a really, really beautiful holiday season. Yeah. That's it for us. We'll see you next week.

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